Mega kotPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79211339/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV1.4/[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959[Dragonair] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62532625/[Cramorant] https://archiveofourown.org/works/64048687[Gothitelle] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62891725[Palkia] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62394745[Multiple stories] >>71665674[Toxtricity] https://archiveofourown.org/works/60656845/[Meowstic] https://archiveofourown.org/works/32671045[Indeedee] https://archiveofourown.org/works/60079354[Salaz,Garde] https://archiveofourown.org/works/60334462QoTT: Would your waifu have a pokeball? Which is your pokeball of choice?
>Pokémon of the threadHey, she was even posted a few times.
>QoTTI went broke in the early to midgame in ZA actually, because I would buy Luxury balls for my favorite girls. One luxury ball is the cost of 10 pokeballs, and Riolu and Eevee have low catch rates early, on top of getting a female spawn... Now that I'm late game, I'm trying to get some love balls and shiny farm maybe a fem ralts or buneary. But otherwise, Luxury ball all the way.
>>79350141Idk, not a big fan of pokeball designs. probably something cleaner like a luxury, premium, or cherish ball. If I even used one
I fell back into the rabbit hole of a single type can sweep my team, so I'm going to raise a fennekin, but greninja is also offering a lot... I need something to deal with a fire weakness.
>>79353099Might be the hottest lucario I've ever seen.
>>79353313She's my current lead for random online battles to decent success, and I can't wait to see her alternate mega form.
>>79355478Hideous.
>>79355478Sex bunnies are the best
>Tinkaton thread on /v/ right now has Mawile loversIt's gonna be a good night.>QoTT: Would your waifu have a pokeball? Which is your pokeball of choice?Don't they all have one by default? I guess love ball is the obvious choice, though the heal ball is also really cute. In terms of color, ultra is probably the one that matches most.>>79347023They're absolutely gorgeous, but it's hard enough to spread love around when there's a lot of other girls eating up my attention. Sometimes I feel inadequate in that regard. I'm glad to hear you got your phoenix gal, though I was 100% prepared to give you mine. Shit, you're right about not being able to trade it. Oddly enough, they single out those specifically. Almost every other tier of rarity lower and higher than it has been made tradable aside from the gold rares. Most peculiar.>What fucking list are we talking about?My bad, should've specified the pack point exchange. It's basically the entire list of cards in set order. Go all the way down, I think you'll know which shiny caught my eye.
Also holy shit, it was barely half an hour after the daily reset and already you'd reached your share limit for the day. Just how many people have you added?
Of course I find a Halloween 'Zard pic long after Halloween is over...
>>79359843Spooning with a fire type on a cold night...
>>79360526Putting on a fire type weighted blanket on a cold night
>>79360627>tfw no cuddly amazon position with phox mommy
>QoTTYes, but only for convenience or when they cannot fit somewhere.If possible without too much effort or if I have one at hand, color fitting or Love. Otherwise Luxury.>>79350258I learned by accident that it's possible to save right after knocking out a pokemon but before she shrinks to despawn
>>79350141>QoTT: Would your waifu have a pokeball? Which is your pokeball of choice?Yes. Mostly just so some rando can't just capture her. It'd be a Luxury Ball. Best looking ball, matches her colors, and she deserves the luxury
>>79366984Well, that's an uncommon one - and while I'm not normally critical of other people's taste, it's one I can't get behind. By this point, the Paras you fell in love with is dead, and what you're now dating is basically a giant Cordyceps mushroom that's puppeting her hollowed-out husk.
>>79366984Fucking love this style. She looks like a freak in the sheets, the type of girl to huff your musk or ahegao.
I wish anthros were real, its just brown girls who flirt with me
>>79367945Wrong tab, but agree
>>79367970I keep getting eyed by pudgy latinas at my gym, Like no thanks, I would rather fuck a cute Pokemon girl.
>>79367970Please do not lewd the childrens, she should be at least a Kirlia before attempting anything of that sort.
>>79368417don't worry, she's 18 in all of them. That's just her level
>>79368417Ralts can breed though
>>79368511>>79368512No sir, I don't like it.
>>79368584If I could fuck an Eevee I can fuck a Ralts
you wouldn't rape a pokemon, would you?
this is your hybrid child
>>79370043I've doomed her with awful IVs...
>>79369398Well I don't really wanna fuck either one, so...
>>79369876>ywn have naked wrestling with pokegirls where the loser gets dominated
>>79353099Why not tell us your team?>>79358150>Don't they all have one by default?Game mechanics, some stories don't use them.Thanks, I also exchanged the points for a few I was missing and finally got the Typhlosion avatar, matching my PMD2 species. Now I'm back to getting absolutely nothing new out of mega packs. Opened dozens before and I never got a mega evolution card... oh well let's just not give a fuckIn any case we can always trade stuff that's out of sharing range. I'd just need to list what I have extras of etc. If you're even up for that.The card lists are dogshit and piss me off just looking at them. Point exchange doesn't let you sort by the exact source and the rate list is sorted very awkwardly. Maybe I'm a retard but I don't think there is a way to conveniently check what you're missing from which (sub)packAnyway I'm going to assume you want to fuck that Klefki, yep that must be it. Have a nice day.>>79358177Going to assume you're not talking to me because I received one share today and I have 4 friends in total (one never shares and another only shares about once a week).
Vaporeon in Unite is confirmed female btwSo anyone know the dolphin pussy lore?
>>79371500unite has lore?
>>79371675Not unite lore, dolphin pussy lore. It's fabled on imageboards
You will go from this...
...to this, and you will like it.
>>79372502Hey! To be fair sex sounds like a good workout too!
>>79371500I know it but i don't have the screencap.If vaps have dolphin pussy then you need to stay hilted during sex because she does the moving with her insides.
>>79363939Wait, really? That's amazing, I will have to try that out.
>>79360627>>79362519comfy
>>79371777>>79371500I don't want to live on this earth where I can't go to the store and buy vaporeon jelly donuts and cum myself to death
>>79375844He he.I could actually see this behavior with humanphile Morpeko
>>79368128What if you were getting eyed by a pudgy Latias at the gym instead?
>>79376735BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB BELLYRUB
>>79371478>Game mechanics, some stories don't use them.Fair enough. I was wondering how you got the Typhlosion avatar, nice work. I wouldn't mind trading, if only a couple times just to get those free hourglasses. I guess I'll stop jerking you around and tell you I was looking at the shiny seal wife card way down at the bottom. Figured it might've been obvious but ah well.And yes, I was 100% speaking to you. Speaking of which>Friend has reached their limit for receiving sharesGame, it had barely been 30 fucking minutes past reset. What the fuck is the criteria for share limits in this game? Is it literally only one, full stop?
Am I deranged or is this pose... you know?
>>79379617Yes, that pose is showing off the ass.
>>79374735Be the change you want to see in the world.Start selling vaporeon jelly donuts
Touch the sealGive her a feel
>>79380601Love the sealShe's got appeal
>>79380728Seal the deal
>>79381116Seal love has zeal
>>79381293>using your pokemon's sleep moves to fuck wild femalesI feel this is a concept that doesn't get used enough, and that's a pity because it's way hotter to me than the boring Hypno thing.
>>79358880It's fiiine
>>79373135ProofsThat one was accidental (it saved after catching another pokemon and I wanted to reset before the battle) but I managed to do it manually too.
>>79372487>>79372502Just remember to avoid over-levelling when you don't have enough gym badges......
>>79358150>>79367393Two Mawile anons?>>79370043I'd like to know what's happening here. Some voretrash combined with rebirth?
>>79373762I ache for comfort
>>79381116>>79380728>>79380601Would it be awkward fucking her since she has flippers?
>>79388311Doesn't matter how awkward it is when I love her so much.
Has anyone been keeping up with the pokemon anime? Because holy hell, Hat pokemon girl is an absolute MENECE.https://x.com/snivypokemon21/status/1991817399579049984?s=46
>>79391859I do but the newest ep isn't out yet on nyaa
