you dumb /haha/ idiots. you were too slow to make a new thread. the FLEAS have taken over.
>>79901246what the FUCK
>>79901268*bites you*
damnguess it's sad timefeels like someone hit a switch in my brain
>>79901268I can't believe that an opossum's idea of self-defense is to make a stupid face and release a stinky smell. That's basically my morning routine.
>>79901350it's a joke possy.haha i hate myselfbait and switch editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79884381habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
>>79901367funny shape
Just shapes and peets (possum edition)
[Good(?) News] i took a shower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_oaNrAl83Q
GG guys no homo
>>79901386someone should make a real thread instead
i was disappointed in my inability to cook, so i opened up a cookbook, decided on something, and simply made it in a couple minutes without issue. i feel like a wizard from this arcane knowledge revealing itself to me enough that i don’t especially even feel like a retard for not having done it up until this point.
>>79901853You can get lots of second hand Williams-Sonoma cookbooks for like a dollar or two at a lot of thrift stores it's great since they normally cost like $30+
>>79901839yeah, and we should fumigate this thread before the fleas start spreading
>>79901473that is good news. being clean feels nice
>>79901246awoooo!
>>79902027yeah
possica and racchel
possums eat 1 trillion fleas per week
>>79901246awooo!
huge and soft, a fantastic combination
>>79901246
more like starshit poopers amirite
>>79901920noted. i have a trove gathering dust to peruse for now with my newfound powers, though.>>79901246awoo!
how do i stop caring
>>79901839this is the real thread>>79901386
>>79901246thelastonewassupposedtobeagifAWOOOO!!
>>79902669ntp but i missed that post completely
someone call for me?
sometimes i think about going to the local church
>>79901246>>79902166>>79902477>>79902556>>79902631>>79902687MAMASHKA!
>>79902893could be interessting to check out
>>79902963yeah i thought so. i thought maybe they would say things that would make me feel a little better even if i dont fully believe in it
trying to enjoy christmas but im just about to lose it
>>79902996it's possible. there's a christian radio station i listen to once in a while and it's a nice change of pace if nothing else. a lot of the music is ass though
>>79903170i know the feeling. what's eating you poss?
>>79903225lot of stuff but the biggest one is age coupled with my family still thinking im basically a huge retard and some of the internet censorship stuff happening lately. i hope you only know the feeling from the past and not currently!
the sun comes up and i'm all wossed outis this what yeener was talking about
i should probably trim my bush
>>79903361sorry poss. i was the "fucked up" one of my family so i can imagine what you're dealing with. i hope you can still enjoy the christmas season despite the negativity.money problems got me about to lose it. i guess loneliness too to a lesser extent. it'll all work out eventually though.
>>79903511i need to shave mine
>>79903505don't take advice from yeeners
>>79903522thank you poss (raccy). i hope you realize that you arent fucked up and actually anyone who hates you or dislikes you is fucked up and in reality you are the cutest one of all. i hope one day soon youre happy and not worried about money (as much) and enjoying your life without loneliness.
more like scutmas
guys... i think yeen might be racist...
>>79902893>>79902996i feel like it'd just be weird hanging around being like "yeah i don't believe in any of this shit but your vibes are cool"it'd just be too much god and not enough vibes and they'd spend the whole time trying to convert me and not just being chill and also the vibes wouldn't even be good
>>79903778im already in love you dont have to try to convince me more
>>79903836shut yo bitch ass up
20 bucks says they break up by the end of next year
[thinking of hot deer men] 20 bucks....
i'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks (also thinking of hot deer men)
>>79903808also it might just be like hanging around a hobbyist group while emphatically not being into their hobbyit'd just be like "why are you here"
Verizon texts me phone ads more than my family or friends contact me
it's cold and lonely at the end of your lifeand nobody sleeps until they... turn out the lights
ugh, i can believe you made me blow 20 bucks at that lousy gay bar
>>79904241hope owner
>>79904298i wish i owned hope
>>79904241that costs $1600/mo to rent + first and last + $2000 cleaning deposit no kids no pets no noise between 5pm and 9am
hi possies home from work how are you?
>>79904407terrible (ok)
i think im gonna message himim nervous
eepy time
>>79904407depressed (fine)
>>79904407hard (wossing)
ferks is what hiv would be like as a person
it makes me seethe a little bit that what scarce few friends i have have way more active social lives than me. like yeah, haha, i totally have other stuff to do other than hang out with you, you totally aren’t the only decent human interaction i’ve had in the past year.>>79904441i bless you with good luck. this is also retroactive so if it already went well you know it was because of me.
>>79904407exhausted from de hoarding all day but now at home with the possums wishing i was a fox being given pets or potentially a really big fluffy wolf being praised for being so good and offered a warm place to sleep with the promise of treats and food in the morning
who the hell is Hiv?
my nutsack so itchy
>>79905072uve got crabs
>>79905087wrong
my nutsack is smelly
>>79905157uve got yeens
>>79905094crabs got you?? on my honor i will save you from their terrible pincers my prince! HYAAAAH!!!
I’m not dumb my iq is 87 wich is close two 100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01NpPk94Nwmy favorite episode of avgn
>>79903505dean and gene yeen
tfw you find the secret porn account
tfw you see the yeenhole
dying all the time
>>79906032possy murphy be like
boyfriends
came so now i'm just taking an interest in this guy's erotic fantasies to be polite tbqh
he's a lot like me if i weren't such a fat ugly chud
sucks to know i'm not an anthro and that i probably won't even get a suit
my morning shid blocked the toilet
asking again if anyone knows if Bad Dragon is affected by Trump's tariffs.
>>79907369idk
i havent spoken to the majority of my family in a decade, the last ones i cut out were my parents a few months ago, now its pretty much just my sisters i sometimes talk withits just tiring, im going to be 30 next year and none of these people have progressed or developed themselves, theyre on the same shit they were on when i was 10and they refused to just let me do my thing, every time i did something for myself it was met with criticism, they would only offer support in an endeavor they wanted me to go through withand for most of them it was when i was at my absolute worst and needed help and instead of being lent a hand in any way, they let me fail, and then scolded me for it afterwardsthe exact words i remember from my grandfather are "youre not going to do anything that stupid like that ever again, are you?"havent spoken to him since, they send me birthday and christmas cards i toss in the trash before stepping back inside the houseand i am all the better for it, i progress, i do new things, i enjoy myself
>>79907369nah, domestic manufacturing in arizonaa true american business supported by the administration
>>79904731he doesn't have sex
>>79907698but if I ship to Canada will I get a bigger gap in my wallet than the toy's worth?
poss, you havent touched your breakfast, is something wrong?
alarm didnt wake me, but there also wasnt a notification saying i missed it, and it was on hum, weird
>>79907955gangstalkers
My family is mostly overly-competitive conservative white suburban types who seem to think their lifestyle and value system is superior and I'm a pathetic loser for not passively letting them mold me into thatI cut contact with my parents because they were abusive, and generally the other men in my family because everything turns into some kind of weird petty ego standoff with themalso they keep treating me like some poor impressionable little simpleton with no thinking process of my own
thje fleas got meffffffffffffleeeeeeeeeeeeea
i have a disease where i die if i dont get balls pics
had a dream where i met a boy and he moved in and we didnt have to work so we just had sex and played video games all day so i woke up sad
the masculinne urge to be a cute kitty cat girl
>>79908044>everything turns into some kind of weird petty ego standoff with themi feel like this happens with a ton of peoplehumans turn everything into some sort of giant pissing competition it's awful
Had another nightmare of being killed in a shooting. laying in car as a man shoots everyone around me and then kills me
I just woke up and I pulled a booger out of my nose that I swear was touching my brain it was like an inch long that felt amazing
>>79908952love it when i get those
>>79908862do americans really?
is that you beepers?
>>79909362it was a dream they said
Beep!
>>79909920i hate this guy for making me feel bad for not taking him aboard da crew
>>79909934Beep is the strongest. CYBER-BEEP! Also infinite wingwang.
>>79909920why do people pretend this game is good? did some streamer make a video on it?
>>79910109lots of people made videos about it but that was a while ago.. i like it
shower time can't come soon enough
yeen goes woop
yeen goes poop
>>79910470he bobs
i ate food
>>79911057what kind?
>>79911086cold leftover tacos they werente good
>>79911103that sucks but it's better than nothing i guess
>>79911116honestly not even sure i wish i had just kept drinking coffee
who is ferks btw? is he hot?
>>79911732very hot
>>79901853>wtf is microwave time
foxmas
hey possie you look hungry ill whip up some breakfasthow do you like your bacon and eggs and toast?
>>79912286I like my bacon thick, i don't like eggs, and i like to toast rye bread really hard
>>79913006why dont you like eggs
>>79913024They taste bad and their texture is gross & weird(i was allergic to eggs as a kid so i never ate them and i think thats why)
>>79913036that really sucks you dont have to eat the eggs but im still going to cook them
>>79906514this has happened to me a few times
marry possyfertilize possycarry possies egg sacdevour possies children
If I'm a worthless piece of useless shit that's only either ignored or made fun of should I kill myself? I have no friends and I'm just getting degraded and bullied every day. I really should just kill myself huh. No one nice exists anymore i just get ignored or recieve negative attention
poss mpreg when
kiss every cat guy
>>79913890but i gave you niceness and attentions just yesterday, i think, didn't that count for something
howcome sometimes you do a long pee
had a dream where i could suck my own dick and i wanted to take a picture and post it with the caption "ouroboros be like"
>>79914273I guess I should count it I can't remember it. It feels not real if it's anonymously. I don't know who you are. I don't know anyone. I have no friends
*gangstalkedposs when he’s just minding his own business in his room but senses a presence*
>>79914314maybe it wasn't you, maybe it wasn't yesterdayeither way take care, don't give up
>>79914355already did. I get bullied anonymously since my posting style is recognizable and I'm too depressed to change it and care less everyday. I only get attention when I act negatively otherwise I'm just ignored. I'm in my own hell I have no friends.
>>79914426why do you want attention anyway, it's not gonna help you
>>79914629you're right. having human interaction won't help me. I should just not interact with anyone since it won't help me
why are you here instead of discord or tumblr?
why are you here
im on all three
>>79914653maybe you really should not interact with anyone for a while and rethink your behaviour, maybe that would actually help you
>>79914704I've already not interacted with anyone in a meaningful way in months but if you think not interacting with anyone for even longer is the way to go then ok
>>79914679maybe you should go back to discord and stop bothering us
>>79914657>discordi dont like how its basically a social media now>tumblri struggle to find people worth following so that my feed isnt dead
>>79914739point out which posts are mine in this thread
>>79914779>normies are boring you dont say
>>79914737you skipped the important part...
>>79914819>tumblr>normies
>>79914821I already hide my true feelings irl so idk what else to do. I vent online so I can have another way to cope besides hurting myself. If you talked to me irl or on my account you would never know how I really feel
>>79914862i also vent here sometimes but that's not "meaningful interaction" so i just don't see whats your problem, maybe find some way to express your feelings in arts
>>79914988I think there's some miscommunication going between us. Forget it just assume you're right I'm too tired to care about trying to explain things. Just assume you're right and I'm wrong it's easier that way
be straight and get a girlfriend.
>>79915067 i'm interested to know what you think could be causing it actually, what do you mean by miscommunication in this context
i eish i could find joy in things like mlp but i really can not
>>79915117will u be my GF ?
boys look cuter when they're naked and embarrassed
>>79915119You said you vent here and don't consider that meaningful action. I didn't mean to imply that it is so I'm just confused and have a headache.
>>79910470*washes away your stink*
Why arent you 25 people all posting all the time and then whenever i vent then 5 people reply and t
>>79915258you get 5 replies whenever you vent? im lucky if i get 1
>>79915311I used to back wheb this place was more active and i was better at making my mundane problems seem more mysterious
>>79915311I vent post often. If I'm throwing hundreds of darts in the dark some are gonna hit the board
>>79915223yeah perhaps i'm in the wrong here, i was just trying to understand your problem since i don't see a problem in someone anonymously replying to my anonymous post or not
>>79915512my problem is I hide my depression everyday and have my fake smile and it's still not enough to make a friend or have a good conversation over discord and I see other people in the servers get greeted by multiple people and told goodnight by multiple people where as I haven't even talked to anyone in months. It'd all go away if I was braver and actually used the gun I own to end my life
>>79915583i see, hope you can find some solutions to your problems other than the final solution, i gotta go now, bye and thanks for the conversation
millennials are so daddy
>>79915243rude, can't you tell i'm internally screaming in horror
who's this new badger guy
>>79915729thanks for listening to my shit
>>79915117something youll never have in a million years my recessed jaw friend and the autogynephillic delusion in your mind doesnt count
>>79914779>>79914859i never understood why tumblr had such a bad wrap here beyond the “sjw snowflake” stereotype, which was barely even a thing. tumblr was genuinely great when it allowed nsfw. there were some posts there that made me laugh way harder than the greatest hits on this site, and the fact that people were posting their own art as opposed to just reposts kept the freshness alive as well
>>79915844>tumblr and reddit was genuinely great when it allowed nsfwnow it doesnt. weird how that turned out
>>79914819you are one
>>79914859yes thats what they are
>>79916077lmao
i often feel lonely
>>79915464awesome
I want to drink beer that would be greatthree beers is all I need to feel great and get things doneim more productive when im drunk if you really think about it
>>79916250having a buzz really does help to get shit done
im hungry can i make dinner
>>79916250>>79916387i used to be a really, really bad alcoholic. and i guess i still am because if i have access to alcohol i cant not drink itbut i kind of fixed it by just buying 1 or 2 beers at a time
>>79916756i used to be a pretty bad alcoholic too. limiting the alcohol around you is a pretty good fix.
>>79915117me on the top
>tiny>nerd>dork>dummyim running out of things to call this goober
>>79917886what about goober
>>79917899feels like lame, like, using it would make me the goober
>>79917957well...
>>79917993shut up!!!
>does this to you
>>79918133you didnt specify which so i call dibs on being left
gangstalkers are trying to kill me now that their psyop failed
that bit has really run its course dude
im quite repressed
>>79918229me too
>>79918248i meant repressed not depressed, but im depressed aswell
>>79918260me too!!
>>79918266oh
>>79918276help me
>>79918292i cant help anyone not even myself
what do you need help with
>>79918323repression & depression
maybe one day i will get so old that i dont have to worry and care about things and just do what i want but then its probably too late
>>79918332you can be a girl. it's allowed. lots of people are girls.
>>79918211duder duderino duuude dudududududu
>>79918356i don't believe thatname 3 people who are girls
>>79918422helen kellerhillary clintonuhhhsandra bullock
you could be the next hillary clinton, poss
>>79918422anya taylor joy um um amilia earhart um um um obamas wife
i found a black eddie bauer down puffy at the thrift for $15 :)
hey poss do you think unconditional love exists?
>>79918744yeah
>>79918553nice, im actually looking for a down jacket right now
>>79918744yeah but not for me lmao im subhuman and unlovable
>>79918914>yeah:)>but not for me lmao im subhuman and unlovable:(
>>79918935i want possboy NOW
>>79918887i was shocked when i looked at the tag and saw that it was down. ll bean and eddie bauer are quickly becoming staples of my wardrobe this winter haha.
>>79918914me too. just how it is for some of us
>>79918914>>79919011shut up fags *kiss* *kiss* *hug* *rub* kiss*
>>79919039
>>79918951take what you want
>>79919060he won't have me or be haved by me
>>79919039okay
>>79919080become the possum that possums reply to saying i want possboy NOW
>>79919118is that possible
I want a mountain dew but I'm 5 quarters short to eb able to get one...
The demon is back in my sinuses possy you know what you need to do *hands you the mallet*
>>79919240yeah you just have to m
>>79919565
>>79919565no please... youre gonna get better... you HAVE to get better... you promised me we would lace raccys cigs with fent together
posses...
i wish i could draw well enough to make a webcomicor be funny enough or a good enough writer that people dont care if the art is badi would take either honestly
>>79919706just keep doing it and make 1000 comics and cherry pick the least bad ones
these chips arent even goodstore brand bamboozled me againjamie pull up that image
>>79919965
said hi and asked his name, chatted for a minutehis ear looked pointy like elf ears so i said hang on let me take a picture to show you what im seeingit was just the tag on his hatthen i thought it would be creepy if i had a picture of him on my phone so i said btw im deleting this then i thought wait what if he wants me to have a picture of him on my phone so i said unless you want me to keep itand i did kinda wanna keep it because hes kinda cute so i said cause youre kinda cuteaaaaaaaaaaaa shut up shut up stop talking aaaaaahe said do whatever you want he thinks im going to touch myself while looking at it FUCK i mean technically i have permission since that is doing whatever i want but GOD i just wanted him to see what i was seeing...sitting in the snowy -7c weather as punishment now
>>79920043pull your pants up young lady
>>79920100that just happens when you have a massive ass sometimes
>>79920130i wish i had a massive ass sometimes
I'm eepy resting for a minute in bed after my day and I'm sooo eepy seeby I know I can fall asleep right now at 8pm like a old man, or, drink a monster and smoke a joint and make a pizza for supper like I was planning. ehehe eyup it's pizza time we stay possy
>>79920146oh yeah? you want to have pants that dont fit right and to knock things onto the floor by accident when you turn while walking by?
>>79920179why must you be so mean to me
>>79920059funny story poss that's cute. you have our permission to do whatever you want with it too. >:3
>>79920198
>>79920255why must you be so mean to mae
sigh i have to do everything myself in this thread...>>79919965
>>79918193you already used this one
cwunchwrap with my girlfween
>>79920301thank you i was getting angry poss faith restored
why are yeens
>>79920344people have some weird fetishesi mean this one is tame but likehuh. noses?
>>79920332quit bragging
crunchwrap with my possfriend
>>79920395this would work on me
if opossums were real we'd know about it by nowthere would be signs
>>79920418i wish they were real...
>>79920457white goobor
>>79920408good to know
>>79920226its not cute its weird and im a creep and he hates me now!
furries piss me off a lot
>>79920588me when i pour someone some pandan tea (they are unaware)
furries piss :3
haha
you couldve just played it off as a joke like "the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that" because thats what i thought you were doing and it was funny
i piss a lot
>>79920757furries piss on m pls
yo im stupid actually
>>79921002covid 19? at least it wasnt covid 21
>>79921002that's how i meant it but i thought it was just a random post and didn't see the context until after and felt dumb for focusing on piss
>>79921178u stoopid
i need straight sex with a boy who's a little faggy
>>79921245ok i'll try not to moan or it'll be weird for you
boy moans are cute
>>79921263boys moaning...
i take alot of after dupper naps lately. ALOT. of naps. i eat supper then i nap, and its cozy but it ruins my appetite for sleep. these days i need caffeine in the evening or else i nap. troubling
would you prefer a faggy boy who moans a lot or a straight passing boy who rarely moans
>>79921353(chanting) boy moans boy moans boy moans
straight boys who try not to moan but then they do anyway
>>79921353i'll take what i can get
i'm kinda bisexual, i like boys and also dickboys
straight boys gather in herds for protection
>>79921442what's the difference?
>>79921501dickboys are boys with a little something extra yknow
>>79921510oh okay
>>79921493me and who and who
im not trying to have a combover i just look a little better without my big stupid balding forehead okay
>>79921676not me i'm too manly to fit in with the gang
>>79921741you will be my twink
>>79921703whatever works. i just wear a hat all the time
>>79921772me too
>>79921758twink x twink but we're both bara >:3
>>79921787show me your big bara boobers please
>>79921772i wear a hat all the time for weather and sun protection even though i have good hair haha
its not as bad when i filter out all the gay kids
*grabs you like this*
>>79921947/me squirms out of your grasp
>>79921970try grating, thats a good trick
>>79922055raccy no!!
what i wanna know is where's the caveman
>>79921808good reasons to wear one. i hope you keep your good hair
i have been cutting my own hair for 5 years
>>79922225nice. do you have anyone help with the back or you just do everything?
>>79922306i just feel it with my hands my mom says i look nice
>>79921703just shave it off poss it's way less embarrassing to be completely bald than to have a visibly fucked hairline
>>79922359>it's way less embarrassing to be completely bald than to have a visibly fucked hairlinethis is just a modern fashion sensibility
>>79920344
why shaved completely why not just a buzzcut
>>79921970
>>79922333that's cool, i could never get a good feel for it like that and always fucked it up
>>79922373say what you want but people used to make fun of me behind my back when let it grownow i'm just another fugly bald nigga rather than a severely norwooded 20 something>>79922422you don't have to razor shave it you can just use an electric trimmer but the closer the cut is the less obvious the mpb isespecially if you have darker hair and fair skin
need a pbf to shave my head so i don't have to
>>79922225i've been doing it for about a year. i use clippers with a guide on the back and sides and scissors on the top. first i comb it over one way and then the other when i cut so it's the same on both sides. works pretty well!
>>79918935i used to think this guy was cool but turns out hes a whore.probably molested or abused when he was a kid, that's the only reason to act in such a way.sucks being the only poss who thinks beyond just what they see on the screen
because of Woke, now men are getting slutshamed
>>79923059>turns out hes a whoreshocking
>>79919706may i introduce you to toothpaste for dinner, which has been going for 20+ years and its never improved and only sometimes is funnyi read every single one of them
>>79923059>sucks being the only poss who thinks beyond just what they see on the screen>turns out hes a whore.good thing we have you to tell us the obvious
every time i touch my hair like 25 strands of hair come out
