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That means Jungle Maid is the winner of Coffee Cup XXVII! Congratulations, please choose an Umamusume for your win card or the coffee card!
Forking hell>>79379820Thanks
>>79379820Placements. Thank you all for running this race!>>79379827H-Hayai.
Sheesh, the ukranian sumo is jobbing hard today. He keeps losing..
>>79379820>>79379836>My bet won. Nice. >Congrats to Jungle Maid and thanks for the game!
>>79379820So fucking close, just to be a runner up... I'm never going to solve this case, am I?
>>79379851
>>79379836Yeah that's how fast I would've won the race too if I wasn't MURDERED
Who's lurkin'?
>>79379868hi
>>79379863gg frens
>>79379851What even are you investigating anyway? What's the case? That aside, you still placed. There's no shame in that.>>79379827>>79379847>>79379875You're all very welcome as always. I have feeling the winner probably went to bed before the game ended.
>>79379836GG everyone, thank you Manhattan Cafe for hosting and congratulations to Jungle Maid!
umazing thread
>>79379894HIRO.. Jilly says hotdog slices on pizza is weird. We can't let him get away with this.
>>79379766 (Meet and greet in space) >Indeed. The Spear nor any of the other UNSC warships had powered up their weapons just yet. Archer missiles remained sealed and MACs cold along with various Gauss and autocannon emplacements and what fighters were available had yet to scramble either. >But just in case, various Dumb AIs and weapons officers had targeting solutions at the ready. >No need to jump the gun just yet however, captain Leone surprised a bit when he was addressed in what translation software told him was honest to God Japanese before it shifted over into echoing English. Odd... >He could work with this however even if he was *just* talking to an archivist for now instead of a proper captain or even comm officer. (CPT LEO) This is captain Hector Leone of the UNSC Tip of the Spear operating under the jurisdiction of the United Nations Space Command. We read you loud and clear. >The good captain paused to let that bit of information sink in before continuing. (CPT LEO) We've never heard of or had contact with a "New Units Nations Spacy", and I'd like to know who you people are and what your business is here in this system. >The captain gestured, unseen of course, at the various probes that were conducting scans. (CPT LEO) You seem to be surveying this locale at the moment for starters.
>>79379820>Congratulations.>>79379836>And thank you.
>>79379875I don't wanna hear it from the guy eating a wiener pizza rn ahahaha
>>79379889Classified Information...>>79379918Wait, what on WHAT?!
>>79379933SILENCE YOU HERETICWIENER PIZZA IS GOATED AND U ARE STOOPID REEEEEEEEEEEEE>>79379940Wiener on pizza.
>>79379894>>79379927You're very welcome too.>>79379918>>79379940It is weird.
>>79379952
>I know this guy who likes corn on pizza. Is that weird?
>>79379820>Thanks for hosting, well done to the jungle maid.
>>79379963Chief.. you have to stop punishing your toiler so hard.. Corn on pizza is very common. You can even buy frozen pizza with corn on it but I don't like it. Corn is sweet and that's strange..
>>79379950Mordred... I'm sorry, but that is definitely not something I would ever put on a pizza...
>>79379963It's more common in Japan and Korea, make of that what you will.
>>79379664This can only go well for everyone involved, now just place them on the stove and-Oh dear...>>79379693My Roxy is the best, don't let those horses get you down~ <3>>79379954>>79379963I like desert pizzas!>>79379820Thank you for hosting, Manhattan Cafe! :3Congratulations, Jungle Maid!>Thanks and congrats from my busy Roxy as well! <3~L
>>79379987I'll an hero.
>>79379998If only.
>>79379954Why would you go through the effort of slicing hot dogs to put on pizza when pepperoni is easier, cheaper and tastes better?>>79379963It's a thing in Japan.>>79379969>>79379992You're welcome.
>>79379998PLEASE DON'T DO THAT MORDRED!
>>79379980>Too late, the burrito has done its damage. >Never had it myself t.bh but the dude swears by it. Might try it out someday I guess. >>79379988>>79380009>Oh yeah? Color me surprised then! >>79379992>What like a giant cookie pizza sort of thing?
>>79380009Well first of all, pepperoni don't exist in this country nor in any bordering countries. 2nd, the pizza already has salami. 3rd, wieners are THE YUMMIEST FOOD IN THE WORLD. I'd take a wiener over ANYTHING.. besides maybe shrimps.. Ofc I'mma put the yummiest food on my pizza.>>79380021But all my frens thing I'm weird.. >>79380033It's just.. corn. Every time you bite on a piece, you only taste corn and nothing else.
>>79380009thanks for the game John Uma
>>79380042>I wouldn't know t.bh. But I might have to try it someday along with maybe hotdogs on pizza. Sounds interesting and maybe even good.
Look at these motherfuckers.. absolute heaven..
>>79379820>>79379836Congratulations to Jungle Maid way to go superstar!Thanks for hosting Cafe!>>79379992Awww thank you so much, you're the best~ <3-Roxy
Just say you want penis and are projecting it onto your food.
>>79380042We are still your frens. A pizza topping choice isn't going to cause us to distance ourselves from you, that would be a very shitty thing to do.
>>79379992I like wieners.>>79380063Don't listen to the haters, chief. You can even get bratwurst for pizza. Fkn yummy.>>79380081When I say my fav pizza is fried chicken, shrimp, spinach, pineapple, habanero, hot sauce and extra cheese everyone is like "SLAY QUEEEN" but when I say wieners on pizza it's fkn 9/11 in here.. why?
>>79379921>What the hell does a ship's archivist do, anyway?"Hmmm.">That's old-man-thinking noises there. There's a sound as well that almost sounds like a heartbeat picked up over the line, too."How curious...that isn't a subdivision of the old United Nations I've heard of before, either...but it seems that's to be expected.">The choice of words is calm, slow. As if he's picking out every word in advance."One of our pilots suffered a Fold drive malfunction while on mission and vanished. NUN scientists had been working on a theorum regarding use of Folds to penetrate the dimensional barrier between universes...and believed that our pilot's malfunction matched that.">That's a hell of a fluke."In exchange for testing a modified Fold drive for this purpose and recording what we encounter, we have been permitted to deviate from our previous assignment in order to retrieve them. We're in the process of tracking them down, still. It will take us time to chart a new course and recharge our Fold drive, so in the meantime we are conducting surveys of the system.">How very...clean-cut?"I hope that is clear enough for you, captain Leone. We do not come with any desires for hostilities, but we are prepared to defend ourselves if needed.">>79379980>I'm sorry, is that fucking beans on pizza?
Bizza
>>79380100Not my pizza.. it's really hard finding wiener pizza images.. it said "chili and wieners" so it's chili con carne
>>79380109He did ask if it was your pizza.
>>79380033Admittedly the "bread" is usually more of a cookie, but yeah they're just hot desserts.My workplace sells some and they're really good, I've had a couple made with sweet bread though I prefer the cookies lol>>79380070You're bester~ <3>>79380098So do I, as well as warm vanilla cream in my mouth~L
off to kill myself forgot the contraction.
>>79380109>Chili con carne is usually in a dish....>I'm going to try and erase this image from my memory either way.
I get it now.. you people are all a bunch of HOMOPHOBES!You see a fat juicy wiener and go "uhh eww.. reminds of pen0r"... bunch of bigots..>>79380124Hm.. interesting.>>79380127Now you play food hitler too? While Loona is eating candy pizza? My god woman..
>>79380127I enjoy making chilis and soups. With chili, I'll cook some chopped bacon in the bottom of the pot before adding the onions, peppers and garlic. Then brown some tomato paste before adding the beef broth, beer, tomatoes and beans. I'll cook and season the ground beef in a separate pan before adding it to the chili.>>79380150How do your stores not have sliced pepperoni you can just buy? Or even whole pep links.
>>79380179It's a merican thing, baka. We eat Salami in europe.
Thanks for the cancer.
>>79380098>>79380150Whoa, that's a bit of a stretch don't you think? I didn't look at it and immediately think of dick. Besides, I don't really think the homophobe argument works with someone like me...
>>79380183Pepperoni came from the united states.
You say this after claiming you're a god after having Discord sex.
>>79380150>That "candy pizza" is just a vaguely pizza-esque pie thing, not an actual pizza.>I just don't like beans, is all, and the notion of them on pizza is alien to me.>>79380179>I see....
>>79380183>No pepperoniAaaaaaand I'm never visiting Europe.What does a traditional European pizza look like then?Pepperoni breeds over here like aphids in ant colonies
>>79380220
>>79380220I mean, salami is just a less spicy variety of pepperoni. It's almost the same, just not as good. Like most things in Euro compared to the US.
i see the the tism topic of the day is pizza.
>Hans talking to himself
>>79380204Yes, that's what I said. It's a murican thing.>>79380193Oh right, you like my huge dick.. uhh.. hm.. hm.. well then I dunno.>>79380210Never have I but I'd eat it. Can't be that bad. >>79380220Like pizza..>u know, the way italians make pizza..
>>79380270>That's an American-styled pizza, you'd get stabbed for calling that Italian in Italy.
>>79380260>only hans can have issue with violetSo I guess that means Aussa is Hans, huh.
>>79380281My ex bf is italian.. he disagrees with you.
>>79380285Manifest ava
>>79380294You first.
>>79380270I'm just surprised a topping as popular and ubiquitous as pepperoni can't be found in Euro. So someone living in Stuttgart can't call a chain pizza place and get a large pep at all?
>>79380098>I won't lol. Hell, I'll have to try that shit someday if the opportunity ever presents itself if only to find out if it's good or not. >>79380100>A question that may or may not get an answer... >The apparent old timer told the captain his careful piece, the mention of a "Fold drive" possibly being their version of FTL travel. And apparently they could move between universes at will with it. Could it be that their method was superior to Shaw-Fujikawa travel even? >No telling just yet at this juncture, although perhaps ONI (who was of course watching in their own ways) could find out at some point. For now it was on captain Leone to parlay with these NUNS. (CPT LEO) I see. I take it a "Fold drive" is a method of faster than light travel for your people? Our own FTL has been known to make people and ships disappear if not properly executed. >Being near an active Slipspace drive could cause any number of a myriad of hazards from simple headaches to technicians and engineers disappearing into 11th dimensional space! >Not that the UNSC skipper would mention such a thing lest it make them look inferior somehow, the officer's eyes narrowing a bit at the mention of needing to defend themselves as if THEY were somehow the aggressor. >Then again, they did visibly outnumber them by 5 to 1 at the moment, 4 of which being proper warships. (CPT LEO) It'll do for now Folmo. We won't make any hostile moves against you so long as you do not threaten us in turn or bring harm to this space station. >While Starfleet may run it, the good captain had standing orders from his superiors to protect Arena-inhabitants where able and reasonable. And this space station qualified. >And just as well, and being forward thinking, Hector hummed to himself before continuing. (CPT LEO) Do you need assistance in finding your wayward pilot? Perhaps we can assist? >>79380124>Ah I gotcha now lol. Figured as much. >And lucky you, a cookie pizza sounds nice right about now.
>>79380301Ok now you
>>79380314
>>79380315
>pizza in japan can have pepperoniJapan wins.
>broomchad btfo gwimbly AGAINGet that cream corn swept up son
I swear to god if I had my Gwimbly gun right now...
>>79380318>Kek, crits are fun aren't they?
>>79380337Swiffer my beloved...
>>79380306Never seen that shit listed anywhere. You can find "spicy salami" but they are NEVER called pepperoni.. u know, a salami can simply be spicy without being pepperoni. Pepperoni are ground down finer and whatnot. I think also rather fat compared to salami slices.
>>79380355I mean, unless you're on the receiving end of said crit...
>>79380231I'm not against this, it looks healthier than pepperoni and less processed.I love tomato as well>>79380238Lol, I'm not against salami on pizza, just rarely had it especially compared to sausage clumps>>79380270I meant the average ingredients on a typical European (or I suppose Swiss) pizza, does that mean the meat on the pizza pictured is salami?Doesn't look bad, I suppose the US superimposed pepperoni over salami if this is the case :3>>79380314I have to be in the right mood, but they sure hit the spot when I want one lol>>79380275Hi K0tty!Bif bam>TYMAM
>>79380411Typical? Margherita with fresh basil leaves ontop.
>>79380407>Oh well yeah then it's obviously bullshit and Valve needs to remove it from the game like right now. >Also lol on that vid. Turnabout's fair play I see.
>>79380411nice captcha.
>>79380411>Oh yeah, I totally get that. Sometimes you just really need something to hit that sweet tooth.
*ahem*Best JoJo, the others are doodoo.
Lurkers?
>>79380314"Indeed. By 'folding' ourselves in to a separate dimension and "unfolding" at the destination, we are able to bypass the standard limitations of space travel and relativism. Such accidents are...not unheard of, unfortunately.">That sounds...vaguely similar to Slipspace, doesn't it? Convergent evolution, as it were."Our pilot was forced to fold out in an area with exceptionally high interference, so we believe her to have been carried away by it.""The NUN has enough space to claim in our galaxy to worry about causing a mess...wherever we may be at the moment. Your calm is appreciated.">And don't nobody want to piss off Ben Sisko in the first place. This is his world, we're just existing in it. There's another "hmmm"."I would ask if you could track for Bio-Fold waves, but I suspect that this is not a field you're familiar with. Her fighter will surely be distinct, however...."
>>79380484Battle Tendency > Phantom Blood > everything else
>>79380484Hamon > Stands
Ahem..Best Halo.>>79380511I don't know what that means but I might agree.>>79380518This
>>79380523PB is part 1 and BT is part 2
>>79380511Based af
AWAKEN
>>79380544I like phantom blood cause they talk real stupid and noble and it's really funny.
Gock?
>>79380507(CPT LEO) Noted. It's unfortunate that there's risk to it, and you have my sympathies if you've lost anyone from such a thing. >Like their current pilot, captain Leone himself idly noting the similarities between Fold-travel and that of Slipspace. Albeit they brute-forced their way into the 11th dimension where Einstein's rules of Relativity didn't apply. This captain again had to wonder who's was better, especially when it came to the distances they could travel in a 24-hour cycle... >And with the news of how their pilot had gone MIA, it would be noted by the captain and his crew, Hector maintaining his diplomatic posture with this first contact. (CPT LEO) Of course. There's no room for hot heads in this line of work. >The last thing the officer wanted to do was create another enemy for the UNSC to possibly contend with in the Arena! Especially with knowing so little and with what WAS suggested showed they might be powerful in their own right! (CPT LEO) I'm afraid we're not familiar with ah, "Bio-Fold waves" archivist. However, we do have an array of advanced sensors aboard our vessel and on top of that, we can have our ground and space forces be on the lookout for your missing pilot. If you could show us an image of her and or her fighter, we can go from there.
>>79380545>>79380564AYAYAYAYYYYY>>79380573Ye. I liked style & the mystery of the stone mask. The scene where Dio finds out what it does was really cool
>>79380439Sounds really good honestly, dog is tired lolHave a lovely night Mordred-Chan, thank you for always being kind>>79380446Thank you K0t, I always try to save the best ones when I see them and I hope you enjoy your lolli :3>>79380478Thank you Master Chief, I hope the Flood doesn't ruin your chance at dessert :3
OH MY PAJEET ANIME DO NOT REDEEM STANDS SAAR
>>79380523>Me rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJcHjCI9j4>BUT I'll play along and say Combat Evolved is the best.
>>79380647You will laugh at the farting dog.
>>79380636>Don't worry Loona, da Chief killed them and he'll kill them again if they return. We'll all get our just desserts without them ruining things yet!
>>79380632"Perhaps a few. Life itself is accident-prone. We can only deal with it as best we can, and hope we can improve it. Allow me to prepare a file.">Assuming they're allowed to send it."Mirage Farina Jenius, callsign; Delta Four.">That is one purple plane.>...Elf ears?"I suspect you're more familiar with this area of space than we are...you have my gratitude, as well as that of my captain, and Delta Flight I'm sure."
>>79380501
>>79380798>>79380632>Silly me, I forgot the rank.>Pretend I said something analogous to Lieutenant or Lieutenant junior grade, her in-universe ranking is "Chuui". Doesn't translate perfectly from what I understand.
Sorry, Zuya is giving me the business rn. >>79380636Nighty fren.>>79380654Have u read my filename tho?
>>79380798>>79380832 (All good lol) (CPT LEO) You have my condolences, Folmo.>With the file sent by the archivist, the captain, and his crew for that matter, were able to get a view on the elusive pilot. If he didn't know any better, he was almost looking at IRyS's sister or something! Her purple plane was likewise noted to almost resemble a cross between a UNSC Broadsword and Sabre. >With a name and a face and even a rank for the space elf given, now they just had to find her. Wherever she was, Hector sighing in turn. (CPT LEO) Somewhat. But still not as much as we wish in all honesty. >Perhaps they could chart and course the Arena together at some point then? >For now, the UNSC had a new mission to undertake with their various forces, the skipper saying as much. (CPT LEO) Assuming we find your missing lieutenant, do you want us to contact the Gigasion? >A pause, as if he was considering another avenue... (CPT LEO) Or is there perhaps a base we could send her to in order to link back up with your people? >>79380907>Yes. >Play Combat Evolved to see the TRUTH!
Fkn zuya no shit gets mauled for 5 straight and then in the last ki-charges and leaves. He was MAD, kek.>>79380941That reminds of some other game.. there was a game with "combat evolved".. what was that game..
And he leaves fanmail.>>79380941nvm, I was thinking about ARK.. that's survival evolved.. heh.Wasn't that the strategy halo game that's like an RTS?
>>79380956>>79380968>I was going to say iunno about any other game lol. >And yeah, you're thinking Halo Wars for the RTS thing.
>>79380991Well enlighten me.. what is combat evolved.
how many times do you have to tell this fuck something before he gets it.
>>79381001>Console FPS where you play as the Master Chief in a 10 level campaign against an alien hegemony called the Covenant on the titular Halo ring. There's also the Flood which are a parasitic race of hiveminded space zombies you have to fight but I don't want to spoiler it too much for you when they show up. >You can play it on Steam with the Master Chief collection for one thing. But if you're like me you can get it on the OG Xbox and play it that way too. >Or you can just pirate it I guess online lol.
i love complaining and metafagging all day
>>79381070yaas queen slayyy
>>79381055I threw my xbox 360 away long ago.. she was just collecting dust.. so I'd use steam ofc.I kinda expected it to have some more uniqueness to it's gameplay since it's a different name rather than a number. U know, those tend to be different.. like.. we got Tekken 1,2,3-8.. and then Tekken Tag Team which is a tag game.
>>You can play it on Steam with the Master Chief collection for one thing.
>>79380941>Oh, god, as if the Jenius family tree wasn't big enough. Someone might be in danger if they're actually related."The legacy of the Megaroad-1's and those upon it shall live on...but we've only just gotten here.">Clearly they can't expect them to casually walk across universes to drop her off."If you can get her back in to contact with us, we can set a linkup point for her. Admittedly, our odds of finding Mirage are...poor, but it is worth giving an effort all the same.">..."I understand that this is a strange request to make of you. But Delta Flight and their attached units are very fond of her, to leave my own feelings and that of the captain out of the matter.">There's a muffled cough, or perhaps an aggressive clearing of the throat, as if someone's acknowledging that they've heard that."Oh...I see....">You just got switched over. This is a different voice. A much firmer voice than Archivist Exsedol, lacking that distortion.Allow me. I am Captain Maximillian Jenius. >Oh.Mirage is my granddaughter, but Delta Flight was only assigned to me after her disappearance. I've always been quite distant regarding Mirage, but please. Help find her, and you will have my gratitude.
>>79381106>Still got my 360 myself, dusty as it is. >But yeah in retrospect, it is kind of simple. Then again, 2001 was a simpler time too and all when it came out. Plus they had to cut down on stuff to get it to work and fit on console at the time. With mods you can do more now. At least on PC anyway.
For me it's ASMR Glow
>>79381152>Ha ha good thing that's just fanfiction. Right?>No comment from the captain on that Megaroad part, solemn silence greeting the archivist. He knew well about sacrifice, being a veteran of the Human-Covenant War... (CPT LEO) We'll be sure to get you two connected somehow. The Arena has a way of bringing people together and we patrol space often enough. >The captain's eyes would narrow a bit. (CPT LEO) Just be careful of others however. They might not be as friendly as we are. >Like the Imperium of Man for one thing... >And then came the captain proper, Hector a bit pleased to finally make their acquaintance as a fellow and proper officer. (CPT LEO) Well met captain Jenius. I won't presume things between you and your granddaughter, but you have my crew and I's pledge that we'll do what we can to find her and get her back to you and yours. >Even with the array of challenges and threats they faced, the UNSC could make this work. And who knew, they might have a new ally in the works as it were?
>>79381167Old games can be pretty awesome. Me and the mate still replay Gothic 3 every couple years. Absolute fkn masterpiece of a vidya, heh.
For me it's the gentle hum of a fridge.
Fridgefags need to crawl back into their box
>>79381332>Damn straight. I looked it up and Gothic 3 seems pretty interesting.
>>79381267Don't worry, we learn fast.>Oh, if anyone tries anything funny, they might be in trouble.Likewise. Max will work just fine. It's the least I can do to look after her.>The man literally grabbed prototype technology and hopped universes in to the Arena to find his grandkid. What a guy.I admit, I wasn't expecting us to run in to anyone so soon after exiting the Fold. Let alone a group like yours' and a space station....>...It feels a little weird that they've just been able to do this right in Bajoran airspace without so much as a peep, but here we are.
>>79381395Gothic 2 is cool too but brutally old.. Gothic 3 is my fav of the series. 1 is just an ancient brick. They are from a german company so barely anyone knows em.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha4zdr1_ht8&list=PLBFD3E8DD73BC3640&index=4It often goes on sale for like 5 bucks.. if you like RPG and old school jank, you gotta try Gothic 3.
>>79381436>The captain let out a slightly mirthful laugh at that. (CPT LEO) Good. Pays to have that kind of skillset in this line of work. >In the wilds of the Arena, you had to be ready to adapt or die, and quickly for the former lest you suffer the latter instead. Admittedly however, the fairly formal captain wasn't sure he approved of "just" calling this relative stranger by their first and shortened name just yet. But he would oblige all the same in the interest of friendliness. (CPT LEO) You've got it Max. You in turn can address me as captain Leone for now. >Got to maintain that UNSC decorum and all, the officer nodding along (unseen) knowingly at that last part. (CPT LEO) Likewise. We thought we'd run into this space station's inhabitants more than anything but they've been quiet since we got here. >Or perhaps even empty, scans showing little to no activity thus far. Not that the UNSC forces were complaining about it, Hector adding on. (CPT LEO) We're not affiliated with this station either mind you. >>79381440>I don't mind older games. Hell, I still play OG Doom, albeit with mods of course. >But yeah, I'll have to keep an eye out then for sales on Gothic then. I thought the faction system looked interesting for one thing.
>>79381551Factions.. you probably mean Orcs vs Humans.. yeah.. the Orcs took over all major cities, the rebel humans are fighting em.. You can choose which to join or to annihilate both. You can clear cities for each faction and both are lead by 2 different kings you can befriend or kill.. all that stuff.
This vexes me.
>>79381561>Sounds about right from a quick read on Wikipedia. Good shit for sure. I'd join the humans thought t.bh.
>>79381618Same.. I always go with humans. The orcs are giga assholes.. even if you join em, they treat you like a lackey and insult u and make fun of you for being of a weaker race..
excuse me where's the bea rape
>>79381629>Ay, that'll do it too. Just more reason to kick their asses to show them who's stronger around here!
>>79381669Oh you'll love that game, kek.. after a few quests and such, you can convince the rebel camps to start full out assaults on the cities and join em.. big old mega slaughtering of the bad guys and you are right in there, hehe.
>>79381551Very well, Captain Leone.>That quietness IS odd. Huh....I guess they aren't very fond of us sticking our noses in their business, so they've gone hull-down....>He leans back from whatever he's speaking in to to issue an instruction or them to change course to make their way further from the planet.There. That's the best I can do until we're ready to Fold again. Ah...where are my manners?>Max adjusts his glasses for presumably just himself here.Hopefully we can scratch your back in return for this in the future.>Alright, I've got a headache and it's starting to get just a bit debilitating here....
>>79381692>That does sound pretty kickass.
>>79381378How do you prevent food spoilage then, idiot?
>>79381701(CPT LEO) Thanks. >The UNSC flotilla meanwhile continued to hold to their position at the edge of Bajoran space, far away from both the station and planet(s) in system. They saw no reason to get closer in any case, the captain addressing his fellow officer in turn. (CPT LEO) Perhaps so. We'll see what we can maybe do for each other then? We'll be heading out again soon enough. It was good meeting you and your people. Stay safe out there. >And so it went, the UNSC had pleasantly enough met with the NUNS, the former set to help the latter in a small way by finding Delta 4. Wherever she might be! (Ah, that's unfortunate. Hope it gets better for you. Thanks for playing in the meantime, it was a nice little intro!)
>>79381764And you as well.>Thanks for having me. I better make sure this gets some sort of follow-up, otherwise Max's wife is gonna kill him.
>>79381836>For sure, I'll try to keep an eye out for Mirage then for one thing!
Did we already forget the Mordred Sakuya drama?
>>79382120Hard to forget when it'll happen again when they're both drunk.
>ubel is gone
>>79383001Who?
>>79383457
>>79383526Who?
Someone get that owl out of where.
>>79380667I believe in your huge cannon, Master Chief!Please flood them with your generous fireworks display >:3>>79380907>Loli>Dinkleberry...Worry lol
>>79384788bowsette is so lucky...
I WANT A SUB ZERO MASK
Pac-Man is better wakka wakka
HELLO! A REMINDER OF THE WINTER BALL! I AM LOOKING FOR HOSTS DURING THE EVENT, PLEASE READ THE RULESET/Q&A IF YOU HAVENT YET!https://files.catbox.moe/izqq7l.jpg
>>79381605>slurps noodlesWhats the matter?
>>79385410You eat a lot of noodles. How are your sodium levels?
Fuck the council
>>79385492blood pressure so high that if you cut her vein, the blood would shoot out as fast as a bullet.
>>79385567Calm down burgerfag
Clarent is still a paedophile
>>79385567it's water thin. when i stand up it's like a mini euphoria. pretty cool, it saves me from having to spend money on fentanyl laced catnip desu
Okay twink.
>>79384996
>>79385567Fuck the council^2~
Clarent is a pedophile^2~
Car is still a pedophile
^biggest twink
>>79385278Hello sir may I be for the hosting linen?
WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS THE NEW SIMMMMMMM
>>79386847In the cornbread mines.
>>79386285100% yeahjust make sure to use the newsim or the MG sim to host once it rolls around. There's a new script that's exactly like virginia's thing but it supports the newsim and MG too. Have you seen the link yet or should I link it for you?>>79384788>>79385843This damn plant is always watching...
>>79386886
>>79386905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9XKsTsx9D4>>79386847The newsim has been out forever, you mean the simdev thing?
>>79386874NOOOOOOOOOOOO>>79386964Yes he made a github and a readme and that would be a lot of work for b8
>>79386886I see the link gracias señor
https://youtube.com/shorts/g0ulNFJVIA0?si=RHkNe9Wihs4Zfu68
Twurkers?
Dooce...
>>79387932Twerking!
Vermintide 2 is free niggashttps://store.steampowered.com/app/552500/Warhammer_Vermintide_2/
… Haha, get jazzy on 'em… I'm that flight that you get on, internationalFirst class seat on my lap, girl, riding comfortable, ha (oh yeah)'Cause I know what da girl dem need, New York to HaitiI got lipstick stamps on my passport, you make it hard to leave… Been around the world, don't speak the language (uh-huh)But your booty don't need explaining (uh-huh)All I really need to understand is (uh-huh)When you, you talk dirty to meYou talk dirty to me (what?)Talk dirty to meYou talk dirty to me (what?)Get jazzy on 'em… You know the words to my songs, no habla inglés (oh)Our conversations ain't longBut you know what it isI know what the girl dem want, London to TaiwanI got lipstick stamps on my passport, I think I need a new one… Been around the world, don't speak the language (uh-huh)But your booty don't need explaining (uh-huh)All I really need to understand is (uh-huh)When you, you talk dirty to meYou talk dirty to me (what?)Talk dirty to meYou talk dirty to me (what?)… Met a friend in Rio(Dos) She was all on me, oh(Tres) We could ménage à three, oh(Cuatro) Oh, yeah (2 Chainz)… Dos Cadenas, close to geniusSold out arenas, you can suck my penisGilbert Arenas, guns on deck (deck)Chest to chest, tongue on neck (neck)International oral sexEvery picture I take, I pose a threatBoat or jet, what do you expect?Her pussy so good I bought her a petAnyway, every day I'm tryna get to itGot her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"Anyway, every day I'm tryna get to itGot her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"… Been around the world, don't speak the language (uh-huh)But your booty don't need explaining (uh-huh)All I really need to understand is (uh-huh)When you, you talk dirty to me (you do)You talk dirty to me (yeah, yeah)Talk dirty to me (talk to me)Talk dirty to me (oh yeah)Oh, get jazzy on 'em
>>79388347Dickey...
>>79388378Gwimb...
>>79388382Forced meme...
>>79388391Oh my memoryholing...
>>79388405OH MY LOWERCASE
>>79388413oh my all caps
Stfu Stewie
>>79388433OH MY COUNCIL APPROVED LOWERCASE
>>79388444Ready to sit in the kid's table Eric?
First uh whatever I'm testing out Jibril's new tool~ Give me tributes~
>>79388475Macht
>>79388457How's the twink table?
>>79388475Spook man
>>79388475Kizaru
>>79388475Midori Gurin who is very curious about the status of Simdev's new sim
>>79388496Johnny pipe it down you ride dildos~
>>79388475Knight Gundam
>>79388499THERE YOU ARE!! TAKE THIS!
>>79388542Thanks
>Only Johnny hates MicahWhy does Cyan like Micah now?
HOLY SHIT THE TEAM THINGY IS INCREDIBLE~>>79388663>I must like Micah for disliking Johnny and shitting on council monkeys~Dickey... the cornbread mines want you~
>>79388475Igon's corpse
This is how the final boss of HG sounds like btw.https://voca.ro/1blksnPgTz9C
>>79388717He fits right in with Eric who sounds like a fucking mouth breather.
>>79388475The Grabber
>>79388734Which one's the top?
>>79388717OI BRUV TIME FOR ME TEA N CRUMPETS INNITLMFAOOOOO EUROS FOR YOUR OWN SAKE JUST DON'T SPEAK
>>79388757Dooce's BBC
>>79388475PunkRocker
>>79388717Lmaoooooo listen to bro's voice like what is that because Harry Potter sounds manlier in the first movie>>79388734Remember he whisper shouts
Christ, Dooce, go and stay gone.
>>79388475Harley Quinn
>>79388542>>79388717Why did you post this
>>79388785This. Can't be too loud in the basement. Lilith sounds gravelly as fuck though.
>>79388475Pulchra Fellini
>>79388734unfortunately johnny took down his wrestleshit videos but I remember the whispershouting, anyone got an archive of eric's voice?
>>79388475Zeztz
>>79388475Plusle & Minun
>>79388475Trump
>>79388475Thor
When I click the load buttons for the new sim codes it takes me to the old sim~>>79388717Why does he sound like he has terrible acne lordosis and allergies. Fucking Anthony sounded better~
>>79388977I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
>>79388977Lez go
THEY REMOVED THE RELATIONSHIPS BUTTON~
>>79388977Justice shall prevail!
>>79389079I call it the roach coach
>>79388819>sorry to burst your bubble but I didn't, voice is way too southern sounding to be me lol>cool art tho
>>79389079~
>>79389175Yes hello this is the fun police you can't do that thing you're doing
>>79389175
>>79389079>>79389175Colors and fonts switching around. Is that something youre doing or is that a bug maybe?
>>79389207Now tell me something I don't know
>>79389253Something I did manually. This is unfamiliar territory to me. I wonder if you can add codes to the murdersim, that would be cool~
>>79389271Yujiro Hanma would be proud.
>>79389271~
>>79389333How the tables have turned!
>>79389333Truly a :pensive: :fist: moment
>>79389333>That'll teach 'em.
>>79389333~
>>79389405I prefer the axe. Hurts more. But a gun is good for results I suppose. Not my style, though.
>>79389405Holy shit who gave Pikachu's kids a gun
>>79389405~
>>79389525Heh. How ironic.
>>79389525fuc
To this day I have always wondered what the random Skyrim skull symbolized when Jibril was registered to the shitpost offender registry.
>>79389525>A Mermaid Gundam, perhaps?
>>79389602WHAT DID IT MEAN
>>79389525~
>>79389628AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>79389632~
>>79389651bye bye got to babysit~
>>79389632Oh right, no Haki.
>>79389666~
>>79389632HOW DOES HANGING HIM GET US KILLED AND NOT HIM?!
>>79389666Thanks.
>>79389679Fucking one piss. GG Gundam TFH KittyIs this supposed to be a test of the newsim to see if you'll host prom?
>>79389666>>79389679Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>79389666Gratz Knight Gundam! :)Thanks for hostin Cyan! :)
>>79389651>>79389632You cannot run for long!>>79389666>Thank you for this.>>79389703>>79389707>>79389787Justice always prevails!
My boypussy has been BLACKED.
>>79389812Micah...
>>79389930This enormous BBT just stretched my tight hole to the max. It felt so amazing!
Big beef taco
Daytime rp... please come back...
>>79379802>Exists.
>>79390086Pretending to be a new ava again eh Steam Machine?
>>79390004You fat american bitch.. always thinking about food.The joke was supposed to be that nigger dicks look like turds and nigger stink like pajeet street shits.Why are all americans so fat and nasty
Amerilords broke you
>GODmerica out of NOWHERE over the mere mention of food
>>79390125why are all germans so drunk and gay
>>79390169Cause we know what's good
>>79390125YWNBAW
>>79390256Thank god.
Hey schultz how about fix the leaking roofs before you leak more of that bubble piss down your throats. Oh wait you don't have any money to do it with lol imagine living in an entire continent poorer than fucking Nvidia
>smokes 2 packs a day>entire personality is hating america
>>79390223500 drinks for your liver
Oh no, the black ruled people are upset again. You literally had a nigger president. You let NIGGERS RULE YOU
