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Out Of Placers
https://www.valsalia.com

>He did
>clothsad

Previous threads:
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/subject/placers/type/op/
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nice more femboy yinglets
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Wormsmell, not even once
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>>>/co/150990796

For those who didn't see it.
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>>78782248
Glad to see his hat again
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>>78782248
I hope this is start of his character development arc beyond annoying fag.
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>>78782248
Damn...
And he had just become proper friends with her.
This sucks.
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Lopin's empathy skills are his strongest feature. He just needs to hone the rest of himself more to be able to express them when it matters.
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I'm not sure how to format this concept or if anyone would care to read anything exploring a potential civilization building project written as a story exploring building blocks and social/societal changes as a result of a one or two yinglets pushing a tiny enclave into the bronze age in the north. It's interesting to play with what lore val has available and see what can be done with it.
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This is the end of Day 12 (+~14). New day, new focus? Yannit hunt or enclave trip?

Might be some delays since Kal needs a new horn.
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>>78787174
Ran has the Mothgaurd on Yannit, so I'm betting Enclave trip.
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>>78788642
Might see Elim be involved with the Yannit situation in some way.
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Goodnight.
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>>78782248
>You shouldn't pick up clozhes someone made for someone else
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>>78782248
>feeling things over the funny rat comic
lopin chan...
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>>78793184
Odd that the hallway wasn't cleaned up after the incident.
Maybe janitorial staff doesn't touch Ran's floor.
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Well, it is technically an in-house crime scene or disaster scene.
Probably must remain until Ivenmoth forensics do their investigations.
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>>78794061
Yinglets must be rife with STDs on account of all the indiscriminate humping
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>>78798045
Surprisingly no. STDs can't seem to survive in their toxic biology.
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>>78798045
>>78798326
>be yinglet
>possess such an innately toxic biology that no viruses no bacteria and no germs whatsoever are capable of surviving when they come into contact with you
>still smell like a yinglet
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>>78798823
Internal biochemistry doesn't dissolve shit stuck to fur. That's what soap is for.
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>>78799562
Yinglets haven't invented soap. Yinglets STINK. #1 problem with living with or near yinglets is yingsmell
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>>78799884
No, they have invented "soap". It's in the field guide or yinglet inventions.
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>>78800796
"soap" doesn't imply soap, in fact their "soap" could be an alkaline substance that technically cleans but also smells worse or accentuates or punctuates their yingsmell
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>>78800796
Anon... Urine is technically "soap" and historically was used as a cleaning agent...
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>>78798823
>>78799562
>>78799884
>>78800796
>>78800911
>>78800979
Conceptualize the aroma
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>>78801127
>>78800979
>>78800911
Smells like citrus, burns like acid.
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>>78802007
I doubt it's efficacy at hiding yingstank
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the yinglet dingleberry epidemic
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>>78805162
Yinglet berries don't dingle, they keep them inside.
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>>78805815
Yinglet slit smears
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>>78803410
Heck it's probably at least half the cause of yingstank.
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Kass might encounter the "soap" one day.
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There's going to be a day where Kass has to sit in a wooden washtub and be cleaned like a dog.
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>>78812162
I hope they use human soap

Coincidentally actual soap that can be used on yinglets and humans is on the top of the list of "things to invent if turned into a yinglet for profit"
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>>78812162
Given he can't reach his back without a stick it's probably already happened
And it was the greatest day of Isher's life, at least when she substitutes scav Kass for human Kass in her memories
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>>78812411
And imagining herself as a small human.
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>>78812411
So what you're saying is there are 100% dingleberries
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>>78814784
We've been over this already.

Anyway, goodnight.
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morning
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>>78816269
gumoni, zhe zhread is quiet zhis hour
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>>78816362
no european yinglets.....
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>>78816269
Waking up to the thread on page 10.
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>>78820656
>>78820656
sexxxxxxxxxxxx
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>>78821913
She has a lot of it.
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>>78816403
What does his stand do?
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>>78824383
Summon gay
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>>78826219
Yeah, it's a slow thread.
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i do not like yinglets
i suggest perhaps that they should all be killed
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>>78829093
>t. indrel
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Fast drop to page 10.
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i do not like indrel
i suggest perhaps that they should all be killed
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I like (You)
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>>78782942
I wanna drown in it!
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I wonder if Lopin has the chops to be a therapist.
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>>78835202
no
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>>78835202
I wonder if Loping has the chops to be the rapist
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>>78836371
He's more of the sort on the other end of that.
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>>78837420
>"Please sir, may I have another clam?"
Victorian yinglets
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>>78837537
I only have this for the theme, but it is in-season.

Goodnight.
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How long before yannit is returned to normal by the power of the D?
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>>78839817
Maybe Lopin can talk her down.
Yannit will have some work ahead of her to regain trust if she desires to fit in again.
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>>78838214
>he doesn't even say "zhe castle"
>he says "zhe countryside"
sometimes i wonder if artists know how to read
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>>78833535
I can't be the only one who saw his left leg as a dick
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Hard drop to page 10.
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Bump
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Val was streaming earlier today. He must be doing his end of the month crunch again.
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>>78825205
That's what all the jojo stands do though. What specific gimmick?
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>>78794881
Any more yinglet on human women art out there?
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>>78853433
I have 20 pics of it saved drawn by fuchs.
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>>78854017
that is a very small woman
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>>78854199
How about this then?
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>>78854199
i think its supposed to be like a hobbit
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>>78829093
You do not like them, so you say?
Try them, try them and you may, I say!
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>>78853383
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/48420314/#q48430880
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Got a notification from Bold Kobold that the Kassen Keychains are shipping.
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>>78848950
Odd. Even if you count Oops #334 posted on October 5th as being for September, Oops #335, Softlock on October 19, Yinglet Navy vote sketch October 22 and Oops #336 add up to four comics for the month. He's either upping his monthly comic count or it'll drop sometime on Saturday.
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>>78858300
The vote sketches don't count towards the page counts.
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Goodnight.
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>>78782248
how much did I miss?
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You know those bronze age statues of people that look weirdly abstract? What would one of those look like if yinglet?
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>>78864776
However many pages since you last read it.
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>>78865671
long triangle
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Stable diffusion a fuck. All my yinglets come out partially shaved. I'm currently without means to colour my paper drawings so I'm stuck with this.
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>>78869103
Use a mouse and MS Paint like a real man
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>>78870349
I can't draw with a mouse worth shit, only screen tablet and paper. Believe me, I've tried.
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>>78870472
Ugliness, soul. What's the difference? It's kind of sad that no one posts shitty hard-edge drawings anymore. I would be the change, but my ugly is far too ugly.
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>>78870671
>Ugliness, soul. What's the difference?
whether or not i like it
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>>78872999
If the artist is here, please complete this one.
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Every time I look at this thread it's either on page 9 or 10.
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>>78876746
we just keep on waitin' (Waiting)
waitin' on a brand new pa-ge
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>>78871840
Yeah, basically zhis. If I don't have zhe means to color my scans well, I'd razher slop it up to see somezhing resembling m yinglet OC
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>>78798045
They definitely are which may account for the some of the low life expectancy and mutation ibut they simply dont care.
Its like that family guy bit where you part their fur and they are 90% herpes
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Goodnight.
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>>78883220
Looks sapphic
You just know
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Maybe I should try my hand at vector art over my paper sketch scans
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why the FUCK can't all these smelly rat birds fucking those BODACIOUS BABES be ME!!???????
I WISH THAT WERE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>78887356
have you tried becoming a smelly ugly rat bird?
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>>78887533
ironically that would actually work, tons of nerdy girls exist who would literally kill for the opportunity to fuck a rl anthro.
but woulf it be worth the 30 year lifespan?
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>>78888736
~40-50 years seems to be a soft cap on lifespan of yinglets so depending on if it translates your age to yinglet years you may actually live longer as a yinglet
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>>78888736
Also, fucking duh. Who wouldn't want to become a yinglet no stings attached?
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>>78888784
People who want to live longer then a few decades.
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>>78888757
where are you getting 10-20 extra years from?
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And that's the last of the yinglet male on human female by fuchs pics I have.
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>>78895519
Grok-generated? Been stuffing pics in there and seeing what it creates, sadly yinglets in my experience it struggles with
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Looks like the LAM guest artist trend is continuing.
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>>78890412
I was doing research into yinglets for some creative writing and found a page that stated 40+ was considered old age or the equivilant to being 70 in human years, and something about Healthy Healthy juice implied a longer life
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>>78898253
"healthy healthy juice" is just a one off meme invention joke implying a random yinglet just threw some shit together and made a rejuvenating elixir by accident
40 as an absolute max makes more sense to me. 30 seems like a more reasonable average, and translating "human years" to something with a different developmental timeline is always fraught.
i don't think yinglets are making it to 45, even in a vacuum (i.e. not being killed and/or eaten), let alone 50.
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>>78898253
>>78898501
40 years is considered ancient and an abnormality for yinglets. Only Figgins has ever lived to such an advanced age. 25 years old is their usual cap.
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How do you think a French person would react if you treated them like a pet and praised them being unable to speak the /th/ phenome and compared them to a yinglet?
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>>78898831
The French have a long history of being perverts, so you're likely to find more than a few who would be into it.
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>>78898635
yeah that's about what i thought when i asked where the extra 10-20 years was coming from. i knew we'd gotten something specific somewhere
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>>78898635
My notes must be wrong then, or they were outdated because of an earlier page was retconned. Fuck, I'll have to scrub through it again
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>>78900731
I don't think any prior pages gave hard numbers for yinglet lifespans.
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Noted something while designing a oc and consulting the lore pages... is there a single female in the comic that has the very short and rounded muzzle the females are supposed to have? I get the feeling the creator forgot they wrote that or decided it diverted from the silhouette of the species too much.
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>>78902052
I think Lippie has the shortest snout.
There's also been a lot of stylistic change from the early comic to now, so a standard "shortness" for snouts considered feminine is a bit hard to measure.
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>>78888757
Figgens is an outlier. His extended lifespan is a mutation. Yinglets are visibly aged at 20 and most don't live past their mid 20s. The ones that don't die from other causes, that is
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>>78895519
a small pond and the souls of three dinosaurs died for this
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>>78902472
Next time you see a football, remember that Lippie is the size of one. Resist the urge to field kick.
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>>78902990
Dinosaurs all went to hell, you're doing them a favor releasing them
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>>78902990
Release the souls of the dinosaurs so that they may become corporeal once again. Raise the temperature so that we may have our natural climate back.
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>>78902990
it's actually not that much water in the grand scheme, and unlike agriculture it's much less likely to simply evaporate when used in sealed pipes and dumped back into the groundwater.

many datacenters also use closed-loop systems with chilling plants attached (building-sized heat pumps rejecting heat directly to atmosphere and cooling the water off, basically).

people see a number like "the same water as a town of 30,000" and don't realize that not only is it peanuts to what agriculture is already using, it's a number from a faulty premise treating datacenters like nuclear power plants. water has a ludicrous heat capacity, and "8 billion gallons per year" sounds like a scary number but it's only something you get if you act like they're pulling fresh water straight from a river, running it through the datacenter once, and then pouring the lukewarm water directly into the ocean - not typically how it works.
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>>78903187
I think she must be at least the size of four footballs (world standard) or three American footballs.
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>>78903187
Resist urge to do a lot of things really.

...like inviting for tea and dressing in bonnets
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>>78907175
sex
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I don't have any carving to share this year either.

Not having a home sucks.
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Rolled huge genes, but also everything else.
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>>78907175
>*plap* *plap* *plap* GET COMFORTED GET COMFORTED
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>>78912481
My mom didn't let me do halloween stuff as a kid and it seems kind of strange and pointless to start now as an adult
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>>78919204
pumpkin carving and wearing costumes is just good fun. not everything needs a 'point' beyond that.
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>>78919691
>can't dress up as a yinglet IRL
yeah I'm thinking it's over
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>>78919884
Giant inflatable costume.
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Val's streaming.

https://picarto.tv/ValSalia
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>>78919691
Yeah, I think it would be if I had someone to do it with or a sense of tradition where I could enjoy doing it alone. I've got a GP5 mask and a tyvek suit that I've been wanting to dress up in for years now, but nowhere to go if I did.
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Every day I find out there's new fetishes then my brain resets to wondering the freakiest shit a yinglet would get into
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>>78923361
Like how a cat will get itself stuck in things.
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>>78924161
At least he has eye holes so he can kinda see where he's going.
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>>78923421
break into someone's house in costume yelling about a "nuclear incident" over a megaphone to give people a real scare
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>>78926429
put clozes on slut
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>>78926429
Zhis is why humans don't take us seriously
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>>78926429
The more ignorant urban yings:
"ZIS CHEST HAS EYEBALLS HEHEHEHE"
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>>78927280
her enclave dresses like that
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>>78929835
Hot tropical climate.
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>>78929835
Desert shithole
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>>78906682
rejecting heat by evaporative cooling consumes water, million gallons a day for a medium sized datacenter, just blowing into the atmosphere. nothing returns to a river. at least agriculture turns water into food.
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>>78932835
a few things
1. that water eventually condenses as precipitation
2. the water consumption figures are extrapolated from flow rate. they're not boiling nearly that much water (it takes a stupid amount of energy to boil water to steam because of its ridiculous latent heat of vaporization - if waste heat could efficiently boil water there'd be regenerative turbines using the steam to generate electricity)
3. datacenters are almost entirely using closed-loop cooling systems because maintaining water quality and preventing clogging/corrosion in an open loop is extremely intensive
4. water chilling plants attached to datacenters reject heat via cooling towers, which may be wet or dry, and only wet ones use evaporative cooling (and they can reject an absurd amount of heat if they do)

i don't think you realize just how much power it would take to boil away a million gallons a day. it's over 100 megawatts, entirely in waste heat. that's more energy than many LARGE datacenters use TOTAL (which would only go entirely into boiling water if they were somehow operating at literally 0% energy efficiency - especially silly since computer hardware is much more efficient than people realize). to boil water at the same rate with literal nuclear weapons you'd need to set off a 2.3 kiloton nuclear warhead every single day.

the water cost is overblown, the power draw (and unsustainable bubble nature of the entire industry) is the problem. gigawatt-scale datacenters in planning stages are unlikely to be built before the bubble pops, those have a very long time horizon and a lot of (justified) pushback currently. excess water use is just not one of the more empirically justified complaints.
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>>78934156
>which would only go entirely into boiling water if they were somehow operating at literally 0% energy efficiency - especially silly since computer hardware is much more efficient than people realize
That's backwards. Processors don't do anything but convert electricity to heat (and flip bits, but whatever). A datacenter that turned 100% of the electrical energy it consumed into thermal energy would be 100% efficient. It's the supporting equipment (fans, lights, air conditioning, coffee makers) that is wasteful (in theory).
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>>78936646
ah shit you're right. i confused myself thinking about how little thermodynamic work computation represents, despite how far we are from the computational efficiency limits. we passed diminishing performance returns with more power into a chip quite a while ago (i.e. you get more compute for your energy with two processors splitting the same power), these days physical component distance is more of a bottleneck and we're up against the literal speed of light in traces for some of that.

still, 100 megawatts is only for the largest datacenters that exist and closer to the cooling load of gigawatt-scale power generation. it's not gonna boil away a river or some shit. besides, their construction is up against power constraints - the plans outstrip planned generation capacity and a certain group of drooling retards recently killed the US capacity to exploit the exploding efficiency of wind but especially solar. there are no plans for building the grid capacity that gigawatt-scale datacenters would need, since nobody actually wants to build new fossil fuel plants when the miniscule maintenance costs and zero fuel costs of renewables are an option.
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>>78926429
I prefer saggier yitties to be desu
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>>78934047
What the hell is that bell tied to? Is that supposed ro be some link to a chain for pulling the bell from downstairs? Does it even need a rope? It looks like it weighs ten pounds.
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>>78934156
I don't think you understand how little a drop in the bucket that is compared to other industries that have been operating for 50+ years to justify a hate boner for AI. The bubble you bring up is more of an argument, but everything else is practically a non-issue that people have latched onto in their blind AI hatred when it's, again, a drop in the bucket.

Yinglets
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>>78940011
>I don't think you understand how little a drop in the bucket that is compared to other industries
reading comprehension isn't your strong suit i take it
we agree, anon
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>>78940274
Replied to the wrong post while reading the back and forth. Sorry, I just got in from doing a bunch of housework. Long day.
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>>78934156
one thing, this is a stickrat porn thread, and my original post was a poor attempt at humor comparing the poor quality of the slop to the environmental cost of it. you want to debate the real costs of ai go start a thread on >>>/sci/
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>>78940926
Gosh just imagine if the latter who has worn dresses and taken dicks all this life just went up to the former he TFed into a yinglet female and just mounts and rides her like a rabbit man imagine it
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>>78939449
They're in an elevator car. The car is suspended by the large rope and chain link through the floor. The bell is hanging from the ceiling and used for signaling.
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>>78941432
>look up on e621
>only like six pics
bruh
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>>78942305
e621 doesn't really collect most of the OOPs porn out there.
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Goodnight.
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between yings and avali I have come to realize I actually just really like bird-adjacent creatures with buckteeth
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>>78946140
Avali don't have buckteeth
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>>78947121
They're supposed to, they just often aren't drawn that way on account of furry artists being furry artists.

Really it depends on the "canon" you subscribe to. I don't pay much attention to that stuff these days but as I understand it some people swapped the teeth for sharp bone plates that just grow constantly. Slightly scary but it achieves the same effect.
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>>78946140
oh god I wanna FUCK this creature so bad, I assume they're compatible with human men? (please don't tell me they do that "cloacal kiss" thing that birds do)

WHY CAN'T CREATURES LIKE THIS EXIST IRL!!???
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>>78946140
I wonder what the evolutionary advantage is for having four ears.
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>>78949376
Or so I heard
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>>78948504
They canonically have cloacas so they 100% cloaca kiss like birds, also they could literally not survive on earth as they are ammonia based lifeforms and would violently explode if exposed to earth's atmosphere
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>>78948504
They are supposed to, but like the guy above you said furries be furries.
Same reason why almost no one draws yinglet limbs right.
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>>78949829
>no one draws yinglet limbs right
it's called anthropomorphizing a feral species it's common with artists
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>>78949887
It's called being lazy/low-skill and projecting what you want onto other's creations, it's common with artists
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>>78949967
holy shit great idea to help foster the community of fans this will only bolster the oops fandom into making your idealized porn
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>>78949790
Damn...so not only would they not get any pleasure from penetration but your cock would freeze off & also react with their cloussy as well. (probably killing them)
Guess some things really weren't meant to be...
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>>78947362
i don't think this artist realizes how shit their eyesight would be with a lens that shape. it wouldn't be able to form images. they can't move their eyes, either. i do find it amusing that they realize huge eyes like that would crowd out a brain - a lot of people don't consider that. worst offenders are probably anime style cyclpos girls - zero room for brains in those skulls.
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>>78950042
I don't exist to "foster the community" you absolute woman/fag. Now draw the limbs correctly or be called out forever.
AI is slowly learning to, why can't you?
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>>78950065
adding bird features to a species always makes it more disgusting. avali butts would be surrounded by feathers permanently caked in a layer of shit slurry since birds have diarrhea by default. same hole they use to fuck, too. unfortunately only 3% of bird species even have penises, and it's mostly waterfowl.

birds are truly vile creatures.

yinglets are also partly based on birds IIRC.
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>>78951741
Yinglets have one hole for waste and one hole for reproduction. They are further apart than you'd think.
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>>78951542
They canonically have godawful eyesight actually lol, They live on an extremely dark, cold planet that gets something like 1% of the incident light earth does, so eyesight is much less of a priority.

>>78948504
Yeah unfortunately like everyone else said they use ammonia-based biochemistry and have cloacas, so they both wouldn't enjoy it and would immediately boil to death if you touched them. But those are two of the most conveniently ignored parts of the base canon for a reason. You can fuck the birdthings and they can like it anon, I won't tell anyone.

>>78782248
Anyway I wonder when we'll see Yannit again.
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>>78956500
>They live on an extremely dark, cold planet that gets something like 1% of the incident light earth does
with that little energy their metabolism should be super slow and their brains should process things at a much slower perception of time. they'd probably look like they were moving in slow motion to someone from a normal planet and not a piss-smelling ammonia slush ball.
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>>78956500
We will see her in the vents.
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>>78956500
>>78957002
we will see her shattered corpse discarded in a pile of compost
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>>78951741
Surely a sapient species would be a little more hygenic than actual rl avians?
Although I can see how a cloaca would certainly...complicate that

Like even if you can fuck an avali grill how do you know that her fluids are sex juices & not just shit? Do cloaca havers have to douche every time they poop/want to fuck??
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>>78960467
Given birds are 100% incontinent due to lacking a working asshole I'm not even sure a douche or bidet would do such a species much good. Think about that next time you want to fuck an avali
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>>78960467
>her fluids
even egglaying isn't even really very lubricated, they just kinda... stretch. if there's fluid at all, it's biological waste. you probably don't end up going up their vagina, either - as >>78962163 said they don't really have sphincters except at the cloacal opening. if there's anything there it usually just kinda... spills out at the first opportunity.

eggs also tend to come out with a good bit of poo "garnish", btw. at least with chickens. we keep some.

they also pump urine into their colons from their bladders with reverse peristalsis. basically they force their piss into their own colon to mix it with their shit before letting it all loose at once. their own piss IS the douche.

another anon in one of the /scaly/ threads put it like "they're the worst things you could possibly base a sexual partner on" and i tend to agree.

with avali their "basically worse than a chambered nautilus with its pinhole camera eye" vision probably also means they can't even see if another avali is covered in shit. it's unlikely they'd care. birds already don't and their eyesight is GOOD.
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>>78962163
>>78963419
But if you ignore the ammonia thing, facefucking is still on the table, right?
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>>78963499
Referring to this >>78946140 and >>78947362 this you'd basically be trying to facefuck a shark with insanely sharp/self-sharping and constantly growing/replacing teeth. If you can get past this, you're also contending with the fact the species' average height is 3 feet which is actually smaller than even yinglets
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>>78963550
alright now, there is a certain appeal to fellatio with sharp teeth as in >>78946140. it's one of the reasons some people like girls with sharp canines. similar to the appeal of sharp nails.
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>>78963672
shit hit post too early
like a bird releasing its shit
woe is me

>>78963499
>>78963550
one of the reasons that anon had for "birds are the worst sexual partners imaginable" was that beaks make fellatio basically untenable. it'd be like trying to satisfy yourself by fucking a pair of scissors. there's no softness, no satisfaction from the tongue, no lips - not even the thrill of sharp teeth combined with those things. it's all just "EXTREME BODILY HAZARD."

avali thankfully don't have THAT problem.
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>>78963419
damn. can't fuck no goddamn cloaca without no goddamn SHIT DICK!!
>mfw
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>>78964376
>fucking cloaca havers is gay with extra steps
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>>78964376
>>78964912
at least getting avali fellatio is fine. provided you ignore the fact their entire biochemistry is "what if i was made of piss-smell" and they'd both freeze your dick off and boil alive if you tried to fuck one. anhydrous ammonia is also dangerous as fuck, they'd probably take you out with the fumes.

all the cool kids ignore that part, though.
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>>78965914
I don't know anon, all I'm hearing is that it's extremely dangerous to try and fuck an avali no matter how hard it makes your dick at a distance. Everything about them is a hazard to your health and continued existence.

Perhaps the only winning move is to fuck a yinglet instead.
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>>78965990
i'll just ignore the ammonia thing because avali have cuter faces
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>>78965914
honestly literally fucking each other to death like that is weirdly romantic.
you're both mutually toxic to each other, your relationship was doomed from the start. yet in spite of or even because of that fact you two decide to do it anyway.

go out in a blaze of fire, climaxing as your bodies literally annihilate each other on a molecular level as one last act of defiance against an unfair universe....
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>>78966508
or just ignore the ammonia thing. i want to cuddle the avali after fellatio (i will be careful to direct its hideous vent away from me).
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>Ran would choose only the finest responsibility-dodging poisons
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>>78947362
Huh. I saved this before I knew what an Avali was, and that their biology is ammonia based. The only possible explanation for this image, then, would be a story out of a 1957 sci fi anthology called the Seedling Stars by James Blish. In it, rather than terraform planets, humans were genetically engineered to not only survive, but thrive, on worlds hostile to unmodified human life. The first story, "Seeding Program," features humans adapted to live on the surface of Ganymede. They also have ammonia based biology. The first story is about an adapted man named Sweeney who is sent by a corporation that has invested billions in terraforming and wants to outlaw adapted humans to capture the Ganymede colonists. The story goes into detail about Sweeney's biology when he reflects that being exposed to an Earth normal atmosphere would be instant death for him and that exposure to "shirt sleeve" weather for him would leave an unmodified human a a flash frozen corpse.
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>>78967251
Have we ever gotten a write-up on the various gods worshipped in this world? I remember the Dinnish savior god but that's it
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>>78967528
I don't think so? I'm not certain of that, though. I may have forgotten a field guide beyond the one that mentions the Dinnish savior. And that everyone has a religious theory about the Heavenly Viel.
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>>78967251
Fucking hell, I was hoping she died for real. I hate this character.
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live
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>>78967837
Same, anon. Same.
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Are there actually people who don't like yannit? Explain yourselves immediately.
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>>78969433
Annoying sideplot character #1 and despite loving alien anatomy and designs as far as insectoids go she doesn't do anything for me.
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>>78969807
>Annoying sideplot character #1
She was the first main character introduced, outside of Kass and Elim, and has been there since the 3rd page. There's nothing sideplot about her.
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>>78969874
She was always a sideplot character and we might finally be able to focus more on yinglets
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>>78967251
>And I cede my position as Trademaster to my old friend Ran Ste-Su G'Mindel. As a joke.

Also; A dangerous, unpredictable creature that you lost track of when it escaped down into your sewer system, giving it wide and free range? Classic.
Also Also; Ivenmoths are big and cute!
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>>78970468
Chances are it's hiding in the whores house.
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>>78967472
perhaps we could use the same genetic engineering to give avali water-based biology at a reasonable temperature, and leave all human and avali piss-bloods behind
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>>78967837
>>78969361
WRONG and BAD
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>>78967251
Secret text:
>fireside chat

So, the waterfront district. That means boats. Imagine Yannit on a boat.
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>>78971398
>rain is come
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>>78970977
I wish
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>>78969807
I'm of the exact OPPOSITE opinion, wherein I have wanted to TAME this BRATTY INSECTOID WENCH with my COCK from the moment I laid mine eyes on her!

You're telling me that you wouldn't r̶a̶p̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶ civilize this autistic bug given the chance?
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>>78969807
I care a whole lot more about the indrel and baxxid than I do about basically every other character in the whole comic.
The only yinglet plot that even comes close to mattering as much to me is whether cuteboy Lopin is happy or not.
That means all the main plots that take up the most time: the humans, human lookalikes like Isher and yinglet plots are a "sideplot" that is "in the way" for me. But that doesn't make me dislike the characters for having their time and space to develop.
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>>78969807
Shes boring, her scenes usually do nothing, hurt best boy, shes so alien and weird no one interacts with her, the interactions that characters do have with her feel like quirky bad oc, that's either played for laughs or are just too out there to do anything for me.

for example the scene where she was sniffing Ran's glue and it was awakening emotions within her. boring, filler, the character.
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>>78978113
>I care a whole lot more about the indrel and baxxid than I do about basically every other character in the whole comic.
i feel exactly the same.
>>78978446
>her scenes usually do nothing
completely incorrect. we learn by far the most about Indrel from her scenes. that you don't care about it is one thing, but they do accomplish what they intend to accomplish.
>shes so alien and weird
...you do realize that's the point, right?

the rest i'm not going to dignify with a response.
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>>78978782
>completely incorrect. we learn by far the most about Indrel from her scenes. that you don't care about it is one thing, but they do accomplish what they intend to accomplish.
It is correct, please tell me about scenes where she was involved in a story that did anything remotely interesting, even her crashout was resolved in like 2 pages and slowed down the pace of the comic.
I do not care for the indrei, pretty sure only very small minority of people cares about indrei because they are uninteresting.
>...you do realize that's the point, right?
I very much do and it's annoying and was already done by better writers and in my humble opinion, it never fucking worked for them either.
not dissing the author, the comic is very much up there in story telling quality.
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>>78967251
Yannit, in a muddled and groggy state, is going to run into Brakka and make a friend, blissfully unaware that he's the scav who stabbed her friend
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>>78979491
Ha ha, oh wow. I can see it.
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>>78967251
what is this, it's a new-
> OH SHIT A TRADEMASTER PAGE, RUN AWAY AHHHH

> he is being reasonable (for now)
oh.
all right then.

> they know that the Baxxid proximity is the trigger
great! third Indrel is the charm.
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>>78979491
That reminds me:
> The last comic page featuring Brakka was possibly five years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s
And i say possibly because there's only one page that has the tag for Brakka as a character.

With that said, it would be interesting to know what Brakka has been doing in the days after being thrown by Elim. If he managed to escape the "doing" of his surroundings when he was last seen. (the two human-chasing scavs getting fucked)
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Fug
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>>78978961
>>78978446
Basically my thoughts on the side plot characters nearly down to a T.
>>78978113
They simply aren't interesting enough as a species or culture to have taken up as much space as they have and feel like filler.
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Personally I think the plotline of Kass having to wear the masquerade in the enclave is very interesting, but it's been pretty infrequent (in the sense that it hasn't had an update in a very long time, I know it got a lot of attention early in the comic). I'm really looking forward to some of the patriarchs figuring out something's really wrong with this new scav
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>>78986127
>"Zhat new female born to zhe humans must have autism"
>"What's an autism?"
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>>78829093
pretty much sums up my thoughts on all the worthless side characters (yinglet; derogatory)
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Well goodnight.
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>>78967251
So Ran and the Trademaster go way back then, huh?
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>>78990600
They look to be similar ages. They probably grew up together.
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>>78992747
Seems likely. I wonder how that childhood went.
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>>78986207
>"Like lippie, but less screamy"
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>>78994447
>has never heard of "autistic screeching"
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>>78971822
I think anon meant to say "whore's house".
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>>78986127
I feel like most of them will just find Kass's "eccentricities" hot.
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All of Kass's assertiveness will activate some dormant kink in the enclave yinglets. Either the desire for a female to boss them around who isn't the matriarch or the desire to have strong younglets.
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yinglet with a hat
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bludgeon yinglets with a baseball bat
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rape yinglets
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