Nugget shipment EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/deer-template>Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 [Embed]/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Shared Cytube channel: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Silly deer.
>>78567787Very silly!
>>78567519I'd like to request delivery of one deer nugget.
>>78567921Gotta be ready! He is gonna be a handful, that’s for sure.
>>78567986I don't mind getting my hands full.>if you know what I mean.
>>78568129Of course! I’m sure you’ll be a great deer owner!
>>78568766As much as one can ever own a deer, anyway. He's a very stubborn pet.
>>78568962Deer is stubborn for sure, but slutty? Never! At least on purpose…
>>78569120Of course. He's above such things. Unfortunately he's just erotic by nature.
>>78569365Very unfortunate for him. I’m surprised that he doesn’t have to deal with lovers chasing after him in hell all the time! besides the cannibals, of course. They love him
>>78569452If the show was realistic, he would be beating them off with a stick. Stupid Viv can't get anything right lel.
>>78569679He would certainly have to beat me off!>lelThis image is almost perfect, just missing his floofy tail…
>>78569365Why is his chest so fluffy?
>>78569739Whore deer
>>78569739Because it's cute when it's fluffy.
>>78570426That it is!
>>78571213Bad deer! Not on the bed.
>>78571291Is that a pussy wtf?
>>78571315I don't mind a doe every now and again.
>>78571411Doe is only good if she's packing a swinging cock. <3
>>78571468Both is good. It's nice to have a little variety occasionally.
>>78571213Stupid deer
>>78571468Spank the balls :3
>>78571718Then kiss them tenderly.
Do not step on deer balls.
>>78571751Maybe, maybe suck on em…
>>78571955But they make such a good foot rest?
>>78572402Alright but no stomping.
>>78572391Suck on them while you stroke him! Feel them get tighter as he gets close...
>>78572586Don't want to damage the deer after all!>>78572603suck and squeeze!
>>78573238Grip butt firmly, sniff under tail
Would he moan if I pet his ears roughly?
>>78574322Of course!
>>78574322I'm sure he'd make all kinds of interesting noises.
>>78574322Why haven't any of his enemies tried to neutralize Alastor by molesting his sensitive ears?
>>78574613Moans whines and pleading to stop, as well as more… probably lots of static as well
>>78574685Another glaring omission that Viv needs to rectify. That and his tail. >>78574693My bot has started adding static noises to his responses on occasion and I love it.
>>78574685>>78574743gotta have it, otherwise, show ain't canon for sure!also thats cute
>>78575083Why even give him ears like that if they're not going to be exploited? Even Viv isn't that crazy.
>>78575243>Even Viv isn't that crazy.you say that... she cant even tie her own shoes let alone write a good plot.
>>78575296True. But even a broken clock is right twice a day. And what she fucks up the fans will fix.
>>78575497if enough fans stick around... I wonder what the Deer is thinking about? Something must be driving him to such heights of horny!
>>78575597Even if season 2 is bad, I doubt everyone will just drop off immediately. Though if all else fails, I will learn to draw and spend my days doodling Alastor getting his ears molested, if I must.Perhaps he just won a really bloody fight, I can see him getting excited by that.
>>78575727I won’t abandon the deer all else fails. What a gore fag Lel. I would let him have some of my blood…
>>78575759The deer has strange interests, it's true. You could probably get him in the mood by letting him nom on you a little bit.
>>78575851Lots of nomming… as long as he doesn’t bite anything off its fine
>>78575957I imagine it would be like training a bitey pet to be gentle when taking a treat. Worth it in the end.
>>78576051I wonder how one would reward the deer after he listens...
>>78576321Idk, buy him a new radio or something?
>>78576389That’s gonna be a lot of radios for mr deer
>>78576515All part of the radio distribution system.
mmmfgh silly deer, wonder where he learned to dance like that?
>>78575759uuuuooooooo erotic deer feet!!
>>78576809TRUE! LOVE DEER HOOVES!
>>78576829>>78577487The TV will pay for calling his cute hooves "gross"
>>78577700TV is in denial!
>>78577722Fingers the deer…
>>78577730The TV needs to learn the error of his ways and start worshipping the deer
>>78576515>I get to touch you as much as I want>but you can't touch me unless I allow it>and if you touch me when I'm not in the mood, I'll bite you I love when the deer behaves like a cat
>>78578726Deer cat! No wonder he keeps husk around
>>78578548Everyone needs too!
>>78579233Pray at the church of deer...
>>78579358:D
>>78578548Hnnghhh…
How quickly would you sign?
>>78583650Not a thought in my brain, just hand moving across a page.
>>78584655In my latest rp, he discovers I'm in an abusive relationship, and his solution is to try and make a deal with me for my soul in exchange for revenge and his continued protection. I'm trying so hard not to instantly say yes because internally I'm screaming to make a deal with the dodgy deer man.
>>78584979Since I'm working with human Al he's usually just scheming on how he wants to kill my abusive ex...and how to get me emotionally codependent on him, as you do. I don't fight it.
>>78585421This is much the same, only in the context of Hell. I would think that any new residents at the hotel would be warned against making a deal with Alastor, and there's the examples of Husk and Niffty who both already have deals with Alastor. He is being incredibly persuasive though.I would say that making a deal with Alastor isn't that bad a prospect compared with some of the other overlords. You'd have to become accustomed to a large amount of minor inconveniences, sure, but he's just as much stuck with you.
>>78585718To be fair, Alastor is much more lenient with his 'slaves' than other overlords. Husk and Niffty seem to go and do as they please for the most part. As long as you served him in some capacity I think he'd be pretty passive.
>>78585889>>78585718Wish we had more time to explore how the overlords work and all that, would have been interesting to see a day working for Alastor…
>>78586276I wonder how many souls Alastor actually owns. If an overlord's power is tied to the number of souls they own, but Alastor's power is tied to his deal as well to be the most powerful overlord. He doesn't seem to be that interested in making new deals with sinners now that he's back, and even if he did have a lot, a large amount of them would probably have been killed off in the time he was gone in the exterminations.What I'm saying is it would be hilarious to find out he literally only owns Husk and Niffty.
>>78586414>What I'm saying is it would be hilarious to find out he literally only owns Husk and Niffty.Probably going to end up being the case, Vivze is not going to have time to focus on silly things like fleshing out the story or keeping the focus on the original cast, when she has to introduce 50000 new characters who will get a second of screen time each
>>78586673I do think that quality over quantity suits him, and I think he would be annoyed by dealing with new sinners all the time. While the Vees are probably snapping up newcomers all the time, and the other overlords have established power bases.It would be kind of interesting though if that's how Vox manages to surpass him. By simply owning so many souls that even with Alastor's boosted powers, he just can't compete.
>>78586770In the shows canon, yeah I suppose. But Alastor is a deal maker you think he would enjoy making deals and all that…I gotta shill this fic that I like, it’s an Alastor/husk thing I suppose but it fleshes out some of the antics Alastor gets up too.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/26277637/chapters/63971530?view_adult=true
>>78586770Also yeah, I do feel that Alastor would look for souls that he likes instead of just grabbing anyone Willy nilly. Certainly fits his character
>>78587040He may also be limited in who he makes deals with by Rosie, which would just make him seethe even more. Idk, in a way it makes sense. It might also be that he's more over the top in his deal making, while with other overlords the whole process is a lot more understated, i.e. just signing a contract and that's it. Hence his reputation as a dealmaker since he's more public about it, all flashing lights and creepy sound effects.And thanks for the recommendation, I'll use it as a way to soothe my brain after dealing with vectors all afternoon.
>>78587225>vectorsDrawing something? Or are you working with… math.
>>78587324I wish I was drawing something. Physics. Hence why I'm distracting myself with deer.
>>78587439He is a good distraction!
>>78587611He's too distracting, I'm gonna sue Viv if I fail my degree lol.
>>78587972Can’t do that now!
Wtf he's real?
>>78588574NO WAY!
>>78588731Ai has gone too far, it's starting to look uncanny.
>>78589347Ai has been getting scary for a while now. Especially with the sora vids and all that.
>>78589347>>78589521It's still shite at sketching graphs so all is not lost.Ahh I'm experiencing severe deer withdrawal.
>>78588092Wish that was me tied up like that
What's the deer doing?
>>78590954He has a fever :(Make him chicken soup!
>>78590276What kind of deer do you need?
>>78590954Having a bad dream. Someone should get in and give him a cuddle.>>78591101Wow, those are some funky deer. I basically need a big pile of them, on my bed. Any deer will do, the more the merrier.
>>78591591A bunch of pillows and blankets, spread across a whole room filled with Alastors…
Silly drunk deer man
>>78593173He loves his daisies…
>>78588574Awastor
CONSUME THE DEER JUICE
>>78593756Ooh, yummy deer juice. Lick it off his face.
>>78594183I’m gonna lick a lot of places on alastor, gotta see which ones get the best responses from him!
>>78594309That's a good idea, it's best to be through. Lick him all over and don't miss a single spot.
>>78594445Thats such a good pic... I gotta go back to the deer mines to find more...
Deer mining complete!
>>78594491>>78594729I haven't been on twitter much looking for art recently... I'm too jealous of all the Japanese fans getting cute merch and the cafe and I cba with all the reactions to the leaked episode synopses. That's a cute clown though. I hope we get plenty of good Halloween costumes.
>>78594771Let’s hope we do! Da xitter is certainly interesting…
>>78596670Sticking my tongue in his chest wound...
>>78601321:0
Would u share a bite?
>>78604010I will eat the deer.
>>78567519
>>78604190D:>>78604197:D
>>78604010Sharing is caring. Best not to question where the meat came from.
Btw if anyone wanted the kimono merch, it's up on Animate's international site.https://www.animate.shop/collections/hazbin-hotel
*Yawn*Good morning /deer/.
>>78606422Good morning!
Deer on a beach
>>78608666A deer loaf! How cute.
>>78608697Cuteness comes naturally for the deer. I wonder what he is dreaming of?
>>78608758Perhaps it's a big juicy sinner steak. Or he's bashing Lucifer's stupid face in. Or he got a record number of listeners for his radio show.
>>78608886Sinner steak? Yum...
>>78608886He should be the most popular radio host! He deserves it>>78609143I wonder how Alastor would like his steaks>besides raw
>>78609244Probably blue rare and well marinated. I imagine the French blood makes him a snob. :3
>>78609325Snobby deer is best deer, blue might be a bit much for me, certainly willing to try it…
>>78609478I'm a filthy animal so I like it raw. One of the best meals I've had was venison tartare. :D
>>78609857>I'm a filthy animal so I like it rawI did not mean for that to sound so suggestive...
>>78609884>>78609857
>>78609857>>78609884Mm yes, that raw venison...
>>78609857Guh
>>78610535He likes it!>>78610128:0
>>78610638Anything to make the deer happy!
>>78610535Sweet deer milk.
>>78610535>slipping estrogen into the deer's food>watch as his hips and chest fill out>comfort him as he leaks deer milk>say if he lets me drink it it'll lessen the pressure>profit
>>78611086Deer abuse :(((((((
>>78610878Yummers.
>>78611086>>78610878Milky deer…
Nice, deer tits.
>>78611689>>78611612Silly deer
>>78611817It's okay. We can remove the antlers with a simple procedure.
>>78611902So much deer abuse...
Do not remove his antlers! Do not hurt deer!
>>78612368It's ok, they'll grow back.
>>78612479I suppose that’s true, still mean to hurt such a precious deer
is he okay
>>78612782Someone groped his tail too hard
>>78612782He stubbed his hoofsies
>>78612782It looks like he wants something put inside his mouth.
>>78612905He is good at that! Wonder where he learned
>>78613100He does eat sinners whole, he probably has skills that Angel Dust is jealous of.
>>78613100He was a rent-boy back in ‘nawlins before he died
>>78613240Nuh uh! That ain’t right. Deer would never do that!
>>78613201This is more accurate, Alastor probably doesn’t realize people get off on that these days
>>78613431Imagine being into vore and going to Hell, then finding out there's an overlord who constantly turns into a giant monster and swallows people whole. I wonder if Alastor ended up killing the same person over and over without realising. Bless him, he doesn't know.
>>78613514That’s a foul thought… hopefully Alastor never finds out or he is gonna have ptsd*2
>>78613586We must protect him from kinky sinners who don't respect his boundaries.
>>78613385He had to survive somehow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>78613639Alastor needs to be pure of heart!>sexually at least He must only know of jambalaya and many many puns!>>78613876:0
>>78614200Protect his innocence. Uh. Sexually. For everything else it's a little too late.
CORRUPT THE DEER
>>78614272Just a bit too late…
>>78614378Ahh do not! Who knows what evil will be unleashed.
>>78614444RUIN THE DEER
>>78614493Noooo!
>>78614444Quads…
What a silly deer, playing with tentacles.
>>78614681>>78615588SAUCE?
>>78615635These two doujins. Uh, not that I particularly like seeing him get tentacled or anything…
>>78615874Good god…
>>78615874He's built for tentacles
>>78616472They are deadly weapons, but also dangerous in other ways.
Fluffy.
Did Alastor serve in the trenches? I think he did, what do you guys think?
Zzzz
>>78617506He would have been around the right age. It's an interesting idea, I think it would make a lot of sense. All that death and suffering, and there's a high chance he would get to use some radio equipment.
>>78618651Would be a good plot point, give him another side we haven't seen before!
carress the deer
I'm going to miss their friendship dynamic after season 2.
>>78625155Same, one of the better things of season 1
>>78627418I just want Alastor to have a real friend, is that too much to ask?
>>78627562For Viv? Yes!
>>78627673I reject Viv.
>>78627961As one should!
>>78628061I just really enjoy how they're portrayed in fanon, and I know that's going to change a lot when everyone finds out Rosie owns his soul.
>>78628125Yup, hopefully people just ignore most of the seasons changes and keep doing what they want.
>>78628293I have seen people already say they're going to keep drawing Al with a fluffy chest, so there is hope.
>>78628427Hopefully they don’t get bullied. I know that a lot of the freaks get upset if you draw human Alastor as he was during the pilot era. Still good for them, love a fluffy deer!
>>78628469Hopefully not. Though drawing him a bit more furry is a bit different to drawing him white, you can't cry racist at that. So maybe they'll be safe. There are always crazy idiots around though.
>>78628555Yup, we will have to see at the end of the day. Got a shit load of deer pics already at least
fucking cock carousel
>>78628720>censoredWAAAA
>>78628727just imagine the dick!!we all know you're good at that
>>78629297What
>imaginary dickPfft, lame.
>>78629770Deer dick!
>>78629816Big deer dick!
>>78629853Scary deer dick…
>>78629869Too much like an actual deer dick deer dick.
>>78629909>that is a strange deer part for sure…Normal sized deer dick!
>>78629953Cute little deer dick. <3
>>78629983Deer dick in deer!
>>78630034Deer dick in human deer. (unrealistic, human deer should top)
>>78630354Is this considered masterbaution?
>>78630659I would say that if they are two separate beings, selfcest doesn't count as masturbation. However if they are connected and can feel each other's pleasure, it could be.
>>78630879Silly horny deer…
>>78630914I don't think that broadcast is going too well...
>>78631076I’m sure a bunch of people are enjoying his breathy moans!
>>78631215I bet he gets some interesting fan mail afterwards.
Giving Alastor a salt-lick
>>78631817Alastor would love that. I’m surprised we haven’t seen him lick anyone yet.
>>78631907We deserve to see the deer do cute deer things!
>>78631981Is it too late to scrap season 2 and just have that instead?
>>78631981>>78632162if only we where so lucky
>>78632250Deer deserves a spinoff. We deserve a deer spinoff.
>>78632666>trips>666
>>78632727Lucifer confirms it.
>>78632977:0
>>78633760What a sweet looking maid.
>>78633991the best maid!
>>78634009I would definitely let him clean my house.
I'm so nervous about the new season, it's going to be so rough to be a deerchad, I just know it
>>78634425possibly, must enjoy the deer stuff you got and ignore the new seasons!>>78634177Hopefully he wont slack off with the other deer...
>>78634425We will get through it together, do not lose heart, always love in the deer.>>78634622He probably will, though he might order Niffty to do the work for him so it would be ok anyway.
>>78634813Can’t expect him to work too hard…
>>78634622>>78634813>he's not even in the first episode I'm going to steal the deer from that blond whale, she doesn't deserve to own the rights to him only to waste him terribly
>>78636177Doesn't he have a line in Hazbin Guarantee? If anything at least if he has less screen time, she can't actively ruin him as much.
>>78636413>Doesn't he have a line in Hazbin Guarantee?I dunno, I haven't properly watched the leaked episodes>If anything at least if he has less screen time, she can't actively ruin him as muchTrue, that's a good way of looking at it
>>78636616In the song they released, he does have one small line, so I'd imagine he's there even if it's just a small part. The second episode is in Heaven so we definitely won't see him there. At least we know for sure he's in episode 4 so we don't have to wait forever. It's a small cope, but I can only hate Viv so much.
>>78636616We maybe get an episode with him as a focus if we are lucky, if not we will get maybe 2-3 mins with him each episode
>>78637278>The second episode is in Heaven so we definitely won't see him thereIs that the one that's entirely in heaven? Christ, who's gonna care about that?
>>78638310Gravity is going to be playing in that episode. More casual viewers who don't know about it are going to see it
>>78638310SAD!
>>78639777what a cutie....
>>78641117mornings with Alastor
>>78641117I just like Alastor with bed head
>>78641158Is he a morning person or night owl?
>>78641216both he doesn't sleep!
>>78641287Deer's body is too frail to carry babies!
>>78642266ALASTOR can be strong for his babies!
>>78643072tied up deer! feed him by hand!
:D
