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7oomer is not allowed here anymore.
>>79188499more to follow I hope
>>79188465it's easy, she just magicks them to half their current size (except his dick) and they have a great time in the tub together.
7oomer is allowed here.
>>79188499How you planning on stopping him, limp dick?Hey, 7oomer, I request you draw this guy’s waifur getting plapped by your fatty while he watches from the cuck chair.
I want her to nurse me back to health
You impress your waifur, but she has a furboi boyfriend already is the biggest söyböy imaginable. He practically radiates "my wife's boyfriend" energy and acts like a massive cůck.So what do you do?
reading about literal who discord friend sure makes me want to post OC otherwise I'm not a real creative
Kinda want to make one of those dumb gamified isekais with a dragon girl main interest, and the dumb leveling systems. It beckons me.
Is Alisa allowed here?
>>79188611Her masky face makes her look uncanny and not hot.
>>79188653she's a fox woman pretending to be a human woman wearing a fox mask, so she has a real fox face underneath the fox mask. (i hope this doesn't end up aging badly)
>>79188653Her musky ass on the other hand...
>>79188728What's the appeal of stinky assholes?
I am at the gym right now
>>79188795Pump Check
>>79188742There is none. I wonder how that comes to be a turn on for people
>>79188843I wonder if smellfags prefer a certain stink or if they like ass/pussy/feet/armpits equally
luv me sneks
>>79188882They probably take what they can get, no discrimination
>>79188795I totally get the appeal of pokemon now
>>79188882Fuck yeah, boiled egg and cabbage smell.
>>79188796Snekcels seething when that cute humie ends up with a secretary bird instead
>>79188882Have you ever smelled fresh sweat? It's completely different.
>>79188843I like anus and I don’t like stink/musk stuff. It’s more a fictional ideation. I’m not attracted to real people.
>>79188882>or if they like ass/pussy/feet/armpits equallyAss: stinky, mehPussy: creme de la creme of smellsFeet: well here you also gotta be a footfag soArmpit: ehh sometimesThat is not to mention that there are so many other spots for focks smell to build up. Who's not to say a slightly musky tummy wouldn't be an option? Or maybe some variety of focks breath smell?
>>79188974I like sweaty gymbunnies but I'm not down for the stink aspect of itSome guys insist there's some sort of pheromone action going on - maybe its one of those gene things like how some people hate cilantro?
>>79188889built to kiss forced to hiss
>>79188982Wack
>>79188974fresh sweat is not stink you fucking retard
>>79188742There is none. I just thought it would be funny to say because masky face and musky ass sound similar.
>>79189068that's what I said you fucking retard
>>79188987>That is not to mention that there are so many other spots for focks smell to build upI'm talking IRLWe all know 2D girls smell divine
>>79189094>I'm talking IRLAnd I'm talking 2D.And given how she always runs around in that heavy coat and boots, imagine.
>>79189094this is making me think I should be more descriptive about the scent of waifurs
>>79188811Cardio warmup first, lifting next then kickboxing
>>79188889HISSANDKISS
>>79189116I like 2D feet and armpits but their 3D equivalents disgust meVery curious!
>>79189151I don't like real paws eitherbut 3D feet are nice
>>79189151It's the fur anon, it's the fur. Women irl are hairy and gross or plain and boring.
>>79188585I'd hang out with him and try to help him gain his masculinity
>>79189268>now observe, you have to thrust like THIS
>>79188974Its gross but maybe that’s just a me problem >>79189026I wish I had a lopunny gf instead of a h*man one
>>79189300>oh wow that does feel good>but um she's a girl and>it'll feel just as good for her right?
>>79188602You aren't DOEBEIT
>>79188929The last time I played a pokemon game was when the nintendo ds original was still a thing
why was the last thread so steamy
We love cubs here
>>79189533idk
>>79189535
If only the game didn't look so meh
>>79189594It's true though
>>79189602It's a vn, no one is playing for the minigames
>>79189572I need this
>>79189646It's not a VN though, the actual gameplay looks rough
>>79189533Uhh
>>79189661FineDialogue heavy top down shooter
Hello and uh welcome to hmofaville
>>79189738This is the mayor of Hmofaville and her husband.
>>79189794So glad hmofaville is providing immense tax relief to hmofa families
>>79189975they'll never compare to HER
>>79189341>shut up bitch>wow I totally understand that assertiveness thing now!
>>79189924Mouse woman, you just know
>>79189300>>79189341>>79190040lmao, sounds like and oglaf comic
>>79188585Cycling furbois is pretty based nglfambalamb
Reminder that Sybil wants (you) to have a good night's sleep.
My face in Sybil pubes
did rittzler ever make the game with the axolotl chick
Why does every furboi dad look like an effeminate sissy who'd rather bounce on his daughter's human bf's cock than do yard work?
waifur whose furboi bf is bi and likes you more than she does
>>79189794This thread has been brought to you by James Bizzonette Kelly Moneymaker...
>>79189535Just need a deer and we have the MCs of Vice Versa 2 (they all have human dads)
>>79190024I wanna slurp on her clit like it's a strawberry ice cream cone.
>>79189594Average Welshman's wife.
>>79190154But he can do yard work?
>>79190081That was a tiger's future husband that v*rmin stole...
>>79190151Too busy shooting Telsas with shotguns.
>>79190154Because you are looking at gay furry art
>>79190081For as long as man has had grain, the mouse woman has wanted him
>>79190188Dimmi?
>>79190188>say bro one too many times around the bro>surprisebuttsex.mp4
Fags out
>>79190256Raping Daniel while Tracey sits on his face...
>>79188465I really never understood why the bathroom ever required a tub at all. If I'd been put in charge of a "bathing room" the toilet would be in the center near the door-facing wall with a waterproof panel that opens outward. the entire floor would be tiled or just be a giant basin with a drain in one of the corners away from the door. Towels robes, and soiled clothes could go behind another dry panel, with a drying rack on the back of the entry door and any wall-space near to it. You could bathe while sitting on the crapper, spray your ass clean after you poo or girls can wash their snizz in the same way. Some grippy lily stickers on the floor and BAM: perfect bathroom.
>>79190352that sounds like a massive expenditure of water thoughbeitdespiteallodds
>>79190352Japanese bathrooms are the most correct version.
lucy adams
>>79190352>entire floor is tiled>presumably the margins of the walls are as wellThis just sounds like you're asking for a family communal bath without really asking for it.
Wissy
>>79190352>I really never understood why the bathroom ever required a tub at all.Fuck you anon I love a good bath. Showers are the eat the bugs of bathing.
Can you really be loved without a foreskin?
>>79190352this is retardedhow would you consistently heat that much wateryou retard
>>79190439You're supposed to shower to get clean then bathe to relax how is this hard for you "people"?
>>79190352Other people have to use the room anon.
>>79190352>>79190489>Sorry everyone! Papa's already filling up the 300 gallon single-person tub, activated the peripheral warmers and locked the bathroom bulkhead! You're gonna have to go outside!
>>79190439I'd need a Jacuzzi to fit my tall ass into. so baths are usually not something I care about. I spent a few years being an oil tanker inspector, those ships had essentially the efficiency model of what I'm describing.
Hmofa Instagram meme page
>>79190544>bathroom bulkheadthis must've been what the old timers had in mind when they first called it the water closet
>>79190544>his house has only one W.C.everyone point and laughhonhonhonhonhon
>>79190352>You could bathe while sitting on the crapperThat sounds completely repellant. What dystopia do you live in where you can't afford yourself the comfort of both in your own home?
nevermind the logistical nightmare of putting what is essentially a shallow pool in your own house and installing waterproofing, imagine the fur cleanup after it's donealso if she's on the shitter or on her period and she's blasting herself with cold water that fur is definitely going down the john. rip pipes
>>79190643Maybe I want to be clean all over after using the shitter is all. https://youtu.be/FBl5yGLg4qg?si=O_Hm5xe77gR_fXth
>>79189572i want to be lenas gaming chair
>>79190696then take a shower after you shit naked you giant tard
>>79190544The upkeep on any one of those things, including leak risks from shitty caulking and tilejobs would be enough to kill a milleni- oh wait, they're still living in their parent's house that was built before the Great Water Closet Hysteria of '26.
>>79190696get a bidet you dimwit
dog
>>79190720why not do both at once though? Like how much time would you save if you could wash while pinching one off?
hmofa?
i think i will make a short statement in all lower case letters without attaching an image or replying to any other posts
>>79190777just install a giant toilet in your house that you have to wade through waist-deep water to bathe and shit injust make sure it doesn't flush before you're out or you're going for a ride
>>79190777While you care about your shitting experience I'm building a jacuzzi large enough to fit me and 3 waifurs
>>79190821Why not shit in the jacuzzi?
>>79190821How crooked is your neck?
>he farts in his sleep>so he must also shit in his sleep>we must solve this problem with looney tuns engineering
>>79190837this is why you don't have 3 waifurs
>>79190624Sorry, my fault for being born in a post-Soviet shithole where 30 square meters are a luxury.
While everyone talks about toilets and plumbing, Newt is singing to herself about pooping in the ocean lol
>>79190879england?
>>79188974Snep pits might be source of the Soma mentioned in the early Indo-Aryans Vedas.
>>79190892Emphasis on "post".
>>79190777Because you will now have shitwater to bathe in retard.
>>79190843Furry Land has a jacuzzi in every brothel and a brothel on every corner
The masculine urge to CIVILIZE™ Krystal
travel to capital city and watch ladies while they make toilet
>>79190837we have a certified Indian poster here bros
>>79190904MOMMYYYY
>>79190948b-but it's sloppa... sniff...
>>79190916>thick drawn on eyebrowsI can't explain why but i know that any and every woman that does uses this is an absolute bitch, like, actual drag on society and foreign to the concept of good faith.
>>79190965I hope there are anons out there who lift for your waifu
>>79190797Hug but I know the author is just gonna put the most mid human woman or something
>>79190990I bench 250 and ohp 190, is there a waifur for me?
>>79191009Lizard
>>79190990I don't even know what he's working out here
>>79190965>>79190990Sauce?
>>79190990I started lifting for her early this year [spoiler]And because I was fat and couldnt carry grocery bags without getting winded after 15 years of sitting on my ass all day long[/spoiler]
>>79191005We can dream of better results anon
>>79191044Neither did the AI that generated it.
>>79190990my deadlift max is 230 im so cooked
>>79191051Stolen from twitterland
>>79191044Looks like a barbell hip trust
Watched someone play Night in the Woods again, Mae, my girl failure…
>>79191157
>>79190910shit into the toilet, use shower to wash with, how is this so difficult to parse?
>>79190990Doing sled push at the gym rn and got done with heavy bag drills thinking about anthro pussy the entire time
If I joined the Empire, would they issue me a Bnuuy waifur?
>>79191044>>79191121Hip thrusts which I never see men do its almost always women
We've done away with the old goddess of yesteryear
>>79191269I deleted my post because it wasn't helpful or even constructive, I'm just disillusioned at this thread and this website and I took it out on you at random.I'm sorry Anon, I hope you are at the gym and I hope you have a great night no matter what.
>>79191299Ok
>>79190990I try. I suck and I don't put in as much effort as I should but I try. Still better than doing nothing though.
>>79191352Ok
>>79191352>>79191371Don't you love to see a happy ending, folks!
With enough dedication you'll be able to lift your waifu
I was thinking... You know how animals don't perceive rhythm the way we do? The myth says they don't perceive rhythm, but that's false. There are many animals that can, like parrots that go so far as to sing, social groups of monkeys that even "dance," and rats that can differentiate between types of music. However, I don't think they perceive rhythm on the same scale as we do. What would music be like in a world of anthros? I think it would be slow, with drawn-out tones and relaxing music, clear and uncomplicated.That gave me a little idea for a story. Imagine this world of anthros with soft, simple music when suddenly a human appears with a very strong musical background, something completely different from what the rest of the world is used to, attracting a lot of attention at small local concerts. Idk, I can imagine a love story with that theme.
>>79191157>>79191181Would.
>>79191306>I never see men do its almost always womenYeah right
>>79191295Love this bunny too.
>>79190261NULL SEX!
>>79191405Ok
>>79191306badger poster, do you carry your glock 30 to the gym?
>>79191442It also makes me wonder about that Classical music thing.
>>79191494If you insist
>>79191181Love her, kinda reminds me of the bunny from atomicrops
>>79188465Anthrony bros, we won...
>>79191503The things i'd do to this fish...
>>79191371>>79191394Not impressive in the slightest and these pics could be ancient, but I'm still happy for you sport.
They wouldn't love us if they were real.
>>79189116Are you saying you'd huff her freshly removed boots if you had the chance?
>>79188465Bath... TUBE?!
>>79191598WRONG
>>79190261Swear it almost feels like I just found this guy's doppelganger.
>>79191633Shid wrong webm>>79191598WRONG
>>79190990Of courseI need to start incorporating zercher stuff into my routine for the princess carry but bench 2pl8 for 8
>>79191633Dude, what the hell is that video lol
>>79191633And then they say ypipo have no culture
>>79191633>>79191659sorry anon, the first post got dubs. if it makes you feel better i found those dancing little guys to be really cool
>>79191505Fuck no I already get enough funny looks because I have a toned ass
>>79191650it is pretty close
>>79191633>humanity the nanosecond women get replaced
>>79191659*ahem* you just know
>>79191633this is the human equivalent of mlp in the anthro world
>>79191650I've seen a few "maybe" Mollyanons out there, but that one is up there. Lines are too different, though.
>>79191584I never used one of these sleds before but joe rogan, merab, volk and gsp vouch for them. Honestly I got shitty cardio so gotta work on that, farmers walks are prettty good tooIn other words… Ok
>>79191677I dont know. Somegoofy ahh ypipo thing in Spain
>>79190261>>79191650Its partly because they're using the same tools at the same skill level. Procreate on iPad
I'm so fucking tired and exhausted
>>79191774Ok
>>79191747Did he make more of that depressed girl in the hospital? If not, i hope he does
>>79191781I love this
>>79191486I'm pretty bad at drawing her. Don't know where my dysfunction comes from but yeah she either comes off looking a little bit butch, or just wrong in some other way.
>>79191741>game waifurs are aware of (You)https://youtu.be/LsIBfOcKJc0?t=332
>>79191633That's the coolest shit I've seen in a while.
>>79191804Me two>>79191816Ok
