/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadChristmas Fate EditionPrevious: >>79874743
>>79880559Fate Christmas and no Padorus???
I just want a nice blowie tonight.
Post festive clothes!
xth for ___!
>>79880723Isn't it a little bit too early to be putting on the Christmas outfits?
>>79880806Realized I really wanna do more species and superior genes breeding stuff. Monsters on hot ladies, pokemon and poke girls, goblins, orcs and elves, etc. Me as the one with the dick.
>>79880723Festive clothes!
>>79880806
>>79880723It's almost that time of year.
>>79880960Me on the bottom
>>79880806Bloating Loona like I'm trying to pop her like a condom.
>>79880977Messy messy.
>>79880975Caren in a box is on my Christmas list.
>>79881029I blame November
>>79881031For meeee, being in a box under Zelda's Christmas tree would be nice. Patchyyyy toooo.
>>79880723
>>79880723Part Dos.
>>79881052Well yeah, it's non-stop nut november, and Tron was built for talking alllllll those loads.
>>79881080I bet they are great partners. Hope you see them again soon!
Post a non-lewd image you like.
>>79881124Both are lots of fun to play with and see, mhmm. Thanks!>>79881136
>>79881136I like its resemblance to that painting of ivan the terrible.
>>79881085>Gives my present a nice, wet, sloppy kiss.
>>79881136
Post what you're listening to
>>79881229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiiXhHQ10XY
>>79881187>You get a face foot of sole. Kicked!Bad anon! Too sloppy. Kiss it the proper way.>She parts her fingers an inch, further opening her pink unholy hole for the subservient anon.
>>79881229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHqghzRHDF4&list=PLoaFsVFD4poHcWnHFS4P6a7NPAygplxSP&index=6
Fuck it. I'm going to post one Padoru for posterity sake.
Is the guy who reviews Reze's ERP matches around? I want to ask about pricing for a VOD review of my lastest match.
>>79881229https://youtu.be/Vq-xNPVulO4
>>79881283Mama!
>>79881374Yeah she's one of my favorites too, but there is no bad Padorus.
>>79881387One day isn't enough for a mental health break
>>79881318Liz
gay niggas
>>79881264Fine fine, whatever you say...>He would've been fine smooching her feet as well.>But still, he leans in, parting his lips to gently press up against her hole, lovingly kissing them with about as much reverence as one might kiss their bride at the altar. Or something along those lines. >One chaste kiss with such an unchaste hole! Maybe a lil bit of tongue action too...Though that was just lingering from the foot contact still fresh in his pervy mind.
>Murmurs in sleepTV head character... camera head character... when they screw, it's like plugging a live feed into a television and pointing the camera at the screen... hypnosis effect on camera woman... reversed when she's forced to look in a mirror... metaphor for shame... cool idea...
>>79881527You should do skibidi toilet erp with broodsow.
>>79881229>looks over at my phoneGives You Hell by.....the all american rejects
>>79881351I'll do it for free if it's worth my time.
>>79881351COMPETITIVE ERP
>>79881556Define "worth your time".
>>79881366Thoughts on folk?
>>79881470Hi.
>>79881552Good song choice.
>>79881571If it makes me feel good, and if makes you feel uncomfortable.
Revy?
>>79881603Revy is fucking dead
>>79881599good aim>>79881569
>>79881603No but you can close your eyes and pretend I'm Revy. I'm even ok if you call out her name.
>>79881492>Anon gets another face full of soles, but instead of a kick, Nancy just rests them on top of his forehead. Her feet use his face as a footrest, as she rubs anon's saliva around her butthole.Nice... good show, anon.>Pat, pat, pat. Gives the good boy anon some headpats with her sexy feets on his face. Nancy brings her heels downwards, dragging her bare soles across his face and nose as she sits up high above the anon, tapping away at her phone. She pulls her underwear up back over her crotch. A kiss was good enough for today.Good boy...>Grind, grind, grind... mysteriously, she starts to rubs his face out like a cigarette. Reflex, much?
>>79881586Hey Milkman, did ya get a chance to watch the episode?~
>>79881612Dead asleep by the looks of it, yeah.>>79881622I know you're messing with me non, but that's kinda hot actually.
>>79881656Sadly not for another hour at best. I might be able to chime in by midnight or later. Thanks for asking Lapis!
>>79881581My aim was correct.>Plays with your hair.
>>79881599Don't know about the first part but I'm already feeling the second part so here go read it. >>79877361
>>79880806Is that fucking Kallen?
>>79881673Are you the Fern or the not Fern?
>>79881656>big yawnwe saw it, it was...something.
>>79881699Why are you wearing crocs?
>>79881698I'm the Fern.
>>79881713Nerdy. Loser. Chubby. Braces. Glasses. Neet. The crocs fit we feel
>>79881644I do my best to please*Mmf!*>The head pats did a great job of making the foot and booty-loving anon's heart beat faster, but getting her soles across his face had his chest pounding faster than it really should've. He barely even cares about her sweet holes getting tucked away under some cute panties, since the view is good enough, and the taste, aroma, and feeling of her foot are simply divine. Divine enough to resume his sloppiness from before, lavishing her foot's underside with long, broad strokes that leave plenty of spit in their wake. T-Thank you~>A 'good boy' and some feet to love? What a treat! >Even amidst the grinds, he cranes his neck to try and slobber more on her arch, and just barely coming shy of getting some time with her toes. Sweaty socks would've been just as nice, worshipping a foot skin-to-tongue was just too wonderful~
>>79881671Good job, your prize is... uh, me saying good job! Yippee! Good job!>Her hair is very silky to the touch, while also smelling of strawberries.
>>79881666Satan….>>79881699Certainly was, I’m loving reading all the discussion about it, and I have a friend who has only seen the pilot so I look forward to hanging out with them and making them binge the rest of the episodes to get all caught up~>>79881713Crocs are cute
>>79881738Not a huge fan of braces but you cute otherwise, good choice.
>>79881738She looks like she needs a rough anal pounding.
>>79881686Yeah. It's her in the school mascot costume from the school fetival episode.
Everyone wears crocks. I, too, wear them. In the house.And so did every single nurse, male or female, when I was hospitalized.
>>79881751Yuck~ Ew!~ Gross...!~>Nancy feigns her disapproval. She had an image to uphold, and she wasn't gonna let some disgusting anon pervert ruin it for her. Her well-used foam sandals were in a neat pile right beside her head as she idly used anon like some kind of foot rag. Her foot sweatprints, bore right into those dense foam pads. Maybe, Nancy thought, anon would get some nice facial prints like that if she tried hard enough. She clasps her feet against his face as flush as possible, her dexterous, soft, white foot gripping his head between them.Dirty boy... I'm *not* gonna touch you, but I guess if ya stroke it for a minute or two, at least one of us is gedtting something out of this yucky situation, eh?>She shoot shim a smug wink from her perch up high above anon. With his worm's-eye view, she looked a lot bigger than she really was. She phrases it again, in case anon doesn't get it.Cum in two minutes, so I can get back on with my night already, stupid baka anon!>Girind, grind... as he embarrasses himself for her, she eventually catches his tongue between her big and middle toes, yanking on it for funsies.>>79881809Silly face...>Steps on it
>>79881883Perky nipples....
>>79881780Say something lewd... nobody else will hear if you just whisper it...>Sniffs hair now that you mentioned its sweet scent.
>>79881820Fair! we prefer the full on nerd look ourselves. worth doing is worth overdoing and all that.
>>79881927Funnily, I didn't use that prompt.
>>79881966Are you the horny nerd type though?
>>79881984Usually, we are just are chilling and chatting till we pass out at the moment. Maybe some lazy quick genning if its wanted.
>>79882017Eh, I shall keep you company then.
>>79881900>Just as expected of the insanely perverted and definitely degenerate anon, hearing Nancy talk down to him and degrade him in such a way, all while smothering his face with those sweaty feet was turning his brain to mush. Having them flat across his features let him explore every single inch and detail, and there was NO chance that he wasn't getting every drop of sweat to stain his tongue. Sh-Shank you~>He can only mutter out a response to her offer, not hesitating to dig into his pants and fish out the rapidly hardening erection, some several inches that had been dying to get some loving the moment that her feet had come out. It was amazing that he could focus on two things at once, given how fucked in the head he must've been from this sloppy degeneracy, yet he still managed to fuck his fist while properly servicing her feet. >Sloppy sloppy sloppy, spit trickling down his chin anytime it didn't stick to her arches, every wrinkle getting a kiss like it was their honeymoon. Even when his tongue was caught by her toes, he still wriggled it, sliding free after a few moments to essentially get the same confinement voluntarily, sliding the muscle between each toe individually, even trying to suck on them. >The sound of the fapping below wasn't nearly as loud as the slurping above, but he did his best to match them, with his length stiff as ever, getting choked by his hand while those overly full balls bumped into his thighs. >How much time had gone by? A minute? 90 seconds? Surely he had a lil bit more time, surely he could go right to the finish line and then bust a nut while getting every bit of her feet covered in slobber...So he tried, spitting onto her heels and brushing his tongue in wide strokes over them, riding the edge as time soon expired, surely.
I really wanna just drain someone's balls orally as femanon tonight...
>>79882055Thank you charming little anon in my computer...err well...we suppose you are even smaller then normal anon in our phone ha ha
>>79882309Only charming for cutest nerd pony.
>>79882278Why haven't you then?
>>79882088You sound like a fugging churning stomach down there... dirty fucking toe polisher~ Polish my fucking toes. Focus on my feet. Let nothing else enter your thoughts... nothing but my feet.>Powerful words of suggestion descend down to anon, telling him to submit and further entrench himself in his degeneracy. Nancy takes a drag off her cigarette, her feet tickling as anon licks and slurps her feet. By the time she finishes the cigarette, her feet were sopping wet.Phooooo... all right, you're done. Want a countdown, pervert boy? You can't even fucking count right, loser. It's been like, three minutes. Ughhh, all right loser boy, you're gonna come when I get to zero, okay? Anon cummies are best premature, but this'll do well enough kekheheheheh.Three...Two...One...>Nancy lifts her feet off anon's face, holding them up high. She wrenches, toe by toe, out of anon's suckling lips, until just her soles were pointing down over his face from overhead.Zero.>Nancy stands up out of her seat. She does a little stretch with her arms, standing atop anon's head, before stepping down off of him and leaving him to the consequences of his actions. Nancy walks out on the cute anon without a even glance over her shoulder.
>>79882354Dawww dont make us blush.
Who wants to put my little Pombutt to bed?
>>79881673I like the rhythm and form of this. The prose itself is simple but tasteful, thoughtfully conservative. Sentences are well arranged and don't result in confusion or non-sequiturs.Such short posts do make the imagery appear sparse. If this is a product of the form or of your style I don't know. I get the sense you don't ERP much, based on the simplicity of your descriptions. Still, these images are at least in focus, without distractions or too much unneeded commentary. It isn't the writing of an obsessive.Although not rich in imagery, the back-and-forth RP aspect is easy to read and to follow, well-ordered and put together. This appears to be your strength, is that you can construct sentences and paragraphs cleanly, or rather that you convey your ideas cleanly.Maybe the cleanliness is at odds with your sparse imagery, maybe not. Maybe the cleanliness is at odds with longer forms, maybe not. Another person might even call it clinical, but I think it works for Fern's personality and the scope of the RP.The characterization is minimal, probably a product of the form and this particular character. Still, consider whether characterization is a strength or a weakness of yours, because strength wasn't proudly displayed here.The second-person approach functions here. I'm more accustomed to it being used for a specific purpose, like leering at your partner through narration, but it functions nevertheless. Your partner is not great. It is to your credit that you maintained interest long enough to last two hours here. Maybe he coomed. Maybe he stopped replying because you made him goonulate.Overall, keep up the good work. If this RP were an assignment, you would have passed with a B to B+, given the difficulty of that partner. Consider more complexity in your form. Think about what you find erotic if you're ERPing, and how to convey that eroticism through your character. If not ERPing, still try to enrich your imagery.
>>79882367Haven't really seen any hard dicks in need of relief tonight...
>>79882388But blushing makes you even cuter!
>>79882412How big does the dick need to be?
>>79881031The heck did I miss this...
>>79882394>Tucks on top of you>Falls asleep atop the Pomni.
>>79882278>>79880716
>>79882436I don't really mind the size. As long as I can pleasure Anon's cock till he shoots his load all over me, I'd be happy.
>>79882394I want to toss Lapis' (the ava's) salad and jerk them off like I'm milking a cow while they play with someone else.
>>79882386Feet~ *Mwah**Chu* FeetFeetFeet<3 *Shlllrrrp*>Poor anon is doing his best to prevent anything from entering his mind except for Nancy and her divine feet, and even though he can almost assuredly feel his IQ dropping from it, he does so. The worship and devotion is so damn sloppy that the spit dripping down from her heels lands onto his rapidly stroked cock, turning into lube for his depraved release. The squelches of the stroking and the slobbering on her feet make for a nice symphony of noise to turn into the perfect ASMR for a foot-slave like himself. Y-Yesh, r-r-ready~>The fapping comes in crazy fast, speeding up every time he hears a number come from Nancy's mouth. Thankyouthankyou!>It's hard enough for him to even breathe between kisses onto her soles, spreading his spit over his own features at this point, but being so drowned in his own depravity that he doesn't care. >ThreeF-Feet~>TwoFucking love your toes~>OneN-Nnnancy~>Zero>The grunts and moans come, louder now that the poor Anon is being deprived of his idol, lips left with nothing to suck and love on except the lingering taste of her sweat. The orgasm is there though, nothing can stop it as the first throb comes, a fat rope shooting out hard enough and far enough to jab him under his chin, the next one falling just short, arcing over his fist, and the other several pearly strands being wasted onto his fist and the ground. H-Hah...Thank you...>Luckily for the anon, getting stepped on one last time lets him get in one goodbye kiss.>Plus he gets to watch her hips sway in those cute panties as a reminder to worship her even harder next time~...
>>79882497All over? Not inside you?
>>79882542(Super di duper spicy. So hot anon, hope I relived you. Good night!)
>>79882468>Is comfortably smooshed Haaaah….this…is kinda nice~>>79882515Mmmm, that’s just lovely to imagine….I truly do love getting my ass licked….you’re quite the romantic, eh Anon?~
>>79882573Both are good. On my face, my chest, or on my tongue or down my throat.
>>79881955Something lewd... faces are for being used as chairs! >Still smells like strawberries even with the extra sniffing. Also dozed off for a minute there, very sleepy strawberries...
>>79882598(Oh trust me, you relieved me *plenty*. A lot. Incredibly damn spicy and hot. Absolutely *need* to do more of this with you. Call out to me as your footplay anon, foot-obsessed anon, your toe-slobbering, ass-kissing sole-addict or whatever, so much more to explore~ Good night, and thank you again!)
>>79882645On your tongue seems a bit too cute for a slut like you though. Kind of want it though.
>>79882635Lapis. I just saw Ep. 7
>>79882683Fun time? Huh? :D
>>79882662Maybe cute, but I really like tasting cum. I'd let you cum on or in me wherever though, if it made you happy.
>>79882696>>79882683Ugh…>Fun time, huh? :D
>>79882696All I will say spoiler free is that I appreciate Zach Hadel making a cameo like he did in Hazbin, and I can see Caine's semblance to A.M. more and more with each episode. It was so good, but how is it going to wrap up in just two more, I am excited for that.
>>79882698Tasting my cum as it sprays down your throat or as you gag on it since there is so much?
>>79882635I aim to please. In this case I'd be aiming my tongue all over your asshole, outside and inside, while I pump your dick silly.
I can see why that cat girl complimented Testament getting to the point.
>>79882708Might be my favorite so far, and now I really do need to get a beach Pomni plush to enjoy that wonderful smile….I heard the next one comes out March 20th, so mark your calendar~>>79882719Mmmm….well like I’ve said, good Anons are the lifeblood of this thread. Would you maybe be interested in fucking my asshole once you’ve got me all relaxed and slicked up back there? I’d looooove to feel your cock inside me, Non…gif related~https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/c5/9d/c59dbd7807861ebc68351be52ea3d994
>>79882713Both, yes please. My mouth is kind of small, so I'd probably gag on your cum quickly. But I'd still swallow every last drop after worshipping your cock.
>>79882770Damn, a three month wait. Ah well, as Vivziepop said.I'll be patient, and glad to talk with you about it right when the time comes. Take care Lappy, I'm glad we're still buds.
>>79882770Fffuck, I'd be honored to slot myself inside your sloppy little asshole. You're so fucking sexy, Lapis. Hope you don't mind your anons on the bigger side, since I'd probably pin you down under me and just start swinging my hips like crazy.
>>79882737Nobody eRP in the ERP thread. They are too busy complimenting each other while hiding knives behind their back so they can stab you as soon as you turn your back. Testament is just an idiot using the thread for ERPing. And that makes everyone seethe.
>>79882797Just found this very funny postThis episode actually did make me hungry for shrimp…Take care, Milky one~
>>79882842You know I don’t mind~You want me to keep posting while you fuck my little femmy faggot ass? Telling the whole thread how gooooood it feels getting my cheeks clapped by a loyal Anon…while sucking and fucking even more cock in the virtual realm! Mmm, I’d love to feel your tummy resting on my ass while I twerk on your fffffucking cock….and listen to all the delicious moans you make as you say my name and praise me. Then maybe I’ll flip over and you can jerk me off while you assfuck me, my feet propped up on your shoulders, moaning like a proper bottom bitch until you make me blow ropes all over my own face and body!You better be jacking off for me right now, btw….~
>>79882777Good lord anon, you really need cock badly.
>>79882905Fuck yeah, I love you when you're being a freaky little slut in the virtual world. Seeing you type away telling everyone what it's like getting gaped while you e-fuck anons would probably make me get harder. I'll be sure to moan your name, tell you how hot you are, and how good your faggot ass feels while I stretch it out. When you flip over I'll keep one hand pumping your sloppy dick and the other playing with your nipples. Gotta make sure we cum at the same time. Would you rather I cream your candy ass or splooge on your face at the same time you do?And sugar, I'm light headed stroking my cock for you right now.
>>79882970Yeah, haha... Sorry for being such a freak. I'm just really into cocks and cum and getting nonnies off.
>>79883053Not a bad thing though, my cock is still ready for you if you are.
>>79883028I can cum on my own face any ol time, but getting my donut creamed by an Anon would be an opportunity I couldn’t pass up! I’d be sure to have on something real nice like some cute colorful socks or maybe some fishnets while you’re drilling me, how’s that sound?~Any particular girl of mine you’d like me to be playing as while we’re doin’ it? Beat your beautiful fuckin Nonny cock for me…in fact, I already came once tonight but this chat is making me want to bust one more quick one before bed. So as you’re reading this, know I’m slapping my big hard fag dick around for you, imagining what other positions we could do….I’d love to have you seated in a comfy recliner, come over in maybe a skirt or a nude apron or something and sit on your stiff prick…let it slowly sink into my butthole, feet together as I bounce on your chubby Nonny shlong….while typing of course!
>>79883122Lapis got me acting unwise over a donut...
Stupid sexy mayor mare… Espeically with a huge cock..
Donuts make me want to act unwise. But not in a sexual way.
>>79883156I'd accept quid pro quo from her.
>>79883137The magic of innuendo~ Wanna join the party, Non? I’d totally stroke you off with a warm sticky donut…just better get in quick, I’m typing with one hand over here~
>>79883212Damn that sounds hot..
>>79883225Put your cock right in that tight little hole and I’ll slide it down to your base, holding it by the edges as I work it all the way up n down your length…coating your whole dick in sticky glaze for me to suck off…
>>79883268Who needs to suck it off when you can use it to milk all the cum out of my cock and give it some extra glazing.Good lord, forcing me to cum like that would be so damn hot… I wouldn’t last long with you milking me like that. Hell I’m already hard just talking about it.
>>79883212>>79883268Lapis, it is late and you are really making get off to weird stuff. I love it.
Nozo!
>>79883301You’re right, why overcomplicate a good thing? All you need is my hand and a hot drippy donutussy….I can clean you up with my mouth after! Would you rather be standing or sitting while I treat you to the best indirect handjob of your life?~>>79883307You want a donutjob too, Anon? I know, it’s ffffuckin late, but you pervs got me all fucking worked up and now I need to cum again…
>>79883344I’m standing and ready for you to make me cum myself stupid all over a donut.. I’m gonna make a thick sticky mess all over it!
>>79883315Anon. That guy is rich, handsome, and well-endowed. Don't compare him to me. I'm short and ugly, I can't have children, and my dick barely functions. And I can't no longer cum. I don't even shoot blanks. I pull the trigger, but there is no bullet in the gun.No woman, trans, or man would fuck living garbage like me. That's an undeniable fact.
>>79883362You should date an older woman who doesn't want sex but companionship.
>>79880806Size difference!
>>79883344Lapis wants her donuts cream filled and glazed, fucking slut.
>>79883359Mmm, such a good Nonny! I know you wanna see me eat it after you blast your salty frosting all over it, right? Mmm, fap your fucking cock for me, Non….i just wish I was right there with ya to do it myself!~
>>79883390Women don't want companionship from men. They buy cats for that, or dogs when they are the weird ones. But the purpose of a man to a woman is to provide power, economic stability, a kid, or an 18-inch minotaur cock. I can't provide either.Like I told countless times to my psychiatrist, I have no value for society, and no pills could provide me with such.
>>79883432I’m pumping hard already for you! My thick dick is just waiting for you to stuff that donut around it and make me fuck it!Fuck it feels so fucking good getting hard and throbby waiting for you to shove that donut into it!
>>79883446Many women dislike animals. You need a woman like that. A widow maybe.
>>79883447Mmm….theeere you go…slot your cock right in there….now move your hips for me, stud! Maybe with your forearms on the wall for support, work those hips and move that dick! I’ll hold it steady and work it at a tempo to match your own…your frosting-slick glans pumping inches from my face, filling the air with the combined scent of aroused Nonny cock and delicious sugary sweetness~
>>79883512Fffucck it feels so good. God I’m already gettin so fucking close. I’m so ready to make a huge sticky mess all over that donut.. fuck it’s gonna be loud gooey and fuckin thick! Fucck finish me off with that donut and make me glaze it!
>>79883460Look, this amount of nonsense is ridiculous. Lapis Donuts are making me crave something sweet that I can't eat anymore. It's better for me to leave for a couple of hours, so that I won't have to endure an idiot like you alongside my sugar cravings.Women have standards, and I'm not crazy enough to come within 1000 miles of any woman who doesn't, let alone show interest in someone like me.I want to die, but not being skinnend alive and sewn in a dress, and the kind of woman who even thinks of interacting with me would certainly do that.
>>79883524Mmmm, you got a lot pent up in those balls for me? Goooood boy….>For the final leg of the strokejob, Lap gently holds Anon’s penis vertically near the base, letting the donut repeatedly sink down his length from gravity’s pull, teasing him a little, before working towards that ultimate final goal… The donut’s hole has molded itself to perfectly fit around Anon’s circumference, with Lapis’ fingers squeezing it from the outside, applying just the right amount of force to keep the donut’s integrity while delivering plenty of pleasure to the horny night owl Nonny! Mmm….ffffuck yesss, I can feel you throbbing….you’re so close…just a few….more….strokes…!!~
>>79883613Oh fuck I’m cumming!!>the anon moans hard as his cock finally gives in and starts shooting rope after rope all over that donut. He feels her pull back and hold the donut right in front of his cock causing it to shoot rope after rope of thick glazing all over the donut causing it to get covered in that thick gunky glaze of his!
>>79883641>Lap grins hard and patters her feet on the floor as Anon blows his beautiful load, waiting til he’s all done before licking a drippy strand off the donut, then leaning in for a big bite of the most cum-coated spot! She moans and holds up an ok sign with forefinger and thumbMmmph….dee….lish….~(Hope you enjoyed Non, I love this kind of cute silly stuff! I gotta pass the FUCK out now, but thank you so so much for playing!)
>>79883446Are you fully off ssri meds now?
>>79883697Ffuck yeeah it was good!
>>79882309Being Luna's extra small phone anon sounds cute
Give list of avas plox.
>>79883813For what
>>79883900Heh, that's for me to blow, you to grind out.
Anyone up at this ungodly hour?
>>79883925Go to bed in case of tomorrow sex.
>>79883925Put that butte away.
>>79883930That would be the smarter course of action. Okay, I will do that!
>>79883958>Shows more butte in defiance.Now I reset for the day ahead!
>want to RP a slut with no standards>just chainsucking and chainfucking anons>approached by one anon with awkward energy>doesn't feel intellectually on your level, like a lower functioning autist>messes up your groove>makes you consider getting standardshate when this happens
>>79884074hellooo
>>79884074Being an awkward horny autist does not mean you can write a good awkward horny autist
>>79884074Standards are the worst. Like imagine a dick flops out and it's too weird for you to suck. All your slutcred goes out the window.
>>79884074That's why I stopped ERPing. You will never be good enough. Your partner will never be interested enough. Just a waste of time.
>>79884135Speak for yourself.
>>79884162I am speaking for myself.
>>79884135Milky was interested in your titcows.
I just want to be a whore teacher who sucks nuts out of dicks. >>79884082hey there anon>>79884089>Being an awkward horny autist does not mean you can write a good awkward horny autistyeah, it's like I discovered there are ways of typing and presenting yourself that can throw off a sexually charged encounter. I spend less time going "How can I make his dick explode" and more like "okay he forgot that he's behind me trying to go doggystyle and is now teleporting to my face to fuck my mouth but also finger me from behind yo wait what the fuck is going on">>79884095>Standards are the worst. Like imagine a dick flops out and it's too weird for you to suck. All your slutcred goes out the window.Yeah, that's the problem. I wanted to emulate my favorite doujins and H-games but the RP quality from the boys is noticeably absent and I feel like I'm putting in too much effort on my end. Like I'm on my knees using my tight slutty lips in ways you've never dreamed of, trying to make you bust on my face, and you are barely doing anything on your end. Like fucking pull my hair, call me a good slut, talk about how your toes are curling and your spine is tingling, please>>79884135>That's why I stopped ERPing. You will never be good enough. Your partner will never be interested enough. Just a waste of time.I have had some decent ERP lately, but the time zones have been shit. My best partners are over in central europe for some fucking reason, so I have to stay up until 6:30am to have them make me cum, by then I'm so tired
>>79884197That's another reason to never ERPing ever again.
>>79884210You said your partner would never be interested
>>79884208Anons playing males are an accursed race. Forgive them their failures, teach them to do better.
>>79884220Milky is not a 'partner'. He, you, Hotaru, and Lupin are just a weird kind of mix between a sexual disease and a colon parasite.
>>79884233Why Lupin?
>>79884208>Like fucking pull my hair, call me a good slut, talk about how your toes are curling and your spine is tingling, pleaseyou have a praise kink.When a man is telling you you're doing a good job, you do it even better
>>79884265Imagine being harassed by the same person every fucking day, here and on Discord. A person who only wants you to play the characters he wants, in a way he approves of, so that every time you interact with him, you have to provide him a GFE. Nowadays, such a person pays someone to pretend on OF, but I had to do it for free and never complain because I shouldn't be allowed to be annoyed or depressed, or God forbid, SICK, that would ruin his immersion.
>>79884296I want to suck your dick, JauneArc. How do you feel about that? If I pulled down your pants in this thread right here, right now, would you let me?
haha what
>>79884307
>>79884348How is it bait? I'm trying to come on to you and put some actual ERP in this ERP thread. I literally offered to get on my knees and suck that fucking knob of yours in front of all these anons unsolicited and you're just like "I dunno feels like a trick"Like how often do cock-sucking pranks even pop up in the ERP thread? I've never seen one. Pretty much every attempt to suck another anon's dick has been legitimate.So, what do you say, Jaune? You done being doubtful and morose about your lack of play, and let this stupid whore slob on your knob?
>>79884433I can't handle this level of shitposting right now. My head hurts.
Nozomi is defined by being a grumpy sourpuss. If you play with him, it messes with his image.
>>79884433As the other guy said, Nozo will not ERP out of principle. Why does he still come to this thread when he hates it? Nobody knows.
>>79884498>>79884517I've made it clear countless times that I hate pity fucks, Anon. There's nothing more humiliating than receiving things out of pity, especially things you have no right to have. And that's not even the point. Nobody who's right in the head would ask someone for a blowjob in response to them insulting Lupin. That's literally a whole can of red flags that not even Broodsow could put out.Who in his right mind sees a raging, ugly, cancerous old man and says, 'By Jove! I want to suck his caterpillar dick!" Sure, ask me to ERP so you all can laugh at my lack of skill, you wait for nothing else, after all.
this nigga arguing his way out of a free blowjob in the dryest thread everis he fucking retarded
Uh let me act pitiful and hateful, then everyone approaching me must be doing it out of pity and actually hate me.If everyone hates me then I can hate everyone back. Wow, genius.
>>79881571Folk is pretty fun to listen to, although my knowledge of what folk is is very limited.https://youtu.be/NCzUV95VIEIIs my favorite, but I dunno if this truly counts as folk.https://youtu.be/nJxjTeNAKpsAlso another favorite, and what I think counts as folk. Irish folk, at least.
>>79884549>>79884560Yes, because I have no writing skills. I'd rather not humiliate myself by failing in front of you lot, even if it's the driest thread. If I wanted to write erotic fan fiction, I could try going anonymous. But then what? When all I can produce is barely readable drivel, what's the point in trying, whether it's free or not?Pity fucks are just humiliating because you know you have no right to ERP, and whoever offers it wouldn't get any pleasure from it.If you can't even be in the top three, then there's no point in trying at all.I am not acting this way for a pity fuck, you stupid idiots. I hate this way because I hate you all.
>>79884478>I can't handle this level of shitposting right now. My head hurts.Did you just give me the "not right now I have a headache" line on me? WTFWhy are you even here with that hard dick of yours if you're not going to even try to let someone please it? Why not be on Steam playing games or on another /trash/ thread? >>79884543>Who in his right mind sees a raging, ugly, cancerous old man and says, 'By Jove! I want to suck his caterpillar dick!"It's me, hiI'm the suckslut, it's me.During suck-timeeverybody agrees>>79884594>I hate this way because I hate you all.You're not you when you're not getting your dick sucked. Just stop resisting you fucking tease. I want that catterpillar in my mouth, you fucking weirdo, stop resisting
>>79884653You know what. Do as Reze. You can suck my cock without me being involved at all in the action. So everybody will be happy.If you don't know what I am talking about because you will keep pretending this stupid act of being a newfag, then ask an anon about it. I'm done with your shit.
I am so depressed, lost the ability and the desire to play games, the only game I play right now is an Idle one because the game play itself happens without me being involved. And the only other thread I was on was VT, but since Raora de facto graduated, I see no reason to even go there.I tried going to FTT once. The guy playing Hestia there was so annoyed by my ERP that he literally copied and pasted someone else's session at me, one with IOWA straight from ERP.
>>79884684>You know what. Do as Reze. You can suck my cockYES, FINALLY. Will do, JauneArc. Would you prefer it be by the poolside or in a bed?
>>79884719>I am so depressedI know something that can help with that....
>>79884752>>79884733>>79884719>>79884684if you could stop samefagging yourself JauneArc that would be great we know this "suck anon" is just you trolling a slow thread
>>79883925You could have saved us.
>>79884653God this picture is sexy.
>>79884799>God this picture is sexy.You're sexy, anon.
>>79884756
>>79884842I know the double browser trick nigga you ain't fooling me
>>79884844>>79884752>>79884733Samefag
>>79884835Dang I'd fuck you but I have to be up soon and I bet you're euro or something so our schedules probably are out of sync.
>>79884904Nah I'm American, but have the same issue with eurobongs I RP with
>>79884928Oh hell yeah maybe we'll meet up then.
A meeting between shitters. A match made in a toilet.
>>79884974Close, match made in a /trash/can.
>>79884974You're way too lonely and unattractive to be talking shit.It's shit like this why quality people won't RP with you.
>>79884998ERP is trash designated shitting thread.>>79885008It's a good thing there a no people of quality here.
>>79885008To be fair, he's never looking for rp nor has he really asked to rp in a long time.
>>79884835Rory is peak, nice to get some good character choices in the morning
>>79885046This is an ERP thread. Why are you here if you don't want to ERP?
>>79885164>Rory is peak, nice to get some good character choices in the morningHehe, yeah, I like how this thread is a little more open to Rory. The last ERP discord I was on kept asking "Isn't she a little young?" and I said "Is that bad? I can go younger if you want"They all hated me openly in public chat but DMed me in secret.Hypocrites. Unable to admit their true desires.
>>79880806Molesting someone.
>>79885189Rory is probably older than most of the characters they played. But there's also a power in holding that over their head, seeing how high an d mighty they are in public while knowing how lowly they are in private
>>79885198>>79885189
Gigantic, colossal, enormous, immense tits for overdevelopped needy brats
>>79885227Me as the brat except you never stick around and play
>>79885227Something tells me you want to milk Ifrit's fat bitchbreaker.
>>79885210Oh, you want to molest Rory (me)?
>>79885180I'd imagine people come here, though this applies to other threads in /trash/ as a whole, for a number of reasons. Sure, a lot come here to erp, but others come to socialize, and then some come to create drama or shitpost for the fun of it. Threads might have a specific theme attached to them, but that doesn't mean the people coming in have to follow it, especially if their reasons for doing so lean towards malicious intent. That's my two cents.
For sure, I don't come here to have a generic HG shitter to harass me while I am shittalking someone else.
>>79883156Not just a hors but a GILF to boot too!>>79884727Wacky Tachy>>79885189The loudest preachers hold the dirtiest secrets...>>79885240Morning Double.
>>79885207>Rory is probably older than most of the characters they played. But there's also a power in holding that over their head, seeing how high an d mighty they are in public while knowing how lowly they are in privateIt's fun, it turns into a little playful teasing game, where they try to explain away the real reason they are in my DMs at all, and as they discuss more and more I IV drip them sexier and sexier pics of Rory
>>79885293NTA but yes
Ew JauneArc postedI don't know what it says but it's probably stupid lol
>>79885342You sound like the best kind of person to DM. Rory might get you hit with a vacation here, since people are over eager to report all loli
>>79885350>>79885342>>79885198Samefag
>>79885338Morning, whoever you are?
I didn't know that girl was 13 when I said that pic was sexy wtf. I mean it's still a sexy pic but now I feel kinda weird. Oh well.
What a slow day.
>>79885274I would never lose to such a big, fat, juicy and needy cock! But helping such a cute girl would be quite fun. There's something hot about teasing brats and needy boys/girls with big sweaty oiled up tits giving them the worst type of sexual awakening! One that'll give them a big, massive breasts and older woman kink for the rest of their lives.And yes, Ifrit is very cute!>>79885239I'm just posting! There's nothing wrong with that.
>>79885430Hey Herras, started True Detective and it's been a blast, thanks for recommending it.
>>79885430oi.>flicks a couple pebbles.Had two quick questions regarding the idea we talked about last time.
>>79885436You're worse than Nozo
>>79885381where do i find nonnyposting then...
>>79885381>You sound like the best kind of person to DM. Rory might get you hit with a vacation here, since people are over eager to report all loliYeah, I'll have to make a throwaway discord for this thread if I wanna do some Rorysucc>>79885415>I didn't know that girl was 13 when I said that pic was sexy wtf. I mean it's still a sexy pic but now I feel kinda weird. Oh well.its a drawing you'll be fine
>>79885453You're very welcome, but I don't think it was me that recommended it. I've never even seen it. I would've said Twin Peaks.>>79885469>Flicks a couple cloves of garlic back.Shoot.
>>79885436You just know Ifrit's getting around that age, keeping an extra close eye on her adoptive mother from Rhine Lab and watching how her clothes cling tightly to her thick, curvy body. She might go without a bra one day, and Ifrit will see them bounce and wobble lots, feeling something tightening in her chest and a growing heat between her legs. Then everyday after, her antics get riskier, watching her change in her room, peeking under her clothes while she sleeps, even following her into the showers! Until one day she slips up, and Silence finds her on the floor with that massive girlmeat larger than her own forearm already erect and throbbing. Will she punish Ifrit? Or will Silence give in to her years of pent-up lust and treat her adoptive daughter like nothing more than a living sex toy?
>>79885498I'm sure there's more than Rory succ waiting. 8's /erp/ thread is safer for more petite things. I look forward to plenty of teasing to flick the moral compass
>>79885403Camilla. Sort of a regular here.
>>79885532Don't encourage shitters
>>79885526wah!Just wanted to ask, since I don't think it ended up being too clear, whether you'd rather write D'arce or Le'garde for the scene. I'm fine with doing either but just in case you had a preference. The second was just what times and days might happen to be possible for you.
>>79885539Oh, I knkw who you are. I just didn't recognize you is all.
>>79885471A lot of people are worse than me. You, for one. Herr Ass. The retarder HG cucksucker. Double. The list of people worse than me is really long.
>>79885210>>79885293I wasn’t the one who linked our posts together but…..I’d be down to put hands on her.
>>79885538Hmmm, all roads point to 8 I see.
>>79885571>attaches the suction cups to your italian pepperoni nips!
>>79885539Aerith is cute, would pay for her flower
>>79885539Absolutely beautiful.
>>79885602>>79885605Samefaggot
>>79885557Its not the only face of mine.
>>79885554Mmh, I think I could do a pretty decent Le'garde. I can work up the ego for the role, at least. Shouldn't be too hard.As for when, somewhere next weekend, or after? I'll be out of the country for most of next week, and I'm not bringing my laptop to write smut in the hotel sadly...
>>79885607There's no need for you to do that. Here's one of mine. Free of charge!>>79885615Thank you! You're kind of cute as well.
>>79885623>makes kissy noises as I flick on the switch and milk starts flowing out of that hairy italian chest!
>>79885634I can't say I know off the top of my head how many characters you play, but then again, I myself haven't had a clear roster in ages. I just play whatever my imagination brings to me if someone likes the idea, or vice versa. What made you say hello? I don't think we've really spoke.
>>79882400Hi Anon, sorry I had to sleep. Thanks for doing this, I appreciate it a lot!You're right, I don't ERP much, or even regular RP for that matter. The characterization is tough for me, especially for someone like Fern it's hard for me to envision a scenario where she would realistically get sexual with a stranger so I ended up playing her like a generic woman, I suppose.I'll do some reading and see if I can't make my imagery more descriptive, then. That is genuinely helpful advice. I'm glad I at least got a B.Also,>goonulateLmao.
>>79885532Even if it's not a proper thing to do I'm pretty sure that someone like Silence would do anything she says as long as she behaved. There's nothing wrong with being at the age where girls with a stacked body like that owl just make you wanna bend them over, breed them, ask for a nursing handjob, and even make them kiss and worship those big fat nuts accepting *she* was looking forward this aswell. I don't think Silence would ever punish Ifrit for something so natural, you know? Many years of pent up lust and wanting to do it would result in hour long nursing handjobs, rewiring her brain to be permanently horny for the other girls at the lab too, not just her mom. Taking turns on the overproductive and needy kid of the lab. Silence and Saria giving ifrit a double paizuri or Mumu using all her clones to overstimulate her until her brain was just porn.
>>79885635That so? alright, sounds quite good to me.Ah, gotcha, well then we can see again around the tail end of next week to pin down something more specific.Good luck with your travel too!
>>79885602>I wasn’t the one who linked our posts together but…..I’d be down to put hands on her.Excellent, gotta set up a time to get hands roaming her (my) body.
>>79885603It's not as lively there, just don't want you getting banned because people come here just to shitpost and report people
>>79885811When’s a good time for you? Im about to be busy for the next 9 hours, but afterwards, I’m free the rest of the day for diddling activities.
>>79885699It happens a lot when it comes to new people and faces and characters and whatnot. Its not a big deal really as what matters is the chemistry and camaraderie we have whenever we play or talk. More of a freelanced mind when it comes to archetypes and such. I assume that the only constant I can expect from you aside from the snippy sass are those nuns you post? Why did I say hello? I don't know why exactly. Just felt like it or I like to hear from everyone myself as opposed to secondhanded accounts.
>>79885787That sounds good to me. I'll be waiting warmly to see that cute, pale face of yours pop up again. Want me to bring you anything home?
>>79885774Ehhh? Really? Silence might come to regret that later, though! After that one heated moment, that bratty Ifrit will take full advantage of her weakness, barging into her lab or room just so her mom can gag on her fat cock or sandwich it in between her huge rack! She'll hug her side first, looking up into her eyes with horny need, that stupidly big bitchbreaker already poking at her belly. She'd have so much energy that getting off once is nowhere near enough to satisfy her, and Silence will find herself on her back or bent over something more often than standing up! If everyone in Rhine Lab does their part to keep Ifrit in check, though, then maybe it'll be alright. Saria might be scary for Ifrit at first, but if she catches her and Silence in the heat of it, I'm suuure she'll join in! Helping Silence tame her bratty cock, making her cum so much more than with Silence alone. Mumu's definitely down to fuck whenever and wherever! Who knooows. She might've already used one of her clones to get Ifrit off already! Then one night, she'll gang up on the poor girl with her clones and take it all for herself...~
>>79885845Secondhand accounts? You make it sound like my greatness is being discussed in Sophie's discord server or something.
>>79885888>>79885774Can you two take your pedoshit somewhere else
>>79885891Hamfisted.
>>79885874Mm, I'll be around until such a time, ye flatterer. I'd ask for something of the local flavours but... I don't think you'd be able to get something like that across... just a little trinket will do.
>>79885891I wouldn't know anything about that. Anytime Discord is brought up its in service of schizophrenic paranoiac babbling. To me at least. I'd like to see how they are with my own experience instead of someone else's. I was warned of Rance but grew to love him when we played.
>>79885961I appreciate your open mindedness but I don't make art with people for the mere sake of judging them. You either have the wrong motive to speak to me or you're going about it with the wrong tool. If you have an idea for a roleplay, I'll always be all ears.
Sophie's discord harem
>>79885888All that sounds amazing! I'd reply with more but work has me super busy. You really have your way with words, we should RP sometime!
>>79886187I'll likewise be busy soon, too, so it's fiiiine! If you're around Monday night, we can totally play! Anyways, take care for noooow!
>>79886187>>79886213Fuck off pedos
>>79885983I don't go into meeting people for the sake of judgement. That goes for anytime you talk to people but I have gotten along with about almost anyone I've talked to here. You don't seem like a tool. More like an appliance. I don't feel as horny this evening but I do feel snug.
>>79886095Isn't it great that we have a VIP space to apparently accuse people of things and then force them to defend themselves with dick in their mouth? How very fair, just, and reasonable it is to make one person defend themselves through the metaphors of roleplay and then pit their words against those of someone with the ability to speak clearly. A hamfisted strategy indeed. Genuinely, I'm not even sure what this is about.
>>79886095
>>79886266Wait what is it even about? I was just going with the bit.
>>79886345Who knows? I'm still waiting to hear these "secondhand accounts" people are giving of me.
>>79886366I think Camilia just mentioned secondhand accounts in the abstract to contrast with talking to people directly.
>>79886398Not the vibe I'm getting
>>79885914A trinket for the vampire who has everything... I'll try and think of something cute. A little rabbit keychain, maybe.When I'm back, I'll be off work for another week - so we should easily be able to align timezones to write.
>>79886264>You don't seem like a tool. More like an appliance.Rance would say this.
>>79885817/HG/ is laughing at us because of Lapis...
>>79886479Crossposter...
>>79886475Kamina too.
>>79880806Beako's dumptruck adventures
>>79886567STRANNY LOOK IT'S YOUR HONEYPOT BRAT
Me on the right and who?
>>79886616Die Kamina
>>79886479Very cute Frierens
>>79886657The Kamina?
>>79886787The only.
>>79886616A shitty ava.
Me
>>79886398I've seen people talk about how this guy sucks or she did something and such like that even though haven't seen it directly in the threads. Despite me lurking a lot.I don't even know who Kamina is or to be precise, I don't know a lot about him apart from hearsay.>>79886408I didn't mean to give it off so. It becomes confusing when there's other aspects to this place that gets brought up. I really do want to get to know you. >>79886475I was only trying to be silly. Looks like that fell flat like a waffle.
>>79886843My men?
>>79886846Well, if you ever stumble across an idea for a roleplay, I'll gladly hear it. I'm afraid I'm not at all familiar with final fantasy games though. As far as media goes, my current longing is the next season of Frieren. It's an excellent show but also just a nice talking piece. There's one episode where the demon Lugner is held at swordpoint by a lord whose son was killed in battle; Lugner, demon that he is, mirrors the explanation he is given and repeats it as a lie, insisting that his own father was killed in battle just the same, rhetorically taking the place of the man's own son to lower his guard. It's an impressive trick for how simple it is, but what's interesting about the show itself is that the author employs her own demons' lies as storytelling tools. In a later episode, Stark, a human warrior who lost his whole family to demons, is taken in by yet another lord whose son fell in battle. Stark bears a serious resemblance to the man's son, and the man wants to hide his son's death from the public for some time. Just the same, the man bears a striking resemblance to Stark's late father, giving him a way to process unfinished business. But ultimately, the entire episode itself is Lugner's lie from several episodes prior, only it's been changed from a lie to fiction.
>>79886843We have an Asuka? Kamina should be happy.
>>79887122No humies tho
>>79887232Niggers aren't humans
>>79887255Neither are you
>>79887307Fuck off troon
ive had a really really bad day
>>79887349>Pats your head. Do you want to talk about it?
>>79887349*Hug*
I wonder if that Loona I played with is around
>>79887381i wish you would show me the best titties youve ever laid eyes onthat would really cheer me up before bed >>79887404thanks anon hug
>>79887441Really nigger
>>79887454really
>>79887349Don't worry. Tomorrow you will have one way worse.
>>79887474doubt it lack of titty is going to give me a brain aneurysm or a tumorlife is pain
Oh it's fucking buttersharts
migrate when ready>>79887509>>79887509>>79887509
>>79887470You have to be shitposting right
>>79887487Life is shit, and then you die.
>>79887525sorry ive had a really really bad day
>>79880806Monster rats.
