/dft/ - Discord Fappy TalkyPost tags, talk about your fetishes, and jerk off.Don't forget to turn off the oven editionPrevious: >>79115896
we need another plannedemic? all you guys have way too many jobs
>>79126551covid was the best time of my life and i'm tired of pretending it wasn't
>>79126551I worked all day yesterday and spent the entire time edging. Was pretty good tbdesu.
you're thinking about things wrong there's a new job opening in the relieving newly employed neets of their stress and frustration department
>>79126551Just gotta find someone to volunteer as patient zero
>>79126551Big fat noWe don't need wokeshit exploding again.
>>79126660such a luxurious position doesn't exist when all the customers are too busy beeping groceries for 12 hours a day and going to bed at 9pm
>>79126745>bed at 9pmHoly unc...
>>79126745you need to snatch them up right after they make dinner and before they pass out that's what i do
Rolling the dice to see if the owner of this slop comes to coom w me
Arizona...laborers?
IMMMMMM AN ARIZONA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
>>79126819why the fuck are you this dense and retarded and gayi'm not gonna lead you to water but you don't have to keep calling for them in the thread just add them
>>79126833im a tennessee tranny and i wanna be freehail to A-single-G-P
>>79126833This state is so empty.
>>79126551Noooooo if I don't get a job in a couple months I'll be evicted and they don't let you shitpost in a homeless shelter
Post umas!
>>79126999
the year is 2027. the once great empire of /dft/ lies buried and forgotten beneath the vast expanse of golden sands. it's milkees drained, moving onto better things. it's sessioners arrested, with a collective time of 247 thousand years behind bars. it's trannies, on the ceiling. it's lovey dovey faggy weebsexers, all dead of high cholesterol. and it's milkers dormant, deprived of the energy they siphoned out of them. only the sound of soft wind caressing these forgotten dunes can be heard now. like the whispers of a restless spirit. the annals of history hold no effort of preservation. all returns to dust...
Asking again for small pp anons, any around?
shut up looni
>>79127077it's is a cumtraction of it is you fail
keep talking looni
>>79127126I'm ESL I have an excuse? I'm still more verbose than 80% of you native speaking FUCKS with delelelelicious cocks!! mlem
>>79127168verbose is a pejorative i think you have little swimmers where your brain is meant to be
>>79127246>verbose is a pejorativeNot really?
that nonny that promised hands free orgasms last thread disappeared and now i'm sad
>>79126868That's the problem, I did!
>>79127275
>>79127246you think I have any idea what a pejorative is?? if you made me go to english class I'd get an F!! I self taught myself
>>79127289You add too many people rafflesia
>>79127289the doctor will be with you in a little while i'm getting ready
>>79127319Shakespeare was also verbose he could've just said that Hamlet died and Juliet was a whore but there was more words in the play now wasn't there?
>>79127358you'd do fine you'd need some special encouragement maybe
>>79127410>You'd do fine, you'd need some special encouragement, maybe.how'd I do professor
>>79127509wowie amazing here's 20ml of lonely wistful nonny essence for your sustenance
>>79127014Umas with big umas and butts!
>>79127575ugh you should've given me a bad grade I'd do aaaanything to fix instead? bad teacher. I'm gonna get you fired.
>>79127643This turned me on when it really shouldn't have.
>>79127696why's getting turned on by me a bad thing exactly??
>>79127815It was more the situation you described don't get cocky. Jerk.
damn it I missed the hands free cum classes
I'm tried of lurking but I have nothing to say.
>I'm triedMINORSPELLINGMISTAKETWIST HIS BALLS OFF
>>79128273My gutterspeak is considered a protected language so watch yourself bucko before I suck your dick
>>79128241its ok anon, i acknowledge your post.
>>79128241I don't know how avatarfags always manage to find something to spam the thread with
>>79126887mating sex with trannies till i groan and pack them full with greasy goopy semen for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>79128660my awesome original post deserved a better reply than this yuck
the aspergers mind cannot comprehend the communicative spirit of the neurotypical ubermensch
taking away looni's thesaurus and beating him with it
>>79128747comprehend THIS
>>79128745sorry, but i will never stop masturbating to trannies.
>>79128615I'm not an avatar fag.
>>79128909It wasn't targetted towards you. I'm more of a lurker too. Im just moreso surprised how some people post about random stuff on here for years on end
>>79128970Well maybe if you spread your legs and started pumping you wouldn't be having such pointless thoughts. Just an idea.
>>79128773do you think we can do that together?
>>79128986What the heck is a laserflip?
>>79129082One of the ways I take my feet
I wish sexhaver anons were more open with me about their sex lives~
>>79129082pretty sure thats a special move in tony hawk pro skater
>>79129187it's the reverse of a 360 flip
>>79129206Before I go look it up I'm really hoping that means it's the skater jumping off the board and doing the flip while the board stays still.
Need to drink every fluid from a porn addicted neet's cock, all day, and all night .. !
>>79129291tag?
>>79129291Hasulove
>>79126508Hiya /dft/! Cute, twinky white boy here, hoping to meet someone new that I could have stuff in common with and that I can get along with, and maybe eventually become friends. If you're someone who shares lots of my kinks, likes waifus/fictional girls, or loves to roleplay... hit me up! I'm super into humiliation, NTR, blacked, hilichurls (new), femboydoms, trannydoms, futas, lolis, feet, rimming and anything sweaty or musky~Mostly after females/MtFs, add me at: mokocchipilled
typos, hearts, vocaroos, and then going offline out of shame...yep! another satisfied customer!
>>79129870>going offline out of shameThis isn't good. Everyone needs to stick around for a little aftercare or I get sad.
>>79129870i do the typos and hearts but i dont go offline out of shame.. should i change that?
>>79129929incredibly real. people disappearing after a nut is devastating
>>79129961i always make sure to tell nonny how good they made me feel
>>79129929>>79129942I prefer aftercare too, but when you're doing something really perverted i don't get too suprised.
I wanna have a one night stand and fuck a boy
>>79129990i wanna get really perverted with nonny..
>>79130023are you cute? tell me about you.
I wanna meet a lovely woman and gradually get closer and eventually marry and start a family.
>>79130037mhmm! im cute! i like being teased by nonny a lot, and i like gentle femdom :3 truely gentle though, not even cages or anything dumb like that. i also have a fleshlight and idm showing off if i really like you
oh you liked it when I started babbling and mistyping because of how good you were making me feel? you made me cum so hard oh my god it's everywhere fuuuckk... guess what? I made it up. you were very mediocre. it didn't feel anywhere near good enough for me to actually react like that. sorry.
>>79130077Shut up trooni
>>79130077bait used to be believable...
>>79130077You forgot the slur at the end.
Raping looni until he finally stops being a brat
>>79130077this is why i make them mic and cam while they let everything out it's not because i like seeing them weak and helpless or anything that's only secondary
THEY hate. WHY? ???? STUPID. dumb. lack vision ! lack good taste !! it's ok. ! cute. pretty. adorable. sticky saliva. COmbine ALL? = ME !
>>79130042Me too but my dumb prison gay ass keeps ending up back here.
>>79130171This x 100Fucking the asses of cute nonnies is too good
>>79130185this is actually the most unappealing part about it
>>79127289Did I miss a handsfree anon? I'm kind of interested...
>>79130185no foreplay?
>>79130193There's nothing better than watching anon squirm after I slowly put my cock in them.
>>79130211Alright alright I'll tongue your hole so it slides in easily.
>>79130204i'm here buuut i'm the big instructor teaching people how to do it i'm not camming
>>79130248Ah. Well I'm not looking to have butt stuff done to me, but good luck with your adds.
>>79130204You know handsfree requires some bullying, right? No bully requires some hand action... Which to be fair can also happen with handsfree, just the hands will be playing with other parts of the body.
>>79130230thats nice of you, anon~
>>79130248hiya teacher i'm here for the lesson
>>79130281I bet it wouldn't take much to open you up huh~I'm sure your hole would twitch nicely around my tongue...
>>79130302w-well i've never done butt stuff before, outside of my own fingers.. promise to be gentle?
>>79130328Wow an unused hole too? You sure you don't want someone else to break you in? I might start slow but I might not be able to stop if I start mating pressing you~
>>79130291are you cute
>>79130447ummm i think so but cuteness is in the eye of the beholder!
>>79130458hmmmmmmm
>when nonny's cock dribbles out cum after they sit on their dildo at the right angle and hit *that* spot
>>79130478hm hm hm hm hm???
>>79130499mh mh mh mh mh!!!
https://discord.gg/bxBR8U7Md
I’m really happy
>>79130517sooo when does the lesson start
>>79130524That's nice nonny
>>79130544i need your student identification dummy
>>79130558bonewands is present for class!
cool platform...
>>79130383what could be better than losing my virginity to a pent-up anon i barely know? and that's okay, i was planning on locking my legs around your waist so you can't pull out anyway..
I prefer if nonnies stayed....
>>79130677Stayed where...
>>79130683in the jar
>>79130691We are spermies?
>>79130683Stayed in dms..............................after a nut............ They always go away...........
>>79130702I would stay with you anon... just um... not now since I need to cum and sleep since I have early classes tomorrow...
>>79130577Cute madooka
>>79130664If you lock me in like that I'll have no other choice than to get real to you and start making out while I pump all my cum in you and leave a mess inside~
The AGP hitting real hard lately. Now I know the pain of finding a good dom.
>>79130702tag?
>>79130798empathchan
>>79130808is this the real empathchan lol
>>79130825Consent is reddit
>>79130825the bloom on this photo made me laugh so hard i need to stop drinking
>>79130825Tag?
>>79130752What kinda characters are you agp over, anon? Can’t guarantee I’ll be the dom your looking for, but I’m happy to chat.
ohhh my super official discord server? no it's different than all the others!! see see it actually has FOURTEEN mentally disabled babbling retards from all over the board constantly posting pictures from their porn arts and crafts class instead of FIFTEEN like all the others do!
>>79130965So true!
>>79130965Why have you gotten so spicy these past few days?
>>79131001i watched american psycho and realized I'm literally him except I look like all the girls I post instead of a psychopath chad
>>79131022Cringe but you might just be a little cranky. Take a nut nap or two.
>>79131022You should realize you’re washed
>>79131049ugh it's called a character arc? fuck you
>>79131022Cringe but you might just be a little cranky. Take a nut in your ass or two.
trooni hour
>>79131105either you're cumming in my mouth on my face or on all over my hand hand or you're going to be marked in as a suicide by whichever first responder finds you after I'm done with you
>>79131145Ewww your blowjobs are so bad I'd never cum from your third rate sucking
>>79131175Looni has literally never sucked a cock.
>>79131191Then he should stop taking it in the ass and learn!
I refuse to be talked down to by a fool without a modicum of class. BBBBEEEEGOOOONEEE!!! Get out of my sight. Your presence alone is a disgrace to humanity everywhere. Father. Feed him to the lions.
Jerking off to the pictures and not reading the words.
god i wish i was a horse that gets used as a dildo and a fleshlight
It has come to my attention some peasants dare gaze upon the fruits behind our manors gate. Henceforth, I will not post any, for peasants deserve not the glory of art hiding within our garden. Father. Feed him to the lions.
but alas thy cock sucking skills are lacking
Goodness? is the perchance, proof, of such a claim? Please I implore you to post logs or evidence of your claim otherwise... my Father shall feed you to an exotic beast from the great Saharan Peninsula.
who is looni
>>79131288>>79131245>>79131145>>79130965>>79130077she is
I jerk off to the words, and the pictures are a bonus.
>>79131358what is their special move
>>79131367wacky pop culture references
>>79131367they make you cum when they like you and are very good at it
Do not despair!I woke up!Who wants to say good morning to my cock with a kiss first?
Posting again since it's ded
I think I bullied one of the usual poster here too much in DMs, they stopped showing up on discord or here
>>79131572Good job
>two nonnys got two loads out of me each within twelve hoursI still feel feral for some reason
>do it with 2 different people in the same dayThis is why the gay community is filled with aids...
>>79131592They used internet condoms, nigga
>>79126551everyone moved on to aislop and coomer games instead, plus discord is not helping by banning accs
>internet condomsI know what my next joke RP will be
Got internet crabs bros…
i stayed up all night milking again
>>79131717
i can't stop fucking my onahole omfgggg
Any eu nonnies that want to have some fun?
>>79131914Sure! What game are we playing? KOF? Third Strike? Alpha 2? Vampire Savior?
>>79131926Not in the mood for online games if you ask me...
>>79131929Oh my bad! You wanted to watch anime! What are we watching?
>>79131784good job anon keep breeding that ona
>>79131933I don't know anything fun and a bit sexy would be fun and teasing.
knowing the real name of someone here is the worst? like what do you mean I've been having sexual relations with a guy called Humphrey
During my time here I've collected and tested some tags, here's a list so you don't waste your time>addiceonator1uevosvmgrvlfqkfmtcbgvu5owqloppysensei[big dick showoff]service.maid[maid that serves]mobimobimobipaparanailminutsmidnight008565nemuleria>probably ADDmoorimoopyunocchi1010loowlopedrinks_gluetreats_.nevert_620x looniforuuu[high chance of ghost]>MIXED FEELINGSsiliiieefastbus556meriibooMaddie_abc123[fat fem]fluff4fluff[degen]senelic0707 rikoochaanlnymph_.n0rvik[spic]Nekkerz[big dick, 0 brain]seminar.inseminator[big dick, big gay, gacha only]yu_cie[fight games]solemnfacsimilezachu8437 [virgin hag]>NEVER addJannyBeater, miwako___, aniceanonvoila2424 _hyooon_ to9erdavid_porn [hairy chubby]clipboard0[likes fat femboys]datakash [posts his ugly d, non white]leafyleafyleafmistvieh rim_slutthecutestmisakimizudesu666 shibuyagal[into most disgusting people] shimshimshi nonoyesnon veri_nya bratromance tinylittledanger otataubassy_777 lush1508 batnutsneeed2coom xplamie0945x[brown] aykkay_ yuzu_uzu Goonsonalife elle_voyage greymijay treehoneysap risingfire qubiclights muskytryuly _n0rvy[brown, disgusting d poster]thesatindoll dollsmesme ssy_93474 poyoebi malibuandcokecappy2__[fat dm leaker] distantspectrumkkyoonn[brown] beepkun kanakuri_1 keekee_heelvl60warriornicestpersonintheworldrealperistalsis_toonuwuuuuu_ suikin_.gummi20.>probably never addstroking.enthusiastsweetcactus123grm03muskytryuly[likes blacks]sourcummyworm[no explanation needed].doogun.riskyebooty laltyydechat0869 _noctiumThighsinmyface_93474 [hairy, skinny satyr] TheIrishOtaku mercattor [hairy, chubby] juurivi magyiq[fat, smol hairy dik]
>>79132144But I haven't gotten to moan out a name in a recording yet
BA is so boring thankfully the dailies don't take long
I need a massage
>>79132188fuuuuckkkkk humphrey youre so hot oh my god you're gonna make me lose my mind humping my hand for humphrey mmmmMhhhgff
>>79132261A real nonny name like goon ghost not a real name like ""humprey""
I am so pent up and none is around
>>79132503Poor thing~
>>79132532Huge tits.....
>>79132550Tag?
>>79132560Nta that posted the miku with abs butneedygooner0644
>>79132532I really need a slutty nonny that is able to make me cum, been edging myself since yesterday...
Feed me sexy anime girlsvoila2424
>>79132252>>>/vg/545994054
>>79132144You should post more flatties, loon-loon. Your posts were actually getting me stiff for once
As usual nonnies here are a waste of time...
Crude guys are the best
>>79132176Reason I'll NEVER post tag on this place is because of autists keeping track like you.
>>79132809what makes you think you wouldn't get placed in add tier? pretty low confidence you're showing right here
>>79132803Did you recover?
>>79132602Missed this post~ I'd be happy to help~<3
>>79132873Looni clears you
>>79132883Post tag then...
>>79132904slayer07062
Entertain me while I get ready for work.Kneelbe
>>79132662>One anon basically said: Play other gamesI shouldn't expect much from a mobile game anyway
>>79133311play Nikke and 1 more gacha along with BA
>dead threadI thought /dft/ was filled with neets?
>>79134134We were all on /v/ just now
>>79134185no way I missed it!
I fucked my shoulder up, now I can't work out or jerk off..
>>79134231use other hand
>>79134252I'm not familiar with her.. I'm shy
>>79134320how can you lurk and stroke then? haha you're supposed to be master of both!Mine is pretty big so I sometimes use two hands :3
>>79134320pretend it's my hand while we have kissy discord sex!
>>79132864It's not about that it's the idea that some faggot is going around looking like the fucking nerd emoji "Errm I'm going to keep track of whos naughty and who's nice" Santa claus lookin ass bitch
>>79134333Yeahhh.. I have sometimes use both as well, but I need righty>>79134334Only if you're a pretty girl!
>soury nigger changing avas so people will talk to himSad
I think I just need a clone of myself to fap with at this point. It's too hard to find an anon who understands what I'm after and then actually follows up.
>>79134555what are you after?
>>79130825This is kind of hot though.... x.x
>>79134594Obsessive milkers that don't take no for an answer
>>79132916To the nonny who sent and then removed the friend request, sorry I didn't get to you in time~<3
When was the last time you fapped to your mom, /dft/?
>>79134840never
dunno? if you asked me when a mentally handicapped freak asked me a question only someone who took an elevator to the top of the spectrum at birth would I could tell you though!!
>>79134215NTA but it wasn't that interesting
>>79134919Weak
>>79134956Shut up retard the yes king guy died
>>79135142WAIT WHAT
>>79135142am I going to heaven? yes king
>>79135163Michael Willis Heard, creator of the viral “Yes King” meme on TikTok, has died, his daughter Mykel Crumbie confirmed in an emotional Facebook post.
I got to talk to him before leaving this morning! I hope he's having a good day today...
>>79135240>Asthma attack which led to a heart attack and eventually developed into him becoming brain dead unfortunatelyDamn rip king. Tiktok in shambles
adrian explain the afterlife
>>79131784You can use my mouth
Cocklusting nonnies are cute!
>>79135261meet up and have gay sex
it's so sad the yes king guy died of ligma...
>>79135452Who the hell is steve jobs
>>79135452Stop posting dead people
>>79135452I can't believe this is how I found out...
>>79135426I'm too old, but I would blow him.
>>79135274Enrique!
>>79135617Never too old for hugging, kissing, frotting and whispering Iloveyou over and over though
>>79135617how can you be too old for gay sex?
>>79135369What if I lust for cocklusters?
>>79135655>>79135656I'm six years older but he's also super cute! He's young and spry while I'm near death's door.
Which dead person would you fuck if you could travel back in time?
>>79130281I really like this image.
>>79135699your grandfather so I could seduce him from your grandmother so your father wouldn't be born, therefore you wouldn't be born.
>>79135697Man six years is nothing. I wouldn't worry. You're the one making me feel old if anything. I've even had 10-11 year agegaps both ways.
>>79135666They are super cute (especially the ones with some size queen tendencies), so you have good taste!
>>79135699i will rape you and kill you and then go back in time to rape and kill you again
>>79135755I'll be thirty before he is in his mid 20s though. I'm retirement home bound...
>>79135800Yeah but you can tell him all about those times you went out to play with dinosaurs and all boys love them so... He'll be high over heels.
>>79135853True I can get him under the covers and show him lite brites and glow in the dark dinosaurs. I just have to figure out what the fuck a skibidi toilet is.
>>79135768>size queenYab. Not into sph. (Am 5in on hard)
>>79135800I lewd with someone from here that's like 8 years younger than me. You are fine anon
>>79135933Don't worry, I'll give them what they want (or need, rather), nonny.
>>79135930would you let him bounce on your cock?
I'm falling in love with a nonny who's 10 years older than me... this wasn't supposed to happen!
>>79135952He's my favie though!>>79136024Only if he wants it but he isn't really a bottom and I would never make him do things he doesn't want to do!!
why do spats always get me in this mood
retarded zoomie who ruined his brain with porn hereany 25+ years old nonny willing to fuck me until i cry?
>>79136050how brain ruined we talking
>>79135977Why did that come off as a boast lol
>>79136050For posting my oshi, I'll grant your wish. Tag? I'm 30...
oh oh wait till you find out what you're feeling isn't actually love but lust! that'll reaaaaally blow your mind
>>79136085>I'm 30...im horny... can you post your tag instead
>>79136091Looni just because nobody loved you beyond being a cumdump doesn't mean that others can't
>>79136091ENTER
No this really is different! Even after they make me cum over and over I just want to spend time with them...
>>79136091smooth skintight dresses like that are...
I want to be cucked by a zoomer...
ffffffuck
New onahole arrives tomorrow! <3
>>79136106Fine then, its chrono_07
>>79136339What type of onahole is it?
>>79136350Erotic Maid Servant from EXE
>>79132252Not even the quick dailies were enough to keep me playing after a couple years
>>79136350rosa's fucking pantyhose
>>79136106Okay, I think I glitched, can you send again?
>>79136446No you mean, fucking Rosa's pantyhose
>>79136499Sorry but you're getting cucked by a zoomie, unc.
>>79136398>googled what the ona looks like>imagined what it would be like to stroke anon with it
>>79136146hmmm??
>>79136518not quite, more like fucking the space between her thighs and shooting ropes all over Rosa's fucking pantyhose
>>79136540they're erotic. skintight anything is fucking ero.
>>79136398>>79136532Sharing an ona, especially a closed on with a friend is amazing and I highly recommend it. Passing it over after filling it with fresh jizz feels amazing as well.
flat tummy smooth nonnies~!~!~!make me doki doki so much <3
>>79136034anon is scoring a hot zoomie cock...
>>79136532I'll have to post a review for you tomorrow then, cutie. <3 Or maybe you could clean it out when I'm done.>>79136569Keeps it nice and warm and lubed for the next person.
You're all whores
>>79136569What did you and a friend share an ona to?
>>79136579I am in love with this cute zoomer.
>>79136569How do you even get someone to share an ona with
>>79136565sooo erotic huh next you're gonna say it's making you hard? classic. never heard that before
>>79136584It's really hot when there's too much and you see white, foamy liquid leaking from it as you stroke.>>79136598Lots of things, but I remember that he came to some Tifa SFM at least once.>>79136614Have bisexual weeb friends, best found in college
>>79136578/dft/ has those?
>>79136643I was actually going to say stiff! nice try anon.....
>>79136646>Tifa SFM at least once.very nice. how did this even start?
>>79136569wish i had friends like those...>>79136584it did look very cute and kissable... sure anon, ill clean it out for ya <3
>>79136648if you're lucky yeah
>>79136682https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0J9RVdpHQ&pp=ygURZGFtbiBpdCBoZSBnb3QgbWU%3D
>>79136777damn cuteposter... thinking you're too smug for me to handle!
>>79136803IT'S FUCKING LOONI HE WILL JUST GHOST YOU AFTER WE MOVE TO THE NEXT THREAD
>>79136812whaaaat? id never?>>79136803not a lot of people can!!
>>79136833>>79136812is it not ok to post in the thread while pumping nowadays?!
>>79136848totally is? I just have one big superfan that makes it their duty to talk to mention me any chance he gets! don't worry about it
>>79136869so long as we flirt and you keep me highkey lowkey stiff then i wont worry!
>>79136888*red boomer ai eye movie that's in a house or something voice I think his name's hal* I'm afraid I can't do that mr nonnykins.
i can't believe anon is going to be blue balled.
>>79136923and you're doing it right at this moment so we're winning...
That looksmaxxer that does crystal meth is pretty funny
>>79136947this reply could be my last for all you know? or maybe the next one? you'll never know when I'll disappear
>>79136996Nobody cares fuck off
>>79137007thats fine?? im gooning to your pics and it feels good in the moment so why would i be concerned
I miss when looni hyperfixated on me and would milk my cock daily for a week before disappearing
>>79137034aaaaah? your kinds my favorite! no tags no attachments no names just a fleeting connection on a board we'll both forget about once we close it!! as it all should be>>79137058fun times I'm sure? whoever you are
new: >>79137131new: >>79137131
>>79137058can you do that again? he's more annoying than usual
>>79137058bullshit, looni isn't that pathetic
>>79137190he's not even online so its a pain to get a hold of him, he's just getting his dopamine off teasing boys in the thread>>79137193will literally drain your cock three times a day if he gets addicted to you
>>79137227factually correct!!! lucky you? also I'm permainvis even when I'm on so just message I'll see it eventually
>>79137327yeah I know but I'd rather just reread our old conversations instead of getting addicted for a week
>>79137414aren't all those on a dead account? can't be fun with deleted_user67 also I ran out of unique pictures
>>79137459most of them but I still have some with the current account
>>79137498I see? well enjoy!!
