Why would a badger choose to be a paranoid schizophrenic?
>>79871081They wanted to make a cute girl to try and sell Boom and thought that was the most appealing personality type.They were correct.
>>79871081Badgers, wolverines and weasels are all in the same family of diminutive, eternally angry little fuckers that attack anything that moves. Its no wonder shes crazy and hates technology and would probably claw and bite during intercourse.
for better sexo
hope they add her to that Sonic Racer Thingy that I have and can't remember the name of.
>>79871083Surprised about the lack of femdom porn with them, it was mostly gay stuff
>>79871081>choose toThe schizo /x/pol/ life isn't a choice, it's something you're born to. Just like being a fag.
>>79871081The show really helped sell her to the fans. She still is a refreshing personality archetype that was missing from the Sonic friend group.
Sticks is old news, we're into Tangle now.
>>79871089Explain why I can't want to ravage both of them with the force of a million exploding suns.
>>79871090Aside from the fact that you're a fat loser that no mobian would look at?
>>79871086me on the left
>>79871089That's a lesbian.
>>79871093There is no such thing as a lesbian. Only insecure women that haven't had a proper dicking.
>>79871091I'll let you in on a little secret. Mobians aren't real. That doesn't mean I can't want to fuck them until neither of us can walk straight anymore.
>>79871093I can fix her
>>79871094All mobian women are lesbians. And some have penises.
>>79871094>>79871096Lesbians hate when you say that and hate men as a result for it.
>>79871089Based and monkipilled.
>>79871098>and hate men as a result for itThey won’t, not when I’m done with them
>>79871081Made for BWC
>>79871081Badgers live in burrows, like preppers
What the fuck is a "Mobian"?
>>79871089>don't take the paranoid Schizo girl take the boring dyke no thank you
>>79871103Fanfiction name for the race of bipedal animals that Sonic, Tails, Amy etc. belong to, disregarding that they're separate animals entirely.
>>79871105I know, I'm making a joke about how its from a failed, dead branch of the franchise and doesn't apply to anything now.
>>79871089Sticks got an entire show. What did Tangle get? A small update in a months old racing game?
>>79871086Artist?
>>79871097>those head proportions
>>79871107A namedrop in Frontiers and Sonic Channel art.
>>79871106yeah they're all "sonicworldians" now
>>79871110And she's in Rumble and all the mobile games.
>>79871109The most offensive part is that blaze isn't flat. I feel nothing but an intense burning hatred for cloutchasing "artists" that can't even be assed to look at a character sheet for a pico second before vomiting dreck on a canvas. Doubly so when said "artists" also pretend to be a fan of the character(s) in question.
>every character after the Pendering was created so that SEGA will maintain complete ownership of them before another Penders even thinks of pulling the same tricks>they just won't acknowledge Sticks ever again because they know they're the bad guys with how poorly they treated Big Red Button and conned them into taking the fall for their retarded "three Sonic games for Wii U" contractPoor badger girl.
>>79871111is that official now? If so, lame
>>79871115Mobius was only ever canon to the US cartoons and Archie. It was never canon to the games.And never will be.
>>79871116you forgot JP Spinball.
Sticks' rancid, unkempt, unwashed, completely engulfed in pubes and drenched in weeks worth of bodily fluids jungle pussy
>>79871081Chemicals in the water
>>728285283It should be my cum.
>>728285283she looks happy about it at least
>>728285283Is it her shit or someone else's?
>>79871114Sega's old cunts in japan will die on the hill ruining their ip's.Said mongoloid old men killed sakura wars out of spite.
>>79871122It's Cream's
>>79871098>Lesbians hate when you say that and hate men as a result for it.They hate men for their own poor choices.
>>79871081sex with schizo badger woman
>>79871112Whisper actually has blonde color legs
>>79871098>"lesbians are real and don't need men!">she said, strapping on a fake penis to attempt to please another girl who desperately needs cock
>>79871127but she shaved...
I think cute furry Dale Gribble is neat
>>728289358she trims renamon style because she thinks that crabs and other bugs are spies sending info of her body to skynet
>>79871123Any time I learn the history of anything that SEGA has anything to do with I wonder how they ever got anything done at all. When Yuji Naka flushed his career down the toilet people started coming forward with stories about him and I'm amazed that anyone was able to work with him in the first place.
>>79871130Sticks would never use technology.
>moved to /trash/Sticksbros...It's not fair.
>>79871196It is what it is.
>>79871081Because it's funny.
>>79871117"This is Mobius, Hiraichi's school... However, suddenly, Dr. Eggman, the assassin from his head, grabs Mobius's bag and he is thrown into a state of panic. Eggman quickly grabs all the students and takes them to his school."
>>79871196The jannies had no choice, look! >>79871132exposed arm-pits, on a christian board?!>>79871103It's a synonym for a sexdoll
>>79874178did you run it through twice or something
>>79871196freedom has a price
>>79871098>>79871093Ofc this was a shitty ass /co/ thread
