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>>78554986Bold of you to assume we’ll be seeing her again.
>>78555039We will.
Canon
>Be the "Man with a Plan" that I so often proclaim myself to be, a prospective agent of Interspy, with the 2nd highest IQ in the Loud family right next to my super genius sister and come up with an idea to pacify the dog and stop myself from crashing into a pile of snow?*VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*>Scream the entire time, blend in with the pile like the little snowball I am, and let some random swiss boy steal my bag AND my sister who I am popularly shipped with?*VERY LOUD CORRECT BUZZER*I swear the showrunners are trying to stomp out Lynncoln by making Lincoln some pathetic idiot here and have him get mogged by Henrik.
>>78555372>IQDamn it I thought you were Kurt for a second.
>>78555597Sorry about that, you get what I mean
>>78555674Is it incest if you only use your fingers?
Lisa Loud can only work if she is a child prodigy, If she was just a normal 4 year-old child who really liked science and wanted to become a scientist, then the show probably wouldn't have sci-fi elements. No intelligent robots, no time travel, no teleporting box and more.
>>78556560Lisa sounds like a little old lady when she talks, and I can't shake the notion that she actually IS a little old lady in the body of a four year old.Headcanon: Lisa is actually older than her grandparents. She's somehow used her super-scientific knowledge of time travel and biology to give her decades of education while the rest of the family thinks she's only been with them for four years.
>>78556769Explain the baby pictures and the diapers she saved.
>>78558341>Time Machine Changing Table
>>78556769>Lisa is actually just a normal (if very intelligent and well-educated) woman>She's a smart cookie, sure, but she's no prodigy or savant>She was still doing normal 4-year-old stuff when she was that age>She grew up as one of the only sane Louds in the house (along side her little sister Lily), excelling in school and eventually being hired by the government>Lisa rises through the ranks as the years go by, until she's head of a research division>Her goal is to engineer a time machine>She can't; not at first>Turns out time travel is really hard to make real>Years of research, sleepless nights,big smart-people chalk boards filled with math>Years pass, and Lisa continues to make minute (but steady) progress>By the time she's finished overseeing the construction of the first functioning time machine prototype, Lisa is nearly 70 years old>She may as well be the first test subject.This is her life's work.>There's just one matter of uncertainty>Lisa theorizes that if a subject travels through time, they cannot go back further than their own birth>Her time machine uses the subject's personal timeline as a reference point and an anchor, and Lisa's math didn't really reveal what happens if you pass the beginning of your personal timeline>Not willing to risk some unknowable thing happening, old lady Lisa sets the date coordinates to a few months after her birth>She steps onto the plate, flips the switch, and a burst of light fills the room>Lisa's world goes dark>...>And then, suddenly, it became light again.>She was... in her childhood bedroom?>Why was everything so big?>How did she even get he->The door opens, and an enormous figure stands before Lisa>Lisa's eyes widen and she lets out wordless gurgle - that's her mother. >But Rita's been dead for nearly 20 years>"Look who's awake!">As Rita scoops Lisa up, the infant learns that time travel is apparently purely mental>Well, fuckand that's why 4 year old lisa talks like a smart old lady.
>>78559458Good theory.>Lisa theorizes that if a subject travels through time, they cannot go back further than their own birth It turned out her theory was wrong unless she made sure that her new time machine fixed that flaw so they could go further than their own birth. Because 70-year-old Lisa is now in her 4 year old body, she decided to change her timeline a bit by creating inventions and doing experiments on her siblings.
>>78559565ehhh I'm not doctor who, I don't know how time travel works.
Can we just appreciate the fact that we get greentexts again, there was a long time that very few people ever wrote them
>>78559458She invented a time machine at that science camp after she regretted staying there full time.
>>78559597Yeah, because she spent her adult life researching and building time machines. She wasn't canon-Lisa until she mentally went back in time with a lifetime of experience and education
>>78559630In that same episode she can't figure out how to make a PB&J. She also doesn't know how to tie her shoes.
>>78559652No one's perfect.
>>78559663She'd be one step ahead of Luan's pranks on April Fool's day but isn't.
>>78559777Lisa forgot about Luan's pranks when she grows up and that why she isn't one step ahead so she doesn't know what her pranks will be like in each april fools.
>>78559777Maybe she secretly likes it. As an old woman, I'm sure Lisa looked back at Luan's April Fool's pranks fondly and lets them get her because it makes Luan happy.
>>78559652>she can't figure out how to make a PB&JTo be fair, the P, B, and J could stand for anything.
>>78559852Penis, Buttcheeks, & Jelqing
>>78559908>>78559652See? And you can't put that between bread. You think you have all the answers.
>>78559652>>78559663Any idiot can memorize how to do a task. She's saving her brain power for more important things.
>>78559990Meat going between two buns, valid as a sandwich.
>>78559458Okay, I'll buy that.
>>78559816She also went back in time to before she was born and if the wedding wasn't disrupted nothing would've happened.
>>78560156The PBJ and shoe tying issues kill it.
I’ve seen a bunch of people get behind fan theories before but this one’s a little out there…
>>78561009It's the sweetums troll samefagging, ignore him.
>>78561009>>78561084Not him but I'm just shitposting, I didn't even read the theory.
>>78560072>"Lincoln, I'm saving my brain for marriage."
>>78561329
>>78559458>Lisa has a lisp because she's used to talking with a completely different set of teeth
>>78559458Interesting take on Lisa.
>>78559652She just can't figure out how to make it like her Lincoln did
>>78562573I wonder who’s louder?
Which sister has the best chance for professional success? Hard mode: not Lola; prostitution doesn't count.
>>78563058Easily Lisa, a genius that can invent time travel, intelligent robots and revive cave women at age 4 is bound for greatness, though her lack of ethics will likely land her in hot water.
>>78555372Remember some artist defended lincoln getting shitted in some random ways by the staff because "if their don't do that Lincoln would be a Gary's stu"
>>78563343>Gary's stusounds tasty
>>78563058Lana. I'm surprised how it's not thought of that she's also kind of a young genius in her own way. She has skills at age 7 that many adults don't muster. Her skills work for things that will always need to be needed in some way.
>>78554924Here's the new paste op:https://pastebin.com/f1Q8zXTt>>78553429That's cause Nick dosen't give a shit about them, theyre not some hot valuable ip, and we the most recent thing to give the sponge a run for its money, tlh surpassing sponge in ratings so early on secured the loud's success and longevity>>78553925would he need to wait that long?>>78554290i think its more so the approach and them locking it onto a streaming service both sort of doubly killed it>>78555372nah>>78556560would still be cute though>>78556769eh is a bit dumb, also thinking she sounds old is an odd view imo i dont see it>>78559458she figured time travel out by the age of 4 thoughever, there's an entire episode where we see her figure this out>>78559584we had some here and there>>78562562lisa style is very particular, also just remembered i made lisa style pb and j a few days ago for the first time, crusts cut off and into small right triangles that can fit in your mouth easily. biblically accurate wife food
>>78562620i would assume sam if she's the sub >>78563058why would lola be the hard mode answer? I feel like pageant skill's aren't as easily transferable as one would expect, i guess there's adult pageants but idk, its debatable what she sort of career she could get into. Lisa would make the most sense as the hard mode answer cause her skillset makes her the most assured she could literally do anything and already kinda does get paid for it. Outside of her maybe Lana due to her already being already being an expert at fixing shit. She could start a business and probably make alot from being a mechanic or plumbing, plus bobbie fletcher already offered her a job when she's 18 so there's that. Though to be fair, all the sister's are so talented in their own unique skillset that they all probably will end up pretty successful anyway that's there's not much to worry about. I feel like the most risky one is maybe Lori if she decides to stick with the golfing thing, or Luna due to being a successful rockstar requiring some amount of luck, there an entire episode about this exact worry, but she's got connections with mcswagger that could maybe help so idk.>>78563212this>>78565195Among the family you mean? and yeah her skillset is valuable. Would love to see more of Lana and Lisa doing shit and putting their heads together, hope we do. We see a small bit of it in bizzaritorium, fucking couldn't find the screenshot in unsorted mess of a folder to post.
Have "Kanga-ruse" and "The Walking Bed" been leaked yet?
>>78566000Checked but I got nothing.>>78565471Too early!
Morning anons~>>78565471Very close Sunbaby! >>78559458Okay, not even gonna lie, considering how time traveling shenanigans work in the show, this isn't that far off, most interesting headcanon I've heard in a while.>>78559652Gifted people are not good at everything, they just happen to excel at certain area.That said, it IS true that Lisa has shown toddler-like behavior at times, so she's not ALWAYS acting like a woman older than her age.>>78561009But is it really less believable than a 4 year old with a Ph.D?>>78563058Lola is not necessarily primed for success.>>78565336Hi Lisabro! >why would lola be the hard mode answer? I feel like pageant skill's aren't as easily transferable as one would expect, i guess there's adult pageants but idkExactly! What people don't remember is that Lola's talents and constant wins in the pageant industry don't necessarily translate to useful skills in professional fields like politics and acting, further, while she's a consistent winner, some of her most important character spotlight episodes, like "Gown and Out" show that she can in fact, lose, not just that, the episode also set the idea that Lola may not perform as well in high-level pageants, and that she can easily acquire a defeatist mindset out of it, even looking for excuses to not participate.She's also been shown to NOT be a Karma-Houdini, if her manipulation and scheming get too bad, the show WILL punish her, and she WILL learn her lesson and become more humble, this means that the direction of her character development is towards a more down to earth, patient girl.She will probably remain ambitious, and she does have incredible skills in performative arts like acting and dancing, but she's not necessarily going to be successful. Hell, I'd say Luan, Luna, Lana, Lisa and Lynn have a bigger chance of success than her.
>>78565336>why would lola be the hard mode answer?I honestly just wanted to take a potshot at Lola.
>>78565195I like the idea that while Lana might not make herself rich with her skills, she's most likely to have consistent work. I like Lana, she's a hard worker.
