/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>TagPrevious: >>79807312Dessert editionBy posting on this thread la caca Silluellyu psychopathnarcissist accepts he eats rotten eggs and loves it when niggers shit down his throat
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I tried nightreign after a long time and I kept misclicking the buttons because I’m used to the Nintendo switch controller… anyway the lvl1 deep of the night was easy but the games are so lengthy I felt tired
>>79887005This I barely have the power to play anything
any friends?
>>79887293yo
>>79887354haiiii!
>>79887363what sort of things do you like to do fren
>>79887390vidya and ttrpgs, mostly. I also ski on occasions. My favorites of all time are tboi and etg, although i'm really into first person exploration games recently
>>79887652cracker
>>79887723itoddler
Bump
I am too busy playing poe to do any bumping or baking
>>79887964I can hump oh I mean hump I mean hump I mean bump
I am busy too playing games
>>79888100Sexo
Vcing with my boyfriend rn
I've spent like the last week talking with someone on VC for hours. I kind of want something more with them but like idk. I've been so much more motivated to do everything lately I think they have such a positive presence and I don't want to lose that. I've started fantasizing about moving in together but idk. We aren't a couple but we do share a lot about ourselves with eachother and we flirt a lot. Sometimes I feel like I'm just being delusional and this is just what they would consider normal friend behaviour. That's not how it feels to me though.
>>79888522I always voice chat with my girlfriend when we play games together
>>79889006Be honest with your feelings and chances are he feels the same. If you two are flirting then it is very likely he also does share similar vibes for you, but go for it is my advice.
I'm too shy to voice chat with anyone
I'm fucking shit at everything i practice and try. I just never improve at anything I do. What's the point in living. I have no friends, I'm stupid, I'm ugly and have no skills. I have fucking nothing
>>79890103Don't give up hope! We're here for you. I am here for you
>>79890103>>79890392Can you make a different type of posts than this crap?
sorry for ruining your mood ill go fuck off and be alone again. Have a good day haha
>>79890452gtfo loser
>>79890452I love you. Please let me lick your asshole baby
>>79889953Ui...my beloved...
>>79889953I can talk while gaming so you can hear my shitty shrieky voice
>>79890652Shitty shrieky voice... Heaven
>>79887964Can I have your tag golu sama? Mwah mwah mwah
Sexo with sullySexo with sylwareSexo with acazSexo with golu
does anyone have any tupla guides saved
>>79889953Do you shower daily?
>>79891163every 2 days!>>79890652honestly I really dislike any kind of talking online if it isn't texting, I think I'm just too used to it.. plus listening to someone talk and lagging behind with responses because I have to write out a paragraph isn't fun
>>79892062No... Nooo you have to shower every day! You're not cute any more!!!
How can some people skip showering? It is such a nice feeling when the hot water and steam engulfs your body in a quiet secluded place...I would unironically shower 6 or even 7 times a day if it weren't for the water/electricity waste
>>798923256..........7?
>>79892325
>>79892627NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>79892325AY AY AY SIX SEVEEEEEEEN
bump
>>79895388Me on top of you
>>79895420You are the cute Jufufu on top of me, yes.
>>79895469kek
>>79895469Me below plowing you above
>>79895563any erp is gay here. there are no women on 4cuck
>>79895563
What happened to this general
>>79895939Everyone left, there are only 6 of us left... well with you joining 7 actually
>>79895939We're getting about 6 or 7 posts every 30min rn. That's not too bad
>>79895985Unc learned about this joke yesterday
Hewo I’m an autistic Gooner m25 looking to chat!
>>79896023I'm probably younger than you ojisan~Don't go too hard on me kay'?At least not here... there are other places for that~
how do we chat if you didn't post a tag
>>79896069Nah I'm younger
Teto fatigue has set in.
>>79896125Sylware sickness if you will
>>79896125Uhm you can see me play as Vivian in a different place if Teto doesn't do it for you anymore...But I mean how could you say no to someone THIS cute?!>>79896146I will make your dick sick with blood overflow! I also have the cure for that btw
>>79896199You don't like me though.
>>79896199I don't do Germans.
If anyone is interested in AMWF (Asian male White female) raceplay between popular cheerleader sorority White girls and nerdy virgin Asian guys, feel free to msg me.I also like interracial (AMWF) stepsis stuff.>Discordpineco2759
LOL
>>79896090A question rarely asked, but must be answered.
>>79896937but that's not a question?
>>79896199
I did bad so i gave myself another bruise
>>79898917What happened anon?
>>79896090My tag is jackieg283
>>79899692I'm just a fucking worthless loser who's incapable of being good at anything. I can't be good at one thing or make a friend or have an attractive quality or be smart. I'm just fucking stupid useless shit. It's all I am I'm just shit. I get insulted and degraded every day and I deserve it. I'm just always depressed and everyone thinks I'm annoying. I want to fucking shoot myself. I need to shoot myself I need to shoot myself. I'm worthless I'm nobody I need to shoot myself so everyone can stop being bothered by my anonymous venting. I'm just an annoying depressed burden good for nothing waste of useless stupid shit I need to kill myself
>>79896199>vivianSuddenly I love you now wow what a coincidence
>>79900108Ok, but like, what are you doing? What are you doing that you fuck up in every day that you post about it like this every day? Are you bowling, doing something at work? Why post about it here? Why not go to therapy if you're self harming?
>>79900108I agree with the other anon mostly. You need some kind of therapy, to love yourself and not hurt yourself more
>>79900240therapy is just cope. It won't make me better at anything i want to be good at it will just trick me into thinking it's ok to be a failure
>>79900647What is it you wanna be good at?
>>79900661video games
>>79896366Weird post. Try going outside for 6 or 7 minutes
>>79901319me on the right
I just keep losing. I need to self harm worse. If practicing doesn't make me improve then I need to self harm as punishment
Get help and stop posting on a thread where half of them are nearly as mentally ill as you.
>>79901498I've tried but nothing made me better at video games
>>79901437Why do you need to punish yourself for that? Self harm is just gonna make you worse
>>79901540cause I've practiced and played hundreds of hours and I'm still retarded useless bottom scoring dead weight worthless shit. what else do I do if practicing doesn't make me improve
Quit gettin’ mad at video games.
>>79901895I dont get mad at them often. It's usually depressed
I love every anon here and I hope they love themselves too
hello dfwb users. i often fantasize about having a strange autistic relationship with someone similar to me who is into the same weird interests i havei realize now that this is probably the best website to look for someone like that but i have always been scared of this website
>>79903473what kind of weird interests? No need to be scared anon we're all autistic and strange here too
>>79903732thank u i appreciate it. i guess it's kind of hard to explain just impromptu but i enjoy daydreaming about clicking with someone on discord and being really organically close to them and chatting with them every day and screensharing what im playing with them. it would have to be organic though not forced. i like orbs/waddling heads and sonic games for starters i guess if i had to say two interests right off the bat. i have only really had one friend that was kind of like this and we were really just not meant for each other. i also met two nice people not recently that were kinda similar but got ghosted for really stupid reasons. i know im kind of describing it badly probably but my hope is someone who is a lot like me reads this and their heart skips a beat and they're like "wow is this really the person i have been needing in my life all this time". idk i guess i can talk about it more if anyone wants to hear. im not expecting much out of this
>>79903843all told that sounds pretty normal. Making friends that you can have fun, natural conversations with is always nice. I'm curious if you like waddling heads in a sexual way or a cute way though
>>79904016i think it's interesting and a little reassuring you find that normal. i like them in both ways. the very close relationship would have to be natural though and we would have to build it up learning about each other over time. i don't know i guess im just kind of being silly and have too much free time and i want to meet another person who has too much free time and is similar to me and wants a similar thing. bleh
>>79904058Are you still around? I'd like to chat with you on discord if you want. Here's my tag; dreamcasting_
>>79904302lol we coincidentally have dreamcast themed names. are you the same as the other guy? nonetheless im willing to chat
Cute anons above me make me want to BUMP
>nonnies finding frens>I found a bf:)
Hewo I’m an autistic gooner m 25 my discord is jackieg283
>>79900108https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODcC5z6Ca0
>>79905493Happy for you anon
>>79903473>>79904058Why not make an add then?The format is literally in the OP>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>Tag
Bumo
Frens?
UP
is this thread still occupied by insane and unhinged schizos?
>>79909481Not currently
>>79909511oh cool, so i can chat here then! What's up people.
>>79909537Very good! Drinking some julmust and gonna play deadlock with a fren soon
>>79909616>julmustfucking based, I love it sooo much
>>79909798Also eating chocolate waffles. Feeling like a king rn
>>79909481SOMeTiMes
>>79909974eies
Frens
>>79904302Can I add you too?
I might be already kinda bored of poe2 maybe I'll finish E33 this year instead
>>79910627poe2 is jover, play e33
>>79910645the premise of this league was fun but no endgame sucks
any anons into transformation?
woke up. Still stupid still useless still a friendless piece of useless shit with no skills or smarts or looks. I just had to wake up. I just have to live another 16 hours of lonely hell
Woke up two hours ago and feeling like a king, everything is great and I ate cinnamon toast for breakfast
>>79910878I bought a bag of this cinnamon cereal and I ate one bowl with milk and it was way too sweet so now I have almost full unfinished bag of cinnamon cereal
>>79910896You should try unsweetened cereals with real honey, cinnamon and milk
>>79910351Sorry, I went to sleep. If you're still around sure
time to drink
time to be alone and not talk to anyone...again since I'm a useless loser with no friends lol
Do any of you want to be weeb frens and play games together or watch shows...maybe travel together if you're brave
>>79911178you have a good chance now go get her >>79911217
>>79906528i guess i just feel embarrassed about what I'm into, id rather just have it happen naturally in dms without writing an introductory text wall. but i see what you meananyway i woke up it was late and i was tired so i fell asleep
>>79910951this actually sounds much better but I think I just realised I don't like overly sweet things overall I just had a craving when I was at the store and was like why not
I can't make myself do anything I'm just so fucking depressed and have no one who cares and why should they lol. I just want god to give me the courage to shoot myself
>>79911512i wish i knew how to help sorry anon
>>79911512Would you like to talk?
>>79911217Yes, is there some catch?
>>79911217I'd like that a lot.
>>79911725you pay for her nitro and games
>>79911725I impregnate you.
>>79911316I mean, this is /trash/ anon, this isn't exactly a pure place to be in Just make an add and people who find you interesting will add you, that simple.
>>79911725Nope, I just wanted to connect with others and see where things go. I'm very laid back and accepting>>79911726We should try to be friends then!Posted above but my tag is dreamcasting_
>>79911869i guess you're right. i will probably have to make one sooner rather than later
>>79911928>dreamcasting_Damn I should have known it was you.
>>79911960Is there something wrong with them?
>>79911960Unfortunate, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day regardless.
>>79911995see >>79911790
>>79912013That's probably a falseflag/joke though
>>79911928Why should i even add you? Are you worth talking to?
>>79912130>NOOOOO WHERE ARE ALL THE FRENSfren shows up>Meh, not interested
Huge tranner cock
>>79912294
>>79912311I've got plenty more
>>79912336Keep going by all means.
>>79912349
>>79912130Sure, unless you're not that social. I can't force you to talk to me
>>79911928Could you post an add of yourself?
gonna talk to ai and pretend it's a real person since no one talks to me or even thinks about me ever lol. I hope I die soon haha
Reminder! Anyone that posts stuff like:>"Are you worth even adding?">"I don't want to waste my time"is very likely not worth any time at all and likely has mental delusions about themselves and others. Anyone actually worth a damn would add you/post their own tag, talk for a bit, and decide whether or not you'll click from there. >Bonus:In my experience of being here, these people also consistently post about how lonely they are! quite ironic huh?
>>79912581Dude drop your tag already please. Do you wanna whine or get friends?
>>79912618Trvthnvke, wise anon. Bonus points if they attention whore/avatarfag/never post their own tag and only give it out if you're "worthy"
>>79912618I miss SYD I wish that show would get a proper season instead constant OVA hell
>>79912624I'll post it again later if I'm feeling better. I've gotten ads before by people who wanted to abuse my depression and I don't want that
>>79912447>With/Without benefitsDon't care too much about this>HobbiesI collect a variety of games and own a bunch of consoles. I also watch seasonal anime still despite a lot of shows now being a little underwhelming. Travel semi frequently to go to conventions as well>Turn ons/offsDon't care about this much either, I'm a top though and i'm fairly athletic. >What do you want to do with your potential new friend?Hang out and enjoy various media together. Maybe we'll become pretty close!>Not looking forRetards that only play gacha games>Time zone and schedulingEST>TagPosted above
getting made fun of again lol this is why I hurt myself haha
shut the fuck up retard
>>79913503can i please add you already? If not then shut up
ok I'll shut up then. It's all I'm good for anyway.
>>79913626You won't though. You will post again, as you do
i like drawing
>>79913730wow that's cool
>>79912581 I'm depressed myself or I would offer to talk to youtwo depressed losers might just be too much anonif you wanna e friends without the benefits though I could talk if you want to
>>79914160Not the depressed guy but i would love to talk to you!
>>79914493why exactly?what are you looking for?
>>79914592literally anything that involves talking, i'm glad to try out talking to whoever wants to.
>>79914618Thats quite alright with me, drop a tag then
>>79914705wellbakedbun
>>79914160>>79914705I'd like to speak to you to!Here's my tag: awaanaia
>>79915653If you want you can add me too!>>79914731
Why isn't this thread fast any more?
>>79915766Schizos roped
I finally managed to get through another game, so it's TIMEFOR A BLOGPOST *drum roll*I finished a game called last command! The best way I could describe the gameplay is undertale with snake mechanics! I thought it was made by the nanoapostle devs because the module system is similair and pixel art, but surprisingly not! For some reason, I thought the "lore"/ worldbuilding was interesting this time around as wellIt's a short game, especially on easier difficulties! I want to 100% games though so max difficulty is is for me, and that was HELLBut at least the music is nice to listen to while suffer... The sax is stuck in my head... It's been a while since I talked about a game here, so I don't remember what I used to say!https://youtu.be/l3Snh91ZVeUI still have a bad habit of jumping in between games before finishing them.. Case in point, instead of finishing my other games I have at 95% I'm planning on using winter break to play clair obscure instead. It seems very story heavy, so I wanted to save it for when I'm relaxedOn a side note I DON'T WANNA STUUDYYYYY MY HEAD HURTS TOO MUCH CRAMMING okay I got that out of my system have a goodnight I suffer
>>79915792unfortuanetly those two afgg fags are still around but hopefully they'll get to it soon
>>79915809Afgg?
>>79915766I was told to shut up so I did. Shutting up again
>>79915806guy who only played nanoapostle>hmm this game gives off nanoapostle vibesI might give it a look. I kinda dropped Windswept, idk, maybe I'll pick it back up. It just felt like it was missing something that the DKC games had but I couldn't really put my finger on it. Was kinda boring me.
I hate when people brag about how little free time they have. I'm done with misery olympics.
>>79915766Because nothing ever happens in these threads? People stopped being interested
>>79915792I roped a fat one today~But I am not one of the schizos am I?Anyway just wanted to let you know guys! That I cummed hard with my cock <3
>>79917564you are one of them
>>79917145I like it when nothing happens in the thread.
>>79917564Why do you dislike me
>>79917856Ugh I'm not sure? I am sorry if I hurt your feeling nonny...Please do feel better tho! I'm sure you'll find your prince charming eventually!
>>79915848H-hey, I played other games besides nanoapostle...Unless you meant yourself, in which case MY COMRADEI hope you have fun! It might be a little boring at the start for you, the battles at the start felt a bit stretched out. I didn't know anything about the game and thought it was mostly mook battles, but I'd say it get's more interesting when the bosses start popping upAh, you might be the same anin who recommended windswept to me here one time! Else, it's a very funny coincidence. Honestly, I thought of it and DKC as seperate games, probably because the graphics are way different
>>79917938Why can't you be my prince charming
>>79917938This is extremely rude from you, I can't believe you turned out to be like Sillu.
>>79918064Eh you want me to~I mean if you are down to play with me then sure thing~I will try my best, just for (you) tonight <3
hi it's the anon who likes sonic and orbs. I'll make an intro later today, have been a little busy with stuff today. hopefully someone will click with it, keep an eye out if you like those things
>>79918136I want you to. I've spoken to you before, and I can add you again. Will you accept though?
lost almost all my placement matches so I'm gonna burn myself again lol
>>79918199Go ahead nonners~If you want to have fun cyber sex that is, with yours truly! Come and get your price
>>79918302If I'm being honest, I am not looking for e sex. I just hate the idea of someone disliking me enough to unadd me. I know, it's dumb. But it would make me feel better