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>"We gotta make sure you're healthy and virile, anon. Standard immigration procedure."

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>>79265135
>How do you handle detox from Earth once (You) reach Equestria?
Find nearest pair of boobs and scream into them.

>>79265212
I want to know the full emigration process into Anthroquestria, and how many liters of cum I gotta spill.

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Nurse Dash has inspired me

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>application to anthroquestria has successfully processed

>>79265212
God I could use a milking from her right now. I’m so damn pent up

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>>79266675
Regular milking, or prostate milking?

>>79266842
Regular!
I want that sassy pony to drain every drop from my pent up balls!

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>>79266942
She's not going to stop until she broken her personal cum spurt record.

>>79267149
Let her go for it!

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>>79267194

>>79268715
Fuck she’s hot

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>>79268808
with a robot/cyberpunk Vinyl Scratch, the party can go on for even longer

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>>79268715
>>79268808
>>79268904

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>>79268913
She's got that milking program all ready to go

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>>79268967
Are you ready to serve your new robot overlord and give your bioroid starter fluid?

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>>79269175
More than you know
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2023/8/5/3177243.webm
Vid would be much better if guy was human but it's still pretty good

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>>79269292
And also if his penis didn't require its own zipcode, right?

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>>79269466
Yeah it's pretty exaggerated, but what can ya do?
Imagine the kind of massaging Vinyl's robopussy can do on your cock.

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>>79269522
Or her onahole of a cock for that matter.

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>>79269522
>Imagine the kind of massaging Vinyl's robopussy can do on your cock.
How advanced is Vinyl's robopussy? We talking about a silicone toy with added actuators, or full future tech that feels better than the real thing?

>>79269542
With smart fluid separator that lets her store your seed for later use!

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>>79269888
She's a famous mare so she can afford better than the best the market has to offer, meaning her custom synthetic pussy is better than any real one or toy available
Like so good it doesn't even feel synthetic, but you know it can't possibly be real.
I'm talking vibrators, suction, massagers, adjustable grooves, not one but two tongues inside, several different pathways, warmth, tightness, and wetness options, lined with clits for her pleasure, it's got everything.
She spent a pretty penny on her custom snatch, and she loves showing it off.

Her urethra isn't as advanced, but its got its own merits, like putting that stupidly, uselessly large cock to work for once and impregnating her balls.
Good glowy bits on Vinyl's nips and pussy by the way

>>79270296
I had forgotten you had a bunch of writing prepared for cyberwub. Remind me to make Tavibot stuff.

If Vinyl is a robot, does that mean all the music she makes is public domain?

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>>79270701
Oh no, she's technically owned by her label so any songs she makes are mostly company property, just like her.
Not like she really had the choice of being independent in a cyberpunk setting, corpos are going to get their piece one way or another.

mare

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>>79272281
Men want only one thing...

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>>79265135
The goal of money pegasus men in equestria is to lay a Wonderbolt

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>>79273729
Is it that much to ask for a loving mare wife to come home to and have a family with?

>ywn be consort to black snooty
why even live?

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>>79279087
forgot pic

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>>79270852
Any hope for a robot revolution to free the mares?

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Maybe if I post gay stuff people will show up.

>>79282588
I can post stupid horny thoughts again.

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>>79283093
I don't see why not, since there's barely anybody on the night shift.

>>79283184
Something something incest, something something Rarity. More than anything I'm just tired tonight.

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>>79283229
>More than anything I'm just tired tonight.
I feel you. Going to take an early nap and hope wubbro can hold down the fort.

>>79283472
Cute femboy sare nice too, I hadn't considered that as an option now that I'm getting into pony stuff. I might nap too that sounds nice.

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>>79283826
>I might nap too that sounds nice.
If you do sleep, try to imagine resting your head on soft femboy thighs.

>>79283918
Not a terrible thought. As long as the penis isn't too big..

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>>79283976
>As long as the penis isn't too big..
Getting penis envy from a cute lil femboy that still is bigger than you?~

>>79284115
Too big is intimidating! I mean I'd get envy, I wouldn't mind having an inch or two more.

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>>79284311
"Big" is relative. Three inches can still feel like a lot when you're having fun playing with it.

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>>79272281
I love the idea of the dress pony greeting her man in her best outfit when he gets home: nothing
>>79281121
Who said they hated it?
>>79282588
Sorry, been busy

>>79284685
True. I don't remember if I said what size I am.

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>>79284779
Forcing the dressmaker to go completely accessoryless? You monster!
>Who said they hated it?
I like to believe the cyber music pones could be a force for good, not just a tool of the system, man.
>Sorry, been busy
It's alright. As loathe as I am to admit it, ponies aren't as important as the real world.

>>79284791
You can keep some secrets to yourself. Although maybe you can be like some anons and post yourself having fun with pony toys~

>>79285001
I'm not brave enough to ever post something like that! I'm probably not even brave enough to buy toys. Toys do seem fun though.

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>>79285029
Hands are a good way of pacing yourself. But sometimes you really want to cum your brains out...

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>>79285001
Well once you tell Rares your favorite outfit she's ever worn is her own bare skin and fur, she tends to wear only that a lot.
>I like to believe the cyber music pones could be a force for good, not just a tool of the system, man.
Headcanon time.
Vinyl was definitely more of that mind, being rebellious and violent before she got "sponsored". She was much too popular and influential to be zeroed, but not flawless enough to be bribed, blackmailed, and eventually chipped.
Tavi is much less confrontational and so wasn't on corpo radar like Vinyl was, but seeing her marefriend get effectively electronically lobotomized and warped into a dancing postermare bimbo whore radicalized her.
She's going to go about her resistance in a smarter, more covert way though, both to save her marefriend and to give a middle finger to the companies that have ensnared both them and the world.

>>79285266
I like really slow faps anyway.

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>>79285386
But think of the rings! The earrings! And the piercings, oh darling, the piercings! Even when a lady is nude, she should be dressed to impress!

>She's going to go about her resistance in a smarter, more covert way though, both to save her marefriend and to give a middle finger to the companies that have ensnared both them and the world.
...So you're saying there's a chance?

>>79285414
Should buy a little egg vibrator for some hands-free edging.

>>79285596
It is the one toy I've been thinking of for a while, something I can just put on my dick and wear and tease myself with.

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>>79285671
I hear there's custom driver software for it now, so it can pulse in time to pony music.

>>79285781
Cute image! I'd ahve to find like a rubber band or something too that wouldn't hurt

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>>79285596
You make a very good point, especially if those piercings are used to pin slutty transparent accents to her body like pic rel.
>...So you're saying there's a chance?
Tavi always discouraged Vinyl from being so radical, it drew a lot of eyes both from those sympathetic to the cause and from the enemy.
Part of the reason why Octavia was allowed to go without a chip is because of her resistance to her marefriend's rebellion.
But that's changed now, Octavia has taken up the fight from Vinyl but will do it from the shadows, even having to hide it from her lover, as she can't be sure Vinyl isn't compromised and an unwitting mole for the corpos.

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>>79285873
I recommend a cock sock to keep your penis both safe and warm!

>>79285918
Don't forget nipple chains. Oh, and chokers, everybody loves a good choker.

>Octavia has taken up the fight from Vinyl
Will she eventually win?

>>79286110
Are cock socks actual things?

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>>79286125
I keep seeing them in porn, so that means they must be real, right?

>>79286300
Rarity making me lewd clothes and things sounds quite nice though.

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>>79286110
Nipple chains are fun to pull on and chokers are ripe for snapping.
>Will she eventually win?
I don't know if "win" is the right word. If I end up writing it I'll probably end it on a sweet and sour note, like most cyberpunk stories.
Octavia will end up taking down the label or corporation (or at least a branch of it) that owns Vinyl, freeing her and bringing her back into a mental state more like she was before the chip.
But Vinyl's body is even more packed to the gills with augments than she was before at this point, being turned into a whorish walking advertisement for the company.
Due to this she's on the verge of cyberpsychosis and if the pacifier on her is lifted completely she'll probably go on a massacre.
So in the end the two will probably end up as fugitives and need to escape the city before they're found and both chipped or worse.
Vinyl is practically useless in her still somewhat ditzy state despite being strong enough to flip a car with one hand and filled with weaponry and Tavi has to figure out basically every part of their plan.
But they do end up escaping, maybe by faking their death, but in the end there will be a sweet scene where more of Vinyl's personality comes back and it'll make all the hardship and struggle worth it for Tavi.
So I suppose to her, Octavia does win.

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>>79286321
Be careful what you wish for...

>>79286415
>in the end there will be a sweet scene where more of Vinyl's personality comes back and it'll make all the hardship and struggle worth it for Tavi.
But after all that, will Vinyl's music be even better now that her limiters are removed and she can make wubs "on board"?

>>79286606
I would do it for her, in private. I'm not very feminine though, realistically I don't think she would like me at all.

>>79286606
Oh yeah, everyone knows extreme physical and mental trauma brings out the best in a musician.
Literally in Vinyl’s case as she’s a walking DJ booth and surround sound system.

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>>79286747
>realistically I don't think she would like me at all.
Good thing you're in the magical land of Equestria, which is the furthest thing from realism.

>>79286922
>Oh yeah, everyone knows extreme physical and mental trauma brings out the best in a musician.
They don't call it "tortured artist" for nothing.

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>>79288197
Yep that's the dream right there.
Pounding your futa mare while she sucks her own fat cock and cums all over herself.

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>>79288354
I thought the dream was finding a pair of lesbian mares who were bi for humans.

>>79289006
surprisingly hard to generate the spa twins
every other pairing you'd expect is easier

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>>79289006
That too, bonus points if they're futas

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>>79289385
Blame it on the fact that they're always drawn together, not letting the AI form a mental map.

>>79289480
Is it better to have only one as a futa so you get a taste of both worlds?

>>79289706
>Is it better to have only one as a futa so you get a taste of both worlds?
NTA
it just feels wrong to not have the spa twins be color-swapped mirrors of one another. personalities might be different though

good god i love mares

busy day today anons?

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>>79300389

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>>79298247
wow, me too!

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.^.

>>79265135
Nice a pony thre-
>futa
Nope.

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>>79304346
People are only posting futa because there's no conversation.

>>79304346
The faggots usually clear out and let it get back to normal posting after a bit. We used to have a no futa rule but some retard decided that had to go.

>>79304346
Didn't they stay away last thread?
What was different?

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>Reagent Test #493: Bovid Milk
>Inclusion of bovid milk in the spell matrix has induced the development of a secondary set of mammary glands and triggered an onset of lactation sans pregnancy.
>Sensation oddly pleasant. Further test subjects required.

>>79305666
Thank you satan
Twi irresponsibly testing sexy spells and potions on herself and other ponies is so good

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Clearly what this thread needs to get back on track is more bug girls.

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>Species Test #6: Cervid
>Transformation into cervid form proceeded without complication. Antlers capable of channeling magic and have no noticable increase or decrease in ease of casting.
>Estrus unchanged. Results inconclusive.
>Inexplicable urge to jump in front of moving produce carts observed. Note to self: apologize to Rarity for not understanding why she called visiting reindeer diplomat Velvet Remedy a meadownigger.

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>>79304557
and also cause it's hot
>>79305666
multiboob my favorite
>>79306896
kek

>>79306889
More bugs!

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>"Excellent job Anon! Your preliminary virility evaluation is an arousing success. We will begin your remaining eleven evaluations in five minutes. I do believe we can up the intensity to level 50, don't you agree?"
i think i found my new favorite gen, because GOD DAMN i love how these moon milkers turned out

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>>79307275
That is pretty good, what's the settings?

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>>79307271
What kind of bugs?

>>79307275
I'm liking this new Anthroquestria setting we're making.

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hang on that one wasn't right. i tweaked a few things with that one. here's the exact parameters I used for the one I posted, only it was a random seed

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>>79307787
Interesting, what site is that?
Any loras?

>>79308074
it's not a site, but my local stable diffusion
i quote unquote 'got' it by following the instructions for pregmod (free cities mod which is still updated), and when I realized that I could use it for whatever I wanted instead of just generating shit for that game I've just been going nuts ever since.
the Loras and checkpoints I get from civitai. takes a bit of space admittedly, but more than worth it for infinite porn that I can generate whenever I want however I want even without an internet connection

>>79308074
specifically it's Automatic1111's stable diffusion webui
https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui#installation-and-running

>>79307511
Love bugs collecting love

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>>79308440
Preferred method?

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>>79308435
huh, I might have to try it to see if it's better than stability matrix

>>79309089
i've been fairly impressed by it. i can put in niche characters like milky way and still get gens of her without having to get a specific lora for her

>>79308897
Yes
Any bug bug love is good. Love that smug expression and the electric pussy. Wonder what that would feel like, but she's practically glowing from all that love

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>>79309212
Yeah it's annoying to need loras for little things the AI just can't figure out from the text
Goth multiboob Vinyl

>>79304575
it was probably the faggot himself that took the rule out
it can always come back, and should

>>79307787
I’ve never had good luck with anything over 1,000 pixels without HRF. I’m surprised at the relative quality you’re able to get without it. I have the classic issue where it just morphs into randomness multiblobs after 768.
Not sure if you’ve tried V7, but I’m curious to hear anyone’s experience. From what I’ve heard, V7 is uh… lackluster. But from what I’ve seen, the quality is highly bimodal. It’s objectively worse than other models for the same words and work you normally put into it. But at the same time, it can make really immaculate images that I haven’t seen any other model really do with the amount of flexibility it seems to have… at the cost of a short 2 page essay.

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>>79309216
Does the hole your cum pumps into affect the amount of love fed?

>Wonder what that would feel like
Depends on if she's part of the Hive or not. But if she isn't it's a pleasant tingle going up your spine. Causes a tiny bit of muscle lock, but passes quickly enough to not be worrying.

>>79309776
She’d absorb it regardless. Like using cum as a love lotion for her makes her skin extra shiny and supple. And maybe each hole has its own benefit and would explain why bugs are such sluts to drain every ounce of love they can with different methods.
Sounds pleasant enough. Maybe get the balls tingling too. How would being part of the hive change that effect? Or maybe just lose it? I feel like that’s a pretty cool and unique ability they could have

>>79309672
I 100% believe that. At the time he complained about it constantly, spammed the threads with futa, and kept trying to make his own "new thread" that didn't have the rule when we got near image limit.

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>>79309717
essentially how I started was I went on civitai looking for images that I liked
for example https://civitai.com/images/106979130
i figured out I could throw most of them into the 'PNG info' tab and pull most of the data off of a genned image and send the parameters to txt2img or img2img. i then started tinkering with the wording and settings little by little to see what I could do, like swapping luna for celestia in that pic or 'big breasts' to 'huge breasts' and so on. it took me a bit of time to figure out the formatting for <loras> and how to tinker with those.
finally once i started getting comfortable i started genning my own shit. there's still things i don't know about the webui, but I like to think i've done pretty well for myself being mostly self-taught
i can't say anything about v7 simply because i don't really feel the need to try anything new. i have what works for me and that's all I need
as for the quality, it might be because i splurged on my graphics card when I built my newish PC a year ago. fuck if i know for sure though

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goodnight anons
dream of mares tonight

>>79304575
>/trash/ pony thread wants rules
Huh.

>>79315320
Yeah, most ongoing threads have a few things they would prefer not to be spammed with, retard.

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>>79310277
>How would being part of the hive change that effect?
It's more intense. A lot more intense. Deadly, in fact. An incorporeal venom surging though your body as you're drained dry.

The extra love taken goes to the hive's stores, extra energy for an unworthy queen to misuse.

Anyone else having issues with FA, E621, E6AI, FiMFiction or SoFurry?

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>>79316641
As it turns out, one company having a monopoly over DDoS protection is bad in the case it ever experiences service interruption. Whoda thunk?

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>>79315320
>85 images
>14 (roughly 16%) are futa
>spammed
if that's spam then I'd like to know your opinion of why there's at minimum four different blacked threads in /trash/'s catalog these days
futafags have pleasantly surprised me with the restraint they've shown thus far
>>79307275
>I do believe we can up the intensity to level 50
>to 50
>mfw equestria is about to hear the sound of ultimate ̶s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ orgasm
>>79316676
really the only surprising thing is that this didn't happen sooner

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>>79316707
>really the only surprising thing is that this didn't happen sooner
Smaller outages have happened in the past, with people ignoring the warning signs this posed.

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>>79316676

That pic is awesome... Dragonbolts... great idea!

Anyway... AO3 and even BULBAPEDIA are down as well.

Also, the female muscle thread is on a bit of a pony kick right now.

Pic related: Muscular pony

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>>79316967
More time to chat with your friends in this thread.
By the way, who still uses SoFurry?

>That pic is awesome... Dragonbolts... great idea!
You'll like this version I made for an anon.

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>Species Test #13: Caprine
>Transformation into caprine form proceeded without complication.
>Estrus unchanged. Results inconclusive.
>Horns capable of channeling magic. Notable increase in necromantic potential. Sensation disturbingly pleasant for caprine mindset. >Recommend assignment of SMILE agents to goat gypsy camps. Equestria cannot risk another Grogar.
quick pre-work bump

>>79316707
the blacked spam is unironically from Israelis
Ever notice how it all fucking vanishes the moment the jews get bombed?

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>get a hankering for doom cosplay
>all the gens are tainted by nudoom

>>79303991
She's so damn cute. They're all so damn cute. I'm starting to understand why there's so much porn of everyone.

>>79322523
And there's so many more girls for you to discover!

>>79322778
I really need to find some time to start binging it. Forgive my constant sister younger sister threesome fantasies.

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>>79322900
I always prefer taking my time with the series, watching them one at a time and really ruminating on it.

>>79329701
Someone else in the thread is horny for bug I see.

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>>79329878
>Someone else in the thread is horny for bug I see.
depends on the day

>>79329878
I'm a binger, I can't help it. I'm sure by the end of it I'm going to be horny for all of the main girls.

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>>79331034
Every day is bug day for me.

>>79331223
>I'm sure by the end of it I'm going to be horny for all of the main girls.
The case for many of us in the chat.

>>79331416
You guys also certainly help with that.

>>79331416
I would very much like to cuddle with a lovebug.

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>>79331440
Glad you think so highly of us.

>>79332117
Even if she wants to feed and give you a love nibble?

>>79332253
As long as the fangs aren't too sharp.

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>>79333416
By the time you'll find out, she'll already have you exactly where she wants you.

>>79333925
The lovebug wants more love. She will get petted and kissed, but only if she doesn't go too crazy with the fangs.

She can stay in her natural form though, changelings are cute.

>tfw celestia just so happens to go into estrus while the sun is in the middle of a solar storm

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>>79335244
i need to stop posting after midnight. i just do not have the mental horsepower for shitposting this late anymore

>>79335280
Take it easy, anon. Anthro ponies aren't worth your mental health.

>>79337062
it's not even a mental health thing so much as a physical health thing
do yourself a favor and don't get old

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>>79339990
Physical tiredness leads to mental tiredness, anon.

>do yourself a favor and don't get old
But I'm waiting for Robomares!

>>79340397
>But I'm waiting for Robomares!
as am I
arm and a leg would be a small price to pay for a moonhorsewife

>>79341740
But is anthro preferable or not?

>>79344952
to be perfectly honest? I'd prefer full a full marebot, but if that isn't possible i'd be perfectly happy with an anthrobot wife
i just want to be happy and make luna happy

>>79332253
You just seem pretty nice about letting me be lewd and helping me get off.

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>>79345592
I think four legged pone is looking more likely. I mean those Boston Dynamics bots basically have hooves already.

>i just want to be happy and make luna happy
She does have a smile worth protecting.

>>79349333
We're not like those meanies who mock and belittle you for having a natural reaction to stimulation.

>>79351471
It feels good to be encouraged, and these girls are easy on the eyes. I think they're good for the soul too. I'm glad there's no judgement for me being a perverted horny fuck.

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>>79351724
>I think they're good for the soul too.
It's truuuuuueeeee, everybody should start pony ponying.

>I'm glad there's no judgement for me being a perverted horny fuck.
Everybody is perverted, some are just bigger hypocrites about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSH7PZduYw

>>79352157
Yeah. Maybe. I want to be seduced by pony girls..

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>>79352234
"Seduced" is a light word. You're going to be lovebombed by ponies when you make it to Equestria, anon.

>>79352603
Lovebombed sounds pretty hot, very direct. I wouldn't expect it to mean sexual just reading it, but given the context of the thread...

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>>79352627
>I wouldn't expect it to mean sexual just reading it, but given the context of the thread..
It can be platonic! Just imagine Pinkie dragging you to a party to meet a bunch of ponies excited to see a human, ignoring how you were in the middle of changing clothes...

>>79352872
>Naked in front of ponies meeting for the first time
Total ice breaker, embarrassing because I'd be hard as a rock, and well, my size. Pinkie does seem like the type to not really respect personal boundaries. Could be fun, too.

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>>79352909
All you gotta do is focus on the pony's faces and ignore the bouncing boobs and silky fur brushing up against your bare body as everybody introduces themselves. How hard could that be?

>>79352985
You know that's impossible! I bet they do too! Like they'd be able to ignore a rock hard dick out in the open while introducing themselves. What a way to meet everyone. I'd be worried about leaving the wrong impression.

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>>79353108
>Like they'd be able to ignore a rock hard dick out in the open while introducing themselves
Oh anon, they've seen worse things! They don't want to humiliate you, just embarrass you a little so you blush and squirm. They find it cute the effect they have over humans.

>I'd be worried about leaving the wrong impression.
You'll be leaving a great impression, because everybody can see how EXCITED you are to meet them!

>>79353329
I don't think there's a single one of them that I wouldn't be a twitching, throbbing mess for. They've embarrassed me all right,e xcited me, and made me really really really needy.

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>>79353413
>and made me really really really needy.
One of them will notice your plight and reach down to give you relief. Her gentle touch will be what sends you over the edge, spurting all over her hand. She'll blush and pull back, before slowly lifting her palm to her mouth to lick it clean.

You'll be known as the quickshot guy in Ponyville, but that's a good problem to have because all the mares are going to compete to see who can make you cum with the least effort.

>>79353590
I do like being teased. I'm not a quick shot, a bunch of super hot ponies have spent all not staring at my cock! W-Who would be the one to make me cum?

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>>79353647
>W-Who would be the one to make me cum?
One of the background ponies, like Lily Valley. She was scared at first to meet the new human, but after seeing how little you are and how little control you have over your body, she realizes there's nothing to be afraid of.

>>79353772
I'm a harmless shy sort, I wouldn't hurt anyone. I'm surprised it's not one of the main girls but, being touched like that and having her like, gently rub my foreskin though, and giggle, and call it cute, yeah, I'd have spurted quickly. I don't know if I like being known as a quickshot.

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>>79353824
>I'm surprised it's not one of the main girls
There's a whole Ville of Pony girls to see, each offering something different for your cute pecker.

>I don't know if I like being known as a quickshot.
Better start your Kegal exercises and stamina training then, give the next gal who hugs you from behind and reaches into your pants a challenge.

>>79353935
The challenge is kind of fun. It's true there's a lot of ponies, I"m sure I don't even know most of them yet. It'll be fun to learn about all of them, see who I fall for, see who likes my dick. I like the boldness, just reaching in... that's kind of hot.

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>>79353967
>I like the boldness, just reaching in... that's kind of hot.
I assure you it's canon, so be prepared to be the public squirt toy for Ponyville.

>>79354117
Is it? Do they do that with just every guy? That's kind of hot too.

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>>79354157
Equestria is a very open and trusting society, you shouldn't be surprised.
>Do they do that with just every guy?
Just the ones they find cute~

>>79354231
Now I have this thought of different ponies feeling it up and telling me what they think of it, whether they like it, what they like about it. Seeing them finger each other like that would be hot too. A more relaxed society like that, fun.

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>>79354266
If it's going to get a lot of attention, should make sure your crotch is well maintained, with a trip to the pube barber.
>A more relaxed society like that, fun.
I know I'd be relaxed with my fingers deep in a warm pony hole.

>>79354537
I keep myself shaved! I don't like hair down there. I'd have to find some courage but fingering Rarity just out of the blue does sound nice. Same, big same.

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>>79354555
>I keep myself shaved!
Well you have access to graduates from the Mare Clips academy to do it for you.
(You don't shave just to make your penis look bigger, do you?~)
>I'd have to find some courage but fingering Rarity just out of the blue does sound nice.
Just be sure you don't distract her while she is in an inspired dress design mood, and you'll be fine.

>>79354677
True! A spa sort of thing could be fun, being shaved, waxed, pampered a little bit. Would give them the chance to work on a human too, which might be rare enough for them. I could get into that. Rarity would be a catch. I'd be hesitant to do it to Sweetie Belle, but.. you know I'd be thinking it!
I-It might make it look a little bigger but I really do it because I like how it feels better without hair!

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>>79354716
>Would give them the chance to work on a human too, which might be rare enough for them.
How often would they be distracted playing with your pecker while they kneeled between your legs?
>I'd be hesitant to do it to Sweetie Belle, but.. you know I'd be thinking it!
Just make sure you also clasp a hand over her mouth to stifle the cute squeaks she'd make.

>but I really do it because I like how it feels better without hair!
I believe you, anon... for the most part~

>>79354899
These thoughts are starting to get me more worked up than I'd like to admit. Stroking feels too good.

>Clasp a hand over her mouth.
I want to make sure she likes it, and feels good too. Do you think she'd mind? I bet she'd be warm, and wet, I want to make her cum. You should believe me too! It's not even that small..

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>>79354982
>Stroking feels too good.
Don't slow down, keep pumping! Let all your love for pony pour out~

>Do you think she'd mind?
Would you mind if somebody suddenly stroked a mind-blowing orgasm out of you? It's the same for her. Just make your you got your finger technique down, and roll that little clit till she melts like butter.

>It's not even that small..
I'll remain in suspense until you post a cum tribute to Sweetie Belle. ^>;)

>>79355160
>post a cum tribute
No way, too embarrassing, I absolutely could not do something like that, especially to Sweetie Belle, I'm embarrassed enough to admit I like someone like her.

I'll keep pumping though. I mean, in the right moment of course I'd enjoy someone stroking a good orgasm out of me, not all the time and it would have be you know, at the right time but yes, it's fun to think who might do that for me. They're really lewd and hot, these Ponies.

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>>79355189
>I'm embarrassed enough to admit I like someone like her.
There's nothing to be embarrassed about. She's got a pretty face and a cute body...
But since you're camerashy, I reserve the right to continue teasing you~

>They're really lewd and hot, these Ponies.
And very handsy!

>>79355388
Well, please keep teasing me! I've always found handjobs to be underrated anyway. The thought of getting a nice one from a cute pony is nice!

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>>79355413
>Well, please keep teasing me!
I sure will, my little handhumper~

Where would you want to finish from a handjob? Floor? Body? Mouth?

>>79355665
Gosh if it's her giving it to me I'd really like to finish in her mouth please.

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>>79355700
Hmm, I would have figured you'd be the type to not want to impose and just cum on the floor. I guess you really are hot for this cutie.

>>79355783
I did think about asking for her body, too. Facials are really hot, but, for her yeah, I'd really like her mouth. Please? Pretty please?

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>>79355801
>Please? Pretty please?
I guess I'll allow you to twitch and spurt in her mouth, giving her the first taste of cum in her life...

>>79355869
I needed that.

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>>79355902
Somebody finally remembered to say when they finished~

Since we've been so accommodating to you, I am enforcing a mandate: from now on, you are only allowed to cum to ponies. At least, until you finish watching the series.

>>79355992
Okay, so firstly that's impossible! I'm a weeb! I like too many girls! Secondly. Thank you for accommodating me you've been so kind.

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>>79356015
Aw, you're no fun...

Anyway, I hope you had fun tonight, and get around to watching the series.

>>79356050
I'll watch more. I'll fap more to ponies.

>>79355992
>>79356050
I also had the thought of what Rarity might do if she walked in on that moment.

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>>79356625
Depends on how blushing and quivering Sweetie is.

>>79359433
If Flutters is bouncy castle, is Pinkie blow up doll?

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>>79334192
>She will get petted and kissed, but only if she doesn't go too crazy with the fangs.
She's like a kitty that gives you little nibbles, just to let you know she loves you too.

>She can stay in her natural form though, changelings are cute.
Someone else with patrician taste.

>>79360796
>is Pinkie blow up doll?
I could post some IRL examples, but I'll spare you the horror.

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>>79365606
>9 threads away from the egde
You had plenty of time to look for an image.

>>79366618
some of us shitpost at work anon and can't risk posting images

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>>79366725
Explain.

>>79366775
what is there to explain? i can have plausible deniability if i post without images
it's much harder if bossman snoops around and finds big pone tiddy in one of my folders

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>>79366618
I literally just woke up from my nap.

>>79366725
Do you jerk off in the restroom on break?

>>79366834
>it's much harder if bossman snoops around and finds big pone tiddy in one of my folders
You don't have a collection of SFW images?

Hey wait, why are you checking this thread at work if you're worried about getting caught? Is the conversation really that riveting?

>>79366834
>big pone tiddy in one of my folders
>>>What is SHIFT+Del?
Also, doesn't the IT department keep a record of the things you do?

>>79367285
no, yes on my home computer not the work computer, and somewhat + someone needs to stealth bump the thread during US business hours
>>79367381
not a good enough record. like sure if they dig around my network traffic they'll realize i shitpost at work, but since I'm paranoid and have a poker face i never give them a reason to check

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>>79367697
>someone needs to stealth bump the thread during US business hours
Well thank you for your sacrifice.

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By the way, I've been meaning to ask, what's the lore with this character's name change?

>>79369134
literally who?

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>>79370024
"00284" from Sparityqueen

I dunno, some kinda assassin or something.

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anthro with horse pussy yea or neigh?
for me? it's horse pussy

>>79371096
Too bad it’s so rare
Human pussy on anthro isn’t the most egregious, it’s not as annoying as feet instead of hooves for example
And it’s nowhere near as bad as human cock on an anthro instead of horsecock. That really grinds my gears

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>>79371096
horse pussy all the way for sure. artists can't decide where to put it though

>>79371444
>it’s not as annoying as feet instead of hooves for example
I thought that was a foot fetish thing. or at least an interest in footwear thing. can you imagine rarity in heels in unguligrade anthro?
>And it’s nowhere near as bad as human cock on an anthro instead of horsecock.
I like it, but that's because I like small penis, and small horsecocks just look ridiculous.

>>79371822
Small horsecocks are cute! Especially when they’re too small to leave their sheathes all warm, cozy, and sensitive tucked away like a clit.

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>>79371096
Neigh. It's the human elements that are supposed to be sexually attractive, you sickos.

>>79376316
>pic
>artist forgot 'sharing breath'

>>79358197
Thanks again for that by the way. It felt really good.

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>>79372430
Does sound fun, especially when they start humping you and you don't have to worry about penetration.

>>79376316
But humans are gross. And don't have cute butt tattoos

>>79377891
NP

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>>79371096
Mega yes
Horse pussy (and asshole) is just so much better looking

>>79379626
QT DJ PP
It'd be so cute feeling her little nub rub against you, especially if she's got a determined face despite her tiny size
Same feeling if she's hung but can't keep it up, just a big useless horse wiener flopping around, zero intimidation and much better to cuddle

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>>79380012
The world needs more non-threatening futas being ambassadors for dickgirl kind.

>>79380134
>No pussy
great ponut though
Big muscular imposing futas with little pps
Soft doughy motherly futas with limp pps
Both exist and should be loved, there's too much futadom going around

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>>79380278
People are so picky with what genitals go with dickgirls...

>Soft doughy motherly futas with limp pps
Would be interesting to see a futa explain the birds and the bees to her son.

>>79380548
I prefer the full package, cock, balls, pussy, tits
>Would be interesting to see a futa explain the birds and the bees to her son.
I think it would actually be easier if she's got both, easy visuals
>"Now look dear, see this? You've got one of these too, and you put it in here when you like a girl very much. Do that a few times and that's how babies are made."

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>>79380609
Some people don't like the pussy, too much packed into one space I guess.

>>79361705
>I could post some IRL examples, but I'll spare you the horror.
Now I *am* curious.

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>>79381786
Don't say I didn't warn you.
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2015/3/16/850742.png
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2016/11/16/1297193.jpeg

>>79381937
I was hoping for some non plastic.

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>>79383229
If you got the money for a full latex pone, that's same money could get you a life sized plush. There's unfortunately not much of a market for it.

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>>79385130
I can't believe somebody said something so filthy about inflatable anthro mares!

>>79385969
O

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>>79387588
Does that "O" stand for "anOther slow work day"?

>>79388871
. to O
inflatable

>>79361705
Little nibbles are okay but if she starts biting a lot she's getting kissed to interrupt it.

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>>79390055
...I don't get it.

>>79390084
Probably smart to keep her mouth preoccupied so it doesn't get into trouble.