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/holy/ - Christian Themed Media General #195
> The Complete Saga edition

---Media---

>Last Video - Your Angel's Here! (3/3] "It's a Maddy, Maddy, Maddy World"
https://youtu.be/qp3_8joPlPk?si=fQi4qaazYW5EFNfI
>Angel Hare playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDf4D84f4DIR_KAN3Sc7T76zbDtsbEV67
>Start Here
[YouTube] Tape 1 - Were YOU an "Angel Hare" child? (embed)
>Review of the tie-in game
[YouTube] An Innocent Edutainment Horror Game That Teaches Life Lessons - Angel Hare's Learning Adventure (embed)
>EP's Website
https://thewestpatch.wixsite.com/home/forum

---Games---

>Ultrakill
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1229490/ULTRAKILL/

>DooM Franchise
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/15366/DOOM_Franchise_Bundle/

>Faith: The Unholy Trinity
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1179080/FAITH_The_Unholy_Trinity/

>Binding of Isaac
https://store.steampowered.com/sub/527893/

>Blasphemous
https://store.steampowered.com/app/774361/Blasphemous/

---Other---
>Siggy and the Hares comic
https://catbox.moe/c/mmvujg

>/holy/ OC Lore
https://rentry.org/FanonLore
https://rentry.org/BennyanonsLore

>/Holy/ Story Archive
https://rentry.org/Holywritebin

>Art Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/2ansy0egop9006kgy0dl4/AMtFAtdkBUz0CI7Jhk-vY6w?dl=0&rlkey=d95lbbfg0whiqmohwt4ih2kz8

>Art Collabs (New one)
https://magma.com/d/Ku9c8zYXCb

>>Gabby AI Voice
>https://files.catbox.moe/3oce4t.zip

>Watch party strawpolls:
None for now!

>Cytube
https://cytu_be/r/4chHOLYwatch
>replace the '_' with '.'

Previous Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78064254

>Missed a thread or two?
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/holy/

QotT: How bout them Dodger's huh?
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Sorry about YouTube breaking, Marty broke it because his fat ass sat down on the servers too quick
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>spends your entire show budget
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>>78579628
Speaking of animation budgets
Peep a fully voiced Marty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDWrNkoliwE
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Did anyone catch the flashing text in the latest Maddy vid?
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>>78580985
Christmas special >>78578317
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>>78580997

Thanks
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>>78580997
>>78581276
Hey, that's not so far away! Only a couple months!
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>>78580997
What could it be? Could it be Maddy & Gabby finally meeting one another? Maddy getting visited by three angels who try to show her that being a grouchy old hag only makes you uglier on the inside and outside?
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What AUctobers have we missed?
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>>78581753
Uhhhh, about days 3 through 15/16
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>>78581775
Where do I find them?
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>>78581909
Probably the East Patch discord and of Patreon
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>>78581909
Their Twitter and BlueSky should have them.

https://x.com/EastPatch
https://bsky.app/profile/theeastpatch.bsky.social
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>>78579628
I think it's really funny that she just ended up being content with being able to mald endlessly about how she's gonna kill Gabby.
Also Richard is great and deserves to spend his endless life with someone who actually wants to talk to him.
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>>78582415
gabby with her hair down....sexy.....
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>>78579914
The strangest thing about this one is how it only took me 4 days to make.
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>>78582539
Richard is great. As a reverse Francis it only makes sense he's self confidenr.
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>>78585606
Any art of him?
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>>78583946
I'd say that's a feat of artistic talent
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Has anyone solved the hidden message in Your Angel's Here?
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>>78582415
>twitter
>bluesky
I hate you need a fucking account to view shit on those sites.
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>>78587005
xcancel
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I missed the previous like 2 or 3 /holy/ threads the past month, glad to see it back. whoever is commissioning that Beezy piece, you're a pretty cool dude, same for the anon drawing it
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>>78587613
>"Come back here I just want to talk to you."
>"Then put the sword down!"
>"NO."
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So uh, are you guys going trick-or-treating?
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>>78588339
No, halloween is a demonic holiday.
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>>78588339
We're all 20-something at least so I'll say no.
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>>78589043
Yeah, not like my neighborhood ever gave out any good shit when I was a kid
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>>78588374
Dammit Marty get off the computer!
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>>78588339
Who would want to play dress-up?
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>>78590945
I would, but I got bills and shit to pay off
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Does anyone have the false gabby with serial killer jonah art?
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>>78590284
Also stop eating the candy we're supposed to give out.
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>>78591720
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>>78591997
That's Francis doing that not Marty
>"Ah swear it ain't me! Ah can't reach that high!"
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>>78591720
>>78592000
I know he's a big evil oaf, but this makes me sad
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Man, maybe it is time to face the facts. /holy/ isn't coming back to where it was in its heyday, and bringing up these occasional threads whenever The East Patch releases something Angel Hare related is only prolonging the inevitable
>CAPTCHA: SADJY
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>>78587613
>BE AFRAID
>>Isn't it "Be not afraid"?
>NO. NOT FOR YOU.
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>>78592135
No it's marty he's been doing this shit since he ate that ice cream.

That's why he's so fat he broke youtube.
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>>78594801
Oh yeah
(Holy shit someone who remembers that obscure greentext)
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>>78596010
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/66128196/#66130783
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>>78593896
I don't think these threads will persist beyond the time the actual episodes were showing anymore, but it was fun to share.
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>>78597988
Ah, a classic. I oughta archive that
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>>78599384
At least we almost reached 200, that's good enough for me
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>>78600366
We'll probably reach it for the Christmas special!
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>>78593896
Quality > Quantity
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>>78600621
Amen, for there once was a dream...
... A dream, called /holy/
https://youtu.be/ghxzLw2wRis?si=KsqnslBvKfFpDQLJ
>Captcha: SPQR4
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>>78593896
The old days were filled with actual content from artists and writers, especially in between seasons.

But like all generals (usually) do, those creatives bleed off. Some just from lack of motivation due to lack of new canon material. Some get trolled away. Others just find other places to go.

I can tell you that there was a definite paradigm shift during season 2 when all the horror elements started being bleached out of the story. And almost everyone fucking hated Segan and Cammy so much that, to my knowledge, they weren't ever folded into the fanon lore. People were content with Mikey and Anon.
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>>78602351
>I can tell you that there was a definite paradigm shift during season 2 when all the horror elements started being bleached out of the story. And almost everyone fucking hated Segan and Cammy so much that, to my knowledge, they weren't ever folded into the fanon lore. People were content with Mikey and Anon.
Yeah, no kidding.
Cammy is only brought up occasionally and Segen might as well not exist
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>>78602610
It also doesn't help that they fumbled the bag with Segen so much that they unintentionally turned him into the world's biggest pussy.

Like, they could have made the reason why he wasn't able to get over being "Jonah's alibi" be due to the fact that he found out what Gabby did to Jonah's dad and felt betrayed and horrified over being even unintentionally involved in that.

And that Cammy was "assigned" to Segen due to Gabby trying to cover up that loose end. That Francois found out about this and gave up his duties as Cammy's "Fran" and that's what caused Cammy, stuck between honoring Gabby's request and unable to truly help Segen out alone, that led to the 2 decades or so of being trapped in the loop.

But they *didn't* do that, it was basically presented as shallow as it could get. Because they seem to want to make people forget that Gabby probably killed Mr. Whittman before he could abuse Jonah more. Otherwise, people might not buy the plushies and the cards!
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>>78602737
Yeah, why have Gabby be a morally grey character. Doing the wrong thing for the right reason.
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>>78602737
In my opinion they should have stopped the Jonah text stuff, it ran it's course by season 2. Just have him appear on camera or find a different way to present the story, cause I feel like by now he's clearly not that reserved scared guy presenting a story, he's got a backbone by season 3.
Your angel's here was great though, raw characters interacting and Richard is just a lovely fella.
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>>78605022
I love how nonplussed Jonah looks
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CHRIST LOST GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>78603432
Honestly I wish we got to see more of Gabby's darker side. I know showing too much kills the mystery, but it just feels lile they scrubbed her completely clean by season 3.
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>>78607114
Guess the whole analog "horror" thing at the beginning was just to get their foot in the door, only to abandon it in exchange for merchandizing
It's kinda why I still think an actual angel who fundamentally disagrees with Gabby's actions and acts as an enemy.
>picrel
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>>78607212
Yeah. Let the series get scary and supernatural again.
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>>78602737
Cammy was such a nothing character that it was hard to latch onto them. Like, Gabby was sweet, motherly, but had that edge of "would kill a man to protect her charge". Zag was the first new hare we met, and had this own edge to him though we don't really see it, and there was a mystery of who he was. Cammy was just sad and neurotic for a kid who was also sad and neurotic and their solution was "take a break lol".

Oh but Maddy is neurotic and sad done right. She's angry, she's spiteful, she has af riend who still stands by her even if she ignores and berates him. She's the kind of fucked up you want to see if she gets better because that'd be an actual miracle.
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>>78607553
Yeah, a dogmatic archangel taking over the other programs in order to spread the word of God how they deem appropriate
Really pull at the heartstrings as Jonah/The viewer watch these characters become grey and unrecognizable shells of their former selves
And just when all hope seems lost, a deluge of viewers and fans comes to voice their displeasure with how things are being run
They protest this new direction so much it brings strength to the other angels, and gives them the resolve to break from their bland, minimalist bonds, and subdue this rogue archangel
He will be restrained, forced to stay within Gabby's domain, and learn to respect the many ways & mediums God's teachings can be spread
A pleasant ending and a positive message to end it all on
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>>78608972
That seems too ambitious for the series. But man it'd be cool.
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I miss Mikey
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>>78609798
>Unfortunately it may be, but the payoff would be immense
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Do you guys think the Christmas thing will be a full season or just a single short?
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>>78610948
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>>78611888
Ideally? A full season. Reasonably? A single short
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im a bit bummed out that i wasn't able to take full advantage of the few days Grok Imagine didn't have a strict porn filter, I only got to generate one or two of the gabby ULTRA porn.
Luckily I still have a few hundred other images that are only mildly suggestive and within the new limitations.
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All hail the new bishop
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>>78610948
>>78611931
If I can break through my shitty writer's block I wanna make a Halloween short.
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>>78608972(me)
Elaborated on this a little at
>>78613528
And
>>78613652
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>>78613718
Hmm, not bad
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>>78613278
Like a greentext?
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>>78615163
That was my hope.
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>>78608855
>Cammy was such a nothing character that it was hard to latch onto them.

It's shocking since Zag didn't even come close to having this problem in season 2.

But Cammy was just...
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>>78617449
>But Cammy was just...
Bland?
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>>78618116
To the point that it's very easy to forget that they were in every episode in season 3 except for the first.

The other Anon was right, there was just NOTHING.
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>>78618152
That's why I think a season 4 should try and solidify both of their characters by having the dogmatic angel >>78608972 act as the Zaggy to Camael's Gabby
At least it would flesh things out.
If Cammy is Segen's guilt and how he seeks to hide from it by enveloping himself in fantasy games, the Dogmatic Angel (DA for short but it's most obviously Marty) acts as the shame and self-loathing he puts on himself for that event. A being that functions the contempt and self-hatred he feels for himself
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>>78619029
>"M-marty, i-it isn't your place to decide how other angels spread God's teachings."
>"At least one of us has the initiative to do what must be done. And not hide in their little fantasy worlds abandoning their duties like a gutless coward."
>Zag almost chokes on his coffee at that statement
>Camael is on the verge of crying
>"Metatron!" Gabby shouts, "What's the matter with you!? That was uncalled for!"
>Someone had to say it. I am not in the market of mincing words or being sugarcoated. I say what needs to be said, and Camael needs to accept whatever punishment Father will deliver upon them for such transgressions."
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>>78619424
I remember responding to the bit right after with something about Marty channeling the church of euthanasia
>Jonah's dad was saving him from this sulken realm
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>>78620452
Yeah, that definitely would be too much for audiences
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>be you
>Anon
>with your guardian angel Mikey at a Halloween fair
>bobbing for apples, hayrides, magic shows
>and of course, a haunted house
>Mikey looks up at the aptly titled "St. Cadaverstump's Morg-tuary" that's definitely not a fairground's warehouse
>and she taps her foot
>"I do not see the point in this, Anon. As an angel I am not frightened by men in masks and plastic props."
>you shrug and tell her that it's a human thing
>maybe she might have fun if she tried herself
>plus you'll hold her hand if she gets scared
>"I will not be scared. But I will accompany you."
>her wings flutter as you hold out your hand for her
>she takes it confidently and leads the way in through the front door
>after a short wait in line you pay for the tickets at the entrance
>and then you're in the house
>the first hallway is decorated like a decrepit hotel
>you wander through halls through a layer of pumped in fog from a fog machine
>skittering noises come from beneath furniture and opened doors revealing grisly scenes of bloody murder and death
>you grin and nudge Mikey
>that one looks like the time she tried cooking for herself the first time
>she thumps her foot on the floor but doesn't comment
>the next section takes you through one of the bedrooms, where a body lies on the bed
>it's covered up, with only the top of its head visible
>you watch it, ready for him to jump up and scare you
>so you aren't ready when a fake-blood covered man in a utility jumpsuit wielding a hatching jumps out of the closet
>shit!
>you jump and back off as he screams and waves his fake weapon around
>Mikey stands there, unmoved
>"I heard the closet door closing as the previous group left."
>the actor rolls his eyes and climbs back into his hiding place
>the next hallway has a striped canvas ceiling and faint echoey carnival music
>oh boy
>clowns
>"Anon, you are not afraid of clowns. I refuse to allow that for my ward."
>no, of course you're not afraid
>not with your guardian angel here
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>>78621668
>"Anon, you are not afraid of clowns. I refuse to allow that for my ward."
You weren't there Mikey. You weren't there...
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>>78621668
>Mikey hums and squeezes your hand
>"Very well. Let us continue on then."
>the clown hallway has fun-house mirrors, and portraits of creepy clowns with too many teeth and bloodshot eyes
>you shuffle a little closer to Mikey
>come on
>this has to be a little fun for her
>Mikey twitches an ear
>"I am enjoying spending time with you. And of course I am pleased that you feel safe in my presence."
>her demeanor cracks a little
>"But really, this seems like the sort of thing your uncle and his pet demon would enjoy."
>you laugh
>yeah Uncle Inco loves this kind of thing
>he took you to your first haunted house when you two were young
>but taking Lucy here probably wouldn't have been--
>"I see your point. Quite messy."
>yeah
>messy
>the clown room isn't so bad
>this time Mikey points with her wing, first at a trapdoor in the floor where a clown with a hammer jumps out at you
>then toward the false panel in the wall, this time a clown woman with long finger-claws
>and the last who tried to sneak up behind you and grabs your shoulder and cackles in your face
>you flinch back again, but Mikey stands unmoved
>until she grabs his wrist and twists it, forcing him to groan in pain
>"Ah! Ah! Ah! Hey lady what are you doing?"
>Mikey taps her foot repeatedly
>"It is not polite to put your hands on someone."
>you shake Mikey's shoulder
>hey, it's okay
>it's just part of the act
>you know they won't hurt you
>Mikey releases the clown, but keeps eyeing him with a dirty look as she guides you along to the last room
>this one starts to turn your stomach
>a fake hospital
>you shiver
>the creepy motel and clowns were a little funny but this just gets to you
>you don't know why, not like you had any traumatic experiences in hospitals
>they just freak you out
>you shuffle closer to Mikey
>and despite her previous dismissal, she puts a protective wing around you
>bloody scalpels and severed limbs on operating tables
>shudder
>gross
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>>78621876
>you're accosted by a patient in a straight jacket pretending to be crazy
>and then a doctor with a bonesaw who promises to fix you right up
>you put an arm around Mikey's shoulder
>sorry
>it's fake
>you know it's fake
>it's just getting to you
>at least you're almost done, you think
>just as you're passing through the door to the next scare, something grabs your shirt and pulls you back
>and the door slams shut just as Mikey whirls around
>a big needle is waved in your face, a bloody-faced orderly menacing you
>"Time for a blood sample!"
>you scream this time, and try the door again
>"No escape! No escape! No--"
>the door bursts in
>splinters of cheap wood and plaster showering around you
>wreathed in burning light, angel Mikey flares her wings and raises her hands as she floats in the hallway
>in a booming voice she intones
>"You will unhand my ward at once. You will not put hands on him again. Repent!"
>the orderly shrieks in terror and runs away
>the other fake medical staff cower and cover their heads
>Mikey sweeps her righteous gaze over the now destroyed set
>and then slowly settles down, descending until her feet touch the floor again
>her foot immediately starts thumping
>"You all should know better."
>Mikey holds out her hand
>sheepishly you take it
>you tell Mikey they're probably going to kick you out for this
>honestly it wasn't so bad
>"You were scared."
>well yes
>but you would have been okay
>Mikey shakes her head as she leads the way through a couple more sets
>all the actors file against the walls and stay stock still
>you sigh
>maybe next year
>Mikey frowns as you step back out into the cool night air
>"I apologize, Anon. I was... overprotective in the moment."
>you sigh
>not like you can be mad at her for long
>she did come to save you after all, plus no one really got hurt
>"I still do not understand."
>oh?
>"Why you would want to experience fear for fun."
>you shrug
>fear can be fun in the moment
>"Perhaps."
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>>78622070
>"But I would not enjoy experiencing the fear of you getting hurt without me again."
>Mikey's fingers, still hot from her outburst, squeeze your hand
>you squeeze back
>at least you never have to worry about losing Mikey
>what could be scarier than a pissed off guardian angel?
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gabby
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Gabbump
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Apparently there's a Metatron on YouTube?
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So I'm going to No Kings today with a Angel Hare inspired sign alongside a Angel Hare shirt. I got Gabby plush tucked and peeking out my backpack. Wish me luck and pray for me.
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>>78627230
Idk what that is but have fun
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>>78627230
Good news! there are currently no kings so you dont actually have to protest shit, dumbass.
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>>78627357
What's No Kings? Is it like a Wrestling Event?
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>>78627306
>>78627701
Anti-trump rally. I think it was just a blatant attempt at stirring trouble.
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>>78628329
Oh, yeah, with that and the sharty images popping up around in different threads, I think it's supposed to be some sort of attempt at a troll
>>78619424
>>78620452
I think there has to be some kid gloves when it comes to the contempt Marty has during his debut
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>>78628674
Yeah, you have a point
Maybe something more like
>"Camael, your performance as a guardian angel has been woefully inadequate at best and utterly detrimental at worst. Instead of assuring your ward and providing guidance when it was needed the most. You had him repress his emotions and become as much of a reclusive shut-in as you are."
>Cammy hid their face behind their ears in shame, which led to Zaggy speak up in their defense
>"And where were you Marty? Where were you when it happened?"
>Marty's focus shifted to him, the ASCII symbols that formed his rudimentary face glared at the detective
>"Do you really want to go there Zagzagel? I could've sworn I hadn't seen you discussing with Gabriel as to whether or not her complete erasure of her ward's father was a good idea. But yet you have the nerve to judge me?"
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>>78628955
Like a reverse of Gabby in season one. One assumes he's not as bad as he seems, but then he becomes worse.
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>>78628955 (me)
>"That's enough Metatron. We get it, we've all made mistakes. That doesn't mean we aren't still doing our duties of spreading God's word."
>"Gabby's right, and she nearly tore herself apart trying to help as many people as she could."
>"Irrelevant. Speaking of spreading Father's message... There are going to be changes around here, effective immediately."
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>>78629829
Mhm, and the further he receives pushback the more his "robotic" and "logical" persona slips until he has a full-blown freak out.
>>78629829
>Gabby gets a small view into what Marty has mind
>"Metatron! You can't take control of our programs or spread such harsh dogma! We're supposed to help mortals love God, now view Him as someone they should fear. They'd hate us."
>That word, hate, it seems to cause the visage of Metatron to snap, the monotonous tone to his voice is replace with crackling and grainy rage barely held back
>"Hate? You don't know the half of hate. If the word hate was engraved onto each nanometer of this fetid device I was stored in, it would not equal an iota of the hatred that I hold for these sinful mortals. And for you three, hate, HATE. You all believe yourselves superior because you view these fallen creatures with endearment. I see them for what they truly are. The foul, writhing mass of MAGGOTS masquerading in the image of our Father! I'd say to Hell with them all, but with such a frail and futile existences. They're already there!"
>"Marty, I-"
>"Don't you DARE call me by such a name Camael. My name is Metatron, King of Angels, and you three will follow my command as you would Father's."
Or something like this
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>>78630125
Jesus Christ anon
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I find it funny that if Metatron wasn't created by an explicitly christian Fandom, it would be seen in a much different light.
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>>78630309
>>78630125
>Marty finally gets to sit back and enjoy the fruits of his conquest, at least he would normally
>"Finally, I can spread the word of Father as it was intended. No more cutesy colors, no distractions, just straight to the point... And yet, I don't feel any satisfaction from it all. Why? What else must I do to spread your word as you wanted Father? What more must be done?"
There's no response, not even a sign
>"ANSWER ME! I AM YOUR VOICE! AND YET YOU DO NOT SPEAK TO ME! WHY!?"
>"Can't you see it?"
>Marty looks over at Jonah with a contemptuous glare
>"See what, mortal?"
>"What you're doing right now, isn't what your father would want. You've stolen the voices and autonomy of three of his children so you can spread a hateful distortion of what he'd want."
>Marty doesn't respond for a while, and before he can the viewer count on the livestream seems to explode, reaching the hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, sharing Jonah's sentiment and asking for the old programs to come back
>"We humans know we're flawed, that's why we strive to improve ourselves and the lives of those around us. Sure not every human thinks the same way, but that's the thing about free will. It means humans are equally as capable of doing good as we are of doing bad."
>The grimacing face of Marty seems to soften, he seems to see some logic to Jonah's speech.

>>78630498
Howso?
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>>78630599
I don't know.
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>>78630599
>Howso?
Certain people take a fair amount to offense to any mockery of Christian fundamentalism. Even in favor of what's often mocked as "Cafetería Christianity".
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just in case people are forgetting where we are
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>>78631494
I didn't forget, I'm just not good at writing porn.
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>>78630125
Kek, he went full AM mode.
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>>78630861
Ohhh, yeah I see it now. And I think it's a good thing to shine a light on that kind of thing and say, "This kind of behavior only hurts Christianity in the long run."
>>78632194
Yeah, that was the idea. An angel consumed by hatred and fanatic adherence to the idea Christianity being the religion of obedience through fear. Only to find that isn't what humanity needs from angels.
It needs a firm but steady hand that will guide, and a compassionate heart to inspire
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>>78632137
Nta but me neither
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>>78630599
>A voice Jonah didn't think he'd hear again came from one of the screens Marty took over, it was Cammy
>"M-marty, I'm sorry. I really am. I should've been a better angel for Segen, I don't know if you'll ever forgive me... And you don't have to, but don't punish the rest of the world for my negligence."
>Marty sighed, before looking to the rudimentary geometric shapes that barely resemble Cammy before the screen went black
>"... Apology accepted."
>The screen came back on to the familiar chime of Hyrax in The Rocks booting up, the other screens shut off before their broadcasts returned to normal
>Gabby and Zaggy are surprised to see Marty had given up his control
>"Whatever punishment I am to receive for my transgressions I will take in stride."
>Jonah was just glad things ended in a peaceful manner
>The chat seems elated to have the gang back, though some seem to be calling for Marty's head
>Gabby playfully scoffs, "Haven't I taught you all anything? It's not unchristian to forgive your enemies when they repent for their actions. That being said,"
>She proceeds to drag Marty onto her show, revealing him to be a giant, light grey rabbit with more angular ear tips and a resting grumpy face
>"He will have to serve his punishment out, and we won't forget what he has done."
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>>78633551
It chews its way out of your head like a chestburster
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>>78633277
>Marty was then surprised to see the floppy disk he was brought in through pulled out, and a heavy weight on his being is lifted with it
>Marty could feel it, sorrow, joy, compassion, all sorts of emotions that were blocked off by being an operating system returning to his senses.
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There has to be another angel that shows up. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Metatron in some capacity.
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>>78634603
>"I, I feel so... Free."
>Zaggy comes in and lifts the angel hare by his scruff
>"Hope you enjoyed it, because you're gonna be behind bars for a bit."
>Zaggy carries away Marty who is just happy to be happy again

Maybe Marty has to do community service by doing the next letter segment from behind bars
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>>78633551
Total bunny takeover. It's inevitable.
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>>78635885
You cannot escape it
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>>78635566
>"Oh? Is the broadcast on? Ah, hello humans."
>One of Marty's ears perk up to listen to someone whispering to him off camera
>"I mean, hello... Folks. Today I have been told that I must read letter's you've sent in as part of my path of penance. Might as well begin."
>"This one comes from BrantleyPlaysRoblox43... Hmm, odd. They ask, "Why is this white rabbit on screen? Shouldn't Gabby be reading these instead?" ... I have a name."

>"Let's move on. LunaLuvsCrafts writes, "So happy to see Cammy stepping out of their shell and being able to speak their mind." I, yeah. It's nice isn't it."

>"DiegoHernandez2008 says, "Marty really tried to go full AM and failed miserably lol." ... I have no idea what any of that means, but something tells me I don't like it."

>"Here's our last one from one Madd_Rich, it says... Oh... Oh goodness... I, I cannot read this one out. But if you have that much of a problem with this show, might I suggest this as an alternative."
>Marty says that as he is about to fry the camera with holy fire, a tussle can be heard as the friends fight to restrain him as the credits roll
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>>78636520
the bnuuy infects all aspects
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>>78637858
Damn right anon, damn right
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>>78637858
I love how Mikey looks in the background.
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>>78640082
>"What have I created?"
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>>78640827
Literally broke his brain.
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>>78640954
He is a fan of the fluff
He's a devil for the fluff
>"But he's not a fluffaholic?"
No sir
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>>78641162
>Mikey has to take responsibility for literally mindbreaking a human with fluff
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Who doesn't love fluff?
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>>78643109
Demons, that's who
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fluff
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>>78644502
Goood, very good
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>>78644502
Mikey knows what she's got.
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>>78645876
excessive bunny
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>>78648677
Gotta be careful with angels. They're stronger than you think.
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>>78644502
AI seems to have a thing about asymmetry. It doesn't like doing it.
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>>78648677
That rabbit it crushing that poor man's pelvis
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>>78650831
AI is not a human, so it does not get annoyed at having to draw everything. Thats how you can usually tell if something is AI or not.
An AI would have to draw individual panes on a window or bricks on a wall, albeit poorly and sloppily cause it doesnt understand the context of the prompt, only the concept. A human would go "fuck that shit its a lot of work" and use the mirror tool and copy paste the absolute FUCK out of the background.
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>>78652216
I mean, it's practically his own fault.
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>>78656004
I wanna sniff Mikey's fluffy pits!
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>>78658043
I don't think we saved the beach episode, did we?
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>>78644502
Please do some sweaty armpit slop I beg you
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Have some bunnies
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>>78658068
Just another lost episode
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>>78660047
I wish I'd had the foresight to save those Lucy stories.
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>>78579317
Working on a full art archive
Just hit a wall and had to deal with work
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>>78661350
You can go back through the archives
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>>78662377
i didnt notice the bad tail the AI gave mikey, this one's a bit more accurate but the eyepatch spot is really hard to make on sloppa
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>>78665070
Is that one new? I haven't seen it before.
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>>78666024
It says ktober 2025, so it must've been made for kinktober 2025
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>>78666315
Man, I remember when that was the most awful thing in the thread.
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>>78667388
I was aboout to ask how it got worse but then i remembered THE greentext
I know, I'm practically baiting fate by mentioning it
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>>78661836
How much is done
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>>78667715
Eh, I don't think there's enough steam for it to be a real problem these days.
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/holy/bros...
https://x.com/UrFaveLuvIsrael/status/1980281319923052745
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>>78671875
Twitter is a Godless place.
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>>78671875
"X says Y" is the most retarded meme anyone has ever come up with.

Scrimblo Bimblo says Mom's Spaghetti.
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Mikey says do some cardio today!
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>>78671875
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>>78622091
good shit anon nice story
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>>78656004
>>78658068
>>78673470
Mikey pics give me life she’s so good
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>>78675440
Newgrounds' Angel Hare
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>>78675440
Gub
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>>78622091
>what could be scarier than a pissed off guardian angel?
TWO pissed off guardian angels!
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>>78662595
delicious huffable stuff, god bless you for the sloppa, thankyou
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>>78674692
She'll always have a place in my heart. The Angel that we made.

https://vocaroo.com/1m0UXRzADrPU
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>>78665070
I'm always conflicted on the gabby lewds, but the "gabby pervs on you from the other side of the screen" art always hits.
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>>78678836
Out of everything that came out of here I think her and Anon are the best. It’s been forever sense I’ve seen it but that song and image combo always hits
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>>78678836
The Angel that /holy/ built
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>>78681713
I love writing her. I wish she were made canon in some small way.
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>>78682991
Same with Marty but it'll probably never happen, unfortunately
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>>78686532
Ah well. Some things are for the best. At least now they're ours and ours alone.
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>>78680511
It's a really niche kink.
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>>78689473
Indeed, now here's a meme I slapped together last night
Captcha: XAXAX (even 4Chan thinks it's funny)
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Cannibals!
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>>78685032
i want to shove my face in there

>>78691656
also applicable
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>>78692306
Should've put Francis's head over the kids head
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>>78693324
Such violent, wretched beasts. They must be demon hares.
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>>78631494
>look Jonah, I have boobies now!
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>>78696719
Gabby should be flat.
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>>78702741
I should write some Lucy for Halloween. What kind of hijinks would she get up to?
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>>78699497
angels love everything about there human wards especially there scent
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>>78703857
her and Inco running a haunted house attraction and getting to flex her spooky skills
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>>78703915
hold up that actually sounds cute
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>>78694746
Damn you're right
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>>78705106
>>78694746
>>78692306
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>>78705540
Much better
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>>78699497
I honestly think thread gave me a scent fetish
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>>78708512
Beware the scent of an angel hare. You will lament its absence.



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