>ageless (so no matter how many centuries pass you'll still have customers)>cheap living in a motel filled with other ageless hoes>getting railed for several hours a day>getting paid for itHell, turn the motel into motel strip club/brothel . There are worse ways to spend eternity, Anon.
No Anons here would willingly take life for the rest of eternity on easy mode by becoming a cumdump?/trash/ has changed.
I refuse to believe there are no bottom bitches on /trash/ that will pass up an opportunity to make mad dosh from anal.
I am very disappointed in all of you.
>>79359281Its tempting to just be laying on bed all day eating and getting pounded over and over again in a hedonistic fog.
>>79362578Finally someone understands. The joys of the simple life.
>>79363394I mean what else could you ever want?
>>79363503Add some creature comforts to that and I'm golden.
>>79363835A good bed is a must and a tv to watch while eating and waiting for my next client.
>>79363903Gotta keep the ass well padded. Gimme a controller and I can do 16 hour shifts easy. Plus all that lounging and eating will make soft and weak, all the more easier for someone to just pin me down. Even a lanklet will feel powerful.
>>79364011You get it! Getting weaker and fatter just means your clients get to enjoy more of you and feel better about themselves too! That weak guy will walk away feeling like a greek god after pounding away in that mountain of ass meat!
>>79364060and he's gonna feel even stronger when I spend even more time lounging, resting, sleeping and getting pounded from behind. A pillow princess through and through.
>>79364191Not just stronger, but more invigorated as he can feel his hands sink into that meaty body as he lets loose all that tension and stress he's built up.
>>79364275Just imagine what centuries of this lifestyle would do to a hoe.
>>79365257It would make us beautiful.
>>79365462So what if my ass is too wide and heavy for me to leave the motel? I got everything I could ever want and the rest of eternity to enjoy it. Room service is great and there's delivery too. Miss me with that struggle and work bullshit.
>>79365851Thats the spirit! We can just door dash anything we need while laying on our beds, living it up while making men cum with our sexy bodies!
>>79365934And getting paid on top of that. Why would I ever care about the outside world ever again. All I require comes to me on it's own.
>>79366199Right? All that matters is getting paid to get laid and spending the rest of the day doing whatever feels good
>>79366265Precisely. Normies can only dream of living lives like this. I don't even have to be awake to make money, it's literally self service back there. Strippers? Strippers have to dance on a pole for hours to make a fraction of what I make from 5 minutes of getting my ass plapped.
>>79366851They slave away all day to try and have a single moment of joy while I lay on my back stiffing myself into a food coma while some guy with money and balls full of spunk come in and has his way with me. When I'm not being pumped from both ends or where ever they feel like sticking it, I spend my time watching tv and sleeping. Its the best gig ever.
>>79366960Endless bliss is what it is. True nirvana. This is the way people were meant to live. Not waking up at the crack of dawn and working. "Oh no I have too much pride and self respect to be a whore, I'll go slave away for 12 hours a day every day and pay taxes on top of that, working myself to the bone." Pfffff. Pathetic.
>>79367564Those poor fools will never knows the joys of getting their gut fucked while watching their favorite shows on top of being paid to do so. Its just the greatest thing ever.
>>79367889Every fold's a hole, dear. And you can, and should, charge extra. Dem skinny "working gals" can seethe all they want.
>>79368291I might throw in a discount if they can make me cum from dicking one of my rolls but failing makes the cost triple. Its a fun way to get more money from most of them while rewarding the few that can rock my world.
>>79368425Milk em for all they're worth. You're the whore their wives can never be. An insatiable heffer that will take more and more without lifting a finger. I do like it when their skinny toothpics they call wives come outside my motel room to screech and holler while another man is plowing me mercilessly. Trophi wives are simple the best. So much work done, so many hours in the gym, brutal diets and hours upon hours of morning routines and their husbands barely touch em. They're here, fucking me like they never fucked before.
>>79368647Their angry cries are music to my ears, all their worthless diets, gym memberships, fancy clothes all fall flat compared to my obese body that just eats and takes loads day after day!
>>79368661The cherry on top is when the husband is plowing me and his little assless trophy wife barges in screaming at him and glaring at me. Meanwhile I'm drinking melted from a hose, being smug. Even better if they signed a prenup and are trapped. Like, what she gon do, divorce the man currently navel fucking me? Fat chance. Unless she wants to break her back delivering my takeout(no tip). Dumb bitch put all her points in looking pretty for gays and doesn't have any marketable skills. I bet she can't even suck a dick or take it up the ass.
>>79368920Hell their washboard abs will never swallow up a cock. Why would he waste his time wanting to rub against that uncomfortable slab of flesh when my gut is right here?
>>79368999And it's hassle free. Pay, fuck, squeeze. Meanwhile that mummy is probably constantly screeching and yelling. I'm even chiller if I'm baked out of my mind.
>>79369543All while draining his wallet on things that give him no pleasure at all. I give him what he wants. a warm body to plap when needed. She does nothing but act as arm candy to impress other worthless people.
>>79369622Sucks to be them that's for sure. They get paraded around for hours on end with next to nothing to show for it, meanwhile I barely move and make a fat stack for 5 minutes of work. Sometimes if I really want to rub it in, I stand up and waddle to the fridge and back while she's screaming her head off. Just to show her pathetically out of shape I am.
>>79369981Good idea! Really show off how pointless all their hard work really is! Make them seethe even harder!
>>79359281This is such a needOnly downside is the amount of booze I will drink because I would find it funny
>>79360086I would grab onto your horns until I turned to dust
Dont die
Fuck me, this thread is awakening something in me
>>79373114Anons a slut!
>>79359281Yes
>>79370585And what better way than to be hedonistic sow right in front of them?>>79371551Once you pay you can do whatever you like, hun.>>79373114>>79378603Mama could make good use of you two.
>>79370913>a needGood, this lifestyle isn't for everyone. Living in limbo breaks simple minds.
>>79359281cons:>sex is likely below average>have to pretend dudes are good at sex so you continue to get paid>some guys come in with weird fetishes, maybe doing foot stuff is a nice break the first few times but it's a bit annoying afterwards. obvi you can't do some stuff some guys are into like musk/slob stuff because you have clients before/after>after all that guys still treat you like trash even though you made them bust the largest load of their life>have to contend with other ageless hoes for business
>>79381413>>sex is likely below averageSo? I still get paid to just lay on the bed.>>have to pretend dudes are good at sex so you continue to get paidComes with the territory.>>some guys come in with weird fetishes, maybe doing foot stuff is a nice break the first few times but it's a bit annoying afterwards. obvi you can't do some stuff some guys are into like musk/slob stuff because you have clients before/afterEvery fold's a hole dear.>>after all that guys still treat you like trash even though you made them bust the largest load of their lifeS'all good if they pay.>>have to contend with other ageless hoes for businessPlenty of time to get patrons. Not like my looks are gonna fade, ever, so I can afford to take things slowly.
Damn, you sows really don't know how to hoemaxx do you? Laying around getting fat n shit. No matter, more fat stacks for me.
Wake up you sluts, we got balls to dry!
>>79381413If I want satisfying sex I'll just get it on with one of the other whores in the motel. Besides, there's plenty of dick to go around.
Slow day eh? I can chill.
Navel fucking superior to anal.
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