haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78880176/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
:P
i got so horny last thread that i was seriously considering texting one of my buddies from university to fuck me. i felt like a cat in heat. thankfully i wossed to some porn and feel better now
>>78891234rather strange shape for a pobbum
i made zero friends in university
>>78891320get a hold of yourself possy
>>78891367srimp
the masculine urge to be a cute furry girl
>>78891502i must be very masculine then
blargh!(there are NO days until halloween…because it is CANCELLED!!! no candy or pumpkin vibes for anyposs! muhahah!!)ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷWARNING: OUR SYSTEMS HAVE FLAGGED THAT THIS POST MAY HAVE BEEN MADE BY A HALLOWEEN IMPOSSTER. PLEASE DISREGARD ANY INFORMATION PREVIOUSLY PROVIDED. ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
im bat
if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with moderate to severe femininity you may be entitled to a cash settlement
>>78891371i mean hes not really my friend, the moment either of us drops out / graduates we wont hear from each other ever again, but its nice to talk to him about random bullshit like assignments and labs. he would also be a good boyfriend to me, but alas he has a girlfriend and is like 90% straight. i dont know how im gonna find friends after i get my degree>inb4 you wont>>78891403i did but i might start taking fiber again and ride my dildo in a few days, though i would really want to feel what a real wosser feels like>>78891521i wont be doing anything for halloween either way. i wont even rewatch the ed edd n eddy halloween special like i think i will
>>78891551can i get compensated for being gross and ugly
>>78891551god i wish i had severe femininity
>>78891601i can give you a couple dollars for a candy bar okay sweety?
>>78891619can i buy cigarettes with it insteadand maybe a coke
>>78891639no >_<
>>78891557>i almost texted him to fuck me>he has a girlfriendopen relationship or are you the homebreakerbussy?
i need to become marginally more attractive but being a drunk lazy do nothing just feels a little cooler
>>78891664why not
>>78891668home breaker i kinda like the idea of outfucking a straight guys girlfriend like im outracing a rival racer in need for speed most wanted 2005 and taking his car iykyk
>>78891736how does that not bother you at all that you want to ruin another guys relationship for personal gain?
>>78891831i mean i never actually did it so i have nothing to feel bad about, i probably would feel bad afterwords if i actually did. you know how fetishes feel different to you when you fantasize about them vs when you actually do themalso its called homewrecker
>>78891547say the line, batrick!
>>78891859yea i’m ntp that you’re replying to but instead the one that originally asked. i wouldn’t go through with it in real life personally because cheating for the most part makes me sad. but in fantasy it is kinda neat. also i know the term i just wanted something to be alliterative with uhhhhh bussy
>>78891893bleh
>>78891859i don't know poss there's a lot of things i haven't done that i've felt bad about even thinking ofbut i suppose we have different thought processesplease don't ever do that though
>>78891681because youd be breaking a federal law to use the candy car money to buy not candy bars
>>78892010not if you gave the money to me and said i could buy cigarettes and a coke with it. thats why i was asking permission
>>78892039sorry im just a law enforcer i dont give the money away you will have to wait for him to come back
>>78891994YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ˶ ˃ ᗜ ˂ ˵ )
its tough being the only fox with any dignity
>>78892097Only had 2 or 3 partners this week?
>>78892085derp
>>78892097sure buddy show hole
>>78892182shit...
is it weird to collect condoms
>>78892224theres an important distinction here that informs my answer..
>>78892224how much cum is in them
i wish possums were real
when the pbf says something that completely deflates the lust of the moment
>>78892379can you post an example please
>>78892379>"so you know how the gamecube release of sonic adventure 1 completely fucked up most of the visual effects from the original dreamcast version?"
>>78892432yes and i know the best way to play sa1 nowadays is to play the steam version with dc restoration mods can i suck your dick now
*plays the spelunky theme on my horn while 100 batrick pngs fly forth overhead*
>>78892600wait i thought i was the one sucking dick
when the pbf is also a bottom
>>78892634heartbreak moment
69
i woke up 4 hours ago but then i had a leg cramp so i went back to sleepnow it's the afternoon
>>78892788flaccid 69... eh, could still be fun
>>78891521i dont celebrate holidays anyway
>>788928354 hours ago was also after noon...
>>78892881man… dang… damn… i get hard just thinking about a 69
my filter list is starting to look like flist haha /wossed//condom//tranny//trannies//butthole//pbf//blowjob//anal//penises//penis//diapers//queer//relationship//poops//yeen//trans//kiss//wosser//sex//cum//mounted//fuck//whypipo//cock//girlcock//nipples//smalldom//nigger//kike//anuses//butt//bf//pee//pgf//groomed//horny//onahole//dick//urge//femininity//divine//feminine/
>>78892932you forgot dad and daddy
>>78892932why is divine there
>>78892978divine feminism cultists
>>78892932funny you filter people but still crave theor attention
>>78892996looks like he just filters all the sex posts
>>78892918to me it was the flaccid part
>>78893008yet he makes us hear about him fucking dogs all day, curious...
>>78892932holy shit this morning i wossed so hard into a condom i found under my bed. outside my apartment i now have not just one street tranny but multiple trannies trying to get in my butthole. none of them are pbf material but they do give a goodblowjob and let me do anal. all of their penises are much bigger than my penisso i’m worried about needing diapers. but i’m not queer because it would never be a relationship… alright this isn’t fun anymore. *poops yeen*
did somebody say yeen poop?
filter this cute lizard
>>78893120my life is so janitor giraffe coded
>>78892964added
>>78893168who will you talk to once you filter us all?
>>78893135art is fine
>>78893120whats the point of posting this? its not shocking anyone, we're on /trash/, poss
how come as soon as i decide to shave my dick and ass and shower someone uses up all the hot water in my building
>>78893213some people might be like me and wont be shocked, but intrigued...
>>78893201i talk to myself the same way i muttered to myself while pacing
>>78893248sounds pointless but you to you senpai
>>78892932Just wossed up in the condom, gotta tranny tranniesI don't know, butthole today seems kinda oddNo barkin' from the pbf, no blowjobAnd anal cooked the penises with no penisI got my diapers on, but didn't queer outFinally got a relationship from a girl I wanna poops outHooked it up for yeen as I trans the doorThinkin', "Will I live another kiss-wosser?"I gotta sex 'cause I got me a cum-topAnd if I mounted the switch, I can fuck the ass whypipoHad to cock at a red girlcockLookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sightAnd nipples is alrightI got a smalldom from Kim, and she can nigger all kikeCalled up the anuses and I'm butt' y'all"Which park are y'all playin' basketball?"Get me bf pee court and I'm pgfLast week, groomed around and got a horny-onaholeFreakin' dick urge way like MJI can't believe femininity was a divine feminine
>>78893285great post friend
i'm so out of shape and gained so much weight this year i want to kms every time i see an old photo of myself or a current photo of myself or myself in the mirror or just generally have to perceive myself. i genuinely just considered ozempic but i have no health insurance. i cant believe i let myself get this out of shape in a matter of months
i have no right to be depressed
>>78893351thanks friend
>>78893285record a rap poss its easy. this one was from january and made in like 40 mins https://voca.ro/1d9AQNXdKdH2
>>78893513ferks for the last time no one wants to hear it!
>>78893513aa u i cant sing that its too embarassing
>>78893577
this is a funeral pyre to the old world
>>78893750tell me the truth, are you the filtermeanie
i'm trans
>>78893956i've seen what makes you cheer
>>78893966prove it
>what is haha?this is a funeral pyre
>>78894018*rolls my eyes and makes a jerking off mtion with my hand*
>>78893398why not
>>78894052that doesn't make me cheer
boys are better at cooking cleaning and sexing
well im officially fat. gotta start exercising
>>78894086i cant clean
>>78894105its ok i can clean
>>78894127are you boys?
it doesnt matter to me anymore
>>78894099yes
>>78894105you're still better at it than a girl
me i like possmy biba my poss
RIDING RIDING RIDING AROUND ON MY LITTLE WHITE POSSY THATS HOW WE GET DOWN
here i go in my gay little car
>>78893791no
joining ice immediately so I can get a irl halo warthog
horse girl is forever cemented in my mind ass "bf is mad at me" music because he would put it on when he drove me home
>>78894742omg why was he mad at you
>>78894753dumb fights, me being an asshole, etcit's all over now so w/e
>>78894773how did it end
>>78894781that pony left for greener pastures
>>78894773one last argument and then him declaring he didn't want to be in a relationship that argued this often and that we worried too much about what each other would do
>>78894814>>78894781fuck
>>78894804i wish, he still wants to be friends and he's helping me get my shit together because i'm pathetic
>>78894842may it work and you both end up happier and in better places for it
>>78894842beg him to love you again
>>78894842say you changed and that you'll be much nicer and kinder this time and then actually do that
>>78894706i'd do it but running 1.5 miles in 14 minutes is hardthey should get rid of that and just give every ice agent some roller blades or somethingthen again i cant really roller blade so...
>>78894990>>78895005i don't think that would work, despite what you might think he's not into pathetic desperationdespite trying to change it never was enough i'll just look elsewhere i guess
if you are reading this post, i am already dead i have handcuffed myself to battrick's dumbbells (20lbs, too heavy for me to lift) and have taken a massive dose of melatoninwhen the moon rises, he will awaken and see my sleeping body, leaving him no choice but to give into his urges and feast upon my bloodi will be one with him for eterni
>>78895019if they changed to skate them i would skate
WARNINGto all possums, please beware, critter time has been extended for halloween. it will start at 11pm tonight and end at 4am on november 1stplease stay safe and AVOID m
>>78895422what does this mean for those of us who love critter time and perhaps even identify as a critter
>>78894411you just got 1 respect point back
i've lost it all
ghosting my pbf who loves me a lot and cherishes me and loves me because i dont deserve his lovejust grabbing all my things and leaving after he goes to work one day, no note or anything because i dont want to worry him
me when its dark and scary in the house and in life and no one is here to help
fingies…
no sleeves today….
>>78895530it means th
>>78895642poss???….poss?!???
why do my hands and feet sweat so muchso annoying
>>78895698haha, oh yeah? damn. that must be annoying lmao. post your feet [soles] so we can all have a laugh
>>78895698>feet sweatmmf
>>78895802they're reserved for my pbf
peetbf
>>78895619that would be extremely worrisome
>>78895619that's kinda shitty, posshe's going to be confused and hurt and worried anyway
really cold pbf x really warm pbfi think id rather be the cold one so he ccould warm me up all the time..
i don't know what it is about me today but i'm unusually like really fucking sad and depressed and lonely today and i really fucking hate it
im out here photographing fucking vaporwave album coverscall this shit そ よ 風 と 快 適 さ - w a r m p o s s u m
>>78896145i cant tell if this is chicago or nyc
>>78895943lying faggot
chicago i think
>>78895802that other poss is kinda gatekeeping so here are mine
>>78896087arcanine and lizard pbf
my pbf touched lake michigan and now he's starting to melt into goop what im i supposed to do
>>78896248why a lizard and not an ice type
>>78896294real lizards are cold blooded
>>78896338but arcanines aren't real
making a pilgrimage across the ohio river to see yeen
yeen doesnt live in ohio anymore moron
>>78896366but… i was gonna…..
>>78896492the tiny dragon is me btw
>>78896487i'd go north just to cross the ohio river before going back south, in honor of his hometown of ohio
swimming to africa to see yeen
i can't believe yeen trooned out
>>78896674what's the punchline
>>78896692yeen trooned out
>>78896710what's the punchline
>>78896723*punches you*
>>78896723*punches line*
>>78896512of course you're the biba
>>78896743now post animated beastiality as a finale
turning yeen into an abusive boyfriend
>>78896782why did you ask for this
>>78896824because you get off on doing what people don't want, for attention. i figured the reverse psychology would prevent it from taking place, actually.
>>78896782yeah uhh i'm not who you think i am sorry
>>78896204cute!
>>78896853yeah uhh i'm not who you think i am either sorry
fucked up
>tfw actually did get groomed and molested by my mother but all it did was make me terrified of being sexualized by anyone ever again
life goes onlong after the thrillof living is gone
uwoooooagh tina belcher my girlcrush ;_;
forcefem (forcing you to feminize me)
force me daddy
force kin wish had back
i wouldnt even know its a holiday unless the normies here kept reminding me haha
>>78898790what holiday im working tomorrow
>>78898790weenless heathen
>>78899003pagan girls be like
>>78899003guy who thinks the mollusk is a bad album
I really don’t think I can last 40-50 more years on this earth
i think i can last 40-50 seconds on bed
I don't really like ween (the band) and a haven't really cared about halloween since I was like 12start diggin in your scut twin
its 10:30pm, i got in an hour agoi just finished eating, im digesting and watching a videomy night is over, i have to be out by 10am tomorrow for workbut whats stopping me from getting dressed and popping into the city for a couple hours and coming back at 2?does my night have to end here? i never asked myself thatalso this new captcha with the lines suck is that why the thread is dead?
>>78898790i'm working tomorrow tooand i'm sickbut there's a sale at the charity bike shop on saturday...$160 BOGO for your pick of old abandoned bicyclesthat's my favorite type of bike ysee
girls we gotta objectify men more
posting my creative works on githubyeah lemme merge this pull request for the new chapter where my self insert and my imaginary pbf go to the park againwait hold on there's an issue that needs to be addressed (not enough art of my pbf)
Why would anyone wanna do unpaid work for any website
>>78899641i could write an epic about it
poopin out eggs
AAAAA i want to kill myself!!!! AAAAAAAA okay i'm okay now
>>78899671ew why would you want poop eggs
>>78899722I do too and I might go through with it
>>78899830you want to kill me too...?
>>78899875i will be a loona
>when you're fingering and slurping up your anal discharge then you get diarrhea
what do i do to reprogram my brain so that i like people and doing things with them/being a part of society
is age 30 enlightenment real
>>78900155No. I'm the same mentally buy now my body is breaking down faster.
>>78900155enlightenment is mature for your age for burnouts
>>78900065eat better food
>>78900265bf cooks pretty good for me so i don't think it's that but thanks
he got a bf and still dares to ask for help
>>78891557what is your degree in
>>78900338god forbid a nigga gets a bf and still has problems
>>78900303>has bf that cooks for youwhat more could you want you've already won
>>78900065unfortunately, you're supposed to feel that way. systemically. we all are. it's a way to promote competition over cooperation and force people into the capitalist rat race. the only way to not suffer (or to at least minimize it) is to embrace the race to the bottom and be the exploiter rather than exploited. western societies are all about dominance hierarchies and kill & eat others to survive.the way to reprogram your brain is basically through wilful ignorance and delusion, like christians and republicans and etc.
>>78900434why do people here act like having a bf is a magic cure for mental illness? like yeah he's the best thing in my life but it doesn't mean i go through every day seeing sunshine and rainbows constantly or that the rest of my life doesn't suck shit and make me miserable
>>78900589>>78900574
>>78900589it is a common mistakei found i basically couldn't tell my ex any of the evil little things in my mind and that's probably rightyou have to exorcise your own demons i guess
I want a pp in my butt
i want to put my pp in a butt
>>78900691>>78900698ok now kissy each other
im gonna buy a lot of candy and eat it
>>78900715wait until november and buy a bunch on clearance
>>78900589it's the lonely loser thread and they don't realize having a relationship doesn't fix your issues because they haven't been able to figure that out for themselves yet
>>78900759im nt gonna buy expensive halloween themed candy im ogonna buy regular candy thats expensive because of the inflation
pee pee in my butt poo poo in my pamps
>>78900691>>78900698>>78900703*mwah**pulls away for a brief moment to leave a saliva string*oh wow haha
i am 28 and have not kissed anyone yet
>>78900920im 30 and same
>>78900932;_;we're gonna make it bro
everyone should kiss everyone else so nobody is kissless I think
>>78900940i dont think i want to make it, yeah it hurts to not be a normal person but thats not unique to metheres a lot worse off than never knowing what a kiss or romance is like
>>78900955yeah everybody kiss and then i'll stick my dick in betwe-okay hold on i need to relax
>>78900955no one would ever want to kiss me
>>78901014I love silly posses that say false things! *kisses you*
the fox and the sour rapes
alright everyone kiss your screen on 3… 2…>>78901212mmmmmmm zour pach kids
>>78901280phone now turns off at almost full charge for some reason as if the battery was dead so i can only use it while charging
didnt mean to reply sorry im stupid
>>78901280The gas station sells these
>>78901410the green one lookin a big zesty
just came back from a late night thing at a science museum and they showed a giant theater movie about wildlife rescue and they had a ton of close up footage of possums and bibas and raccoons and it was fantastic and they also gave out free packs of sour patch kids then i got back home and parked and got out and heard a noise and it was a hole in my tire that was leaking air and i dont have any patching stuff so tomorrow morning i get to wake up to a flat tire but at least I got to see incredibly close up footage of baby pimbos
Today im gonna feel stressed while eating dinner and then run to the attic and pretend im not home
>>78901459oh so youve got a car? like youve got a drivers licence?
>>78901280ummm sorry im late *mwah*
>>78901463strangely and sadly relatable
haha i got you all i put my cock and balls on my phone
>>78901481yeah i got it a couple of years ago
>>78901426yellow definitely having a bad time
>>78901509you do know a lot of posses would happily kiss your cock and balls right? this place is full of desperate lonely bottoms
>>78901605haha yeah
>>78901509show me your cock.
>>78901605no this thread is full of people who believe nobody ever could or would love or touch or talk to them
>>78901675yeah thats true too
i believe i will top a bottom tomorrow
>>78901809didn't ask
>>78901809have fun batrick
>>78901822you didnt have to
gives me insurmountable gender dysphoria
>>78901997you know you can pretend to be a furry girl online
>>78901997same...
>>78901997what do you mean
I believe you should be straight and like girls this halloween
>>78902037>posts 3 gay women
I believe you should be trans and be girls this halloween
>>78902037i don't like girlsi don't like boysi like penis, it's different
>>78902037why do you believe that?
>>78901280wait a second sorry i missed it!!! can i try again?
i have a halloween party i don't want to go to tomorrow
I'm just gonna stay home and watch Halloween with pbfbut we can't drink cause he has work in the morning
happy halloween possieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Tt3-d394w
can you believe it guyshalloweenjust a week away
>>78902371god i really need to play subnautica again. i never played super far but i hope it's fun and cool and spookey
>>78901459poss i wish i could fix your tire (i dont know anything about cars at all) and also have gone to the event and pointed at all the aminals and said “thats you” over and over
>>78899549>but whats stopping me from getting dressed and popping into the city for a couple hours and coming back at 2?does my night have to end here? i never asked myself thati read that part of your post and then thought of the chorus of that new Halloween song (https://youtu.be/SEFLqXCiXgQ) and got a little ping of sublime joy in my chest thank you for doing that for me somehow raccy
>>78902454me when raccy posts (the present is his posts) (im the kitty)
>>78902468kitty.....
need a costume that can be assembled quickly with stuff i have around the house that plays well to gay people
>>78902542man who is naked
>>78902553im not hot enough to pull that one off
>>78902557man who is almost naked
>>78902568i'm especially not hot enough for that
>>78902542go as ian brutalmoose and bring a bag of weird candy to taste test throughout the party (also have some sounds cued up to play like a soundboard)
>>78902579you can be. you will be.
>>78902581key to this one btw is if people dont like your costume you can make them feel bad for not understanding the nods to YTP stuff and early youtube culture
meeting a gay couple and being like so which one of you is the ian brutalmoose and which one is the mj
>>78902581i don't know who that is well enough to want to dress as him
hi guys
>>78902662hi
>>78902662wassup
>>78902681hello>>78902706chilling
>>78902662>>78902765shut the fuck up
sex wont fill the void possesim sorry and thank you
hi gu>>78902808nvm
>>78902829what will
>>78902765funny little guy
