Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2025/12/15Balloon EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79747841[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: Flying for the holidays yet?
>>79926092(That was supposed to be Jet edition as I changed picture at the last moment but ah well, question still matches)
>>79925708perhaps>>79925792>All the time in the world, only limited by his own mind>And with Kauket being his beacon in the spirit world, harder to get lost himself.>Especially given a deeply unsettling encounter in his last visit to the 'other' world. He might have told Kauket about the encounter with Bull Frog, how his former Pokemon team was all too similar to Sam's current team...if not more>Sam will eventually want to figure out Kauket's tale before they met, but, that is for another day"Just, let me actually finish developing my uh, ghost form. Doesn't feel like I can actually be a freestanding ghost just yet.">That may take a bit more spiritual energy>And Sam is always there for Kauket, no matter her form as well"Yes. Let's. I feel like I get sidetracked a bit more often.">Truly ghostly"That is exactly how.">Mho replies with his own phone gesture"TRUCK KEYS should be in the living room. You MAY need it.">Just in case>Maybe Mho needs it more.>But also does not have a driving license. Probably not Kauket either>The junkyard have been getting progressively more picked out of anything good by fellow enthusiasts in salvage like Sam, ever since the end of the Cipher era. But there is still a lot of junk to sift through>That is exactly what Sam suspects, that a bunch of the curses were carefully applied to him, to actually make the process happen>Sam even wonders what actually happened to his physical body, other than it seemed to have 'dissolved'
>>79926092Those are weird fukkin balloons>>79925704Don't worry I got my answer fufufufu~>>79925708Googling questions what's it look like?I'm expanding my horizons
>>79926092Nope! Maybe I will if I get the chanceWe have different definitions of balloons>>79926379Tell me if you do, I'm curious>>79926633Beryl are you disposing of bodies in your swamp?What kind of horizons?
>>79859028(Sorry Panda, the moment you have time to come here, life calls and I have to go away for a few days. So sorry.)>Comfy winter weather.>Phoxy is a filthy Kalosian beast though and will devour food if she's hungry enough."Right now, I am with them because Blazy and I are travelling through Kalos, and they are too. And since they pay for my food, I'm pretty much the guide as long as they behave.">It seems like she doesn't even notices the teasing.>As for the birb..."Well somehow the human has a thing for getting into trouble... We got trapped in some sort of alternate reality in a cave...""Jgh. Just thinking about it makes me ill.">>79860807>Phoxy has zero interest in mario kart.>The probabilities of getting her into games that requires a controller are 0%.>And it would fly straight into the TV.>Only spoken though telepathy for the time being"It's illegal to begin with, it's dirty, and it's knowing full well the degenerate stuff you do with your coven stuff or whatever it is.">Phoxy agrees to the hot chocolate stuff.>>79925840(I'm going to sleep so no time to check, but when was the last answer to the Sharon/Blazy stuff?)
>>79926699No I'm not, I just got curiousI need to understand humid conditions and decomposition ratesLike swampsOr a rainforestOr my girlfriend's asscrack
>>79926931UhRight, just morbid curiosity and nothing more... can't say I'm convinced, there's gotta be hundreds of bodies hidden in the swamp already
>>79927140The uncertainty makes it funnierOh I'm sure. Sometimes if you know where to look you can find bog bodies. Or used to. Most of the good ones have been used for ingredients or taken to museums. Shame. They're neat.
>>79927216Funnier isn't the word I'd use, maybe concerning or even alarmingI'm definitely not gonna go looking, even ignoring how disgusting that'd be, I'd probably die of like, 20 different diseases the day after. Only ghosts like you can do anything like that safely
>>79927331I'm just a silly little guyWho jacks it to pumpkin asscheeks and all the things they do with themBog bodies are actually well preserved by peat in a form of natural mummification. It's very neat. An excellent look at the past. Google it, no really. It's not bad. If you can handle normal mummies you can handle these
>>79925704>Chadley knew well how it was."I promise you, Sam. If you ever get like that, I'll stop ya.">He stuck his hands in his pockets while Layla tended to Mho. Her fruit felt like full restores, her touch like max potions...>She tended to each one of his wounds while Kyana took to gathering up the scrap. She petted Joule on the way out."You're a great fighter for a ton of gears.">Compliments!>Chadley nodded at the burial comment.>But, he also understood how Sam felt."Honestly... Times like this, it makes me think of my old days in the Under. You meet some really crap people down there. The lowest of the low.">He knelt down, looking at the destruction and carrying Kyrie in his arms."When you look at those kinds of people, at least in my view, ya can't help but pity 'em. They got to the bottom of the barrel, they looked at the absolute most end they could've gone to and then went past it.">Chadley sighed."But that doesn't mean they're above consequences. My Mom pitied one of her old co-workers, Domino, I think. She still held her accountable when the Bureau caught her. Even though she knew where she'd come from.">He shrugged."Hate him, pity him, or just consider him a warning. 'Jason', Bull Frog, whichever. He was a tough enemy for sure. Makes me wonder how the hell they beat Skunks.">Chadley packed Kyrie onto the White Muu, deciding that he'd bury her near the Conglomerate Museum.>That way, she could be with where her sisters were all at.>He shook his head."Anyway, we got our work cut out for us...">Chadley heard something amidst the rubble.>..."Jason.">"Jason!">It sounded like somebody calling somebody else's name.>"Jason, where the hell are you? Come in, right now!">Chadley looked over. There was a transmitter! It looked an awful lot like Sam's PDA.>"He's... dead. Fantastic. Eva's escaped, Jason's dead, and now Devil Island's compromised.">A groan.>"Whatever, as long as I have this base in the Demon Canal, nothing can get here."
>>79920682"Yeah, right. We'll lead the charge. Don't want them gettin' blasted by a Roadgunner now.">Fei kicked back and relaxed.>Taner must've also considered that the Eevee of their world might've been a hell of a lot different.>Maria meanwhile, confirmed."There aren't... however, there are some 'Remnants' of Noah. Those that may have the ability to create themselves. However, almost all of them are nowhere near the power of their creator.">She took a sip of her drink."They're a bit troublesome, but they're almost always pointed out by the Hunter's Office if one of them happens to show up.">Fei nodded."That's how the legend of 'Fang' started down in the Badlands. He put that three-headed dragon six-feet-under! No more 'Sons Of Noah' out that way.">Maria tapped her chin."Say, Taner... Do you perhaps know of a medicine book about? We've been looking to improve ours back at Azusa. I was wondering if you had any information for it.">She blushed, patting her hands together."Sorry if that's a lot to ask, I just keep thinking about them.">Fei nudged her shoulder."Like that's a bad thing!">Maria grumbled."It is when you're asking too much of somebody..."
>>79925840>Poor, poor Apache.>He really was a kettle and in the hot seat.>He knew what tongue meant. He knew what Sekhmet was playing at, too. She was such a damn tease...>Apache promised himself he'd pay it to her in full later.>Half of him wanted to tell her all the things he found beautiful about her, both physically and mentally, the other half wanted to shove her against the wall and kiss her.>His heart and soul could've moved mountains with the way she made him. No woman had ever done this to him before and it sent chills down his spine like nothing else.>If she'd done it to deter him, which he felt she hadn't, it didn't work.>No, if anything it riled him up even further than before.>He took a look over at Maria, Fei, and Taner all enjoying themselves. And while he reveled in the camaraderie, Sekhmet had his full attention.>The brain-freeze was as fleeting as his fear.>Apache leaned forward, eyes still narrowed.>In a voice only she was able to hear, he whispered."I don't want to bite off more than I can chew. I want to savor you.">His stare felt hotter than the desert sun.>Apache himself felt his body heating up so much that it might as well have been a sauna. But for now he kept that heat packed in. It sounded like Taner and his compatriots were almost done anyhow.>Speaking of, Fei gave him a knowing wink.>Apache stared daggers at him but Fei only chuckled.>Maria meanwhile, a double thumbs-up, as if to say "go get her".>The most difficult WANTED they'd ever fought against was the Dust Caveman, a being so powerful that its lightning shattered tanks.>This felt like he was being zapped from all corners.>And oh, did he want to return those electric shocks to her.>Wanted to not only do that, but wanted to see deep past those purple eyes.>Into the heart that, like his own, was there to be treasured.
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>>79912309 (Zapman)Spoken like a TRUE dummy who doesn’t know what the ribbons are capable of.>>79915233 (Doro)Mooching off Beryl for things like that sounds like CHEATING, you rely too much on these nasty ghosts things you should be MORE careful¡Maybe they work in MYSTERIOUS ways, you seem to be very good at it tho, one could even say EXPRIENCED at doing it.How do you know they won’t grow them back after EMBRACING the Sylveon ways¿ The Sylveon grow the ribbons, not the other way around, soon the whole WORLD will be coated in white and pink FLUFF¡You’ll see, I’ll show you>>79920614 (Tanner)TANNER, my favorite hummie, I need you to either give me or lend me your badges real QUICK, k thnks.They become top Copers and bitter hummies. I sometimes see them on the street looking at me, thinking NO¡ WISHING they could’ve gotten a Sylveon themselves!You are too biased I don’t trust your assessment, you are running STAR’s marketing campaign.Yes, it can, even if everyone is doing something that DOESN’T make it not weird. There is inherent goodness in this Arceus made place. But I understand your INABILITY to comprehend such things, so you can ASK me each and every time you see something to check if it's WEEIRD.So you have never EVER EEEVEEER captured a mon and then got rid of it¿ Don’t they TEACH you how to in your weird ACADEMY¿Unovan’s might have more stuff in their SLOP factories...
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>>79927508I wouldn't call that silly little guy behaviour...That's one way to look at it, maybe. I think I'll pass, but I'll take your word for it.>>79934426Well I'm not exactly equipped to actually cause nightmares like a ghost can. Maybe... but I've been alright so far, and if I really want to be careful I could ask them for protection against curses and hexes too.I'm not good at it! And what do you mean experienced?! Stop spreading lies!I'm trying to imagine a Zorua with hands and it's kind of unnerving, I think I'll stick with what I've got, thank you. And if that happens I can just disguise myself with illusions and no one will know.Mhmmmm
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>>79927670"Thank you.">Sincerely>Kyana's touch is utterly wonderful. Mho is clearly grateful>Also time for Dyne and Farad to help collecting scrap>Joule does not usually express emotions much, a thing that usually frustrates them but now? They are spinning wildly out of praise>But also, more somber moments"The under huh. Wasn't there for the heyday of that.">If only"Jason could have uh, not lost his mind in the revenge. yeah. Drag everyone down with him.">Still pensive"A rare breed of fighter, man.">And Sam likes a good fight. That's how he got to be a hunter>Shaking his head, nothing more he can do"Yeah, we need to repair, upgrade, clean up this mess and uh, something is off there.">A PDA much like his own, an old Orrean model>Listening, not making a single noise until it is over"Eva escaped huh?"
>>79941217"If the Bureau were here, I'd ask 'em to quarantine this place, gather all the research data, and then find whoever was responsible.">Chadley picked up the PDA and listened in."I think we might have a lead as to who is.">Further in, listening to transmission.>"Ukikiki! Cagliostro, you let Eva escape!">That voice sounded *very* different. High-pitched, squealy like. Not compared to Cagliostro's baritone.:>"Jason's dead, I cannot be blamed for Eva escaping in the confusion.">A loud laugh echoed through the call. This person, whoever they were, sounded deep and rough.>"Gagaga... This is vexing! Bull Frog is gone, and it's unknown who the killers are!">"Ukiki... Perhaps it was Hanta and his group?">"No. Hanta and his group are prisoners at Death Cruz. You know that, you simpleton monkey. I doubt they'll escape soon. Ted, what are your plans in the meantime? Devil Island is lost.">"The mighty Ted Broiler will reinforce defenses near HQ and then head on the next hunt. It pains one such as I to know that our dear Bull Frog has bit the dust. The Master's asked that whoever's responsible be put on the top of the list!">"Of that, I agree. I am currently housed within the Demon Canal. What about you, monkey?">"Ukiki! As long as I'm in charge, no one will escape Death Cruz! They've already tried six times, but each time they get put back in the cells! They bought the 'Angel Rings' hook, line, and sinker!">"Promising! But Ted Broiler does not tolerate lacking, Skunks Mk.2! You will watch that prison and guard it with your soul, or I'll roast you alive! Gagagagaga!!!">A sigh from Cagliostro said his thoughts on the matter.>"I do not know where Eva has gone. Though my intel suggest she's heading in the direction of Islaport and then Swan. If 'Hellcat' can swoop in and nab her, then all the better for us. Keep me posted, you two.">"Gaga! Good luck, Cagliostro.">"Ukiki!">Chadley retched as soft as he could've."Well, guess we have a few leads now."
>>79925807>And he's always looking for different types of challenges!>Very true, Taner probably has more than one powerbank in there, so if Beeji can safely charge the powerbank... the backpack is now nearly infinite space and infinite power, what more could a trainer ask for?>Infinite money, perhaps, it felt like that after he beat the two WANTED but the upcoming conversation will be a wakeup call to just how finite those rewards are lol>>79925824>Star is a little surprised that Eldena isn't pushing Taner and the rest to pay as much as they can, and seems quite guanine about that, not "I'm doing this because being pushy wouldn't be advantageous" which would have been what Star was expecting from a Pokemon who just tried very hard to steal their entire wallet>Star is happily surprised, though not much of any of those thoughts so on her face>That may be a good idea, in fact! Though that may publicize the case a bit more than Eldena wants? Or maybe not>In any case, Taner says"You don't need to repay me, I just wish I could, um, help more. It's too bad you can't, like, challenge the prosecution to a Pokemon battle to lower the bail...">He is quite silly>Star knows how to get him to let it go for now"We shall start with 1000. Perhaps we can donate more at a later date.">Then"Hmm, well not Daniel then, but he might know someone, at least...">Taner muses to himself>It is, not speed nor Pokemon battle>The threat worked a little too well, Taner would now rather risk death than Kalos jail and will take considerably more drastic actions to avoid it>They didn't because Taner isn't going to bring that topic up, ever>Then she asks that>Taner nods, he looks almost as if he was expecting that and maybe even about to ask about it himself if she hadn't"Of course! We may not need that much sneaking, most of the time, but that could be part of training for everyone.">1/2
>>79925824>Star adds"I am sure we would all benefit from the more regular form of training together as well. I will need to make a request: please refrain from stealing from others in any circumstances where we are nearby or when you would need to return to our camp with something stolen.">Star says this as if she's expecting that Eldena already knows that and doesn't need to hear it because she wouldn't be doing it anyway, but Star is covering her bases just in case"With that said? Welcome to the team, Eldena.">Taner nods"Yeah!">Then, he yawns, and seems to recall how late it is"Uh, but we'll probably do things like calling Daniel and figuring out how to actually, um, give you the money when it's all digital, tomorrow, I think. After a good sleep.">A good sleep, from everyone other than Repose, who will still be watching... though he's watching everything and everyone, it feels less personal now>>79921869Ah, I guess that's why she didn't want me to type that.I can see desperation doing it, or perhaps some of them just find it funny. Nobody ever seems to ask how many badges I have before challenging me, but technically they are allowed to ask that.I've faced that side effect a few times now, it was the worst the very first time because I actually WAS really quite confident I'd win-- while I knew there were some really strong wild Pokemon and that if Phoxy had evolved all the way she'd have to be pretty strong, my experience before that gave me every indication that most wild Pokemon just don't get to the same battle proficiency as trained Pokemon. I suppose I already had a lot of indicators that wasn't the case, Dart was quite strong as well, but... losing against Phoxy is what I imagine other people must feel when they lose against Inferno/Lightspeed sometimes, "how did that happen so fast.">>79925576Whatever trouble you've gotten yourself into this time, I'm staying far away from it.>>79937753(So zetta slow)
>>79921658So there's still more cover, I wonder what that means...I guess I'll see for myself the next time I meet you in person?Honestly, my main worry here is what did you do to your body? Can you get it back and working again if you need it, or has that ship sailed?>>79921869 (Clover)Hmm, maybe less like capitalism and more like gangs? Because the covens are too small and personal to be a company, but they do have the same goal of making "profit" even if in this case profit isn't money, exactly, and being aggressive with the computation... I guess I'd probably do better comparing ghosts to something between a company and a mafia.>>79926092>Flying for the holidays yet?That, thankfully, is already done!>>79926744>That's about what Taner expects, he seems to recall Phoxy tried some video games at one point and disliked them>Handing anything to Phoxy that she might throw seems dangerous, Taner is really hoping this Thanksgiving goes well without the house or anything in it being damaged...>In the interest of that, and not staying on the same topic, Taner doesn't voice any of his many disagreements to Phoxy's assessment of his love-life, even if desire to express such can be seen on his face for a moment, and instead just nods"Okay, hot chocolate it is.">And goes and gets her one>They may not have nearly as many fancy things as the castle cooks, but they do have a milk frother to give it that extra froth!>Taner goes upstairs to get it, and then comes back downstairs, holding it with oven mitts"I, uh, don't know if it matters to you or not, but it is hot. I'll have one for Phoxy in a moment!">And then, he address the Nidoking in the room"Uh, do you also want some?"
>>79927750"Exactly.">Taner says, he doesn't know what a Roadgunner is but it's easy enough to guess from the name of it>Taner will probably think about that well, perhaps they are more like a regional variant"To... create themselves? Oh. Hopefully there's a limit to that.">At least they aren't as powerful, though>Taner doesn't have much more drink to sip at this point, but he continues to listen>And then"Medicine book about... something specific? Pokemon? Or just general medicine?">Then"No, it's not a lot to ask at all! I was trying to think of more helpful things I could send you back with, and I wasn't thinking about books at all, but if we have any books in our world that might be helpful in yours, that's great!">Star smiles<In our world? Knowledge is cheap. If I had realized that we might have some medical information your world is missing I would have suggested it myself.>>I notice Apache isn't here because he's busy getting flirted with by Sekhmet, probably for the best, Taner may have needed to move to a different table at some point because that scene's getting intense, they need a room!>>79934426Um... Why? Trainers don't just give those things away, you know. Not even me. If it's to impress Doro, he'd know they were my badges!I don't know about that, plus, you don't need to be a trainer to have a Sylveon friend!You should, there's no greater expert on Star than me!So, is posting on this side weird, then? Would that make you weird? If you extend the definition out far enough, it'd be weird to find someone who wasn't weird in some way, wouldn't it?No, I've never done that. Why would I, what would be the point of it? It'd make the Pokemon sad, that's no good. I don't really "capture" any mon, sometimes someone wants to join my team and we feel we can work together to do more than we could apart, and so my team grows, that's all!Maybe. I don't think they do that anymore, though, last time I asked I think I confused the person.
update on things:1) still alive2) projects continue3) need still to pay Wha-et a visit and get the backup batteries over there4) Has anyone seen the Ranger that was helping me with a project?>>79942861"Absolutely. We'll need like, a lot more manpower.">Nodding"Can't allow these guys to follow us back to Orre.">The PDA is still transmitting>What weird voice. Sounds almost childish.>Listening>...was that Cagliostro, the deeper one?>And of course Broiler talks to himself in third person>..Angel Rings?>Ah hell, a new Skunks?>..>hell"Yeah. Get Eva and then run back to Orre. Death Cruz will be the next target, but, we are already spread thin.">>79943528(sohcahtoa)"Devil Island, Demon Canal, Death Cruz, they are not really imaginative, aren't they?"
>>79945587"I'll have some agents come over here. As for you...">Chadley sighed."If you want to go back to Kauket, you'll need to. From hereon out, it's gonna get tougher.">He slapped his hands together while Tsuki hopped out of the White Muu. She was in her Ariados form."Oh look at -this- mess. For the love of...">She began to fix up the White Muu and the Prototype Vlad."Gonna take ages...">Kyana laughed."Suppose it'll take less time with you on. Big sis, what's your prognosis?">Layla tapped her chin while tending to the rest of Mho's wounds."I'm certain Eva's probably in Islaport right now. If we can get her back, Sam can take her back to Orre, get some more scrap, spend some time with Kauket, and then we can get back to trouncing these clowns.">Chadley groaned."The problem is that now the other three Emperors are aware of us.">He kicked back on the White Muu."I wager Cagliostro will start getting suspicious of us first. As for Skunks... I don't know how the hell he's alive, he'll probably be waiting at Death Cruz. Creative ass name, I know.">Chadley counted a third finger."Meanwhile, Ted Broiler's closer to home, wherever that is. So I'd say he'll conduct human hunts around that area. If we can find out where the human hunts are happening, we can find out where the 'big one' is hiding.">He folded his arms."I didn't like the talk Bull Frog said about the 'Progenitor' and how it relates to Noah. What does he mean? Another clone of Noah? I wish I knew.">Layla looked over at Sam, who was clearly rattled, still."I must say I've had this happen to me once before. Learning I'm dead in another timeline made me really think about things for a while.">She gave him a pumped fist."But don't let it get to you. Live life free of regret, and take care of those you love. You're not a villain, Sam.">Layla smiled softly."You're Zapman. Samuel 'Zapman' Pearson. And you always will be to us."
>>79943588>I didn't mean for it to end up like that, but it certainly has. Granted, the chemistry between Sekhmet and Apache is a lot more than even I expected, but its a pleasant surprise. They do in fact need a room. Apache probably would've asked Taner his plans about the future.>Fei nodded."Yeah most of 'em have limits. The ones that don't have already been dealt with. In the case of 'Adam', that was a big one.">Maria clarified."I mean things that can create potions that are healthier for Pokemon. We only have access to Healing Drinks and Capsules. But for Pokemon, those aren't as healthy. We'd like to know how to make stuff like Hyper Potions or that... mythical Full Restore I've heard so much about.">She thought about his more helpful things comment. What else could he have sent back with them that would've helped? Then Maria remembered..."We could also use some berries for planting. Azusa wants to start a garden and berries are very hard to come by in our world.">Fei followed up on that, remembering a particularly tricky WANTED a while back."We once hunted this WANTED that kept on running and running and running. Mythical Ladybug, was it? Anyway, you wanna know what the reward for that was? 20,000 gold and a -Pecha Berry-. That's how rare they are.">Maria looked over at Apache and then to Star, who she felt knew what was going on at this point."Should we move to another table or maybe give these two some alone time?">Fei snickered."Yeesh. Haven't ever seen Apache so lovestruck like that."
