Walking up to plants, hugging them for just a bit too long without saying anything, and immediately turning around and leaving, acting like nothing happened if asked about it later!

second for jelly hrt

>Affini is visited by her friend who lives in the Andromeda galaxy
>As she's showing her around her neighborhood here on Terra, she drops everything to drag her over to you when she notices you sitting outside of your favorite cafe
>She pets you while gushing about how polite, well behaved, and how much of a sweetheart you are
>They stop speaking English to share a quick few words in their native tongue, but you can tell they're still talking about you
>She gives you a parting headpat before heading off to show her friend more of Terra, leaving you to finish your croissant alone

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Scorn was attempted to be domesticated for being a rebel but right after the haustoric implant he rips out the plant worm from his spine and says "not today xeno scum". Scorn pulls out his bio shotgun and massacres all of the plant xeno's and the wormheads and saves the universe.

>>79261245
i alway loved the sharp teeth desu

>>79262031
They're neato, right?
Just a bit scary in the nice face, throny pointy :)

>>79263639
desu i like being bitten...

>>79263709
Same nona. Biting is actually the best way to administer xenodrugs!

>>79263841
>Biting is actually the best way to administer xenodrugs!
are you sure thats true nona? I dont think it is, i think thats injector needles, nona.
Although i suppose those thorny teefs could *be* injectors...

>>79263887
That's what mistress says so it must be true... She said a healthy floret needs at least four bites a day to stay healthy (apparently I need seven for health reasons) so it's really nice of her to bite me so much!

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>>79264054
"I perscribe more plant bites"

>>79264110
>houseplant

>>79261644
I hate Affini talking Affini in front of us when we know they're talking about us. Hey if I get digitized can I just like install knowledge of their language?

>>79264860
You can also just learn affini now? You know that right?
Did you know they actualy reform their language localy to fit the sophonts better?

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>Forced to live with mean xenrani roommate as part of your post-wardship conditions
>Doesnt do anything productive, just raids your pantry before sitting on the couch to play video games all day
>Rarely showers, just stinks the whole place up with her musk, doesn’t help at all that she also jerks off in the living room
>You want to mouth off on her, but the pheromones fuck with your brain so much that every time you go up to her you end up just huffing her pits and blowing her all day while she plays vidya
>Youre both probably gonna fail your wards but at least then she can steam press fuck you all day without consequence
>Fucking Xenrani man

>>79264917
You realize they can just speak core Affini which is what they do when they don't want sophonts to understand them.

>>79264975
Never seen that happen. Honestly i doubt most of the youngblooms even speak it.
They're plenty suprised when you catch their meaning in affini anyways, the? Dont expect it. Not to toot my own horn or anything, i can barely form a sentance... but its enough!

>>79265029
>Speak a language so sophonts won't understand you
>Use a language they might understand
Your Affini don't seem too bright

>>79265119
Yours seem overly cunning and devious more like.
I dont know why they do they the whole "localize your own fucking language" thing, but they full adopt it you know? Like, they fully adopt it as their primary language they they'll speak to each other when they use affini instead of local languages.
And yet, despite making their own language easier / possible to learn for locals... its not like many people do? Barely anyone speaks it. Even less that arent florets. Like i said, they just dont expect you to know it.
Its not like they're discussing state secrets or anything either, if they *realy* realy wanted to keep a secret they probably just wouldnt discuss it public? Cause like, pretty sure core is possible to understand (if not speak) too. Though admittely much much much much harder, i sure couldnt do it.

>>79265348
Pretty sure they do it to give the small percentage of sophonts interested in languages an enrichment opportunity.

As for Core Affini, you might be able to learn a basic understanding, but I think there are aspects you'd need mods to fully understand and "speak"

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>>79261643
I tried drawing my post because I'm a freak for transformation. I was hoping it would turn out better but it was good practice at least

>HDG fanfic rules
>Don't Discuss Children, Reproduction, or Anything Related to Them
This is a special house blend of autism, in addition to making almost every HDG character non-cisgender and non-heterosexual.

>>79268412
Well the latter is for self insertion mostoy, but the no children rule is autistic.

>>79268412
>>79268569
no its caus pedos arent welcome here....
*hint fucking leave hint*

>>79268412
I read that and found myself wondering if they even have the ability to actually do anything about it beyond banning the author from a Discord server they may not even be in to begin with.

>>79266288
>>79265119
>>79266215
>not just getting biomods to improve your hearing specifically in the frequency ranges that affini speak in.
I mean, it turns biorhythms up by kinda a lot, but you barely need training to understand the basic idea of what affini are saying since so much of the language is tonal. Ironically, higher biorhythm sensitivity helps there, too.

>>79268412
I’ve heard that early on, kiwifarms caught wind of HDG and the rule was made to neuter any attempt at pedojacketing the fandom.

>>79270841
that rule existed WELL before they found out about the plampts. also their reaction to hdg is generally just horror and amusement so i don't think they're particularly interested in pedojacketing the fandom itself

>>79267849
woah... sick...

>>79270841
>>79271320
I mean that's the intention ultimately, avoiding pedojacking in general and perception of trannies being groomers by the right and this feeding it and getting unwanted attention. If HDG was less trans focused I think nobody would give a shit if underaged fics were allowed just like nobody gives a shit about underaged fics on fanfiction.net

>>79267849
I like it, looks like what a spectrum jelly's owner would look like

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Doing this to myself before the affini could come and hollow out my brains

>>79272347
yeah that's fixable with phytotech. super easy, barely an inconvenience

>>79272347
showing picrel to a little sprout

>>79272347
>they fix you
>your brains are already hollowed out for them
great idea nona

big plant.................

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>>79271945
>>79271846
thank you! I was trying to go as close as possible to the way they're described in Abscission. (I looked for other fics with them but the only other one had hard vore and pissplay)

>>79268969
>>79270841
You cannot enforce this, for one thing; also, gatekeeping against pedophiles who want to write a naughty story is not retroactively improving the public image of HDG having a bunch of fucked-up fetishes that only appeal to a niche. It is ineffective pearl-clutching.
>>79269063
My exact thoughts. All they can do is rally their online faggot brigade.

>>79274881
no i just hate pedophiles and long for the day you get whats coming to you :::3

>>79274356
W-Huh???
HARD vore? With death and digestion and shit, that type of hard vore? How would *that* work in HDG?
I can see *soft* vore easily, but hard makes no sense to me. How do they handle that?

>>79275084
A xenrani bites off the mc's fingers during sex and she later fantasizes about getting her limbs eaten off. I'm into blood and biting and stuff but even that's way too much for me and I had to stop. "Sol is Short for Solace" if you're interested

>>79274938
Nobody has prompted mentioning pedophilia except you guys, cunt. I am here thinking: what if somebody wants to write about their characters becoming pregnant and raising children in the HDG setting? According to the blanket rule, the "coom-unity" disallows that. I think the rule has less to do with publicly distancing HDG from pedophiles and more to do with autistic Tumblr/Reddit tranny seethe for not having uteruses.

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>>79274881
theres a lot to be said about muh lolis and wether or not bringing up children at all should be cool or not
but when you're at the point of mask off saying "we shouldnt gatekeep pedophile its pearlclutching" you need to become an hero immediately nigger

ok yeah dont bother feeding the trolls

>>79275186
Ah
Not what i think off when i hear hard vore, but it fits the bill technicaly i guess.
Fucking yikes haha.
My fetish your fetish and all, no judgement to anone into that, but it seems a bit far for HDG even if they regrow their limbs or whatever after hahaha

>>79274938
In my experience the extreme anti-pedos tend to be pedos hoping to avoid suspicion. "If I rage against lolicon than nobody will think I have pictures of actual children on my computer."

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im not the one who wants children in my smut but sure thing mr goodfaith
this is the last (you) youll be getting from me

>>79275218
Literally only you guys are talking about pedophilia. Why the fuck should I - or anyone for the matter - care about fictional children in a pedophile's story?
>mask off
Will you please find a different phrase? Reading LLM slop has turned me off to a lot of common words and phrases, and I come to realize its terminally online people having a formulaic manner of writing is why LLMs are so shit. You are derivative to the point of causing distress is what I am saying.
>>79275333
This manufactured outrage is rather tiresome.

Isn't the second reason they avoid talk of children/reproduction is to also avoid the concept of eugenics as humans so often do with their pets?

Y'know, neutering them and all.

I guess the secret third reason for that rule is so that they don't have to bother about addressing these particular ethical questions in their official servers. Not like they can control what you say or write about the setting in private quarters.

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>>79267849
So fucking cute! Really captured the look of spectrum jellies, so many interpretations just do basic slime girl. Also she looks so pretty, I wanna give her a big squishy hug! Thanks, Nona

Also art prompted me to make this lil sketchy hehehe

>>79275982
wdyd to make her Mad, nona...

>>79275982
aww thank you nona :-) Seeing all your drawings earlier definitely inspired me to start doing my own (I still have some more jelly ideas >:-)) Your affini is really pretty too, I love the big ears and autumn colors! I hope you aren't in too much trouble with her though...

>>79275982
I love your Affini, so pretty. Might be the second prettiest Affini I've ever seen.

>>79275845
Only reason humans neuter their pets is for aggression/behaviour (which haustoric implant completely controls), and to avoid breeding out of control, which could easily be controlled by perfect Affini drugs and implants that are totally 100% safe and 100% effective.

Honestly allowing children in the sense of reproduction probably should be fine as long as you entirely keep them out of the sex and don't sexualize them. I've said before the idea of florets breeding seems thematically fun and fulfilling for some of the trans audience you know, since they can't reproduce as the gender they identify with.

I wrote a little blurb before about an Affini have her floret bred by taking her off birth control and just letting her be her oversexed self and when she mentions being on birth control Affini gaslights her by saying "don't you remember, you asked me to take you off birth control?"

>>79276702
>>79277381
Super glad to hear that! This community has given me so much, it feels good to hear even my little drawings helped inspire others as well. Also if you lot are wondering, I accidentally said gorilla hon as a joke. Now, I’m apparently getting four weeks of core cuddles as punishment >~<

>>79277396
I love her! :DDDDDD
May I ask who the prettiest affini is? Surely she can’t be prettier than MY mama

>>79277513
Yeah, I get why humans do it, but that won't stop people from turning eugenics into a kink or something. Its basically a slippery slope.

One that I am totally willing to slide down, mind you. I won't lie and say that I'm not turned on by taboo stuff.
I just think its totally fair if they don't want to allow it in their specific corner of the woods.

Anyways, I want an Affini to oversex me pls.

>>79268412
>>79274881
no children is 100% a good rule. Yes, it can't technically be enforced, anyone can post whatever writing they want. But it preemptively disavows pedophilia so that we can't be slandered with "muh groomers" accusations.
most characters being trans is not a rule, it's the result of most writers and readers being trans. And there are plenty of stories with heterosexual pairings, though f4f is still (unfortunately) the vast majority.

>>79270841
Let me guess? They're seething at Trans Halo Flood plant gayfiction because it's Trans?

>>79277694
Well it's my mistress obviously. She's very tall and goes for a pink style which looks so pretty.

>>79275982
cute
I love the four arms :3

>>79277753
There's other settings with heavy pet focus that don't devolve into mass neuterings and allegories about ethnic cleansing. Hell I even recall a story where a guy (who is clearly meant to represent the /pol/ style incel white nationalists) mentions he's okay with florets outside of it being creepy because they're inferior people who willingly remove themselves from the genepool.

i want someoneone to take posession of me and lovingly tease me and pat my head and tussle my hair and say how good a job i did and how much they love me
pleeeeasee?

>Scared of getting domesticated
>Terrified of the implant
>While doing research online about good strategies to avoid it, I learn that the BXWC allows you to specify an Affini who you want to take ownership of you if you're deemed incapable of taking care of yourself
>Obviously I'd prefer to avoid that entirely, but it's never a bad idea to be prepared for the worst
>I head over there, fill out the relevant paperwork, and return home
>As I'm setting up the succulents on my windowsill that one of the people on the forums INSISTS reduces your likelihood of being domesticated by "approximately 8%," someone knocks at the door
>It's my Affini landlady (she prefers to be called an "administrator" or "superintendent")
>The Affini I specified as my emergency owner
>The BXWC fucking called her and told her
>And she's utterly delighted
>I slam the door in her face and hide behind my couch, shaking and on the verge of tears, until she leaves
>She leaves behind a basket of snacks with a note telling me she's ready to talk whenever I am
>I login to the forums and post about what happened, asking for advice
>I'm immediately banned and everyone who I was friends with off-site blocks me

>>79282342
>I'm immediately banned and everyone who I was friends with off-site blocks me
They blocked you because having friends get domesticated greatly increases your chance of getting domesticated; jokes on them though, the reason domestication rates go up is specifically because of responses like that.

Anyway, in your landlady's eyes, you're already a goldie. Either talk to her and set firm boundaries or get domesticated for being panicky little thing that can't leave the house on her own. You probably still get domesticated at this point, but you can prolly get more of a courtship rather than an involuntary domestication. Domestication is a good thing though! At least that's what the affini tell me, couldn't be me. The florets deffo seem happy, once they're properly broken.

testing an affini's commitment to opposing retributive justice by stabbing their floret with a big knife

>>79283621
t. class O'd "for your own good :)"

>>79283621
bread moment

>>79282342
You got psyoped
Only big seeds have affini they're so close to they'd say "oh if i HAD to have an owner it should be them"
its like saying "i want them to own me :)"

>>79283621
>the floret giggles at you and asks mommy if she can take you home with her.

Enjoy your new connivent!

Affini friend who gets sad when you say you don’t have any particular affini you’d want to be your owner in the event of your domestication

>>79284449
Poor affini fren ;-;... I don't know why, but ever since I got hearing sensitivity biomods being around sadffinni makes me sad.

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>>79284562
>I don't know why, but ever since I got hearing sensitivity biomods being around sadffinni makes me sad.

>>79284803
Um, that would explain why I get so forgetful around certain affini. I'm sure it's no big deal...

No realy though, "connecting with my emotions more" or whatevers made me a huge pussy
I cant seem to watch "cute anime girl is sad and crys" scene anymore without crying myself
it didnt used to be like this i swear

>>79284236
That's what I'd be inclined to do. However it would be interesting to see Affini protective instincts to the point of lashing out at sophonts.

>Be feralist
>See floret alone
>Revenge.png
>Run up to floret
>Don't notice her Affini nearby
>Knife sinks into floret and they scream
>Suddenly feel as though my face was slammed against a tree stump before I'm ragdolled across the street 30 feet grinding on the asphalt
>Wake up in a hospital after my third surgery with my jaw mostly fixed and all of my teeth reconstructed and implanted
>Affini is desperately apologizing to me for nearly caving my head in while defending her floret
>Offers to take responsibility and adopt me

>>79285358
Unlike any sort of revenge or retributive justice, i can 100% see stuff like this happen. Easily. Affini would stop at nothing to keep their beloved floret safe, and if the danger happens to be another sophont... accidents could happen.

>>79285405
I mean once reality snaps back to them and they see what happens I think they'd feel awful and maybe regretful "I could have just grabbed him with my vines." With how strong an Affini is a backhand would probably shatter your jaw and your occipital bone, rupture your eardrum, knock out over a dozen teeth, break your nose, detach your cornea, and punt you across a four lane highway.

>>79285358
cute I love this

>>79285789
Oh yea no, of course. Theres zero actual malice there. They'd just have a panic reaction seeing their floret hurt or in danger, so they wouldnt be thinking at all. I imagine an affini seriously punting you away or whatever is gonna send you flying for sure.
They'd probabbly feel bad about after, yea. Honestly i think the level of regret there might depend on the individual fini? But generaly they'd be fucked up by them having hurt someone, for sure.

>>79282342
>shaking and on the verge of tears
if you have ever been in this state in the sensory range of an affini then you are not an independent. if you believe you are one now, you will not be much longer.

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>If the affini arrived they might remain secret at first, but there would be signs

>>79287570
they're waiting for Half-Life 3 to come out so that human history can end on a high note.

>>79288074
So Gaben holds the fate of the planet in his hands.

>>79289707
oh, Gaben's just a REALLY well disguised Affini scout.

>>79287570
Capitalist Corporations marketing on an anti-capitalist Sci-Fi story...

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The haustoric implant is proof that the Affini are evil xeno baddies who want control and nothing else. They will reduce everyone they find into sockpuppets because that's the only thing in the universe that could """love""" them. Scorn says: Resist the weeds trying to replace your brain. Kill the xeno baddies. Free Terran.

>>79292279
it's ok, they only do it to like a third of people

haustoric implant relapse/reprogramming simulatation session where it just swaps bodies almost where the flort wakes up as the affini and sees how the affini sees her/him/xe whatever

>>79292419
Like the Dragon route in Slay The Princess?

>>79292279
Yea but plant pretty… 0~0

I love miss implant! She's my friend and she stops me from being sad and brings me and miss closer together :3

>>79295134
Cotyledon who's implant has chronic depression

Independent who's usually really friendly and chatty but gets quiet and nervous whenever there's an affini nearby. Can't make eye contact, keeps wringing their hands, tries really hard to be inconspicuous and only talks if someone asks them a direct question. Slips away as soon as they can and cries a little if the 'finni gets too close/touchy

>>79296451
just waiting for this occupation to blow over... poor thing...

Does anyone else get really sleepy when thinking about affini? I’ll usually just think of them in passing (meeting them, biorhythms, cuddles), and then BOOM I start nodding off. If I’m laying in bed this will send me straight to sleep lmao

>>79298085
cooked

>>79296451
I like the idea of being forcibly domesticated in my head but this would totally be me if there were really affini. I get super uncomfortable with unprovoked contact or flirting most of the time irl, idk if anyone feels similarly

>>79298085
cute...

>>79299106
Yea, i think i can emphasize.
I have a wierd duality in me where can enjoy romantic fantasys, yearn for cuddles and such, feel touch starved even... yet be way to autistic to actualy do or enjoy any of that irl. If you come *close* to me, let alone touch me, i'll probabbly get cranky at you.
It being 12 foot tall alien conquerours certainly wouldnt help that. Vet would probabbly perscribe lots of Es to keep me calm and relaxed.

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KILL ALL WORMHEADS

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>>79299249
unfortunately acting cranky whenever you're a target for plampt affection just makes them think you're cuter

>>79299745
TWD!! (total wormhead doting)

>>79299960
So much for benevolent, bothering poor touch averse indies >:(

>>79297622
Just give it a couple more weeks. Free Terrans will win. I'm in contact with a resistance cell and we're planning an uprising on Black Friday.

>>79300815
we'll see how 'touch averse' you are on the 1 gram dose of As and Cs

>>79301403
i kinda doubt that it'd make a huge diffrence, honestly? I mean, maybe it would, its hard to say without trying actual class As yea?
But, like, making touch feel good to the point of cumming my brains out,,, i doubt is going to remove the fundamental ick of casual touch.
Like i said, if anything thats territory for E's, i think

>>79282342
>I'm laying underneath my bed
>It's where I used to "hide" whenever I was anxious about getting sent to forced labor camps or getting drafted to fight Rinans or Affini or whatever under the Accord
>Getting this exact bed brought over from my old apartment was a little tricky, since I was too scared to explain why I couldn't just compile a new one
>It's dark, and quiet
>Moreso than usual
>I think my hab AI dimmed the lights and activated the noise cancelling system for me after I crawled under here
>My stomach is turning as I try to figure out what to do
>The only "friends" I had were on the freedom forums
>The only time I'd really leave the hab was for organized irl meetups to meet my socialization/fresh air quota
>I haven't gone outside in over 24 hours
>Not really unusual for me, but I'm still on pins and needles waiting for an Affini to knock at the door
>I don't know what to do
>My hand slowly tilts up the tablet laying on the ground next to me
>I put in the contact details, and the call connects
>The Affini answers almost immediately
>"Good morning, Anonymous!"
>It's the clerk from the BXWC who helped me fill out my Emergency Owner Consideration paperwork the other day
>She gave me her number and told me I could call her at any time if I had any questions, and it seems "any time" wasn't an exaggeration, since she's clearly in the middle of a meeting
>She tilts her head curiously
>"...may I ask where you are right now, dear?"
>Stars, I probably should have crawled back out from under the bed
>I try to think of some less pathetic way to word it, but after an awkwardly long pause, I just bluntly ask what I should do if I lost all of my friends all at once
>She looks like I just stabbed her in the heart and twisted the knife
>"Oh, petal..."
>An equally concerned Affini in the background is glancing over her shoulder, trying to get a good look
>This was a bad idea...

>>79302003
>She sends me the details of some local social and hobby groups that will be having meetings soon, as well as a counselor who I can talk with
>The threat of a wardship isn't outright stated, but it's clear that attendance isn't optional here
>She also asks that absolutely any time I'm feeling lonely or sad during all of this, to please be sure to either call her or my "special Affini friend" (my Landlady)
>The Affini are "here to help," of course
>I thank her for her time and hang up, before letting the tablet flop back onto the floor face down
>...
>I've got a few hours to kill before my first mingling appointment...
>I pick the tablet back up and try once again to log into my forum account
>Still banned
>I wipe away a bit of moisture from the corner of my eye as I set it back down
>I know they were never REALLY my friends, but it still hurts...

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>>79302030
>terran is sad
domestication IMMEDIATELY please please domestication now domesticate NOW

giving a really hateful and violent feralist class C core cuddles until they insist that their mistress is one of the good ones

>>79302676
i wonder if that's been done in any fics before, i love the concept.
"This is my floret-"
"NO! i'm not Her floret, i'm Her lover! i'm like captain Kirk, i'm showing Her the superiority of, uh, the human spirit."

>>79302030
i wish actual social workers cared that much

quark sized affini

>>79304673
cute until she starts domesticating you atom by atom

bab

>>79301157
Aren't you a floret?

>>79297622
don't tell them the affini will be here forever! they'll cry!

>>79307389
Oh fuck. Mommy the snake is caught! The rabbit is in the burrow! I repeat the rabbit is in the burrow!

firstbloom who has a really hard time doing the mean and scary routine with her floret even though they're a feral

>>79302030
I realy like this green!
It captures the way i like to think affini society works verry well, rather than the usual "instant wardship or domestication" we joke about

Pro tip, if you're not a sprout and your affini still won't let you view uncut media, you very likely are on a low class H or something else that affects your ability to tell reality from fiction.

>>79311684
yes

midress..

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>>79264110

>>79308165
wait, you call your owner mommy? that's so cute... sociopath-tan...

>>79317061
horrible. thank you. world's worst(best?) veterinarian

>>79317482
Shut up, it's only when I'm scared

>>79317854
cute :3

>>79317854
precious...

>>79309141
>Neet goonerfini, staying up late reading Terran-written domestication horror fiction
>Affini just grabbing Terrans off the street and pumping them full of drugs and slapping collars on them
>Goonerfini's injectors are oozing, dripping, and spurting as she reads with a sigh
>Oh everbloom, if only it worked that way...

>>79319690
feralist seed that gets visibly disappointed when the Affini that comes for the wellness check doesn't immediately start sexually harassing them.

>>79319829
repressed free terran who visibly quivers when pet

>>79317061
cursed

>>79316490
hey its not nice to call your owner mid
shes doing her best

>>79323250
Affini who's not trying her best because her floret is pretty low maintenance.

She's actually a little disappointed at how low maintenance you are, but she's not about to paralyze and blind you just so that she can take care of you more, she's not a monster. She is thinking of little sprouting you again, though.

>>79323392
a-again?

>>79323392
>feralist soldier permanently blinded and/or paralyzed while fighting off affini
>has to come to terms with being fully dependent on their new owner

>>79323922
I hope someone tells her that they can fix her before she spends years blind just because the affini thinks its cute

>>79323797
They grow up so fast, don't they? One minute their Affini is their entire world, and the next, they don't need them at all anymore.

(The floret can make their own peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and doesn't need to hold hands with their Affini every time they leave the hab.)

>>79323974
nah her mistress gets too many views on florttube of her getting really excited at the sound of her voice

>>79308391
>"Hehe another silly terran for me to break >:)"
>"You'll never break me, you hideous fucking weed monster! Once I escape I'm going to tear your fucking core out and strangle every wormhead I can get my hands on!"
>"I... you... *sniffling*
>*Quiet sobbing*
>"Hey... it's ok... you were doing a good job! Please don't cry..."

>>79319147
>>79318922
No! I'm not precious! I'm not cute!

>>79324892
.....cute :3

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>>79305474
>cute until she starts domesticating you atom by atom

>>79324892
Back in my day, whenever an adorable sophont denied being adorable we would tie them up and press a vibrator against their dick until they could repeat back how pretty and cute and obedient they were. The owners of this generation have lost their way.

>>79324892
what would your mommy say about that if i asked her?

>>79327176
>>79326883
>>79324940
I-I've been... convinced... that I'm a very cute... extremely precious... and exceptionally pretty floret... Umm... thank you for reminding me of how cute and precious and pretty and adorable I am.

>>79327329
ahhhhh so adorable... your mommy is a very lucky affini

>>79327498
Sociopath-chan is the prettiest "boy"

>>79327329
good gi.. i mean sprout :3

>be independent
>have a tendency to kinda just flop onto the floor for no reason, might lay there for an hour, might be a minute or two
>recently neighborfinni been leaving pet beds in hab right where flop most often
>never gave her access
>obviously handmade
>decompile it each time
>more extravagant and detailed every day
>lately they've been xenodrugged, increasingly difficult to get rid of
>class E was easy, maybe a little harder to grip
>class A was just awkward, but class Z required a rope and pulley from another room
>pretty sure one was class B'd, kept forgetting it was there the second wasn't looking at it
>latest one in lilac, absolute favorite color
>pretty sure this one was class C'd
>try to pull it to the decompiler
>can't get rid of her, start crying and can't complete command to decompile

How can i-I mean my friend get rid of Linette? It's getting worse.

>>79329805
you should keep her :3

>>79329805
>How can i-I mean my friend get rid of Linette? It's getting worse.
you don't need to get rid of her yet
just bury your face in her for a while and see if you really are sure you want to get rid of her later

>>79329897
but *my fren* wanna be able to flop on the floor ;-;, also don't wanna accept unwanted affini 'gifts'

>>79329907
That'll just make it worse!

>>79330016
just ignore it
im sure you wont even notice it next time :::^3

>>79330016
>That'll just make it worse!
it might be a good thing though, aren't you worried about what the next bed will be drugged with?

>>79330148
h-how much worse could it get, really? neighborffini wouldn't leave anything truly disruptive would she?

>>79330105
we'll figure something out!

>>79330250
>h-how much worse could it get, really? neighborffini wouldn't leave anything truly disruptive would she?
I mean what if she filled it with class G or Y

>>79330305
>class G
Annoying, but should be overwritten with new class G's from the vet.
>class Y
Brb, gonna go compile an SCBA....

do NOT face the weeds alone when astral projecting

>>79330971
They always seem nice when I'm astral projecting, you aren't acting hostile towards them, are you? Just because they aren't much more powerful on the astral plane doesn't mean you should mess with them; their tech can interfere from the physical level.

plants.................................

Affini who's literally a weed. She's planted herself in your garden and is sucking up all the nutrients from the soil. She's totally dormant so you can't ask her to move. Your tomatoes are small and sickly.

>>79331973
Time to start eating her fruit. Surely that wont have any adverse effects!

>>79317061
>You are a feralist.
>This vexes me

>>79328824
You say mommy one time and you're labeled a sprout for life.

>>79331973
>Kudzufini who spreads fucking everywhere and before you notice your garden and hab are completely covered in kudzi

>>79335032
do you think an Affini could just, like, attach their core to an existing plant or area of plants and just take it over as part of their body? the entire american south just gets one kudzu megafinni?

bap

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How it feels knowing no one is coming to save us yet desperately yearn for them to

>>79332198
Yummy fruit salad with funne droga

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Yay new art!

>>79335095
the south will bloom again

>>79339437
Oh thats cu-
Oh thats a diaper
God fucking damit
GOD DAMN FILTHY WEEDS!

>>79261245
Sexo

I managed to drop linette off at neighborffini's place... it was kinda awkward cause she kept trying to get me to look at her but I didn't wanna when I didn't know how much class C I was actually exposed to.

Her voice is nice...

>>79342106
Aw, you're just gonna leave her there? Are you never going to visit Linette ever again? You don't want her to get lonely, do you?

>>79342144
shut up, you sound just like neighborffini ;-;... she says I can visit. Also neighborffini already had the next pet bed ready, so she'll have company.

>>79342106
Class Cs are a helluva drug

>>79342217
Don't I know it... you don't think I was too rude by refusing to look at neighborffini, do you?

>>79324503
breaking a feralist by being really nice to them all the time until they give in

>petal, what is that button on your dress?
>a free terran symbol, mistress
>where'd you get it?
>i don't remember, mistress
>what is it that you've got written on your collar?
>"domesticate me", mistress
>you write "domesticate me" on your collar and you wear a feralist button. what's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

>>79343033
No mam!
I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, mam!

>>79342394
As on expert on class-Cs, no. You bonded with a bed, at least a hab ai talks like a person and a stuffed animal resembles something alive. Not that I can throw stones about getting attached to inanimate objects of any shape.

>>79335003
Once is all it takes... In front of an affini, at least. Are you saying your mommy doesn't treat you like a sprout?

>>79343483
>Not that I can throw stones about getting attached to inanimate objects of any shape.
It can't be that bad nona, gooner friendfini thought it would be funny to lace my coffee with class-cs while she gushed about her cringey terransona and showed me her godawful art. Now I'm literally addicted to erping with her every night as Captain Bloodsteel Weedstomper's sensitive cabin girl.

>>79343784
No, but she finds me getting attached to people and objects cute. Also I probably need SOME class-Cs due to the whole sociopathy.

>>79343814
I call my hab AI Miss Charlotte and have named every stuffed animal my mistress bought me as well as some dependable household appliances.

>>79343979
>I call my hab AI Miss Charlotte
Wait are you on florttube??? I think I've seen you in a compilation... you should bond with more things actually! Seeing stuff like florts snuggling up to couch cushions or kissing each individual floor tile is really adorable...

>>79344411
It's exhausting, like having a ton of friends. Yes you love them and glad you know them, but you don't want them to feel left out so you have to think about every one of them.

>>79343814
>Captain Bloodsteel Weedstomper
does she post any of her works?
just wanna laugh at it ofc haha~~

failed feralist suicide bomber getting dragged into the floret cuddle pile (they will never escape)

>>79346078
Lucky fucker, escaping dollmaidhood...

>>79343483
You're prolly right, especially with how much her biorhythms were screaming how badly she wanted me

>>79344614
I understand... I bet your mommy is proud of you for being able to take care of so many friends :)

>>79345892
ugh... if you must know they're all on ao4... I used to laugh at them too but now I can't get through a clumsy paragraph about the captain destroying an entire compact fleet then having her way with the spectrum jelly servant (one of my ocs) without getting mind numbingly aroused...

...hold on I need to take care of something >.<

>>79346855
auth name or anything?
actually thats enough for me to find the fic dw
i'll uh brb....
oh she has a discflort server

flort empire.....

would be nice to have two bodies kicking around
one living the low life free, the other in blissful pethood

and then you realize that the plant you've been playing a domestic life with has been tracking your other body down this whole time

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Drew me and my partner as little fox pinnates. They snuggle up when it’s cold (or whenever they feel like it), steal all sorts of yummy treats, and yap at each other for hours on end. They even curl their tails together when they’re all huddled up.

Also had another visit from my dreamfinni lol. We were walking up a street on a hill together and I was starting to slow down from exhaustion. I think she noticed, because she then hoisted me into her arms before nestling me against her chest. I just stared into her face while she gave me little tickles, briefly looking around the street as she pointed out little land marks to me. The trees were so pretty, it was late autumn so all the leaves were super orange, just like my afinni nsnsjjsjsjsj. I just kept on looking back at her gentle mask, it left me with so much joy. I felt so fucking safe…

gay sex (a floret having sex with another floret)

>>79349888
>one of the florets is secretly independent.

>>79346976
Please be careful nona, I love her (as a friend) but she's a total creep, even by 'fini standards

>>79349879
so cute...

>>79350122
perfect....

>>79349879
need

Indie who talks to the stuffed animal their Affini friend gave them (it's bugged)

bap

>>79352988
administering class-Z0 (bumping)

>>79352988
>bugged
need a cute beeple plushie...

pab

Indie who isn't range banned for some reason

That fucking Affini who's running the arcade keeps touching me whenever I'm wearing the VR headset. I feel it, but whenever I take the helmet off her vines are nowhere to be seen. She just smirks at me from behind the counter and asks if everything's alright. Fucker.

>>79361342
Have you considerd avoiding the VR? Normal people dont keep doing something that results in them getting molested, you know. Slut.

You can compile VR experinces abd consoles at home also. Stick to things that let you keep an eye out in danger areas.

>>79361342
Walk up to her while you're wearing the vr headset and touch her, see how she likes it!

>>79361406
c~can u call me that?
pls O_O

>watching your indie friend run up to a tree in the park
>"I'm gonna make the affini in the cafe SOO jealous :D"
>She hugs the tree, snuggles into it
>Is clearly getting sleepy as she snuggles in closer and closer
>Ask if she's OK
>"bwuh? I guess that's enough, yeah"
>she starts to get up
>one of the tree branches wraps down around her to hold her in place
>oh
>so much for "independent" friend
>you leave the two of them to it.

>large TCN fleet intercepts affini logistics vessel
>at the cost of two ships they manage to rescue one terran prisoner of war
>they were only imprisoned for roughly a week so they weren't implanted yet
>back at the flagship the rescued sailor receives a prisoner of war medal for their valiant sacrifice
>during the middle of the impromptu ceremony they break down and start sobbing and begging to go back

>>79361664
That
>Captcha: Gasymm
Gross captcha.

>>79261245
Cute

Affini calls you a "feral vineteasing slut" for leaving home without an umbrella when there was rain scheduled, and immediately apologizes for "letting that slip out"

affini busted for trying to meet up with another affini's floret

>>79368709
should have filled an fPL-0601-f:Request to Borrow Property — floret Variant

>>79368620
ma'am I come from an area where it rains 45% of the days in a year
I'm fine with just a jacket
no one uses umbrellas here

>>79368620
>vineteasing slut

I mean... guilty, but I'm just used to rain, I often go without an umbrella.

>>79368620
No affini tyrant is going to stop me from jumping in mud puddles and getting wet.

>>79364430
weh

>>79369931
>get domesticated because you kept going out in the rain without an umbrella or coat
>the Affini responsible routinely takes you outside in the rain wearing practically nothing to let you splash and play in the puddles

feralist getting their search history read to the domestication committee

>>79371754
domestication committee having to take a break because the feralist started crying halfway through the reading (there is no chance they will be acquitted)

>>79371754
>>79371885
>They're the leader of an underground cell that's responsible for multiple violent acts
>Their history is stuff like "Affini Breastfeeding ASMR," "Core Cuddling with your Connivent ASMR," "Binaural Biorythms, Ten Hours," and "Affini Chooses You, ASMR Roleplay"

>>79372164
just doing it for attention...

>>79372164
fuck i wish affini binaural breastfeedinng asmr was real so bad

classes a and z0 fueled goon session

>>79372672
Same

>>79372164
I'd listen the shit out of those man
(while defending the glory of terra, of course!)

>>79372164
>Binaural Biorythms, Ten Hours
I mean at that point you're basically domesticated already

>>79369948
needy thing arentcha
you think i'll say disparaging things to you just cause you asked nicely?
No!
I speak the truth! If you behave like a slut, ill call you a slut. But all i see here is someone needy for attention. Go find a mistress, im not your dom, im just an asshole. Theres plenty of affini out there, make a cutesy face at them and ask them to take you and theres a decent chance they will

>>79374099
weh ;~;

>>79372164
>the feralist is sitting across from the committee, seething as they enter hour two of this humiliation ritual of reading out their most embarrassing search queries
>obviously they were just meditating and focusing their hatred
>know your enemy and all that
>the Affini sitting next to them, who was appointed as their legal representation, leans over and whispers
>"I'm not going to lie to you, petal. Your case is starting to look adorable."

>>79375622
Does the prosecution or the defense get to keep the cute feral once he loses?

>>79377193
defense ofc :::3

>>79377206
gee I sure hope this doesn't bias my defense affini in any way

Affini with a tough job who uses you to unwind after work (uses you as a daki)

>>79378024
I’m the type of beast that would unwind after work by being an affini’s daki

dup

never trust a normal and nonthreatening looking affini

>>79384301
That's right. You should only trust freaky, yandere Affini who openly admit to wanting to kidnap you and keep you as a pet. Give them open access to your hab.

sitting on top of my hab roof and hucking fruits and vegetables at passing 'finni

>>79384301
only trust an Affini with a slowed perception of time, so you can outmanoeuvre them.
>>79386120
affini sitting on top of their hab roof and hucking meat at passing humans

>>79384301
>>79386006
Unironically, the ones who can't keep the obvious desire for you out of their biorhythms are the ones you at least know what they're after, the ones who can keep it hidden are the ones you need to watch out for.

There's no such thing as 'randomly' striking up a friendship with an affini.

>>79386409
I have lots of affini friends though. They're all really nice and respect my independence

>>79386591
Happy for you. I have to deal with a new scheme every few days. More than once I've had affini just pick me up and try to take me home with them.

>>79386920
And why is that a bad thing petal? Wouldn't it be nice to have someone so interesting in caring for and comforting you?

Did Psyche-Sama get yet another new name or is this new?

>>79387270
Nope Im just lurking thats got nothing to do with me lol.

>>79387270
never seen that one before, assume its new

i wish they were real vros I hate living like this

>>79387339
Ah, sorry
>>79387345
Seraph's old name convention was word-honorific and she went through a lot. NSA-Chan, PTSD-Chan, Psyche-Sama, Pumpkin-Sama, Kiwi-Chan. Thought she mayve been regressing a bit and we cant have that.
But that's getting off topic anyhow

>>79387196
It gets exhausting having to fend off all these attempts to domesticate me. I quite like being independent. This last one with Linette was devious.

>>79387345
>>79387270
Nah, it's just my mistress, I go by Sociopath-kun because someone called me Sociopath-sama and I said something like "Not so formal you can call me Sociopath-kun.

>>79387732
Oh come on petal, don't you love Linette? You even named her. Clearly you care for her and she's lonely without you.

>>79388043
;-; of course I love her... neighborfinni says I can visit whenever I want. She even has another pet bed friend so she won't be lonely T-T

>>79388544
Have you visited? How many times have you slept in Linette? Imagine how lonely she is with nobody to sleep in her.

>>79388692
I only put her in her new home yesterday; she needs a few days to settle in! Only once...

>>79388753
She's new to it too? She must be so sad thinking she's a bad bed. You slept in her once and immediately dropped her off somewhere else. Maybe start easy, just visit your neighbor to lie in her, maybe watch a movie together or just watch some florttube videos while relaxing.

>>79388935
Why are you trying to make me sad ;-;? It's working

>>79386920
>I've had affini just pick me up and try to take me home with them.
Wait I thought that was just how they expressed friendship? Kind of like how getting pumped full of xenodrugs and passed around to cuddle with their florets is just their equivalent of hanging out...

>>79388991
Oh no, I'm not trying to make you sad petal, just saying maybe your friend could use a visit, some more time together. Besides your Affini friend clearly cares deeply about you to get you Linette.

>>79388991
Maybe a little cuddle in your pet bed would make you feel better?

When you really swear to god this time you were going to let the independent having a panic attack on the street go after giving them A and E and letting them calm down in your lap for a little while, but they let out a whine at the pitch that makes every phytoneuron in your core light up at once