/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadMedusa's Gays EditionPrevious Thread: >>78934451
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>>78942513I never did finish Homestuck, I stopped reading when the new kids appeared
The only good thing about whatever I get next week is that I will be able to sleep permanently, or at least more than 3 hours, without the need to pee.
>>78942365Getting to have fun with this lovely woman.
>>78942532A little weird but the later acts are good
>>78942513Hi Jade :)
Post tunes!
It's a quiet evening... that is kind of nice.>>78943022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrDM4EoavD0
I hear someone screaming in anger
>>78943022https://youtu.be/Gyu_hqpxj8M?si=60muebSy4ne6aWRh
>>78943116It's Shitzula. Someone said they're going to Americanize them
https://youtu.be/ttYaGPyslxII am quite sure Dad Bod used to mean something different
>>78943233Lemme slurp up that Italian cream
>>78943260>InvisigalThe superior choice.
Why is Nozo pretending to be two people now?
>>78943273Always
>>78943278Years ago he pretended to be a dozen people at once. This is light work.
>>78943299Shall we talk about how many people you pretend to be at once, Hotaru, or are you too busy golfing with Elon?
>>78943022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3lFIkOg-WQ
>>78943290Glad we can be in agreement anon. I have no idea who you are but you get a thumbs up from me.
>>78943315I saw you here everyone called you gay, lol
>>78943022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN8ls2Lt_ek
>>78943356Based Mecha
>>78943356I am bisexual, thanks. Shall we talk about how you enjoy posting a slender Japanese man while being a lazy fucktard who looks like Orcus in the First Edition, and like him, all you do is 'polishing your staff' Mecha, or you are too busy farming aura to impress some mentally hill menhera that make your cock hard and your ball shrivels?You may not remember me, but I remember you far too well.
>>78943022https://youtu.be/s_q806iYoZQ?si=pXcIRQJ1BfzoMtUu
What if Owain is Johnny Somali and that's why we haven't seen him.
>>78943378My favorite turn Based Mecha game is Super Robot Wars MX!>>78943396Is everyone supposed to use an avatar of their actual self? I could use Baron Harkonnen if that helps you vibe better with my posts but the thread would be dire if everyone followed this example, desu!
>>78943499Mating press >>78943472 using Baron Harkonnen Mecha
>>78943499Well, I posted a picture of my face. For one, I don't hide like you do. I am ugly, and I don't hide it. I am a failure at everything that makes a man worthwhile, but I don't hide it behind an overrated hack like Kojima. So much for someone who doesn't mind his own business while trying to be cool to impress some barely legal girl. Not to mention, this place has a long history of groomers, so I will not be surprised if some of your targets are not even legal at all.
>>78943499Just ignore him Mecha
>>78943628Yeah he broke out the diddy blud accusations out of nowhere lol he cannot banter. Sorry for even engaging I thought it'd be funny but I was wrong.
>>78943639Freaky ahh Diddy ahh Kojima
>>78943639The only funny thing is how obsessed he is while hating this place.
>>78943639Mecha, I will tell it to you once. I am not here to banter. I am not here to play a character, and I am not just hurting. I am really ypissed off and angry. So if you talk to me, you get venomous spit on your face, which, considering how you look in real life, is an improvement anyway, but not a banter. So next time, act your age and mind your fucking business, you lazy pile of shit vaguely shaped like a human being.>>78943685I am waiting for you to kill yourself to make something productive.
>>78943721the nozolings are thirsty. they must feed. provide them with your milk or face great consequences.
>>78943721Milking time?
The milking machine is good banter. It's not like he's being distracted from anything else he's trying to do here and he can just exit the thread at will.
>>78943721Please Nozo. Your creamy deliciousness. We need it.
Milkzula is desperate for attention.
>>78943022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9acr9_SLn28
I just beat Resident Evil 2, all the B sides. heck yea.
>>78943834 (WHA senpai)I was unaware I needed curing, leave it to senpai to figure this out.Dick, pussy, tongue, whatever the fuck you got on yuh you better jump me with it before I jump you...Bring your own cum bucket though mine's already full. And I will perhaps.>>78943838 (Anne s-senpai?)Very open actually so no need to be shy with me. Rough play you say? I do enjoy some roughness but you gotta be a bit specific there, there's punching, slapping, choking types of rough and then there simple spanking, grabbing so tightly you leave marks on their hips or folding in half and forcing out those sexy sex poses. And there's also the case of you doing such onto another or another inflicting it on you.
Goob evening thread
>>78944055Goob? You are silly little thing.
>>78943523is that what it takes to earn a mating press...
>>78944055Evenin Lappy-sama>Head-patto
>>78944083You can always just ask honey.
I'd rather you get a hydraulic press on your face, but that would be undeserved for the poor press.>78944099Here, another idiot like Mecha, who should have stayed gone, but instead keeps forcing everyone to endure, is unrelenting stupidity
>>78944121>Suck suck suck!
>>78944121>keeps forcing everyone to endure, is unrelenting stupiditygood one dude, actually got a laugh out of me
>>78944121Reminds me of you Nozomi
>>78944121>Naked Snake: "This guy's Italian? From the old country? What's his deal?">Para-Medic: "Giuseppe 'The Crave' Rossi joined the Cobra Unit after WWII, defecting from Mussolini's forces when he realized fascism couldn't satisfy his appetite. He's a master chef turned super-soldier, but years of carb-loading on pasta, pizza, and gelato gave him the worst case of type 2 diabetes you've ever seen. His blood sugar swings wilder than The Fear on a bad trip. Oh, and... he's lactating. Constantly. Blame the experimental hormones The Boss fed him to boost his 'milk of human kindness' – literally. It backfired spectacularly.">Snake: "Lactating? A man?">Para-Medic: "Affirmative. He's got moobs bigger than The Pain's hornet hive. Milks himself mid-battle for 'extra cheese power.' Disgusting, but effective."
>>78944193Holy fuck lmfao
>>78944075Goob is for Gooba, which is for Gura>>78944099What’s up big lad? I’m pretty crossfaded at the moment, but not to the point that I feel sick or out of control. It’s awesome~
>>78944193
Not even going to open them, man.
>>78944223Gimme some of the goodness from your udders.
>>78944193laughed
>>78944220Waddup, how's being crossfaded? Weed and alcohol, right?
>>78943936Then what I'm about to suggest is pretty tame all things considered. Something related to pic related. Light bondage and dubious consent might be a nice change of pace for me. Pushing out of my wheelhouse again.
>>78944220Lewding the Gura again I see...
>>78944083I feel like you could "earn" one just by going outside alone at night, though there might be more consequences.You free tonight?
>>78944220Aaah, so the usual, eh not much just laying in bed and giggling at the dumbass show I'm watching on my pc screen.Decently sauced myself on some French brandy, raid night is usually the same night my whole guild gets drunk and turns a 3 hour ordeal into a 5 hour chucklefuck feat, glad to hear you be doin' well mon.
>>78944314Rough is many things as I said and this too quite so. Perhaps she's lured in by her desires to try bondage sex play then it turns into anal rape play and things go crazy from there. Or just casually waking up in the bondage to about to be butt raped. A few ways it could go I'd say. Done to you I assume or maybe done to someone else by you?
Post pics that make you think of an ava
>>78944419The fun thing is it works for every single Ava here.
>>78944459Owain mindbroke you something fierce, huh?
>>78944296Yup! I’ve had about…six beers over the course of the day, but I’m out so there’ll be no more. Just need to slam down some water, but I’m gonna smoke another bowl and probably stroke my shit silly style…>>78944331Always>>78944376Ehehe, that sounds really fun. Though I played enough WoW to get the gist of the universe I’m actually really bad at those kinds of games, never got good enough to raid with people actually, I just solo leveled and explored and stuff. But I always thought having a raid group must be extremely fun, a unique kind of friend group experience. Glad to hear your night is a good one…I haven’t had more than a drink or two in a night for a while, so it’s fun, but thankfully it’s a pretty light beer so I’m not too far gone. >Smooches
>>78944473You are the Owain crying at night for his comeback, Nurse. I'm just stating a truth.
>>78944419Doe is cute even when she's weird.
>>78944419
>>78944475I'd love to help you stroke it "silly style*Happy daylight savings, by the way. An hour of time for lewdness just dropped into our laps
Do people roleplay in the 8 thread more on the weekends?
>>78944475It was fun, made my GM laugh so hard she smashed her face into the microphone and also made both of our tanks fuck up a few times due to the sheer amount of fuckery I had managed to commit. Even got a lil drinking game around the whole raid.As for raiding, eh, it's really not that hard. Just take a hunter and spam auto-aimed shot and you'll be fine, don't stand on fire, be a brainless peon and roll for loot.Personally I cleaned off a good third of the bottle I had so I am nice and warm inside, plus the blanket is hella comfy>Is smooched >Returns the kiss
Oh shit I've gone back in time an hour.
>>78944475Tell me about Gura... why does she entice you so?
>>78942365
>>78944736Feet <3
>>78944534Oh boy, would ya?~As a slight change of pace…I could really love some cute furry feets on my dick, are there any nice furry guys you’d be interested in playing? Maybe one of the Lion King men or something? Though I’m already pretty hiiiiiigh so it might be more just chatting and pumping up than proper scene play…we’ll see~Jessie’s dicc could be up for handling too…been wanting those Retro Kanto vibes still>>78944625Sounds positively splendid…glad to hear it dear, cheers~
>>78943022https://youtu.be/qNIhngowViI?list=RDqNIhngowViI
>>78944702Her voice is pure ear candy but she’s not like a squeaky Japanese girl, she’s extremely American which I enjoy a lot. She’s frisky and operates on Bugs Bunny cartoon protagonist logic a lot of the time—a little dum but immune to all sorts of things, and borderline invincible! Plus super smol perfect pale feet, extremely flat and hydrodynamic girlie body, thicc soft fatty shark tail for rubbin, feline ears for scratching that help clearly express her emotional state….really, what’s *not* to enjoy?~
>>78944892Shriek meme, or no, I would rape that monk
>>78944897That's a perfect description of the goober. Bravo.
>>78944415Obviously it would be done to me. You don't mind doling out punishment to unsuspecting girls, right? An agreement that's turned on its head which comes with objections. Only reason why its not done so is the enjoyment of the plapping. Sorry for the wait. I had dinner.
>>78944850Mhm, I go to 'eep now, good night Lapis, stay sexy!
>>78945004Heh I assumed as much but had to be sure. And definitely, fine with girls and or futa girls if you want a dick up the butt or want a dude straight up to rape yuh ass.It's okay I thought you were busy with something there anyway.
>>78945044
>>78945044you should post more bugs
Holy fuck, this is a dream cum true>>78944944>BowsThank you, thank you. She’s quite the specimen, really one of a kind I think, no wonder she’s stolen so many hearts, and loads~>>78945044>Tucks the bug in, perhaps underneath a log or a large rock
>>78945074
Post characters that you want to FUCK
>>78945143Nah. Do not give what is holy to the dogs, nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
>>78944850my reply got ate... but, here's an OC that's applicable. These paws hot enough for ya? He's a dudebro with an androgynous voice, his feet (male) are prime for a cream or two. You could ask, or just wait for him to fall asleep.I'll look around for some IPs that could apply to me, for furry males. Not too much of a fan of Bara like that
>>78944892Who
>>78945143
>>78945186urmomlol
>>78945192They're really gonna...Bang...
>>78945074Stuff like this makes me think Nozomi is bantering.
>>78945205An explosive relationship
>>78945212heh cute
>>78945143No.
>>78945192
>>78945183Oh holy fuck yes…I’d get fuckin ~dastardly~ with those feet. Star would go retard hard on those feet specifically, pinching the nips on her randomized-sized tiddies and juggling her ass fat around…perfectly succable too…frick, post more….~And yeah, for dudes let me know what franchises come to mind, I’m tryna be open to new experiences ova here, hehe
Super tired but wanna eat someone out...
>>78945242Good taste.
>>78945258Thank you. Also something I'm trying to get.
>>78945208He's not posting schizo villain rants. I think Mecha broke him.
>>78945228Jinu is also packing. You just had to go straight to Star? Gawd, that tint blonde can fucking get it. Perfect little sexual gremlin, love how you play her, Jinu's gonna get stupid hard hearing her slurp him up good. Maybe he'll stay asleep while you work his feets. You get to be totally alone with his big long steppers, they're your actual sex toys to schlick with her fuck or suck on and jerk. Or, he'll wake up and give you encouragement."Geeze, too horny to even ask? You're cute when you're dangerously horny...""Between the toes, ooooo, right there! Dig deep! Sorry if I thump your face on reflex... although, you'll look like an even cuter dumb-dumb branded with a lucky rabbit's foot.">Pat, pat, pats Star's face with that overwhelmingly sized footpaw.
>>78945228>>78945343(D'oh, screw this glitchy website... he's a cat and I edited that rabbit line out before I posted. Oh well.)
>>78945285Considering I quoted Matthew 7:6, I think the whole schizo villain rant is still in act. But definitely, I need to add the word schizo to the filter.
>>78945379Is this really how you want to spend your time on the eve of prostate surgery?
>>78945269The taste of eating someone out...
>>78945495No. What I want is for you to know that I hate you more than ever and that I will go out like a man should. Spewing venom and cursing the gods. But I'm showing some restraint, which you don't deserve, but I'm showing it nonetheless.Now, 'prostate' is on the filter too.
>>78945556You hate everyone. Who cares.
>>78945556If you're a man, why does stuff come out of your teats when they're molested?
>>78945059I'll have to think on it because I'm getting sleepy now. Do you mind picking this up later? If possible.
The best.
>>78945626I was actually going to say more or less the same so at least now I know our times line up similarly enough for play sometime maybe. We'll talk it through and get the details down another time and if we play it then or a later date it's fine with me too. Rest up now though and see you around! Was nice seeing you again and feel free to mess about with people you know how to find me anyway to continue or make new plans or whatever.
>>78945656Will do all of what you said and not because I'm too tired to type a proper response. Nighty night!>Mwah~
>>78945625Thank you, I forgot that word. Now seethe harder, Milkzula.>>78945596I, for one, don't care. But I am not showing restraint for you.
>>78945556You're spewing something, but it's not venom!
>>78945639>>78945783Samefag check
>>78945783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD5V-d8
>>78945838nozo wishes rance would reply to him
>>78945868Given how often he glazed Owain, I believe this
Should I tell him all Avas' names, including mines, are on my filter list?
>>78943923>>78945696keke
>>78945882We know, crème dispenser
>>78945876>TFW Nozomi got hate boners from seeing Owain breed Avas all day he makes posts like this >>78944459
https://youtu.be/zzkFt51u8fw?list=RDzzkFt51u8fw
>>78945882You realize that in order for you to comment this, it would mean that you opened and read what they said, even if it was filtered, right?
>>78946055The filter is always growing; in fact, now your post is filtered too.
https://youtu.be/O1bfGukcaiUNozomi talking about his filters to people he has filtered.
If these guys are so desperate, maybe I should resume 4chan X and make them disappear completely.
Nozonipples
Go to bed Nozo.
And 4chan X is up now. No stub anymore
>>78946559But you'll still check in another tab anyways.
>>78946582What other tab?
>>78946587On your phone. Or you'll turn of 4chan X to see what the filtered posts are saying.
>>78946600I don't plan to use my phone to browse this place anymore. And I don't plan to disable 4chan X. I'm going full ignore mode.
>>78942365Me pounding Raora or Gigi.
>>78946605Why come here, then?
>>78946612Why ask a stupid question then?
>>78946614Because I think your filtering is something performative that you want people to get offended by. It's why you talk about it so much instead of just silently doing it.
>>78946620PLONK
>>78946623Plonk?
>>78946623If that's you telling me you filtered me, then you're proving my point.
>>78946620Of course it is. Why do you think he comes back here every day for years and years to do nothing but whine and cry and shitpost
It's so cute how she's rubbing his prostate.
>>78946839I'm confused as hell. Looks like a futa fucking a cuntboy?
>>78946930No, it's a female-on-male rape. She's just fingering his asshole.
>>78946930You must be confused often.
>>78946960>>78946966Okay, I thought the two things right below his dick were testicles but those are labia?
>>78947077What the fuck are you talking about?
>>78947077Anon, that's his balls and taint. His dick is inside the giant woman who is smothering him with her giant tits.
>>78947095Okay I think the thing I got confused about was his perineum. I thought it was the back of a shaft.>>78947124Yeah I got it now.
>>78947136You've ruined the picture for me.
>>78947163So my initial interpretation wasn't THAT unreasonable?
>>78947172No because I'm trying to figure out what the hell you were on about instead of gooning.
>>78947176Okay, I thought the thing I drew in green was HER futa dick and the orientation of it was that those were the front of her balls. I see how it's wrong now but this is what my mind saw at first.
>>78947212Stop drawing a diagram. You're ruining it more. Never post dickoutline.jpg again.
>>78947220What the hell man I'm just explaining myself. You guys were acting like I'm crazy.
>>78947228You should be raped.
>>78947261WHY?!
>>78947272Raped.
>>78947318Please don't!
>>78947327>Bends you over.
>>78947330>Starts crying and clenching asshole.Stopppp!!!>Slaps bedsheets angrily.
>>78947341Nyo.>Rapes your nonny hole. It's all you're good for since apparently you're a moron!
>>78947358I-I'm so dumb and I get confused about the positioning of private parts...! I'm stupid and only useful as a rapetoy!>Sobs into the pillow and clenches my hole and it gets raped, making my erect dick point down towards the bed.Forgive me! Please...!
>>78947384You're barely even good for that. Tighten up a little.>Plaprapes you until your cock is rubbing against the mattress each time I clap your cheeks.
>>78947419Rnnnng... fuck...!>Clenches sphincter tighter and burrows my face into the pillow in embarrassment while wrapping my arms around it. >Begs a muffled plea.Pleeeeshe shtoppp....!>Cock still throbs excitedly while my tip leaks precum onto the bed as it swings around.
>>78947478Mgh, much better.>Pulls on your hair before hilting in your tight asshole.Get pregnant get pregnant!>Paints your colon white and claims your nonny hole. Mine now.
>>78947501>Is forced to bend my neck back and look up at you upside-down with teary eyes. Nnmmmggg!>Asshole clenches around your cock and milks it until I get boypregnant.>I also cum alllll over the bedsheets underneath me. What a mess!Thank... thank you for raping meeee....>Squeaks that out with a reddened face and a soaked colon. Tasukete Eiwin...
>>78947559Eirin can't save you now.>Pulls out and wipes my cock clean on your face.Make sure you boyraise our rapebrats... or something.
>Sets out a small service bell for a certain blonde sinner, to be rung at their convenience.
>>78947559>Meanwhile, Norsh is asleep.
>>78947605Hm. A bauble most precarious!>Don picks up the bell. She ends up putting it into her mouth, a loud ping leaving it the moment one of her sharp fangs push down on the tip. Naturally, this startles her into dropping the bell, where it rings again on the floor.What shrill screams come from it!!
'Morning~
>>78947883>The little bell clattered to the floor as its musical sound rang through the air. Had it been some trick or something placed there to distract the blonde woman? Would anyone or anything deign to answer its clarion call? For a moment, it seemed no response was forthcoming until, suddenly, a prideful voice called out.Ohohohohoho~! At last, the golden knight reveals themselves!>Into Don Quixote's view stepped a woman, a tall and proud demoness bearing a great silver axe and garbed in a revealing white dress. Arrogantly, she planted the haft of her labrys against the ground and lifted her hand to cover her mouth as she stared the other woman down.I have heard tales of thee, the one that they call Don Quixote! They claim that you are a mighty warrior, a hero! So I, the lovely Labrynth of the Silver Castle, have come to see if there is any truth to be found within them! Ohohohohoho!>Tilting her head back, the haughty laugh of a highborn devil echoed out around the pair once more for a long moment, before she flung her arm out to gesture at the area surrounding them.Unfortunately for you, noble knight, I have lured you into a cunning trap! This area all around us is filled with all manner of traps and dangers that I set up before your arrival! There is no way to escape, unless you can navigate your way through them all... and get past me!
>>78948157Fuck off.
>>78948179>Don had taken the time with no immediate response to bend down and begin tying the laces on her beat, worn-down work boots, only to be interrupted mid-way through it by the manifestation of that silver figure. She jumps upright, eager to face the menacing, half-naked woman. Oh?? The wicked scoundrel behind this peculiar device reveals themselves…>Don Quixote’s features tense as the demoness presents herself, boasting about capturing DQ and loudly announcing the terms of these newfound circumstances Don found herself in (As any good villain would do). Unlike a very good hero and not very chivalrous-like, however, Don does not wait for the full spiel to be delivered to whip the lightly-chewed bell directly at the demoness, specifically, her head, hurtling at her with immense speed for someone who was just using it to munch on.Hearken, wench: thou shalt find my cunning and my strength far too puissant to be stay’d by petty ploys and parlour-tricks. Small devices shall not stand as bulwarks ‘gainst me. By my troth, thou shalt bitterly rue that thou didst shut thyself apart with one so dutiful as I! ‘Tis but child’s play to thread thy pitiful snares and pass thy paltry toils…..I will mete unto thee the justice most meet, foul lady!>DQ raises her lance triumphantly, accepting the challenge dropped onto her, regardless of whether her cheap shot had hit or miss. And then Don takes a good look at her surroundings and squints, eyeing exactly what she first had to traverse to enact justice upon the evil villain, amber eyes with star-shaped pupils scanning the area.
>>78948157Good morning. I'm sleepy, and sick, and I have a lot of work to get done today. Sorry for blog posting, please have a good day.
>>78948431I'll make you sorry.>Winds up a punch.
>>78948431Oh that rather sucks. I'd tell you to lie down and rest for a while but with the work you mention that seems rather... difficult. Try to get it done quick and then rest for the remainder of the day. Good luck.
https://youtu.be/hOF04QNpFV8
>>78947844>puts her hand in some cold water.
>>78948615>Pees loudly.
>>78948648i-it wasn't....>puts a blanket over the nurse to protect her shame. also sprays some air freshener around her.
>>78948707It's ok, I know you're into omorashi. I-I did it for you...
>>78948421>It was an impressive throw indeed! Unfortunately for Don, however, the bell did little damage to the villainess who had appeared to challenge her. Letting out one last ring as it collided with the demon queen's forehead, it bounced away to be forgotten, drawing little reaction save a furious twitch that was quickly smothered beneath her normal haughty demeanour.Kuhuhu, it will take more than that to deal a blow to the mighty Labrynth! But, you should not be too hasty, proud knight, for I have yet to even declare what is at stake in this challenge of ours. Wouldn't you like to know...?>Her voice trailed off into a giggle as she lifted her axe, and pointed it towards the blonde woman as she began to scour her surroundings for what traps or secrets may be hidden nearby.Should you fail to best my fashionable self and my marvellous trickery, then your freedom shall be forfeit! Your being shall belong to me, the lovely Labrynth of the Silver Castle forevermore! But, should you somehow succeed...>With her free hand, she gestured towards her voluptuous form. Should the great Don Quixote manage to best me and my traps, then I shall give up my titles and submit myself to thee, completely and utterly! But be warned, for I do not intend to be beaten so easily! Ohohohohoho~!>That prideful laughter came forth once more, but this time as she made her amusement known, she was not satisfied with standing idly by. Her heels clacked against the ground as she walked towards Don, closing the distance between the two foes as the heroine was busy scanning her surroundings...>And then, it happened. In a flash, a magic circle of pure white runes shimmered into existence beneath the towering devil as she took another step. Not a moment later, the ground erupted as a forest of gnarled and twisted vines exploded up into the air, and raced towards the blonde heroine, intent on wrapping and binding her until she was utterly helpless!
>>78948648Actually hot.
>>78948731.......>kisses your cheek while you're asleeb.
>>78948760N-no it's not.>Leaves a wet spot on my blankets.>>78948761Your silence is damning. Mwuh mwuh.
>>78948779I think so. I like piss play a lot.>Puts her hand in warm water while she sleeps.
>>78948779>then hits you for that comment. brat.
>>78948790Now BOTH my hands are in cups of water. But I'm all out of pee, so you're all out of luc->Pees loudly.>>78948798>Moans.
>>78948803...>Quietly slips in under the blanket, warm Eirin, warm pee. This is perfect.
>>78948803oi, don't enjoy it. hope you had a good day.
>>78948808>>78948803You both will be punished for this. Gross...
>>78948808I hope you get lost in the pile. Nobody will know I peed if you never speak again...>>78948827Mhm, I'm done with work until next month. I'm kinda giddy...>>78948854Blame nonny!!! He likes pee!!
>>78948870Nope. I'm going to cuddle right up, settle myself in as the small spoon, enjoy your big tiddy pillow and soft chubby body and warm pee, maybe we can get something to warm the bed so it stays nice and cozy... maybe I'll pee too, but I'm here to stay.
>>78948870the super wagie.>pinches your cheek. glad that it's all out of the way so you can enjoy the break with a clear mind. you better get some R&R....
>>78948888>maybe I'll pee too....that's extremely unsanitary. If you want warm just hug me close until our bodies start to melt into each other.>>78948902Nyope, I'm gonna be running around the entire time. I got stuff to do and things to see and foreigners to annoy...>I feel for the next ava to become the main target of your affections... they'll have no cum left within days...
>>78948870He likes pee and you're his pee supplier! An enabler. I've got my eye on you. I'll be extra careful when your gock is in my mouth...Or mine is in yours. You probably have medical magic to make girls pee, knowing you.
>>78948938...You don't want to pee together, all cuddled up, press tummy to tummy and hip to hip and aimed a little at each other and share in each other's warm pee?>Nonny is now extremely pouty and sad, almost pathetic looking!
Oh it's Testament doing everything he can to easy-in
>>78948938d-don't go and be an international menace! when you tell them you're from the down under they won't be surprised! make sure you get some souvenirs at least. >Snow Pea is doing Nanowrimo, so my main tit suppliers are both gone. i might be cooked honestly.
>>78948956What's wrong with trying to ERP?
>>78948956He does, and you don't.
>>78948990Nothing, but it's funny seeing him swap faces so much to try and get someone's attention when he can just try asking directly.
>>78948939It's not magic! Just a drug! Like this one!>Holds up Eirin's pee pill.>>78948955>almost pathetic looking!Remove the almost. If you pee on me I will CRY!>Removes your pout from my vision by shoving your face into my chest. W-we may be tummy to tummy and groin to groin, but do not pee!!!>>78948987You're gonna be a shriveled prune of an ava when I get back. Unless you're playing porl. That's guaranteed action.
>>78949006Seems like he's just bantering, Nursery doesn't have time to RP anyhow
>>78949016>Snuggles right up into her boobs with his arms around her hips clinging tightly....>Pees!
Energy drain? Paizuri? Femdom? Doom?
>>78949026Put your face back on get back to replying to Nurse.
>>78949016Do people have trouble peeing where you live that often?>Snatched the pee pill! You can't be trusted with that power! Replaced it with a gummy candy.
>>78949030....>For once, the moisture between Eirin's legs isn't her own. Slowly pets nonny's back as she closes her eyes and fights back the urge to BITE him.There there. Let it out.>>78949082Oi, don't go taking that! I already put one in your drink this morning! Ingesting two in such a short period of time is not recommended.
I still don't get what Testament does that makes people act like this.
>>78949016nah ill just retire being an ava for the month. by the time you return playing futa in here would be a thing of the past.
>>78949103>Warm, steamy, golden pee from a very comfort and blissed out Nonny letting out the most pleased and relaxed noises between her tits and against her body. >He sure has a lot of pee!
>>78948742>Don straightens her rumpled black suit jacket, the bell-throw having been delivered with utmost gallantry, even if the result was...anticlimactic. Her blonde hair bounces with righteous conviction as she points dramatically at the demon queen, necktie fluttering.Hah! Though thy brow rang but once with noble toll, let it be known; that bell flew as a herald of JUSTICE, and its chime proclaim’d the first blow of thine inevitable downfall!!>DQ was awfully proud of that throw, even if it amounted to nothing.Oh? Thou concocteth a wager most foolish. Thou knoweth not of the trouble thou hath submerged thyself in. It shall be trivial, besting thy futile hazards and forcing thee to submitteth to...me? I thinketh thou meant to utter 'to Justice'!>The short blonde looked confused as the demoness brandished her curvaceous figure. Though, she wouldn't stand and gawk for too long. The two were about to clash! Naturally, she raises the thin shaft of her excessively large lance, preparing to charge right at the demon known as Labrynth and violently run her through, only to have her stampede halted by the sudden manifestation of vines and vegetation that impede Don's charge. Sure, she manages to outright sprint through a good deal of the grassy patch and close much of the distance between the two enemies, but eventually, a stem furls itself around one of Don's legs, taking her from a sprint to a walk immediately. This results in even more vegetation grasping at her, compelling the short blonde to deal with the hazard before she can properly get at the villainess. Her lance is able to pry a few of them off by slipping the tip underneath the bindings, but ultimately, it's far too unwieldy to be practical. Don drops her weapon and begins....gnawing on the vines? It's surprisingly practical given her unnaturally sharp teeth. With her arms freed, DQ lifts one of her legs to begin the kinda humiliating process of chewing on the flora around her shin.>(1/2)
>>78949111The fact you think shitposters need a legit reason to shitpost
>>78948742>>78949129Thau awt awm tuh cuhusph auh being beshted...!!!>Don mutters rather uncharacterisctically of a knight while biting through greens. Her ankle is clutched between her hands, all of the constriction compelling her to yank on the foot to keep it from being dragged into the foliage accumulated beneath her. Just a few more seconds of wrestling, and if the demoness hadn't gotten close enough to subdue her, Don would be freed. Or, perhaps, that shoe of hers would come accidentally come off in the process...a most chilling thought for anyone with a deeper understanding of the golden knight and her insistence on wearing those scuffed, worn-out boots everywhere.Mmmgrgrgrrr!!!
>>78949113Finally, I can rid myself of my foota addiction. Returning to straight seshys only. You'll have to play boyos for me. And not the long haired f*gs you like, actual rough ones!>C-cease with the over stacked plapporls!!>>78949123We'll get you a nice catheter... and I'll take my time inserting it... no more little bedtime accidents...>Pet pet stroke.Maybe I'll even miss a few times...
>>78949058Heya! Having a nice morning?
>>78949103Why are you slipping things into my drink, especially something like that? I've been pissing like a race horse all day.Wait a minute...>Pees in every container in your house to get back at you.Have a nice vacation, I think. Don't get your wallet stolen!
>>78949157it's either i post the porl or i post the short stack. control your dick for once. >You'll have to play boyos for mewell, that's not imposs-> And not the long haired f*gs you like, actual rough ones!you've gone too far, stop attacking my lovely hubbies and put a damn leash on all the brutes you like.
>>78949160Mhmm....Heyo heyo. Could be better, I only got like, 6-7 hours of sleep somehow, but not feeling too worse for wear. Just lurking about for lewd deaths, dreadful fates, or maybe just some simple erotic defeats.And you?
>>78949176Would that happen? Would some thief stick their hand into my back pocket and cop a feel? I-I mean pinch my wallet?>>78949221Stop trying to compete with my ass, whore. Everyone knows I've got way more cake.
>>78949157>It's quiet for a while, just the low psssh of him peeing until he stops.I've had one before and they're pretty uncomfortable. Spending a lot of time in hospitals will do that to you. Peeing like this is more pleasant, Eirin-sama.>She's been nice! Nonny leans up to press an appreciative kiss to her lips before snuggling back down, all peed out!
>>78949113artist pls
>>78949239i don't have to "compete" with anything, you're the one trying to play catch up with your senior. >>78949265cold arsenal
>>78949239You are a rather...Large young lady. I'm surprised you can fit into the door of any vehicle you're looking to travel in. I think the wallet pinching is so they may leave their phone number inside of it.>Is not a thief, but has to see what a would be one would experience, by reaching into Nurse's back pocket and squeezing all over.They grow up so fast these days... (Plapsows)
>>78949157>Leans on
>>78949243Hmph, even the thought makes me very uncomfortable so you're far braver than I.>The trickle finally dies down, Eirin wincing as she shifts and feels a wet squelch beneath her piss-damp thighs.Yes yes, you got to pee on a girl, lucky nonners. Now I'm sure you'll drift off to sleep with your nice, empty bladder.>Gets nonny nice and comfy, Eirin's groin pushing up against his hard working weenie as she pets his head.>....M-maybe just a...>Pshhhhhh~ >Hopefully nonny's asleep and doesn't hear Eirin peeing on his cock.>>78949296Peebs really digging out her ass there. I think that art hits my mob face dynamite body kink...>>78949298O-oi, do you think pretending I'm young will endear you to me or something?? That won't work (it will)!!!>Slaps away your rude hand.>>78949300Do not read anything.>Places hands over your eyes.
>>78949235Sounds alright then, asides from the relatively small amount of sleep. Me, I'm just doing a small bit of writing for something later in the day and also trying to see if the other two come up for that quick match.
>>78949341Who is pretending? I see a spring chicken in their prime!>Creek-chan is used to playing pretend with toddlers, so she employs the same skill here. The rude hand still pats her a few times though after the slap!Don't come back pregnant with a random lady's brat, senpai struggles not to do that.
>>78949341probably her eyes, the beady dot eyes that are signature to any good mob face. reminds me of the Mob-chan i used to post with Caenis, she was a mega cutie.
>>78949369It's fine for now, but I know I'm gonna be drained latter in the day.... That so though/? Hope it goes well, and write what you need to write.As far as the 2v2 goes, just poke me and let me know when. I'll be busy for a bit today with trying to watch something with a friend of mine, but that's probably happening much later in the day if it does.
>>78949341Hewwo... oooh. I shall restrain my snooping, and focus on my nursie pillow then...>Hums as his eyes are covered, safely ignorant, for now....
>>78949341>Nonny is polite enough to pretend to be asleep while she's pissing too. Maybe she can feel him slip a leg between hers to really feel it. All warm and cozy, he'll drift off with sweet dreams, thanks, Eirin-sama!
>>78949432Mm, it does happen sometimes, can't do a whole lot about it. And yeah, its just a reply I'm preparing to pick back up that session I had with Flare, should be fun.Righto, I'll poke you again then if Bug and Hotaru come here. Do have fun with your friend if that plan comes together too!
>>78949400Hmph, only because I'm extra fertile. Studs can smell it on me and end up following me into narrow alleyways or toilet stalls. That's not an invitation either!!>>78949422Imagine hooking that Peri's chubby legs around the back of her head. Perfect mating press. S-she can't shapeshift either, so all that flab and hip width is natural!!>>78949453T-that's right! Just focus on how soft my body is!!>Squeezes nonny close while keeping his eyes completely obscured!!>>78949476T-tch, dumb nonny toilet. Make sure you shower after waking up!!>Forehead kissy. Sleep tight!!
>>78949492My nurse love is distracting me from many things!! How could anyone think of all the p->Muffled from the squish into soft chestmeat. Gropes a single time also...
I had to visit a cemetery today so I'm not really in the mood to roleplayI know I said to Botan and others that I'll be here today but it doesn't feel right doing this sort of stuff right after visiting gravessorry but i think i'll take today off
>>78949491Just one of those things you just gotta deal with, yeah. Hmm? Have fun with your scene when you get back into it.Got ya. We'll see if I even manage it or not. They're an artist, and they put a lot of time into making new stuff to put out. Like, a huuuuuge amount of time into it, so actually catching em free is more than a little rough. They should be finishing up with something later today, so as long as they aren't dead tired we should be able to watch what we're gonna watch
>>78949538Hey, I get it, don't think I'd feel up for this sort of thing either after doing that.Take it easy today and do something to take your mind off of it, yeah? We can pick this back up some other time.>>78949553Zankyu.Huh, well thats pretty interesting, I do draw a bit but like... nothing thats really all too noteworthy nor comparable in terms of time and effort from the sound of it. You should put up a net to trap em' and tie them to a chair until the show you wanted to watch is finished. Thats the right way to do these things, you know?
>>78949537>The grope is allowed, despite the hour, to keep the distraction going.H-here, squeeze it directly!!>Pops a tiddy out for nonny's burly fingers.
>>78949538Nobody cares about you.
>>78949492i went and looked for a mob face to feed your hunger. i hope this one fits the bill, i know you like them a little......"big". lemme get back to lorking, have fun with your non-nons!>>78949594wem
>>78949594oh no don't worry no one died it's just a sort of tradition we do here it's just the mood that i lack after going to somewhere like thatalright thankies for being so understandinghave a nice day!
>>78949594That so? It's always seemed like a nice hobby, but can't draw for shit myself. And yeah, that's how they make their money, H game art, comms, and just putting stuff out for fun.I've considered that, if only it were that easy. They're too hard of a worker for that...Maybe I'll try to strong arm em into a few eps sometime though.
>>78949633Yes vault meat? wanted to be tied up and paraded around Diamond City?>>78949658Ah good, thats better then, still, makes one a bit melancholic I do suppose.Of course, you too have a nice rest of your day, be seeing you around.
>>78949602Uwoah... it's late for nursie, but I get special privileges...>Grumbles loudly into soft chestmeat. His hands paw and knead at the underside of each huge mound, with one popping out of her top immediately gaining his full attention. A ravenous hand digs into the soft flesh of her titmeat, lifting up the weighty mound, and kneading hungrily as he admires the full shape, his hand eventually settling on snagging her rosy little peak between his fingers, and giving it a firm tug...
>>78949685im just saying hello....
>>78949594November 2, Catholics celebrate a Commemoration of All the Faithful Departed. It isn't unusual for families to pay a visit to them in Cemeteries. It's our Dios De Lo Muertos if you like to think so.
>>78949492If that's what you think! It seems like you end up in those alleyways and stalls a lot. I'm just following, to make sure that you're safe. You can't get knocked up if somebody is in the process of trading genes with you...Not an invitation, got it. I'll behave this time...
>>78949737Dia not dios
>>78949684Its pretty hard, takes a bit o' practice to get something done that doesn't make you want to tear out your own eyes and smack your hands with a hammer for having blighted the world with your creation worthy of Victor Frankenstein....but it can also be nice to look upon your work and be able to say "yeah, its pretty decent". I should get back to practicing.Dang, well I guess old reliable can't be working every single time. >>78949724...Okay fine, heya!>>78949737Hm, hadn't heard of it before despite being in a Catholic region. Ah well, its a good tradition.
>Lurky
>>78949633>lorkingIs that what you call florting with Remi-yan? Lewd woman.>>78949698Y-yes, that's right, my precious widdle nonny gets- N-nghh...>D-don't pull so hard!s-special treatment... it's definitely my bedtime though, s-so be gentle with mauling my breasts while I'm asleep and defenceless!!!>>78949738>You can't get knocked up if somebody is in the process of trading genes with you...Y-yes you certainly can! That's the entire point! Don't post that artist, oi!!!>Sleebs.
>>78949799Hehe. Don't I feel special... I will have to corner you in a dark bedroom some time, hopefully then. Thanku nursie... you be sure to get lots of well earned rest okay?>His hands are NOT very gentle, and hungrily maul her huge rack well into the night. But at least he gives smooches too... Mwwwah.
>>78949799I meant someone else can't do it!! It's far better than a handsome villain is doing it, rather than someone taking advantage of a tourist...>Climbs into the bed and sleebs, too.
>>78949783Before Halloween took over, in the southern part of Italy, it was even our secondary Christmas. We used to get sweets (like fruits made out of almond paste) and little gifts from 'our dead parents' visiting us.
>>78949783Depends on how much you can tolerate your own stuff. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know? Like any hobby, you just gotta get at it, and improve! I engage in building gunpla, in addition to erp and vidya. And boy, if you saw my first erp posts I'd probably jump out a window. Looking back, it's nice to see how far you've come!Yeah... It is what it is. I'm sure I can pull it off at least once or twice if I keep at it enough.
>>78949878Oh that's so nice! Usually we just light candles, a lot of people bring flowers too but the important thing you can't miss is the candlesHow have you been doing Jaune? It's been a while since we talked, I think the last time we talked was on the other website
>>78949783woah, so you *are* capable of behaving. good kouhai. >pinches her cheek and tugs on her face. hope you had a good weekend. >>78949799no peeping, look the other way.
>>78949930No. The last time we talked was a couple of days ago, when you compared my hate to eating a whole pizza.But yes. We have the candle too.
>>78949878Hm, neat, thought Epiphany was meant to be the secondary Christmas but I guess it varies. >>78949902Yeah thats true, drawing certain perspectives is one of the harder bits I think, but you also have to be able to do some half decent anatomy or else it all just looks like crap. But yes, its all just about chipping away at it. Gunpla though? that sounds neat, haven't seen any of those around my region but I think it could be fun to try and put one together. Also true on that front, personally I just didn't really come here until I could put together something a quarter of the way to being decent. All the walls of text were quite the thing...>>78949947Mm, unlike you 'paisen, who is incapable of not being a perv~>is tugged>still has a smug grin.A fine enough thus far yep, got the rest of today left though! Hope yours has been pleasant too.
>>78949981Well, Epiphany is celebrated all over Italy. But in some parts of the south, it was more the 2nd of November.
>>78949981don't say it like that, you'll make it sound like i shake my ass all over and spread my scent to search for mates. hope the rest of the day is just as good as the rest of the weekend though. i have to run, so look after the thread for paisen. im putting you in charge. >puts a gold sticker on her forehead. feel free to pass the responsibility on whenever you want.
>>78949981Could be! I don't draw, so I don't know how it is... At the end of the day, you just gotta learn the basics and draw, draw, draaaaaw. Just like erp, just like gunpla, just like most things you wanna improve at.As far as gunpla goes, it's decent fun. Do know that if you wanna get into it, you'll need to buy some nippers to properly nip out pieces, then you need some sandpaper/ a hobby knife, and a few other things to make to make things easy. It's honestly not a huge investment. If you just want a basic HG kit or something Entry Grade to test the waters, it's really not that much to start the hobby. If you end up liking it, invest in some more costly nippers as an upgrade...at least that's my rec for it if you ever wanna try it out.That's one way to think about it...I'm sure we were all Anons once, so I didn't mind stepping my toes into the water to try and improve in my early years. And hey, if you're having fun, and your partner's having fun....that's what matters, right? ....Bleeeeh I remembered a shitty thing from that.
>>78950206>Bleeeeh I remembered a shitty thing from that.Story time from Gabu?
>>78950350Nah, I won't get into it much, even if I do have a few annoying stories here and there. I'll just say there was a scene I did when I was new that had my partner shit on me mid scene and break things off since I was (looking back on things) ever so slightly representative with using "He" rather than mixing it up with Anon, or methods of referring to him. I wasn't really that upset, but it did sting a bit. Stung less when people started to shit on them for being a cunt.
Mooooorrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiing...
>>78942365Terasu-mc level of bullying but without netorare. I want super mean girls who relentlessly bully me and my pathetic weak penis, which can never satisfy them. But behind this cruel facade, they love me very much, and they just like being dommy and bossy.
>>78942365Sanae a SLUT
>>78950560Faggot wish fulfillment trash.
>>78950614>Faggot wish fulfillment trash.
Chihiro if he was built like Angel IRL
>>78950560Angelcore
>>78950614Hello, welcome to the erotica roleplay thread on the 4channeldotcom trash board. Were you looking for the bluesky app instead?
>>78950014Ah, something more particular to the Neapolitan region then? I see.>>78950109Ehh? but you do, I could hear you desperately making it clap long long before I even caught a hint of that bitch scent...>shiny star on the vamp cheek.Alright, alright, you go and have a good time, yeah?>>78950206Mhm, 'tis so, 'tis so. I know there aren't *too* many things to actually buy a kit, but they can be slightly hard to get ones hands on, at least they are for me. Hm, actually my first scene here was as Botan and the second after that was as Daan so, I don't think I've done a scene as a straight up anon. But yeah if everyone had fun then thats whats good.>flicks away the bad memory.
>>78950783Well, I'm more south than that. Less Camorra, more Mafia.
>>78944720
>>78950641>>78950776>im a pathetic dude with no redeeming qualities but these girls love me anywaysFaggot wish fulfillment trash. Nobody will play this out with you because it’s trash. Maybe someone in the fapping together threads will help you out?
>>78950879>i want to have sexFaggot wish fulfillment trash. Nobody will play this out with you because it’s trash. Maybe someone in the fapping together threads will help you out?
>>78942365Nagatoro GF.
>>78950899That’s what I thought. Good retard.
>>78950800Ah, Apulia or Sicily then? Anyways, I hope the rest of your day is a fine one.
>>78950783Ehhh....I'd ask where you are that finding gunpla is hard, but I really have no idea. You can just buy this stuff on Amazon, Newtype, P-Bandai... Fuck man, even Ebay if you have a good reputation seller. You might get reamed by shipping costs from JP sellers, but that's just how it is.If you mean it's just not something you really wanna commit to trying out though, I get it! Taking a leap into a new hobby is rough.Man, that's crazy. An ava from the start, huh? That's one way of doing it!>Allows the flick, even if she doesn't need to.Really, it's not the worst memory I have , that would probably be being cucked out of a scene by someone pretending to be me, being so flustered at them doing it while I was replying that I told the ava, and they just went with the other writer since I wasn't really in a mood to write since that kinda tanked my drive . Though again, that could have been worse. An erp frend of mine gave me a rape scene after I brought it up. Generally, I don't have many bad memories that are really bad here!
>>78951077Myeah its just what it is, maybe at one other point when I have some more cash laying around I'll take the plunge and buy some stuff. Kinda, I was just like, coming up to people who seemed interesting and seeing if ideas for scenes came up and all of those were always playing two characters. Thats more interesting I feel, rather than being or being with someone faceless. Took until one scene where I played Blackfire for people to notice I existed though.Hm, sounds rather nasty yeah, I've yet to have that sorta thing, at worst I've been left wondering if what I wrote was good or not after an abrupt end or someone actually wanted to write with me. Far from the worst thing that could happen.
Sorry /ERP/, but I will not be able to participate in erotic roleplaying this month as it will be too enticing to break NNN during it. Thank you for your understanding, and see you in a month.
>>78950783>I could hear you desperately making it clap long long before I even caught a hint of that bitch scent...it's kinda hot when you talk like that- i mean, ahem, don't listen to those sounds. i can't help that it moves around on its own when i walk.
>>78942365Reimu tsun gf
>>78942365SEGGZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOO!
Once again, I awake from the world of dreams with the oddest of cravings….
>>78951180Ah, a cash thing? I'm pretty strapped too, so I get it... This isn't the worst hobby price wise, but 40-50 bucks to get a nice kit and what you need to make it work is a bit much if you don't know if you'll like it.Hmmm, that does make sense... With an Anon, you can a bit limited in what you can pull off depending on how you look at it. A predefined character is easier to work off....I do like to think I put enough character in when I play Anon, but I can see how that might be hard to work with or get hyped for.Sounds normal, eventually people pick up your style, and then can feel you out. "Hey, this isn't just XXXX, this is someone new! Holy shit!"Oh, it will happen eventually, hopefully not something as bad as that, but odds are you'll get some iffy stupid shit happen... Personally, I've found detaching yourself emotionally, and investing less helps with that. You can logically look at it like"If they didn't enjoy things, they would have said so, or we did an earlier scene before, so if they had issues they wouldn't shoot for another scene" too.
>>78951385Lapis, drain this man >>78951224
>>78951294Mesubuta~Not like I could, you don't give me much of a choice. Can't you at least do that right? claps those cheeks with a bit of grace... or stop pretending and do that whorish display that comes so easily to you.>>78951430True, well, it could certainly be worse, could be GW shit.Oh I know you could make an anon work, personally though at that point I'd probably be picking up a face claim, someone that looks the part of the anon character I'm trying to play and give em' a name, something so that its a bit easier for the other person to also bounce off of. Mm, pretty much, I think people just liked the opener text I wrote that one time and thought to see a bit more of it.Probably something bad will happen at one point yes, thats just how everything in life is. I guess it can be for the best but I'm fairly detached from a lot of things already so... eh, if it happens it happens. And yes thats true enough.Kinda looking like the other two won't be showing up, ah well.
>>78951597>>78951224>Edna rolls her eyes and tuts her lips at being so rudely bossed about, but the short little curvy freak still skitters over to the unwilling Anon, her fat thighs rubbing together and her tiny hard soles shoes clicking upon the wooden floor. The mostly-nude, odd-looking old slut is at the perfect height to undo Anon’s belt, eagerly stripping the younger man’s pants off and pressing his briefs-encased bulge against her pervy spectacled face…
D-Art smut big fat wobbly cheeks sex.
>>78951638im not a buta! excuse you, im *very* graceful when i throw it back. i can even do it in high heels while wearing a flowing dress, that's the very peak of elegant clapping! you know....if wemi wants a lap dance, you can just ask for one....but no touching.
>>78951638>Reinforcements have arrived!
>>78951638Man, I wanted to try and get in on Warhammer Fantasy, but missed out on when it was a thing proper, and fuck me I don't have the money to get that many models. I don't know how people have that much money to burn on it....Hmm, well a faceclaim is still pretty much just playing an Anon, it just gives you a face and maybe character vibe to make things easier.. You can describe someone in a scene, but if you have image that lets you know someone looks, that cuts out a lot of work letting your partner know who they're playing with.Could be it!Such is life, it can't be helped. A fellow detachee though? Neat.I mean, I'd say wait around a bit more if you want, otherwise another day works, or if you wanna do a match in KW OV, just let me know. I'm just nation and expansion testing in Dom 6, so I can do whatever.
>>78951833Those are my favorite.
>>78951833Sometimes his stuff is good, myes.>>78951836Yes you are~Really now? well... perhaps I ought to take you to some nice venue where you can show such heights of talent off. Or maybe you are embarrased and only want me to see? Either way, I'll take you at your word and look forwards to it.>>78951915>is shot by shotguns.Hotaru! Aight, aight, only need Bug now and we should be good.>>78951921Eh, the old world is a thing now so, its possible for you to go back to play it (even if the coolest factions are in for some reason). Some people just have a lot of money I guess.Possibly yeah, eh, its a matter of preference I guess. More so from oneself, wouldn't really call it all too good of a thing, but I guess its good for keeping calm.We caught one, so yeah I guess we could wait one more hour or so, I'm just farming a bit rn.
>>78952124Sorry about that, I had to do something first!>Kiss, kiss.But yeah I'm here now!>>78951921>Shoots you with one of those air guns.I have arrived!
>>78952124Yeah, but idk...from what I've seen not all factions are getting support. I don't wanna play chyna! I don't wanna play slavs. I wanna meme with chaos dorfs and beastmen. Anyway, games workshop is retarded. >Total war warhammer does super well and brings in massive amounts of people>They only let the game be made AFTER they killed warhammer fantasySo fucking retarded, holy shit.As far as detachment goes...won't pry around there. I have some things to say about that, but I don't wanna bring the mood down too much.Looks like it, just ping me if the other one shows up.>>78952201>DodgesSpeak of the devil, huh? So you have!
PIGGY YOU SLUT
>>78952291>Hugs you tight.We die together.
>>78952124she wants to show me off like a prize.....so kinky. looks like you're getting up to some business, so ill let you go. have fun taking on three at once!
>>78952338NO PIGGY NOOINK OUT THE THREAD YOU USELESS SWINE
>>78952372Liz plays her.
>>78952366>Starts glowing really bright.We go.... together
>>78952403Not interested in yuri.
>Trump folded to ChinaAmerican Century of Humiliation
>>78952563>>78952563>>78952563migrate
>>78952534Proof?
>>78952201>kissu'd Mm, still need to wait around for a bit in case Bug comes along, if he doesn't then... idk, I guess we can try a 3 play ffa again. Or a 2v1...>>78952280Shina is alright and slavs are cool but personally I want to play (p-perhaps predictably) the vampire counts and also the dark elves. Frenchies are cool too. But yeah its just stupid.Mm, probably too public a venue for such a kind of thing. Just the way things are.Will do~>>78952349Heh, sure, sure, I'll come and grab you oh so forcefully once I return victorious, yeah? >smack buttGo along now and get your stuff done.
>>78952694>wobble wobble jiggle.
>>78952280Now to wait for Buggy if he's around...Damn you, Gabu. I used that so you don't die because of physical contact! >Shakes fist.>>78952694You are going to wipe the floor with us in a 2v1 anyway....But yeah, let's see if Bug is around. I'm down for just about anything to be honest.
>>78952694Ni haoma is just too clean for my tastes, and you can tell the exact reason they made it a nation, they wanna get in on that Chinese market and suckle from their rancid teat. Waow! China strong! Waow! China keep chaos at bay! Waow, China so advanced and disciplined! Like, cool, I get it, but it just doesn't feel like it has that warhammer edge you would expect. A little boring with what they draw from too, you have some good jade blooded stuff to maybe draw from, and there's all manner of eastern spirit or being you can work off, but they just kinda don't go into that... Undead!? Nonononononono, China don't like bones!Slavs are whatever, a bit memey with the bear stuff, but not bad. Good luck getting dark elves and vampire cunts though! Brets, ehh... They're alright faction wise, cav is cool.I mean, don't mind talking about it to a degree, but it's not really conductive for fun stuff.Got ya!>>78952784Even an air gun is simply too much. You shaking your hand is too much contact too! The very air that I breath, hath been shaken...Better than any kinda pat though...
>>78952784Ehhhh, I'm less than certain that I'd actually be able to take 2v1 but for sure it could be a rather fun challenge. >waitsssssssssssss>>78952881Yeah pretty much, everyone wants China money because there is a lot of China money. There are cool things to do with China though so its not inherently a doomed idea.Too much bear, but eh, I like Bretonnia more for being french knights than for them being the King Arthur reference but yeah they are neat on the whole.Thats how it is yeah.>>78952784>>78952881...Wanna get one quick game now?
>>78952881Weak....>It's fine, I love you all the same.>Would pat but you would die.>>78953252Or so you claim! Your 'tism and cheating tactics beats me every time!And sure, I'm down for anything!
What are you guys playing??
>>78953252Yeah, I can understand the reasoning, but they aren't doing anything really interesting with it. AT all. Shit man, lean into that terracotta angle with troops rather than just giants. Give us cool undead units. Give us celestial beings or something... Maybe lean into alchemy, like throw animated Mercury out to attack or something. Qui? Baguette lances monsieur?Yeah, sure. You hostin?>>78953285Bleeeh, no love please. I can feel myself shuddering already.
>>78953378Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2 (Mental Omega Mod)
>>78953422Based... I hope you have fun!!
Alright I got it hosted, name's HHH and the password 404>>78953285ehhh? such preposterous insults aimed at my strategic genius, it isn't *my* fault if you can predict such a simple attack!>>78953378Mental Omega. Give it a look and see if it interests ya.>>78953391Eh, such is the way of it, its like how the AoE2 china expansion went with the simplest possible period to set things (three kingdoms) even when it didn't really fit into the time that the game is usually set in. honhonhon, oui oui scargot.Yup, got it ready.
>>78953464We will!>>78953391Fine! >Fires an air kiss full of spite at you instead.>>78953470Teehee~I predicted your password!
>>78953378EU4, like I have been doing for years
>>78953378The Saboteur!
>>78954899>gropes
>Is victorious yet again.Nukes > Bald Russian Man talking about Lesbians in the sky, don't @ me
>>78954925>Combusts
>>78954981Need any help with that aching butt?
>>78953641>Ann in a slave bikiniMy dick is so hard now....
>>78955022Sorry I can hear you over how much of a cheater you are! HYES, I'M MAD.
