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TADASEXO
remove the shirtpost filter link from the op
The plumber saw my laundry, it's over...
>>79189508Cum stained jockstraps and thongs?
>>79186402Why
Has anyone here tried using ozempic to lose weight? Fucking 75 pounds overweight and I can't seem to do shit about it
>>79190375>experimental drugsUse your bulk to build muscle, don't just lose the weight entirely
>>79190375This is what helped me out >>79190431Last year did a really big push to build up muscle mass, and this year I've gradually cut how much food I eat. I'm 30lbs lighter than I was a year ago... and intending to lose another 30lbs.
>>79190685I need to get myself motivated to work out somehow, its like I lack motivation to do anything in life, and work sucks out most of my energy
>>79190770Go to bed at a reasonable hour, get up the next day and eat a proper meal. It'll help
>>79190859Yeah maybe the eating better food would help, been just eating fucking junk food at work because I'm too fucking lazy to make myself a lunch
>>79190770Even starting off with an extremely small routine would help get you into the swing of things. I wouldn't start with the intent of seeing immediate results, but rather at least building a habit of spending a few minutes at a fixed time. I think what I started with was ordering some dumbbells and doing some reps of curls when I got home before getting dinner.And >>79190859, even a bit of a conscious effort / initiative into getting yourself on the right path is a good enough starting step.Although I say this with some irony since I've been in quite the slump for a few months because work has been demanding, but there's some silver lining since work has me somewhat active.
>/>79191186sounds like you're just fishing for positive affirmation at this point
^ here's your attention
>>79191186Getting a bf really helps with the motivation part, but the paradoxical part about that, is that its harder to get a bf when the motivation part is lacking.
based
>>79189733I had a jockstrap that smells like my sack out in the open, but it was a normal kind and not a faggy kind so it's not that bad.
>>79190375(You)'ve been bulking (You)r whole life now time to cut.Or become musclechub
>>79196414He said no onions!
>>79190770Komano love
GM bros>>79199246Silly awoo man>>79196414I like pizza, but fuck, it makes me bloated, and I'm trying to drop weight.
>mid 80’s to mid 40’s every day this weekHate this shitty weather
>>79200974>This weekend is the last few days above 50Winter's finally here, I guess.
WINTER IS COMING
>>79203095I have headphones, an external battery, weed and vapes. It's brill senpai.
>>79203306DuuuuuuuuuuuudeBut also fun
>>79204265Yeah, unfortunately I still gotta work.
>>79203306>vapesevil
>>79204618Parents hate weed and cigarettes smell too much. So yeah.
>>79186257BREED
ded
Dragon × tiger.
Almost done with work, I'm so fucking tired of this shit.
>>79209075I guess its a bit of a classic combo
Time to get high
>>79210859Yee boi, I also got high soon after getting home from work.
>>79210859>>79211113Nice
Oh on a related note to the weight loss chatter earlier ITT, another thing that worked well for me for losing weight, was replacing most of my alcohol consumption with marijuana consumption.Another reason why you should smoke weed every day.
>>79211435Today fucking sucked, so yeah. Time for weed
>>79211640You're actually right, because I'm in the same boat.
Mooooooo.....
>>79211685Even drinking hard alcohol straight, is so many calories. If you smoke weed or take capsules as edibles, there's basically zero caloric intake. Just make sure you don't have any sort of muchable junk food available.
almost friday, what a busy last 2 weeks. Really need to start drawing again this weekend. Also based thread imageAnyways, hows everyone doing? Thoughts on the new Steam stuff shown yesterday?>>79190375>>79191266Ugh, I've been absolutely horrible about exercising for almost the last 2 years, I really screwed up. Happened because of my job situation changing and I never got back into it again. I really need to take my advice and start very small like you said and get back into it. I can't even thing of trying to find a BF or date because of how lazy I've been the last 2 years, I don't feel like I deserve it...>>79211640That too. I only drink socially but when I do I usually get something light.
>>79213470>I can't even thing of trying to find a BF or date because of how lazy I've been the last 2 yearsSame. I told myself I should "work on myself", but ironically it feels like a chicken-egg paradox where having even a buddy would be my pillar of motivation to work on myself.
>>79213470>Anyways, hows everyone doing? Thoughts on the new Steam stuff shown yesterday?I'm not a consolefag, but it looked pretty good. With how the mainstream corpo console companies are failing in recent years, creating a massive opening in the market, and with how Steam still resists DEI hires... they have the possibility of making a bigger impact into the market than the OG release of the XBox did.What I'm really anticipating from Steam though, is them announcing Half Life 3 before Christmas. If you've been paying attention to the clues from what kind of updates they are doing, they've basically been doing updates that look like finishing touches for the past couple months.Work can really fuck over any healthy habits or routines.And when I think "something light" with respect to drinking, I think of light beers thus more calories, but now that I think of it (while crossfaded), "something light" could also refer to something like White Claws, which are pretty low in calories, alcohol-wise.
>>79213470Doing alright, new steam stuff looks really cool. Wondering if my glasses fit under their vr headset
>>79213470I’m okay, bf too
>>79216258Do you need glasses under a VR headset? Do they not have an option to change the focus to make it work or something?t. slightly nearsighted
>>79216914VR headsets generally don't have that option afaik. For my quest 3 I usually just squeeze my glasses under it, but there are places you can get custom lenses made for your prescription.
>>79216946Huh. Who knows, maybe a QoL feature that will only become standard after AI basically replaces 90% of the staff in software companies.Nearsighted I assume is a lot easier to work with. I can even hit targets wayyyy downrange without contacts if my rifle has a sight with magnification.
>>79209075>Dragon and tigerShen Wulong?
>>79186402You're probably why it's needed in the first place.
when they are no tops nearby, bottoms fuck each other for breeding..
>>79228190https://vocaroo.com/1ozigIcM8mVQ
>>79228190That's true I'm a biologist that's completely true
Howdy /bara/ having a good day/night? Looking forward to the weekend?
>>79230670Got home from work a bit later than expected (was on the way out of the office, when the phone rang and turned into half an hour finding the person responsible to unfuck their fuckup). Did a weed run. Got a shower. Got hight.The weekend is going fine right now.
>>79232500>Got hight.High, hiiiiiggghh. You know what I meant.
>>79230670planning to test a really goofy recipe idea for thanksgiving this weekend + get back to my art lessons
Hate it when that happens
Why equine cocks are so attractive ?
>>79232850No. Stop. Do you want me to get the squirt bottle?
Shut up Dongle!
Oh right, Friday music posting.While the song itself might not be for everyone, the lyrics are entertaining and the animations are pretty crazy. AI made music video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrm3HAJUO54
>>79232869I'm the squirt bottle
>>79232869>>79233131We have a squirt bottle at home.Pick related the squirt bottle.
>>79232500I know some people that WISH they got hight(me) enjoy your weekend bro>>79232632Hope it turns out okay and enjoy your early thanksgiving>>79233092Been playing old gba Castlevanias and I know people shit on it but Harmony of Dissonance has a decent ost, if it was remixed or something then it could hold up to a lot of other ost’shttps://youtu.be/MU5Bb1NLTHI?si=q6qiU2ffh9PpCK4Chttps://youtu.be/yY4czr_PYsQ?si=8x1MbqFEU9j0GgwlBut Circle of the Moon still holds a special place to mehttps://youtu.be/XQ5zCeVmEYY?si=ZHOqSxQ_JDSKw-lw
>>79230670Tired because bad sleep last night, hoping to get a good rest tonight>>79228190sounds about right
>>79233472Castlevania is pretty good. As much as Netflix adaptations are deserving of being memed on, *that fight scene* to that classic Castlevania song was so good.NES version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2oZtvjg5oAActually decent Netflix adaptation:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwrqNI0Y8JkAlsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc>I'm blue and in need of a guy, I'm in NEED of a guy, I'm in need of a guuuuyyyyyy
>>79230670Meh and meh, tired gonna be busy this weekend
>>79237054erotic
>>79236666It sucks that it took DMC being a fucking polarizing show to reveal how insincere Shankar was but the damage is donehttps://youtu.be/PzXtYhCoTpM?si=HajhlXLL2GjZi03Whttps://youtu.be/xQRMjAg2jN0?si=0Uqj8sb_337hnZkNhttps://youtu.be/ver18ZHcH3k?si=dTrFLiA7QR5VPC2dhttps://youtu.be/VsgffC9KfSY?si=IdGYLg15lhdT-uW4I could play on piano before, I hate getting old :/>>79241377Welcome to being an adult :/
>>79245358>>79236666>>79241377GOD DAMMIT
>79245358>>79245370Why are (You) like this?But also baracat... and adulting is hard I just want a bara bf to make me his housewife(male)
>>79248242Baracat hits both sides of my brain, the "fuck, he's manly, and I want to suck and fuck him" and the "you're a kitty! Fluffy kitty!" sides.
>>79248385I bet life would be complete after baracat dicks me down and then we cuddle after
>>79248242>make me his housewife(male)same........
Got a good sleep and feel much more energized todayhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Jupy_8L503c&si=e91yPrzsMm7fznLz>>79248242I wanna find a bf to make a housewife. I dont feel like I deserve it right now though.
>>79230670boyfriend told me i'm cute so doing good, chill weekend so farhope you're doing okay too DUMB panda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSUen-d1Pg
>>79249977>>79251345I bet I could be such a good housewife(male). Like I would cook such good meals for my bara bf :3
moribund
>>79186238>tfw found gay furry art on my moms laptopWTF is this feeling
Woofia bros the shota fox is next…
bump
>>79268417>slit
Couldn't cum again award...
>>79271715i don't feel bad because you never learn
^ wishes he gets (You)s the way he (You)s me
>>79271715sauce?
>>79268417Slit...Also where are (You) reading these newsAlso NOOOOOOOOOO if true, at least I get 2 more weeks to save up more bells...
>>79272098I'm not sure, it's not in my Xitter likes and my history doesn't go back that far.
>>79272265Didn’t mean to post the same image…https://x.com/XXLWOOFIA/status/1989955343833563393
>>79272402>That silhouettePlease let it be a manlet twunkPlease let it be a manlet twunkPlease let it be a manlet twunkI can NOT handle anymore bs from this game please why are they like this
>>79272776Anon…
>>79272776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k
>>79272928Shotabros eating good
>>79272928built to take wolfcock
>>79272928he looks so smug
>>79272928too old
>>79272928>Doing the "is it a teenager, or is it just a small twink? :D"I hate it. Why are slop games like this? Fuck 'em. Fuck all of 'em >:(
Sunday ahhhhh dayhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wp3iOlFfuT4&si=2XhA1D8Ogfg8jfjQhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtnUVaRwXM&si=7jQuwUuCYaaw9blz
>10
KAMUI DAYKAMUI DAYKAMUI DAYBREED THE WOLF!
Why is the dad such a slut?
>>79277455He may be a basic bitch bara wolf anthro, but he too is very breedable
>>79277982
>>79186257>>79186238man, I sure wish I could get the sources for these to download them in better quality
>>79278815
>>79266372Well, don't keep us waiting, post it
Is it me, or did a bunch of furry artists deleted their Twitter accounts? I tried looking up Zcik and Nanoff on Twitter and couldn't find their accounts.
>>79281725I think you’re just retardedhttps://x.com/zcikart?lang=enhttps://x.com/nanoff94?lang=en
>>79282051B-but i looked them up and they didn't appear to me.
I think it's hot to see a guy nut on the floor.
>>79280477Thanks
>>79287567I don’t get it…
>>79277455Kamui sexKamui sexKamui sex
>>79283315they blocked you its over
>10Dummies
>>79279090why do so many furries want to fuck their dads, just a wierd upsurge of this sort of content in the last 2-3 years
>>79297102Incest just seem quite popular with males in general. Father-Son incest is somewhat common in gay erotica in general. On the heterosexual side, look at all the "step-mom/sister" in mainstream porn, or the "Ara-ara~" in hentais.
>>79186238Daddy
my images are too powerful for 4chanhttps://files.catbox.moe/5le3wj.png
>>79285664Does anyone else think this guy is super hot?I think its the detail on the body paired with tight cloths.
>>79309742I find it kinda hot to see a guy's belly button through his shirt
ded thread
So Cloudfare got a teeny-weeny little problem apparently.
>>79317102EVERYTHING’S DEAD
IT'S BACK
>>79317335now what?
>>79317102Trump and Bill used the Cloudfare meltdown time to... delete some videotapes.
>>79317335slut
I wonder if there's DEI for autists for software engI just want 100k man...
>knotsfuck off
Pet praising your wolf boyfriend during his workout
>>79328677Wouldn’t be my bf with THOSE shitty highlights!
>>79213470Hey, don't miss Playboy of trash again!I think it started.
>>79323280Whats his problem
Hate when this happens…
>>79338765>Wake up>Cum>Brush teeth>Cum>Breakfast>Cum>Drive to work>Cum>Exercise>Cum>Breathe>CumWhy are bara beastmen like this?
> be me (13M korean, didn't know im a fag yet)> bored af after academy class> visit buildings around me> saw a gym, went inside> a big muscle dude clamps down my head and shoulder, asking me what am i doing here> monkaS> told him im just curious around the place> rotates me to the exit and smacks my ass and laughs> most erotic thing i've experienced my entire life, fuck puberty honestly that shit alphawidowed me and nothing even muscular escorts can come close to that experience
So bara is essentially just male bimbos huh
>>79339279Hot
>>79339758More generally, it revolves around masculinity.
>>79340092Not the way some of you fags act.
>>79340119What matters is the art, not the posters, Anon-kun.
>>79339758They're himbos, get it right.
>>79340905exactly
>>79342607This image always makes me feel sad
>>79342695why?
>>79344825Where are his nipples?
>>79346332They are sold separately
>>79356310this artist brings out one of the most boring furslop artstyle and composition (1boy standing). still surprise me that he managed to collab with a pillow company with his shitty nekojishi artslop
>>79357013sex
What was the last book you read and was it any good?
>>79361296>Candide, ou L'Optimisme>VoltaireYeah it's good.
>>79361296What If? 2, the book by xkcd. Yes it's good and funny
>>79361296The idiot by Dostoievsky. It was good, but nowhere near his other novels.
>>79339279>pic of beastman minutes before molesting a shotabrowhy are baras sex pests?
>met a guy in his late 30s on barq >I’m in my mid 20s >we’ve been talking for a year >he lives 20 minutes from me >when I’m horny I want to meet him >the idea of him being older and well off turns me on >I kind of like the thought of having a sugar daddy >he buys me gifts when he travels abroad >but as soon as the post-cum clarity hits and I remember what he looks like I get completely turned off >I’m good looking and pretty fit so it makes the contrast weirder >I feel bad for not accepting his invitations >but I also know that if I agree to see him he’ll want to fugg me and I’m not actually attracted to him when I’m thinking straight I feel bad for not accepting his invitations, but I also know that if I agree to meet him he’s going to want to fugg, and I’m just not into him once the horniness wears off.Also he's into pup hoods so that's a turnoff too, those masks are creepy af
>>79367448How many times are you going to post this shit?
>>79361296Waterland by Graham Swift, excellent novel.>>79364601Read C&P, Notes, and had a false start with Brothers K. Considering starting on him again at some point, what do you reccomend?
>>79361296Tales of Wonder, by Lord Dunsany.It was interesting.
>>79367448Just don't cum, easy
>>79273695He's literally taller than Racles....
>69
>>79364675Come on be honest, you definitely would like to be molested as a young fagteen by a muscle dude.
>>79384966read >>79339279
Purple tigger...
An ambiguously brown guy at my gym trains wearing crocs...
>>79387741Natural selection needs to do its job
>>79387741>ambiguously brown guyvaguely ethnic*
>>79384966Yes.
Weed has a much stronger effect when you're a bit worn out from a long work week... on a related note, its FRIIIIIIDAYYYYYY.>>79389189Why would "vaguely ethnic" mean potentially a wide variety of races? An ethnicity is a subset of a race. Eg: Germans and English are different ethnicities, but they're considered the same race.
Friday!https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_n_IvNNyH8&si=Io2luo3zyJ28uotKhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8Ujg6fbE4&si=wCryJ2bfYOZ2TyI2
>>79391131Because "vaguely ethnic" is generally used to describe someone with darker skin as that post had already pointed out. Another description would be “ethnically diverse”
>>79391360I'm ethnically diverse. I am German, English and Irish.
>>79391612that’s white, ur boring af
>>79391358Friday! Having a good day/night, plans for turkey day?https://youtu.be/3c4_jTnsegM?si=Jlfcc7iFMUvfvzRbhttps://youtu.be/aEx8XyOvmnM?si=mnE7c65a7LCAA15d
>>79391681Go back to red dit, you don't even understand how to attach a pic to your post.
