Flowercel editionA general About Human males (us) and their Particular Love towards the Out of the ordinary BabesObjects,semi-ferals or ferals,inanimates animated, Clankers,Elementals,Orbs,anything as long as it's female,Variety Is encouraged,dont be afraid to post your weird waifus>Previous threadshttps://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/Hmofe/type/op/
Added the link to previous threads, dunno what else is worth adding to the OP.
>>79797204>OP is using one of my drawingI'll give you my admire, even though you still disliked me
>>79797376I'm not the usual baker. Just don't post anything gay, please and thank you.
>>79797236if/when we get some stories or custom content made for this thread we should probably have a rentry made to story everything. i think for now though, it's probably fine
>>79797786I'm having a hard time thinking of a good story. I could just recycle my old prompts like that old brothel and expand is a fully fledged story.But I could go also for a new one. I want to make a POV story about a female creature trying to impress a human by mimicking female humans (wearing bikinis, makeup, trying to fake a bimbo accent)
>>79797376Actual baker here,was gonna use something from dont look outside as OP but alright,just hope the Flower's nigger quits it with the Faggotry this and Stay on topic from now on,wont say it again
>>79797204DURRRR PLANT DURRRRR PLANT!https://youtu.be/y0levreregY?si=5pAHtP8kqwS3_Mmu
>>79797376>>79798576Yeah ngl the gay stuff (straight stuff if you're female?) was erm....kinda cringe & lowkey problematic fr fr tþh tþh tþhpost plant gorl holes instead
wait if plants produce food through photosynthesis why do they have buttholes? (they don't poop) what does plant ass smell like anyway?
>>79798369>mimicking female humans >female shapeshifter that's either new at it or just plain inept and can't get the details right or hold them very long while still trying to be inconspicuous so it's a Hello Fellow Teenagers situation but body horror
>>79799699To get rid of stuff they can't digest obviously, like gold fillings and polyester blends.
>>79800272wait...them flower niggas eat HUMANS!!???I feel personally betrayed. Just how deep does this plant lore iceburg go?
>>79800474Sounds like they either swallow humans whole, or they put down roots and absorb coffins.
since some people in the last thread mentioned mascot horror characters...anybody following the game mints hints? third chapter's gonna drop the ghost's side of the story, finally translating what they're saying since they only speak in whines and cryptic whispers, I'm hoping for some deep mystery solving clue hunts through the props, piecing together the killings, maybe even allying with the spirits against the bots, but let's be real, hmofe bros: imagine a human showrunner "testing" Android Mint's features. programmable obedience, no feral instincts holding back... or flip it, getting haunted mid-session by the real Mint's ghost for that extra thrill.
>>79797651>>79798576>Faggotry shitIf you look more in me, tell me who I'm I even if I'm not a homo?>>79799667Sorry brochacho, I like plant women but I love plant men
>>79800474>>79801232This gives me an idea, in my version I found some plants as herbivores as in some animals as carnivores and the way as plants eating humans? This could use it as in a black marketing way
>current year>clover porn is STILL rare
>>79803201True I want more
>>79803201I love how they went through the effort of giving her a non human pussy
I want to get my dick sucked by a female Autobot
>>79803201Thanks for reminding me I liked her, and yes, shame there isn't more of her.Even if I'm more of a efohb guy than a hmofe guy, whateeeverrr, she's built for human men, and human boys are built for her.
>>79797236I think the OP still looks like a bit of a mess rn with the grammar, punctuation and spacing. Here's a new OP draft I made that could fix these issues, made with the help of /hmofa/ and /adhg/'s OPs of course. Feel free to make edits to it, especially the rules if there's any issues./hmofe/ - Human Males on Exotic Females> "???" editionPost non-human, non-anthro females, along with their male human partners.This includes ferals, semi-ferals, robots, aliens, monsters, eldritch horrors, objects, object heads, toons, and more!> Pair female exotics with human males only; no male exotics> No solo male or gay shit, ofc> No futas> No lesbians> No gross shit like scat or gore/guro
>>79803443efohb? What does that stand for?
>>79803538exotic females on human boys
>>79803443perfect smoochable butthole
>>79803875>>79803443My brother is that you?
>>79803981Can you give me a hint as to who you think I am?
>>79804174Idk maybe I know but to be honest i don’t remember I just know that you are my brother
>>79803466Reminder anthro means more than just humanized animals.
>>79803201I should draw her pregnant
>>79806482Yes and being impregnated too
>>79798369im working on something myself that hopefully? maybe? i get the first chapter or two out by the end of this week. was debating on either doing the toy soldier thing somebody brought up last thread or a sci-fi supercomputer story but ultimately i think i'm gonna be doing the latter
>>79804997For simplicity sake an anthro in here means a non-human with human-like body parts like boobs, legs and genitals.I think most posters in here need the human-level sapience in their exotics so even though that technically falls under anthropomorphism. It's easier to sort them into categories this way.
>>79806656The way it was worded made it sound like anthropomorphic-form whatever were being excluded. I think I misread it but just wanted to make sure we weren't coming down on humanoids in general on account of furries.
>>79806505 (me)also i forgot to add, i think the idea you posted is good. especially from a fempov i think it'd be interesting to see how you play the story out
>>79806811Yeah wording on that is weird. Can someone more experienced describe "anything female and non human paired with a human male" more eloquently?
> It started out simple enough> She possessed your phone and demanded "tribute"> But it wasn't enough> Next was your monitor> Then your TV> It still wasn't enough> Now you're bare-ass naked on a warm summer night, shooting ropes at a billboardAn anon in a previous thread wanted more screenfaces; an entire billboard should keep him occupied for a while.
>>79808491I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEDDDD
>>79808491>bagpipe rendition of Amazing Grace starts playing
>>79808491fucking hot
>>79808491Do you have any about a billboard falling in love with a highway?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8YqHgq6Y18
>>79802624I didn't expect to see someone talking about this game here, I'm excited for chapter 3 too but seems like grant's focusing on his imaginary friends institution project now so he's leaving mint's hints to the side a bit.
>>79806811Sorry for the poor wording for non-anthro, folks. I was too used to the way other furry threads use the term. I wanted to state that we don't want anthro animals first things first, but maybe a rule would be better, like this:> No humanoid mammals, insects, sealife or other animals; non-animal humanoids such as plants, as well as feral animals, are allowed.
>>79809738Sex with both
Making women better
>>79813304
obligatory dragon post
>>79813304god this is hot
>>79813914Bed breaking sex with fluffy dragons
>>79806656ZAMN!!! sauce pls?
>>79815749sorry, I only have the filename from twitter.20250731_163753
>>79814761Yes. more
>>79815890oh god it's over
>>79816344Afraid I don't have any more fluffy dragons that aren't anthro.
>>79817490Anthro or not still hot regardless
>>79817615Agreed.
characters that make you go like this?
>>79809738this image has the same vibe as that family guy thanksgiving tweet
>>79797204
>>79797204Do we not like femdom like on /hmofa/?
>>79818463This one
>>79818984It should be illegal to draw animals this sexy
>>79819073I imagine any femdom on the tame side is fine, but I don't know how others feel on it.
>>79798576Here's full sizeLove Jeanne
>>79820646
Guys would you fuck reddit?She'll give you a gold after you are done
>>79820734Like all of you, my first thought is "Fuck Reddit", but she's probably give me brain worms.
>>79820734Yes, but the sex wouldn't be gentle at all. Quite the opposite actually
>>79818984this new breed of feral artists seriously tempt me to fuck dogs in real life....butt then I me'rember that they literally eat shit & roll around in dead animals...iunno wat to do bros....
I think ferals posted her should be exotic in some way, not mundane shit like dogs
>>79820845>>79820852Cute
im not sure if an image like this counts but fuck it
>>79822609Yeah, outside of Pokemon and a few other popular properties, non-real world ferals are massively underexploited. You can do:Fantasy feralXeno feraRobo feralMonster feralFeralficationEtc., etc.
that one game awards teaser is for vib-ribbon 3
whoa is this the new feral thread/ff/ died of boredom this week
>>79825556Definitely we can see more variety with feral, we already have dragons going on. Just need to be careful on attracting the wrong type of crowd to this thread
>>79822609I think that the more stylized the bestalso, give them human genitalia (cookie/cloaca is just too gross)
>>79820845>>79820667>>79820646I'm shocked I've yet to see her drawn with the scorpion jacket from Drive, be even funnier if she had a Ryan Gosling pillow.
>>79826724Don't overdo and definitely don't start talking about irl shitFerals are allowed but not the focus
>>79797204sunflower sexo...
>>79827311Like what? /mlp/?
>>79831989I am more of palmon guy, but sunflowmon is quite underrated
Do bugs belong? Technically hmofa but I do find them to be a nice niche that could fit here, especially if they keep their more alien features.
>>79832152got cyber sleuth a while back and she grew on me literally
>>79813914>>79814761>>79817490Dragon wives are so fvcking peak...
>>79832863>fvckingjust say fucking
>>79832895mvke me
>>79832538Sex with bugs
>>79828348>don't start talking about irl shitwhoa would never do that herethat's only for the feral threads
>>79832142nta but maybe those who post picture depicting (semi)realistic animalsI myself have no problem with an occasional pone
>>79832538They're not that popular with Hmofa,99% of the stuff there Is just Wolf,cat,Fox,or variations of those three,so no problem
>>79834906please tell me there's a part two
>>79835169not one I'm aware of, unfortunately
>>79835790At least we got Seikrets from wilds
>by 2025 we'll be having sex with robots>all the robots being made look like ugly hyper realistic humanswhat if I kill myself
>>79838241I wouldn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA
>>79838373I quote this all the time with my relatively normie friends>IT'S NOT A REAL DOG
>>79838241Roz my beloved
>>79834015And the few that get posted is picrel, just an abomination that needs to be put down.
>>79832538Mark of Shame is a good story, hoping a new chapter comes out soon.
>>79838241A bit of work with an x-acto knife and you've got your robot dream girl.
>>79839092I have never understood why people are so repelled by spidersI think they're sexy little things
>>79821640.... Please don't do that anon.
>>79840809I get why they dislike normal sized spiders, but I feel like spiders quickly stop being scary when they get any bigger than a cat.
>>79832538>>79834015Also, most "anthro insect" is just the woman-in-a-body-suit-wearing-a-headband-with-antennae-on-it stuff, so actual insectoids certainly qualify as exotic.And we'll need some locust-women if that flour guy starts causing trouble again.
>>79802624I haven't heard about this, but you've got me interested. Yet another possessed something or other to wanna stick my dick inside of.
>>79842753Love the freaky mouth she has
>>79842251If a spider bigger than a cat comes scurrying across the floor at me I guarantee you there's going to be a fear reaction.>>79842651Do the /Bzzt/ threads not get much traction? They seem pretty regular if not closely spaced.
>>79832538like other anons said i think bugs fit here, so long as it's not basically a human with a couple bug parts slapped on them. where that line exactly is i'm not too sure, though
Your very own guardian angel watching over you.Always watching, even during your private time...
>>79845607/Bzzt/ does get ok amount of traction, but it's rancid with gay shit and rarely some human on some freaky bug girl.
>>79844378Me too
>>79814761>>79816344I (fucking) love (fucking) dragons
>>79848493True
>>79838241this is actually just a nice piece of art. i dont even wanna fuck them it just looks good
>>79841200y tho
>>79851459Anon is a cat and it mad you are not fuck it
>>79847787Unfortunately generals tend to be kind of...general.
how does one stick his penis through a polygonal girl
>>79853180
>>79853180You have to line it up at just the right angle.
>>79853233This is probably funny as fuck but idk 3d modeling jargon>>79853909>gmod ragdolls colliding noises
>>79854742>but idk 3d modeling jargonThe subdivision modifier adds more polygons and smooths out a 3d model.In Vibri's case you'd probably want Skin and Solidify, first.
>>79854258
>>79844378>>79848098I wish more creatures had strange mouths. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw yarnaby splitting its head open.
>>79851525cats are cute (& clean) af, I'd definitely fuck a big cat if they wouldn't kill me and it wouldn't hurt them
>>79857982you wouldn't want a barbed cat tongue sucking your cock like that
Sex with Boo's
>>79859975don't they have that orb thread
>>79859994They do, but it's full of orbs with dicks
>>79860046>Balls? With dicks?>It's more likely than you think.
>>79859975non-tangential sex!
>>79861745Cumming inside ghosts!
>>79859975Ghost blowjob
Remember to feed your plants
>>79797204i love sorush
>>79861745>>79863041If your gal is a specter, is it a good thing or a bad thing when the ghosts you?
>>79864037She's very cute
>>79847584>altitude>altitude >WOOP WOOP>carbon monoxide>pull up>*stick shake*
>>79832538There’s /bzzt/ if you’re into that
Can vending machines get pregnant
This made me wanna fuck plants
>>79866936https://e621.net/pools/27975Forgot the link like a fucking sperg
>>79865675Both Futurama and Rocket Monkeys have episodes with robotic vending machines if that's your thing. I could've sworn there was one in the Simpsons too but I can't find it.
>>79865675The better question is if they give birth to smaller vending machines or if they give birth to soda
>>79866936His comic about a robo bunny is also pretty cute
>>79867048soda is their period/egg cell, ya gotta fertilize the soda first to form babby!
>>79866958Forgot to mention, one of the Futurama eps involves bender hatefucking and impregnating one.>>79867048Was the other a question though or a statement?
what are some good places you guys use for finding pictures like this? is there even anything in particular to look for, or is this all just stuff we have saved?
I just need a small critter wife to comfort me in these troubling times...
grahh stop dying
>>79872232either on e6 or xitter/bsk's feed
>>79872232Most of the stuff I post I got from other threads here
>>79871047I love this cactus
>>79832538This fanart i got long ass time ago is still getting reposted from time to time...Glad the bug brainrot keeps spreading slowly but surely.>>79839242Ty anon, but sadly not very soon. Maybe in late February if my plans go well enaugh. Have been writing a different chapter for a side story in the remnant universe and thats been done for a while but still waiting for an art commission to be done to release it with.>>79847412In the art/story the bugs are as bug as they can get, save for their humanlike shape, with all the upsides and downsides that brings.
>>79872764I honestly love the concept of other species joining Christianity, as autistic as that is. I've been daydreaming of a story where a priest preaches to xenos about god's love for his children for a while now. (mainly inspired by ss13 chaplain lol)
>>79858343Maybe he can handle it
>>79858343nta but i'd just fuck the maw and have her use no tongue. shrimple as
>>79879081that's alotta tits
>>79865675we must fuck them
>>79820667waow...
>>79797651So only the ones that lay eggs, got it
>>79866936Must pollinate plant wife with my cum
>>79819073fuck no. we have enough femdom threads in this board as it is.
>>79879081Usually, a female has twice as many nipples as they have children in a single birthing. Does that mean if you sleep with her you'll have dozens of children?Just curious.
>>79882370That's a spicy kiss
>>79884100actually kinda fuckable in a creepy, weird way
Me again, hello everyone
>>79886269hotbut this is HMOFE, not HFOFE
>>79886291>HFOFEThat's flower is a guy, anyways yes I'm from the wrong thread but when I'm going to create the opposite version of this thread, it would die so easy and yeah that's why I'm in this general as a refugee I guess
>>79886384Can you just kill yourself so you don't shit this place up, please.
>>79886384not to agree with the other guy cus that was a little mean, but yeah please stop posting off-topic (ironic since this is the off-topic board) images. I don't wanna see HUMAN WOMEN or MALE EXOTICS in my HUMAN MALE and FEMALE EXOTICS thread
>>79872764I NEED to marry this mouse & have wild fruitful biblically sanctioned monkey sex with her (we will produce hundreds of spawn)It's not fair bros! Why can't I get a tradcath mouse gf!??? It's so over....
>>79886269>>79886384Original baker hereI'm starting to believe you're an actual woman or a troon,This is Hmofa-Tier shitposting (iykyk)Just gtfo,i know you wont listen and continue Being off-topic like the last times, HUMAN MEN on FEMALE EXOTICS Is the name...I'm lowkey mad i was so slow at baking the new thread which ended in this nigger's art Being used for The OPJust leave
>>79888466>imagendid you slop this up or something?
>>79888550>did you slop this up or something?that's just opera's clipboard filename
>>79848493dragons owe me sex
So this is the new teratophilia thread, or what is it...
>>79890838yes, and also other female creature and non-creatures like computers and stuff
>>79813304what is this from
>>79882370Need more art of exotic women being breed
>>79888127I regret using the image, I hoped they might play nice if I did
>>79894928True
>>79894928Need of robots too
>>79894928Agreed
>>79875838god same I want her to hug me and rub those hands in my face
>>79886269
>>79897408
>>79898735cute
>>79884100very creepy, but oddly cute
>>79886384Please beg for attention somewhere else
>>79901353swirly eyes does something to me man
What are you guys' thoughts on PInkmoth?https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1004825
These threads are great for finding new fetishes
I like her spinnerets
>>79902912I am not signing into newgrounds to look at that