/scaly/ - Scaly General #1578Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.====================>Lurking or just reading the FAQ before posting is encouraged.>Anatomy arguments never go anywhere, don't bother instigating one.>Before asking for a source, consider looking into the tips under resources to help find what you're looking for.>Please avoid reposting images from the last few threads to keep the latest more fresh.>There is no Discord server, don't ask.===================Scaly Smut - Many lewd lizard writings>https://mega.nz/folder/pM0EHaQK#qpaXTV7AKpDWNAQn8-ZpYgScaly Lit - Even more lizard writings>https://rentry.org/scalylit>https://rentry.org/scalywnMisc Resources - Source finding and other fun stuff>https://rentry.org/scalygeneralFAQ - Common questions already answered>https://pastebin.com/bpUrZimpYou are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/Help! 4chan is dead/hacked again!Don't panic first check the above desuarchive link. You can ghost post in there and see what others are saying. Our fallback site in case 4chan goes down is>https://8 chan.moe/Look for the /trash/ board.===================Today's featured image is a new angle on strip clubs.Topic of the thread: How do you deal with your scalie SO's sheds?
>>79292003Reposting since it was at the tail end of last thread, tl;dr more fantastic work from artanon, thanks again!>tottfashion them into a water/weatherproof coat so that even in the shittiest of weather your scaly SO is with you still in some way
>>79293116>tottBedazzle everything with them.
I demand dragonet booty.
>>79293449Dragon Protective Services, please arrest this anon.
>>79293547On it!>>79293449You're done for, pedo!
>>79293188Is dragon-on-human violence illegal in this world? Just checking.
I'm gonna slay that dragon
>she already fell asleep on the bed
>>79292751>"How did you manage to get one tongue tip in each nostril on the cover of Physics Today?"
>>79293449Realistically speaking a dragon has to mature (both mentally and sexually/physically) to young-young-adult in like first 20, may be 30 years tops. A lot of people have this weird logical misconception that if dragon lives 1000 years then first 100 years is like 10 years for a human. This is not how it works, even in case of pure fiction, this not not how an intellect, compared to a human's, can possibly and realistically work. If it takes you 100 year to reach potential of 10yo human - you are simply exceptionally retarded dragon.And the body needs to keep up. Human goes through mental sexual maturity in like 16 years at max, so for a dragon, it has to be in a similar timeframe, otherwise you create a dissonance where mind is already mature enough but the body isnt, it is kind of really bizzare state to be in as an intelligent creature. Imagine being a 2 yo baby with the mind of 20yo.The only realistic way I can see it, as mentioned early - very rapid growth in first 30 years to the size of an early young adult. For an average human who only seen dragon in pictures - that dragon may deceivingly look like an adult, and without direct side by side comparison only people who are familiar with the dragons can obviously see the obvious difference.P.S. That means the little dragon shitlets probably eat a lot, like a LOT a lot.
For the cloaca frightened anons itt, what if it was like shared together in a shallow pit like picrel? Like you peel open a slit and there's each entrance separately, each connected by silky inner skin instead of separated by scales?
>>79293895Anon you do realize the whole idea behind evolution going for cloaca is simplicity for a more simple [than a human] being? What are you describing is inherently more superficial and complex for no reason design compared to just 2 holes.And even then it does not really address the sanitary concerns in any way
>>79293999Checked. Isn't the picrel I posted not far off from reality? IDK I don't go looking at real cloacae... Either way, for sanitary concerns my mental image of a cloaca-having dragoness is one where she's very cognizant of her hygiene, plus with a society that's adapted to cloaca-havers, I feel like the sanitation thing is a nonissue.
>>79294029>IDK I don't go looking at real cloacaeYou may be should then, to have an understanding about the subject
>>79293850I apologize in advance for the autism, but this is something I gave a bit of thought in my canon. Basically, the main idea is that dragons never stop growing, but their growth is slower the older they are. The math is kind of handwavy, but for the first 20 years or so, their growth is comparable to that of a human. At hatching, they're roughly the size of a housecat, and at 20 they're the size of a large man. After that, each interval at which they grow another man's worth of size is 20 years longer than the previous, meaning at 60, the dragon is twice that size, at 120, they're three times that size, and so on. Intellect-wise, they are the same way, so at 20 they're already fully mature. This way, yes, the dragons are still big, but only the ancient ones are truly massive. And yes, this is entirely just to justify a plot about a "childhood friend" relationship between a guy and the dragoness next door.
>>79294029>she's very cognizant of her hygiene, plus with a society that's adapted to cloaca-havers, I feel like the sanitation thing is a nonissue.And how do you see this happening, realistically? Human have great dexterity and arm reach to clean their genitals, 98% of animals dont (half of them use mouth, the rest cant do shit). How do you see a dragon doing proper clean up outside of just walking into water?Her are a few pics of the internals to understands how it works.
>>79294070You are missing the point, anon, you are talking about primarily about size, I'm talking about maturity in general, both physical and mental (in the sub-context of sexual maturity).As I mentioned before if an intelligent being is mentally sexually mature but physically isnt - it creates really weird paradoxical situation. Imagine being a complete eunuch (both cock and balls cut) but wanting to have an erection or being mentally aroused - that's fucking uncomfortable to even think about.In your case, let's take the example> At hatching, they're roughly the size of a housecat, and at 20 they're the size of a large man.What is the mental state of such creature? What age, in term of intellect development dragon is to a human? 2 years? 5 years? So it is autistically retarded? A creature with the intellect of a human (case example: a human) in general is already matured/adult enough at 18-20, and technically can breed and take care of children, provide for them. This is why birds, for example literally reach young adult and sexual maturity in like 2 month, because if they are mature enough to breed they need to be physically mature to provide/find food for children. Same logic applies in case of a dragon if we talk about normal evolution and not something produced in a petri dish that can only co-exist when human feeds it/takes care of itOtherwise, if you want to work with your lifespan, you have to accept the fact your dragon are quite dumb and way below a human in intellect and in general very slow thinkers. Or you could just "magic ant gotta explain shit" ofc, we have plenty of such schlock on the book shelves in the malls.
>>79294070>so at 20 they're already fully mature.I missed that portion somehow.So they are fully mentally and sexually mature at 20 year, which means thy can sexually reproduce and lay eggs.But they are half the size of a ~30% of a dragon who is 100 years old. How do you envision this working. Are they gonna reproduce only within the same niche of very young adults then? Because the older guys are like 3, potentially 4x size larger.How are they gonna provide for their young? The latter will need a lot of food and if their parent barely the height of a human - what are they gonna hunt for such amounts of food?What about defending nest from predators or potentially other not so friendly dragons? There is literally no way 20yo mother can do literally anything against a 40yo old one who decided that you, on her territory, undermines and hinders her ability to grow her children because the food supply is limited in the area.
>>79294206I guess I need to say that I'm not the anon you originally replied to. When I said "Intellect-wise, they are the same way, so at 20 they're already fully mature," I meant that at that point they're fully on par with humans of that age, not just in terms of size, but mental and biological maturity, as well. A simple way to explain the thought process behind this set-up is that dragons develop roughly the same as humans, but where a human's development eventually stops, a dragon's continues indefinitely, just slower.
>>79294406Yeah, my bad, I missed that and addressed in >>79294403
>>79294403>>79294406>but where a human's development eventually stops, a dragon's continues indefinitely, just slower.That is fine and that is how I would envision it as well, but because of the reasons I listed above they need to pretty much reach their relatively stable adult size VERY fast. It is fine if for the next 99999 the ever so slowly grow to reach the size of Manhattan, but it has to be reeeeeeeeeeealy slow.Otherwise, from evolutionary stand point, the young in your setup simply have no choice. Another dragon that is 30-40 years old is already 2x its size and power but it isnt even in its prime, it still young adult and it simply can get rid of completion in no time. It creates negative effect on species survival, it took humans for a while to live to reach the state of social development where the "everyday' encounter with other tribes stopped being constantly violent and eventually an actual civilization began to develop. At that point the concerns I voiced have less important but you NEED to reach that stage first. I dont see how your dragons realistically can do it, the species will simply go extinct.I think you are making mistake assuming the development of the race already began with such given state of civilization, which is impossible of course.
It is funny but if you simply reduce the lifespan of a dragon to something more ground like like 500 years or so a lot of things become easier to figure out and work around.I never understood this obsession with 99999 old dragons
I want to be a Tama!
>>79294403Short answer: I don't think about it.Not so short answer: I haven't put enough work into the set-up to work out all the kinks and get it into a completely coherent state. It's mostly rules of thumb and back-of-the-envelope calculations. In my defense, I see having a totally coherent world as secondary to setting my stories in it. The exact rules are never going to be explained in the narrative, I am only going to use them to maintain some degree of sense and consistency.I'm also partly keeping it this vague because I have considered issues like what you brought up as well, and the solutions I came up were imperfect at best. I'm running with the mentality that if a scenario wouldn't make sense under this set of rules, then it would either play out in a different way from the start, or it wouldn't come up at all. For example, the question of how would a 20-year-old mother care for her dragonets: She probably wouldn't. Option A, if she actually lays and hatches an egg, she might not be able to feed and defend the hatchling or herself. Option B, she probably wouldn't get gravid in the first place. Just because dragons mature at 20 doesn't mean they have to start pumping out eggs at that age. A successful dragoness would probably spend a long time getting stronger, amassing wealth and building up her lair and territory.One more aspect of this is that the world I'm using this for is a cookie-cutter Tolkien-esque fantasy, where dragons are a) scarce, and b) obscure to the point of being mythological to the other sapient races. It's more of a justification for the result, rather than a firm foundation to build upon.
>>79294859Fair, as I said, it all depends how coherent you want your world. If you want to just go "its magic" that' fine, but keep in mind a love of shovelware books do the same and you are no different in this regard.In my opinion, one must do everything he can to make world work on its own, as a proper ecosystem and only resort to "its magic" when it is no longer feasible.Anyway, I just wanted to address this as I avoided mentioning it earlier but since you brought it up:> Option B, she probably wouldn't get gravid in the first place. Just because dragons mature at 20 doesn't mean they have to start pumping out eggs at that age. A successful dragoness would probably spend a long time getting stronger, amassing wealth and building up her lair and territory.Yes and no. There is a very specific reason why most earth creatures are capable of breeding pretty much the same moment they reach sexual maturity and core concept outlines in picrel (but it is a heavy read before you even get to that).That being said!If you willing to compromise and reduce the age of dragons to more realistic values, you actually can try spin it that way, i.e. mature, at 20yo dragon, can have sex if desired but wont get pregnant for x more years. But it can be too long or it stops making any sense (it would mean dragon evolve to have and enjoy sex first and foremost and ability to breed is just side-effect where as it is the exactly opposite and replication is the main reason and riving point)> Short answer: I don't think about it.For a fanfic or standalone short? No, of course noBut if you plan to write whole fucking series that trump Tolkien 0 I think yo should. It pays off later a lot.
>>79294989I do not mean to be dismissive here. I agree with you that the best way to go about this is to put in the work to ensure the setting is wholly internally consistent, ar at least as consistent as you can possibly make it.That being said, I'm ultimately just some retard on the Internet trying to write about things that appeal to me. I often find myself relying on the magic spell of "I'm not going to explain how it works, dear reader, just trust me that it does." In my experience, every detail I introduce to solve an issue carries the possibility of introducing new issues, and at some point I'd rather just get on with the story.Furthermore, dragon biology is just a small portion of the setting details I had to consider. I also had to come up with the geography of the kingdom the story takes place in, the political relationships between the monarchy, its vassals, the guilds and various other interest groups, the kingdom's relationships with the neighboring nations, a magic system that is less broken than Animus magic, and so much more. All of that, just to serve as a backdrop for a simple story about a man and a dragon traveling through the kingdom and getting into various adventures.
would you a bi-- wait, what are you doing? Silly birb, the KFC can't be that good...
>>79295490cannibalism
>>79295518they're eating the birbs! they're eating the dinonuggets! they're eating fast food of the humans that live there(...don't give fast food to birbs, it is not healthy for them)
>>79293449>fucking a dragonet when you could fuck a dragon like this insteadcringe
>>79293116>totttease them over it,>”you’re half the dragon you used to be!”and/or wear the tail like a gnome’s hat.
>>79296121dragonet is tighter and her hole is more pristinealso virgin, imagine delivering her first orgasm
>>79295060Oh hey, I can personally confirm that this is real. No, I don't live in Shallotte, NC, population, 3,675, but I do spend a lot of time nearby. I thought I was hallucinating driving by it the first time and I had to do a double take. I don't have any photos of it myself but next time I go by maybe I'll swing by the station and grab a few photos. IIRC there's another AIslop gator cop fursona on the tailgate.
Do not the Cynder.
The "30 Minute Fantasy" line by Kotobukiya is coming out with a wyvern model kit.
>>79298219Their Lizard Man just recently released, too, though it goes for a more mechanical aesthetic. Kind of a medieval-style Synth, really.
>>79298256Nekkid
>>79298267
>>79298219ugly wyvern tbqh famalama ngl baka
Cloaca haters think people IRL would never eat ass or fuck ass
>>79298401Incorrect, I have no issues with ass fucking.Eating... it depends on a few factors.
>>79298544Floof dragons are peak.
>>79298654
>>79298654You been asleep for the past few years, bro? Scaly-adjacent is acceptable here. It's not like people were ever jacking off to just the scales, otherwise we'd have pangolins and shit getting posted - what we're after is the aesthetic, the reptilian or draconic 'vibe'.Also, Stonetoss is for fags and Redditors. Maybe you should go back to your people.
The topic seems pretty clear:> Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. if you dont like that's fine, but then may be you should split up into a different off-shoot thread? /scaly+/?The guy in picrelated never drew single scale in his life.> le gatekeepingKeeping thread on topic is not gatekeeping, that is literally not what this term means, you faggot.
>>79299201kill yourself
>>79299261
>>79299201Nobody's accusing you of gatekeeping. It's pretty obvious you only came here in the last month or so, since nobody was bitching about it this much before that.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vrXIpyYwepQ
>>79294764Me too
>>79299201>may be you should split up into a different off-shoot thread?Oh, fuck you - you're not pulling this shit again. You're the newbie here, clearly, and you don't get to dictate the rules - this shit's been acceptable for decades, and now that you're here it suddenly needs to get bumped off to another thread because it's not up to your personal standards? Fuck off already.
>>79299430>You're the newbie here, clearly, and you don't get to dictate the rulesyou mean the rules that are outlines om the very OP of the thread? Haha, yeah.
>>79299445>doesn't deny the newbie accusationIt's not fun when they don't even try to fight back...
>>79299511You didnt deny I was wrong on the thread rule and topic either>>79299430> ad hominem>>79299324> ad hominemMy argument stands unrefuted.You know this. I know this.Everyone knows this.
>>79299537Okay, sure. The OP does state that. What are you planning to do about it?
You dont get all yourself /scaly/ if half of your content literally has nothing to do with scalies i.e. lizard/reptilians and alike. Literally HALF, go check last 20-30 threads - around 50% of it non-scaled stuff.>>79299625Shitpost about it in every thread
>>79299511Of course he didn't - he's the same faggot who tried to make her "WoF General" because he didn't want it talked about here, while making the accusation that WoF posting was the reason the thread quality had dropped the past few months - only for him to suddenly go silent when he found out WoF has been a part of this general for at least a decade now. He's also the diaper fetishist/Roksim poster. Dude showed up after the site hack, and has been trying to reshape the general ever since while making constant slip-ups that he's not from around here.I've half a mind to dump every WoF, Synth, furred dragon, and feathered raptor pic I have in the several-terabyte hard drive I keep my smut in just to piss him off and give him an aneurysm.
>>79299201It's just their winter coat, anon. It'll all come off in April
>>79299637Fix your detector.(WoF is trash for teenages and manchildren but at least it is still dragons. I will make fun of the wof-kiddies but thy, sadly, belong here).
>>79299636>Shitpost about it in every threadJust like you already do about everything else you don't personally approve of? How would that be any different from normal, diaperfag?
>>79299649
WouldYouABirb poster, now is your time to shine.
>>79299636You know what? Go ahead. What is a general without its retard?>>79299637You don't need a reason to dump that, just go for it anyway. By the way, do you have the "you're hugging bugs" image? I seem to have misplaced it.
>>79299704
That scaly thread in /v/ from 2 days ago really was a revealing highlight what a shitshow /trash/ scalie threads has become
>>79299799But it's OUR shitshow anon, and as much as it sucks sometimes we keep coming back here for a reason. Now let's all stop fighting and talk about kissing a dragon in different places.
>>79299729>By the way, do you have the "you're hugging bugs" image? I seem to have misplaced it.
>>79300024Cheers.
>>79298219>>79298256Pretty cool. Kinda look like bionicles.
Dewclaws on dragons: Yes or no?
>>79299201>guy in picrelated nver drew single scale in his life>Picture features some koi-taur creature (with visible scales!) and a shark (specifically mentioned as welcome in the rules)Get your eyes checked buddy
>>79300118They're model kits, similar to those Gundam ones you've probably seen over the years. But like Bionicle, once assembled, their parts are interchangeable - not just with other kits in the same line, but with anything that has 5mm holes, ports, or joints. 30MF has been making knight figures for a little while now (and they have sibling lines in the 30 Minute Missions and 30 Minute Sisters lines that have been going on for years, all using similar engineering), so they're a well-established line that's fairly well-known for being easy to use as customization fodder.
Everyone wants to you "would you a birb", but nobody asks if you would be birb!
>>79293449
>>79293547sneks in clothes is so cute
>>79293449>>79300428would dragon society have an explicit age of consent?
>>79298401i might be a really strange one but i think anal with anything that HAS a vagina is gross. but cloacal sex is hot.why am i like this
>>79300588I think AoC in WoF is 6 or 7. Not sure if it's something that really comes up in anything else - I'm assuming that as soon as they're able to start laying eggs, they're fair game, just like how everything that's not a human works.
>>79299201oh shit i got haters thats tightbut like i said last thread, it was the last time id "shit up the thread with my not-dragon," so quit worrying lol. plus i catboxed every single time.
>>79300588Probably, but I can't imagine they'd be quite so fussy about a fine defined line.I like how Mating Flight handled it. It's basically determined by when you lay a proper egg.
>>79293188"And with a face like that, you never will!"
>>793006405 or 7 out of what
>>79300645Don't mind the shitposter. Personally, I'd rather have more anons providing new fluffvern content than retards bitching about it.
>>79300645Where did I say I hate you, dingbat? I love your furry art, in fact, I think it is amazing, given how sensually a lot of it is expressed, speaks a lot abut artist's nature and tastes.I said it wasnt scaly (which it wasnt).Inevitably I have top ask now - why dont you draw actual scaly art? Not your cup of tea?
>>79300668>It's basically determined by when you lay a proper egg.But to lay a proper egg it needs to be inseminated and to inseminate it you have to have erect dragen penes in dragen female lovehole, which is sexWe have egg/ chicken problem?
>>79300645Don't worry about it.It's one loser who does the same crap every few threads for some other reason.They just want to fuck up the thread, as usual. Used to be Wings of Fire, then they had a stint against dinos for a bit, they tried anatomy bullshit but nobody cared last thread, and now they're hoping to angle on this 'muh feathers' garbage this time.
>>79300803Proper non-seminated egg, then. Either way, point being, they get some doc to check it out, confirm it came from you, and would be viable if inseminated.Poor Jyothky had to wait a while, due to issues medically.
>>79300772i dont dislike scalie by any means, i just think i prefer soft things. i just didnt feel like waiting on the rare avian thread to pop up, theyre quite elusive
>>79300845> The way it works in most birds, and in the domestic chicken's wild ancestors (red junglefowl), is that a female's ovary only starts developing an egg when the female receives a variety of cues that indicate (a) it's breeding season (right daylength, etc.) and (b) a male is nearby too and (c) she's in a good place to nest (food available, good nest site available, etc.). A lot of female birds won't start developing the egg yolks (= egg cells) in their ovary unless they see males around, or hear them sing, or see that they've got a good nest site available, or whatnot. They do make mistakes sometimes - a female has to to make the decision whether to ovulate the egg several hours BEFORE the egg will need to be fertilized, and sometimes she misjudges the male's availability. Wild bird nests do often contain 1 or 2 eggs that don't hatch, and some of these eggs simply didn't get fertilized. But usually the system works pretty well.This gives a lot of wiggle room, in both directions. Though, the question whenever dragons should be confined to the same requirements
>>79300875>just didnt feel like waiting on the rare avian thread to popJokes on you, you could have made one - your own fresh art birb is the best possible thread-starter reason it can be, like, literally.
>>79288132 Forgot to respond to this last thread, but, this'd be the best one I've run in to to date. At least if you want a hole that isn't just on a flat connection between tail and ass.I do think the 'cheeks' should flow slightly better into the tail. But it seems more the result of hard scale design. Though, I've a hard rule that the tail should be as thick as the thigh, personally speaking.
>>79300813>Implying Wings of NTR flies around hereNot falling for it
Has anyone else found it weird that Katydid apparently had Cricket when she was only 9 years old herself?Obviously age in Wings of Fire barely makes any kind of sense to begin with, but it seems really early if dragons are considered adults at age 7 and can become 100+ years old.When it was first revealed in the book I actually assumed Katydid hid being Crickets mother because she was ashamed and she had her accidentally.But turns out it was only because of the forbidden love thing between her and Malachite and at no point does it get mentioned at all how young of a mother she is/was.
Give the subject, any short stories about young dragoness not quite being ready to be a mother and thus either getting rid of or selling her eggs on black market?Internal conflict? Rash decisions? Regret?
>>79301443thats an oddly specific thing...but it gave me the idea for a story>dragon sells her eggs on the black market>the smuggler is transporting them to the buyer>the eggs hatch during transport, but he has too much heart to sell them off>runs away with the baby dragon(s)>thus our former smuggler protag is now the father of an adorable little dragon and has to nurture it and teach it the ways of the worldi could see it being a nice little story
>>79298472Cloaca eating...In most Avian cases, very much fine!Likely also for Monitors and well-maintained Crocodilians.
>>79301819I was more thinking about the lines of:> at first the dragon mother feels good, weight of her shoulder> but as time passes anxiety creeps in> she keep coming back to the thought what is something bad happens to the egg, what if the little dragon being sold to some save owners, etc etc, basically her mind paints her most terrible scenarios> eventually she cant take it anymore and tries to track her egg> the whole ordeal sends her on quite a journeyHell, you can write a whole fuckign book out of it. Even if it is obvious that past 30% of the book the egg most likely already hatched, still, the hook is there
>>79300640Oh, by the way, if anyone else finds/has found any more art of this fluffy dragon, please post it here with a source - she was originally owned by Embyr Runeclaw, but when the owner sold off a ton of her 'unused' characters about a year ago, I bought her up for a mere $5. It wasn't until after I got her ref sheet that Embyr DM'd me telling me that there was more art of the character floating around the net - both SFW and NSFW - though she didn't remember who she'd commissioned it from or what sites it was posted on, and if I could find it, it was mine now. So far I've only found these two pics and two SFW ones that came with her ref sheet, but if there's more, I'd like to get it all in one place.>>79300645It's the same dude as always. Freaks out over WoF, freaked out over Ryukiri showing up and people having an actual discussion that wasn't just a blind porn dump, and now he's freaking out over anything he personally feels doesn't belong in this thread. Just ignore him.>>79301329Considering we didn't find out about the 'forbidden love' thing until later, I'm assuming her being so young was the reason Tui originally intended. But, as always, she got cold feet and backtracked on it, turning it all into a nothingburger.
I want to be a cute wyvern!
Would you a birb?
caught wind of someone planning a game featuring synths as a future project, had a feeling he lurks hereI hope it works out and i always wanted such a game, but im honestly concerned about all the surrounding bad stuff. Copyright? The cringe side of fetishists and their artwork all over the internet? Seems like a big can of worms ranging from an extra obstacle for getting publishers, to potentially staining the games' image, to praying vader san demands nothing (i know nothing about them so idk). Wouldnt it be safer to just aim for some similar original character style?
>>79300299Fuck yes!>>79299704I just got up and need to get ready for work.
Have any notable penetrable scaly toys come out recently? I had a dream a salesman was trying to sell me some big hips + chest one so now I need to know. I remember BD did the new MH one, but anyone else?
>>79302697isnt it easier to get a real person to dress up as a dragon
>>79302697dont think there is single dragon media popular enough to warrant something like this from chinks who give 0 shits about copyright
>>79294042>>79294105No I understand how it works, but that's different than seeing the reality of it's function, how things are oriented when at rest or being used, and how it would be when things are scaled up to dragon-size. >And how do you see this happening, realistically?Dragon bidets set in the floor, dragon-sized shower wand attachments to spray things out, medicinal baths with some kind of non-irritating luffa. How do you think a dragon with separated genitals is going to wipe its ass? Probably some kind of bidet. Use a bidet maybe with the ability to mix in diluted body-safe cleaning products, coupled with internal anatomy that allows for each entrance to pinch itself tightly closed, and you have the ability to clean the ass part, as well as the common area of a cloaca. I feel that if she's not incontinent, then after that the rest of it should be as sanitary as you're realistically going to get for a while...
>>79300612what if it has a dick?
>>79302837>but that's different than seeing the reality of it's functionIn what way it is different if the design is the same? Scale wont affect it. Same if you scale a human.> Dragon bidets set in the floorWho would make such bidets? Dragon with their short clumsy forelegs?> dragon-sized shower wand attachments to spray things outEvery time you want to go out? What about outside, where dragons naturally would spend most of the time?> How do you think a dragon with separated genitals is going to wipe its ass?it wouldnt but because it is seprated, the vagina would stay as clean (or as close) to other creatures that have it separated.Also, dedicated asshole means dedicated anus, which's muscles is usually good at cutting/separating the stuff off and keeping itself relatively clean. Given the fact dragons would have no fur or anything for the "stuff" to stick to it will be fairly easy wash even in a pond.Either way, playing devil's advocate, even if we take the bidet idea you are so keen of - it would benefit even more to the split genitals design as it is easier to clean both holes since they have their own external opening and they dont mix (instead of trying to protrude the cloacial opening to try and wash away everything that is inside)Like, I understand you seem to be quite fan of cloacas because they are "different thing to that boring thing I'm already familiar with" and that's fine, I have no issues with personal preferences, but your attempts to justify obvious and realistic disadvantages seems like... an actual cope, fren.
>>79302494What would you do as a cute wyvern?
>>79303257Find a shy twink-eish dragon male that does not score well among its species and try to seduce it (depending how twink-eish he is, may be overpower and take this opportunity to have fun)
>>79303257or pose for humans
>>79303257or just be happee and eat a lot of feesh
>>79303254Whatever, I see that we have different ideas of what we are arguing and I don't really care to change your mind. You can call it a cope, but neither of us are truly right until dragons exist and put anatomy discussion to rest.
One thing I appreciate about dragons is their beautiful wings and what they can do with them. Seeing the general bat like shape or even just the membranes has a certain beauty to it. I love when dragons spread out their wings and show off what gets em in the air. Its like they are screaming freedom
>>79303748
>>79300994>upload banuse the link instead, they're good refs https://mega.nz/folder/MRpyCL7K#KTKKjivCoE-Nl5c8LIBo0Q
I want to be a human having sex with a lusty dragoness
Anons, a dragoness just complimented (i think?) my "strong looking little human hands" while making an odd rumbly purr noise.How the heck do I respond to this? Is she flirting with me or just being friendly? I'm a bit creeped out but kinda flattered at the same time.
>>79303868Would a wyvern do? ASL?
>>79303790Damn thats a tasty lookin burger
>>79300612You are not strange.Your regard for the cloaca and cloacal vent is what used to be called an "atavism", a remnant or throwback to our far distant pre-Mammalian ancestors, that had cloacas.Though most Mammalian reproductive and excretory systems have partially separated, including our own, elements of the common sensory neurology are still present, especially those regarding sexual stimulation and response.Also common elements in the brain. Anal and rectal stimulation still elicits sexual feelings, thoughts and emotions from when they were the vent and cloaca, even though those areas are no longer functioning parts of our reproductive system.So you are not strange, though you are one of the few that still consciously connect with the structures and the ways of our far ancestors.I am certainly that way. For me, the cloacal format is what I desire, with or without a cloacally housed penis. It is the separate anus & vagina, external penis & scrotum and the breasts that I feel as odd. Indeed the scrotum and breasts are actually a turn-off for me.So much so, that in the placental Mammalian reproductive and excretory features, only the anus and penis are attractive to me.I suspect that there are many more of "us", that either do not admit is, or have failed to consciously make the connection.
>>79303961I'd agree if it didn't have pickles
>>79303994>So much so, that in the placental Mammalian reproductive and excretory features, only the anus and penis are attractive to me.Oh so you could just say you are gay.
>>79300645>beautiful blind as a bat critterDo the Cherub Wyverns have any concept of marriage? What if I just picked one up and took it home with me? How is their sense of smell with that huge shnozz? Are they telepathic after being pacted with? How do you know you've formed a pact beyond them just suddenly saying intelligible like "Hey! I want some of that jerky too!"
>>79303257What would YOU do anon, if turned into scalie of your choice?
>>79300645It's really not a big deal dude, people post feathered and furred dragons all the time, they've always been allowed despite what the one guy says. This has been true for literally years and the people who take issue with it figure it out eventually
>>79304308marriage not necessarily in the human sense, but forming a pact is akin to being "mates" for them. hence why they only form a single pact at a time and pact for life <3.you probably wouldnt be able to catch one, youd have to find a way to befriend it..uhh smell is idk. not telepathic, just magical translation in your head when conversing. pact forming is like a magic ritual between the two, so its not involuntary.>>79304606thats nice to know, i just wanted to check with the etiquette since ive never posted in /scaly/ before. just wanted to find the most appropriate thread for it
>>79304044To break it down...Very strong bisexual attraction for Birds. Somewhat less strong, but still bisexual attraction for Reptiles, extinct Avian and Non-Avian Dinosaurs & cloacally formatted sans-breast sans scrotum Scalies. Still bisexual, but substantially less attraction for Cetacean, Pinneped & Monotreme MammalsAnd by far, the weakest attraction, gay with externally "endowed" Marsupial and Placental Mammals. Of those Mammals, a few relative "stand-outs", a lot of "meh" and a few "non-starters".
>>79304808lots of words to say ur gay anon
>>79298401Kek this is what I've always thought.>>79300612Same. I fucking love cloaca but find arseholes disgusting (this has created a bit of a sore spot for me that anal vore seems to be getting popular for some ungodly reason).
>wyverns are now stealing your popcorn at the theaters and calling it a """gimmick""" to pay forWhen will these filthy two legs be eradicated so they do not blight the blessed senses of our sensible six limbed compatriots?
>>79305658Authorities does not want you to know this but wyverns in the park are free, I have 136 wyverns.
>>79299625 >>79299511>>79299324 >>79299261>>79298559 >>79298544>>79299649 >>79299704
>>79306078>shaving ReynaYou have a deathwish, anon.
>>79299799Most of /scaly/ is underage and every time someone falls for obvious bait or engages in retarded identity politics (more retarded than usual on the Internet, anyway), they reaffirm that.
>>79306117>Most of /scaly/ is underagMost of /scaly/ are getting old, well into their 30s, last I recall.
>>79304703>just wanted to find the most appropriate thread for itI know it can be hard sometimes to find the right place for overlapping niche interests. I personally don't post fluffgons myself (mostly hybrids like >>79299704 that combine fur/feathers and scales), but as a massive cuddleslut I'm always happy to see them. Keep it balanced and no spammed is what I'd say. We've had a massive increase of fluffposting in the recent threads, so you simply picked a bad time when tempers are a bit heated here.
>>79306226I don't buy it. I don't think there's a temper from actual regulars.I think this is the same guy who causes problems every thread.> but as a massive cuddleslutBased
Caligo model, though it is in xpshttps://www.deviantart.com/davoth/art/Caligo-Miasma-of-Night-XPS-1218909176
>>79300152No. They look retarded and make it look even more like a cat with wings.
I want to die and have my soul be reborn in a dragoness womb
>>79306168If that was true, you would see fewer people falling for blatantly obvious bait and engaging in particularly stupid identity politics.
>>79306168Different anon, but I'm almost 40, and there were a few others who were getting up there as well.Being an anonymous site, you can only make assumptions on the shitposting. Bantz is one thing, but I like to think most have enough sense to never engage when it's so blatant. I just assume samefag with any real attempt to shit things up.
>>79302613I'm probably not the right person, but I am developing a scaly game that might have synths in it. I have a small team but I am looking for more 3D artists.
peek-a-boo (boyoyoing)
>>79306657Anon, they lay eggs
>>79295060>>79296556dw anons, a real human bean did a thing https://x.com/ruguard_/status/1990355554045251588?s=46
Opinion on eating fresh dragon eggs that have no embryo formed yet? Moral stance?Also, how would they taste
>>79306850>human penisIt's less bad when not detailed, but man, it looks so off in cases like this...>>79306785This post is probably a prime example of the 'bait' you mean, but, still; I don't think in the entire time I've been here I've seen anyone fall for "stupid identity politics".Nobody here seems to give a fuck.Only one person ever makes mention of it, at all, and that individual seems to be the same troll given the posting style.
>>79307582You mean the anon insisting Tolkein is shit at writing because he wrote Smaug as an obstacle isn't failing to critically engage with media and instead dismissing it with retarded identity-based labeling?
>>79306920Well what do you call them then?
>>79306787Wish there was more Sorlag porn
>>79307220No problem as long as you didn't take them from the layer without asking.
>>79307220I'd be extremely reluctant to eat my wife's eggs. Even if she assures me it's fine.Too easy to imagine a nightmare situation.Other dragon eggs... Yeah. I mean, might as well give it a shot. If it's like snake eggs, though, it'd probably be ill suited to cooking.I see no moral problem with it either way.
>>79306109Can’t find her tag
>>79300299I wish to be the birb
>>79307819She's the black dragoness from the game Perihelion. PRetty cute. Not my kind of personality, though.Nami is still best girl in my heart.
>>79307805Speak for yourself, I'd be happy that my wife took the time and effort for me to have a bite to eat
>>79308055I want to hug and cuddle my scaly wife as she lays... and get her a drink of water and some calcium rich food afterwards
Hey guys, lowpoly anon here. I gave my model some new legs along with her spines. Gonna have to post it later I hope, not allowed to post files due to abuse but I only post here to share art so I dunno what the deal is, just gonna be patient I guess. :)
>>79308334Shit sucks but I'm glad I'm not the only one. I got hit with image range ban yesterday; still in effect now.Something is going on, because if you go check the archives, there's a huge influx of people experiencing and complaining about this.Given the trajectory that this site is on, I wouldn't be surprised if something like this ends up being permanent.
>>79308787>>79308334I got that yesterday but I just f5'ed and was able to upload.
>>79309054That worked for me once when it first happened, never again though.What really sucks is that even if I really wanted to, I can't even use my phone to post something, since that's been range banned from any kind of posting at all for years now.
Big fat dragon ass
Jean... My beloved...
>>79302727Someone (with a lot of money) could request them to make a custom dragon
>>79302727The best chance we have is Palworld. They went crazy over Chillet. Maybe lightning will strike twice.
>>79312582>ghidorah isn’t a 3 headed humanoidDisappointing
>>79312582That's a weird batman design, and somewhat unnecessary considering that he's canonically got a dragon form in the comics
>>79312876I don't read capeshit. When did batman become a derg and why?
Evil is stored in the pussy
>>79298879>Stonetoss is for fags and Redditors.t. dragonet fuckerYou're just salty he made fun of you.
>>79313090sorry anon I have to agree, its for 2016 tourists
New scalies have dropped.
this is the place to see dragons in laceor dressesi confessesit’s flipping ace
>>79313864NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>79313696Your typical enemies or can you have them?
>>79313864Birbcucks btfo
>>79307011I looked up more info and this small town has a resident gator who they call Shally, and is essentially their mascot (their local baseball team has a pirate gator logo and is also called the Shallywags). Pretty cute>tfw I don't live in a small scaly affiliated town
pick your poison
>>79314060On the other hand, I imagine it might get a tad awkward to be lusting after the town mascot. There's no way that picture wasn't drawn by a furry, either.
>>79314075I CHOOSE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
>>79314075I pick Sawyer!
>>79314075I pick all of them.
>>79314213They're ALL dead except for blue btw
>>79313986They're just enemies (they aren't doing much here since these ones are ranged).
>>79314571>They're just enemiesSad.
>>79311371My sweet Jean Bean...
>>79314522They went out in pretty grisly ways too
I'm itching to storytime Darkstalker but i CANNOT find the comic anywhere for piriting. I suspect it's just plain not avalible at all right not but if by some chance someoene here can find it i would be able to do this year's WOF storytime of Darkstalker.
>>79314792>uggoWhy do people like this series again?
>>79314772The way Charlie died was hilarious though. I remember audibly laughing when she got blown the fuck out by an RPG.Granted, I was drunk as shit while watching Jurassic Park, but still
>>79314889It's not a comic series to care about art(But art is terrible, yes)
>>79314792me on the left
>>79314889>they're autistic>this is the first dragon series they ever read>they will consoom and astroturf anything dragon related >they're literal kidsIt's either one of these, all of these, or some of these. There's no other explanation whatsoever.
>>79314889That's not how the characters are supposed to look. Literally everyone hates on Mike Holmes' art.Pic related is what Peril actually looks like, for example.
>>79314889>>79314925>samefagging
>>79314937>same-ACK!Try again woffie
>>79314952>Inspect element >Using the term 'woffie'I rest my case.
>>79314960Who the fuck uses uses inspect element on a phone? I'm not a masochist, woftroon
How do you cope with the bad smell out of your dragon mouth
>>79314978By not having bad breath from cleaning it regularly.
>>79314960Dont argue with children
Hey guys is it true that wyverns have huge dicks that are bigger than those of dragons? And that all the female dragons who date wyverns never go back to date dragons?
>>79314978Bulk purchases of tic-tacs by the pallet>>79315019VLC wyvern here to help you watch pirated media
>>79315004The books WERE written for 12-year-olds...but they came out in 2012. Anyone who grew up reading them is 25 at the minimum now.Also, people have been posting WoF content here for at least 8 years now, maybe more. The only person who has an issue with it is the Diaperfag who wandered in here from Reddit after the hack.
>>79315019Dunno about males, but rumour goes wyvern females are gentler and more... agile in bed. Also more willing to try kinky stuff.
>>79315046Kinda makes me miss Dylan. He was a weird spergy fuck, but he was OUR weird spergy fuck, this new guy is just boring.
>>79315019What evolutionary advantage does disguising oneself as a traffic cone give? Does it make it easier for him to hunt rats, pigeons, and other small city-faring critters?
>>79315019>>79315115> scale refliterally a dog sized shitlet
>>79314637
>>79315335
>>79315355>when you fuck up in front of the girl you like
>phone poster>shittalking anyone elseLMAO, newfaggots (aka phoneposters) get the rope
>>79315494> eyelinernoodleslut asking for it
Would you still love your dragon/wyvern wife if she managed to damage her wing to the point she would never fly again (5000 years born too early for prosthetics)? What would change in your relationships?
>uhm, ackshually, the evidence is all in the fossil record. early feathered dinosaurs were leagues smarter than their scaled counterparts, who were *ahem* essentially neanderthals *ahem* in comparison, and these genetic differences are reflected nowadays in...
>>79315773>Would you still love your dragon/wyvern wifeOf course.>What would change in your relationships?More sad cuddle time in bed.
>>79315773does her pussy still work
>>79315773I mean, if you can't support your wife through such a life-changing injury, you don't deserve her.
>>79315773 I clip all of my dragons' wings already, so really I'd just be asking how they got into a position to hurt themselves in the first place. Letting your dragon fly! Imagine that.
>clipping dragon wingsOut of all of things you can do i feel like thats the evilest action you could do to a dragon
>>79315837>>79315851Extremely based and love-pilled>>79315840>>79315877Extremely disgusting and cringe-pilled
>>79315907I bet he also chains them like dogs and keeps them in extremely dirty and cold cages cages in poor conditions
>>79315907Come on now anon, you wouldn't want your dragon getting away and hurting themselves would you? They've been inside for so long that they just wouldn't know what to do in the outside world. It'd just be a terrible blur of bright lights and colors until they plow into a bus or the side of a building or something. All of that big sky and open air would be simply terrifying for them after all that time. That would be terrible, you wouldn't want that. A few quick cuts to the wing membrane and they're safe on the ground forever, as long as you suture the live edges over so they don't heal back together. It's practically painless and they usually adjust in a few short months. And a few months is no time at all compared to how long you'll have them.>>79315929That's really a hallmark of a bad owner. A responsible dragon owner would never keep their pets in poor conditions, and a properly trained and well-behaved dragon would already know to never do anything that might make their owner react that way. They're complicated creatures, they want SO badly to just be good and behave, but they don't know how until you show them. But after you show them and punish them and show them and punish them enough, most will learn to do anything you need them to. And resourceful people can still find a way to make use of the few stubborn ones that don't.
>>79316024Is a shock collar an effective way to ensure the dragon stays where they're supposed to? Asking for a friend.
>>79315837>More sad cuddle time in bed.Will you hug her and whisper sweet nothings in her ear as she tears up at the sight of young teen dragons soaring carefree in the skies, lamenting her own deficiency?Will you tell her that everything will be okay and that you will always be by her side?
>>79315796GET IN THE CUBE NERD
>>79315773>Would you still love your dragon/wyvern wifeOf course I would, it would be enough having her company. Could be a bit problematic though if she's living up in a rock spire.
>>79315773Flying's for dumb nerds. You know what's really cool? Running! Swimming! Being on the ground! Dancing! Jumping off small rocks! Walking around and looking at stuff! Non-flying activities!
>>79316081Anything can be effective as long as you do the right conditioning first. Shock collars are fine, but they look a bit outwardly cruel, even if it's being worn for a reason. They can't be climbing all over your furniture or they might hurt themselves after all. Worse yet they might make you want to hurt them, and we can't have that.Anyway, conditioning. With the right conditioning a glance out of the corner of your eye is all you'll need to get them to sit stark still for hours. Believe it or not the hardest part is getting them to start moving around again.
>>79316024sick bastard>>79316164>Could be a bit problematic though if she's living up in a rock spire.HuhThat is actually fucked up. Imagine being dragoness in your prime, returning to her solidary rock spire that can only be reached by air, right after a nice hunt, full of belly. Something happens and you manage to hit a rock with your right wing while landing and it would not be issue but it twist you in air and you crumble on the same wings, breaking it completely.And now you are fucked, alone, on the high-altitude rock no one can ever get to.For the next 2 weeks the villagers in the valley nearby would hear the long, sorrowful dragon calls at night, calling for help.
>>79315917I'm only human, after all
>>79316340>For the next 2 weeks the villagers in the valley nearby would hear the long, sorrowful dragon calls at night, calling for help.For the next night*Living in that village I and a few others would row a dinghy over to see what’s up with the resident dragon after hearing that racket all night.Then I could row her back to shore or bring feesh to her on the spire.
>>79293116>topicset one up with a skeleton underneath as a halloween decoration to spook trick or treatersthat or wear it as a costume for the same purpose, if possible>>79313727>i confesses>it’s flipping aceindeed it is'nesses in dresses are always great successesi can only lament the less-than-excess number of specimens>>79314075>utahraptor>i live in utahwas there really any other choice?wonder if she'd be down for road trips all over>>79315773of course i wouldyou'd have to be one monstrously faithless prick to drop your spouse over an injury
>>79316387When you said the rock spire I was thinking something among the lines of picrelated. This would also explain why the villagers in the valley down below could hear her as her deep voice can travel far in the mountains. it actually can get real freaky after a few reflections, reverberations and transformation. They probably would hear something straight out of horror movie by the time it arrives.
>>79316340>For the next 2 weeks the villagers in the valley nearby would hear the long, sorrowful dragon calls at night, calling for help.UNSUBSCRIBEI do not remember signing up for "Anon's Feels Digest"
>>79316422When I read fishing village and rock spire I thought of this.A distant wailing coming from the sea itself, like a banshee rather than a siren.>>79316436>UNSUBSCRIBEVoice command recognised, thank you for registering for our yearly subscription, your free tissue box shall be posted shortly.
>Finally track down the [nospoilers]gay fart fetish[/ontrash] story anons were talking about a few threads ago>It's legitimately just a kino romance story with no fetish stuff at all until the very end>[stillnospoilers]The fart stuff was written so well I wanted to read it anyway[/ontrash]To the anon that brought it up, thank you so much for the recommendation. I honestly would never have read this otherwise. The way the author labeled it made it seem like it was going to be entirely fetish smut, but what I got was a cute romance between two broken souls finding love they never could have imagined... with some fetish smut at the very end.
>>79316476Hypothetically speaking, if somebody just so happened to have an old, unfinished story draft featuring a fishing village, a rock spire out in the sea and a terrible tragedy, would this be a sign that they need to get off their ass and finish it?
would you slap him for 500 1-UPs
>>79316476Oh, I never said fishing?But it does not matter, as both setups work the same, we still have to somehow get to her, up top.>>79316436You do realize why it is just 2 weeks, right. RIGHT?But may be we can find a way to save her, somehow.(while cloudflare was down I actually mentally wrote a good-ish ending)
>>79317177He's already bones, he wouldn't feel anything
Humorous pic explaining recent events on certain sites
>>79317346>You do realize why it is just 2 weeks, right. RIGHT?I think I do, and I hope I'm wrong. Breaking her neck in the fall would've been kinder than that.
>>79316621God, I was digging thru ao3's fart tags the other day trying to find this (barf). Care to spill the beans re the title?
>>79317396little shitlet
>>79314154She's a utahraptor, anon, which would also be my choice of the 3 (big wife)
>>79317396Hey, beats last time. Did you know kobolds will eat copper wire?
>>79317805> tits on dragon
>>79315046>Also, people have been posting WoF content here for at least 8 years now, maybe more.Actual oldfag here, this is objectively untrue despite being the 2/3rd time I've seen this claimed. WoF only really started getting posted 2020 onwards (or really upticking when /co/ did those comic storytime threads). When the first graphic novel released no one here really gave it much attention in 2018 as people just wrote off wof as another kids book series at the time to not bother investing into.>>79317359Doubly so since Dry Bones can't be killed by normal physical attacks.>>79313462Anteater zelda is a funny choice.
>>79317822>2020 onwardsThat's still a really long time. Though it sounds like you're agreeing it was posted before that, just not done commonly or otherwise engaged with prior to that point.
> wof-fags confirmed kids shitting up threads
>>79318145im trans btw, forgot to include that in the post
>>79318188
>>79318188WoFTARD...
So, is it safe to assume that all the wof anons are the bejitabros of /scaly/?
>>79318241There is not such a thing as "bejita bros". We actually call them slobs.
>>79318100Half a decade is a long time, yeah.>Though it sounds like you're agreeing it was posted before that, just not done commonly or otherwise engaged with prior to that point.True, but that was in response to anon saying (if so) that "posting WoF content" that was no more than mentioning the series existed - but not read by anyone here at the time - was with the implication that people have been fans of the series for longer than then to prove a point. (though the blatant samefag below You doesn't really help matters)
>>79318285I require thicc croc ass to live
>>79318353Same
> Half a decade That still puts you around 17-18 when you joined these threads at 12-13Any adult with IQ above 60 who still has any interest in WoF past 20 should consider suicide to avoid polluting gene pool
>>79318384B-B-B-BASEDFuck Wings of Fire, or Wings of Castration as I like to call it
Would you trust him with your money, /scaly/?
>>79317359>>79317822he would feel sad though :(his whimsy so rudely quashedhow heartless you are
>>79318678Hey, saying what would happen doesn't mean one should - bone would hurt to slap. I appreciate Hooktail for giving so many dry bones a job opportunity to protect her castle for instance (never-mind she caused them).If anything I'm sure he would appreciate you laughing at his "haha I removed my head" joke for the 40th time.
>>79318584Heh, shalomander
Would you sneak into a nesting chamber to peek at dragonesses lying their eggs? Even if punishment was exile/ban from ever visiting any dragon commune in future?Supplementary question: if your dragon lady was laying eggs would you stay and watch or give her private time?
>>79317046Yep. Do it or the wails of dragons pass will haunt you in your sleep.
I LOVE YOU, DRY BONES FROM THE SUPER MARIO VIDEOGAME SERIES!!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/lfvzhy.mp4
>79318470>anthronigger calling anyone basedlollmaokek even
>based anthroCHAD makes woftards and feralfags seethe with factsI kneel...
>>79319363If you're gonna have character conversations but the models have dead unmoving eyes, the camera should be more of an above-view rather than this ground level view that makes them stick out like a sore thumb
>people aren't allowed to enjoy scaly content anymore when they grow older>no Pokemon, no Zelda, no Spyro/Cynder, no Disney/Dramworks, no Eragon, no Jean, no ... the list could go on.What a pussy mindset to have. Are people so insecure about their own life that they see this as a weakness or are they still underage themself? Afraid that people see them less as a man for liking a game/book/series not made exclusively for adults? It must be either this or the typical bait. What other reason would someone have to be so annoyingly vocal about it?
>>79319904If you are going to respond to bait, just do it, instead of vague complaining, the thread is already over.
>>79319904just enjoy adult, or complex things for complex mindmanchildren need no aply
Still a few posts to go, but I'm gonna be really busy and don't want to miss it.>tott ideaWhat is the weirdest conversation related to scalies/something scale you've ever had?
Thread's almost over. Post crocs.
>>79319988I don't mind the taste of fishhooks.Spoonfeed me, anon. Where is this fabled adult, complex /scaly/ media for complex minds?
Fresh scales must be touched after shedding
Wearing sheded skin as clothes seems wrong
>>79321558Well for one, she's naked. Even if we ignore the transparent part.
>Kobolds programming in COBOL
kobolds more like cumbolds
>>79320093that sounds like a funny topicthanks for the suggestion>>79321347'kay>>79321596i think i'd be enough of a sucker to fall for this even if i wasn't a filthy pervert
>>79321558Something like dragon wouldnt really shed the skin similar to snakes but rather similar to some big lizards. Depending on the type of scales it would come off in small patches or, if it is independent scales the scales itself would simply fall off like glitter.I personally prefer 2nd version as these scales can be collected/used afterwards so it is more interesting that way
new>>79322843>>79322843>>79322843
>>79319363Glydes aimless stare makes him incredibly cute