>Clussy EditionClosed Boorus:https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allhttps://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list(Could always use some more tagging!)All boorus were automatically closed due to spambot shenanigans, so if someone could contact the owner of the previously open one to fix it that'd be great.That said, those already with an account can still add images provided they're not more than 5k pixels.Basic Captioner Resources:https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL (embed)Newest Version of Capper (Free Caption Making Software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper/releases/tag/stablePrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78913297/Comfy:https://mega.nz/folder/aklSxazZ#RSfWZjXrUNfPLCTP5YRAfgTwocap:https://mega.nz/folder/suQzQaYC#9kK-vUNUMJJRIymed8Tg-QMouchi:https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcwAmarettoScotch:https://mega.nz/folder/5IcVkSIZ#Tr8yy-m_6e6NqvgXkW7RBQMilkMan:https://mega.nz/folder/M5AGWDKT#hovvseNwO5h3dz6UNN2cUAYojimbo:https://mega.nz/folder/lLBH0arR#SazOugcQLuIPYWO5sx8xvQHoss:https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHgBaseddoggo:https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-gKarmo:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rVHgESLo0Bct8CSa9gfdR0TGtLRZVy6D
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>>79855065Lots of FirstsArte is having a lot of firsts. Her irst full nelson, her first time squirting, her first accidental creampie, her first time realizing she has an impregnation fetish and a month from now, her first positive pregnancy test.
>>79855054It’s an unexpected turn of events, what was originally a friendly and light get together between two Pokémon trainers has been shifted suddenly into a chilling act of villainy from the minds of team rocket. Your lioness girlfriend was unfortunate enough to be the prime target of a bizarre pokeball, coating the woman in a transformative substance that saw her converted from significant other to a unflinching fanatic drone! Erased and replaced, the heavyset (and extremely hypersexual) Cinderace drone has laid her eyes on you. Unaware that you loved what she washed away. However, love still blooms from this sharp tongued bunny. Getting to work on subjugating you with her latex body. Synthetic enslaver listening with glee to your appeals for reason. She has one demand of you, to make as much noise as you can. To distract her atleast partially from the throbbing bulge below, one she will never relieve. Instead resorting to milking you relentlessly. But not before making you get a face full of the bulge. The madness of her permanent edging ensures she breaks you down quickly. From a fledgling trainer into a mindbroken organic toy. Unable to pull out as you dump load after load into the thirsty asshole of your permagrimming drone owner
>>79855054Group of high-class futa housewives get together every weekend for a three day long orgy
Welcome back thread!In the downtime since the last thread, I finished four new captions!>>79855081The first is based on Yu-Gi-Oh!Some explanation would probably be useful unless you're very familiar with modern Yugioh (the past ~6-7 years):・Dragonmaids are a very popular OCG archetype inspired by Kobayashi's Maid Dragon. It is a series of cards about powerful dragonesses who work as devoted humanoid maids in a mansion.・Stardust Trail is a recent card that supports the decks Yusei uses. It depicts a beautiful humanoid dragoness.・A fairly common fan theory is that the Duel Monster Spirit of Stardust Trail was formed from the soul of Yusei's love interest Aki (Akiza in the dub).This caption is baed on the idea of Stardust Trail becoming a Dragonmaid who serves a Master from Earth. I wrote it so the Master could be either Yusei or (You)sei, depending on your preferences.I've been playing Yugioh for decades at this point, but I only got into collecting only more recently, and Stardust Trail was one of the cards that convinced me to do it and one of the first I bought. She's so pretty.Art of her is rather rare, so as soon as I saw this gorgeous illustration I knew I had to caption it!
>>79855081The second new caption is based on an illustration by Asanagi.It begins as a translation of the original image, but it's also kind of an untranslation because I added more Japanese to it for comedic/storytelling effect.>Your Japanese underclassman has something she wants to show you!Here's a back-of-the-napkin English version of the Japanese text (in order):>Alright! Mission complete! I got Senpai's phone number!>No, wait, wait, that's the one I'm supposed to save until after he asks me out..>Dang it! My true intentions slipped out! Did he catch it? Did he catch it!? Aaaugh let me just try something>Yes! Yes! I fooled him somehow!Also, it might be interesting to know that she talks with a bit of Japanese "rich girl" voice. It kinda falls apart when she panics, which is definitely a very intentional artistic detail rather than an obvious indicator of my very mediocre Japanese writing skills. よし!よし!なんとか騙したでそうろう!
>>79855081The third is another Final Fantasy Viera caption. This is the "dark chapter" of the series, in the "sweet like dark chocolate" sense.>From the way your newlywed dotes upon you, none would assume that your bride was once feared by townsfolk and travelers across all of Jylland. She was known as The Black Witch of the Forest of Death, an evil sorceress who for centuries stole the life force from all who dared enter her woods.>You were an adventurer who took a quest to bring her reign of terror to an end. The only of your clan to make it past the monsters of the forest to her doorstep, through sheer force of will you overcame her powerful charms and brought her low.>Yet once you had her beneath your blade, she looked scared, afraid... alone. You could not bring yourself to kill her. Never having been shown such kindness in all her years, for the first time she found herself smitten with a man, with you.>It's taken a lot of work for her to give up her old ways, but she does her best for your sake, and at times she seems almost heroic! On her bad days... well, that's what she has you for. So when you're attacked by bandits on your honeymoon, and you try to talk them down, it isn't for your sake, it's for theirs...Add it up and this is now my sixth Viera caption. With each I write, the next becomes a little trickier to make, if for no other reason than because there are less images and ideas I haven't used yet left. While a Viera-obsessive Ultimaniac such as myself would be happy to read one thousand stories of Viera beauties telling you they love you in mildly different contexts, I, assuming that you all would appreciate some meaningful variety in your bunnygirl diet, strive to mix things up with each caption.Since all of my previous Viera girls have been heroic and sweet, I wanted to challenge myself to write a story about a Viera villainess. I also tried including a poem in the story because apparently I think I'm Tolkien.
>>79855081Fourth and final (for tonight) is this Metroid caption.>Samus makes a terrifying discovery when Adam shows her security footage of a new SA-X form.Warning: This cap has spoilers for Metroid Fusion! Like, seriously just play Fusion if you haven't already, it's like four hours long and it's awesome. Come back and read this later, I'll wait.I am personally quite particular when it comes to characters I like being written "in character". I'm especially judgemental when it comes to my own work. And I'm a big fan of Samus, so my Samus captions receive a lot a rewrites to make sure she feels Samus-y enough.As such, funny comedy caps like this feel like a relaxing break for me. The whole point is to be silly, so if Samus is written a little off-kilter it arguably makes the caption even better.And, phew! That's the lot of them!I've done a bunch of work on new scripts while the thread's been down too, and I'm hoping to slam some typesetting into them over this weekend, so stay tuned!Let me know which of these was your favorite, and be sure to share any requests you've been cooking up!
Oh, I almost forgot. I also made a new version of my latest Tenjouin Asuka cap.I changed two words and made a hyphen thicker. So, yeah, very minor changes.Update your old copy if you're as picky as I am, or keep it to prove that you're a REAL FAN who liked me BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
>>79855065Your busty vixen wife Patty happily lets you indulge in your foot fetish while you two are spending time at a nudist resort. I'd like the cap to be similar to something like this: https://files.catbox.moe/zoaq1r.png
Holy shit, it's been a minute since I've seen this thread around.I hope you've all been doing well.
>>79861036I'm fine, what about you?
>>79861755I've been battling a bunch of medical shit. How I manage to get either of the things that cropped up while being a genuine NEET is a mystery.Glad you've been well!
Every day I hope to see one of these threads
someone casually referenced "the different discord servers" last thread, then refused to elaborate:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79255869/#79302425>what is the overlap from people within the different discord servers btwcan someone else tell me how to find them
>>79856638God I love seeing girls support girls, especially with romancing human guys (me specifically)...As always, I appreciate getting any and all insight into the state of YuGiOh today, having only explored the series via the manga and the Abridged Series. It having cards that follow the trends of popular anime is not UNsurprising, but also not what I expected.Oh, and excellent writing. The awkward, flustered tones, and promise of a good, productive Girl Talk session between the dragonmaids. Cute stuff!>>79856728Overeager students flirting with their senpais, always lovely to see, especially with the humor-horny angle to it.I can feel the denseness of a hentai protagonist flowing through me with the most unsubtle subtle hints of ger attraction just flying past the PoV character...>>79861036Same! I was too lazy to make a thread myself, but the wait was quite long...But, at least the previous thread managed to get to bump limit!
>>79856638>Some explanation would probably be useful unless you're very familiar with modern Yugioh (the past ~6-7 years):>(the past ~6-7 years)
>>79856638PLAP PLAP PLAP!
Anyone working on christmas caps?>>79857140>>79856939>>79856728>>79856638Fantastic stuff! glad to see it
Don't you just wanna be Mommy's good boy all over again?
>>79863885On the old non-furry /cap/ thread there were links to some megas and discords that are not in this OP. You can find them in the archives. I'll spoonfeed you just this once.>Discord ServersThe Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin Swarm: https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS>Boorushttp://captions.booru.org/http://joi.booru.org/>Directory for caption tutorialshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>MEGADoggo: https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-gErelzen: https://mega.nz/folder/kd8FnbAR#csYhhRmcL0Ec59n9MqDwmgFireheart: https://mega.nz/folder/05dDmYzb#spJLu_yx2W95I_XtPbb8JgHoss: https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHgMajiikappu: https://mega.nz/folder/7o4xDb6Q#ZQVIaCiu1ms9KK44ltDPrgMouchi: https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcwSwirlin: https://mega.nz/folder/gf0yURKJ#dlR_h8RLuwmLbbjRc0fULgYfi: catbox.moe/c/udsofs
>>79867274i do appreciate the links, but i don't know why you have to call it "spoonfeeding"? i only asked a question. you didn't even tell me which board "/cap/" was on, but i just randomly tried /trash/ and found it there. thanks i guess, but i will not apologize for asking a question. weird
>>79855081>>79865245I did mine already. I’ve got time to squeeze in more before Xmas but holiday captions always take too much of my strength to compose.>>79856728peroperopero
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>>79865245>Anyone working on christmas caps?Nothing at present (haha, I'm so witty)I might have enough time in my schedule between wrapping presents to make one if inspiration strikes though.
>>79855054Tradwife anthro welcomes her husband from work but secretly put aphrodisiac in his drink along with reveal that she want his cock
>>79861036Any chance of a sequel for this? Maybe poppy or another yordle? There's a lot of art of poppy working out.
>>79872221+1
>>79855081Hey all! Karmo here, we all know sweaty yuri girls armpits are the sweetest nectar. But which flavor is best? I guess we'll have to do a taste test>>79854962Dropping by to also request that you use this link for my captions from now on, I stopped updating my google drive archive and use proton instead. Google randomly flags and deletes some captions.YWEXHYKW20#jvUrGMGNCSK5
>>79855081Lewd encounter on a nudist beach [dom / sub] [take your pick] [male reader] [teasing]Art by johnJohnJohnny_
>>79855081Your nerdy childhood friend found out your little secret~ [futadom] [teasing] [art: ickleseed]
>>79855081This femboy escort swept you off your feet and ruined you~ [femboydom] [male reader taker POV] [straight to gay] [rimming] [mention of chastity at the end]
>>79855081Shouldn't have let her drag you away through that door~ (kidnapping) (forced prostitution) (oral) (facial)
>>79873716Fucking link didn't paste properly or somethinghttps://drive.proton.me/urls/YWEXHYKW20#jvUrGMGNCSK5
Going up
>>79855054Horny lucario in heat chasing her master during no nut November while begging for his cock
GHOST SEX
>>79877612Sometimes my hand gets possessed and starts jerking me off
>>79877820The Evil Dead 2 would have bee a lot different if she possessed Ash's hand instead of a deadite.
>>79855054Shino takes Ankha and Cherry out for a night they won't ever forget. After 10 PM, the local theater plays the best porn films ever filmed. Part of the enjoyment is seeing what the other people in the theater do rather than what's happening on the screen.
Whew, that is enough typesetting for tonight.At this rate, with how much I've been starting at this caption it wouldn't surprise me if I end up dreaming about it.
>>79878764What did you typeset?
>>79877820WOW HOW WEIRD HAHA
Is the board getting spammed? Threads are dropping fast.
>>79872332I mean, I could definitely see myself doing another one. I was gonna do a Vex cap at some point in the future, though not per se a gym cap.What did you have in mind?
Do not die
Hey, c'mon, hang in.
>>79856939Your fanatical loyalty to Viera is truly inspiring, and I have a mighty need for a bunny wife.Also, love a villain redemption that doesn't just make them a goody two shoes instantly - love isn't stored in just the looks, it's in the personality and the slow progression away from destructive hate.All that to say, cute cap, I giggled when reading.>>79857140It's been a literal decade-and-a-half since I played Fusion but it really is so damn good. I forget some of the plot, but a GBA game had no right going that hard - which is why it's so cool that it did!Also badass space merc Samus having a moment of vanity, love to see it. >>79857353I'm a REAL FAN that appreciates your work enough to save the proper version so I can have THE BEST QUALITY, how about THAT?>>79867341NTA but it is spoonfeeding, for Anon could have just said "they're linked in the old furry cap threads" and left (You) to figure out how to find those.It would have been just a simple search through desuarchive... but spoonfeeding nonetheless.>>79872221+1 for Cerveza Cristal (and needy housewife)
>>79880230Spreading holiday cheer cap maybe?
>>79884637Hm...I might have a thought for that. gimme a while- I'll try to get on something before the holiday.
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>>79855054You've spent enough time surviving with your vort friend so now you look for new ways to pass the Time
>>79886007Douse yourself in oil and play with matches
>>79886067Oil up
>>79855054Cousin Mel has been released out of prison on probation for her crime if almost ruining Christmas, into the hands of the only family that would take her in along with her old friend as a witness to her parol. Wanting to not have to get down and dirty do manual labor, she offers a different kind of community service to you. After all, you were never that close and she did convince her friend to help smooth things over and make things easier on her. But these two underestimate the energy of youth. Part 2/alt arthttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1864630&tags=cousin_mel+2girls+
>>79882988>NTA but it is spoonfeeding, for Anon could have just said "they're linked in the old furry cap threads" and left (You) to figure out how to find those.>It would have been just a simple search through desuarchive... but spoonfeeding nonetheless.idk how you can even say that. again, he didn't even say which board it was on, and saying "furry cap threads" is far more useless, considering he literally said "the old non-furry /cap/ thread", meaning claiming it was a furry thread would just be a lie, and saying "cap thread" without the forward slashes to convey its subject field would provide no opportunity to find itmy point was i asked how to find the caption discord servers someone casually referenced (then refused to elaborate on), as if it were common knowledge. i was looking to be told how to find them in response. no one asked him to link them directly, and he kills opportunity for me to be grateful for such when he insults me for his own unprovoked doing above and beyond. it just struck me as misplaced elitism, especially with him adding "just this once", as if i should pity him or something for his compromising on his own morals by unprovoked providing receipts. i also specifically phrased it as "how to find them", because i was more interested in the method to find them than the servers themselves. "teach a man to fish", and all that. i am not entirely convinced the original poster was referencing two servers linked side by side in the same thread, considering they literally asked what the overlap between the servers they casually referenced was, suggesting they found them through different meanstl;dr: anon can take his unprovoked misery and shove it up his ass. i didn't even ask him to do what he had such a fucking problem with doing
>>79887558cry more
Sigh...
New to captions, never wrote one, wanted to get an idea out of my head. Don't take this too seriously. I've just been very masochistic and nihilistic lately.Uncompressed: https://files.catbox.moe/2k2la2.png
>>79890418Your line length is waaay too long. bring your font size down to a 16 pt and then increase as necessary. Your text box shouldn’t be more than about twice the width of the image. This one also looks pretty lengthy, so you can have text boxes on both sides.Once you get that fixed I think people will be more interested in reading your work, because right now I have to squint trying to read this.
>>79879595I got one ~1,000 word caption about halfway finished. I'm hoping to do the rest today or tomorrow.I did end up having a very similar dream.
>last thread was started on Halloweengood god. What caused the caption threads to collapse? I remember when these threads would get like 25 posts a day.
>>79889066>say dumb shit>get explained how it's dumb>call it something flattering to you as illiterate copeok?
>erm, heckin ok?????Holy shit what are they putting in the milk these days
>>79892023Requesters finally got bored. Those anons who had been requesting the same stuff for years probably found someone on Discord to supply them or they died. Cappers also love to make excuses so that probably bummed out everyone. The ones who are worth their weight are still active elsewhere but they don’t bother with here very much anymore. (Just get the amputation and take another sabbatical, you faggots.)I think the people who started the whole tradition of capping on 4chan saw the writing on the wall and jumped ship before they had to stick around and witness… this.
>>79892023The main writers moved on to other things
>>79890418I agree with what the other Anon said. Images are what make captions special, so you want to treat them like the star of the show.The story doesn't really work for me; I feel like I'm lacking the context for why the nihilistic bunnygirl is having a philosophical argument about masturbation with me. I'm not really a masochist though so I'm not sure I'm the intended audience.I really like what you did with the font; the black and red is very classy. Great stuff there, especially for a first caption.
Up we go
>>79882988You are a real fan, I always look forward to reading your thoughts on my caps.I'm happy you liked the latest batch! I've got plenty more on the way, I've been feeling a lot of inspiration lately and I've got a ton of WIPs.
>>79892469Threads merging didn't help, there was a sharp decrease after, the furry joi used to be fairly active before.
>>79894975It merged cause its only writer, Comfy, left to write novels and take care of his family iirc.
>>79855065Requesting Shantae teasing her flustered (and very pregnant) mermaid friend, just girls doing cute girl things
>>79895018We need a new figurehead to be regularly delivering oc and requests. Any volunteers?
>>79895476There were a few anons who wrote a couple things, but it was different from what was normally posted so other anons got pissy and drove them off. They even boasted about doing that.
>>79892023I’m with >>79892491. When I found this thread before, there was not much writers along with seeing a lot of requests. Either they move on or we're too busy.
>>79855054When thinking about Giovanni, you think about the cold leader of team rocket and the boss of three certain idiots. Except he is really a loving man who treats his thicc anthro mew with love and sex that would make her horny for him along with owns her thicc body
>>79855081Didn't expect there to be another thread... We might want to try a once-a-week schedule just for consistency.Lemme start dumping "new" stuff.https://archiveofourown.org/works/75151151
>>79855081https://archiveofourown.org/works/75462336
>>79855081
>>79855081I'll need to post some catbox links for some caps that are too big/a pain to resize. I'll get those done later...
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>>79890418Colors are bad. Do not use dark + dark. Do not use similar colors for outlines. You did both. You used dark red+orange+black and made it fucking HUGE.Just copy >>79897465 or >>79897486. One extended the background of the image then added a contrast layer for the colored text. The other just used solid black with light text.
>>79855081I'm back with the first part of the November/too big batch...https://files.catbox.moe/sz1w99.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/x7lgix.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/monkzl.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6dpt7v.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qxak6w.png
>>79855081Another teaser plus full story.https://archiveofourown.org/works/73998726
>>79855081Back to just a cap...
>>79855081And then finally another teaser plus story...https://archiveofourown.org/works/74562326That should be everything from the last couple months, I think...
>>79902983Nice work, capanon! Do you take requests?
>>79903324Depending on the request, I definitely do. Link #3 was a thread request, for example.
>>79903376What things are you willing to do besides what you posted? Not that anon btw.
>>79855054>>79903376Requesting a caption where a hard-edged fitness trainer meets her match when a stout client has an equally fat dick on him too. Despite her best efforts to resist, she ends up having him work up a sweat by letting him plow her senseless!
>>79903446Most things that aren't disgusting (waste fetishes), harmful (anything guro adjacent), or nonconsensual/meanspirited (NTR and the race-fetish that shall not be named are both hard no-nos for me).>>79903506The juxtaposition gives rise to a couple issues for me, Anon. Sorry.
>>79903563>>79859809Most likely won't happen but I'll take my chances.
>>79902983Have you considered paint.net for thread-friendly resizings?
>>79855065>>79903563A married panda couple do their part in saving their species.
>>79903648I often try resizing my caps in GIMP for /thread/ posting because using GIMP for some minor cleanup is already a regular part of my process, but there were a few captions lately where I just couldn't keep it legible while hitting the 4MB limit, and since the thread was dead for so long, I eventually said "fuck it," and stopped bothering...>>79859809Sorry, Anon, but as cute as Patty is there, I don't have a foot fetish. Now, if those were paws with beans, I might be able to pull something out of a hat...>>79903719I feel like I must already have this saved in a folder somewhere...
>>79903803>I feel like I must already have this saved in a folder somewhere...I've been requesting it on and off for quite a while and it's never been delivered.
>>79903803>>79903831https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/A%20married%20panda%20couple%20do%20their%20part%20in%20saving%20their%20species.%20/Here's the desulink for proof
>>79903831Well I've certainly been much more interested in the /hmofa/ side of things for quite a while now, and I do have other caps and commissions and whatnot that need writing before I go looking at /thread/ requests...Unless something really grabs me by the balls, it's quite easy for things to get back-burnered. Tell you what, though, if I do have a local copy, I'll move it somewhere more accessible and obvious.>>79903852It's not that I don't believe you, Anon, it just hasn't been a priority for me. I'm quite enamoured with the idea of a human helping save the species. I've got a few of those caps already. Pic related.
>>79903954You do commissions? Where do you post them/take them?
>>79904040I post all my stuff here (if the thread's up), on Reddit (sacrilege, I know), and on the caption Discord server I co-run.
>>79904053I didn't even know that there was a caption Discord. That explains why these threads died.
>>79904060There are several. Have been for many years now. As far as I recall, they all started as one that eventually splintered off, and I think at least one splinter has died since.
>>79904101Are there furry specific ones?
>>79904114As in furry-only? ...Not that I'm aware. I think they all allow furry, though...? Sorry, I can't rightly say as I'm not on the others and don't think I rub elbows with anyone who's on any of the others.
>>79904139Well you got the link to the one you co-run? May as well join that since I can't get my cap delivered.
>>79904155gfECt92
>>79855054You got catfished. To her defense she said that she always had a problem striking date since no many people are into tall fish chicks. Lucky for her you're into that shit.
>>79904432Actually I just found out the character is moray eel, not catfish. Still fitting imo.
>>79873741Gotta appreciate a switch that's competent at taking the lead, instead of just being okay with everything while (You) have to make all the decisions...Also love that art - cute guys with some actual muscle on them are so hot. Need me a nudist slut bf...>>79894975>there was a sharp decrease afterFrom what I saw, the merger boosted activity a fair bit - even if only for a short while.The hentai cap thread was dying prematurely every time and had been dead for weeks, the furry cap thread was struggling to hit bump limit and eventually even hitting 200 posts was a struggle... whereas the merged threads hit bump limit even with a portion of the lurkers/cappers/people not realising that they existed.We are far from the heydays of caption threads, but like, I'd much rather THIS than what was going on for the last gew months before.>>79897254Adding a caption over sn already wordy comic is s bit much... but still +1 for pokéfuckin' romance.
>>79904931>From what I saw, the merger boosted activity a fair bit - even if only for a short while.>The hentai cap thread was dying prematurely every time and had been dead for weeks, the furry cap thread was struggling to hit bump limit and eventually even hitting 200 posts was a struggle... whereas the merged threads hit bump limit even with a portion of the lurkers/cappers/people not realising that they existed.>>We are far from the heydays of caption threads, but like, I'd much rather THIS than what was going on for the last gew months before.FurJOI was still able to hit bump limits nearly all the time, but since the merger, I have seen it fall off more than once or twice. I personally do not give a shit about the other thread dying all the time; what I care about is the furry thread.TL;DR Refugees are not my problem.
>>79907603>Refugees are not my problem.Fucking furries, man. T-they're so mean. I didn't want to hang out in their crummy thread, anyway. I'm going home.But seriously, I don't write furshit. I only do anime bitches. Even still, the only non-fur content being requested is all cartoons and I just can't get it up for that.
Bumping
Happy first night of Hawlucha, everyone!Who else is looking forward to frying up some Latias and spinning some Drilburs?
Posting a fox in between bouts of literal icebreaking
>>79909908Love me some hot latinas
not a gay cap = not read
Live.
>>79892023a few years back a few cappers got chased out because they didn't appeal to a certain schizo's fetishes, which were the most vanilla shit mind you with him strictly arguing that we need to "keep the cap threads pure and wholesome" on fucking /trash/ of all places, after that the requesters also stopped since they can't request fetish X or Y when anyone who would even humour the idea is going to get chased away, not to mention the shit storm that would ensue, this caused a cycle where less cappers ->less deliveries-> less requests-> less variety-> less cappers->less requesters-> etcthe whole thing kept getting worse, I'm pretty sure there are a few threads towards the end where it's just 2~4 retards requesting what they like but in 10~15 different flavours because fuck you, in the end, the lemon just wasn't worth the squeeze, and even the assholes who cultivated their own perfect general stopped trying to keep it alive because at that point why bother? ironic that by chasing everyone out they caused this place to be dead which made them leave.TLDR:- we need new blood, we're not getting any so we might as well let this place die, I'll cherish the memories of the early days but i don't mind moving on, the threads are not gonna improve
Bamperino, with thanks to the Anon that edited this for me so my lazy ass wouldn't have to.
>>79903008Peak captioning right here.
>>79855081I'm back with another new Fire Emblem 8 / Sacred Stones caption! This one is Genderswap / Level Drain themed.>Will Grado ever run out of new lows to stoop to!? Unable to overcome Ephraim, the mighty prince of Renais whose skill with a lance knew no equal, a dying Necromancer placed a curse of weakness upon him, changing him from a Level 20 Lord to a Level 1 Recruitー and turning him into a woman in the process!>Thankfully, Forde was there to protect himー *ahem* her for the remainder of the battle. And Ephraim's company includes Lute (>>79900037), the (self-described) genius mage, who might just be able to undo the newly-minted princess's curse... that is, unless a certain misunderstanding gets in her way!This cap is inspired by FE8 randomizers, which have a fun propensity for turning heroes into heroines and vice versa.Not being really sure what the Venn diagram of Fire Emblem players and TG caption enjoyers looked like, my goal here was to write a caption that would be a fun read for either or for anyone in general, while still staying true to the concept. This ended up being a big challenge. The text you are seeing here is actually based on my 12th draft of this story. That's a lot of drafts. This was originally planned as my second FE8 cap but it got delayed by rewrites so many times it ended up being my sixth.My hope is that whether you're a Fire Emblem veteran interested in a cute, silly "What if" story, a sommelier of a genderswap caption reader, or just looking for a fun fantasy yarn, it will fit the bill. Let me know what you think!
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>>79897441Is it weird that whenever I see a MLP cap, I mentally hear that Left 4 Dead 2 Ellis voiceline "I like horses"? Yes? Fair.I want to cum inside Applejack like I'm seeding an entire orchard. Johnny Appleseed has nothing on the count of trees I'm planting in that country mare, and I'll get pony-married to her so I can do it again.>>79897465Hung subs that cum like a geyser from headpats & kisses and erupt like a volcano from actual buttstuffin' my beloved.
>>79920453Glad to hear they both hit the target, Anon.
>>79920453>I want to cum inside Applejack like I'm seeding an entire orchard. Johnny Appleseed has nothing on the count of trees I'm planting in that country mare, and I'll get pony-married to her so I can do it again.Are you me?
>>79920453Gwyndolin’s erotic fucking chest
Plop
