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Thoughts on muscular femboys?
Because part 1 was liked, https://rentry.org/h8656xnd I've written parts 2 and 3.https://rentry.co/r5567mpv
>>78587011I like'em, but it's debatable if they qualify as a femboy, and not just handsome flamboyant men.
>>78587011>>78587443Whatever they are, they make me hard.
>>78587011>>78587443>>78588616i don't really think of them as femboys as much as just a regular attractive guy crossdressing. but whatever you term it as, it's the patrician, thinking man's choice. much harder to pull off irl for obvious reasons. done wrong it gives off Buffalo Bill vibes, but a hot guy who can pull off lingerie/fishnets/more andogynous/feminine clothing while still being in touch with their masc energy are incredibly hot to me
>>78589487Anthros can pull it off very easily.
>>78587011perfect
>>78589517indeed>>78587089>"Is that tax legal?”>"We’re lawyers, Anon. We make it legal."perfect
>start playing ZZZ for von lycaon>pull him on a free gacha>perfect, i can stop playing this shit now
The juxtaposition of a burly anthro wearing delicate feminine clothing is fascinating and erotic all at the same time.
>>78589707yin and yang
>>78589625I hope the humour i've written in it is a bit better than what is usually put in these sorts of works. I've got the next 4 chapters planned out, so hopefully I can make the full 40,000 words for a novel.
From Steam Next Feast I present demo for Jackal. Pretty fun Hotline Miami clone about human assassin and Anubis that follows him around. Nothing erotic but I thought you guys might like it since it got human and anthro male team up and Anubis has quite neat design.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3124230/Jackal/
>Irredentist canines using "protecting the human minority" as an excuse to invade your country
>>78591522The humans are only a minority because they keep fucking anthro men instead of procreating. It's the anthros faults for being so sexy in the first place.
>>78591522>>78591554>"Yes, that is correct. Because of other anthros' lack of care and reckless 'seduction' (probably just rape!) of the human populace, now there are not enough left for us- I mean, left for a stable healthy population! That is why, after we crush our enemies and secure the humans' safety, we will establish breeding camps for them.">"To build their numbers back up, right?">"...">"Right?!"
It's spooky season
>>78592766Indeed it is...Double check your home when night comes.
human men owe me sex
>>78589487I like em cus they're cute but nice and fit instead of anorexic
>>78589707I like em lean and cute, not bara
>>78595254Still works for me. As long as it's male, anthro, and in girly clothes.
>>78595418Most femboy stuff don't do it for me and I'd rather coom to girls. I like how twunks cus they're masculine but still cute.
>>78595689Maybe I'm just very, very, very horny but I like a wide range of anthro guys.
>>78598078human dick would've cured his autism
>>78598136it would cure mine too
>>78598178Louis would instantly cream in his pants if a human manhandled him.
>>78598136but would it have cured Melon's?
>>78598453yes, but it would take a whole lot more rope and paddles
>>78598453It wouldn't cure his insanity, but it would at least mellow him out.He gets fucked by a human every week while Yahya supervises and makes sure everything is okay.
>>78598525Melon's getting caged and defanged after he's arrested. Mandated treatment: getting gaped by Yahya while I fuck his face.He'll be good as new in a few months. We ain't giving him the key tho
>>78599816batman?
>>78599816man-bat
Big boys that need a humie to take care of them
>>78587089Just a casual duck sucking Hyena… PERFECT
>*Raids your village*
Remember to give your local bat a special treat if he knocks on your door this Halloween
>>78605069Local hyena too slutty to be enthralled. More news at 6.
>>78606730cum?
>>78603295Ass made for pounding
>>78587089Heck yeah, always nice to see more OC being made
>>78587011aren't those twunks?
>>78609746Part 4 coming soon. Day 2 is about to begin.
I like this man
>Wear a red hood around wolves during October>Get jumped>Wear a green hood instead to avoid this>They're colorblind and can't tell the difference (you forgor)>Get jumped again
>>78598136How much of beastars would have changed in the event a human was with Legoshi
>Lose against the "Anonymous the Last Human" secret boss in Bark Souls III>Unskippable game over cutscene where he puts a collar on you, caresses your face and instead of "YOU DIED" it's "DOMESTICATED"WTF kind of tonal shift is this?!
>>78585857 (OP)Read Rafts thanks to the medialist. It was really cute, I want my own gnoll husband now..
>>78613822Rumors of a secret ending or a dlc
Do you forgive him?
>>78614709Depends on if he lets me fuck him.
>>78613479Lots and lots of gay sex
>>78616053We were robbed
>>78616148I’m sure there was already a lot of it before, but a human would have every guy in Beastars drooling over him
>... wow. Human exotic bodysculpting has really come a LONG way. You *almost* look completely natural. How many eddies did all of that cost you?>... you *ARE* all natural...?>Hahaha! Come on, now, it's a turn off staying in character so rigidly...>... so, uh, how much for a session with you...?
>>78616268Damm
>>78616517Even the “straight” ones will be sucking human cock in no time
>>78616858Definitely Bill.
>>78617062Bill will show the rest of the guys how great human cock taste and feels
>Ywn have anthro archnemesis to viciously deny that you're madly in love with
>>78617404Being kidnapped starts another conflict
>>78616281Cyberspunk would be improved quite a bit if it had anthro men everywhere by default
>>78590657My headcanon is that Anubis in the game has a bubble butt.
Would you let them in?
>>78619928"Are you those Labubus everyone talks about?"
>>78619928In a heartbeat >>78620034kek
>>78619928Depends on if they let me fuck them.
>>78619928Hell yeah.
>>78624975amonsydonai and waddledox draw the hottest body type.
>Tigers are infamous for their tempers>Plenty of stories abound of the olden days before murder was illegal of tigers holding a grudge against those who wronged them, spending weeks or even months stalking them, and then getting their bloody revenge>In these more civilized days, you can see this facet of their temperament first hand when your tiger bf loses in his online games, wakes up the entire apartment block with his roaring and growling, punches a hole in the wall (for the 6th time), tries to dox the player who beat him, and won't calm down until you drag him to bed for cool down cuddles
>>78625071I'm somewhat of a banana da boi enjoyer.
Can I post a human femboy as part of explaining what I want furry man to do to me
>>78626407All forms of human body types and sex dynamics are fine, as long as they're with anthro.
>>78626454
>>78626454god i want to fuck a chibi cutesy cartoon anthro and have him turn out to be the hottest most psychotic fuck of my life
>>78624975creepy patas
Imagine
>>78627312me so horny
>tfw no anthro horse bf that lets me give his dick stupid nicknamesIt's not fair
>>78591806Fucking Brazilian Nazi artist
>>78631582fancy seeing you here
Why are humans like this?
>>78632641Need to feel this, how does this feel ;(
>>78630448Why is my bro playing like this is some kind of culture thing?
>>78633513Cheetahs are second to hyenas when it comes to being gay
>>78630742>brown latin american/south american nazi why does this happen so often.
>>78634111Jewish mind control hasn’t gotten them much like it has a lot of Europe or a lot of people in America. Also libturds can’t call them the evil white boogeyman.
>>78613068Yeah
>>78617404>Their real conflict is that the dom wants to turn the sub into a stay-at-home type but the sub likes his career too much.
>>78622617Average anthro's reaction when any piece of media pairs the attractive human guy with some human w*man, instead of the anthro guy who's obviously down bad for him.
Are werewolves slightly more feral looking than regular anthro wolves?
>>78645512>Are werewolves slightly more feral looking than regular anthro wolves?Only right after they shift. Clothes getting in the way often builds up static and will make their fur crazier. Get them in the shower after they shift and they'll look indistinguishable
>>78645315There used to be small riots because of that
>>78638060Are these the two characters that were actually meant to be gay but the studio didn't let it happen?
Would you really stick it in there...?
>>78648228doggies love their snausage
>Your new wolf bf REFUSES to let you pay for dinner>He won't even let you do half>You were willing to let it slide the first two times, maybe he just wanted to make a good impression or something, but this is the third dinner date>Sure enough, after you're both finished, he snatches the folder out of your hand, snarling "NO! I'm paying!">Enough is enough>You unleash your most powerful technique, the silent treatment with a single raised eyebrow>He meets your attack with cocking his head to the side in confusion, a classic canine counterplay>"What?">His resistance is futile>Your eyebrow moves 2 millimeters higher>His ears begin to swivel back, he's on the defensive>"... is this about the cheque?">You nod>"... l-look, it's the gentlemanly thing to do! I insist!">You gently remind him that in case he's somehow forgotten, you both have dicks>You inform, not ask, that this time you're paying>"I...! Ok, look, it's more of a cultural thing! It's important for a predator species like me to provide, like how a patriarch wolf would be expected to hunt for their pack!">You ask him since when humans weren't considered predators, too>"Humans don't have claws or fangs!">You ask him if that mattered for the several million gazelles in the African savanna slaughtered by early humanity, and then if he's actually used his claws for scratching anything but his balls in the past month>"RRRRRRRRRRR...! Semantics!"
>>78652663Deploy the tennis ball.
>>78652706>Deploy the tennis ball
Sex
>>78655016penis, even
>>78655637Cock and balls, too!
Are you a top or a bottom?
>>78657027Switch, bottom leaning
Anthros getting tipsy and losing their inhibitions towards you!
>>78657027switch, desperate leaning
>Your fellow employees at the National Wolf Preserve have a great idea for how to lure them so that they can give them important vaccinations>This is to tie you up naked on a rock with a jar of peanut butter>And wait
>oh look>he's smiling!
>>78656212What if I just want him?
>>78661219Dragons only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
>>78662902>instant lossextremely fucking based
bump
>>78666105that's not what you're supposed to put in the hole
>The anthro police force have hired you for an important position, the assistant chief interrogator>What does this entail?>Simple, while the chief interrogator himself gives the detainees the questions and demands answers, you are to provide physical persuasion>If the perp talks, you give them... positive reinforcement>A scritch behind their ears, caressing their hackles and the ruff beneath their neck...>If they're VERY good and cooperative, perhaps even something further south>But if they stop talking, or if you think they're lying, your fingers stop>You were pretty skeptical at first that this would work>But so far it's been a remarkable success>Snarling, hardened criminals' resolve seems to melt in the face of your touch>You suppose they do say that nothing can make an anthro sing more than a human's touch for a reason...
>>78672660Where did you get this picture of me (on the right)
It's time for part 4 of The Firm Handshake. https://rentry.co/tvv5tmz8Question for anons:>Is putting any form of straight or bisexual content in a HMOMA story an absolute no-no?
>>78659417let me guess, the vaccine is smeared on your cock? >>78671684careful with how much you 'reward' them, some will eventually get out of jail, and will definitely search for the last man who gave them real pleasure. which is (you). and them being hardened criminals already, won't accept a 'no' from you. at that point, prepare to get kidnapped by horny anthro gangsters. >>78673522>Is putting any form of straight or bisexual content in a HMOMA story an absolute no-no?I'm bisexual already so I absolutely don't mind, but I can understand if gay folks in here dislike it.
>>78673522>bisex content in a hmoma storyGenerally speaking, yeah, some anons will get upset. You could always post an edited version without that.
>>78673522It's the gay human on anthro thread so probably lolyou can just post the story in the straight anthro human thread if you feel desperate to add that in
How do you respond without seeming mad?
>>78675770By shoving my face between those pillowy buttocks of his. He won't hear me being mad with all that fluff muffling my screams, will he? At worst, he'll just have to deal with me biting his balls or something.
Would you forgive your bf if he bit you (really hard) in the heat of the moment?
>>78677080only if we don't have to go to the hospital
>>78675770well, since he's occupying my mattress, he's about to become the new mattress for MY post-workout nap. I wonder how he'd react to constant compliments on his physique while I lay sprawled out all over his backside, with just my hands idly roaming over his body, feeling up the hard muscles under his soft fur...damn why are tiger butts so sexy.
>>78678267>only if we don't have to go to the hospitalWell, I mean, if you think about nobody ever HAS to go to the hospital, h-haha...
>>78675770>>78678434tiger butts = best butts!
>>78675019>>78675261>>78674554I can write without it, or I can just gloss over any bisexual content. I just thought it would make it more "realistic" for Anon to mention he's also got it on with the other half of the staff.
>>78678530i have like 40 fetishes but biting is not among them, but whenever I rarely have sex I just want to bite. why?
>An entire town of werewolves struggles to keep their collective secret after (you) move in nearby
>Human, you shouldn't go swimming around these parts>There's man eating sharks in there...
What if your big, muscular, no nonsense predator bf got off to you speaking dirty to him in UwU-speak?
>>78681300he wants you to be his 'catboy'
>>78678742I mean I don't think anybody here is going to crucify you if it's a one-off line that mentions that yes, Anon in fact stuffed a couple anthro chicks off screen. It's another thing if you've got a straight up full on sex scene
>>78673522Absolute kino. I hope you continue working on this!
>>78677080simply bite him back. (also, liam my beloved)
>>78681300I'd indulge but only if he did the same for me
>>78634111Bunch of them fled to South America after ww2 to avoid getting persecution
>>78634111>>78690023>When your "Brazilian" anthro bf is a German Shepherd>Named Hans>Who doesn't like talking about why his grandparents emigrated
Where do you all stand on anthro sled dog racing? Demeaning and offensive, or an important anthro cultural tradition?
>>78690954>>78690197creeps my beloved
>>78690954>anthro sled dog racingdude, everybody knows it's just a thinly veiled excuse for sexy time with your anthro friends between races>tell everyone you're going sled racing>travel to the north with your anthro buddies>partake in a training race>which means you get to put harnesses on your sexy, muscular, hyped up canine team members>let them run for a few laps with (you) on the sled>watch those perfectly shaped legs and butts in motion>afterwards go to the cabin you booked>hot tub time! >lots of naked anthros with bulking muscles and wet, glistening bodies...>get dried up, have dinner>cabin doesn't have beds, just a few large mattresses for cozy cuddle piles>so it's (you) in the middle of a bunch of large, strong, happy and obviously pent up and horny canines
>>78687223Gonna teach this old dog some new tricks.
>>78691045love creeps art. reminds me of the blotch/blackteagan/kenket pics that made me realize i was probably a furry and liked animal dudes
>>78690954>Demeaning and offensiveLike i'm going to let some pink haired activist in California tell me what to do. My ancestors SAVED the town of Nome and i'm damn proud to follow in their pawprints by stripping myself down to nothing but a harness and dragging a human on a sled across the taiga every single winter and nobody will stop me
>Ok, Anon, go in there and make sure his restraints are all nice and tight!>... what, worried he'll attack you?>Don't worry, Anon, that's why we picked YOU for this!>Because we think he *likes* you! Hahahahahaha!
For a book cover, left, or right?
>>78694456I vote right.
>>78693282>stripping myself down to nothing but a harness and dragging a human on a sled across the taigaI'm sure you'll also drag the human across something else~>>78694456"Mr. A. Nonymous" would sound better. also I vote left, because why would the anthro hand (you) the human's business card?
>>78694848I think that's a name tag.
>>78694848>>78694867It's a name tag. The fox receptionist gives it to you within the first chapter.
>>78694867>>78695248>It's a name tag. The fox receptionist gives it to you within the first chapter.oh ok, I totally got that wrong. in that case, I also vote for the right side.
neeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>78696426This is what my ancestors get to fuck!?
We need more ook men
>Playing Dungeons and Humans>Playing a Leonin since it's fun to roleplay being something other than a human>Except my DM (an anthro) keeps making human NPCs role to seduce on me>And because of their positive modifier on it they keep succeeding and I basically have to awkwardly ERP if I want to stay in characterREAL funny...
>>78697869Your DM made your character a SLUT for humans.
>>78696789Ancient sinnoh homosex with Infernape!
>>78697869>You could just stop and tell your DM that you aren't comfortable with doing this from the very first happening, but instead you just keep doing itYou really enjoy this just as much as your freak DM deep down, don't you, Anon?
>>78696789>ook menWe must be primate men
>>78699873
>>78701856Let him in, what's the worst that could happen?
>>78699873>wrestling a gorilla man
>Anthros watching action movies where other anthros get gunned down, slaughtered, like nothing:|>Anthros watching the same movie when a human is hurt (not even killed)AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRROOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HUMIE NOT THE HECKING FURLESS FRIENDO AAAAAAA-
>>78704221kekit do be like thatespecially for canines
Where are the humans? This thread is mostly anthros
>>78704221>>78704638Thinking about world building for anthros and films...>Canines are generally pretty easy to please at the cinemas>Get a straightforward, easy to follow plot, usually either a romcom, comedy, action flick, or horror film>Have themes of brotherhood, true love conquers all, family/pack bonds, jingoistic military stuff>Have an attractive human A list actor>And have a happy ending (i̶m̶p̶l̶i̶e̶d̶ DEFINITE romance between the human and the canine is certainly a big plus)>Have a film with all of these and it's basically guaranteed the canine viewer pool will rip the dollars out of their wallet to watch it multiple times>But there's a stereotype that if you don't have any of these traits, dogs won't like it>And that experimental, artsy or very 'high concept' films go right over their snouts>Some feline (and even some human) film snobs have even christened perceived low-brow, canine audience baiting films "Dogslop"
>>78704882Be the change you wish to see
>>78613339Can't believe he was just some event side character who's long dead in Genshin,
>hey there humie>let me suck your dick for some bus fare?
>>78706221The dream...
walkies?
>>78704882humans suck I wish there were AMOMA theads
>>78704882It's a skill issue.
>>7870488290% of gay furry art that features humans is either a) pokemonb) undertalec) low tier MS paint fanartSo you will get solo anthro pictures and occasional human/anthro repost and you will be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gaZ6GHoulQ
>>78704882It's hard to find artists, who can do both or want to draw both together. Though it's becoming slightly easier.
>>78703264So I guess you're on team one hundred human men instead of team one gorilla?
>>78707066Not with this SLUT.
>>78712143Can I get a QRD?
>>78712167He's the star of the furry equivalent of a bisexual BLACKED c*ckold storyThat might sound like a schizo shitpost but it's actually real
>>78709118>They like to watch me jerk off but won't join in.Unacceptable! Enslave all dogmen, make them wives!
>>78704882I wish humans were real.
