haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79347823/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
ott bf...
go birds!!!
>>79365146go away birds!!!
>>79365146big titties
>>79365087i want to be ott
you on the right. *does this to you*
oh my god my pain was a 6 yesterday now its an 8it will get worse before it gets betterHello, it's me. Nuclear Groin Poss. My Fucking Shitting Pissing Bitching Stupid Idiot balls have once again swollen with fluid and it hurts to move.its either gonna explode on its own today ruining a pair of undies and stinking up the house, or tomorrow im pushing and twisting a dirty razorblade into my balls until they explode and draingod i felt like doctor gregory house md demanding vicodin when i assured my mother that i can take 1600mg of acetaminophen and that i used to take way more daily when i was drinking dailyThis has been Nuclear Groin Poss, aka Bomb Balls, signing off.
>>79365308you should see a doctor
>>79365268why come possums get to cuddle but i dont??
>>79365308this would make me cry in a good way
>>79365321i already did, they scanned my balls, its not lupusthe solution is antibiotics but i dont have those i have painkillers and razorblades>>79365332w-what part of any of that would make you feel good?
>>79365308if its vericocele take 800mg ibuprofen, I get them to and they suck and there's not much i can do about it apparently. if its something worse i dunno poss see a doctor
Good afternoon everypossumDo we have to do the 2 minute countdown for every post now? I haven't cleared cookies or changed ip since my last post 10 minutes ago and it's straight up not worth coming here if it's gonna be that inconvenient
>the solution is antibiotics but i dont have those i have painkillers and razorblades
>>79365364holy shit sorry poss wrong post
>>79365368dont think its that, my nurse mother says abscess and i did check to see if your new idea fit better but nopesorry you also get chestbursters i hope whenever you get them you also have a bunch of liquor on standby i'll mention it to the doc when i see her >>79365441heheh
im lonely
the last thread got me thinking: what is the faggiest (good) type of anthro (male)? i’m having a hard time coming up with anything to beat well manicured poodle
>>79365684lucario
>>79365684probably some flavor of bird
>>79365684i was also looking at poodles
>>79365684ratte (male)
>>79365828that's not fratley
>>79365805erm what the fuck is up with his hands
>>79365856frately left her like a nigger and made up a flimsy excuse that he had amnesia when he actually just forgot she even existed. he is the worst character in the game
>>79365308why are you like this?
project at work collapsed and now if there isn't something they can slot me in i will be unemployed soon. filling my days with sleeping and making stews and walking until my back hurts
>>79365891youre the worst character in the game
>>79365910make sure you shoot up their office for knowingly throwing people out into a dead job market with no hopes of continuing their career for the next few years, if ever
>>79365910giwtwm
>>79365910do you want to work for me
whore knee
>>79365885gloveless gloves
>>79366004>koreanewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>79365900like what what did i do?
>>79365885he's wearing a humansuit partial but without the headhe's also got digitigrade paws stuffed into human shoes, that's why his legs are bent weird
poodle you say?
>>79365989yes>>79365957what aspect? the stews are pretty nice but i have to wake up early to take a proper long walk before it gets dark at 4pm and i keep sleeping too long and feeling sick and the dreams today weren't very good. dreamt my hair was massively thinning. and something about my penis but that one was much hazier
>>79366162>what aspectbeing unemployed again
>>79365187two souper bowls in a row!!>>79365205see you get it
>>79366173unemployed means i would have to burn the savings ive barely made or move back in with parents or have to brave the job market and world of interviews again. all terribly evil and cruel prospects
>>79366254yeah but for me its different
>>79366186large men look good in black and white
>>79366272*Thwack*
>>79366287i could just really go for a year off, i wish i could just do that and not have to be constantly pressured to go back in at every moment. work sucks, its a nightmare and drain on your life why does it have to be necessary or lose all your dignity being a leech or spoiled rich kid
>>79366355whats stopping you i cant take a year off work because i cant afford to not have income for a year if thats different for you then whats the barrier to doing what you want
>>79366392social stigma
>>79366041rude and also wrong
do you ever pee and then at the end it drips all oozy and you're like oh precum i guess i was looking at porn earlier
>>79366435elaborate
>>79366476let me lick it off and see
>>79366440author is a secret koreanjkor maybe real??
>>79366482i already kinda did
>>79365704>>79365788>>79365805>>79365828imagine the harem erm polycue
peeing in diapers all weekend because its the only thing that gives my life meaning anymore
>>79366482what pressure do you face at workwhy cant you pursue a different jobwould your coworkers not understand you wanting to take a year break
>>79366559wish i had diapers to pee in
>>79366600i have 4 or 5 left if you wanna come over
im sad that i didnt cherish anything from my childhood
staying in the closet because you'll probably be dumped soon and it's not worth coming out just to be single again the next day
>>79366625i'm on my way poss
>>79366751>sloppily eats apple watching you approachany minute now..why can't you be real :'(
>>79365087Hello friends this is ott and there is dna evidence to back it up
i wasnt even me for most of my life. 98% of the experience was stolen by another entity
>>79366809i think that happened to me tooi mean not literallybut it feels like i accidentally became me
i became the real version of myself at 27
>>79366833wake up posswake up and smell the ashes :)
i was always me, always a fucking loser piece of shit retard idiot nobody
>>79366928yes but we were cute and innocent boys before but now we're old ugly men
>>79366945i was a dork and got on everyone's nerves and the i only time people ever invited me to anything was forced obligation and later because they felt sorry for me
>>79365586whoa me too
not super stoked about being alive
>>79365087squeaky
i like ott butts and i cannot lie
>me in bed after making 150 low effort posts in /haha/ im never posting on haha again im such a loser im attention whore i ruin the thread
>>79367243me
>>79365684this would get me on one knee instantly>>79365788peacock bf would also have me down there>>79365805holy shit i need to buy more ring pops
>>79367288what's a ring pop
>>79367212iwtbao
>>79367308zoomerposs...
>>79367308what you use to ask someone to be your pbf
>>79367308a sucker you wear on your finger like a ring. its all slimy and stuff and your spit gets all over the finger and its gross.
i'm remembering push popsyeah i did make them into prison shanks like every other kid but also maybe they're why i like doggy sheath
>>79367308a candy with extra microplastics in it
>>79367376imagine doggy anthro bf with a cock that kind of tastes like that and when he cums it tastes like the stuff from juicy drop pop
there's no ring pops in the picture that poss replied to saying he wants ring pops make it make sense
>>79367288god i miss ring pops and mimicking the commercial where you suck on your friends while he sucks on yours before being old enough to start getting shamed for being gay i haven't had one in probably 30 years
>>79367412you lost me at "anthro" sorry
yeens are so punk
yeens are so skunk
scrundle
*rubs your prostate with middle and ring fingers* be straight
>>79367457i want to share ring pops with possy… very very badly in fact…
>>79367575*dick straightens outalright im ready
i kind of want to commission or request a gay story from poss…
gaydeath is coming
>>79367650filter yourself out of the thread loser
>>79367718you talk exactly like a fraternity jock
>>79367713says my crush when i ask him to be my pbf again
>none of my posts are hiddendo you wanna make out?
>>79367742wanna suck my cock?
>>79367748no
>>79366776i am reali'm just too afraid to share this kink in person sorry possy..
>>79367767why are you here if you filter everyone?
>>79367592*frots your cock* be straight!!
>>79367783we could put on pajama bottoms over them it'll be like were normal but sitting in a bunch of pee at the same time!
>>79367713lol
>>79367791to troll epic style
>>79367797oh no poss you came first, dont leave me hanging just finish me off using yours as lube..
>>79367826im not cattranny.i said gaydeath an in a more severe version of twinkdeath
>>79367834sounds stupid and attention whorey, oh well have fun seeing hidden replies and getting ignored yourself in the process!
>>79367713yay more reason to want to die
i always forget what you're supposed to say when somebody shows you a baby so i just smile at it and say nothing like a retard
pbf who is just a fantasy and not a reality
>>79367982
>>79367990hell never be realNEVER BE REALNEVERBEREALI WILL NEVER BE WITH MY PBFI WILL DIE ALONE
>>79368026me too…..cry….
i am alone.
>>79366282its trueneed to find pictures of large posh men
>>79367990zary beverage
>>79368130mon collar….
>>79367742meesh comic plot
you made me alone
>>79368129do you want to talk or do something together
>>79368148tasty boys…
>>79368177i don't know
looking at birthday restaurants and feeling self conscious about what i would choose
>>79368200me when i wake up and remember what my life is like
>>79367948i usually say “damn this hunk-a-junk fit through your pussy??!!” while pointing at the baby and raising my eyebrows really high
>>79368158one of my favorites 2nd to giwtwm army cheetah slut
>>79368177im not him but i want to talk about it but i also dont want to talk about it because im scared of openingup and being sincere for various reasons
what if you wait 10 years and the potential pbf just says "jk"
>>79368155you're wearing one right now?
>>79368261someone watched me jerk off to that cheetah one once that was fun
>>79368347wild post
>>79368347can i watch
>>79368347i wish I was jerking you off to that cheetah
>>79368315no but there was this posh doggy and he had one…
>>79367859your tripcode is totalcatpostervictory btw :)))
kissin and pissin and missin you
nobody likes me
how do you get a roommate and is having a roommate fun
gayporn
>>79368502i have some friends who are roommates and they seem to like it
I think it's in caps?
>>79368502yeah they jerk you off to cheetah comics just make sure you're both fags first
no one will ever let me jerk them off...
>>79368450this true?
>>79368526>>79368559can you get a roommate at 30 if its your own apartmentor can you only get a roommate in your 20s and you're both renting from a landlord
torturing batrick for being a homo>>79368598its in caps
I literally look exactly like this
>>79368687why don't i look like that
>>79368687yeah in second life
>>79368619yeah just make friends with them online first and convince then to move in with you to save money
sometimes I'm interacting with my parents and i think maybe they've calmed down enough by now that i don't have to go to the trouble of keeping my relationship secret but then they'll drop a truth nuke like "the cia funded hippies to infiltrate churches and make them woke and permit homosexuality" and I'll know that it isn't an option
>>79368761oh i have to make friends first, i cant do that, im not a friends person i always lose my friends when it starts getting too friendly
yeens need to be put in their place
>>79368687looks posscoded
>>79368298what are those reasons if you don't mind me asking
>>79368687prove it
*gets pregnant*
>>79368687this is pretty much my body type now
>>79369110why don't i look like that
>>79369067i guess im scared of opening up and being myself because im scared people will at best tease and bully me and at worse use it against me in some horrible plotive felt so for most of my life because tahts what has happened every time ive tried to have friends but i understand that its mostly my fault, im the bad one
i dont know how to make my feelings more obvious to my pbf
>>79368439I almost forget about those twoI hope they are doing okay
>>79369109i feel like being an mpreg manbutt poop baby would justify where i currently am in life but i dont even have that to blame it on
>>79369301have you tried verbally communicating them
>>79369135how could it possibly be your fault that people are being awful?
>>79369640what counts as porn postingI want apologize if I did it
>>79369720yes
>>79369986the snarten
mentally im here at all times
>>79369986olympic diver
mentally im in fear at all times
>>79370165same
>>79370165why do you always single me out with these :(
>>79370182my possuh we all scared all the timeits like saying the sky was blue
>>79370207oh i just meant the remix posts but i guess i am scared too haha
>>79370182sorry
found a cool trenchcoat lying in a closet, black, 42L (perfect length), military, good condition, too bad my xhest is way too small but i shall wear it regardless it beats spending 200 on a new one
>>79368774i'm sick why did you get me sick
banana 99 poss here gonna drink more tonight
banana 99 sounds like a donkey kong speedrun
>>79370793how do you just find something like that
banana 99 sounds like a transcript of minions having sex
Sharting at work rn
i feel very lucid today
>>79371069there is a room full of junk that i dont go intoremembered i used to wear a trenchcoat in middle school and asked my mother if it was still in thereit wasnt but she had a new one in there that she never wore and was my size
>and was my size
decided to not buy more alcohol todaydoesnt mean im not drinking but i just didnt buy any more
tried chucky fanta and it tastes like meh strawby soda, i want my money back>>79371904wellll as my size as it gets, slim stuff is tiny and long stuff is bulky, i'd need to go to a tailor for it to truly be my sizeand stop greentexting my posts like that add some white text dont make me read your mind!!
im fucking depressed
yeah
>add some white;)
the joke is cum btw
>>79372372weird dog...
all my parasocial friend simulators are pissing me off recentlytheyre so annoying, i liked them more when they were better 10 years ago
>>79371904my mother is overweight and often buys mens tops because they are more readily available in fat sizes, and i wear 2xl due to being tall so i get a lot of clothes from my mother when she cleans her closet
i was going to go out and get coffee only and eat a “perfect bar” but instead i got a huge huge sandwich with bbq sauce and stuff and now i have to eat before it goes bad pray for my tummy…..
>>79372781thats kind of sweet poss, in a way
>but instead i got a huge huge...d...with...sauce
wish i was unemployed so i could play with video games
>>79373029you can't game without money though
>>79373029its nice until you start to feel nothing playing them and are just as bored as you would be staring at a wall
what if you just worked part time
then i would be homeless
>>79373029im unemployed and i barely play video gamesits too much commitment
>>79373142but youd be homeless if u were unemployed>>79373157i want to hurt you
>>79373062ntp but you kinda can>>79373079this haha
>>79373282i heard there was a way you can get fired but get free money for it but it's never happened to me
it must be nice being happy
>>79373380unemployment compensationyou have to apply for it
>>79373029>tfw lost my 2nd job and I'm actually happy about it
>>79373282why what did i do wrong
faggotry is a greater threat to our nation than any bomb.
>>79373928you already said this
>>79373928even... a gay bomb?
>>79373821if i was unemployed id play gamesur wasting what I could be enjoying
>>79374087dont judge me i have depression
>>79374203i'm gonna depress your tongue with my ween in a minute you fucking dork
crying out for pbf where are the pbfs
>>79374612sorry we're fresh out
>>79372372cute little thing
im such a loser
>>79374744i was gonna post that haha
my bad im sorry its my fault i dont know what else to say i didnt mean to hurt anybody
>>79374744me too. it's why i'm here
anyway h
its almost half 4 am i should go to bed bu
i keep getting shown prep ads
>>79374941
>>7937513820 past the hour is not almost the hour
>>79375209almost half 4 am means almost 3:30
im almost half dead haha
some subhuman was trying to make a left turn out of my drive and were basically completely sideways blocking the entire thing so i had to go the long way around and now my fries are cold
>>79375241you could actually be 99% dead haha wait that's kinda sca
wanted to game for 10 minutes before going to work but steam crashed my computer so i guess I'm not allowed to
>>7937591110 minutes isn't enough to play anything anyways
>>79375963for older games its an amount of time
she hid the pillsif i wasnt so sober right now i mightve gotten extremely angry
>>79376172concerning
they should invent longer orgasmsim talkin 50, 60 ropes
doesnt matter id still never get to have sex
i hate this guy's face, hes on the posters in store and now i have to see him on tv toofrick you dude
>>79376738dont be mean
>>79376755i dont wanna but i gotta just freaking look at him and stuff he pisses me off!!
>>79376953look at the bags under his eyes, hes probably already completely sold out just to make a living
>>79376505dogs already do that
>>79376738i kinda look like this but with a shaved head should i kill myself
