Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2025/12/07Ice EditionPreviously: desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79519787[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Ever been frozen solid?
>>79747529>Sam and Chadley"COMING THROUGH ah uh, godsdamnit!">A goddamn Gorilla! Or whatever the hell that is!>What an impasse>One that Chadley solved through blocking"I don't have time for this nonsense!">With the T--99 blocked, Sam rushes onwards...>But not without first opening the hatch for FIo and letting loose some complimentary missiles upon the T-99, softening it for Chadley>Mho and Dyne>Not a hatch?>"Ah, hell!">Oh, it's more gun>OH IT'S MORE FIRE GUN>The gauntlets hold, but, that hurt"THAT MERELY STINGED.">Not really>Still, two things were learned: one, Bull Frog somehow has a 'trick' on how he enters the tank...if he is even actually entering it>Two, this gun might be another weak point in the electrical system>Sensing flows...and THUNDER PUNCH, somewhere near the hatch but not directly on the hatch>Dyne is having a grand time spinning"What, did you just notice? You're too slow.">Now he's getting chatty too>But gritting his teeth. It feels like he is shit talking the mother he never met.>Protector holds, but, that was painful>Time to keep Gyro Ball, aiming to keep main cannon and gatling gun from firing>And Bull Frog is talking, again, and Mho replies"I know what I will TAKE! IT WILL BE YOUR UGLY DAMN HEAD!">Battle yell, before he strikes
>>79748933>>>SAM & CHADLEY"Go, Sam, go!">Chadley growled at the T-99."Alright, you're scrap metal.">Fio disembarked and then boarded the Vlad!"Uncle Sam! Ah, big brother, Mho! I'm coming!">She looked peppy as ever!>Sam was almost to the firing range...>>>DYNE & MHO>33>DUBS OF ENEMY SUCCESS"Oh, did that sting? Then this is about to hurt a lot more, Thunderbust.">The Bull Tank fired a salvo!>It hit Mho dead on!>That same, Electrode like explosion again rocked him to his core...>Mho took 400 damage!"It isn't over yet, either! Take this!">The Bull Tank fired its S-E, 'Ace Of Spades'!>Fire bullets!>Mho took an extra 200 damage!"Come on! Try harder than that!">His request was met with Mho's Thunder Punch!>Smack dab onto the back of the Bull Tank!>9>It... plinked off!?>But the resulting electricity made the Bull Tank stop right in its tracks!"Oh, you're a...">Dyne's Gyro Ball!>8>A direct hit!>The Bull Tank's main cannon was damaged! It might end up not working!>200 SP worth of damage to the Bull Tank!"Son of a bitch, you two are anno~ying.">The Bull Tank revved!>Bull Frog initiated a High-Speed Operation...>4>But Mho's electricity prevented movement!"Oh, blow me.">Bull Frog laughed."Alrighty then...">Bull Frog sounded like he was fiddling with something in there."What a day this has been. First intruders, then the security system, now a tank battle with two Pokemon who refuse to lay down and die.">A laugh."Wouldn't you know it? Lucky me.">The Bull Tank's engine changed... noise."That's what I'm saying, Thunderbust! Ignoring the consequences, taking what you want! All that old world shit. And here you are, thinking that you're fighting for the greater good! You know what you're fighting for, ya big electric ape? I'll tell you what you're fighting for - a /dustbowl/ that deserved to be nothing more than that in the first place!">There was some real venom to his voice then...>The doors to the firing range opened!
>>79749139>For clarification, Sam & Fio entered the range, too!
>>79735888>Ooh right, right>Could be done yeah, move the panels and wiring over to the new hat. Rotom with the hat!>He might have to tell the rest of them, unless they'd rather hear it straight from Sam and Kauket in person>That too"Yeah, there's that. Do we need anything else for that?">Indeed>He handles shocks shockingly well, being an Electric type and all"Is it already? Damn... Must've been longer than I thought.">She then... Talks to the electric cloud on her shoulder"Did you have people you wanna call?">Too late for turkey, but he can at least apologize for missing out>>79736300>Yes but what ai model? When's the last time you updated?>Perhaps that's what pushed her to keep teasing him, to see how much longer he could keep this up- if he just immediately folded, there wouldn't be any challenge>Whether or not Taner and everyone else was there didn't really seem to matter to her, and in fact might only make it more fun for her, as him not hearing the end of it would only add to the whole tortuous teasing experience
>>79736300>And while they hadn't known each other for very long, something about Sekhmet rang truer, sturdier than with the average one-night stand>Sure, it could always just end up being a fling, but it's also extremely unlikely that he could do something to upset her, or cause her to want to backstab him. She just didn't seem like that type of person to get offended or vexed that easily, so at most they would likely remain friends by the end of it all>Sekhmet waited over the table, smiling as Apache psyched himself up, ready to take on her dare"Well~?">And as luck would have it, the crashing of plates and utensils gave him the perfect window of opportunity to strike>Smooch!>He might've meant to make it a quick one... But Sekhmet grabbed him by his jacket, forcing him to remain lip-locked with her just a few seconds longer, precious seconds which she used to part his lips with her own and plunge her tongue into his mouth, wrestling and kneading his own before finally letting go of him>Her own lips were pristine, spotless, despite the many years on the battlefield, thanks to that nifty shapeshifting ability that allowed to regenerate practically any and all physical wounds>And as for her taste, well, of course it was very sweet. But also exotic, with a noticeably fruity, slightly baked aroma. Dates? Oranges? Hard to say really. She tasted like sunbaked nectar by a summer afternoon, candied sunset. A caramel promise that was as tempting as it was foreign and mysterious>As they both sit back down into their respective seat, Sekhmet's expression hasn't changed much, still just as playful if not more-so"They have, yes.">Her eyes appear to glow even more brightly as he admits to that"Are you sure you're ready for that? It might be more than you bargained for.">It might sound like she's turning him down, but her eyes and actions say anything but. If anything, it's more like a warning, for his own sake
>>79747001>True!>Indeed>Maybe! That would certainly explain it. Maybe stuff can't get cool if it's in stasis? So fridges can't do that? Or maybe higher-end fridges have both options?>lol classic Taner :P"The important thing is to make progress each day.">That seems just fine by Eldena, seeing how she reacted to Fea's yapping, and is now ignoring him, perhaps faster than any other guest they've ever had over>And then Star confirmed"I can tell.">Said with the confidence of someone who believes anyone with half a brain would immediately notice that- at least, she thinks so. She might be better at reading people than most>Then...>The little fox nods a little"Yes, that makes sense. You're the closest to him physically, too.">She means as in standing close to someone... But both Taner and Star (and possibly Fea) might think she's talking about some other kind of physical closeness>Especially considering her sense of smell is likely extremely sharp, being a fox and all. She likely already smelled that -before- any fish-patty cooking action started taking place>But so far, she makes no mention of it>Scratching herself with a hind paw, she adds:"Well, you certainly make up quite the large bunch, that's true...">Which is probably not something she's used to, as thieves rarely tend to work in large groups>She then looks back at Star, seemingly sizing her up some more as she did previously>What exactly is she seeing in her?"...... Say, you wouldn't happen to be unable to evolve, would you?"(That's not bad at all! The characters and poses are great! And so are the other two images below! I don't know how you do it Taner!)>>79749457(how were the nuggies, cof?)
>>79749703(oh, i was just referencing the picture i posted. i'm nuggieless...)
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>>79749699>>79749693>I've found out as of this morning that it is in fact 'reForge' most recent version.>Anyway...>Apache felt like he'd been stunned in the best possible way. No one had ever grabbed his jacket in the romantic sense before nor had ever been as forceful as she.>A core memory came back to him, one of the twins at 'Bar Thirsty' singing a particular song. Their band had gotten a guitar player that day from somewhere way out, Eden, perhaps.>It was a song about women, rather, a particular type of woman. A woman that demanded your full presence, one that invited and delighted, but also devoured. It'd left him both in awe and reminded him of a former partner who'd gone in the past.>Right now, Sekhmet, intentionally, re-awoke those feelings within him.>He inhaled."More than what I bargained for?">Apache rolled his shoulders and took off his jacket.>He was a lot more built than he let on, broad chest, rugged shoulders, the abs, all of it. How did that jacket hide it so well?"Sekhmet, if I didn't know what I was getting myself into, I would've been a spelunker. I'm not a caveman, I'm a soldier. More than a soldier, I'm a man.">His voice held more clarity, and raised an octave. He didn't whisper anymore, and it seemed that embarrassment had all but left him at this point."You're talking about bargains and you haven't even seen all of me either, missy. I've fist fought giant ants, held weapons that are twice my size, and tossed a robot off of a swan boat's neck. Even if I didn't do that, I'm firm in saying this.">He leaned forward and Sekhmet managed to see some of those old scars open up. Crags on a rugged mountain."You do things to me and make me feel things that I felt couldn't happen to me anymore. Here I am, proven wrong again.">His smiled widened and he reached forward, taking hold of one of her hands. His grip felt... superhuman."I don't want this feeling to stop. And I want to see where we go.">Maria blushed, and Fei raised a brow.
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>>79749139>Sam and Chadley>The Vlad Prototype is barely deacelerating so Fio can hop on>Sam is on that much of a rush!"I have a mildly bad feeling.">ENTERING THE RANGE>Mho and Dyne>These gauntlets are built though, but they are getting very strained with this repeated assault>They will for sure need an extensive rebuilding afterwards>And Mho himself has begun to bleed>But, each hit also means Mho can counter, in spades"You DONE having a tantrum?">THUNDER PUNCH>The armor of the tank hold, but the electricity zapped 'something' inside>Meanwhile, Dyne managed to damage the main cannon. That will help>now what the hell is Bull Frog doing"The part connecting ALL THAT? YOU, STUPID SHIT!">A secondary engine? Brace for impact!"There are OTHER WORLDS OUT THERE! AND YOU WILL NOT EVER SEE THEM!">And then the firing range doors opened>It's Sam in the Vlad Prototype!"Missed me yet?">>79749693>Exactly. Except Sam is the one who needs the electricity now>They do listen to Mho, thankfully. he's kind of like Sam's long time right hand man"Nope, got the parts all here with uh, that other plan that I don't need anymore.">Meaning, they can get to work immediately>Mho can handle shocks, and also give his own"INDEED. We had BURGERS.">Yeah>Sam is thinking it, before making a decision"You know what, never too late for a late Thanksgiving. Just don't wait for me. Also make preparations for Christmas just in case!">And also..."Yeah. Gotta tell Taner that I am alright though uh, still can't leave home. Same for Chadley.">And also his family, but I never really fleshed out that part>>79749767(That is sad. Get the nuggets and fries)
>>79749767(Oh... Zap is right, you should nuggie up)>>79758846>That's the interface which is good to know but I meant the actual ai model, silly. That's the big file that holds all the data required to gen stuff. For instance I personally use Nova Furry 12 https://civitai.com/models/503815?modelVersionId=2268972>It seems like that song might've been written for her then, as this applied in more than a few ways. To this day there's still debate over just how literal her nickname of Man-eater actually is>Her eyes scanned him over quickly as he removed his jacket- of course it made sense his jacket would've hidden it, it wasn't too surprising, but it was still a feast for the eyes nonetheless>Curiosity began to creep in, replacing her teasing temptress attitude almost as soon as his embarrassment waned>It seemed almost perfectly in sync, the less red he was, the less smug her smile appeared to be"Apache...">Sekhmet removed both of her gloves in order to take both of his hands into hers"You do realize I'm not a good person, right? You might be a super soldier, but I was the one they needed to dispatch super soldiers for in the first place. The only thing setting me apart from one of those WANTED is the ability to reason, and the wisdom of time and experience.">She squeezed that steel grip of his with her own, her hands surprisingly soft considering what she did for a living"I don't mind letting you in, but you might not like what you see. That's what I meant.">She shook her head, smiling to herself as she looked over Maria and Fei in a "Can you believe this guy? Making a scene like this?" ... Even though at least half of that was her fault>Sekhmet will then take her hands back- unless he holds fast to keep her in place"Anyway... We should probably save the rest for later. Making a scene here.">She wasn't embarrassed in the same way he was earlier, this was more a "okay we're done with the cute formalities, time to get serious, but not here" type deal
>>79761425>True, they'll need a new power source... Maybe he could borrow crystals from Jerome and his gang>Well that's good, big guy's earned all the trust"Alright good, let's get to work then.">Meaning, mostly Kauket acting as Sam's hands to handle the tools and such>Very true"Hell of a thanksgiving dinner.">Indeed"Hmmm, right. With a bit of luck you'll have your own form just in time for Christmas. Somehow I think that'll require a miracle, though. A Christmas miracle.">They really should've done this earlier in the year, when there weren't so many holidays in a row"Sure thing. Thankfully once you can use the PDA, that should solve most of your communication problems.">Oh. Fair enough(Let us wish for nugs upon the cof)
>>79747841Once or twice. Really sucks since once it happens you just gotta wait until you get KOed or swap out>>79746550Well if it turns out I can't get them that way I'll figure something out>>79747039I'm not sure how ghosts come about other than that someone dies, but if being abnormal is a requirement to become a ghost, then that would certainly explain, well, a lot. And yes, I'm sure becoming a ghost helped make him even stranger.Probably something like that. I certainly don't hang out around them, I'd be caught in an instant knowing how rare I am to humans. But maybe it's better for Oddish and other common pokemon since it's not as likely a trainer will want to catch them.Are you sure magic wouldn't just reject an attempt to apply rigid scientific principles because it's magic?>>79749767(What everyone else said)
>>79761425>Chadley was heard swearing and fighting off the T-99 Gorilla...>ENTERING THE RANGE>THUNDER PUNCH rang true!>5>It plinked off again, but the electricity prevented Bull Frog from dismounting!>The Bull Tank fired its Main Cannon!>2...>But the parts were damaged, and it couldn't fire!"Well, that's annoying.">Bull Frog used the secondary engine function 'Medica'!>Repairs started around the entirety of the Bull Tank!>The Main Cannon was repaired!>The Bull Tank fired the missile launcher, the "Joker Flush"!>4>Fio rushed forward, electricity thrumming from her fingertips. She was in her Pokemon form, a golden-furred Raichu! One by one she shot each missile out of the air."Aw, who the hell are you!?">Fio wiped her nose."I"m Fio! And you're about to find out what happens when you mess with my big brother!">A laugh from Bull Frog."Alright, now *this* is a riot.">A little cheer from him was all Sam got when he entered."Glad you could make it. Sorry about the trash.">There was Kyrie, still. Dyne had put her in a safer spot, but it didn't change the fact that... she had breathed her last.>The Bull Tank revved again."Well, now I at least get a tank battle out of all of this. You *really* raised an annoying Electivire.">Bull Frog's tone changed."Big man doesn't understand that the world like yours, and the world like mine aren't all that different. Yesterday we were headed for a downward spiral, and it's only a matter of time before your world does the same. There ain't anything good to save there, nothing good to save here. Wastin' your time with all this, but hey, hasn't stopped people before!">A laugh."Didn't stop me, either. And that's why I was such a damn fool back then. Not now! Now's the time where people who've got what they have... will take what they want!">The Bull Tank's engine roared to life!>All stats were raised sharply!
>>79763076>Oh, I use 3WolfMondAI-SDG: https://huggingface.co/Xeno443/3wolfMondAI-SDG>...>Apache almost found his heart beating faster at that smile of hers. It held less of that lustful teasing and more of a cute flair that had him feeling warm."I wasn't a good person either, Sekhmet.">A confession, one that made him reminisce."When I started out as a hired gun, I was a thug. A bouncer. A protector for interests of whoever had the biggest power at the time. Even when I earned my nickname of 'Iron Man' that's who I was. Just a glorified bouncer.">A weak smile spread across his lips, remembering the times."When I went to Mado, it was a way of coming to grips with that. I knew the Grapplers were coming, but when I heard that Ted Broiler might've come, I knew I should at least die protecting those that needed to be protected.">He looked back up at her."But I didn't. And from that day forward I've been with Fei and Maria. What I'm saying is, Sekhmet is that... it's never too late to change who you are. You might've done that in the past, but letting that define who you are now is only going to make you hurt more.">His spirit was more resolute than ever and he felt a surge of adrenaline hit him."No one has to like everything they see, either. No matter which way you look at it, a cactus is a cactus, but the flower is still a flower. And I see that flower. So, try me.">A wink."You'll find I'm a lot stronger than you think.">Maria let out a laugh.>Fei nudged her elbow, giving a kind of "Get a load of this guy, huh" gesture.>Before he let go of her hands, he gave them one last squeeze, as if desperate to feel her touch more. Then, he let them go, understanding their situation."Of course.">Indeed. The gloves were off. Apache no longer looked trouble at all, and instead kept looking at her with a kind of infatuation.>Fei shrugged and took a bite of Apache's desert, which had just come.>Apache gave him a glare while Maria let out another laugh.
>>79749703>That seems to make the most sense to me, in stasis it doesn't get colder or warmer, so if you pit an ice cream cone in it'll stay cold, but if you put a melted one in, it won't re-freeze or get any colder than it is>Great for a trainer's life, not so great for at home when things need be re-cooled all the time>Lightspeed nods as if she's just given him the wisdom of the ages, even though Star and Taner have for sure both told him similar before"Maybe we can -race- later!">It is the second-worst reaction to Fea, the first being PB who was moments away from trying to kill the Sylveon after his first sentence>It's part of the reason that Fea has actually been a little less lewd than normal with his comments, that and the kids, though for him "less lewd" still leaves a lot of room...>Star is impressed by the observation skills, but it makes sense from a thief"Yes.">She says, not elaborating more on that, though Taner's flush might be elaborating on it's own>Taner replies to that second thing as he starts bringing the plate over-- three fish burgers to start"We are! A little larger than planned, but working together, we make it work for all of us, and it means we have more skills than most groups!">Friendship is power"Oh, uh, I started with three, but let me know if you need more.">He says, as he sets the burgers down in front of her>The others don't seem that hungry-- this is normally their sleep time, not even breakfast>Star stands still as she's sized up, tilting her head>Of course, that's going the other way around, too>The Eevee blinks at that question>Taner says"Wow, how did she know?">Star smiles with a small headshake"I am your starter and yet the only Eevee on the team who hasn't evolved. And yet I clearly participate in battle. That I lack the option is a natural conclusion.">She then looks at Eldena again"That is not to downplay how observant said conclusion is. It is correct. I notice you do not sound very surprised."
>>79747722(thx! This was the second best one, but I liked the one I posted first best)>These two groups have certainly gotten to know each other in a lot more depth over this meal>That is perhaps not too unexpected, one thing it seems both they and Taner have in common is forming connections to others quickly, it is perhaps more impressive that Star is so trusting of them so fast, but they just have a sincerity about them that makes it clear to her that, much like Taner who she so adores, they keep who they are out in the open, it's impossible to attribute duplicitousness to them>Which is why she's responded in kind (Taner would have regardless lol)>Once again a bit more sober, Taner says, softly"It sounds like that day as a turning point. I can't say we haven't had our own...">He looks around, this time not at Star, but at the others, who meet his eyes in understanding; they know exactly what he's talking about"But here we are. And here you are!">Star seems to be considering<I wonder if Sekhmet might know a few Pokemon who would be willing to help? For as many in our world who'd want to avoid a more dangerous world? I am quite certain there are just as many who would jump at a chance to enter a world where not only can their power make a large difference, but they can also grow in power and be more sufficiently equipped to exercise it.>>To some Pokemon, that might be the dream, in fact"Maybe, with some of the reward money, we should get you guys a trainer backpack or two as well as the Pokedex, and stuff it with good food for you to take back as well! It, uh, may not help, like, tactically, but it'd be good for morale! I, uh. Honestly, as expensive as that would be, I don't know if it'd even use enough of the rewards to make a difference...">Star smirks a bit<I do not think we have yet gotten to a point where the economy will be affected. But if there are enough rewards like that given out I could see it having an effect.>
>>79749703(And now OCC response, which just comes to: I cheat by throwing money at the problem lol)(I do wish I got to use my GPU more, but I can have it working on other things while I'm doing these... just, those other things happen to be things that belong in a different thread, on the rare occasions I post them :P )>>79749767(I wish you a future that includes the most tasty of nuggets)>>79763516 (Clover)They seem to also hatch from eggs sometimes? And sometimes plushies or something become certain ghosts. So, uh. There's a lot of weird ways to become a ghost. But Beryl has said pretty often that normal people and Pokemon don't become ghosts frequently, even if they have a strong will to stay on the mortal plane. And yes, I think if someone is slightly weird before becoming a ghost, being a ghost, for some reason, makes all that much more... part of them? Or perhaps being a ghost is like being drunk all the time, with no inhibitions.But, I also know ghosts of which none of that is true, so. Yeah.That's true. Perhaps that's why some Pokemon are considered rare: they avoid the routes because they are considered rare, which means they end up being considered rare, which means they avoid the routes even more, and, uh, so on.Star says that if it did that, then we could use the experimental method to find a new experimental method that applies to magic. She's pretty confident in science.
>>79761425>>79763076>>79763516>>79765452(i'll try. i'm feeling like pasta tonight though.)
>>79763658>Mho is not really expecting to crack the armor in such short notice>but he can mess up with electrical systems>...and that is when it starts self repairing>"Annoying.">Mho was already bracing, when Fio arrived to shoot down the missiles!"HEY! Right on TIME!">And that is when Sam came in, even more right on time"Started the fight already huh? Well, aren't you impatient?">Tsk tsk"I taught him well. Come back here Mho, you are bleeding all over! You too Dyne!">Bull Frog yammers and yaps, and Sam merely gets Mho and Dyne to safety, and hands one of his pokeballs to Fio."Throw that to Bull Frog ass soon there is an opening to the inside, it will be mad funny.">And when Bull Frog stops talking..."What were you saying, that they named you Frog for that big mouth? I wasn't paying attention.">All weapons ready!>Aim...DEATH SCYTHE!>>79763088>Jerome's crystals and the Rotom appliance motor, that could be a match>But also potentially dangerous>He did long ago"Lets.">But first.."Can't have things paused just because of this form, right?">Right>This will be a turkey night"Christmas miracles are uh, actually not as uncommon.">Or maybe he is just being positive>Maybe. But they would have missed on the critical amounts of spiritual energy from Halloween"Yeah. Speaking of, time to work.">And time to retreat inside Kauket, to get a feel of her hands(Nugs nugs nuuugs)
>>79747039(Whoops forgot this one)Just show them the meme! Also Fea doesn't want people to see him with butter on his head?>>79765452 (Clover)I hadn't realized there were so many ways to create ghosts. That would help explain why they're all so unpredictable and different from each other. It could be that's true for some ghosts and the complete opposite for others.Maybe. I can't say I've run into too many other Snivy in my time, so perhaps we really are rare. Or at the very least rather solitary.I'll wish her luck with her efforts. I think meddling with a system like magic is an easy way to get burned, personally.>>79765814(mmm pasta)
>Wha-et got a fur trim (>pic related)!I followed TANNER’S advice and went to get my FUR trimmed at the League’s school it was FREE and in FREEDOM¡There were some dumb hummies between them I even bit a couple to SHOW superiority and who is boss¡ They might’ve failed and sentenced to never be trainers again — a JUST punishment for calling me FAT.After the third pair, things went more smoothly they even bathed me¡ The hummies caught my charm and were giggling when everything ended, I’m quite the Casanova¡Unfortunately, they were AMATEURS as I still feel some patches of fur here and there, but it was FREEE. And they say nothing is free in this life....I have noticed more hummie and mons staring, fairy magic lets me know when someone is looking at MEE>>79743365 (THUNDERFISTS)They are NASTY NASTY bugs, and they are too small¡ Nothing good can be that small.>>79744547 (Doro)But the Joltiks might be COLD Doro, bring them inside.Whatever, if everyone is in the dungeon the NOE ONE is in the dungeon... I’m throwing EVERYONE.Well it might not be THE drain kiss, but I’m sure a KISS in the middle of a battle is bound to cause some POSTIVIE effect. You could make the very first DARK-kiss, we can call it SUCCYou lose DORO, hope you are happy when PHOXY burns your mane by “accident”>>79747047(Tanner)That’s why as it grows you GET stronger¡ improves those NECK muscles. Stop being a WHIMP¡ I’m sure my BOWTIE is bigger just like everything else...What dumb Eevee trainer are you TANNER¿ you could sleep ON a mon while cuddling another one, I thought you had all the flavors for a reason¡Maybe but there hasn’t been a hibernating declaration in a while, I shall keep getting ready for there is one.That’s what I tell her before asking for a tenth refill¡ But the GRUMPY bitch won’t pony up.LMAO so they do have them throwing stuff all day. So funny, but at least they were useful for ONCE
>>79767234(lmao poor wha-et)Uh, a free trimming and they were giggling by the end? And now you're getting a bunch of stares?Wha-et I think maybe you ought to check what it looks like, take a picture to be sure?If they're cold they can hide in my mane, not my mouth!You're gonna need a really big dungeon if you plan to imprison literally everyoneAll it'll do is momentarily confuse them when nothing happens and they get a free hit on me! Also no we're not calling it succ! Bad!!Oh I'll be avoiding those flames as much as I can! Also who says I'll lose? I'll still be able to use Z-moves, doing lewd dances is not a requirement and never was!
>>79763516We may need to do either something HASTY or do the whole thing!And well, the sooner the better!>>79767234You seem bugphobic!>>79765814(nugg another day)
>>79767820Something hasty, you say?But yes, doing the whole thing is something I'm gonna do, but I'll finish Kalos first of course.
>>79769383The thing is, we do not even NEED the bracelet!I should really do a circuit SOME DAY.
>>79767535Wuh, I am not SURE if you know that me getting stares is a NORMAL thing, in the END I’m that cute¡ Well I have took a look where I can see and I don’t see anything too BAD. But I know that you also want to SEE me cuz you miss me that much so here is a Picture of ME¡ Nasty Doro I’d rather they PERISH in the cold.Doro that’s what EARTH is¡ you are in Arceus’ dungeon, and I’m the WARDEEEN¡Sounds as useful as splash, not ALL the moves have to be good, think of this as a HANDICAP of sorts, in case you wanna practice with a lesser mon. How would you call it¿Brave Doro’s last words, I call dibs on your stuff.>>79767820Bugphobic is the default, only weirdos like them.
>>79769773That's news to me!Oh you haven't? For some reason I thought you, or I guess Sam technically, had at some point>>79769896You do? I mean I do too, but I'm pretty sure it's because of this form of mine. That's not it I'm just saying I think you got pranked.I'm not gonna let pokemon freeze to death!I think Deoxys escaped, you should go catch himWhy would I handicap myself by kissing random mons though? Do you think I'd do that? I don't know, sneaky kiss or something?Nope, it's for Tempest and she'll definitely curse you if you steal it.
(cool, the pasta that was supposed to include breadsticks didn't actually include them.)
>>79770457(truly a tragedy)
>>79771904(das enuff internet for da night... gn, y'all.)
>>79769896Maybe it is YOU who is weird!>>79770176INDEEDWe need them for as Sam puts it, ALTERNATIVE uses.Yes, that is a SORE point for the both of us!We did a lot of coliseums, but no League circuit!>>79771955(Sleep well, and get breadsticks in the morning)
>>79765814(Pasta does the trick, too!)>>79770457(Oh no... Can't catch a break it seems. Gn coff)>>79764443>Oh. Well then I suppose it might be a matter of settings and prompt then, though I don't have a lot of practice with that model>It definitely was more of a genuine look at least, less-so looking at him like he's just something to amuse herself with>Perhaps it was his determination, the earnestness of his words, or the fire in his eyes, but she appeared to see him under a different light than before>She shakes her head softly, letting out a small chuckle"Refusing to go on a suicide mission isn't being a bad person, it's just common sense. Survival.">All the same, Sekhmet's smile gets warmer still at his following compliment"Thanks, you're sweet, and maybe I will. Just mind the needles, yeah?">She concluded with one last squeeze before returning to her dessert>From that point on, Sekhmet's expression would be a little softer, more muted. She wasn't teasing him anymore, but her smile was clearly a little conflicted. Sort of a "What have I just gotten myself into?" mixed with "He really does seem like a sweet guy" type of deal>Remains to be seen how this night will end once they walk out of here>>79765334>Exactly!>Makes as much sense as anything else in the canon anyway>Eldena lets out a little giggle as she responds:"Hehe, I don't think I stand much of a chance, unless it's an obstacle course- and even then...">She definitely couldn't match his speed on the track for sure>Oh right, that would be pretty bad yeah>True...>She gives Star a small nod... And Taner a small smile>Does she know? Possibly>She waits patiently for Taner to be done plating the fish burgs, as she replies"I suppose so... But it also means you have more people to worry about.">She's not saying it isn't, but she definitely seems to prefer traveling light"Thank you, this'll be more than enough.">The fox sits down and grabs the burger with her paws
>>79765334>Nickit holds burg>Makes sense yeah, this is still very early/very late>Eldena takes a small bite from the burger with her tiny fox mouth, letting them discuss how she came to that conclusion to begin with"That's correct. It's also not the first time I see something like that. Do you also happen to have unusually named moves that other Eevee don't learn? Dazzling Dash, Leafy Leap, that sort of thing?">She takes a second bite as she waits for Star's answer, before looking over to Taner and Inferno, seemingly only just now processing the taste. Maybe she needed two bites to make sure"Wow, these are fantastic. I don't think I'll be able to eat all three but... I wish I could!">She really seems to like it!>>79765452(lol silly Taner. Hey, whatever works I suppose)(You can use your card gens on the online models, no? That way it's easier to stick to a character design, or so I would assume)>>79765968>Indeed!>Just gotta secure the crystal is all, make it shock-proof>True"Maybe not, but it's certainly a factor to consider at least.">Not many people can just die and have their plans and projects remain unchanged>She lets out a little chuckle"Maybe we should just wish upon a star, huh? We might get lucky.">He's got the right attitude at least>Also true. It was a very special night with a lot of special energies in the air, couldn't have done it so easily any other night"Right, let's.">And shwoop, back into his girlfriend he goes>They might've practiced this a few times before, but tonight will be the real test. Kauket is letting him take the wheel>It'll feel like being in an exo-suit, except the exo-suit is very fleshy, muscular, and endowed>He'll feel like he could easily punch a hole through a concrete wall, but he probably shouldn't, this is their workshop after all>What he'll need tonight above all is finger dexterity, minutia, to work with such fine electronics(Yummers)>>79767234(lmao)
>>79765366(It's still really cute.)>Fei clenched his fist and smiled."That day, Ted Broiler came to town and he roasted Mado alive. Out of the three-hundred that lived there, only sixty survived, one-hundred died, and the rest were taken for experiments. My... sister was one of them.">Maria gave a weak smile."But their sacrifices have inspired us to move on with ourselves. I became so much stronger than I was. You should see our tanks! The bus is the only one we managed to bring here.">Fei's smile widened at the idea of an army coming back with them."Now that'd bring some hope for sure. Ju~st... make sure everyone's on board.">Maria's eyes practically lit up with hope when she heard about a backpack, a Pokedex, and food."You'd... do that for us?">Fei laughed at the thing of 'rewards'."Yeah gold has a super high exchange rate here. I don't have any idea why. It's everywhere!">>79773728>Apache wanted to say so much more and do so much more, but he kept himself close for now. He still found himself looking at her."It wasn't even survival, Sekhmet. It was me wanting to atone for what I did. In the end, I guess the fates that be decided I should atone by walking the earth.">He squeezed her hand back again."The needles only sting for a bit. The juice of a cactus is some of the best drinking you'll ever have. I'll treat you to it sometime.">He saw the conflict in her smile, the unsure nature of her eyes, but he wanted more than anything to assuage it. Even if it seemed impossible.>The outward front he put up was only for that. The tired old man, the veteran with missiles, machine guns, and laser rifles. But that was all that was.>Beneath... like he saw in Sekhmet, was a desert flower.>He took a bite of his own dessert, a rather tropical looking ice cream sorbet.>His expression softened, but that dreaming look in his eyes didn't leave.
>>79765968"Duh! You've got me all excited.">Mho and Dyne returned!>Fio took the Pokeball, nodding.>The Bull Tank revved again!"Paying attention, eh? Maybe this'll make you pay more attention!">Before he could fire, the Prototype Vlad fired the Reaper Cannon!>The scarlet blast zoomed out, slamming into the Bull Tank!>8>The Bull Tank took 300 SP worth of damage!>Fio ran forward."This is for Mho, you stupid frog bastard!">Fio used Dynamicpunch!>It hit the underside of the Bull Tank's main cannon!>6>The Bull Tank took 200 SP worth of damage!"Hellion!">Fio's attack was continuous!>It almost looked like she did a cross up!>Another 200 SP worth of damage to the Bull Tank!"Alright, missy. That's enough.">9>The Bull Tank charged!>Fio took 300 damage and was knocked back."Owwwww!">She shook her head."Is what I would say if I wasn't weak like you, you tank fighting coward.">Bull Frog laughed."Tough words from a Raichu.">The Bull Tank fired its main gun!>A large salvo slammed into the Prototype Vlad, dealing 200 SP worth of damage!>5>The Bull Tank fired its Sub Gun, the Joker Flush! Three missiles flew high...>One hit, dealing 100 SP worth of damage!>6>Fio took a stance."I'll show you my power...">Fio wreathed herself in electricity, raising all her stats!>The Bull Tank completed repairs!"Man, Sam, why are you even fighting this shit in the first place? Kyrie died fighting for a dead woman and here you are fightin' for a dead world.">The Prototype Vlad's SP was at... 1500/1800.>Bull Frog sighed."Whatever, I'm a villain. I'm an Emperor, my words are probably about as useful to you as you are to this world!">The Bull Tank reloaded its S-E..."So, I'm gonna enjoy watching you and that dumbass Electivire burn..."
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>>79777752You mean you want to fuck your Hypno? Why do you need to be hypnotized for that? You seem pretty willing already
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>>79774500>Squint>Too busy aiming and firing>And it's a hit!>Now, there is another reason why Sam recalled Mho and Dyne: hard to to aim without accidentally hitting someone else if they are in punching range"Careful there Fio! Volley's uh, hell, that hurt.">And also watching Fio pummel and getting pummeled>The Vlad Prototype gets hit, but that is fine, it is meant to take hits"You alright over there?">Dyne is begging to get send back. He is not hurt, after all"I fight because I like a fight and, wait, what did you just say?">And THAT is when he notices Kyrie, lifeless, at the side of the arena"...">Not listening once again"You know, I did not want to make this personal, I am not a murderer after all. But I am going to make an exception for your dumb ass, in Every. Single. Instance.">Mho is weakened, but he can still aim guns, and has Dyne tending at his wounds"Fire everything at once.">Sam is not being loud. But he is certainly furious now!>Death Scythe and all subweapons, fire!>>79773739>If it is possible to be made shock proof. It will be still close to the core, and that will need it to be able to withstand an accidental explosion"Right. I mean uh, don't have to wait for me for every thing.">Sam's 'death' was planned, that helps things"As long the star is not another alien. Or maybe if it is.">Ha>Truly, it was the best night to do so, after all>And now, time to get to work>At last, Sam gets to possess back. Which only really works because of Kauket, Sam does not feel like could actually posses anything else living or unliving at all>Still, this is truly one hell of a body>The further to work on his own, to try and catch up>Dexterity will need some work, he needs to get accustomed this. Taking it slow and steady
>>79783105"Bahaha! And that's IT, Sammy. You've admitted it! You're no better than I am! You just use that cover as a technician to get away with everything you've done!">Bull Frog laughed loud."Come at me then! Come at me with that bloodlust!">5>The Prototype Vlad fired the Reaper Cannon!>Red smoke went flying...>300 SP worth of damage to the Bull Tank!>The Prototype Vlad fired the Tower Vulcan Type-V!>0>The vulcan rotated, spinning, and then released ounces of hot lead!>200 SP worth of damage to the Bull Tank!>Fired the Prototype Vlad's S-E, Orochi's Maw!>1>Four missiles were fired!"Oh, sca~ry. I don't think so, though!">The Bull Tank's S-E, the 'Ace Of Spades' intercepted the attack!>All the missiles were destroyed by fire bullets!>3>The Bull Tank fired its main cannon!>Another salvo into the direction of the Prototype Vlad...>200 SP worth of damage to the Prototype Vlad!>The Bull Tank fired its sub-gun, Joker Flush!>8>Fio's lightning intercepted the missiles!"Aw, screw off, floozy.">She rushed ahead!"Call this a floozy, jabroni!">Fio used Dynamicpunch!>7>It plinked!>But! The Bull Tank's main cannon was damaged, it may not have worked next turn!>Fio's attack was continuous!"Suck this!">Fio used Thunder!>A brilliant bolt of lightning flashed down!>9>The shock shocked the Bull Tank, preventing Bull Frog from dismounting!"Always /hated/ the Pikachu line. Used for a mascot everywhere when there were plenty of others pullin' their weight!">7>The Bull Tank charged!>Fio dodged swiftly!"I'll have you know I'm really lightweight for a Raichu.">Fio's cheeks glowed with a vibrant electricity."And I'm about to make you lightwork!">The Bull Tank conducted automatic repairs...
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>>79783643>There goes the Frog rambling again"You just don't understand shit. For a start, I know for a FACT, that Eva is not dead.">Guns firing, missiles intercepted..."Just like I met Milton yesterday. Then I was told he died long ago.">Shots returned, more missiles intercepted"But, you just don't get it, don't you?">Aiming the Death Scythe, trying to find a weak spot in the armor. Bull Frog is for now locked inside"Fio, get that pokeball at the ready.">And...fire the Death Scythe!>If a weak spot occurs, aiming all sub guns into that same spot. He needs to make an opening>He is going to throw a bigger gear into the gears
>>79785502"Milton? Alive? Figures. Skunks was so worthless in his state that I doubt he could've taken that woman if she tried again.">A laugh."Goes to show you, you need your own strength!">Fired the Reaper Cannon!>Fio nodded...>2>A solid hit!>300 SP worth of damage to the Bull Tank!>0>A weak spot... found! The front intake!>55>DUBS OF ENEMY SUCCESS..."I don't get it? Pah! You're the one who doesn't get it. Come on...">The Bull Tank fired an Deepseeker Shell!"Downward spiral, Sammy! DO~WNWA~RD SPI~RA~L!!!">A large, bunker-busting torpedo-like shell shot out from the cannon!"No...!">Fio jumped in front.>She took a deep breath..."You... don't!">Fio braced herself...!>A direct hit!>A fiery explosion consumed the room, more miniature explosions following afterwards...>The dust kicked up, knocking both the Vlad and the Bull Tank backward!>The entire firing range rumbled with power, the force of the explosion causing some nearby lighting rigs to crack. Both tanks stood on either side of the explosion, motionless.>When the smoke cleared...>There she stood.>Fio.>Charged with electricity, but bleeding heavily. She breathed in, her body heaving.>Fio took 1200 damage!"Guh... Sam... Big brother Mho...">She fell forward, her knee trembling.>Fio gasped, blood spurting out of a wound on her stomach. She raised one of her paws, Pokeball in hand."You lose... Bull Frog.">Bull Frog let out a confused 'huh'."I said.">8>Fio reeled back her arm and winded a pitch with the Pokeball.>At the same time, the Vlad's salvo from the Tower Vulcan and Orochi's Maw went off!>Fio pitched the Pokeball!"You LOSE!">An eagle.>Right into the hole into the control matrix of the Bull Tank!>Fio smiled and coughed, red liquid spilling down her cheeks."Chadley... I'm... sorry.">Fio fell over, eyes closed.>The Pokeball was now inside the Bull Tank!"Lot of good that did you, you dumbass rat.">Another laugh from Bull Frog.>Would that laugh last?
>>79766149 (Clover)Yeah, and I don't even think that's an exhaustive list of all the ways it can happen!Also, how much memory one has of their former life before becoming a ghost seems to vary pretty widely. I know some who seem to have a perfect memory of their life before, some who have none at all, and Beryl seems to fall right in the middle there but more on the side of having a pretty good memory of who he used to be. Star and I were gifted a book all about ghosts which she read completely, and yet she says it didn't really give her anything to add here.Well, if leadership is an inherent trait in many Snivy, that means many of them would have probably found a group of Pokemon to lead and perhaps that means wandering some distance from where they were born? I know that some Pokemon, like Treeko, are also considered rare, but then sometimes there's like, a massive group of them in one place who have just stuck together.I'll note that she hasn't actually meddled with a system like magic, and she's certainly one for tons of precautions. If we did meddle with anything, it'd probably be the translation potions, she'd love to be able to mass produce those, for more than one reason. But there's also the issue of angering large groups of ghosts, which is another reason why Star says she'd probably leave magic research to someone more suited for it as there's plenty of other things that haven't got enough scientific attention yet.>>79765814(That is a very cozy coffeeroc pic right there)>>79766149Well, Star's already seen it.I think Fea might feel like it offends his sense of pride. But, if I can convince Prenne to tell him she thinks it'd be cute I bet he'd do it! Star is telling me that's sneaky. Is that sneaky?
>>79773728>The Pokemon world is weird and the Pokeverse is even weirder>Lightspeed says"That's what -practice- is for! Winning isn't the point, the point is to get -faster- than you were -before-!">Yes, it did work out for some pretty interesting scenes though>Taner only cooked three because he knows Star can only eat one before being full, and since Eldena implied she was very hunger he made 3x that lol>Taner nods"That's true. There are pros and cons, it's probably easier to stay out of trouble with a smaller group, but it's easier to get out of trouble with a bigger one, there's more people to worry about with a big one, but also more people to worry about you when you need worried about!">Taner thinks about what he just said for a few more moments as he's setting down the plate of burgers>He supposes that's the same difference between the wild and civilization, on a much broader scale>This image of her balancing the plate on her tale may not be completely canon and the tail isn't perfect but I like it so here it is :P>>79773739>I also really like this, very cute Nickit holds burg!>I wanna pet the Nickit>Yes>Taner, Star, and pretty much everyone else there who's awake seem to be looking at Eldena with a LOT more interest now, she just got the attention of everyone listening (aside from Repose, his tail twitches but that's it)>Taner is the first to speak this time"Really? There's another out there?">Taner says, then calms himself down and adds"Both of those names are actually still better than what we got...">Star gives Taner a slightly incredulous look before looking back to Eldena"You are once again correct. While we were aware that there must be other Eevees with my circumstances we have never seen or heard of another until now. As you can imagine that means we are quite curious to hear about what you've seen regarding that.">Her eyes reflect that curiosity(Of course. But I don't make new characters as often lol)
>>79774025(I thought so too :) )(After hearing even just parts of the Sekhmet and Apache conversation, Star is now considering ways of planning things that will smoothly allow Apache and Sekhmet some alone time together...)>That's a very sobering story indeed>Even hearing it second hand about a world he has no part in, Taner finds that he's more than a bit angry, hearing about people roasted alive or taken for experiments hits decently close to exactly what he was talking about that he needed help to deal with moving on from, with the very words he just gave before this, all that shows on his face-- he's very easy to read>And now he is more than on board with Star's plan to send a minor army>Star nods<Depending on how long we can keep the portal open after reducing the WANTEDs coming through it? I suspect finding Pokemon who would enjoy the idea will be easier than one might suspect.>>There are a lot of Pokemon out there who are fundamentally, as a part of their nature, ready for ANY battle as long as it tests their strength, even if said battle may be lethal, especially if there's a good cause behind it, and Star has ideas on where to look for Pokemon like those>Taner smiles again, what a whirlwind of emotion, but how can he not when seeing their reaction at the idea of getting equipped?"Yeah, of course! I don't even know where we'd be if you guys didn't show up when you did, plus anything I can do that will actually help you guys in your world-- I'd want to do that no matter what! It's just thanks to those, uh, really quite amazing rewards, that I have an easy way to do that! Even back when someone gave me space gold from another universe I don't think I've ever had seen many digits of pokedollars...">...No wonder he's so accepting of the idea of other worlds, it seems he's almost been desensitized to how remarkable that is
>>79767234(If Taner had any idea that was ended up happening to Wha-et, he'd be a little embarrassed he recommended that, but then, no way his instructors would have allowed such tomfoolery lol)(Also nice job with the perspective here, it's both cute and sexy)(Does Wha-et have a pink shadow? Or wait, is that his fur?)I'm glad it worked out, though I feel sorry for the trainers-in-training that you bit at! Thankfully I guess my trainer school had a, um, filter or something for Pokemon with good temperaments, because none of them ever bit at us.I think my neck muscles are fine. I'm sure my shoulder muscles are actually above average, considering! No need to give myself a cramp, though!All the flavors? Can't say I'm a fan of that phrasing, but, uh, no, the reason they evolved into different eeveelutions was because I mentioned, when we were having a discussion about who would evolve into what, that strategically, if we wanted to give ourselves the best advantage in battle as we could have, that'd be the best way. But I did also mention that they didn't have to! If we ended up with like 8 Umbreon I'd have made it work somehow. Thankfully though, nobody was really set on an Eeveelution that one of the others preferred.Do you capitalize "Eeveelution?" I've never figured that out. Everyone seems to do it differently. Anyway!Yeah, I don't think there's been one in my lifetime. Or, the lifetime of my parents. Or their parents.Somehow I get the feeling that it's a bit different when you say it... or perhaps they are just worried about keeping said job!Not all day, but that is a class, about an hour three days a week.
>>79785857"Strength? You don't know real strength.">A hit!>And a weakpoint!"Do I have to spell it out? Are you dumber than either bull or frog? Figures!">Wait...>WHAT IS THAT SHOT?>Mho slams out of the hatch, in a panic"FIO!">The explosion! No one can't see!>But, the sub weapons, they weaken further the front intake"MHO! GET HER!">Not that he needed to say that, Mho already rushing to Fio despite his own half treated wounds>Sam is not having a good day"Come on out Joule, and HAVE A FEAST!">The pokeball opens remotely, letting out a a Klang right into the damaged structure of the Bull Tank>Joule immediately begins with Gear Grind, greedily eating at the Bull Tank itself!>...wait>Dyne also comes out of the tank! He feels like his help is needed more than ever!>He is ready to intercept attacks with Gyro Ball
>>79786148>The first thing Joule saw was Bull Frog..."The hell? A Klang!?">8>Joule began to eat the Bull Tank, rumaging around everywhere."Oh you little /bastard/! Quit that!">Bull Frog tried to grab Joule!>4>No dice!>Joule continued eating, eating, and eating!>Bull Frog was distracted!>1>Fio's pulse was weak. Very weak. But she had one.>Mho collected her."Oh you stupid son of a bitch! Get OUT!">The Bull Tank fired a salvo!>6>But Dyne's Gyro Ball reflected it!>8>400 SP worth of damage to the Bull Tank!>Bull Frog groaned."Oh you rat... You rat!">Gear Grind continued to eat away at the tank!>Its parts were damaged!>...>7>Joule chewed the Bull Tank's chassis! It was broken!>Bull Frog huffed."Fine! You want a feast, you little shitbird of a gear!? Have it!">Bull Frog dismounted, performing a backflip out.>He landed far away from the tank and pressed a button on one of his wrists."Can't say you'll enjoy the aftertaste thou~gh!">The Bull Tank revved...>Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...>It sounded like a clock had started inside the tank!>Bull Frog limbered up."Oh this is rich as hell, ain't it.">9>Mho, in the confusion, managed to get Fio to safety!>Bull Frog huffed, adjusting his helmet."Man. Fucking thing. Took /ages/ to build that, and here you are, getting upset over animals, Sam!">He shook his head."Swear. It's people like you who made the world go to shit in the first place with all your fake caring. You'd bend over back to protect some kind of child and then in the same breath you'd shit on those who protected you at the drop of a hat!">Bull Frog hunched over, taking a kind of linebacker's stance."Oh, and if you think you're at an advantage because I'm not in a tank anymore... I got news for you.">Bull Frogs stats rose sharply!
>>79786386>Hard to grab a set of fast spinning, oversized gears>Gear Grind! Gear Grind! Gear Grind!>Dyne is on point with the spins, enough to give Mho safe passage as he rescues Fio"How's that, dummy?">Dyne is proud of that reflect>Bull Frog dismounted! And Joule keeps eating at the tank with reckless abandon>If allowed, they are going to leave barely any scrap left>Tick...tick...>What is that? It is attracting Joule towards>Joule feels like he is reaching a threshold. A critical mass. A breakpoint>Like they might just...grow>but first, eating whatever is ticking there, maybe it has rare metals!>Mho is running for the hatch of Vlad Prototype, as Sam readies some emergency medicine>Oh, Bull Frog is yapping again"Oh quit it you stupid windbag! Do you really think you can convince me?">Bracing..."Come at me. Do your worst while you can.">Aiming the Death Scythe...>...as Dyne has his own plan. A Water Pulse, from prone, aimed at Bull Frog's legs. Things may get slippery.
>>79785894I didn't realize he was that prideful, I guess if Wha-et's any indication that's a common thing for all Sylveon. And also yes it's sneaky, but it's like a white lie of sneakiness if that makes sense.>>79785894 (Clover)It's strange that something can keep someone around as a ghost and they can simultaneously forget what it was. Maybe one day those mysteries will be solved, but then again...It could be, but I think there are at least a few who are just full of themselves without knowing how to apply it properly. Maybe more suited to being tyrants than proper leaders. A huge group of Snivy would be an interesting thing to see, just to know how it's possible.That's probably a smart way to go about it. Wait, translation potion? Does that do what I think it does? That would be a very great thing to mass produce.It would be safest to leave it to someone else, yes.
>>79787687>7>The Bull Tank initiated it's "Self-Destructing System"!>Joule kept eating...>8>Joule successfully ate enough...!"Bye-bye, gear bo~y.">The Bull Tank broke open, shards of light seeping through, the heralding of a large energy outpour... Then, an explosion rocked the entire firing range again as the Bull tank exploded.>But Sam saw something in the smoke. A blue light. One that could've only come from a very special thing that happened to Pokemon who had reached their potential.>Bull Frog laughed."Now that that's out of the way...">He hunched over again."My worst? Please. You haven't seen the half of it.">Bull Frog did a backflip."A~lley-oop!">Bull Frog slammed downwards, creating a wave of tectonic pressure!>6>The Prototype Vlad's wheels were stunned! It couldn't maneuver until it was given reverse pressure!"You're a real chump, y'know that? Acting like you're above it all. But I know it. I know your type, Sam.">Bull Frog hunched over."So say goodnight!">Bull Frog fired drunk heat-seeking missiles from the pods in his back!>7>Seven in total, and they all exploded across the Prototype Vlad, dealing 400 SP worth of damage!>8"Ge~t a load of THIS!">Bull Frog charged at an odd angle...!>No SP damage was dealt!>However...>The Reaper Cannon was damaged!>The Orochi's Maw was damaged!>Repairs needed to be conducted, otherwise they wouldn't be as effective. Another hit like that would've disabled them entirely!"Convincing? Why the hell would I need to convince you? Like you'd believe a single thing I say, 'hero'! Your head's so far into your own self-righteous notion of 'saving the world' that it'd look better as an outhouse!">7>Medical supplies to Fio stabilized her condition, she was still very, very wounded.>Bull Frog showed no signs of slowing down.
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>>79790938>Joule is eating as fast as they can!>Tick...tick...tick....>There is something important there!>Tick...tick...tick....>Something, grinding, absorbed!>Tick...tick...tick....>BEGIN EVOLUTION>Less than a second before the explosion"I think you'll be disappointed.">Bull Frog is still surprisingly agile, throwing off Sam's aim, and Dyne's Water Pulse like that!>The tectonic wave hits! That will make it hard to move out of the way of the missiles!>Or out of the way of the charge!"Gah!'>Now he will need to get out and repair the cannon>Taking the laser rifle and, wait, what is this lens that Dyne brought in?>Lets equip it. Then out, to repair>Might attempt to shoot the laser rifle as he does some hasty maintenance"Hey, Dyne, keep up the Gyro Ball! You are doing great!">Some encouragement needed>And also clearly not paying attention to Bull Frog>Clearly, Bull Frog has an attention seeking problem>But also shooting at him with the laser rifle with the new lens if he gets too close>Inside the tank, Mho has never been more worried>He will have his attention split between tending to Fio and shooting any sub weapons in good condition>And where the Bull Tank was, a ball of light is reshaping itself!>Taking form...and the glow subsides>Joule has evolved into Klinklang!>And their first action is to Charge Beam against Bull Frog!
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>>79792790>Agile indeed, just forgot to mention it. (Get a load of this writer.)>0>Sam initiated a High-Speed Operation!>Repaired both the Reaper Cannon and the Orochi's Maw!>Bull Frog cracked his knuckles!>9>Sam equipped the 'Sapphire Lens'! His shots now have Ice properties!>Bull Frog fired a homing missile!>...>Joule's Charge Beam intercepted it!"Oh what the...">Bull Frog turned to see Joule, now fully evolved."Alright you bucket of bolts. You want to play like that, we can play like that.">He sneered."I think it's time you were GROUNDED.">Bull Frog tapped the side of his helmet!>7>Joule was hit by an electromagnetic pulse!>Joule was stunned!>2>Dyne's Gyro Ball slammed into Bull Frog, knocking him back slightly.>9>Bull Frog sneered."8-Ball, corner pocket!">Bull Frog punted Dyne with a steel-toed boot!>Dyne took 300 damage and was blown back all the way to the Prototype Vlad!>Bull Frog breathed in...>...and blew on his mouthpiece!>A high-powered laser fired!>7>The Prototype Vlad took 100 SP worth of damage!>Bull Frog whistled!>Mho, meanwhile...>Fio looked to be in a bad state of things.>She wouldn't last long like this.>Bull Frog looked around, confused."Where the hell's my Bull Squad?">...>A salvo slammed into Bull Frog!"OW!">He fell backward, catching himself.>The White Muu rolled in, carting off the last corpse of the Bull Grapplers!"Figured you'd be as much of a dirtbag as Skunks was. But no, you're a smart dirtbag. That's even worse.">Chadley arrived!>The Prototype Vlad's SP 1000/1800.>Dyne's HP 1500/2000>Fio's condition: Critical"I'm gonna kick your frog ass so hard that by the time I'm hearing croaks you'll already be pushin' daisies.">Bull Frog laughed."So you're Chadley... My type of guy!">Bull Frog's stats rose again!"Skip the bullshit and bring on the main course then!"
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>>79794690>Bull Frog is agile, but Samuel is no slouch. At least, on anything technical>Oh, ice beams! Fancy.>Joule finishing their evolution at the right moment>Spinning and spinning, readying to...stunned!>That almost makes the gears stop>They can not ever let the gears stop>Speaking of spinning, Dyne can too spin.>But that might be too much spin, slammed into Sam's tank!"Ow...">And only to barely avoid getting hit by an orbital laser>Sam can't but sneer at that"That's the kinda games we playing?">BS Controller open"Join me in a test run then!">LASER activated!"Your Bull squad? Do I have to bring out the head biter again?">That being the Eelektross>And then, the armored cavalry, at last"That explains where the squad is, ha!">Beat"Too bad that there will be no audience for your upcoming humiliation.">Death Scythe aimed...and fire!>Mho targets Bull Frog with the Orochi's Maw, before exiting up the hatch with Fio, going straight to Chadley!>Message to Chadley/>Fio needs medical help right the hell now, that took a load out of my supplies/>As much as I want to frankly, murder this Grappler, I think death in combat shall be denied to him, I know these sorts>Dyne, meanwhile, clambers upon the Vlad Prototype
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>>79809512GREETIINGS
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmI need INDUSTRIAL supplies.
>>79813573steal it
>>79813581As a wise man once said, PERHAPS.
Also we will need a warehouse.Sam should have done this BEFORE his LATEST and FULL TIME PROJECT!
>>79774025>Indeed, there would be time enough for that yet. Waiting for everyone to be done with dessert before making out passionately was just good manners, y'know?"Kind of ironic, don't you think? I guess it all depends on where you're sitting.">Squeeze squeeze>She let out a small chuckle as she added:"Oh, I'm no stranger to cactus juice, believe me. That being said, it's bound to be even sweeter in good company.">It wasn't the doubt itself more-so than the feeling that Apache falling for her was entirely her doing. If she hadn't been such a tease, this whole thing could've been avoided. She wasn't out here to break hearts, but now...? Well, the risk of unwittingly hurting him had just shot up sky high>But maybe, just maybe, they could be each other's flower for a little while, at least>Sekhmet then pretends to turn her attention back to the others and what they've been discussing, she's pretty sure Taner namedropped her once or twice but she wasn't paying attention so she has no idea what this was about. Knowing a Pokemon for some reason or another? They'll just have to run that by her again some time later>She was gonna steal some of Apache's dessert but it looks like Fei got to it first, she might have to spoon joust him for it>>79783105>True. The alternative would be to make it so the actual core is fairly disposable, so Sam exploding (say via self-destruct) is more of a minor inconvenience and he has to go as his Rotom self until they get him a new core again"Well, some things are harder to wait on than others... Like the holidays.">True, but the sooner he's back on his feet, the better"Who knows, maybe that's where the tale came from.">It'd make as much sense as anything really>But now, time to work>It was a long time coming>Of course Kauket coaxes him towards the proper ways of possession. More like KITT from Knight Rider teaching Micheal Knight how he works>This will take some time to get used to, until he's ready to have his own body
>>79785916>All too true>She gives Lightspeed a small smile"I suppose that's true. Will you go easy on me?">She asks only somewhat jokingly, because she knows it's just for fun... But also he really is fast>Also true!>Makes sense lol>She nods a little at Taner's response"Exactly.">That's not quite how she would put it, but clarifying that by quoting the old saying popular amongst robbers that "Three people can keep a secret if two are dead" would probably not help put him at ease around her, so she'll keep that to herself>It might be a little like that, yes>It isn't canon but it's pretty funny lol>Thank you! It's pretty tricky to get quadrupeds to sit -and- hold things without either of those looking like it's an anthro doing it>Yes, maybe you should>Eldena pauses momentarily as she gets all eyes on her, her chewing slowing down progressively until she ultimately swallows with a lump in her throat>This is a lot of attention"... Um, yes?">She blinks twice, putting the plate down"You're actually the third Pokemon I know who's like this. The other was a Pikachu. And the last is- well...">She points to herself with a paw"Me. Those are two of my moves, though they haven't been added to the national Pokedex yet, I don't think.">She shakes her head a little"You've really never met anyone else like you? That's strange, you seem to be quite the experienced adventurers. You must've seen all kinds of things...">She lets out with a shrug before taking another bite of burg(True, and they tend to look more, uh, normal lol)
>>79788947I mean, you've seen the way he battles. I don't know if the pride is ingrained in him being a Sylveon, or him being told he's literally the best for like a good portion of his life.That's what I feel too, it's harmless sneakiness!>>79788947 (Clover)I agree. That's always been hard for me to understand, but then, I know a few ghosts like that, who clearly have a strong will to live. But the ones who want vengeance and stay alive for that reason, but then forget who they want revenge on in the first place... what must that be like? Maybe that's another reason some ghosts go a bit, uh, loopy.If any mysteries are going to remain unsolved until the end of time, I think it'll be ghost mysteries.Probably so. You've the only Snivy I've ever talked to at length and you seem cool, but if even you say that some others are like that, then I suppose there's no denying it.Yes, the translation potion does exactly what you think, for a limited amount of time based on the amount one has, and yeah, that's exactly why I'd love to be able to mass produce it, or not even me, if anyone could mass produce that, I'd be happy.But yeah, ghosts may not have patent law but they tend to defend their secrets in, uh, more aggressive ways than I want to deal with.
>>79816759>Lightspeed would normally say "no" to that but the way she asks makes him reconsider and give a"I -will- if I can figure out -how-!">Maybe he'll have to handicap himself somehow, give himself a harder course, or start 20 seconds late, because it doesn't sound like he can just "not be as fast" as easily as that when it's a race>It did in Taner's head anyway!>No, that quote would probably not go over as badly as she thinks but it might start Taner tanering for a spell so she dodged a bullet there lol>Thx>Also this one, with her pointing to herself, is super cute too :)>All of these Eldena pics are good>Taner would pet but just petting a wild Pokemon is perhaps rude, but in his eyes, if she's seen humans before, she might see the human urge to "pet the cute mon" there>She may have even taken advantage of that sometimes, depending on how often she deals with humans>That IS a lot of attention, a lot of very curious eyes"Third?">Taner says, astonished>Star isn't surprised the other might be a Pikachu, that's supported by the numbers: there are simply a LOT of Pikachu out there so the odds are good if this is something that happens, it'd happen to one>The odds are a lot less good that Eldena would have it and that they'd have met today and she'd have met not just another Eevee and Pikachu who has it, but now Star too>Star shakes her head"I have not. Our adventures have had their fair share of oddities to be sure...">Taner says"You can say that again! People from other universes, tanks that are alive, the spirt world, anything having to do with ghosts...">And Star continues as Taner keeps listing things off in the background"But somehow I have never met another Pokemon like myself in this way. I have a few questions if you would not mind indulging me. For example? I can alter my DNA somewhat. I stopped because I felt it was dangerous to do so blindly. Do you have a similar ability? Do you gain moves when normally an evolution would occur?"
>>79816750>A fascinating idea worth pursuing, as a last ditch effort>Though there is the issue of having to recover the Z-Crystals every time, and Rotom Appliance motors are basically vintage by now.>Instead, ejecting the kinetic crystal battery is a possibility. He'd have to drop the core and body on the spot and go normal Rotom, hopefully that should help with whichever situation would need for him to eject the battery>Building his own Rotom Appliance motors would be an interesting project, that said>Eject Battery. Electric type. Base Power 250. PP 1/1. 25% chance of inflicting either paralysis or burn."Yeah. I'd rather miss it myself than having everyone miss it.">How selfless>Soon"Maybe it was Jirachi. Maybe it was Deoxys in a good mood. Either way.">Possesion is a skill>But also some Ghost pokemon are more inclined to possession than others, and Sam is, currently, a poltergeist, more apt to possessing inanimate things>But that does not stop him for having Kauket's much needed help>His own may feel considerably easier to use>But back to the project, the Orrean PDA is almost finished>It just needs a little testing
>>79817570>True, best not break what little resources they have just yet>In a pinch, the battery can become a grenade, for sure>Just gotta haul the lifeless robot-corpse back home after is all>But that too, yes>Yes, exactly"But it wouldn't be the same without you, Sammy...">Such a kind soul, literally>But Kauket is not letting him miss Christmas"Maybe! So long as it wasn't Giratina.">They've had enough of that guy>It is, at that>True, it'll probably be a little easier once he only has to take over a PDA or transmitter or what have you>For now, Kauket is his training wheels>They'll be working on this for a few hours, take a much needed break, then work on it the next day>Finally, it'll be time to test it>Kauket takes the PDA in her meaty hands, to create an easy connection between her and the PDA"Alright Sammy. Moment of truth.">Time to see if he can simply slide on right in>>79817243>Well he wouldn't wanna upset her now, would he?>She lets out a small giggle"Maybe if let me take shortcuts, I might have a chance, hehe.">True, racing and not going fast are not compatible, especially for him>Oh lol>Well she's not taking any chances anyway, so at least she's avoided some Tanering :P>And thank you! It's another one of those "get 20-30 anthro hands pointing with a finger for every 1 that kinda looks like a paw maybe" type deal lol>I'm glad you like them, as making her cute was paramount for the whole "She's a filthy thief but she's too cute to stay mad at" shtick, hence adding a bit of Rita to her mix ;)>Indeed, and it seems like she's had quite a bit of experience with humans already, seeing as she knows what burgers and backpacks are>And that seems entirely too likely. She's too cute not to have taken advantage of that in the past
>>79817243>Yes, she's uneasy at all the attention, even if they're not the usual type of glare she gets when caught stealing>That's true, there are a lot of Eevee and Pikachus out there... Probably a fair few Nickits too, but not nearly as many>Though it doesn't mean Star is the only Eevee like that out there, she just hasn't gotten to meet more like her"Oh...?">And then Taner began to list off all the strange things they've come across..."... Umm... What? Gold from outer sp- An alternate version of- a ghost who haunts your backpack and rearranges your items...??">She wishes she could ask more about all of these but there's just no end to all of it>And also Star is talking over Taner, so she looks back at her"Ah, of course.">She tilts her head curiously at her first question"Alter my DNA? Not really... Unless you count- well, I can change the color of my eyes at will.">She shuts her eyes for a few seconds, appearing to concentrate for a moment>When she opens them, one is blue, and the other is red!"I can even recolor them independently. Useful when I have to throw people off my tail, say by getting them to report a blue-eyed Nickit as the culprit, while I hide among the rest with yellow eyes. Though I naturally tend to keep them grey or green.">She nods"I seem to learn my moves from battling, just like any other, though it doesn't happen as often, and I feel stronger when it happens compared to regular moves. My trainer said I got a little bigger too, but I've yet to confirm that.">Following up with a question of her own, she asks:"What exactly do you mean anyway, how are you changing your DNA?"
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Kept you waiting huh?Yeah yeah I’ve been gone a while but I got shit to do so shut your faceAnyone seen Phoxy by the way? Or her girlfriend?
>>79821320Oh yeahProof I’m not like a Ditto or a Hypno or something
It has occurred to me that I might have gotten on a tiny bit too earlyI can see none of you are farmers
>>79817234True, but I thought he was kinda hamming it up, you know? I'll be it's a combination of both!Eeeeexactly, just like all sneakiness I do!>>79817234 (Clover)They must not forget whatever it was driving them subconsciously. Or at least that's the only explanation I can think of.It's not really a surprise I'm saying it. I promise every Snivy believes they're exceptional compared to the rest. Snivy in general are great, but there's no Snivy like us, or so we think.Well, perhaps it's because the conflict that arises from the lack of communication means more clients for their magic.Or maybe they just want to keep their secrets. But yes, I'm sure they've got some terrible things in store for anyone who tries to leak their methods.>>79821320Oh heya Kong, nice to see you again!Phoxy? She's around, somewhere nearby in Kalos I bet. Me, her and Taner are all there right nowAnd nope I'm no farmer, unless you count planting extra berries whenever I pick some from a bush
>>79822930Still traveling together huh? Well, guess you all just sorta naturally fit together. I really thought Phoxy would kill one of you by now to be honest. Fuck if I know I guessEh, it’s sustainable practices. In lieu of natural biological processes you gotta use your flat fucking noodle and consider the ecosystem for once. So I appreciate you not being a dumb cunt and actually attempting to be ecologically conscious…You’re not planting them in different regions are you? Because under the invasive species act I might be legally obligated to kick your ass
>>79823063Me and Taner at least, Phoxy, uh, kinda left for a bit when I got cursed again, but we were taking a break anyway since Halloween, we're planning to get back to beating the gyms after December I thinkOf course! I learned it as a Zorua and I've kept doing it ever since!No no, definitely not! I only plant whatever I pick not too far from the plant I got it from, I promise! Now if those berry bushes were already invasive, I uh, don't exactly know the per-region lists by heart...
>>79823150Seems to me like she made the smart choice to get ye fuck outta dodge when there’s curse bullshit flying around. So what’s the curse then? You turn into a guy?Good. That’s a good mom n dad right there. Important to teach about managing your surroundings without depleting everything. Anyway seems to me you could do with a list. I’ll send you a pamphlet of common invasive species per region. Feel free to strip those bushes bare when you find them. Anything else going on?
>>79823404Honestly, that might be true, I know Kauket was handing out curses all over on Halloween. Actually my old curse wore off and I was a guy again for a while, but then Kauket cursed me back again.Actually I taught myself when I learned to read, I got curious and looked up berry bushes and learned all about it.Oh thanks, actually if I can take all the berries that's all the more reason to memorize them now that I've got a trainer backpack.Well let's see, the ZA Royale has been going on in Lumiose, me and Taner were doing really well there. Besides that, not too much. Feels like it's been kinda quiet otherwise. Christmas is coming up though and I should really pick out presents for everyone soon.Anyway gonna be slow for a bit here!
>>79823601Curses like candy huh? Remind me to stay the hell away from your holiday socials. If she does to me what she did to you my spine would snap in halfHow’s you learn to read so young? Most wilds I know of never bothered since it isn’t relevant most of the time. Not that it’s a bad thing mind you.Were? As in past tense? So what’s you end up placing then? And things are generally quiet around the holidays anyway, so…Christmas huh? I should do something for that too probably. Anyway, same with me. I’ll be back on later most likely.
>>79823753Always forgetting my fucking pictures
>>79818646>Exactly>At least the yellow Carbink crystals they got enough now. Still going to need a bigger habitat>Just need a bucket to carry all the ferrofluid"I know, right? But then I would feel back at holding up things.">Thoughtful>Christmas just around the corner"I don't think Giratina would take kindly on us, right now.">Or anyone>This Orrean PDA is rather old. Early Cipher old. Sam has renovated and upgraded it continuously over the years, and now it shall be further upgraded>There is a lot that can go wrong when integrating hardware that it was never meant to be used with. In fact, the PDA predates common sightings of Rotom by a considerable amount>A lot of testing and checks will be needed, to not damage permanently either PDA nor Rotom Phone hardware>And after a much needed break, and further work..."It is time!">PDA is currently closed>Traveling down an arm, electricity tingling all the way, until it flows into the PDA>...?
alrightaaaaaaaaalrightI am alive>>79821378heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyalong time no seelooks like I picked an excellent day to post again>>79823753knowing Kauket it would beuhprobably something innovative>>79822930and a heya to you too>>79818646>The PDA opened by itself!>Maybe it could use some backup motorized hinges>Voice is coming out of a speaker>Nothing visible on screens?"Seems to be working. One second. Trying a thing online.">Time for a post>The post right above, in fact
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Which Pokémon are most edible?No Magikarp allowed
>>79828915that would beeeeeeeeeeone secondhmdoes Slowpoke tail count?certainly the one with the least issues
>>79828915Alcremie for diabetes speedrunDachsbun for actual answer
>>79823753Yeah, she had them all mixed together and was throwing them out at random. I consider myself lucky I just got this body again instead of... turning into an Oddish or something. Also I think the curse came with a strong back or something, my center of gravity is totally thrown off but I'm holding up pretty well otherwise.I stole a pokegear from a trainer when I was bored and ended up watching tons of random videos with subtitles when there wasn't much else to do. From there I started reading up on tons of stuff when I realized how much stuff I could learn that I didn't know before.Rank J for me, I did take a few breaks here and there, I bet if I kept at it the whole time I'd have made it way higher. If they make that Royale an annual thing I may come back to Kalos now and then to participate.Yeah I have a bad habit of letting holidays sneak up on me and then I'm scrambling to prepare for it.>>79824901Hey you're back! Are you a Rotom now? Maybe a Mimikyu?>>79828915Muk
>>79829939uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhnothing abnormal here
>>79830126I'm just messing with you, glad to hear everything is normal all the same though!
>>79830532yyyyyyyyyyyyeahhhhhhhhhanywaysdid anything in particular happen since Halloween
>>79830903Honestly not in particular, I've just been relaxing at the castle for a while until me and Taner are ready to get back to the Kalos gyms, we did have a nice thanksgiving dinner though.Oh and I need to start thinking about christmas presents again
>>79831339Tempest spotted
AlrightGot my shit done for the day, now I’m back>>79829939Seems risky and fucking stupid. Tell her to check her shit before she accidentally manages to turn you into a lab accident because she salted her ions or some fuckness like that. Magics fucking stupid and weird.Theft huh? What drew you to it? Shiny buttons? Depending on the model it might honestly be something worth a few poke. Or maybe not. Dexter ain’t even on most of these new dexes any more. Poor fucks out of a job.J? Is that good or bad? I don’t follow the pro scene so I really have no idea what constitutes something decent. Kalis is decent enough but too urban for my liking. Sticking wild zones in the middle of a city seems fucking stupid. I wonder how many grannies have gotten mauled by wild pokes >>79824901Did you turn yourself into a fucking microwave or something?
>>79831517Maaaaybe. I'd say she liked my costume.>>79831981I did but I don't think she cares that much, Kauket's not the easiest ghost to convince.I dunno they were standing there staring at it for a while so I figured I'd snatch it and find out, I think. It's kind of an older one but it's high end for the time, I think. The talking pokedex thing? I don't think it has that, just a regular one.It goes from Z to A at the top, so I was a little past the middle. I know I could've gotten higher, everyone else in that rank were still pretty easy. Z-A Royale's a new thing they're doing to promote them rebuilding Lumiose, same with the wild zones and... yeah they're dumb. I feel like there has to be some other reason they exist that they're not telling people because it's so obviously dumb too.
>>79831339ah so, not muchniceniceoh hellso do I>>79831981can't say I have
>>79832257Sounds to me like you snatched an economy model from some literally poor fucker. Sucks to be them I guess. Is it still the same one you’re using? Crazy battery life, damn. Must be ground up dedenne in there. Taner I’m joking, stop poutingSo what determines this overly complex ranking? Why so many tiers? And are you telling me nobody knows what the hell Lumiose is doing with their shit?>>79832277Well word on the street is you didEither that or a calculator I can’t remember which.Are you lying to me right now?
>>79832472technically I am notand I'd reallyREALLYwould like to know who is spreading those words
>>79832277Yeah I'm gonna do my best to be prepared this time, or as prepared as I can with the time I've got left.Also congrats on being a microwave with a built-in calculator!>>79832472I never paid much attention beyond whether it works or not. But I did get the battery replaced, it was starting to die pretty fast when I did. Before then I had to bribe electric types with berries to get it charged. Far as I'm aware, no ground up pokemon of any kind!Quasartico Inc. are the ones who set the whole thing up, including the remodel and the wild zones, so it's all on them. Well they said it was about living together with pokemon, but like... keeping them in separate pinned off areas is kinda the opposite of that.
>>79832561Technically? Oh so you’re a damn cuisinart then, gotcha. Honestly I’m not even fucking surprised you did something this stupid. How and who the hellIt’s the Mimikyu isn’t it? Fucking ghosts manI have a source who apparently spends way more time than you’d think watching the people who post here, and they got concerned when peeps stopped showing up and did some sleuthing >>79832592I am shocked you managed not to break it. Introducing electrical currents to electronics, based on my admittedly limited knowledge, is a bad fucking idea. But then again you’re obscenely lucky. So they want people and Pokémon to live together by segregating them? In an urban non wild setting? This reeks of dipshit CEO nepo baby logic
>>79832592good thinkingpleaseDoro, please>>79832855last time I checked I don't have a motor embedded in my bodyuhlets not spread rumours at this point in timenow now, I go offline for a bit for a special project and I get a private investigator sicked on me?hell, can't have any privacy here>It does not help that he 'disappeared' since exactly Halloween night
>>79821320Shut up, will you?>>79747841(Put the https in the desuarchive link fucking PLEASE.)>>79747039 >Phoxy got the Titan stuff described to her.>Even if she really didn't understand anything.>She has never seen a Nickit before, so she'll think it's yet another weird fucked up Eevee.>Wouldn't be the first one after all."Looks like I'm an hour too early then.">Blazy counters her snark comment with something more... Reassuring?"She was looking to come here actually?""Yeah, looking to see who birthed the spawn of Giratina. Mr. and Mrs. Pyrite. This ought to be fun.">What a tease.
>>79832855Honestly so am I, but it still works just fine! Older stuff is just built to last I guess. I think they added the feature so that any trainer with an electric type pokemon would actually charge their pokegear instead of destroying it. That or I am really that lucky.Yeah it seems that way. Which is why I feel like there's gotta be another reason, but then again maybe they really are just that dumb.>>79833309What! hehehe
>>79833309You’re just confirming everything I say with your absolutely dogshit lying skills. A dark type you are not.Dude you were not subtle about it in the least. Like, immensely so>>79833494Blah blah grump grumpThought you’d like to fucking know we managed to find a source for this poacher shittery. I’d previously said Lental and that was only part of it. They contract poor fucks from Lental to sell back to them and then they put it on the black market for an obscene price.I’ve, ah, gotten the go ahead to act on where we think their boss is. Head of the operation styles himself as some uppity pissant called the Jade HarlequinYou interested in taking care of things with me? I’ll bring a deli sandwich or seven>>79833536The term is planned obsolescence. Companies AKA greedy Humans realized they can make you spend more on their shit by forcing you to buy the same shitty product over and over because it breaks after a few years. So fucking wasteful. You expected more? From a Human?
>>79833536I am going to whoop your ass in approximately two weeks>>79833735well, you got me, I do not like to liebut also you are wrong on all your statements!but yeahalso agreed on the planned obsolescenceone reason why I like more 'vintage' tech
>>79833735Oh, that's why huh... I don't get how they can be so greedy.They aren't always dumb! Just pretty often. But yeah maybe there isn't some big secret to puzzle out, in which case they realy outta get rid of those zones.>>79833843I'd like to see you try! How are you gonna manage when I've got all the advantages that come with being a speedy Dark type?
>>79833843I’m only technically wrong, so I’m still right about everything I said. Including the rant about new age greedy cheap shit. Unsustainable for the fucking planet wasteful ass trash. It’s like they keep inventing new ways to make me hate Humans>>79833884Greed is a mental illness. They can never have enough money. All this shit in Kalos? It’s just for money. Tournament? Money. They’re moving all the damn Pokémon out of the wilderness so they can clear it for land development. That’s my theory. Fuckers deserve to be got.
>>79833735Oh what do you know, I thought you actually died when looking for them or something. You know, because of the lack of communication.Tssk, and I thought I was bad with names.Oh, the all mighty rangers still can't deal with their own problems by themselves? Need the help of a random outsider? Typical. Sure I can help I guess.(But not today since I'm going to sleep!=
>>79833884now now, that's no why to try to pry out my strategies>>79834167technically wrong on me being fused to a kitchen appliancebut right about corporate greedI don't like waste myselfwhich is why I like repurposing junk>>79833494(and also memo to myself, to add https to the link)>>79834399(Sleep well)
>>79834167You may be right about Kalos, but my winning streak in that tournament means I have a lot of extra funds now, so that's nice at least. Also I think they built the wild zones in the city, not the other way around. Not that humans don't do that a ton in general.>>79834511Hmm... now you have me curious what you're gonna try exactly.C'mon give me a hint!
>>79834399Well I wasn’t the one who did the sleuthing. That’s Master who did that. I’m the solver. He finds the problem and then I go and solve it. I’ll be real with you, I’m putting together a small crew. So, I want you to think about bringing two of your pals depending on how you wanna do this. We going brute force, sneaky dark type shit or a bit of both? I’ll let you decide. You’re tough so that’s why I’m asking youAs for me I brought someone you know(No worries. I’ll probably be on tomorrow so we can finally begin this very much long delayed story)>>79834511More like you repurposed yourself into junk. How long do you think you’ll last? Ten years? Twenty maybe? Hope a long ass time for your sake>>79834575Yeah and those wild zones are ducking trash. Building rooftops are not an adequate substitute for trees dammit. Anyway just watch what happens when the events are over. You’ll see.
>>79834575:^)>>79834685twenty years?pleaseI build to last
>>79834685I agree with you! I can't see those things sticking around for too long, that is unless they really do have some secret agenda.>>79834910Well fine then be that way!
>>79834910Uh huhSo what happens if your Electivire spills some apple juice on you? How about if you get dropped? What if a Magnemite gets too close?What about that?>>79835086I’m saying they’ll kick them all out of the city and then they’ll have nowhere to go since we already got rid of their original homeOkay why the fuck are bent over like that and blushing you look like you’re about to shit yourself the way you’re gripping that doorframe. Nasty girl
>>79835086I can guarantee a fluid experience>>79835211do you think I have not considered water or otherwise damageor shock (electrical or not) damageactually uh yeah, there are some sensitive componentsnothing I have not planned forif Magnemites were a problem then my stuff would have been fried long agouh, except for the times a Magnemite physically knocked me in the head, which is odd that happened twice
>>79835211Yeah... I feel pretty bad for them honestly.I had it set to take a photo automatically and it fell over halfway through the timer, I was starting to lean down to pick it up just as it took the photo!>>79835395Fluid? ...Is Kauket involved?
>>79835395Well pardon me if I don’t know what the man who rejected flesh is thinking at this moment in time. So they are still a problem then? Ugh…Nuts to thisI’ll leave you to your…Strange, strange life for nowGood night>>79835437And you still posted it why?You really do have a humiliation fetish don’t you? And what the hell are you doing with that Duskull?Forget this I’m outta hereOhAnd a certain Frillish wanted me to send you this. He said it’s a holiday gift for you to enjoy or something. And also that it’s only for youSee ya you bimbo
>>79835437well yes but also no.>>79835673my thoughts are the same as always and my life has always been strangewellmade somewhat strangersee you
>>79835673I don't!! I just have a folder of selfies and picked one at random!He asked to pose in one of my photos and I figured why not!Oh, he sent me a present? I wonder what he got me! Now I'll have to get him something too, hmm...I'm not a bimbo! ...See you Kong!>>79835925Very cryptic... I'm guessing it has something to do with whatever you were gone for a while for.
>>79835952I’ll pay you five grand to take a dump on me
>>79836776:(
>>79835952I’ll pay you six grand to kick >>79836776very hard in the genitals
>>79818646>Absolutely not!>Lightspeed nods at that, he can nod his head so fast it looks like he should be dizzy and then stop on a dime"That's a -great- idea!">It'd probably be a very small tanering t b h but even that's enough to get off course!>Ah-- that is one of the big advantages of local models right there, being able to mass produce>You nailed it with that, she looks very, uh, forgivable :D>It does seem like that, indeed>>79818652>It's a lot of focused curiosity, it seems like Taner is the one who picks up quickest that it makes her uneasy and he distracts himself for a moment by putting up his portable stove, but he's listening intently to Star's translation even so>Star highly suspects there are other Eevee as well, though now she's updated; previously she weighted her understanding in it being exclusive to Eevee, but now that hypothesis has been falsified>New hypothesis: this is something much like the "Alpha Pokemon" phenomenon, complete with variance in how rare it is in certain points in time... meaning it's possible it may start being less rare at some point>(The canon title of "partner Pokemon" for the phenomenon is probably not going to be the Pokeverse title lol)>With this update, Star suspects that all Pokemon may be susceptible, she'd also theorize that it can happen to any type of Pokemon... it is simply the wild, working on the principles of natural selection, does NOT select for Pokemon who learn in odd ways, especially ones that take take longer to gain power and require more battle experience to use it, unless they have another advantage of some kind... like humans who can bring out those abilities>Eldena will probably have been able to observe Star pausing for a few moments while she updates her views in her own head, which allowed Taner to go on for another few moments>I like how you already know all the key points Taner would have mentioned LOL>It seems like she could ask more later, if she wanted, but for now> 1/2
>>79818652>It also seems like if she had managed to steal the backpack, she'd have gotten a lot more than she bargained for, probably best she didn't for for that>Star looks on with that same calculating look as the eyes change color, though she tempers her interest with another smile"I did not figure out how to change eye color before I ceased experimenting.">Taner adds"That's really cool!">Star nods"It is impressive.">Then, there is a slight pause and then a quick glance exchanged between Star and Taner when Eldena mentions that she does, in fact, have a trainer>Taner seems a little surprised, whereas Star is giving him a look that isn't quite "I told you so" but is in that same conceptual area>However, the current conversation topic is interesting enough to them that they simply continue on it, Taner adding"Star gets a tiny bit bigger too each time! At first we thought we were imagining it, but after like, 8 times, it's a lot more noticeable...">On his shoulder, in particular, though it probably makes... other things easier>Fair is fair, Star considers the question for a moment before replying"While after reading about the 'unstable DNA' that my kind are noted for I guessed that it was my DNA I was changing. But I do not know that for a fact. What I do know is that with concentration I can make changes to something fundamental to myself. But I am working blind, I can feel a change is made but can not tell what that change is unless there is some way for me to note the change. Such as a visible change in fur color.">With that, Star changes her fur color to silver!"It has not turned out to be very useful for the most part. Though I can make specific markings in my fur to track things without a pen or paper if the situation warrants it.">>79824901I am glad you are alive! Though I... can't help but wonder in how many senses of the word it's true, right now? I felt like some things were implied online here, that, uh, make me question that.
>>79821378Hello! I feel like I'll be long gone by the time you see this reply. I understand being very busy, though!>>79822930He is, for sure. Especially when he knows Prenne is watching. But I feel like that's why I'll have to get Prenne to say it's cute first!>>79822930 (Clover)I can't think of any better one, so right now, that's what I think too!Ah. Well, I've not met enough Snivy to know if they all are or not. I've seen some of the Snivy line in battle, though, and they DO seem like they put their all into training once they've decided that's what they want, I've never met one who wasn't battling with great confidence.Though, the same can be said about a lot of three-stagers, I suppose.Perhaps, though I think it's probably more like a "once we get someone hooked on this we want to be the only place they can get it from" type thing. I know Sharon gets them in bulk and I haven't asked what she's paying for that but I don't know if it's something a non-ghost trainer could afford.Yes. Reading about Beryl's hexes makes me feel that for sure.>>79823063>>79823150On the berry thing, I'll add that I do like Doro does, and a lot of trainers do too. I guess it only takes one idiot to plant something from another region for it to spread... though it may be a lost cause at this point. I mean, do you know any region that doesn't have the classics, a region with no Oran or Peacha or something? I think they may all have all the berries at this point.If not though, I suspect the League has someone to deal with that. Like, in Kalos, they have a guy who goes around and collects Pokeballs and then hangs around at the Pokemon Center and gives them to people based on some sort of system they have to know who lost it. That's... a lot of money going into paying those guys for that.
>>79828915I know you're not expecting a real answer to this, least of all from me, but, I can give you one. I'd scale it a bit differently than people though...Is the Pokemon species in question less smart or around the intelligence of an animal? Morally, it's edible, then.Is it as smart as a human? Then it's basically like asking if an alien is edible.Would you eat a Klingon?I'd say so no, while they may not be humans so it isn't cannibalism, exactly, both Klingons and human-level-intelligent Pokemon are going to be the most edible, because you have to do a murder to eat them.If it's somewhere in between somehow, things get murky, but I think most fall into one of those two categories easily enough.Personally, though, even with the Pokemon in the first category, I'd say good old animal meat always tastes better anyway. And it's most often cheaper.Kong reminds me of a Klingon sometimes. I don't mean that as a bad thing, though!>>79833494>The Nicklit may not be there, it's schrodinger's Nickit right now>True"Uh, well, you can get settled in, in the meantime?">Taner says, and then is reassured by Blazy, but then Phoxy says that, which does seem to get Taner legitimately worried"Please be nice to my parents, and don't say anything weird about me, I'm trusting you Phoxy. You know how you feel about weirdness, you should get along with them, I think they'd feel the same way. That's why there won't be any weirdness here today, or any discussion of it even!">Slight panic, now calming down"Uh, anyway, come on in!">There's a welcome mat, fireplace going, a TV with some of the vees playing a video game on it, and a staircase going up, as well as a couch, a window, and an extra long ottoman
>>79837852we both know there's a good chance they'd like that too though>>79838609That's a good idea. See now you're thinking like a Dark type!As for the berries I can lend you the pamphlet Kong's sending me. I'm gonna learn it because then I'll know which berry bushes I can pick clean>>79838609 (Clover)All the Snivy I've known were extremely confident. I suppose that's also true, from the few other three-stagers I've met.That could be just as true, they certainly have that sort of attitude...I wouldn't want to be on his bad side, having experienced what happens when his deals actually go well.
>>79835952perhaps>>79838548whaaaat do you mean?I feel as alive as ever
>>79824691>True, they can afford a few tests with those crystals, they have spares>The Orrean government would not be pleased to learn that, due to a lack of properly sized habitat, they have taken it upon themselves to dig an intricate cave system in Sam's backyard. Like some kind of ant hill mixed with a minefield. Not reassuring, but so long as nothing disturbs them, they should be okay>Also that"Well, I'm sure we'll make it in time anyhow. We just have to really lock in.">Putting in crunch hours on this project"If anything, he might be impressed. Best not finding out anyway.">Indeed>Oh really now? Well it's on brand for Sam either way. Time to retrofit more upgrades in this thing>It's practically an antique it seems, but thankfully Sam knows his way around such electronics>And thanks to Kauket's very careful and intimate approach to ghostification, he was able to retain practically all of his knowledge and memories from his human life>... Except maybe for some more "normal" human behaviors he had, what little of them he had left anyway>Being vague and strange has practically become the quintessential Sam experience, even more-so than before. No wonder people aren't too sure how to take these new online posts of him>And thus it was time!>Kauket looks at the purple electricity that is Sam make its way down her arm and over into the PDA>... And then she waits... Hoping they didn't just accidentally fry the electronics by doing this>>79824901>But then it lit up! On its own! Wow!>And then, Sam's voice>It feels strange hearing him like this, like you'd expect him to be on the phone and his real self being out there but nope, that's all the Sam there is, in this PDA"Nice! It works!">Time to post"Yep, I see it!">Built in wifi, what more could he ask for?"I wonder what other features we could add to this thing... GPS? Pokedex?">Beat"But first, how do you feel?">The most important part
>>79838529>Good!>Eldena smiles at Lightspeed as he makes his best impression of a motorized paint shaker"Well then, we have a deal!">Now comes the hardest part: Waiting until it's time to actually race. What will he do until then?>True!>Yes, you win some you lose some>Thanks! Let's limit ourselves to forgivable for now ;)>Well that's at least one few pair of eyes on her>She's not too uncomfortable, just a little whelmed is all. It wouldn't be surprising to hear that she's part of a very, very small team. Maybe even her trainer's only Pokemon>Yes, that does seem to be a possibility. There are variants for a lot of other things, so why not this too?>(If it is, Taner and Star would probably yet again find themselves thinking whoever got to name it probably didn't think about it for more than 2 seconds lol)>There seems to be a few common factors, such as the fact that they rely heavily on humans to "activate" this gene, so to speak>And also that this needs to be unlocked early on, while they're still actively learning tons of moves, perhaps while they're still the most malleable in terms of evolution and growth?>So far, it seems to have affected Pokemon who had yet another evolution to reach, but haven't yet, and likely never will>Actually, Eldena hasn't specified whether or not she can evolve, but the fact that she guessed Star couldn't before bringing up the strange moves is a good indication that she's all but already confirmed this>Eldena waits patiently for Star to sort out her thoughts while Taner takes over>Yes lol well to name a few anyway...>She likely will!
>>79838548>Also true. Then again, as a Dark type, she might not have had too much trouble dealing with Beeji, who doesn't have a whole lot of battle experience>Eldena gives a small nod"Thank you. It's not much, but it's come in handy a few times.">She's a little curious at the exchanged glance, but then Taner continued"Ah, then I guess it's not impossible...">(Especially if she's as big as in the last picture, jeez! lol, good picture tho, I like the burger that is specifically not beef and has a bite already taken out of)"Oh? I suppose I've never really thought about it that way... It's just something I do without really thinking about it, you know?">And then Star's fur changed to silver!"Woah! How did you do that??">She seems more surprised by the fur change! But that's probably because she can't do that one"Hey, being able to mark your fur sounds pretty handy. Good way to counter doppelgangers too, like Ditto or Zorua.">Although they can just use telepathy for that, not that Eldena knows that>Having finished her first burg, the Nickit moves on the second one, but already she's eating much more slowly than before, and she already wasn't just devouring the burger to begin with>Pausing briefly, she looks down, before letting out a small sigh"You guys are so nice and interesting to talk to... It's a shame my trainer can't be here with us, he would've loved meeting you."
>>79840397neat
(womp womp.)
>>79772310>>79773728>>79785894(i got influenza.)
>>79842942(rip)
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For some reason Xerneas gave me a temporal charm blessing, it was FUN while it lasted, little does she know that now I crave the elixir and WILL take it back one way or another.Don't tell her I wrote that.>>79770176I didn’t notice any PRANK, and I’m the master pranker you are just JELOUS of me getting attention¡You can’t save all of them, you just CAN’T¡Is this “Deoxys” in the room here with us¿Why do fishes use SPLASH¿ there HAS to be a reason it is like a move for the league.But I CALLED DIBS FIRST¡ >:(>>79772310Only weirdos don’t squish bugs, do you let mosquitoes drain your blood 4 freee¿¿>>79785996(Lmao, writing things in the fur is a rare thought to get)(Thanks¡ Perspective is like super hard, good thing I made the ULTIMATE SOLUTION¡)(it’s the shadow, same as backgrounds I always give them the bare minimum)Do not feel sorry for them Tanner, they are now failed-trainers less than HUMAN. I only BITE when it is 1000% deserved. Well maybe your training mons were wimps that let themselves be disrespected¡But Tanner, they can always be BIGGER, and everyone likes BIG muscles it shows you are STRONG and can like DEFEND others.You have all the flavors of eevee and ONLY cuddle with the DEFAULT vainilla one¿ I’m 100% sure most hummies would cuddle all the eevees, each night one different each night, or even more than one at the same time¡You are quite lucky there were no duplicates, but you could always like... y’know... swap them for a better fit.BIG letters are requires for IMPORTANT things¡ like sometimes EEVEE.Two more weeks Tanner, you never know when the great hibernating might happen....It IS exactly how I say it, I know my rights and if it says UNLIMITED it means INFINITE. She is only against me and ONLY me¡Imagine needing to be taught how to throw things, what a SHAME of a specie.
>>79849046>huffs ur bols
>>79849046now now, Weber (the aforementioned Joltik) is a good lad and does not suck blood>>79840371>These tests may be mildly explosive>Further reason to move everything to a much larger place. Probably can get a deal with the Bureau regarding the move of the Carbinks, and not leaving behind the sensitive crystals"We are close, I can feel it.">Working hard through the night"Best not. I am still too young to get sent to the Distortion World.">Yeah>It is Sam's main device for many things, from communications to Pokedex, and then some>Though not that antique. Early 2000's more or less>It even interfaces with his Scope Lens...which may be a bit more awkward to use now>Being made into a spirit has made Sam all more eager to be unnecessarily vague and mysterious>And...it is go time>...>...>...beep"Oh hey, I kept my tone of voice. Nice. Nice.">Blink>...?>Blink>Did the screens flicker? Hard to see if there is any change"GPS and Pokedex it has, it can even scan from my Scope Lens and, uh, it might ping myself. Hmmm.">Awkward"GPS needs an update, it is rather old.">Yeah"I feel like, uh, wired up! Ha!"
>>79849459Do u don't>>79850043So he is one of the good ones¿ a good apple doesn't justify a rotten HARVEST
>>79838807That's a yes then! At least I'll finally know your secret...>>79842942(Sorry to hear that)>>79849046A charm blessing? Also how do you know it was Xerneas?That's what they all say before they realized they've been pranked...Maybe not, but I can save as many as I can!No because they're way out in space!I really don't know... whatever benefit that sort of move may have isn't worth the embarassmentYou definitely did not!>>79840383>>79840397(also Eldena is cute!)
AlrightI just peeled over a hundred potatoes and my fingers feel like raisinsWhy don't they make potato peelers for three meter tall Pokemon?>>79840397(big foks)>>79835925Yeah believe me pal every fucking person here has noticed. I think of all the weird assholes on this hell website you're definitely in the top threeAnd currently the weirdest that actively posts.Now you have no limbs. Congratulations.>>79835952Nah. I ain't buying that Tauros bull. You do this because you like it when I talk smack about you. Well forget it. I refuse to indulge your humiliation fetish anymore.He said it was something special that only you would enjoy, and not to let anyone else see it. Check your box nerd. >>79838609Lemme tell you a storyOnce upon a time there was an island with lots of native berries and bugs and birds and so on. Then some asshole from Kanto comes along and plants some Oran berries because he wants to eat them.The Oran berries proceed to outcompete all the native berries on the island so they die out. The bugs which eat the berries then die out because they were specialized to only eat the berries because that was all that was on the island. Then without the bugs the birds die out.Now the island is fucking covered in Oran bushes and absolutely fucking nothing else. Over thirty species extinct, and it could have been easily avoided by some asshole deciding NOT to plant his stupid FUCKING bushesBottom line, people need to be more proactive about preventing this shit. >>79851129You're thinking of Zubat, dummyZubat drink bloodJoltik drink electricity
>>79851129I don't think thats how the phrase works>>79851455I should have a meetup with Taner too>>79852146I'll take that as an honor thanksoh, who has beaten me in weird?do tell
>>79852146I swear that's not true! But you've already made up your mind...Oh? Alright will do.>And Doro does just that>>79852338You wanna show off the new you to all of us, hmm?
>>79852338The horny pumpkin and the evil scientistActually scratch that, the knight LARPer takes the cakeNowaitSambaAbsolutely Samba>>79852396The evidence continues to speak for itselfHave you done anything else besides expose your tailhole in recent days?>One can only imagine what secret filth lays within this present>What he doesn't want others to see>Something that only Doro would enjoy>You can practically imagine it in your mind, the contents, something warm and tight and->...>This is a bootleg Zoroark plush from Arceus knows where>This isn't anything remotely related to porn wtf is this
>>79852652Okay now you're just making stuff up...I've done some battling here and there, not as much as in Lumiose but I'm not about to let myself get too rusty! Right now it's basically break time for the holidays. I'll have earned plenty more badges in January, promiseAlso that is not what I'm doing! Most pokemon don't even wear clothes in the first place!>The hidden depravities that could lie within...>Even though Doro's trying not to think along those lines, well, consider her last meeting with the Frillish, she can't exactly help it>And so, she opens it up...>...Oh>Well, she turns the Zork homunculus around in her hands and chuckles to herself>She really had let her mind sink into the gutter for a moment there>As silly as this is, it's actually kind of wholesome>She'll have to keep it on her backpack kind of like Taner does with his plushies
>>79852652oh yeah, thosewait which of the evil scientists, the one always in a hazmat suit that is near confirmed to be behind an outbreak of a variant of Shadow pokemon in Galar?or someone elseoh yeah Sambahave not seen that chaotic bundle of energy in a whilealso I should get you tools better suited to your hands>>79852396uuuuuuuuuuhin a wayI also have some unspecified things I have to check with the Bureauyou knowunspecified but important
>>79852867I'm not sure that I am, and that's honestly the worst part about it. Well maybe they fucking should. It's shameful, exposing your ventral orifices like that. Makes you look like a prostitute. I mean shit I cover myself with my cloak. Cloak of back fur.>>79853358BothSamba probably got bored and fucked off back to her strange hole in the ground she crawled out of It would be appreciated and would improve my marginal opinion of you. I keep breaking all these damn tiny tools and it pisses me the hell off
>>79852652Terrorist Louis looking ass
>>79851455I was catching more SIGHTS lately, that’s what CHARM IS¡ Who else gives blessings to FAIRIES DORO¿ THINK¡Cope and Seethe, the age of biped is over, TOTAL QUAD takeover, join us DOROToo late it’s too late to STOP ME¡Schizo Doro...I thought you “gave it all” to win Doro, turns out I was mistaken, you are just another CHUMP¡>>79852146Both NASTY, both BAD>>79852338It is now, I am a trendsetter
>>79853358Uh-huh... being mysterious and vague as always I see>>79853495You definitely are!They're covered! I'm covered! That is not what I look like! Besides this is just an outfit for the castle and specific occasions, not for when I'm actually traveling doing trainer stuff, I've got more, uh, normal outfits for that.I suppose you do. Some of us have more natural coverings than others.>>79854402So you're saying more people are staring... I maintain they did something to you. I dunno! Celebi?I'm not devolving! I like having hands and being able to grab stuff!I know for a fact I'm the sane one here.Within reason! I've got the badges to prove I'm not "just a chump!"
>>79854402Your kind literally have dangly flesh tentacles attached to their neck>>79854796Well color me shocked. I assumed you simply showed up dressed like that and then beat them up while distractedSuch as?Alright fair enough I supposeHow many badges you got?
>>79853495alasshe was funnybig pokemon deserve big toolsand I should have something lying around to help>>79854402hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe>>79854796you know how unspecified things are
>>79855228No!! Wha-et was trying to tell me to do stuff like that too, I'm not that desperate to win!You know, stuff like this. Kinda tough to find outfits that fit but I do my best! I'm not wearing practically nothing all the time!I've got all the badges in Unova and Galar, as well as half the badges in Kalos so far, so 20!>>79855653I don't, actually! That's the point!
>>79855653Was she?I think that's subjectiveShe was a force of abstraction and chaotic energyWell just lemme know when you make it I guess. I'll send you something back. Like these barbells I can't use. Too easy to lift now.>>79855761Well I can't said with them, so I guess I'll have to side with you for that matter. Alright, decent enough I suppose. I'm surprised you have so many in so short a time. You're better than I thought. At battling. Not at modesty. You're terrible at that
>>79856042Phew, okay good. Was worried it'd be me against the world at that rate.Told ya, and thanks! It took a few years but I'm glad I've gone this route, I've gotten way stronger since I started.Also, not my fault! I got stuck in this body out of nowhere and I just kinda had to wing it.
>>79855761that's goodit means it is working>>79856042sometimes you just need a short break from normalcyyeahthat will be a good trade
>>79856439You know I've heard there's like a level system or some shit they use to measure Pokemon strength but to be honest I've never understood it. Seems a bit dumb to me. Ah well, if you figure it out, lemme know. I'll try and unfuck myself from all that nonsense.I still refuse to believe that is the entirety of your story.>>79856802Her entire life was a break from normalcy. I mean, holy fucking shit, I cannot deal with that type of energy. It makes me wanna knock holes in walls, y'know?Now that you've said that I suddenly feel self conscious. So I'm going to add more stuffHow aboutThis...Old weed whacker
>>79856802Maybe -you- think that.>>79857060I've heard of it too. I'm kinda curious what level I'd be, maybe I'll look into it. I'll let you know if I do.Okay it's a bit more complicated than that, want the long version?
>>79834685Riiight, I still think it's kind of a pet behavior but sure whatever.And you're asking me this online? Not sure if this confidence or just stupid but... Well okay.>She will come with Blazy and the Nidoking.>She got enough with the stealth for a while.>>79838639>Finally some good news.>Phoxy goes and crashes on the couch.>Lazy Phox arc.>And yawns."Bold of you to assume I give a shit about your parents knowing your... Well. You know. Something that I still DON'T APPROVE, BY THE WAY.">If an Eevee tries to make it's way onto the couch, it's going to get pushed away by the Phox.>As for Blazy..."Well, at least it's cozy, beats the tent I suppose!"
>>79857177Yeah sure, go ahead. Not like any of that matters to me anyway since I'm not legally allowed to battle. Sure, fuck it, knock me out>>79857201Pet? Bitch, you think that a Human can do a quarter of the shit I can do? He needs me like I need him. It's called team.Do you actually think they'll check this basket weaving forum of all places? I mean, let's be fucking real here.I'll send instructions for the meeting spot through to your device. Meet me when you're ready.>And then, time jumped ahead>Kong would be waiting within a mostly empty smaller park on the eastern outskirts of town. With all of the snow on the ground mixing with her white fur, it almost made her look like a snowman.>She hails you with a wordless wave, beckoning you over with the promise of imminent violence against Human beings and packed food"Hey. Been a while. Wanna eat before we get started? This might take a bit of time.">She offers food to all three, keeping an eye on the Nidoking to make sure no silliness is tried"How've you lot been? Having 'fun' with the Eevee lover and Tits McGee?"
>>79857375Alright will doOkay let's see... the first time, Tempest gave me a potion without telling me what it did, and I ended up with that body for a while until it eventually wore off.The second time, you remember when Crimson got cursed with his female body? Well last year on halloween Kauket got drunk and swapped the curse over to me, and I ended up with it a second time, lasted a while until Beryl figured out a way to reverse the curse.And then most recently, once again Kauket cursed me a little before halloween, so that makes three times I've ended up this way because of a ghost type.
>>79857060maybe she extricated herself out of normal realityoh, cleaning up the old tool shed?I'm interestedjust do tell me what tools I need to makemaybe slightly delayed that saidfor uhreasons>>79857177and now you think ass well>>79857527it was a loooooot of curses going on
>>79857527ThatSounds like the plot to a Fifty Shades of Grey spinoff. Titled Fifty Shades of GAYHowever now I recall it was this Kauket who took Crimson's dick away. And convinced Zappo to turn himself into a fax machineShe's kind of a menace huh?>>79857691GoodLook there's a lot of old fucking shit in here. Master hates throwing things away if he thinks it might still have a use somehow. And if that that use is you then fuck itAnything you can think of. I'm serious here.
>>79857691...was that a punyes there definitely are. All from one source too>>79858002When I think about it, yeah it's kind of crazy how many times it's happened. But I do have a lot of ghost type friends.But yes, Kauket's kind of the source of a lot of chaos around here. She... definitely enjoys doing it.
>>79857375(pls come to europe so I don't have to write before going to sleep)Well guess what, maybe they should figure out how to do shit by themselves.Well feel free to confess your crimes here if you want. Y'know, with the whole ranger bullshit and all.>And so, sometime in the future.>Snow, nostalgic.>Almost like home.>But this is baby snow. Nothing compared to the harsh winters of Snowbelle forest.>Look at her, the snow panda."Hey. Yeah, let's eat. I like it when we skip the bullshit and go straight to eating.">And thy Phox is HUNGRY.>They make a good team."Fun? No. I want to kill them both, they are fucking degenerates and I fucking hate them. How's that for an answer?"
>>79858282I think you're underselling it a bit right nowBecause, like, you're surrounded by ghosts in all of your picturesMaybe she needs some damage controlSome behavioral correction if you will>>79858610(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs reaching across the sky.jpg)(I'd love to but tickets are 2 expensive these days)>She's used to the cold. The poles don't have much to offer in terms of fun weather. This is more pleasant snow. Fat, wet flakes which accumulate quickly, but melt just as fast at the slightest inkling of sun>Kong expected as much and packed extra. There's no need to rush in without eating after all. They aren't filthy Unovans who wolf everything down in five minutes without enjoying it>Kong ceases her loud scarfing and snarfing to momentarily look at Phoxy>Before laughing"And that's why you're still with them right? Because you hate them so much?">She tries to make it clear she's teasing, because Phoxy also has a short fuse just like her>If you combine the two short fuses of both Kong and Phoxy, it almost resembles a single normal length one>Then she looks to Blazy and the big pink dickhead"So how 'bout you two then? Gotten into any new scrapes or shenanigans with her?"
>>79858002excellentdo tell Master that I do have an use for the stuff, just in case'borrowing' is for when I uh, engage in urban exploration of abandoned sitesold motors will help me considerably with a projects of mine>>79858282it is if you want to>(It was actually a typo, but he is not admitting it)now I admit, I encouraged her. mostly with food
>>79859028Well in this case it's because I'm in the castle and Sharon's kind of like, a ghost celebrity now and her castle's known as a place where ghosts can safely hang out.Maybe, but I'm definitely not gonna be the one to do it, you can try if you're brave enough, but you might end up like me if you do, or some other random curse she has prepared.>>79859558I don't!! You stop that!>(Doro now believes he meant it)You did what now? Why are you being an agent of chaos?
>>79838766I feel like I'm thinking like a fairy type too, because I can see Cottonball doing something similar, but sure, that works too!Oh, that sounds good. So you are saying if we find one that's not supposed to be there, we pick it clean and, uh, then what? Get rid of it? If other trainers saw us doing that, we may end up needing to explain ourselves, I suspect. Not that I think it isn't a good idea, just, uh, gives me a little social anxiety thinking about it.>>79852146Don't they have machines for peeling potatoes at this point? If not, they should have one!Wow, that's pretty awful. None of the birds or anything could move to a different place? Even so, wow. Well, while I can't control what other trainers do, Doro is going to lend me the pamphlet you are giving him so I'll at least know what doesn't belong where and can, uh, see if I can take care of the problem before it becomes THAT level of problem.Though again, if I were to bet, I'd bet money that the League has someone who's job it is to check what berry bushes are growing and prevent exactly things like that story from happening anywhere else.Star says-- and wants me to mention that she doesn't actually think this, but she's interested in your take on it-- that the devil's advocate response to that story would be that if it wasn't caused by a human it'd simply be another form of natural selection at work. So if a migratory bird happened to accidently bring an Oran berry seed there instead of a trainer, would it have been right, given the opportunity, to come in and stop them from growing before all the rest of that happened? Or would it be considered better to leave nature to take it's course?Again, Star wants me to say that she's more interested in what your response is in this case than anything else and is asking because she "finds that can not predict it which makes it more interesting."
>>79840383"It's a -deal-!">The hard part indeed>Lightspeed knows better than to ask her if she wants to race after eating, but..."Are you -nocturnal?-">Seems like he's trying to figure out what would be the best time to schedule it!>But then the conversation goes on to more serious things>Yes>True>That's what I did, I'm being good :P>That is what they are starting to suspect, and it does seem that whatever her trainer does, he/she didn't/doesn't have a battle focus... though none of their minds were really on that yet, at that point>Who knows what over undiscovered variants there are out there? There's probably many more than even this>(That's what the partner Pikachu and partner Eevee are called officially, maybe the League would do a bit better lol)>There does, though with the humans, who knows if that's because of a bond thing (like Mega Evolution and Z-moves) or just because Pokemon with trainers tend to grow faster in general>Yes, that was a very good indication that she can't, or at least knew the Pikachu couldn't and has assumed she can't... but clearly, she isn't, regardless>>79840397>True, but Beeji could have just given her junk whenever she reached into the backpack>(Pretty sure nbpro is basing it off the fact that she's as big as the tent in the reference image so it was like "okay that's pretty big" lol. I will say sizes aren't perfect still, but way better than before... now if only it could get her tail right)>(Also yes I liked that)"That sounds easier. I was not even aware I could do it for a good portion of my life. Perhaps that is closer to the way it is 'supposed' to be. Or perhaps it simply varies from Pokemon to Pokemon.">There's not a large enough sample size to speculate with any accuracy"That it is. But having all my fur a different color is rarely useful. It attracts more attention, not less.">Star admits, though not changing it back right away>1/2
>>79840397"No need to finish them all now if you don't want to, we can send you with the leftovers...">Then, she says that"You're really interesting to talk to too! I'm glad we met, even if my wallet almost ran away, ha! But um...">He scratches his head and slows down a bit"Is, um. You don't have to answer this, of course, but, um... Where is your trainer? Is he... gone?">Taner is assuming the worst because of her use of past tense>Star knows where this is going if Eldena answers yes, but, as many Pokemon as are already traveling with them, she can't say she's going to try and stop Taner from doing what a Taner does>And she can already tell Lightspeed will be pleased if things do go in that direction, even if Eldena did something like use Attract, it would have worn off by now, but Lightspeed still seems to be sticking close by and hasn't gone back to sleep>>79838807Well, I've been reading your conversations with others, and you can't blame me for having just a little skepticism? I mean, whatever has happened, it clearly doesn't make an important difference, because you are still here, but, uh. I once recall Dart calling Star "hasty" but, um, even Star hasn't forfeited her mortal body quite yet. Not saying that you did. Just saying that every post from Kauket and you that I've read in the last few months seems to imply something, uh, along similar lines to that, without outright stating it. Maybe I'm just reading too much into things, I'll admit that's something I do.(But is Zapman also posting pictures of the ZPDA, because Taner would point that out too if that's canon lol)>>79842942(Sadness, I hope you get better soon!)
>>79860557(I uploaded the wrong WhisperDream one, here's the correct one lol)>>79849046(Yes... at least it'll probably be fine when it grows back out)(I can imagine, I don't understand how people draw perspective at all, my brain shuts down when I try to consider it)(A cute pink shadow :) )You are making me feel MORE sorry for them that way! Everyone has to start somewhere!I do like muscles but I like it when they are, maybe more "toned" than just pure "big?" Like, I've seen a man whose muscles were so big, you could see the veins, and honestly as cool of a dude as that guy was, that was a bit freaky. But then, Star has muscles that you can only really see when she's doing something that uses them, but then, the way she moves, the way she jumps in the air and then lands and you can see her dodging attacks and one can see her muscles working under her fur during all of that, the way she can MOVE when she wants to during battle, the grace and power behind it, it'sUmAnyway, toned beats big in my mind, is what I'm saying. And what matters most is how they are sued.I mean, sometimes we do have a cuddle pile with everyone there, often when we sleep outside in Cottonball's cotton, for example. So there's that. But Star's always with me.I'd never swap family, nobody can ever be a better fit for the team than a friend!That's true, I'd never know when it might happen.Well, I have a feeling that nobody gets infinite ice. Though maybe people like you are the reason the ice cream machine never works. Considering me to be squinting at you intently right now.Everyone can throw things, but it takes practice to throw things well!
>>79857201>Offscreen from this picture, there are some of the vees playing Mario Kart, so that's happening on the TV, but thankfully that couch wasn't taken so Phoxy can have it all to herself>Taner shuts the door and walks nearby"N-not so loud, I beg of you!">Taner says, though this place isn't quit exactly so his parents probably didn't hear that, and it's psychic so Phoxy could probably just, not direct to it everyone"I still don't understand why you don't. The two of us love each other, what's not to approve of? Uh, anyway, let's not talk about that anymore today. Uh, at all. Would you like a hot chocolate while you wait? I'm guessing you don't want to take a turn in Mario Kart.">None of the one's I'm a PC of will try to make their way to the Phoxy couch, can't speak for Fea's kids>Taner nods"It does! If my house was portable like a tent, I'd take it everywhere!">Star makes a small laughing sound because that was a ridiculous thing to say even by Taner standards>>79838766 (Clover)Yup. I mean, that can apply to a lot of Pokemon, really, but a few more often than others.That said, they can't be that hard for them to make, because at least some groups of ghosts just give the potions away for free when it comes time to negotiate with humans, though only for that.Yeah, and from what I've seen, many of his other hexes are, um, in the "permanently life-altering/crippling" category, even when he thinks nothing of them, which makes it more frightening because I feel like he'd be willing to use them for minor slights.And other ghosts have even LESS moral compunctions than Beryl a lot of the time. Somehow.
>>79859855:^)wellllllthere is nothing a fairy type likes more than sweeitsand ice creamsand fruity, sweet drinks (alcoholic or not)so I got a few gallons before I went on a trip, the Bureau needed me>>79860722well if you think about it, the alive/undead thing is kind of uh, a spectruma ghost does not necessarily feel like they are deadmaybe even the opposite(The PDA posts are canon. Also it is the same PDA that Sam has been using all the time, just with a few recent hardware upgrades)>>79842942(Get well soon!)(I keep forgetting to say that)
>>79860557So you're thinking like a fairy/dark type, hmm... but yeah I can see Cottonball doing that too, hehYeah, dig it up, burn it or otherwise dispose of it. Well if they ask it seems pretty easy to explain if you ask me. You can always use the tried and true trainer method and just challenge them to a battle!>>79860807 (Clover)IndeedThat's good then, if enough are giving it away so freely it'd be quite hard to pretend they're difficult to make for a better dealI was already certain I'd strive to never get on a ghost's bad side, that simply confirms itYes, very worrying to deal with in them in general, but I decided it was worth the risk in my case>>79860925>:(Oh I see, she probably consumed it all in one go and the rest was historyYou gotta be more careful!
>>79861311maybeperhapswould again
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>>79854796How will Celebi make me more CAHRMING¿ I guess you have never been BLESSED like I have, dunno what nasty legendary dark type have to deal with, but XERNEAS sometimes gives nice stuff.It is not devolving Doro, you had a hummie PHASE that you can grow out of, nothing to be ASHAMED of. You can improve the Zoroark line by getting back on four¡Thinking you are sane among the crazies means you are the craziest DORO¡Nope, you are just a big chump¡ a big fish in a small pond, you are not ready for the BIG leagues like I am¡>>79855228They have FUR the ribbons have FUR, that’s the difference between nasty tentacles and cute ribbons THE FUR¡ Fur makes everything look better.>>79855653Glad we agree>>79860766Don’t cry for them Tanner, they are gone now, we can ONLY move on.Why not both Tanner¿ You can have well defined and BIG muscles, you don’t HAVE to settle for less. What a SIMP, Star doesn’t look that different from other eevees¡ you are just Super biased, and brainrotten to the CORE. You shouldn’t be distracted looking at that during fights, what a BAD trainer.A big cuddle pile... your GREED sickens meBut you could make friends with the new mon, you are just making excuses for the USELESS weight.It is NOT infinite, it is just a very VEERY large amount, hummie brains can’t grasp infinity properly. There is no Ice cream machine TANNER; there never was, it’s a RUMOR
>>79868444uhyesa trendsetterof sorts
>>79861538Of course you would...>>79868444I can't say I have, but I don't think you were either... I guess Yveltal, but I don't know about getting a blessing from death incarnate like that.It is because I evolved from Zorua to Zoroark! Going back would literally be devolving, Wha-et. Also I do sometimes do that in battle while I'm jumping around or rushing them down.How am I crazy?Okay go get some badges then, should be easy for a big league Sylveon like you.
>>79870249wouldn't want to have Kauket starveyou knowalso living here near Las Zirconias makes getting multiple gallons of fruity cocktails considerably easier
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>>79842107>>79851455>>79852146(Thanks!)>>79842942(Oh no, Coffee! Make sure to get plenty of rest)>>79850043>Indeed>There's probably a way to make this into some kind of rare species endangerment thing, get them to fork out a bit>Could even name this strand the Orrean Carbink, make it official>Working hard and not hardly working"If he sends you I'm going with. No way around it. It'll take more than a legendary to separate us.">And that's a fact>Oh well that's nifty>Not so bad then>True... It might be like trying to use an infrared camera while holding an electric heater>It's very fitting in any case, spirits are known to be mysterious already>And so it was"Perfect. If people can recognize you over the phone, all the better to make them think everything's normal.">The Bureau would probably take exception to Sam being technically dead>Blinking>And screen flickering"Oh?">Waiting for him to figure out his other features"Well you're probably due for a few upgrades anyway.">She looks over to Mho"Soon as we get this thing sorted out, we should start working on the magnetic chip and ferrofluid- or faux-ferrofluid anyway.">The homemade, disposable and non-toxic variant
>>79860677>Eldena smiles a little bit"For the most part, yes.">Beat"I wouldn't mind racing a little after I'm done eating, if you'd like.">Did she just read his mind?? No, it's simply that she can see him shaking and dancing in place in anticipation>Good job staying good, Taner!>Indeed, though if she's learned at least a few of those unusual moves, she must have at least some amount of experience>Would using Pokemon moves to accomplish tasks that aren't exactly battling be enough to "gain levels" so to speak, is the question Star might want to consider. In this case, sneaking and stealing>Also true!>(Maybe lol)>Good question. As with Mega and Z, it's not impossible to find in the wild, just... A lot harder, more rare. Seems to be congruent at least>Yes indeed. At any rate she certainly seems more mature than the average Nickit>I didn't consider that but that's true lol, he would've thought of that (even if I didn't)>Then again she might've just flipped the whole backpack upside down and shook the stuff out, ending up with a mountain of stuff. Whether or not Beeji could "hold it" in is another question>(Yes lol. I've given up trying to get sizes to match the scenery. I try to make it more obvious when the size is something noticeable, like with Prenne. Although Eldena is definitely a little bigger than the average Nickit, but not in any meaningful way- or rather, it's about on par with Star's size compared to the average Eevee, maybe a bit less noticeable because she has fewer partner moves than Star)>(Burger accuracy is something I have yet to achieve. Although if this happened before Thanksgiving and this is taking place in Kalos... They -might- not have snow yet like in your pictures. It's not a very cold part of the world, unless they happen to be in a cold part of the region currently)
>>79860677"It seems like we might be doing essentially the same thing, but have different approaches to it. I don't think I could change myself in any way that's dangerous or irreversible, as in, my body wouldn't let me do that, I just -feel- it. But you might have a more conscientious way of handling it, methodical, scientific.">Eldena doesn't fit the scientist profile exactly, but she seems very aware of how one would operate. If Taner was more the brains and Star the heart of their relationship, it's possible this is what she would be like: Aware of the scientific method, but sticking with her gut feeling most of the time>But also true, there isn't"Hehe, exactly why I tend to keep my eye color fairly normal, and not like... A laser show or something.">Speaking of which, she closes her eyes momentarily again, before opening them to her default green>>79860722>She gives a small nod"Thank you, I would like that, yes.">And then her hold item would become Leftovers lol>She gives a small chuckle, but it sounds a little forced, as the conversation takes a less pleasant tone"Heh... Yeah, sorry about that...">She idly paws at the ground a little bit, looking down and off to the side"He's... In jail.">Somehow not surprising and yet not as expected as straight up being dead, apparently"I-... I'm sorry, I lied to you. It's true I hadn't eaten all day but... I can usually get food fairly easily by going from door to door and acting cute. That's not why I stole your wallet. I need actual money, for bail. Not something you can just get like that, especially not without someone to translate.">And she too, is sticking close to Lightspeed, despite not having a reason to do so, as far as stealing goes. She seems to just genuinely like his company(Also good FeaPrenneChristmas!)
>>79874142>A little government assistance to move them to a proper habitat, near new home slash warehouse>...when they get that place. Probably should have done that before Halloween"If we have to usurp the Distortion world, so be it!">And that's a promise>Sam takes special care of the things he uses daily>The scope might need a rework. Or at least some focusing. Or leaning towards other functions, like the Pokedex connectivity>Maybe Sam was predestined to spiritual life>Thus..."Yes, exactly. Also will help with uh, those I know in the Bureau.">Mainly Chadley>Couldn't leave to hang one of their deputies and tank hunters>The screens flicker again. actually, it is more of a blink>Blink>Blink"Actually, yes.">Mho seems...particularly relieved"As SOON as we can!">The new formula ferrofluid>How hard can it be?
>>79869480Das right I AM¡>>79870249You are just jealous of those blessed¡ Should’ve gotten a better type with a nice legendary.... Or maybe your huuuu current form is Yveltal’s blessing... It does a good work at huuuu draining life... yeah that fits.You WOULDN’T go back, you would improve¡ tons of mons go from biped to quad, is the newest TREND. Don’t be left behind.You must be crazy or you wouldn’t be here.I don’t need them unlike you I REALIZED they are just SHINY THINGS for the league industrial complex to MANIPULATE US.
>>79871382But would that really be enough to starve her though?Just because it's easy doesn't mean you should!>>79876114Well there's also Darkrai, maybe I should get a blessing from them and possibly end up with control over dreams considering they're the real reality or something. Also Yveltal had nothing to do with it, it was a Fairy actually! And no that's not what I do!!I'm keeping my hands! You wouldn't be saying that if you didn't have ribbons to make up for it!Well then we're all crazyAll I hear is a cowardly Sylveon
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>>79868444It sounds worse every time you talk about it!I told you why not both, I've seen what happens when muscles get too big, it looks... wrong. Whereas well-defined and just-right sized ones look pretty. And Star does in fact look different from other Eevee's, she's trained hard and gotten herself in peak condition! And she's helped me get in, uh, probably not peak, but at least a lot better condition than I was! And as long as we win said fights then it's not a distraction and I'm a good trainer! Next time we meet, you can have a battle with her, if you like.I've given you two answers to this questions and both of them have met with disapproval, I've discovered there's no winning in this one! Except, I'm already winning. Because you can't be anything but winning when you have a cuddle pile.That's true, I do that all the time, but that's not a swap, that's an addition!Addition is better than subtraction, because it multiplies power instead of dividing it, that's just the math of group dynamics!But... I did have ice cream from the ice cream machine a few times as a kid. I always liked the one they'd dip in hot chocolate right after making, and it'd harden onto the ice cream, they don't do that anymore I've heard, which is a shame.>>79861311I have a lot of pranksters around me to learn from!True, a trainer battle would probably be the result. I guess if they won, I'd have to just leave it alone and hope someone else comes back to do it, but, uh, hopefully this doesn't come across as overconfident but I'm fairly sure I'd win anyway.>>79861311 (Clover)Yeah... And if we did manage to find a way to replicate it, I do feel like they'd, um, not care quite as much as with some other magical stuff. Even so, there's a lot of, um, safer methods to look into first.I've decided it was worth the risk in a few cases too, so I get that. Though I try to avoid it whenever I can.
>>79860925It is? I think different ghosts have different opinions on that, Beryl was very insistent that I didn't call him or other ghosts "alive" or "living" even though that made talking about the state of ghosts at all a much more complex thing to type out each time.Anyway, I admit, I'm not sure why one would, um, want to go anywhere else on said spectrum other than "alive" if their current body was in a healthy working condition, unless it gave some sort of major advantage, but, uh, I'm me and your you, so to each their own.>>79874183>Lightspeed almost jumps into the air, not having any tail to wag, it seems his body wishes to express itself in different ways... or that's just him"Sounds like a -plan-! Woods make for -hard- races but I bet you are -great- at them!">She might have a bit of an extra advantage, as Lightspeed is not, in fact, nocturnal... though it doesn't seem like it's actually affected his energy levels all that much> :)>That's true as well>Well, if the Legends games are any indication: yes, in fact. Doing things like breaking rocks unfreezing water with the moves does in fact gain some experience points, though not as much as a battle>All of that makes sense*3>She does, though Taner hasn't actually met that many Nickit in person to compare>Now we know!>Actually, Star may have gone through what to do if the backpack gets stolen with him, and if not, she will after this>Playing sirens on the radio is a good idea as well>(Fair, I've given up on her tail looking anything like a Nickit's, I got that once and then apparently never again)>(Also noted, will have less snow in the future :P )>>79874195>Star listens"Your method is superior; it sounds like you can experiment with it freely. Along with fur color I have only found two other things I can affect with it.">But if Star is so worried that she might do something dangerous/irreversible, when and why did she experiment in the first place? Perhaps she was simply more...1/2
>>79874195>...reckless when she was younger?>Taner nods"Understandable!">Lightspeed says"They look -cool- in -every- color!">Because of course he does!"Okay, I'll get, like, a bag or something, or a small cooler, when we're ready.">But then...>Taner pauses-- that is in fact considerably better than what he was worrying she was going to say, being in jail isn't good-- Taner tries not to think about how Daifunka basically told him that Kalos prisons are rape dungeons, even if a part of him wants to believe that was just to frighten him and Star-- but it does mean he is alive (or at least was)>Still, he looks to be in a lot more serious thought than before>He and Star exchange a glance again, and Taner's serious look becomes something closer to determination"Well, how much is the bail, then? Are we talking three or four digits, here? I actually know a lawyer-- though his specialty is more of defending Pokemon than people, I'm sure that he knows people in turn that could help-- if we can get him bail, that means no trail has happened yet, right?">Star feels she needs to explain some things because Taner is getting way ahead of himself"My Taner and I have recently received something of a windfall. It is likely within our means to help. And we shall do so. Though of course only insofar as is lawful for us to do so."(Thanks! She looks a bit different in it, but I figured she got a really good bruising recently in that one!)
>>79880364You sure do! I'm always willing to give out pointers, hehI don't see you losing very easily to random trainers either, especially ones that'd feel the need to stick their noses in other people's business. Just don't let the confidence go to your head too much!>>79880364 (Clover)Some secrets are more precious than others I suppose, plus if it became widespread it'd become much easier to make deals with humansUnderstandable, the costs certainly aren't pleasant...
>>79876114riiiiightuhyeah>>79876915probably notbut, you know, fairiesoh yes, I absolutely should do this again>>79880381ghosts are not technically alive, but, can't ghosts feel most if not all or almost all the same as living things?of course uh, there are the parts of 'living' off others emotions and whatnotbut that is not a requirement for feeling alive isn't it?ehstill a spectrumthe experience is not the same for everyone
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>>79881302Are you worried she'll misbehave if she isn't fed?That's the opposite of what I said!
>>79890857I worry about her dietary needs of copious amounts of sugarand also the spiritual needs of mischief so, request denied
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>>79891275Maybe she doesn't really need all that sugar and she's just tricked you into thinking she doesDarn... then I'm holding you responsible for her antics instead of her!
>>79893369maybemaybe notdoes not mean I do not also eat from our ice cream reservesuhwell!so be it!nothing harmful has happened yet, right?
>>79875620>Precisely>... Probably. But where to?"We'll do whatever it takes.">Undeniable>That's a good habit to have, just like how Kauket takes good care of Sammy>That's a very real possibility>If anything he was more like a ghost trapped in a human body all along, really>Henceforth..."Yeah, especially those, if you want to keep working for them.">Just gotta do something about in-person meetings is all>You can't see her eyes but you can -feel- her blinking back at you>This is the oddest exchange of blinks of all times: One is a screen flickering, the other you can't see their eyes, ever>But they get each other, that's what matters>And then the big guy was relieved! That's good"You gonna help us, big guy? We gotta start working on both the chip and the fluid, so which one do you wanna take care of first?">A lot of work ahead of them>Some of which they really should've thought about getting started on earlier, but oh well, you don't get to choose when Halloween happens>>79880381>Eldena can't help but let out a small giggle at Lightspeed's excitement. He's kinda like a very excitable puppy, it's rather cute she thinks"Hehe~ I suppose I am pretty good at slipping away.">True, Lightspeed is raceturnal, he's up whenever there's a race to be had!>Oh really now? I didn't know that. That's neat>True, true>We do!>Knowing Star and the amount of downtime they've had since Beeji has been a Rotom, probably. But if you want to have her adjust said plans, that's also a possibility>Yes. Actually if Beeji was left with a phone, he was gonna call someone to report himself as stolen, and update them using GPS coordinates. Either Taner, or if his device was in the bag, Freedom, then if that didn't work, Sam, Sharon, and so on>He might not be very useful in battle, but watching over Taner's stuff is his job, and he takes it very seriously!
>>79880381>(lol classic AI moment. But hey you got it in that next image!)>(Snow is catching up fast in the timeline anyway!)>Eldena shrugs her foxy shoulders"I suppose. Like I said I don't think I can affect much else than my eyes, so yours seems just as good as mine, really.">Then she tilts her head curiously"Oh? Two other things?">That sounds...>>79880571>...rather likely. She had more of a reason to be careful after meeting Taner and getting rescued>A small nod back at Taner>And then another smile at Lightspeed"Thank you, I like yours as well.">She adds as she drapes her tail over him, almost as if to keep him warm- provided he stops jumping for a moment>But then, that>Exactly. Though even IF Daifunka somehow didn't say that to frighten him, which seems dubious at best, there's probably a bit of a difference in security level between prison for murder and prison for theft- assuming that's why her trainer was arrested, which seems rather likely>Still looking down, Eldena lets out a barely audible:"... f-five...">?"Five digits. He accidentally wounded someone in a jewelry store. He said he wanted to get me something nice for my birthday...">Oh dear. Robbery gone wrong, that's no good>She looks back up, ears folded"B-But, if we get a bond, it'll be a lot cheaper!">... Except normal bail money you actually get back if you DO show up to court, meaning...>They probably have no intention of showing up to begin with, and so they'll get a bounty hunter after them because of that bond>And Taner has had his share of experience with those>Granted they probably won't send someone like Sekhmet after him but still>Seems like while Eldena is fairly smart, she was only ever taught to deal with the law in the most... Unlawful way possible>It'd be enough to make Dredd's blood boil, if he was up front and listening more closely(Hopefully not a good bruising, Taner!)
>>79895293>Probably still somewhere in Las Zirconias, big yet still new development city"Forever and ever.">Ambitious isn't he?>And they take care of each other>Starting soon, reworks on the Silph Scope. Starting by getting a Scope Lens>Maybe. Maybe.>Then"And I will, also I'll, uh, oh, almost forgot a thing.">Blink>They know each other's movements"I may have to get a Pokeball for myself soon. Thankfully, I have something just in hand, for then.">Mho still has things to do"The FLUID. I have been searching for LEADS on the MATERIALS!">The only problem is getting the suppliers to sell materials to a pokemon
>>79894003Maybe you do, but I bet it's hardly a dent in comparisonNot to me at least, unless you count a much more limited wardrobe as damage. Can't just walk into a store and expect anything to fit me like this... and I'd consider myself one of the luckier ones, considering her throwing out curses at random and all
>>79897685ohfor surebut a shared meal is better, isn't it?yes, but those curses eventually go awayand I think Crimson got spared this yearI wonder who got something new!
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>>79807392>Chadley went quiet.>Layla popped out of the Mu and hoisted Fio in.>Meanwhile, Kyana leaped out of the Muu and onto the field, flicking her jet black hair back."I may not be Fio but I know how to deal with punk-asses like you.">Bull Frog cocked his head and then laughed."A Houndoom!? This ought to be good.">It was time to get to business, Sam fired the BS Laser!>...>2>The BS Laser didn't work indoors!>Though the BS Controller did do something.>Joule's gears intercepted the errant transmission!>Joule's stats rose sharply!>9>Kyana dashed forward..."I know what you're thinking, beady-eyes.">Bull Frog chuckled."Do you now?""Yeah. I do.">Kyana used Foul Play!>Bull Frog caught the attack!>...>Bull Frog caught the followup!>3>And the third one!"C'mon! Do better than that, missy!">7>The Prototype Vlad fired it's S-E, the Orochi's Maw!>Four missiles were fired!>Kyana jumped into the air!>The four missiles crashed into Bull Frog, dealing 400 damage!>0"Oh I'm gonna open up that TIN CAN of yours, Sam.""You and what army, dipshit?">Chadley fired the Buster Flute!>A whirlwind of sonicbooms exited the gun, slamming into Bull Frog over and over again, dealing 200 damage!>Fired the 250mm Spark!>8>A direct hit to Bull Frog meant that a gigantic zap of energy exploded in his face, dealing 400 damage!>9>Bull Frog shook off the assault!"Oh, you think you're hot shit because you got back up!? Hah!">Bull Frog fired 'Drunk Heat-seeking Missiles'!>Nine of them in total!>Jule's magnetism caught two, dealing 300 SP worth of damage!>The rest of the seven flew towards Chadley and Sam!>7>The White Muu's S-E, the LI Peanuts intercepted two rockets!>Five rockets slammed into the Prototype Vlad, dealing 300 SP worth of damage!>Bull Frog charged at an odd angle...>Kyana tripped Bull Frog as a counter!"Get the hell out of my way, you stupid mutt!""And let you ruin my boyfriend's paint job? Get outta here, you creep!"
>>79785921"I say we find a way to get that Hoshigawa to stop sending WANTED through and then rassle up an army.">Fei seemed stoked.>Maria, on the other hand, was absolutely grateful for Taner's generosity. She gave a smile laden with unshed tears."Thank you, thank you so much, Taner.">Fei tapped his chin."You know, actually, I remember hearing about something...">But he forgot what it was. Instead of admitting that, however, he remembered something else instead."Actually, Ecruteak was where we needed to go, right? There's another village off in the West somewhere that's ju~st like it. What was it called again, Maria?">Maria remembered that place."Ah, it was Torikami. You would've liked it, Taner. The shrine there hosts many Eevee, some of the last on the Earth according to rumor.">>79816750>On the one hand, he had restraint. On the other, it wasn't that far off to say that somewhere in Apache, the desire to taste Sekhmet's lips again overwhelmed the desire to keep appearances.>Perhaps it was the old Mightyena spirit playing tricks again? Nah.>This was more of an old fashioned "I want to give the woman in front of me a whole lot of loving and so much more" type of stare.>How did she get away with that, even?>People had the right to be scared of her, but not Apache.>Down, boy. Down.>He gave her a gentle smile and then settled for waiting like an actual grown-up would. Even though under the surface his affections for Sekhmet burned.>In the meantime, he settled for swatting Fei's hand away and instead scooping up a spoon bite to Sekhmet.>In a similar fashion to how she had, he presented it to her with a smile.>In a kind of 'go on' gesture, he urged her to have a taste.
>>79900561>Back in October, when Sam was still fleshy>Mho seems very rattled"SORRY. Bull Frog will NOT ESCAPE.">A statement. A fact, as he rejoins the battle despite his own wounds>BS Laser...did nothing?"Cripes Ready the main cannon!">Joule thinks otherwise, feeling even more energized!>As Bull Frog parries Kyana's attack, Joule spins faster, charging and letting Loose Another Charge Beam towards Bull Frog!>The noise of grind gears intensifies, unfazed by the rockets slamming into them"Hey everyone, watch this out.">Sam is aiming and firing the Reaper's Scythe!>Hard to aim with all the friendlies near the target>But also Bull Frog being tripped up helps>Just how much damage can a guy soak up?"You know, I'll very much enjoy examining and improving that missile launcher of yours.">Dyne follows up with the Vulcan!>Oh hey, Mho is ready to fight...despite everything"FREEZE!">More than ready, as he charges towards Bull Frog with an Ice Punch!>Sam watches, but can't help himself being him the worried one now
Nihoyminoy?Where have I been lately?Hanging out with a girlfriend unlike you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79902238I doubt that last part being specifically you only
>>79900721>Star nods<That sounds like a good plan. I am sure it will be quite unexpected when you return.>>Taner dips his head and says"Of course.">He's very grateful for her gratitude, but he doesn't know how much of that he actually deserves for that offer, after all, the means to help was just dropped into his lap-- helping with the Hoshigawa is actually going to be a lot harder, he feels>And then they watch Fei forget things he just remembered in realtime"Yeah, that's the one. It's in Johto, and very pretty!">Also, it'll be easy to warp anywhere around it, as Taner has been all around that place thanks to Fen housing him there for a while"That sounds nice, though I hope they don't remain the last ones on earth because that's sad.">He wouldn't want to be among the last of anything on earth, so he can't imagine how that might feel>>79895293>He is, though rather large for a puppy"That's a -type- of speed!">Lightspeed admits>That he is! He was also one of the fastest to wake up, in general>The Legend games really seem to be very compliant with the sort of lore we've come up with in the Pokeverse-- things like "Pokemon do know all their moves after learning but can only use four at a time to be swapped out at ANY time" is also a Legends thing>That actually makes sense, he probably does have a flip phone in there at least, something that he can call out with for that very reason>He's very useful at that, and more importantly, a good friend!>>79895306>(It did at that)>(That it is)>Star nods"Yes. One of them is my tail marking. I can make it the heart style instead.">And yet she doesn't seem to be elaborating the third one>Yes, that's exactly it>Lightspeed doesn't blush, exactly, but she can tell that the compliment made him happy as he stands a bit prouder>Something she can feel more than see, with her tail draped over him>Then, that>Probably so, yes>Then"F-five?!?">Taner's eyes bug out a bit
>>79895306>Taner looks like he was fully prepared to pay anything in the range of the 100s or even the thousands, more than 10,000... that's another matter, even with the windfall of the reward money, does he even have that?"I, uh, don't think there are very many trainer's who's wallets would get you even close to that much...">Taner mutters while considering>A bond?>Taner is considering... if he gave Eldena the money and just stayed out of it otherwise, then at least nobody would be after him, because he'd be able to legitimately say he didn't have any part in things aside from giving them some money...>But even so..."Um...">Star replies first"While we wish to help we do not wish to make enemies of the law. My Taner is willing to do much but I will not allow him to do something which may end up with him being imprisoned. I am sure you understand. That said? It is a fact that we know a lawyer who may at least be able to find someone willing and able to help.">It's not as much to offer as just giving the bond money, but it isn't nothing>Taner and Star both seem less concerned about Eldena or her trainer breaking the law, and more concerned about NOT getting on the bad side of the law themselves-- perhaps a bit more concerned about that than the average trainer, in fact, especially in Kalos...>>79880728I'll take pointers! Though I feel like I do good while making it up on the spot, too!Exactly. It's just something about thinking about the type of trainer who'd confront me on that, which makes me also think they wouldn't be that, um, experienced of a trainer. Don't worry, I won't! Even if I started to, it'd only take challenging Phoxy again to bring my confidence crashing back down to reality again... someday...>>79881302They can. To my mind, that's basically what being alive means! That's why calling ghosts not alive is not something I'll ever really be able to, um, wrap my head around, even if Beryl is very insistent on it.>>79902238UhHi Beryl!
>>79902459A bunch of FILTHY virgins and l0sers>>79902765Hey there Tanker, how've you been lately?Having fun with your wife?
>>79902765exactly!Beryl is just like, one school of ghost thoughtspeaking of!>>79902791alright, I'll have to inform Kauket that per your decree we have not had any uh, moments
>>79903104What?Why not?Kinda lameSo...Are you a Rotom now or just a machine?Either way I kinda wanna put you in my mouth fufufufu~
Goodnight everyone!>>79902791Uh, well, yes, actually. Though I still have yet to be officially married. Or, uh, tell my parents about, um, the fact that I want to be...But, that doesn't stop us.Speaking of, it's bedtime, so I'll see you later.>>79903104That's what I feel too. Anyway, are you still going to be able to celebrate the holidays as normal, or at least, close enough? I'm guessing Kauket wouldn't have agreed and helped with whatever has happened if the answer to that was "no..."Also, goodnight!
>>79903185two can play thiiiiiis gameuhthis is the worst kept secret at this pointhelleveryone please pretend to be shocked>>79903500I 'only' missed Thanksgiving, and that was just on the team waiting for metold them to just go ahead, can't make them miss outbut Christmas, this will proceed as usual
>>79903500also, sleep well!
>>79903500Oh? Tying the knot are we? With her knot? Fufufufu~I know it isn't anatomically accurate but I hardly cardI like how you're asleep and she looks like a taxidermy specimen in that photo. Gonna be a wild wedding when you have to bend down to the floor to kiss the brideAnyway, goodnight Tangier>>79903544It was the worst kept secret in the worldYou practically admitted to it when Kong questioned youThat and I scryed so I already knew hehehe
