/guplg/ - Girls und Panzer Lewd General #109Previous Threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fguplg%2F%20-%20Girls%20und%20Panzer%20Lewd%20General%20%23/type/op/>What is this?A lewd general on a red board made due to how often anons try to lewd and fuck eachother in the threads on /a/!>What do you talk about?Talk about the guppies, how they make your cock feel, or simply talk about whatever you want!Feel free to share your discord if you get along with an anon!>Flat vs Fat edition
>>79371554Even Kat knows she's being mogged by Nonna simply existing
>>79371658>desperately presenting feet to competeIt's lowkey working though
>>79371832
>>79371861I take it back, can I get a big guppie now
I don't save pics that often so I can't really contribute but guppies are hot as fuck
>>79371658I prefer the dommy commie mommies.
>>79371991You should start saving guppie pictures. Imagine how hot your hard drive could be.
>>79372053I have sfw guppies but very small guppie lewd folder...
>>79371861Sex doll
Obrazzu acting up again...I suddenly want to see the cosplay pic again
>>79372336Gen one of those phone ntr pics
>>79372336Why
>>79372409What?
>>79372615Saori showing her small bf a pic on a phone where she's with the big bf and being very smug about it
>>79372654Maybe another time.I'm gonna sleep.
>>79372754It's only 2am you worthless slopslut
Gross erp >>>> youkopest's spam
>>79372960You are so pathetic melty lol
>>79372960I wanna grosserp
>>79372983?? Why would melty insult himself
I'm too drunk to erp but guppers sure are cute
What's the point of the spam
>>79373223He thinks posting old Obraz erp from his Obraz erp archive discourages people from erping with Obraz even though that's the exact thing they're looking forHe's not very smart
>>79373223>Obraz does soft gay rp on the thread>Melty spams his older ERP sessions>It just makes everyone involved hornierWhat is his plan there
>>79373223Attentionwhore being attentionwhore. Do the usual and ignore.
>Obraz posts beheaded>Melty spam stays upIm telling you he is dating a janny
>>79373273At least some are getting horny, I just find this all bizarre
>>79373415>melty>datingBold of you to assume he's capable of communicating with people outside spamming pictures from his fat folder
>>79373460Well either that or he is a janny
fuyck melty I NEED sex guppie buttte
>>79373562Flanking her back side!
>>79373562>pubesFor me
>>79373460>>79373490I can't wait till he finally dies
>>79373613You better post lewd guppies while waiting at least
>braz got possessed by Nonna on her birthdaySo spooky :D
>>79373661Nonnabraz is the original and the best
>>79373694I can see whyBut darjbraz...
>>79373724>darjbrazNot my cup of tea kjeh hehFor real though braz should post more here
>Melty so desperate he started to add porn to his postsOhoho
>>79373824I noticed kekThe Nonna one is fucking hot tho
>>79373577
>>79373869Now that's some maneuver warfare.
>>79373824Desperate for what? He can stop anytime
>I somehow missed the fucking hoshino/andou threadThe whites are fine too...>>79373869Oh fuck, especially her!
>>79373869She had put up defenses up north and in her capital, but she did not expect a sudden attack up south! Her "second way in" was left unguarded!
>>79373966The jungle fever anon was so fucking based
>>79373995I'll have to go through and read it but I definitely have that too>>79327533Funny he says that bc I'm the bleached nazi enjoyer who joined a bleached cord a couple threads ago and bitched and talked about how shit it was
What now?
>>79374086I wanted to post hot cosplay Chobi but it's in a format this board doesn't support
The thread in general was such a mess fucking christ
>>79374029That was obraz
The thread in general was pretty peak christ in heaven
>>79374179>Obraz is this basedIt would ruin my worldview
>>79374210It was painfully obvious it was him
>>79374210Obraz has always been based
>>79374210Braz notoriously spammed bleached nazi edits back in the day
>lot of posts still up See it is automated
white-thirsty sluts!>>79374179>>79374210>>79374219He does like bleached so that'd figure>>79374086fill me in on what happened so I can enjoy it more directly that reading the other thread (which I'll do anyway because guppy hornyposting is too delicious to knock down)
>>79373824I got a warning from my Kat gen within 10 minutes on last thread("lolikon and/or shota") so it's silly to watch hour long spam and multiple nsfw pics not get deleted on a blue board.>>79373925Indeed.Now to sleep for real. Have fun guppers
>>79374270migger cope
>>79374270It's because no one's reporting
>>79371554I want to have raw sex with Katyusha and take responsibility.
>>79374270>doesn’t mention the erping
>>79373866which one?
>>79374356Die melty
>>79374388Fuck off you are what’s killing /gup/ especially when you’re already accusing anons as your boogeyman
>>79374305desu some of the stuff got deleted so it's strange mods don't just look through the whole thread quickly or delete all his ips posts
>>79374449Melty is the one killing gup and you're using his talking points
>>79374526No the erping was absolutely not necessary, and the spam that came along with it was like a skewer to an open wound
>>79374558Not necessary, sure, but better than low effort green text, no quote replies, bbc, brainrot etcetc spam
>>79374558your parents didn't seem to teach you "two wrongs don't make a right""
>>79374624I just find it ironic how you all let it slide but as soon as spam appears it’s suddenly a problem, not the smut talkers but the spammer only. It’s a collective problem and I feel crazy thinking that "maybe this is ok and I’m just not with the times". This is all so tiresome and pointless and ignoring either side doesn’t help at all especially when it goes rampant
>>79374558The erp IS necessaryWe can't even have the NY fap thread on /a/ despite it being board culture as newfags cry about it so muchAt some point you just have to face the fact that erp is the backbone of /a/ and everything is much worse if anons aren't constantly horny
>>79374679You're not crazy, we just hate melty more than some random fags erping
>>79374656Of course I believe that, do you? I think anything that’s poisonous to an already sensitive general shouldn’t be allowed. Doesn’t matter what I say anyway, it’s just words jumping off an echo chamber with no end. Like one particular anon said a few threads ago, it’s silly for someone to think anything can change. Post quince or something, maybe that would cheer me up
>>79374713Why even have this thread then??
You just jealous anon is getting milked by obraz on a blue board
>>79374784Because newfriends cry about erp, keep up with the convo anon
>>79374896Saori SEXO
at least it stopped, but it had to take a mega autist to have the mess cleaned up
>79374981What are you talking about
>>79375000He's mad about anons being lewd or something and complains in the lewd thread about it
mr janny is being very strict today, okay, if it gets rid of the spam thats fine too. he was nice enough to not ban me at all, i can respect that
>not banSure
>>79375264It doesnt matter anymore they all evade anyway
>>79375191Funny, he just deleted my posts tooYour brat behavior made me shoot out a lot though, nasty brahz
>>79375299That’s why I said sure
>>79375264you got banned for disgusting spami got hit in the forehead for posting bad postswe are not the same >>79375303...
>>79375444>...You should flirt as aftercare too, I like it when you show your sweet side a bit~
Still a gross faggot
The 2018 era also had attentionwhores and they disappeared. Now I'm wondering if any of the current attentionwhores will disappear too
>>79375612The natural cycle of life
>>79375526>posts this in the fag threadEvery time kek
>>79375625What if they stay forever? That's scary
>>79375481dummy anon... acts all defenseless and sweet...it was pretty nice... i guess!
>>79375671Then we will just have to suffer desu
>fatty now embracing his homo energy Good I guess
>>79375718Hehee~ you're such a cutieYou need to keep it in check though because it makes me too horny
im not a homo tho, i just teased anon for the fun of it, the fact of what he did with that teasing is beyond my reach, i had no act in this
>>79375811Do I have brain problems if this makes me turned on too
>it’s not gay thoeverKEK
>>79375796anon you are such a dummy getting all fired up from that stuff, you are so easy to tease (so easy to please too...)>>79375858dummy being so easy again...
So this isn’t gay either?
And by your logic this isn’t homo either
Or this?
>>79375861it really is absolutely fine, my enjoyment from this is purely non romantic/non sexual! therefore its perfectly fine, try to prove me wrong there hihihi
Why do you care tho
>>79375906>>79375918>>79375937>bringing out old stuffwe are talking about the thing that happened today, dont move the goalposts again
>>79375940Nice projection and coping lmaoKeep being a blazing homo for your simps then faggot
Goal post? I’m not moving anything, in fact it’s the fat faggot proving me right again that he’s a flaming aids ridden faggot
>>79375900>you are so easy to teaseNo it's just you make me feel funny very quick, I'm not usually easy to tease!
Oh yeah you got milked by some fat fuck lmao Talk about down bad too
Jelly kek
Melty feels off today
>>79375989so you are telling me, you arent easy to tease... its just me being very good at teasing? hmm i almost feel flattered~
gonna tickle your no no hole now?
>>79376101>hmm i almost feel flattered~Maybe you should, I always feel very good when you're being a tease~ and being more open about it was pretty hot
Lack of sleep leads to weight gain btw
>>79376192you are very convincing... ill might consider it the next time i feel like teasing~
>eslLike talking to a jeet
>>79376212its nice you care about my sleep schedule, but i will just sleep till 12 am and it evens out
>>79376231>ill might consider it the next time i feel like teasing~!!
Don’t you me fat fuck
>>79376081Yup
>>79376276are you exited? fufufu~well i cant entertain you any longer, im tired and need some sleep
>>79376393Any theories as to why?
You will never be an anime girl
>>79376531Taka-chan is making me feel like jacking off.
>>79376483Sleep is important, I'm sure you keep being a tease in the future too~
>>79376559
>>79376546Maho makes me feel funny...
>>79376531Probably just took him this long to realize he being here changed nothing, and now it's slowly sinking in
>>79376614
>>79376612Instead of "I came, I saw, I conquered" it should be "I saw, I conquered, I came".
>>79376636Making my penis stiff...
>>79376656
>>79376546Wanna stick my peepee in that Mabotummy
>>79376629Lol that's what I thought
>>79376686Making passionate love with Maho would be the absolute best...
Chobs your thread
>>79376649This but applied by Carbs
>>79376714Omg it's The Chobber
>>79376546>>79376636>>79376656>>79376656Wow, as a Maho-fag this is pretty hot. I am interested in what this Hana-fag is saying though about gening pictures of her with Ann from Persona. Can we see some of these?
>>79376883Officer it's this post
>>79376883Kill yourself
>>79376883Hanafag needs to get some samefagging lessons because this is not good...I suggest asking obraz about it
>>79376915What do you mean?
Hello my wife is Ann from Persona. I'm looking for a guppie wife to do wife swapping with, preferably Hana. Hanafag obviously needs to hand out Hana to me or he won't get Ann, please understand. If he agrees he can fuck Ann as much as he wants. Thanks in advance!
>>79377099>Implying I would leave my waifu.
>>79377585Who spoke about leaving? Just bit of swapping. It's the only way to get to Ann really.
>>79377585That's your waifu's mother btw.
>>79377654>Implying I am not getting an oyakodon on a montly basis.
>>79377711Oh it just keeps getting worse
wh-what do you mean?
>>79377861Since Hana 21 is actually a Yuri, do you have a system for renumbering them or do you just let the miscategorizations slide?
Damn, that Hana and her mother sure are sexy. On an unrelated note, can I get my husbando Deku from MHA with Ann from Persona?
Just post Nonna already and there will be an end to this madness
>>79378324ok
>>79378376Good, milkers next
Gen Youko and Mikko making out desu sloppers
>>79376081The whole French kiss proposal probably impacted his feelings quite a bit
>>79372754Saori, unlike Kay, would never become a sister.Still kawaii though
>>79373661That's the ultimate goal of gupposting
Goonish morning.
Kill yourself migger
>>79381539>making bro fail NNNBad Shizuka
>bro
Yeah, that's clearly a guy, the hands and clothes aren't feminine enough to make me think of a futa
ok zoomer
>>79381814Her butt is delish
>jeet slop
>>79381904>Melvin isn't a zoomerSee, there are redeeming qualities in everyone, you just have to dig deep enough
lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/sldkte.png
>I will post again shota for my ex to own le chuds
All guppies are shotacons tho
>>79381979But I'm not Pinoy, you're thinking of someone else
No one asked for sloppa faggot
Daily reminder that Youkofag pees while standing
Bump since it's ded hours
Mikko birthday!
>*Blocks you*
>>79385140Interesting symbolism
>>79385321Symbolism?
>>79376883your falloff from a goofy ritualposter into another obnoxious faggot should be studied
>>79385966Aren't those two the exact same thing?
>>79386087of course you'd say thatwhy am i not surprised
>>79386228Me on the left.
>>79386402Really now?
>>79386102I don't know, why aren't you surprised?
>Bunker busterhttps://files.catbox.moe/44ifhz.png
>>79386692>her birthday present is Mandingo Seriously? Couldn't you think of anything more romantic?
get it guys the joke is shit skin penis
>>79386725Romantic gens are private and just for me.
>>79387005Interesting
>>79386831for obraz and/or youkomelty*ftfy
>>79387005I really like this ship.
I really dislike slop
Understandable.
>>79387137I've seen some circumstantial evidence for Youkofag/Mikkoanon, but nothing so far for Obraz/Mikkoanon
Wife
I really like AI gens but wish we had someone else making them.
>>79388462I agree, not so much because I hate Mikkoanon but because I'd rather not depend on him and him only to see my ideas come true
>>79388572>I'd rather not depend on him and him only to see my ideas come trueThis is partly the reason why but it is nice to point it out.
>>79388572I also wish we would have other genners here, because it's nice to see what kind of ideas people have etc.
>>79388214>I've seen some circumstantial evidence for Youkofag/MikkoanonThere's some yeah. I used to chalk it off as Melty trying to fuck Migger over by implicating him in some 4D chess way, but at this point it's become pretty obvious that Melty is just really dumb, so I get the feeling he wouldn't have the brain cells to plan ahead. I'm not really that into the whole drama so I don't care to actually theorycraft, but there's definitely stuff for cia to inspect all I'm saying
>>79388590I have to turn off my vpn to poost so I can rarely be bothered anymore lmao
>>79388362My wife truly is the sunshineThe kindest and coolest guppie there is
>>79388462I've been posting gup slop for over half a year though, you faggots just decided that I was the avatarfag each time I do.
>>79389066My love, the Dajigoblin
>>79389067Gen Vanilla with big tits and I might believe you
>>79389067Gen Vanilla with big blockers and maybe, I said maybe, I shall entertain your statement as truthful in nature
>>79389067What exactly have you done to stand out from the others? If you get mistaken then it's clearly because you are copying someone else's prompts or using the same default style at which point thats something that comes with the territory
>>79389067Gen Vanilla in cute socks and perchance this grand tale you begun to spin might be considered some earnest words, but only if, alas honest men around these parts are the rarest breed
>>79388748It's abundantly clear to me that Youkofag is starving for some love, because he gets jealous whenever we talk about Mikkoanon or Darjanon or Brazzu instead of him and instaflags any such mentions on /a/.Probably hasn't kissed anyone in ages.Honestly, getting to first base with Mikkoanon might be just what he needs right now to regain some emotional balance and self-worth
>>79389101There>>79389121>What exactly have you done to stand out from the others?Nothing, I want to be anonymous. And by doing everything to that end I ended up having a schizo shit himself each time I post, which is funny but not why I'm here.
>>79389115
>>79389219Cute enough for you?
>>79389389>Youkofag is starving for some loveOh I should have read the whole chain, I was referring to them being the same guy. Though I agree, a gupper wife would save Melty.
>>79389550No way I can get past those, but thanks a whole bunch, looks great
>>79389558Finally some foodThank you, it's very cute
>>79389101>>79389115>>79389121I am just being an evil contrarian
>>79389582I could teach you a thing or two about getting past blockers of any size if you like.
>>79389594My genitalia look exactly like that
>>79389620Same but thicker
>>79389611W-what's the minimum size needed to pass the course?
>>79389652Same but thinner
>>79389693Also a bit more veinyIt's actually pretty different now that I compare
>>79389674Zero, in fact, you don't even need a penis to pull off the techniques I offer you.
>>79389752A-any further details?
>>79389594Whoud suck
>>79389652Same, but bit shorter, foreskin, and bit larger testilces.
>>79389832Oh yeah, mine is uncut as well, thank you for making me notice that
>>79389752testicles*God dammit>>79389844Uncutgang uncutgang uncutgang
>>79389773Sex is war, and in war fighting strength is only one factor you have to consider. What's also important is mindset and positioning. When you see a big set of blockers, your immediate thought is going to be plapping those cheeks, even if your armored spearhead is insufficient to overcome her defenses. But this is a mental trap, one that can be avoided by remembering that you have an entire body to work with, and many different angles to attack from.
>>79389929Where can I buy the limited edition of the OVA with the actual AK symbol?
>>79389898What to do to get to tap this combo
>>79389970Nazis lost anon, why do you care so much about the imagery of losers?
>>79390093>all those in-your-face tattoosI can understand posting naked black gentlemen, but that's frankly over the top and tasteless
>>79390158uoh...i dont deserve 2 girls at once
>>79390219You do if your name is obraz.
>>79390208tatoos are ugly and tasteless period, girls with tatoos look bad, bleached tatoos look bad too, subtle small tatoo is already bad, bodywriting is fine, its hot but removable, tattos are ugly, uglier than scars/burns
>>79390248>tattos are ugly, uglier than scars/burnsOi I just fapped to Balalaika recently
>>79390248100% agree!
>>79390265well, i phrased it wrongly there, scars/burns are fine, they are okay, its not intentionally mutilating yourself, nothing wrong with them and they are kinda cute (injured girls is a pseudofetish i got from watching the first episode of evangelion)
>>79390208I'm more bothered that the tats on thighs aren't warped properly and look unnaturally flat.
>>79390248I think some tattoos can be cool and pretty, but not that kind of raceplay/degrading tattoos.
>>79390341im just a extremist on that front, but i dont like tatoos at all, either on girls or males, i know smaller pretty ones can look good, but i just do not like them personally
>>79390230just one but loving is good enough..
>>79390358Understandable. When I was a kid, we had a young-ish punk-ish woman(under 25?) as neighbor who my mom got to know well and she had cool tattoos and babysit me and played video games with me so I'm mega biased.
>>79390466This but with a bigger guppie
How old is mikko
>>79389542>>79389550>>79389558Good BanirasNow gen her cutely spreading her wet pink pussy
>>79390918As old as you want babyboy
>>79391124Never call me that again
>>79391312Babyboy~
>>79391335Cringe
>>79391001
>>79391600Lovely, I want to slide in there so bad
>>79391600Imagine her biting her lips
>>79391312Sorry...
>>79391624
