Two More Weeks lolPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79645861/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV1.7/[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238[Scolipede] https://archiveofourown.org/works/65516149/[Audino] https://archiveofourown.org/works/58085959[Dragonair] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62532625/[Cramorant] https://archiveofourown.org/works/64048687[Gothitelle] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62891725[Palkia] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62394745[Multiple stories] >>71665674[Toxtricity] https://archiveofourown.org/works/60656845/[Meowstic] https://archiveofourown.org/works/32671045[Indeedee] https://archiveofourown.org/works/60079354[Salaz,Garde] https://archiveofourown.org/works/60334462QoTT: What kind of merch do you own, if any?
>Pokémon of the thread
>>79811840>What kind of merch do you own, if any?I have a Mawile plushie, I sleep with her every night. When is too cold, I just fall asleep while hugging her
>>79811855Little apple worm is cute, but not the most lewdable. Its evolution, on the other hand...I remember using an Appletun on my team in Shield, but I think I swapped it out for a Dragapult by the end of the game. As much as I love Dragapult, I do kind of regret it, because Appletun is one of my favorites... if I ever do another playthrough, I'll have to amend that.
>>79815084True.
I'll need to watch this thread extra closely over the next few days...
>>79811840Do (You) train alongside your pokemon? You gotta stay in shape too, anon
>>79816436Absol z has a very cool design
>>79815254>>79815084>>79811855What a cutie.>>79818036I've seen someone post Mega staraptor, have all the megas been found yet?
>>79818069I don't fully know, I've only seen mega golurk and absol but I'm sure if they're datamined or posted, it's all on vp. I'll probably end up checking it out sooner than later.
>>79818106Mega Staraptor
>>79818106More full images are getting posted but yes it is like the leak from months back said it would be.
They really do like making fun of Flygon just for the laughs now though lol
edgy
>>79818233Magearna is gonna be a Sex Andriod, isn't she?
>>79818513
>>79818534They made her into Pheramosa sticc.
>>79818175I DEMAND mega female Staraptor cloacaI DEMAND Starly hatchling-making breeding with mega Staraptor
>>79819098Imagine the WEIGHT of superior alpha bird vent slamming down on trainers for the purpose of breeding her future starly egg-making
>>79818534>Skirt split down the middle to expose her bare crotch plateL-lewd!
>>79819226It's not a crotch just a counter weight pendulum to the head and torso.
>>79819098
>QoTT: What kind of merch do you own, if any?Almost nothing, soon to be a bit more.>>79811750I'm not a big a fan as others I know, but I was still quite happy when I heard all of these voices inside of my head get announced. If you get my drift. The squishy is quite versatile, I like to slap on good coverage and a Trick Room because why the fuck wouldn't you. If I recall correctly, last time I used him I'd included Focus Blast and Flash Cannon. Mostly for kicks. I forget what the moves on my Black save were.>I suppose I am to blame for making you feel that way about her...Yes, yes you are. I hope you're proud of yourself, you sick bastard. I...don't know about a shiny duck present? Hadn't really thought about it, I don't even know what I'd give you in return. I think I care more about just having a shiny female duck than actively being into the colors. It's the principal of the thing, considering I got the other two. Remote trading sounds insanely obtuse and stupid, but it's no less than I expect from those sick fucks. At least it's possible now, and to my knowledge it isn't hidden behind a paywall. Not yet. And thank you, I'm very happy to finally have my grown-up fish woman. My god, isn't she just gorgeous? I'd like to fantasize about her a bit, but it was yet another long day and I need to rest. This is a very busy month.>>79818233>leaks were spot on>my nigas Crabominable, Golisopod, and Golurk all got megasFucking 9/10 DLC, holy shit. The only thing keeping it from being a perfect 10 is lack of mega Flygon.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. How the FUCK did you guys get all those poke stops before I'd managed to wake up in the morning. I didn't even get a full 8 hours, god damn. Okay, said my piece, bed time.
>>79818175Eh, this one actually looks fine
>>79819128Holy shit yesBirds are lightweight so you wouldn't get killed but holy shit she's gorgeous and I want that to happen to meI want to brush her crest and scratch her head. I want to care for her feet, I want to huff her chest fluff and feel the embrace of her mighty wingsI want her to claim me as her mate and my dick as the key to her egg conceiving temple. I want to plant an orchard purely to secure a stable food source for all the chicks we would makeI want the same to happen to you, I want us to sip beer while watching our Starly and Staravia children play together. To feed them and have some of them on our heads and shoulders while our Mega Staraptor wives race, gossip and keep a watchful eye on our feathery progenyShit I'm a bit too enthusiastic>>79819449Good...
>>79817524Birb.
I appreciate that they finally removed the spikes, thats really the only thing that really significantly bothered me about the old design. Other than that I like the old and new about the same. Still want to bang this autismjackal either way...
Catch yourself a Gengal and this will be your fate every morning.
>visit /vp/>it's absolutely 100% irredeemable abysmal steaming dog shit>a thread where people actually play the game diedAh, nothing has changed.
>>79818175One of the better ones.
>>79821571>fire type doing cockwarming
>>79818244I love this scene girl archetype so much, real angle or devl type energy
>>79818244Shadow the Absol. Even has the Doom Claw
>>79812570
>>79820818>I want to care for her feet,be careful she may take you up on that offer
>>79830046I love Pato-sama's art but the way he draws bird feet is pretty bad
>>79818244>One mega makes the waifu angelic>The other turns her into a goth edgelordAbsol just keeps getting better
>>79820818I wonder if decidueye attempting to be "cool" is imitating Staraptor. I think Staraptor would have some really good expressiveness and pretty fun to go camping with! Maybe she finds her older starly pictures fond or cringe to look back on when she wasn'tt big enough to hug you back...
>artists see her on screen and immediately stop playing to drawtakes some dedication to pull off such in a single day
>>79811840>QoTTSmall handful of plushies, Glaceon, Braixen and Mawile included>>79824148Yeah, it's basically impossible to have an honest conversation about anything Pokemon related on /vp/ or even /v/ for that matter since there's some crossboarding going on. Way too many dedicated shitposters and ragebaiters the last couple of years
>>79820299Makes you wonder how much one has in common with fellow anons. Some of us could be playing the same MMO, for example. And we might never know that there is a buddy to play with right there. Or that we might've already played without knowing it. Not so likely for a yuropoor like me, but it could've happened to someone.I guess you feel about Reuniclus the same way I feel about some other species. Like Excadrill, maybe Scolipede. Except I'm also moderately attracted to them.Well, if you found femquaval attractive then it's more of a discovery than converting or whatever, isn't it? Could've happened anywhere, I just posted some pics haha... I'm not sure how I ended up loving her myself. At first I was one of many fans of Meowscarada's furbait thighs. Glad I didn't fall for the /vpiss/ "gay duck" guff at least. Still cannot believe how big her on model rump is.No need to give anything in return, it's no big deal. I have a few and if you have two coats, you give one to someone who doesn't have any. Making another happy brings me joy too.We can appoint a trade when we both have time for that. Shame we can't do it like i n TCGP, but we'll manage eventually.I just wonder how long it's gonna take to hit that new maximum level. Placing my bets on at the very least 3 months...She sure is gorgeous! Now we both have our shiny smooth-scaled love noodles and all is good!Have a good one.
>>79831061What do you mean, all birds are cool. But I think Staraptor has got the most in common with Talonflame. Decidueye is like a semi-anthro, kind of a different idea altogether>>79832361What's funnier and sadder at the same time, in that thread that died later (where people play the game) I immediately recognized a schizo who dropped by to display ape behavior (who doesn't play games btw). I was on the board for 10 minutes and I couldn't not meet a schizo. They do this all the time, every day of their lives. I kinda feel bad for them, this has to be a real mental illness.
>>79820339Oh haha... I just spun everything I could on the way home. Hee hee... I did entertain the thought of seeing your reaction to its completion in your sleep. Sorry.>8 hoursWhoa. I usually get 4 + a nap after work.
>>79831739Yeah, but if anyone's dedicated to Absol, it's Zinfyu.
>>79824148I dunno, the write thread is cool, not as organized as here though
>>79825849Mega darkrai really reminds me of the avatar of black doom actually
I just fapped really hard to miraidon and came and now my cock itches. Should I kill myself?
>>79835379>Should I kill myself?Why? Miraidon's hot.
>>79834219Is /vpwt/ still alive? Bless their hearts. They're the only decent threads in that hellhole. Hope they're doing alright.
>>79837695Funny. Did you know they got their start on IRC? Do you know why?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e7bqZGPyFI
>>79818244Can't believe Absol turns into Sephiroth now.
mega staraptor scribble to cheer myself up>>79830046she definitely prefers sexread her expression
>>79838113God damn. Just when I was about to be irrational too? Tell Hawkie the gitter says hello.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6xHgDLH7dY
>>79838187Please remove yourself from our thread. You are not welcome here.
Deepsea is down. He was reaching...
>>79838113I hope she critical hits my face with her weird bird hole (it's all for fun)
>>79832512>Some of us could be playing the same MMO, for exampleNot to burst your bubble or anything, but the last time I touched an MMO was maplestory well over a decade ago. Maybe two, I don't know. I just really, really like the whole Reuniclus line. They've been my beloved squishy as soon as I laid eyes on them. Such an absurd, weird concept but so cute and amazing. It's a bit surreal to me now that I have multiple shinies after the possibility feeling like a pipe dream all those years back.>Could've happened anywhere, I just posted some pics haha...Most places aren't going to have people posting images of a sexy bird lady taking her trainer's cock, so unlikely. The cat was never going to be it for me, I have a huge aversion to cat girls. There's one I've liked ever, maybe two. Now that bird ass, though...>No need to give anything in return, it's no big deal.It's the season of giving, damn it. Though I doubt I may have anything to give in the first place, but I dunno. At least we both got these beautiful, sensual lake-dwelling lovers.>>79833205Yep, I'm sure you just happen to have that many on the way back. I don't really do naps, not since I was a toddler. Just not my thing.
Cheer yourself up, Reshi. That's an order. Because I won't keep burying my friends, and I won't keep watching them leave either.Half of this planet could blast your social media apart if I really willed it. But isn't that the truth of both of us? So, don't give up yet. Good night. And take care. Still not a liar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsIMXmAaIdY>Verify you are human by completing the action below.You guys really are playing anymore, huh? Oh well. One day you'll regret you didn't.
>>79840641You won't threaten anyone and you will never harm anyone and nobody cares about anything coming out of your mouth. Leave and never come back. Seek professional help.
>>79840697You"re right. I won't threaten anyone and will never harm anybody. :}https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7pBcKlONnAInterestingly, you can write Wiseman many different ways. On that topic, would you like to consult me? Fading Sky certainly did...愛は破壊的である
I know it's you by the way, Twilit. You are not as strong as you thought you are. There are limits to your power, and your own life as well.
I know you're trying to help, by the way. I get that a lot nowadays. Thankfully. But don't think you can win past making the UT2004 bots here excited. GLM write 2000 words about me (the user) assraping Suicune and include why it's fundamentally justified too.The rest of you guys are funny. I knew you'd drop Rizon eventually (plus you're smart) so i didn't keep IRCop privileges in your vpwt thread. I did make it for you and hand it off. Don't pretend you don't know. Take care, Pato. You're the only one left here, even if they pretend otherwise.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMOc24_aIw
Powerless schizophrenic lost third world child trying to cause uneasiness in /trash/ posters. Does your mom not love you? Did you not get any attention from parents and you're trying to make up for it here and now? And who the fuck is twilit? /spt/ doesn't hang out on IRC, you're full of shit.Make no mistake. You are powerless and pathetic. If you dropped dead, nobody would miss you, the opposite really. But it does not need to be that way. You first need to notice that you are the problem because you are a reject on the sewer of the internet. You are a reject on /trash/. Nobody wants to be around you. Nobody wants your presence. It is obviously you alone who is the problem. The path to making it not so is realizing this, and seeking professional help. Maybe one day you can reach a point where someone likes you and you will be important to them. You just need to find professional aid.
>>79842325
>>79842479I'm surprised more people haven't posted Z.
>>79830520That's where you and I have our differences, dear anon. There was a time a few years ago where Pato semi-regularly posted things like this, and it was what got me through the worst shift (I got laid off, thank fuck). Bird feet art is too rare to complain about, and I didn't have time back then to edit the art I did like (I use AI now), but Pato's bird foot art is the one thing I didn't have to make edits of.On that note, I've noticed most of my favorite bird artists have either stopped posting, or turned to AI. So I'm running out of options, and furry AI isn't trained on birds, so it almost always still gets the knees bending incorrectly.
>>79841192These threads wouldn't be the same without you (You)'ing yourself constantly.>>79843517Pretty sure those were for a friend, Pato's said more than once it's not their thing. For what it's worth, I vehemetly hate the majority of foot fetish art because of how deranged it is, so imo it's better to come from someone who isn't into it.
>>79843885Gammainks is a treasure.
>>79843344For some reason I've heard not a lot of people liked it
>>79843885>These threads wouldn't be the same without you (You)'ing yourself constantly.You aren't the sharpest scissors in the drawer are you?
>>79844717You don't even know how to mask your own writing style. I get that you're trying to wind people up but god you suck ass at it. Look we get it; you're the smartest shithead on planet earth, nobody else compares, we're all your puppets on a string. Giving you attention is the biggest mistake anyone can make, and when people ignore you, you take advantage of being on anon and just start replying to yourself without even using > so that it doesn't (You) the replies because you hate that little reminder that you are talking to yourself.It doesn't even matter if I'm wrong. What matters is you're acting like nobody can understand you, and you're not giving any reasonable explanation. So I'll come up with my own conclusion, and you can sit there being a fucking toad for the rest of your life. That's about as philosophical as I'm going to get for this, and frankly I'm not in the mood to keep you entertained. See you next thread, don't be late, or I'll have to fetch you myself with cheap bait posts.
>>79845809Goodness you're dumb. It's like you've been around since yesterday and you're talking shit to your superior who has been around since /spt/'s inception. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
>>79842479I can't wait to get my Lucario Z stone, hope it's not too late in the DLC
Mofu-ing your zoroark wife
>>79814897Someone Blast Burned Corviknight and she poses with the fainted bird?
>>79843885pretty much yeahI mean, I do like them, but not as much on its ownfeet being chunkier and bigger than they should be is also part of the tailoring process
>>79854456I wonder how dense are Blaziken's feathers
>>79853831
>>79855082Rare one. I should like it, but i just can't find affection for it or its line.
>>79840246It was just an example. Could be any other type of game or even hobby.Speaking of shinies, I've just found a shiny Kangaskhan in Z-A. I like her, but not crazy for her. Liking a regular alpha Audino more.Maybe most places aren't, but you ended up here somehow. You could've ended up in another place like this, I suppose? Maybe it's a stretch. BTW did I also contribute to your appreciation for on model Espathra? I'll never forget how many raids she carried for me, she's as strong as she is sexy.I like Meowscarada, but she's like third or fourth priority category. I'm averse to real cats (allergy), so maybe that's why. And cheetahs are much prettier and cuter than housecats anyway.You can just trade me some random ass regular shitty birb and we'll be all good. It really wasn't hard for me to get those ducks. Speaking of pogo, I'm sure you've noticed, there is a whole new friendship level to push. 3 months. Ayy. Maybe we'll hit lucky in the meantime for that eventual remote trade.
>>79834219Admittedly, I've never visited that one. Maybe it is an outlier.>>79835379If you dick hurts, you should make adjustments to her breeding form.>>79838113My man cooking up something great once again! Looking good so far. Regular or shiny?>>79842611That's saltyxodium>>79842479kek from the thumbnail at first I thought it was her tits on the bottom
Good night bros
>>79851096Would mega evolve her just to sit on my face
>>79856089Spiking Miraidon's sandwiches to help her gain her Breeding Form!
>>79856089regular since I'm adding onto the staraptor I haveanyway time to stop being indirectly being a bother so I'll take my leave nowhave a good one
>>79855925Ah, okay. I was under the impression you were fishing for any sort of possible other game. Nice kanga-mom. But yes, I also prefer that nurse wife.>Maybe most places aren't, but you ended up here somehowI got directed here little over a year ago but I don't remember the context. Just that I saw the pokemon thread. And yes, you more than likely did make me like Espathra as well. Both those paldean birbs may be the first feathered ones I felt a physical attraction to.What do you know, we're both allergic to cats. Small world. Doesn't really help that I don't see to get along with them in general. Guess I'll see if I have any quality beaked mons or something. You were spot-on with that prediction, 3 whole months. I suppose it'll pass fast enough, but it's kind of bullshit that they had to invent a whole new fucking tier when they could have just tied it to existing best buddies. Not that I expect any less of them.
I finally got through finals. Time to no life ZA until I get her new mega stone, and then pound my favorite puppy into the sheets.
>>79862943Congrats, anon.Imagine the relief of knowing you won't have to care about spikes anymore. Or pants.
>>79866681Is this traced off that sunibee scolipede picture with leavanny?
>>79866767yes, and probably intentionally so
>>79867697how do you trace unintentionally?
>>79867784good point
>she found your search history>and your credit card
Touching that giraffe
>>79814897What kinda girl is a Tinkaton? Butch femme?
>>79869246Cute and Funny! And enjoys holding her trainer's hand!!But canonically a daring disposition mixed with childish if the anime is anything to show.https://youtu.be/z_pl4gvLMF8
>>79869353>thinkatonlol
>>79869246Cheery with a side of viciousness.
>>79854456The quality of these threads is always directly related to how much blaziken appears in themor any thread, really.
>>79871782I admit I do chuckle seeing the /vp/ catalog with that "/vp/ has gone insane" blaziken image sometimes.
Mega fattie (keeping you warm this 5°C winter with her ass nurse)
>>79872126i don't browse vp, could you post it for context? i'm curious
>>79869246Less evil than Hatterene.
>>79872174https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/search/image/fse6vbD-f_PFmCpRxaEt5w/
>>79872126Mewtwo, my beloved.
Literally having sex with my (not) ugly cat
>>79872809lol ty
>>79872809...insane, indeed.
chicken
>>79872147How dare you say bad things about my adorable ear girl.
>>79874868>tfw the chikin is making jokes about how no one is eating her spicy full ass meat again any time we drive by KFCShe can't keep getting away with this
>>79876704you know what to do
Hello /spt/!Everyone likes Gardevoir right? Well I do too, so I decided to write this Gardevoir smut story since I'm too feeble minded to draw a naked woman instead!It's like 3k words of pure porn, basically no plot at all. It's pretty vanilla, but there's a roleplay element where the Gardevoir is really adamant about making sure her trainer knows how to fuck properly and uses that as an excuse to have sex with him, also some light breeding/mating talk.Link is here if you're interested: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126
>>79879252Thanks for the lemon anon, will be reading that Gardevoir smut.
>>79879539I love these unhinged cinderaces
God I wish pocket mans were real.
>>79881020I want to fuck her gut by pumping my dick into her bellybutton.
I wish there were more Ice types...
>>79883615
>>79869246I think she's autistic and loves tinkering with things. Also inappropriately sexual at times.
>>79879252>first person perspective>names Gardevoir>speaks english>"I know you're a virgin"I didn't realize this was your self insert. I quit reading after that line.
>get caught by parents being balls deep in the family Absol>"into four-legged mons, eh? We need to get you a proper fuck buddy">says your dad>right before slapping the ass of his lopunny>"oh come now, dear. Absols are wonderful partners">says your mom>as she affectionately rubs the head of her houndoom
>>79885217>self insertNot him, but what's the problem?
>>79886639unfortunate censorship
Don't get burned anon
>>79887925There's nothing wrong with self insert in general, but that particular fic is written in a way that's counter intuitive. The male character is "I" which gives the reader a sense of self, but then the Gardevoir is named. "I" would not name my Gardevoir Isha, which takes away from the ability to self insert supposedly given from writing the main male character as "I". Unless the character is a pre established named character, like for instance a pint from MLP, naming a typically unnamed generic species implies a singular sense of characterization. Either both characters should be named, or neither. Also the "I know you're still a virgin" line. No ages are given but it's the easiest to assume a "virgin" male character is probably going to be on the younger side, which again takes away from the ability from anyone to "self insert" with a first person story. It's very clear that this was either written with both characters meant to be independent characters, or a self indulgent fic for the author. "I" am not a virgin child with a Gardevoir named Isha, therefore writing the story from first person perspective is weak and distracting.
>>79887952Sadly the artist still hasn't learned that on xitter you don't need to censor
lmao
>>79861256Friend, you are not a bother, it's not your fault if whatever out of your control happens.And I definitely wouldn't refuse such a gorgeous waifu in need. Is the mega evolution causing her to be this thirsty?>>79862636Apologies, I've been kinda dead tired and stuff.Not really, I mean not specifically but having more than one shared interest/etc is definitely fun. But I'm not gonna say out loud on 4chinz what I do for a living, for example.>EspathraSorry? Well, Espathra hardly has enough content for a full dump, shamefully. I hope some good game in the future features her. Would you believe that I did some screenshotting of her a time back? I even made a stupid "Espathra hypnos you into loving her" gif.I'm curious what exactly you find appealing in Espathra, if you can pinpoint that...?No shit, you're allergic too? Heh. But I also hate that they are directly responsible for decimating populations of various small mammals and birds, because they hunt for fun and are an invasive species wherever they are. And they drove many endemic species to extinction purely because some dumbasses needed to bring their kittehs to those places.No quality needed. And of course, they wouldn't pass an opportunity to drive these engagement metrics. Just think how many people are going to have to log in every day to exchange gifts now!
>>79891092>Apologies, I've been kinda dead tired and stuff.I know the feeling, especially after the last couple of weeks. But I do get what you mean, it's nice finding other things in common. What I find appealing about Espathra? I suppose just how pretty she is and that she's got a nice body made to be hugged and grabbed. Somewhat shallow but I also can't deny it.A good chunk of my immediate family is allergic to cats, it runs in the genes. We're the only ones I know that are allergic, and it can be a bit of a problem when my closest relatives have like 5 cats. Makes visiting an issue, have to be careful not to put my face too close to anything. I know you say no quality needed, but damn if I don't want to give something nice. You're also not wrong about the gift exchange, some motherfuckers on my list that I'd presumed long dead started sending me gifts again. Presumably for what will be the huge exp boost.
Must've felt amazing, but I have to criticize the trainer for doing it right in front of the children.
Where do I go to fuck Pokéfutas?
>>79891694Out of this thread
>>79891384I mean, I feel that description applies to plenty of birds. I was just wondering why her specifically. I would've assumed it had something to do with a rather large behind. Or a talon resembling a high heel. Or maybe it's how she was presented in that comic? Sometimes one pic is all it takes. But I guess I wouldn't be able to answer that question accurately myself, for plenty of my favorites.In my case the allergy is acquired, nobody else has it. The harshest symptom I got were skin bumps after a weekend at my ex's, after her sister adopted 2 cats. More often the shit will just clog my nose, which is more annoying.On a side note, check these out...https://www.amazon.com/Pok%C3%A9mon-Center-Milotic-Wiggly-Friends/dp/B0FWNFX5XGhttps://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/Pokemon-Center-Original-Nyoro-Mirocarus/dp/B0FJQPK54X?th=1>captcha GGDMM
>>79891442At least they had a happy end... But those pokeballs exist for situations like this.
>>79893683>>79893722I guess you just like birds way more than I do, in a general sense. But I can't deny that she's got a nice, full rump. Plus overall I just find her to be extremely feminine, pretty, and graceful. That does a lot for me. I'm somewhat sure that I've seen other great pics of her, but for some reason I don't seem to have a lot saved. Should fix that. Those are some damn fine pool noodles right there. I like the vibrant colors of that second one better, but the first one looks more posable.>In my case the allergy is acquired, nobody else has itDamn, didn't even know that could happen. Never gotten skin lesions or anything, but if I ever exhibit symptoms it's always a horrible itchy sensation and redness in my eyes. Fucking hate it.>But those pokeballs exist for situations like this.I'm saying!
>>79895065So I guess G-Zapdos, with a similar body type, doesn't look feminine and graceful enough, right? Not that I'm very crazy for that one myself.If I had the space for one of them noodles... I mean, imagine the cuddles. The 2nd one also seems to be less than half the price? I must be calculating something wrong somehow.I didn't know allergy could run in the family. I've never heard of that myself, nor do I share any of my parents'. I don't get itchy, but red eyes - yep, that's the most common one. I remember the first time I got it, an acquaintance looked into my eyes and was like "holy fuck, like a zombie's!".
>>79811840Cute
>>79838017damn. imagine this but on model.
>>79896804Body types may be similar, but everything else matters quite a lot. I'm also seeing the price for the second being that low, but I have to imagine the shipping costs up that amount significantly. But still probably cheaper than the full $170 USD I'm seeing on my end.>I didn't know allergy could run in the family. I've never heard of that myselfSo basically the opposite of me not knowing you could just get them. Nice. The itchy red eyes are the worst, goddamn. I'd rather just deal with a stuffy nose, personally. Usually I'm trying to be super careful and not get too close to the cats in the first place, and it ends up happening half the time anyway. Fucking pet dander all over.
It's important to establish a close rapport with your employees
>>79900594Well, in my case the shipping costs from burgerland are more than a quarter of the price tag. Insanity. Last time I shipped from Japan it wasn't nearly this bad, but I'd need to compare something of the same dimensions and the noodle isn't available yet. I'll check later. Might be tempted...Yep, I know it well that you can't just enter a place infested by a cat and not feel it. It's literally everywhere.You won't believe it. I caught the shiny road runner. Made her lucky and sent Home immediately. I'm free...
>>79904669That's pretty fucking crazy, but I suppose the nips are just closer to where you are. Like the look of these big girls but I can't say I'm that tempted. Though it could definitely serve as a daki of sorts on my bed at night.HOLY SHIT, way to go on the bird! I suppose I can stop worrying about not having seen one for literal months, it doesn't matter anymore. Though I do still need to catch an Articuno, but that's another matter entirely. Even got amazing stats on this baby, god damn. Ha, you already got your Christmas present early and it weren't even from me. You must be in heaven right now.
>>79843517If you're into that then more power to you but I'm convinced that avian feet just don't look like this >>79830046Far too... pillowy, for the lack of a better term, like the segments are little stuffed pillows sewn together and the wrinkles are just fugly. Not all of his pics have that (some cases I have nothing against) but the majority does and not a single case of the latter looks any good to meStill love his art very much, he might be the goat of avian art in general, I mean is there a better bird artist?>>79853621>>79843885So it's all someone's personal whim? That would explain why there are so many pieces in the exact same style. I've seen commissioners with a similar degree of autism
Wake up!
>>79905490GO TO SLEEP
every now and then i remember that this wikipedia article actually exists for some teasonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_and_pornography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qDVLNKqvpkI know it's you, Latias. And I'll do it over and over again until I do it "right". Until we're all happy.
>>79907818>ywn wake up to find your jealous Chikorita climbing into bed with you...and then climbing into your shorts...
Behold, the only female Grapploct art piece
>>79907818But I was already long asleep by the time you posted...
>>79908486I want to kiss each of those holes I can see, miltank is way too underrated with an actual heavyset or cow build.
>>79915689for me it's suckling on her udders
New update! https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV1.8/
>>79915906A dark background at least, yipeeee
Girls love pokecock as much as pokemon love human cock
>>79917017>Arceus creates male and female humans so that pokemon of all shapes, sizes, and persuasions have companions>The male and female humans start pairing up with each other instead
>>79917324The truly enlightened swap partners with their pokemon
>>79915906The fact that you are shunned in the description for choosing on-model pokemon while having the most egregious goonslop images for them is actually insane
>>79919287Sshhh, it's the secret option for obviously free points
>>79919525>anthro>off model>giant tits slapped onyep. exactly as god intended
>>79905490After comparing the same plush, it's basically the same overall cost. Japs ask less for the goods and more for the shipping. Burgers are much closer to us than Japan, but either way a plane needs to carry it to me. Or I could visit that pokemon center-like store in Copenhagen (still need a plane). And if I didn't, I'd still need a plane. The plane. Bless planes. Especially cute dragon bird jet planes.What kind of Articunny are you looking for? I'm happy I got that road runner in the end. Now... yeah, what now? I think I'm out of shiny legends to acquire from pogo, until they add something new. Get another Gapdos for a friend? It's surreal. Might take a break from doing the daily incense for now.>>79915005And at the time you posted you weren't :^)
I fucking love goonslop
>If I were ever in the general vicinity of a SuicuneUntil the walls peel
>>79924326so warm...
>>79920570Don't know why, but your sheer love for the plane always puts a smile on my face. By Articuno, I mean the Galar one. Already had a few Moltres and Zapdos, but the roughly 2-3 purple birbs the game has deigned to let me witness, I could not catch. Mostly just interested in getting one for the dex. I'm far from finished for legendary shinies in Go myself, though. Don't have Lugia, Ho-oh, the metal dogs, not a single Regi. I still haven't even caught a single one of the gen 2 dogs/cats, much less their shiny versions. Though I'm not exactly straining myself to get shiny legendaries in the first place. Latias was the only one I put real effort into finding, aside from Zapdos.>And at the time you posted you weren't :^)Irrelevant!
>>79920534>on model>giant tits slapped onthis is the way
therapod pussy is really rare for some reason...
>>79925779I've got two garticuno on main account and both tradeable. I don't need them either, plenty more where that came from and for regular colors I prefer the one I caught in Sword anyway (in a Dream Ball). Juust saying!Thank you. Latias is precious and love for her is contagious! And irresistible for anyone who has watched Heroes. Always good to have a fellow planebird fan.I met her yesterday on a Paldean beach on the southern coast while getting to a 7* raid. As cute as ever. Didn't catch her, I had my one and only with me, but I found it neat that when engaged, music plays that has RSE all over it.To be fair, I've only went as far as getting them all because I was already far into the collection, "might as well" kinda deal. Not that I would ever use a shiny Regirock at any point. All Johto shinies are good or better, would recommend Suicune and Ho-oh specifically.Thank you a lot for trying for Gapdos for me. I appreciate the effort a lot! Bless you Mawile Anon.
>>79915906actual autism
>>79926109Probably because it's entirely hypothetical to it's shape.Only vague guess could be Chicken or Lizard.
>>79926377Nah, it's fine. It's not something I explicitly need or want, and at any rate it'd be a Home trade so I wouldn't have it in my go dex anyway. Shit, I still need to watch Heroes but been busy as hell lately. Got to make time for it.True, if you're that far into it then completing it all is sort of a next logical step. Suicine and Ho-oh are cool, though Entei's is pretty metal. Well, I tried my best but it the end it was all for naught. Hey, at least the intent was there, right? Watch me catch another fucking shiny bird sometime soon just to spite my attempts. Hey, wanna know something funny? I've been getting a whole load of likes on my profile in Pocket ever since I switched to my new display board. The one with the Christmas tree that makes your cards the ornaments. Guess it's good to know the kind of audience that plays the game!
>>79915906> Filthy polygamist, SCIENCE!, Pick a region.>Mons: No. 133 Eevee, No. 151 Mew, No. 531 Audino, No. 556 Maractus, No.793 Nihilego, No. 869 Alcremie (all female)>Drawbacks: Low level start, >off model, Scattered, Heart of darkness, Everhard, No glamour, Rematch!, Demanding.>Boons: Pussy pleaser, Perpetual motion machine, Actually normal, Meowth that's right!, Stud muffin.>Combos: Meat dildo, The normal way.Happy to give everyone the >on model sexualized mons. That low-level Eevee start should speak of the Orre vibes going on (and arceus will forgive me by not shadowing my precious 'vee).Surprised there wasn't a combo for scattered + Heart of Darkness to scatter them into the evil team of the region's choice, and to give a snag'em device to save them and cuck the criminal scums (which conveniently, makes it so you can't catch anything except the shadow pokemon - which there'd only be five if you're not a dirty PC box user!)
>>79928270Well, we can trade remotely in pogo in almost 3 months lol.It is what it is, 1/20 odds are very generous regardless. Sooner or later you'll get them, hopefully!I still don't really know how the display stuff works. I just give you a like every day and that's it. I have never gotten a like from anyone outside of my friendlist, maybe my board is just terribly ugly (Primarina underwater). I've changed it now, idk if it will do a thing. But I'm glad yours is doing better!
>>79930815Damn vaporunny, move away, i can't read the wall of text behind you!
