haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78880176/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
:P
i got so horny last thread that i was seriously considering texting one of my buddies from university to fuck me. i felt like a cat in heat. thankfully i wossed to some porn and feel better now
>>78891234rather strange shape for a pobbum
i made zero friends in university
>>78891320get a hold of yourself possy
>>78891367srimp
the masculine urge to be a cute furry girl
>>78891502i must be very masculine then
blargh!(there are NO days until halloween…because it is CANCELLED!!! no candy or pumpkin vibes for anyposs! muhahah!!)ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷWARNING: OUR SYSTEMS HAVE FLAGGED THAT THIS POST MAY HAVE BEEN MADE BY A HALLOWEEN IMPOSSTER. PLEASE DISREGARD ANY INFORMATION PREVIOUSLY PROVIDED. ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
im bat
if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with moderate to severe femininity you may be entitled to a cash settlement
>>78891371i mean hes not really my friend, the moment either of us drops out / graduates we wont hear from each other ever again, but its nice to talk to him about random bullshit like assignments and labs. he would also be a good boyfriend to me, but alas he has a girlfriend and is like 90% straight. i dont know how im gonna find friends after i get my degree>inb4 you wont>>78891403i did but i might start taking fiber again and ride my dildo in a few days, though i would really want to feel what a real wosser feels like>>78891521i wont be doing anything for halloween either way. i wont even rewatch the ed edd n eddy halloween special like i think i will
>>78891551can i get compensated for being gross and ugly
>>78891551god i wish i had severe femininity
>>78891601i can give you a couple dollars for a candy bar okay sweety?
>>78891619can i buy cigarettes with it insteadand maybe a coke
>>78891639no >_<
>>78891557>i almost texted him to fuck me>he has a girlfriendopen relationship or are you the homebreakerbussy?
i need to become marginally more attractive but being a drunk lazy do nothing just feels a little cooler
>>78891664why not
>>78891668home breaker i kinda like the idea of outfucking a straight guys girlfriend like im outracing a rival racer in need for speed most wanted 2005 and taking his car iykyk
>>78891736how does that not bother you at all that you want to ruin another guys relationship for personal gain?
>>78891831i mean i never actually did it so i have nothing to feel bad about, i probably would feel bad afterwords if i actually did. you know how fetishes feel different to you when you fantasize about them vs when you actually do themalso its called homewrecker
>>78891547say the line, batrick!
>>78891859yea i’m ntp that you’re replying to but instead the one that originally asked. i wouldn’t go through with it in real life personally because cheating for the most part makes me sad. but in fantasy it is kinda neat. also i know the term i just wanted something to be alliterative with uhhhhh bussy
>>78891893bleh
>>78891859i don't know poss there's a lot of things i haven't done that i've felt bad about even thinking ofbut i suppose we have different thought processesplease don't ever do that though
>>78891681because youd be breaking a federal law to use the candy car money to buy not candy bars
>>78892010not if you gave the money to me and said i could buy cigarettes and a coke with it. thats why i was asking permission
>>78892039sorry im just a law enforcer i dont give the money away you will have to wait for him to come back
>>78891994YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ˶ ˃ ᗜ ˂ ˵ )
its tough being the only fox with any dignity
>>78892097Only had 2 or 3 partners this week?
>>78892085derp
>>78892097sure buddy show hole
>>78892182shit...
is it weird to collect condoms
>>78892224theres an important distinction here that informs my answer..
>>78892224how much cum is in them
i wish possums were real
when the pbf says something that completely deflates the lust of the moment
>>78892379can you post an example please
>>78892379>"so you know how the gamecube release of sonic adventure 1 completely fucked up most of the visual effects from the original dreamcast version?"
>>78892432yes and i know the best way to play sa1 nowadays is to play the steam version with dc restoration mods can i suck your dick now
*plays the spelunky theme on my horn while 100 batrick pngs fly forth overhead*
>>78892600wait i thought i was the one sucking dick
when the pbf is also a bottom
>>78892634heartbreak moment
69
i woke up 4 hours ago but then i had a leg cramp so i went back to sleepnow it's the afternoon
>>78892788flaccid 69... eh, could still be fun
>>78891521i dont celebrate holidays anyway
>>788928354 hours ago was also after noon...
>>78892881man… dang… damn… i get hard just thinking about a 69
my filter list is starting to look like flist haha /wossed//condom//tranny//trannies//butthole//pbf//blowjob//anal//penises//penis//diapers//queer//relationship//poops//yeen//trans//kiss//wosser//sex//cum//mounted//fuck//whypipo//cock//girlcock//nipples//smalldom//nigger//kike//anuses//butt//bf//pee//pgf//groomed//horny//onahole//dick//urge//femininity//divine//feminine/
>>78892932you forgot dad and daddy
>>78892932why is divine there
>>78892978divine feminism cultists
>>78892932funny you filter people but still crave theor attention
>>78892996looks like he just filters all the sex posts
>>78892918to me it was the flaccid part
>>78893008yet he makes us hear about him fucking dogs all day, curious...
>>78892932holy shit this morning i wossed so hard into a condom i found under my bed. outside my apartment i now have not just one street tranny but multiple trannies trying to get in my butthole. none of them are pbf material but they do give a goodblowjob and let me do anal. all of their penises are much bigger than my penisso i’m worried about needing diapers. but i’m not queer because it would never be a relationship… alright this isn’t fun anymore. *poops yeen*
did somebody say yeen poop?
filter this cute lizard
>>78893120my life is so janitor giraffe coded
>>78892964added
>>78893168who will you talk to once you filter us all?
>>78893135art is fine
>>78893120whats the point of posting this? its not shocking anyone, we're on /trash/, poss
how come as soon as i decide to shave my dick and ass and shower someone uses up all the hot water in my building
>>78893213some people might be like me and wont be shocked, but intrigued...
>>78893201i talk to myself the same way i muttered to myself while pacing
>>78893248sounds pointless but you to you senpai
>>78892932Just wossed up in the condom, gotta tranny tranniesI don't know, butthole today seems kinda oddNo barkin' from the pbf, no blowjobAnd anal cooked the penises with no penisI got my diapers on, but didn't queer outFinally got a relationship from a girl I wanna poops outHooked it up for yeen as I trans the doorThinkin', "Will I live another kiss-wosser?"I gotta sex 'cause I got me a cum-topAnd if I mounted the switch, I can fuck the ass whypipoHad to cock at a red girlcockLookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sightAnd nipples is alrightI got a smalldom from Kim, and she can nigger all kikeCalled up the anuses and I'm butt' y'all"Which park are y'all playin' basketball?"Get me bf pee court and I'm pgfLast week, groomed around and got a horny-onaholeFreakin' dick urge way like MJI can't believe femininity was a divine feminine
>>78893285great post friend
i'm so out of shape and gained so much weight this year i want to kms every time i see an old photo of myself or a current photo of myself or myself in the mirror or just generally have to perceive myself. i genuinely just considered ozempic but i have no health insurance. i cant believe i let myself get this out of shape in a matter of months
i have no right to be depressed
>>78893351thanks friend
>>78893285record a rap poss its easy. this one was from january and made in like 40 mins https://voca.ro/1d9AQNXdKdH2
>>78893513ferks for the last time no one wants to hear it!
>>78893513aa u i cant sing that its too embarassing
>>78893577
this is a funeral pyre to the old world
>>78893750tell me the truth, are you the filtermeanie
i'm trans
>>78893956i've seen what makes you cheer
>>78893966prove it
>what is haha?this is a funeral pyre
>>78894018*rolls my eyes and makes a jerking off mtion with my hand*
>>78893398why not
>>78894052that doesn't make me cheer
boys are better at cooking cleaning and sexing
well im officially fat. gotta start exercising
>>78894086i cant clean
>>78894105its ok i can clean
>>78894127are you boys?
it doesnt matter to me anymore
>>78894099yes
>>78894105you're still better at it than a girl
me i like possmy biba my poss
RIDING RIDING RIDING AROUND ON MY LITTLE WHITE POSSY THATS HOW WE GET DOWN
here i go in my gay little car
>>78893791no
joining ice immediately so I can get a irl halo warthog
horse girl is forever cemented in my mind ass "bf is mad at me" music because he would put it on when he drove me home
>>78894742omg why was he mad at you
>>78894753dumb fights, me being an asshole, etcit's all over now so w/e
>>78894773how did it end
>>78894781that pony left for greener pastures
>>78894773one last argument and then him declaring he didn't want to be in a relationship that argued this often and that we worried too much about what each other would do
>>78894814>>78894781fuck
>>78894804i wish, he still wants to be friends and he's helping me get my shit together because i'm pathetic
>>78894842may it work and you both end up happier and in better places for it
>>78894842beg him to love you again
>>78894842say you changed and that you'll be much nicer and kinder this time and then actually do that
>>78894706i'd do it but running 1.5 miles in 14 minutes is hardthey should get rid of that and just give every ice agent some roller blades or somethingthen again i cant really roller blade so...
>>78894990>>78895005i don't think that would work, despite what you might think he's not into pathetic desperationdespite trying to change it never was enough i'll just look elsewhere i guess
if you are reading this post, i am already dead i have handcuffed myself to battrick's dumbbells (20lbs, too heavy for me to lift) and have taken a massive dose of melatoninwhen the moon rises, he will awaken and see my sleeping body, leaving him no choice but to give into his urges and feast upon my bloodi will be one with him for eterni
>>78895019if they changed to skate them i would skate
WARNINGto all possums, please beware, critter time has been extended for halloween. it will start at 11pm tonight and end at 4am on november 1stplease stay safe and AVOID m
>>78895422what does this mean for those of us who love critter time and perhaps even identify as a critter
>>78894411you just got 1 respect point back
i've lost it all
ghosting my pbf who loves me a lot and cherishes me and loves me because i dont deserve his lovejust grabbing all my things and leaving after he goes to work one day, no note or anything because i dont want to worry him
me when its dark and scary in the house and in life and no one is here to help
fingies…
no sleeves today….
>>78895530it means th
>>78895642poss???….poss?!???
why do my hands and feet sweat so muchso annoying
>>78895698haha, oh yeah? damn. that must be annoying lmao. post your feet [soles] so we can all have a laugh
>>78895698>feet sweatmmf
>>78895802they're reserved for my pbf
peetbf
>>78895619that would be extremely worrisome
>>78895619that's kinda shitty, posshe's going to be confused and hurt and worried anyway
really cold pbf x really warm pbfi think id rather be the cold one so he ccould warm me up all the time..
i don't know what it is about me today but i'm unusually like really fucking sad and depressed and lonely today and i really fucking hate it
im out here photographing fucking vaporwave album coverscall this shit そ よ 風 と 快 適 さ - w a r m p o s s u m
>>78896145i cant tell if this is chicago or nyc
>>78895943lying faggot
chicago i think
>>78895802that other poss is kinda gatekeeping so here are mine
>>78896087arcanine and lizard pbf
my pbf touched lake michigan and now he's starting to melt into goop what im i supposed to do
>>78896248why a lizard and not an ice type
>>78896294real lizards are cold blooded
>>78896338but arcanines aren't real
making a pilgrimage across the ohio river to see yeen
yeen doesnt live in ohio anymore moron
>>78896366but… i was gonna…..
>>78896492the tiny dragon is me btw
>>78896487i'd go north just to cross the ohio river before going back south, in honor of his hometown of ohio
swimming to africa to see yeen
i can't believe yeen trooned out
>>78896674what's the punchline
>>78896692yeen trooned out
>>78896710what's the punchline
>>78896723*punches you*
>>78896723*punches line*
>>78896512of course you're the biba
>>78896743now post animated beastiality as a finale
turning yeen into an abusive boyfriend
>>78896782why did you ask for this
>>78896824because you get off on doing what people don't want, for attention. i figured the reverse psychology would prevent it from taking place, actually.
>>78896782yeah uhh i'm not who you think i am sorry
>>78896204cute!
>>78896853yeah uhh i'm not who you think i am either sorry
fucked up
>tfw actually did get groomed and molested by my mother but all it did was make me terrified of being sexualized by anyone ever again
