Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #340Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?>For Wilds, check the thread/in-game to see if a Squad Lobby is up>For Rise/MHW, check the thread and see if there's any session IDs>For other games, make inquiries and simply use /mhg/'s standard room setup if possibleTopic of the thread: What is the best mixed-species couple?
>>79362400>tottit's gotta be malzeno and velkhana for me
>>79362489magnamalo in general always looked very "cheap" to me, but maybe that just has to do more with the lower fidelity rise has
>Attention everyone, due to the MASSIVE amount of hybrids that popped up around Wyveria, hunters are now FORBIDDEN from having sexual intercourse with monsters.>That is all, have a pleasant day.
>>79364402that announcement won't stop me
>there weren't that many guardians anymore>whatever happened at the dragontorch was making them pop out a lot more than usual, more aggressive too>now that it's over all the berserk ones were taken care of and the rest are way more elusive>you could still see some when they came to feed in the wylk pools but they immediately left afterwards>which means Wyveria was mostly peaceful, fine by me>mission of the day was transcribing some random scribbles on the walls of the lower floor>just busy work for someone of my skills>as I finished I grabbed all my tools and turned around>only to come face to snout with a guardian rathalos' big stupid head>thing managed to sneak up on me despite weighting 15 tons>only thing I could do was let out an undignified yelp and fall on my ass>strangely the monster didn't move at all for a few long seconds>just staring at me with his big black eyes>then he simply pushed his big nose against my chest and stayed there, like a palico asking for pets>I was so stunned I put my hands on his chin and rubbed>it was hard to tell but I think he closed his eyes just a tiny bit>after a while I got up and he let me shimmy back to the hallway behind>I didn't dare turn around but his stomps were not discreet anymore>I finally got back to my tent, where he just sat in front when I disappeared from view>I spent a while wondering what I should do when I heard him whimpering>which immediately ceased when I poked my head out>it was cute in a way>trusting my judgement I left with him in tow and managed to reach the Keeper's village>while he stayed at the entrance scaring everyone, the Keepers told me they did that kind of stuff before they went mad when Arkveld did its rampage years ago>they chose someone to bond with and guarded them, hence the name>guess I have a guardian angel now
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>>79367469Why does Velk NEVER lower her hips
>>79362400>Topic of the thread: What is the best mixed-species couple?Me and monsters, duh
>>79365747I want to give Guardalos pets too
would you eat meat and crunch bone with a fatalis?
>>79370311Technically correct, the best kind of correct. (Why is Malzeno such a slut?)
I wanna sleep on a monsters chest and feel its belly rise and fall while it breathes
>>79375448what did he say?
>>79362489Seriously, though, where are all of these 'nude' anthro mods? The anthros I've seen on the Nexus all have armor.
>>79371133I'd invite them to the cookout as long as they don't go on a racist tirade again when human/monster couples start showing up.
Which monster would get off to you calling them mommy?
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>>79372609True friendship is having a monster spend an hour straight on their back just so you can nap on their belly.
I want to believe Arky and Rey became friend after Rey got his neck rearranged
I heard that being a dentist for monsters is a pretty lucrative business.
>>79384098Its a very dangerous experience and you need to make sure you are managing their stress levels carefully otherwise they might try and bite down
>>79384098Dental hygiene is important, especially for kissing their favorite hunter
>>79384098Replace all the weapons with dental tool equivalents. Monster dentists probably even have their own guild or offshoot guild.
>>79385527>Sorry, kiddo, but I don't think you're "real" guild material.>B-But I spent my whole life training! There's gotta be SOMEWHERE I can go!>...>There really isn't, huh? All those years for nothing.>Well, there are other alternatives, but those might be a bit more... out there.>Please, tell me! I'll take anything at this point!>You have two options, either join the dental fleet or the /trash/ fleet.>... Do I even want to know?
>>79386485There's still the gynecologist fleet around the corner too
>>79387453That's just the trash fleet but with extra steps
>>79384098One of the most unexpectedly challenging obstacles to overcome was finding a place that would make suitably oversized lollipops to hand out to monsters after every appointment.
>>79369750Because she's a snooty temptress who cant help but tease (you) with her out of reach icecola!
>>79388629Whore
>>79389796How dare you call m- HER that derogatory word. Ill have you know she keeps those hips high to help her pounce around the area when it comes to ground movement And let it be known that I- SHE has a lovely hunter that takes care of her and her needs everyday and that gives her the affection that she needs
>"Wait, those fleet members call themselves 'trash'? Why...?"
>>79390570OH the ice bitch has a hunter now? Surely you can tell me what his name is?
>>79390989And why would you want to know his name? It's not as if any hunter would be interested in you anyway. BITCH.
