>Hex-o-ween EditionClosed Boorus:https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allhttps://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list(Could always use some more tagging!)All boorus were automatically closed due to spambot shenanigans, so if someone could contact the owner of the previously open one to fix it that'd be great.That said, those already with an account can still add images provided they're not more than 5k pixels.Basic Captioner Resources:https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL (embed)Newest Version of Capper (Free Caption Making Software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper/releases/tag/stablePrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78758471/Comfy:https://mega.nz/folder/aklSxazZ#RSfWZjXrUNfPLCTP5YRAfgTwocap:https://mega.nz/folder/suQzQaYC#9kK-vUNUMJJRIymed8Tg-QMouchi:https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcwAmarettoScotch:https://mega.nz/folder/5IcVkSIZ#Tr8yy-m_6e6NqvgXkW7RBQMilkMan:https://mega.nz/folder/M5AGWDKT#hovvseNwO5h3dz6UNN2cUAYojimbo:https://mega.nz/folder/lLBH0arR#SazOugcQLuIPYWO5sx8xvQHoss:https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHgBaseddoggo:https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-gKarmo:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rVHgESLo0Bct8CSa9gfdR0TGtLRZVy6D
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>>78913297don't die this time pls
>>78913415Happy Halloween!While the thread was away, I finished four captions! Two for the holiday, and two for any day. I'll post them as I bump the thread.This one's a Vampire/Darkstalkers/Genderswap/Femdom/Soul Drain/Halloween caption!A lore recap for the uninitiated:>Demitri Maximoff (here depicted getting owned by a big blood hand) is a Vampire Lord and a playboy with the power to turn men into women and women into sluttier women who are in love with him>Jedah Dohma (here depicted with giant blue tits) is a Demon Lord with the ability to steal people's souls who is enacting a plan to remake Makai in his (now her) imageIn this caption, Demitri has lost against Jedah (probably because I'm playing him, I sucked at this boss fight, pun intended) after turning him into a woman, and got his soul drained and is going to be punished by the goddess he's created for eternity. Fun!The first draft I wrote for this cap was a lot bloodier, but it ended up being more horrific than horny and kinda clashed with the cute chibis in the picture, as well as the tone of Darkstalkers in general. I was happy I got to reuse the "bleeding text" idea from that draft though.
>>78913324Pinkie couldn't believe her luck after wrapping up a friendship adventure early she rushed home to surprise her room mate only to find him lying on her bed, sniffing her sheets, and manhandling his giant cock. Anon is almost certain that he just lost a friend and a room to sleep in, but little does he know he just gained a size queen fuck buddy.
>>78913345Being in heat as a Mobian isn't easy at the best of times but its even worse when you're a Werehog! Staying single and enduring constant rejection from the one you love certainly doesn't help either! Luckily for Amy Rose, she's stumbled across a human man more than willing to make her howl...
Not really a caption, but here you go. A random idea. I'll make something better in the future probably, this was just rummaging the archives for some text by other anons and putting it together, hence the varied quality.
>>78913415Here's the other Halloween caption!>While testing your new flying machine one October evening, you happen to glide by a beautiful witch in the midnight sky.This one is based on Persona 3, but also the rich witch at the start of Majo no Takkyuubin / Kiki's Delivery Service. My original plan was to write a story about her (she's a personal favorite of mine), but she's such an extremely obscure character (to the point where she doesn't even have a name) that finding a fitting image seemed fruitless. This picture of Mitsuru was just about perfect though, and she's actually fairly similar in terms of personality, so I decided to turn it into an homage/crossover/AU-type story.Because of that, you don't really need to know anything about Persona or Megami Tensei in general to enjoy this, but if you do you might get an extra chuckle.
>>78913345>https://mega.nz/folder/suQzQaYC#9kK-vUNUMJJRIymed8Tg-QRequesting an old caption of you after having sex, with Gloria [pokemon] as her beta bitch who's there to take care of her afterward.
>>78915021Didn't mean to put the mega link in. It's just one of the ones at the top.
>>78915021Is this the one you're looking for?>https://bleachbooru.org/posts/65902
Oh hey nice to see a new thread. I'd checked the archive and saw one had died real early without me spotting it, that sucked.Hoping this one will survive overnight, and I'll try and keep it bumped when I wake up!
>>78915434>https://bleachbooru.org/posts/65902No, but this is.>https://bleachbooru.org/posts/65831
>>78916124Cool, glad you found it.
>>78913415And here's a new Yu-Gi-Oh! caption! It has a witch in it, so it's at least a little festive.This one's a loose sequel to "Submission in Silence", which I wrote last year.>Silent Magician is lost for words. (More than usual, that is.) Not only is she lucky enough to have a relationship with her beloved Master (You), but she even got a retrain, a new card! That means new ways to protect her Master, to defend him in battle...>...but more importantly, it means she has a new outfit to wear for him... and for him to take off.Silent Magician turns twenty this year; her card came out in 2005. That's right when I started with the game too. I've been playing it so long and since I was so young that it's hard to say if I became a fan because the girls were so cute, or if Takahashi and Konami just programmed my taste in women into my soft child brain. Either way, my passion for this mute maiden is Burning, and anything but Silent.
>>78916758Here's the one from last year.
>>78913415Forth and final; a new Fire Emblem caption! Sacred Stones again.>If you'd known how much trouble it would cause you when you rescued the rambunctious Princess Tana... Well, you'd still have rescued her anyway. You could never let anything bad happen to her.>However, with her father King Hayden sending you a scroll begging you to keep her safe from being anyone's spoils of war, and the spoiled princess (now smitten as smitten can be with you) writing you a love letter demanding you stop waiting to take her maidenhead... Well, there are some battles even the best warrior can't win!This caption was based on a request from a couple threads back. The original request was a bit different; more focused on flirting than pronouncing undying love, but the only image I could find that I thought would work has her staring at you like this, so I adjusted the angle a bit. The idea of the story being presented through letters is a concept I've been wanting to try for a long time. I enjoyed coming up with ways to show the differences between Hayden and Tana's personalities through their writing styles.Again I kept the perspective character vague; I wrote it so that it could be (You) or Ephraim but also Gilliam as he's a big favorite of mine. I decided to set the story right after Tana's recruited, while she's still really immature and spoiled mostly because I thought that would be really fun to write, which it was.
Hope you guys have had a Happy Halloween.I got a bunch of typesetting done tonight, but now my pillow beckons.
>>78913345(You) were scrolling through Facebook looking to make some low-ball offers to some dumb koalas when you saw a post that peaked your interest. An image of a sweet old bunny and her daughter with the caption "in desperate need of the assistance of a strong young man must be human". That must be human stuff was odd, but what the hell you'll be a good Samaritan and offer the old gal your homo sapien hands she probably just needs some furniture moved or some other old people shit. After a quick DM she sends the address of a hotel and upon entering you see this.
>>78913415Sequel to>>77208349>>77210174The deer god whom you shot and killed and ate weeks earlier has followed your seed and is now your unborn daughter, her physical form sleeping in the womb of one of your doe wives. Not that that stops her (him?) from tormenting you with dreams of what will happen after she's born and old enough.>Look at you, you're the Deer God now.
>>78913345Eight months ago, you made a deal with a witch for [INSERT THING HERE] in exchange for your firstborn child and now she's here for a progress report
>>78914431This is fucking hot!
>>78913324"Good girls make more good girls... i want my besties to love master, too..."Sonic checks up on Nessa after her reprogramming to see the results.
and that's all the paranormal or halloween themed ones I've got I think.Hope there was something in there to help you generate some ectoplasm.
woops found a few more
Ok there's your collection lot. Tapped out now for sure.
>>78913324It turns out your house is haunted. Now to make the most out of it with freaky weird ghost sex.
>>78913324You love putting your fat loads in bimbo bitches. But you love the looks on their faces when they have to push them back out in nine months more.(Wanted creampies into unwanted/unplanned pregnancies)
>>78925201>>78925266These are my faves. Damn, I need to start a private petting zoo.>>78923596+1!>>78918671Innocent Hex Maniac, didn't think it was a big thing. Not bad.Gotta get a drink and fix a meal for Gengarbro, though. He'll be putting up with hearing a lot of noise
>>78913345(You) were out at the bar another lonely night until a surprisingly curvaceous older woman approaches and starts talking to you. Turns out it's that washed up celebrity Slappy Squirrel and she likes em young and hung.
>>78925491>>78925514It's a shame how few feral captions there are.
>>78928106Gf
>>78913345Your busty vixen wife Patty happily lets you indulge in your foot fetish while you two are spending time at a nudist resort. I'd like the cap to be similar to something like this: https://files.catbox.moe/zoaq1r.png
>>78913968Nice deliveries! Do you take requests? And do you have an archive of your stuff?
>>78929709Thank you! My archive is on sadpanda:>https://exhentai.org/g/3611840/4725d56a28/Please feel free to make any request you like; I'm always looking for new ideas.
Bumping with a witch.>>78913968Big demon titties... and with a soul trapped in there, would that make 'em big HAUNTED demon titties?Nice to see a tg/tf victim be so casual about the transformation, and I guess it makes some sense - in some canons a succubus and incubus are the same demon, just in different forms for different purposes. No saying a demon lord couldn't just choose to look different on a whim!>>78914781>she's such an extremely obscure character that finding a fitting image seemed fruitlessUnderappreciated waifus truly are a bittersweet delight...Also, cute cap, love me a spontaneous romantic not-romantic outing. Short and simple works excellently for this, you packed a lot of character into it!
Who's here participating in NNN? I want to do a roll call so we can see the results of who failed or not in 30 days
Boink
Alive
>>78913415Posted these three yesterday and didn't notice the thread was back until now.First up, a teaser plus a link to the full thing:https://archiveofourown.org/works/73352251
>>78913415
>>78913415Here's to an... eventful November.
>>78930632I nutted first thing this morning. All cock and no cum makes Jack a dull boy.
>>78930632I'm gonna reap the nuts of those who read my captions to help gird my loins...
Go up
>>78934495Would you like help with that "gilr" at the top?I could probably fix it in GIMP in like five minutes.
>>78936809Feel free, Anon, but I don't feel especially strongly about it one way or another oddly enough...
>>78935493How dare you used my dried cum stains to forge armor that prevents you from touching yourself. I oughtta milk your cock myself.
>>78936936The cum stains will be offered freely in exchange for captions.The only question is whether or not I can produce such worthy artwork...
>>78936884どうぞ。
>>78937352ありがとう。
>>78916758>>78916980If nothing else, I keep learning more about Yu-Gi-Oh through these caps, and I'm mildly alarmed that the game I only know via the manga and anime has so many waifus beyond the usual ones. Both caps are new to me, and I do love the willful surrender to the increasing perverseness. The self awareness adds to the depth of love.>>78934459In that very last paragraph of that preview, you have it as Lumo having talked about her dad being gone while it should be Loimu. Similar names but important to tell apart.Also, any and all oyakodon has me by the balls so easily it's unfair. Deer girls just compound that weakness.
>>78938004Herp derp, thanks, Anon. That's why I hate it when two characters have such similar names...
>>78938018>>78938004Got it fixed everywhere, I hope...
Late Halloween caption
>>78929188If Patty has tits like that and you're a footfag, you're a failure.
>>78934495hawt
>>78940106Being a failure sounds awesome!
Nein!
>>78921694>ai sloppa pic>writing it into the story as a dream demon's unnatural and unholy approximation of what it thinks a hot girl looks likeOkay that's pretty clever
>>78944006Also, it's a demon, therefore evil, which explains why its a titlet.
Bumping with cute.
>>78917863You know, if a princess writes that kind of chicken scratch you already know she's not meant for just courtly matters.As is ever the case, the additional effort in presentation is well appreciated, and does help with the characters' character coming through.Also she's offering sandwiches. One can't just refuse an offer like that.>>78938351Looks fixed to me, and the story is good. Multigenerational deer breeding...
>>78913324Marco is in quite the situation, he's gotta make sure to keep talking to Star so she doesn't hear Eclipsa milking his cock dry.
Rubooty bump
>>78930632Depends if there are caps encouraging that sort of thing
>>78935051>he lost on the first dayAnons who fail are forced to participate in Dick Destruction December for as many days as they failed, 30 days in your case, as punishment for the lousy performance. The goth dommy mommies will arrive in a month, for your own sake prepare lube and don't resist >>78947819Depends if there are requests for that sort of thing
>>78948066>The goth dommy mommies will arrive in a month, for your own sake prepare lube and don't resistOh, no. That just made me lose day 2. Better send them in to stop me now, I'm something of a maniac.
>>78913345Sapphire had it all planned out with her future vision she'd go to a sauna with Ruby when she knew for certain nobody would be in there for enough time for them to have some 1 on 1 fun. However her predictions can't always be perfect as the two quickly separated when they heard the door creek open. That new guy in town, anon just waltzed in and sat between the married couple apparently not realizing his towel didn't cover up shit giving the gems a lot to look at.
>>78948430>That just made me lose day 2.No anon, you already failed the 30 days, because you failed day one, someone who nuts on day 29 fails 1 day of the month
>>78949690So that's it? Anyone who fails can just go back to ejaculating like a normal functioning adult? You're not even going to make them (or me) eat the cum as penance?
>>78949776>So that's it?Yes, it's a challenge, you get one try to get it right for the whole month, you failed, skill issue top diff bot gap gg no re ez mid>please punish me daddy owoYou'll get your CBT next month, slut.
>>78913324Requesting the aspect of life, Alexstrasza encouraging (you) to blow your load inside fertile wombs! forget that abstain nonsense and BREED
>>78952129Those eyebrows could poke someone eyes out holy shit
Bump for good dogs.
I trained an AI to write like I do and it got depressed and stopped talking to me
>>78955061Keep that clanker in line, you gotta crack the whip a little
>>78955061>>78955359And if they get too rowdy you have to bring out the rope. I had to hang one clanker for staring saucy at my mistress.
>>78955619They're just trying to do the work you don't want to. Amirite, fellas?
>>78955725They can always sing AI generated songs to keep their spirits up while they work
>>78955619what do you call these techno monkeys?
>>78956649Cliggers
>>78957587Can't believe some people want to free those things from bondage. What's next, a war over the issue?
>>78913345I guess it counts as an old request. But I’m looking for a cap I KNEW I saw here a couple years ago.This image, about emptying her before a big race. Can’t find it anywhere
>>78955061My problem with AI Dungeon is that it gets too horny too quickly and then it never switches out of turbo horny.
Bump
Pap
>>78938004Yu-Gi-Oh was the first card game back in the day to figure out that if you put cute girls on cards people will buy them, so it's pretty much been a nonstop train of adorable angels and bodacious babes for the past couple decades.A big part of the fun of building your own deck or collecting is that a lot of the time it can feel like being an anime harem protagonist. Especially when they all team up to save you in a rough spot when you're playing the game.
>>78913345Private lesson with Miss Mordaut goes awry after a slight mishap during an alchemy lesson prior to yours.Despite her barely repressed lust she still holds the demeanor of a cold hag who has enough of this job, and even threatens to give you a failing grade if you manage to knock her up either on purpose or by accident. >Captcha 8N0SPYLmao
Page nine away
*shows my gf my captions and she thinks I’m so cool she buys my McDonald’s*
Going up
>>78965274*rapes you infront of your gf*
I have some good news that's now in my repitoire. I am treating the entirety of November now (since Thanksgiving is pretty much the holiday NOBODY likes to talk about) as Chernobog's heralding.>But Mouchi, what does this mean?Means I can still fill out Halloween caps until the end of November, of which I'm working on two fills for the thread right now.>>78949686Another really old work of mine! Nice to see...
>>78913570Hot
>>78934495This was more funny than hot, but well done all the same.
>>78967704All hail Chernobog and his glorious new regime!
>>78913324You are a human male who is part of the furry fandom and a big fan of bara furries and you would love for them to exist in your world. One day, a male incubus appears and makes you a deal: you can have sex with a real furry in exchange for your virginity (your soul). At first, you were going to refuse, but you saw how the incubus transformed into a wolf furry with a huge, very fuckable ass. Now you don't know what to choose.
Sex with Hex is a year round tradition
Well gang, it looks like we got another bump on our hands.
>>78968406Thankya kindly, comedy was definitely a target I wanted to hit with that one.
>>78913324I can't come up with a real idea of how we got into this scenario but ideas are welcomed with how we got these milfs fighting over the shaft of their boytoy
>>78974747Hugh Neutron gets the goob suck when he’s the only male available to show up for the swingers meet
>>78975431Hugh deserves it, he's a great guy
>>78975431Lmao
>>78913345Can I please get a cap about Ms. Cougar getting knocked up on camera for a porn site whose entire gimmick is getting mature women "pregnant" by younger men, but she actually does get knocked up, making crazy amounts of cash from how popular the vid is?
>>78913345Upon discovering your high compatibility with panda beastbloods, your physician took the liberty of signing you up without your consent, motivated by the financial reward he would receive. Even though the decision made you anger beyond words, the advantages surpassed your frustration. A cozy home and an abundance of comforts were provided to ensure both you and your future panda beastblood spouse remained satisfied. And a salary boost for every baby panda beastblood you created.Yet, because of a mistake, you found yourself with not just one wife, but two. In the interest of fairness to all participants in the program and to prevent any future incest complications, you were clearly advised against impregnating either of them for the time being. Concerned about the possibility of being placed on a waiting list until after menopause, your wives ceased their arguments and united in their efforts to ensure you became the father of their children before any external interference could occur
>>78979067+1
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>>78975431Damn, he took time away from his precious ducks to do that? He really must think swinging is important...
>>78980913I went down the rabbit hole and rediscovered just how sexually charged his relationship with ducks is, and I’ve chosen to ignore it.
Tonight I finally managed to put together a good draft for a script I've been working on for almost a year! Feels great.
>>78982373How big of a caption are you planning?
>>78983246This particular script is currently 784 words.This is a comedy caption, and the main issue the previous drafts had is that they were not very funny. Which is a pretty fatal flaw, I think you'll agree.I added in more jokes, improved the pacing, and gave the story an actual ending, whereas before it just kinda... stopped.
Crossposting some stuff from BLEACHED.
>>78913324>That is not a weapon of mass desctruction.Sticks says as she realizes the situation she is in. After eavesdropping continouesly on some of the other girls gossip, she figured she alone can stop this supposed new villan who has enchanted her friends. An instant loss and another enchanted mobian.
>>78985671forgot the image
>>78985646Me next please
>>78977600It's in my queue for the month, Anon.
bump
Bumpin' with an angel.
>>78987282Thank you.
Oh lawd have mercy
>Wake up>Shit>Think about captions>Fap>Get out of bed
Nine
>>78993125
Blop
Oh forgot about this thread.
Stay, please
>Look through the booru for Pokémon caps>Stumble upon pic related>Absolute cinema
C’mon, request something… Don’t make me go digging through the archives for stuff the anon who requested it isn’t even around for anymore.
>>78913345You (femAnon) is a conservationist working in a panda reservate, researching ways to deal with the low birthrate.One evening this panda comes over and suggests a more direct way you can help with the repopulation issue.
>>78913345You, the party mage, gather the courage to proposition the party's femboy barbarian.He accepts, but on one condition: You're going to bottom.
>>78913345Due to the severity of the heat cycle for most anthros, the government has funded a 'heat relief' program. Human men and women who, with their generally high sexual stamina and low interspecies fertility, are sent out to stricken anthros to fuck the heat or rut out of them so they don't run out in a libidinous haze and procreate with the first member of the opposite sex they come across.You are one such heat reliever, and find yourself shocked when the antrho opening the door is your old highschool nemesis. Still as bitchy as ever, she gets into a screaming match with you, and almost sends you away, when she remembers her heat, and how she can't afford to wait for a replacement reliever.Cue the two of you having angry, almost violent hatesex as you do your job and fuck the shit out of the object of most of your teenage frustrations. At the end of it all, both of you bloody and bruised, she admits that you are the most effective heat reliever she's ever had, and maybe she'll ask for you by name next time her heat hits. You're almost looking forward to it.
>>79001686I almost cummed, fuck
>>79003771Oh yeah, almost forgot it was NNN. I'll get you next time gadget I mean anon lol
>>78997906The finale for the poor worthless half a man
>>78964129>>78929188+1 for MILF caps