Location: Penguin Expedition>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:pastebin.com/XMLz3hnTbrantsteele.net/hungergames
Who's lurkin'?
OH MY COUNCIL FRIENDLY THREAD I HECKING LOVE CLARENT THAT BBC COCK SUCKING PRETEND NEWFAG RODENT oh btw his tag his clarmoroad if you want to talk to him on discord
Why are councilfags protecting a shitposting ERPfag who's buddy buddy with the likes of Kamina? Why are you defending shigure who even ERP calls shitposting cancer to this day?
>>79281935I will host a game over here
>>79286213This rule only applies when the council aka Eric feels like it shut the fuck up Eric. Quit protecting your shitposter tranny you exposed. >>79286259Hasn't the council made threads targeting people they don't like?
>>79286096>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb17uaaldwM
>>79286073>https://youtu.be/xKMo19lbc1w?t=18>From the vantage provided by the mobile observatory, chary onlookers might spot one penguin among the crowd sitting unerringly still and a good amount smaller than its peers, more than halfway buried in the frigid snow.
>>79286390Oh my spite greetpost
Hah, just kidding about hosting in the spic's thread, first 24 for*checks notes* Amusement Arcade.
>>79286515>Burgertranny hosting for his idols
>>79286515Feathers McGraw
>>79286515Furtive Fumo
>>79286515Amelia
>>79286515Bowsette
>>79286390OF COURSE TAIGA SUPPORTS HIS COUNCIL IDOLS>>79286515HEY BURGER SHIT HOST YOUR SPITE GAME LIKE A GOOD PUP DEFENDING THE TRANNY SHIGURE
>>79286515Manhattan Cafe
>>79286515Laundry Dragonmaid
>>79286515Koakuma
>>79286515Sammy Boy
>>79286515Adachi Rei
>>79286515Furina de Fontaine
>>79286539Stevie Wonder
>>79286588Which person is this?
>>79286515The Miner
>>79286515Jones
>>79286515>>79286691>>79286691>>79286691Real thread
>>79286716Wait your turn Marth
>>79286515Blaidd
inb4 a bothsider says 2 cakes
>>79286515Shizuku Hozumi
I'll steal his entries an skip out on the councilfaggots and obvious pedophile being >>79286628. Nope I won't tolerate a burgershit game.
>>79286515Ronald
>>79286515Burgershit's discord btw
>>79286515Racist Lorry Driver
>>79286755:3c
>>79286796Stealing about six entries isn't going to get you very far.
>>79286515Corzo White
>>79286827if you genuinely think this is burgerfag's discord and not just a shitposter pretending to be him, there's no saving you.
>>79286515Harley Quinn
>>79286839Yawn I fucking hate councilfags and despise them, so kill yourself bootlciker.
>>79286542>>79286588 OH MY LEECH OH MY COLLEGE LYING>>79286591>>79286611>>79286614>>79286628 fuck off pedo>>79286637>>79286657>>79286675>>79286791Fuck all of you
>>79286863>If you ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
Mars Attacks avas when?
>>79286515Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>79286891a+ comeback
>>79286515Loona Wolf
>>79286874Time, date, and location?
>>79286891YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BY NOWWWWWW
>>79286874A host runs games to bring the fun, not try and shit on someone. Shame.
>>79286900Ive used them before! :)HQ>>79286515WE COME IN PEACE
>>79286515Pulchra Fellini
>>79286924You had to put in 2 entries Clarent you and the cunny maid to easy in to taiga's shitFUCK YOU PEDOYOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE EVER FUCK YOU
>>79286515This the last code Aikawa entered into the database before the authorities got him?
>>79286515Patrick Starmie
>>79286515Alpha1918
>>79286975>Silent when Eric exclusively roleplays with lolis>Silent when Cirno plays pedobait>Spergs out when a council outsider slights them in some wayWow really makes me think
>>79286995You can swap me for one of these fine people>>79287005>>79287015
>>79286995
>>79286995>Just two penguins, chillin'. Unless...>>79287015>>79286588
>>79287005>>79286995>Swap me out please.
>>79286995Credits?
>>79286995An arcade, how charming.
>>79287048>>79287050:broken_heart:
>>79286995HELLOOOOOO BURGERTRANNY DID ERIC TELL YOU TO HOST LIKE A GOOD COUNCIL PUP? I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE TO LE OWN THE COUNCIL WHY SUPPORT TROONS LIKE CLARENT? AKA SHIGURE AKA IOWA'S FUCK BUDDY AND KAMINA'S SHITPOSTING PAL
>>79287038>>79287050Ignore this. Starmie's just a filler and same.
>>79286995Let's do this!
>>79286995Are we at the credits already?
>>79286995Hello World
>>79286995I LOVE THE 80s>>79287038>>79287048Yeah sure>>79287050Already swapped. You in>>79287069was seriously going to host in your thread before I realized you early-posted. You know the rules nigga, they don't change based on your feelings
COME ON HURRY IT UP BURGER TRANNY ERIC WANTS HIS GAME PRONTO HE DM'D YOU DIDN'T HE HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>79287102are we gonna get a sequel game here to spite the spiter? is this how we get non-stop games in hg from now on?
>>79287124>le early postedYou abide by Eric's arbitrary rules and I'm not following Len's rule cuckery eat shit and lick Clarent's fishy axe wound cuck
>>79287124>If only I hadn't failed that captcha. Oh well, now Feathers can spend the day hanging out at the arcade!
>>79286995Onward!Ready up lad!>>79287124You maidens, have any idea how to work this contraption?
>>79287124
>>79287124How much bleach did I use on this again?
>>79287124Talk about retro....
>>79287124Did any of you guys see that new TRON movie?>>79287148Eric and Len didn't make that rule newfag. Lurk moar.
>>79286874>blud thinks college takes more than like 2 years
>>79287128Possibly. HG runs on spite.Always has.
>>79287189>le ruleThere's a reason it's called Lenpilled, you fucking 2020fag. >OH MY HECKIN SOIVEL COMMENTARYtypical burgershit
>>79287124>>79287189Prepare to be: decimated.>https://youtu.be/W5a1XBohgiw>She chooses Metal Sonic.
>>79287124ACK, ACK ACK, ACK!
>>79286995>>79287124Hold on. I think Hope told me something about this 'cosplay' thing once. It's just like Halloween, right? Just, uh, presumably with less zombies and stuff around here...>>79287189Gah! Come on! Shooting real dinosaurs was easier than this...!
>>79287157Let see here.. I believe we have to start with a coin. Would you care to share a few?>>79287189Exhilarating.
>>79287189
>>79287189>No.
>>79287189And I don't have to clean it up! This is the best part.
>>79287189Cause like that movie, Amelia just bombed.>>79287128>>79287203If this is what it takes to get that annoying spic to actually engage with the sim instead of whine about discord like a woman all day, I accept the solemn burden>>79287223That's more the ACK I want to see.
>>79287223https://youtu.be/egUdn7skq4k
>>79287271
>>79287271>implying I'm marth >implying i support tranny pedos like >>79287252>implying im an astroturfing faggot like you are
>>79287271Hey, wait a minute, I think I recognize some of these people...
>>79287271Panchinko is just nip slot machines. Change my mind.>>79287303Whatever name you identify asyou are brown
>>79287271Mm, time to wash up already?
>>79287189I do not understand what this means....>>79287232Insert coin....? Sure.>[You receive one credit from the corgi.]I still do not understand how to use this, you lead and I will follow.>>79287271Oi! Human?! Can you not see? You make it easy!>[Oh Blaidd.]
>>79287350>>79287288>plays exactly that songMcQueen made me watch the movie twice.
>>79287350Jeez-! How are you so good at this?! You're playin' like a machine!>This old man is not hip enough to survive in this competitive world...
>>79287350
>>79287350>The petrified penguin stares up at the towering wolfman with quaking flippers, hoping he's not turned into KFP-- not in front of Ronald, anyway.
>>79287350I guess it doesn't run DOOM
>>79287350If only I knew how to work these Blasted contraptions!
>>79287189>>79287271They really just threw whatever names they wanted at the wall back in the day, didn't they?
>>79287419HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOOM GET IT BECAUSE OF GORDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79287419
>>79287419Y'know, I think I knew a guy who looked like that evil wizard. Though his hat isn't nearly pointy enough to be the same dude.
>>79287419T-that was a sight to see..... I believe I'll take my leave now.....
>>79287271I suppose they were being a little presumptuous with the name.>>79287350>scarletdevilsgreatestlibrariankoaku-Ah.. the character limit..>>79287370No need to worry, you just fiddle with these buttons I'm sure.>After repeated failed attempts to operate it, she suggests the air hockey table instead.
>>79287419>>79287437This entire code is just fukcing referencesIt's like the second half of Free Guy
>>79287477WOW SO RELATABLE
>>79287350>>79287403>Half Circle + Punch. She steals another round.Suggestion: Block it.>>79287419>yknow i've never played moonwalker, i didnt even know it was an arcade game
>>79287477They always underestimate me...
>>79287419>No undead creeps are gonna mess with McGraw! These three make quite a good team; they'd do better if only these controls were designed for fingerless hands.
>>79287477
>>79287477Oh? You mean Cadillacs Kyoryu Shinseiki?
>>79287477Have you ever tasted dinosaur? I highly recommend it!
>>79287477>This bum ass is supposed to be the savior of reality? Ah, hell naw man...>>79287502Block? Pfft! Who the heck blocks in a fighting game? That's for nerds! >Oh... oh Jones...
>>79287477And speaking of referencesMETAL SLUG CODE CROSSOVERAlso winner next
>>79287288ACK, ACK ACK ACK! XD
>>79287550
>>79287550>A memorable conclusion to this devil's outing atleast..
>>79287550Damn.. monkeys..
>>79287550>It cost £400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.
>>79287271>>79287189>>79287124>Oh.
>>79287550Sorry bae
>>79287638You have to be this tall to ride.>>79287595Should had gone paladin, generals just kind of stink in GBA FE
>>79287550>Don't tell me this is how we get the MadoMagi/Fortnite crossover.
>>79287467Oh...? Very well the. Though it seems this contraption refuses to work... Shame. Any suggestions?>[She suggests Air hockey.]But.... I cannot fly! I like wings or magic to have flights! May if I repeatedly jump very high, we can compete together or against each other in this "Air Hockey"
>>79287638>Wonder if he tasted like chicken at all.
>>79287649Results.
>>79287649Gratz Bowsette! :)Thanks for the hosto! :)
>>79287550This... is an entirely innaccurate descirption of the man I am- er, the man I was, actually...... That's not really his name, is it?>>79287638AAAGH->This, potentially, has happened to him before. Or at least, *A* him.
>>79287677
>>79287649>>79287677Oi? The monster princess survived?Fitting I must admit.Many thanks for this match.Well met, Monster Princess.
>>79287649All of this for a few head pats from Eric
>>79287677>Thanks for hosting.
>>79287649>>79287677>No 1CC for herCongratulations and thank you.
NGW?
>>79287649>The brain says Paladin. The heart and soul say HUGE!>>79287677>Thanks!
>>79287677Nicely done. And your service is acknowledged.
>>79287677>Had to step out for a second.Oh, congrats to Bows...ette?I'll clean her clothes!>TFH
>>79287677Ugh. What a mess. I don't even want to think about how much all that cost...>Thanks for hostingggg.
>>79287677My thanks for this outing.>>79287655I didn't mean..>She tilts her head at the odd wolfman.You're a peculiar sort, but interesting regardless. I'm not sure I've seen anything like you before.
>>79287649>Congratulations.>>79287677>And thank you.
>>79287677how was hosting for the trannies burger bitch
>>79287677Thank you for the game Host! :3Congratulations Bowsette!>>79287703Glad you got in Alpha, have a lovely night! :3
What the fuck Sam?
>>79287677Card.
>>79287754>[You must understand. He isn't very bright.]Well, I happen to be a wolf. If you wish to know the specifics, I am a shadow that was tasked to be a companion and a guardian to a powerful witch. Yet that witch is absent from this strange place.... So now I simply wander around, offering myself as a sellsword if needed.
>>79287887hey btw clarent's a pedophile burgerbitch
>>79287887YOU CAN'T SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREENI'M HALF HUMAN AND HALF MACHINE
>>79287887Sick card, and a png too!I love the inclusion of the date of the posting as well (giving me ideas), though it is the 17th for some folks lol
The Coffee Cup XXII: Late Night Edition.First 24.https://youtu.be/hj9PxkNERAY>>79287677Congrats Bowsette, you're on quite the roll. Thank you for the umazing game.
>>79288027Loona Horse>PXT4R
>>79288027Clarent
>>79288027Shizuku Hozumi
>>79288027Ellis
>>79288027Koakuma>>79287890>A spark or recognition.Then we are quite similar you and I. Servants separated from their mistresses. >Both mistresses being powerful witches no less.I would like to purchase your protection.>She offers you back your coins from before as payment >>79287370, hoping the corgi doesn't notice.
>>79288027Thunderbolt The Chinchilla
>>79288027Pulchra Fellini
>>79288027Coat of Paint>go on, ask
>>79288027Harley Quinn
stealing once more
>>79288027Ronald
>>79288093I'll ask, but do I even want to know?>>79288103Go ahead (((host))).
>>792880271
>>79288128Good over the fences
>>79288027PunkRocker
>>79288129>not using the wingdings font>>79288146Oh you.
>>79288103Oh nooooooo, don't fill up the other thread most people don't want to use with posts, that would mean it would get to bump and then we would "have" to use it once this thread ends! That would be aaaaaaaawful!
>>792880272
>>79288027Ruriko
>>79288027Lash
Here's a replay of the last game in case you missed it
>>79288163I've got three more of those babies lined up so get ready for 'em in future games>>79288178Hold up...his code writing is this fire?
shit we forgot the reaping
>>79288027Don Quixote
>>79288178
>>79288027Embodiment of Smug
>>79288052Stevie Wonder
>>79288129>>79288178Jude???
ACK ACK ACK ACKBWEEEEEEOOOOOO WEO WEO WEO CODE RED CODE RED STUFF THOSE AXEWOUNDS WITH CHEESESTICKSBWEEEEEEOOOOOO WEO WEO WEOCODE RED CODE RED CODE REDMY FELLOW NEETS AND TRANNIES LISTEN UP THERE’S A CHUD OUT HERE NOT ACKING AND HE’S CAUSING A STINK WORSE THAN A MOLDY CHEESESTICK LEFT IN MY PISSED PANTSCHUD ALERT CHUD ALERT
>>79288268I will always laugh
>>79288268>Missed the post because blindThis joke just gets better and better kek>>79288027>>79288268
>>79288081Well, it seems we share a common story. If you truly require protection, then I will gladly be your shield.>[You pay the Corgi. Using the coins he originally gave you. Fortunately, he's none the wiser.]Very well. Before anything else, my I ask for your name?Names Blaidd.>[Hand on chest. The wolf bows.]>>79288178(Hol' up. Let'em cook.)
>>79288129>>792882812nding this.Is this The Jew?
>>79288027Detective Chihiro Fujisaki>>79287677GG everyone, thanks for hosting and congratulations to Bowsette!
>>79288027Pidge
>>79288027Sammy Boy
>>79288027SOME
>>79288378BODY
>>79288027BODY
>>79288268>>79288296This.. guaranteed, every time :3
>>79288027ONCE
>>79288383ONCE
>>79288393TOLD
>>79288027TOLD
>>79288027Honey the Cat
>>79288404>>79288407ME
>>79288027ME
>>79288027THE
>>79288027WORLD
>>79288027IS
>>79288430WORLD
>>79288430>>79288443THE WORLD?!
Was gonna roll me.All runners to the starting gates!
>>79288027GONNA
>>79288457ROLL
ROLL
>>79288457>snorts a line of catnip
>>79288451Damn. I was Too slow. I'm out.
>>79288457Somebody once told me what?
>>79288457Tch. Are you some idiot who fucked around with some bad magic too? Or, uh, do you just look like that?
>>79288457im too late so im jinxing uhhhhh punk rocker please and thanku
>>79288455ME
>>79288457Well the years start coming and god DAMMIT it's stuck in my head now.
>>79288457Somebody once told Honey the cat. Told her what?Anyway, UMAPYOI!https://youtu.be/Gdtrve-mA3Y>>79288485I have no idea. I hope it wasn't important!
>>79288457Detective Chihiro Fujisaki is on the case!
>>79288457Let's get Loony and Amber!>>79288473Rooling
>>79288473I
>>79288485Pfahaahahah
>>79288508AINT
>>79288471>>79288472>>79288473
>>79288508once and never again
>>79288508>Not exactly part of the ol' diet plan, but it gets the job done.
>>79288508>That figures.
>>79288508THE
>>79288457>>79288508Let us proceed.>>79288305>That worked? Of course that worked, I'm a devil afterall!>She gives a quick bow in response.My mistress calls me Koakuma.>She took a moment to read the scars upon the wolf, wondering how one being could collect so many.You've seen your share of fighting haven't you, Blaidd?
>>79288508SHARPEST
>>79288508>quit horsin' around lenno
>>79288457I wish I had horse....Maybe I'll get one! Or maybe I'll be the horse! Best one in the class.
>>79288508TOOL
>>79288508Don't choke on the toast DON'T CHOKE ON THE TOAST->>79288519Cute mask, can you add little designs to it? I'm trying to reach out to a more niche audience for my latest line.
>>79288558Why did they do that to him. Who looked at this and thought it was okay.>>79288566literally who
>>79288508It's a secret to everybody
>>79288508IN
>>79288508My triple crown winner is down already!>>79288537Not a fan, I take it?>>79288547You thought I'd let you leave Flavortown alive?>>79288566Choose an uma you like and have fun!>>79288574You got lucky this time!
>>79288508THE.
>>79288591SHED
>>79288574You could... I suppose... But that would ruin the integrity of the rest of the outfit. I'd have to have a different mask for every day of the week!
>>79288591SHE
>>79288473Put me back on the roll chart!PUT ME BACK! FUCK MICAH'S BROWN ASS!
>>79288591WAS
>>79288591Uh this doesn't seem appropriate for this code. Oh well, if it helps me win faster...
>>79288591Nnh... the way this race turned out is ALMOST a preferable alternative
>>79288577Your pal! ELLIS!>>79288591Gotta be the best! Gotta win!
>>79288591LOOKING
>>79288591Go ahead. The Lash is used to being showered with admiration...!
>>79288591I've survived worse pokings...
>>79288591KIND
>>79288591I'm holding hands with a single word from a famous song, this counts as celebrity endorsement right?>>79288626Well we'd just have to make full outfits then wouldn't we? Gimme your measurements to start and we can look into a brand deal Triple Crown Champ.
>>79288591Some BODY warns SOME body? Uhh?Honey just can't go through with it!And Sam? Don't you dare say it!>>79288647It's fine. The URA is pretty lax about these kinds of things!>>79288659That's the spirit! Go go go!>>79288667But this poking?>>79288675Wait, he died?
>>79288591OF
https://youtube.com/shorts/WoaijB3r5NI?si=mG2MhevomVxAHR8J
>>79288591DUMB
>>79288687Shit... apparently not :(
>>79288577Probably Paramount>>79288687Damn, can't argue with that logic
>>79288591WITH
>>79288687Hungry enough to eat a... what'chamacallit again? That thing, with the legs.
>>79288687I can't strangle someone who's blind AND famous! Could you imagine the scandals!?
>>79288591>Simply staring at the scale in disappointment.>>79288687One can never be too careful around such competitive contemporaries.
>>79288591HER
>>79288659Oh hey it's my brother from another series>>79288666Nice trips! Remember the time you got sawed in half by that death trap in that casino?>>79288675No way is that actually written on his tombstone-- why the fuck is there a QR code??>>79288687>>>79288713Don't be rude
>>79288591FINGER
>>79288687Superman makes a play!Meanwhile Sammy is a 2hu fan!>>79288729Mood Down!>>79288735The Twin Turbo Strat isn't for everyone.>>79288739DO NOT!>>79288757Work those calves! That's where the speed bursts come from.
>>79288771AND
>>79288550Well... I was a shield for that witch, she was my stepsister. A few wish to she her to ruin, of course I had to ensure her survive to ensure her fate was prosperous.... Even if I would not live to see it...>[Now he leans on an arcade cabinet. Gotta rest for a moment.]I may be a young wolf, but the amount of scars across my armour and skin. Tends to make one older in appearance. >[Young adult wolf.]
>>79288771HER
>>79288771Hey guys Honey here, and today I'll be eating a random military ration for my internet fans! I think it expired like ten years ago but it should still be good right?
>>79288771>lenno trades half of his sandwich for some tasty hay, now
>>79288685"Brand Deal"? W-w-wait hold your horses. You can't just expect me to sell the prestige of my title at the drop of a... mask. It protects more than just my face you know! If people start recognizing me in the streets that's not going to end well for either of us
>>79288771That was all different kinds of fucked up...
>>79288771THUMB
>>79288812oh my goodness
>>79288771This is what I need to finally blackmail Sammy Boy!
>>79288771IN
>>79288841
>>79288771But where is Lenny going to hide the BODY?Meanwhile Loona gets to be adorably profitable!And poor Ellis gets assassinated by the Assassin in Black herself!>>79288812Get the old ones with the cigarettes. Your fans will love it.>>79288822That's how it is sometimes.
>>79288687Told me what!Hey miss, wat this guy's mean by TOLD? AThey ain't tellin' me anythin'!>>79288771Wha....? I don't wanna get out uniform dirty....>>79288757I got a brother?! Lucky me, got me a brother!Ya look older then me.... Much older...? You my long lost family member or somethin'?
>>79288851THE
>>79288851SHAPE
>>79288851I think that would've worked a bit better if I survived that event...unless I did and I'm just lookin' kinda dumb>>79288856I think I'm either your second cousin thrice removed our your third cousin twice removed. It's a bit hokey, but if you go back far enough we definitely share a common ancestor
>>79288851NO please don't turn my organs into cotton I like brea->Turns into dead
>>79288851Gotta be the bes->[He only wanted to be the best Horseman....]https://youtu.be/WIimZZ1iUh8?si=rwPVtrAm_IdTBuZ7
>>79288915Why isn't there a Loona rubber duck
>>79288851OF
>>79288815It's not selling out until your face is on a snack food, make-up and clothing are totally different! You might have a point about the identity thing though...what's your job outside of racing again?>>79288851Look eating old snacks is one thing, getting into a smoking habit is anoth- YAGH.>Who just leaves a banana peel on the floor like that!?>>79288832Looks nice right? It was part of the summer line a few months ago.
>>79288851SOME BODY ONCE TOLD HIM HIS LEGS WERE THIN AND BONY.Not much else happening aside. A peaceful slide aside from the crunch noises coming from the track.>>79288913You were not the sharpest tool in the shed.>>79288918She's REALLY sorry.
>>79288851AN
>>79288931I ran out of money and I ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
>>79288851L
>>79288940That's actually super interesting!>"Just let him talk Honey the last thing you want is to get into a religious debate in public!"
>>79288797How incredibly selfless. She must have been important if you'd endure this much.>She eyes the resting wolf with curiosity. Was it worth the effort? And can I expect the same fervor from you as my guardian?>>79288940A girl can dream..
>>79288940The eliminations are just trickling in. One more smashed mouth for the mouth throne.>>79288981Pray harder!
>>79288757The Lash... is choosing not to remember such a thing.>>79288771Looks like I'm already startin' to get my own fan club going in this dump! Not that I'm surprised, 'course. The radience of the Lash, it's... impossible to ignore.>Does this guy ever shut up?>>79288851>This is something he would say, yeah. Mostly.And of course... the Lash doesn't do "losing". So, step aside, capiche?>>79288940Pft. You don't look so 'super' to me, buddy.>>79288994>It's more of a bellowing, obnoxious laugh... but hey, whatever works, right?
>>79288994I now have a lust for authentic tacos.
>>79288994Hahahahaha I could've died there!
>>79288913Well that....Don't make a lick of sense! But that don't matter.>[Pat on the back.]We family! >>79288940How you sorry after stabbin' a man in the back!? She was just jealous I was gonna be the better runnin' horse! >[The Yakuza could make BANK having a man like Ellis as an Uma. Then again I don't know shit about this series.]I'mma.... I'mma SUE! Wait do we got lawyers 'ere?
>>79288938Tch- are you kidding? Take a look at me. Im a dangerous outlaw! Someone's probably even got a bounty on my head.
Uh ohhhhBump limit, where go
>>79281935>>79281935>>79281935
>>79288940Glue doesn't talk back.
>>79288994Quixote is in danger!Meanwhile one of my double crowns go down. Glub glub.>>79289011Put on the mask for Mexicano Authentico, mi amigo.>>79289016And here too. You only watched someone die this time.>>79289023I'll just scoot over into the other thread if I need to. Why not? It's there.>>79289017Trust me, you don't want to tangle with the Cygames lawyers.
>>79289021NOG?
>>79289059Wait until Christmas
>>79289021Really? Actually, taking another look I do see it. You've got that tough mercenary girl look to you, but there's some grace there too! But, you're right, I don't think it'd be a good idea to market an outlaw as a fashion icon...UNLESS?>>79289055Yeah, this challenge video is going right in the recycle bin.
>>79288994>Mercilessly defenestrated. What a way to go.
>>79288990If you ask me... Giving my life for her, was my duty. I fulfilled my task to the very end, to the best of my abilities... I would do it again!>[Straighting his posture. Wolf is ready.]I will do whatever is needed to ensure your safety. I reckon a young lass like yourself would be the target of opportunistic bandits and hungry beast.>[Unless she PoWERScAleS above the dumb wolfman. Probably.]
>>79289055New thread?
>>79289055Sammy says NO to Sonic side characters.Meanwhile Superman's kryptonite for this game turns out to be bubblegum?>>79289078Decisive defenestration dealing devastating damage. My condolences.>>79289102We can utilize the other one. It's fine.
>>79289055Like to see that clown try to get the drop on me now...
>>79289055Well..... Shite.....Uhhh... AT least let me get a horse!
>>79289077Could be the envy of every bright eyed delinquent within a hundred miles... That's got to be an untapped demographic right???
>>79289134It's okay! It's uh, just a hairball! With a, with a lot of blood! >Whump.
>>79289134>Clarent broke down and uses the thread mocking himKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE A GOOD DOG
>>79289134>We can utilize the other one. It's fine.Nope. It's a shitpost thread. Look at the OP filename.
>>79289186Cry more burgerfaggot get smash mouthed
>>79289134Lunch at Tracen brings us to the final four runners!>>79289186A thread is a thread to me, but I might finish this game here. Should be able to.
>>79289134Kyptonite gum, I swear
>>79289134Smells like opportunity for profit!
>>79289134>From his point of view, this *is* new!Of course the Lash is "radical". I mean, come on, have you seen me? It's no question.>>79289218I don't need to be seen with the peasantry.
>>79289218VIOLET WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOU IGNORE PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH THEM LIKE A KEK>>79289233DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT ERIC?
>>79289218I didn't even realize. WNS!>>79289240Lost in the sauce.
>>79289153The younger generation in general loves a rebel, but if you can't wear logos or stuff during games I could always use a consultant for clothing lines instead! We'll give you a pseudonym and you'll get a cut of the prophits from sales.
>>79289268SAM'S OUR MAN
>>79289218PINGAS
>>79289218PINGAS.
>>79289218And the winner is!>>79289298Close!>>79289303Not that either!
>>79289218PINGAS!
>>79289315Err, that's the death slide. WINNER IS!
>>79289315>>79289336>Spoiler alert.
>>79289336PINGAS!!
>>79289336Fuuuuuuck!
>>79289336It's STEVIE!Congrats and please choose an umamusume for your card or the coffee card!>>79289347I mean yes, but also no.
>>79289359Placements. Thank you all for running this race!
>>79289359PINGAS!!!
>>79289374Oh come on! How can that guy be part of the fight?! He can't even see!>The Lash graciously gives his thanks for hosting.
>>79289374PINGAS!!!
>>79289374Losing to Stevie? I'm not even mad.Thanks for hosting, homie.
>>79289100>She likewise straightens her back, puffing her chest proudly.I've survive this long, so I'm not completely defenseless. >She lights a brief flare of magic in her hand as if to emphasize the point before snuffing it out...But ..I lack the raw power of my mistress and other powerful beings I've encountered here. It would be helpful to have some back up.>Her shoulders slump a bit. There is clear shame in admitting this.>>79289359My thanks, a pleasure as always.
>>79289297Wow... Really??? >High society? Cash? Suddenly her enthusiasm climbed dazzling heights.That's the sort of thing I'd always dreamed about doing. Making it in the big city and making an impact on the local scene... I'm not one for throwing caution to the wind, but you've got a face people can trust! I'm your girl!
>>79289374Nicely done. Ronald acknowledges your service.
>>79289359>>79289374Congratulations to Stevie and thanks for the race! Don't forget everyone, if you don't look sweet, you're not wearing Honey!
>>79289350Not bad! I think I'll pick Stay Gold again. Gotta represent the brand, you know.>>79289379Thanks for hosting.
>>79289374GG everyone, thank you Manhattan Cafe for hosting and congratulations to Stevie Wonder!
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>>79289476where's the info?
>>79289374Ggs ggs. Thanks for the race. Who needs eyes anyways, he was always going straight to the winner's circle
>>79289359>Congratulations.>>79289374>And thank you.
>>79289359>>79289396Nice job mister!Much obliged for the match, Horse!
>79289379>>79289396>79289397>>79289411>79289427>>79289439>79289442>>79289448>79289455>>79289496>79289505>>79289506You're all very PINGAS. As always.>>79289450You as well as my latest double crown. Pulchra's rivals are piling up. I'll get started on your win card right away.
>>79289427Skilled in magic, eh?>[Blaidd can be the Tank. While she's the caster and support! Don't forget the buffs.]The only magic I use with sealed within my blade.>[Unseathing the ultra-greatsword, stabbing it into the ground. The slab of ornate metal almost equal to Blaidd's 2.6M frame. Hilt included.]Quite powerful ice magic, a gift from my stepsister.
>>79289439Yes really! Sometimes the best ideas come from the people who need something y'know? >She smiles and poses.Of course I've got a face you can trust, I'm the face of my entire brand! If you can't trust me, how could you trust my work? We'll just have to do a bit of contract negotiation, just need a signature on paper saying that you're going to be part of the company and that I'm paying you, that kinda thing. Before you worry, no one's going to see it besides me, everyone else will get whatever name you want them to see.
>>79289520PINGAS
THATS NO GOOD
>>79289636>She stares nearly dumbfounded at how easily he managed to handle the weapon. Seh can sense the magic infused it's steal.>That thing was too big to be called a sword, it was more like a large hunk of iron.I hope never to be on the receiving end of that thing..>She gives the wolf another bow.Well guardian wolf.. shall we seek lodgings. Perhaps search for both of our missing mistresses tomorrow?
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