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DOE AND BOYE
we like doe-based idolatry here
yayy kriselle week starts today!!
Dess cosplaying as Noelle! Noelle cosplaying as Dess!
>>79934609The prompts if anyone wanna do them
imagine basically being born coupled with the perfect girl and nobody else ever being able to compare, but you can never truly be with her because of what you must do for her sake.
i formally discard this piece of shit vessel doei never liked her anyway
>>79934665nooooo my doessel... :(
Can you believe it guys? Christmas! Just 10 days away!Oh wow.
>>79934665What are you, wacky? This is the best one I've seen yet
Noelle i saw the folder open the door NOW!
>>79934665No one can choose who they are in this world...
>>79934665All vessels are absolute dogshit did Gaster buy them off from Temu on a discount or what?
>continues reigning supremeshe never had a chance
its beyond over
>>79935280short haired noelle is a cutie pie
>>79935185How dare you insult my leaf eating sonI'LL KILL YOU
>>79935272Big W for chronic masturbators
nah but seriously ive lost my spark to draw, shitposting asidethat was my attempt at a /doe/ oc. it was shit.hope you enjoyed it nonetheless.
>>79935272Biggest coal miner of all, please stay away from me.
>>79935573Really? I liked her, actually.
>>79934665I do not like the smug aura this fucking CREATURE has…
>>79934521Just some doodle
How do you think Noelle would take it if post game Kris and Dess started dating
>>79936375sex
>>79935573burnout is the hardest thing to overcomejust keep grinding at it and eventually the spark will returndon't give up
>>79935573Never drawn anything for /doe/ but I feel that way when my doodling and practices seem particularly aimless, like I'm just going through the motions to for the sake of daily drawingLooking through the works of different artists I like, taking drawing requests from the thread, watching drawing related videos or even taking a break altogether tends to help when I feel I'm in a slump and helps me return to drawing with a fresh perspective
>>79935573Unironically 500 times better than the rat oc. Really a shame to see you lose your spark, that comic you made had a lot of character to it.
im swapping
what do you think santa will bring you this year?!
>>79937126post art
>>79937320>what do you think santa will bring you this year?!fat fuck better deliver me a PC, I wanna play cyberpunk
>https://files.catbox.moe/0a0fbb.zip>>79937172>>79937126>>79936655>>79936356>>79935983>>79935185>>79935134>>79934836>>79934736
>>79937635Sure, posted this on /dig/ awhile ago and is one of the only /doe/ related pics I have on handOnly been drawing seriously for a year and a half
>>79936375Cute doe and boye
>>79937656well you should not be that crude and obscene. i really want some new books!
>>79935573It's fine to take breaks, or even stop doing art entirely if that's what you want anon. I myself have taken nearly year long pauses in my art before.I draw simply because I like it, so when I don't like doing it I stop until something new pulls me back in and its fun again. Usually its when I experience some new great art. Idk, just do what feels right, but don't let anxiety of having "bad" art keep you from doing it if you enjoy the process.Your art is nice, and you have a pretty good sense for spacing and proportions. How long have you been drawing?
>>79937871your is art is good and you draw a cute doe
>>79938110started mid october
>>79937871Skitarii?
>>79937871AVE DOMINUS NOX
Do you think Kris was the one who told Noelle that Santa wasn't real?
>>79938438Yes, but it was because she was distraught in fear and he was only trying to help.He didn't really expect her to burst out crying once he told her the truth.
sex master
>>79935521How do people like this stuff.
>>79937687Piles of My Vessels Theory
>>79935573Burnouts a bitch, but don’t let it kill your creative spark. Take a a break and just try and ease back into it.
>>79938254Thanks>>79938307Yeah, I think they're cool>>79938328Murderers first, last, and alwaysLong time /doe/ lurker, been present since it's inception, will probably try actually drawing something related within the week
>>79938533Noelle:>"C-cheese and crackers, I think he came inside, I'm gonna-"Kris:>"Ahhh shit I definitely came inside. Fuuuuuck I'm so fucked."
i'm drowning in it augh the /doe/ art flows this week ouugh
>>79934665>>79935323>>79935573Why would you want to be the doe.What are you gonna do... fuck Kris?...Don't answer that.(also I like it, it's a cutie)
Noelle and Dess.What do you think they took at university?
>>79940172>NoelleHuman History >DessGas station skunkweed
>>79940172Noelle probably gets a doctorate or something. I always liked that headcanon where she becomes a writer as an adult but she's probably gonna get at least a Ph.D in pathology or something that doesn't involve touching people.Dess is the odd one out, she's probably gonna get her shit together during her studies and become something influential. But I doubt it's gonna be something like politics like Carol.
>>79940157>Don't answer that.WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT THENHOW WILL I KNOW IF KRIS SECRETLY HAS A SLEEPER BUILD
>>79940559I fucked this
>>79940559Jesus you could wash clothes on those abs.
>>79940559Noelle is so lucky...
>All your grandchildren will be proud reindeer monsters, and you can't do anything about it, Toriel.
>>79921166 Moments before disaster
>>79941695for a sec i thought she was taking a huge pill and her kris schizo illusion was terrified of vanishing
>>79941695BRING ME MORE CARROTS DREEMURR
>>79941695Images you can hear
>>79942028
Did also try to do a few moar from that first design
>>79942051
>>79942094
>>79942051>>79942094>>79942125I'm surprised bunnyelle isn't more common, Noelle really looks like a bunny
I wish it snowed where I lived, Christmas isn't very Christmasy without snow.
Krismas in December!
>>79941964
>>79934521
>>79942724Bunelle and her untreated carrot addiction Noelle and her untreated eggnog addiction
>>79942799cute left handed doe with too much internet access!
>>79942799Moelle my beloved
>>79940559How do you get that ripped on a diet of moss and pie
i am down badwhere can i get a good doe chatbot to fug and have story with
>>79942942It's snail pie. You know how much protein is in that sucker.
>>79942977How convenient, I'm currently having Noelle, Veth, and Susie talk about pecs and abs right now after seeing >>79940559I think Biguswigus's bots have the most effort put into them + it has a lore book: if you're using a frontend like sillytavern.https://chub.ai/users/biguswigus I was genuinely surprised to see a Veth bot.
>>79942942You'd know if you watched his workout instructional videohttps://youtu.be/qrY2vZ8TJJE?si=ph0RxbYI-jRBoewJ&t=30
>>79938785>feet>black toenailsHow can you not?
>>79943096You tell me. I'm not a nasty footfag.
dess would paint her toenails black if she had them, don't lienoelle has different color choices and even patterns but would choose red the most often
>>79942671Yes.
>>79934521a succulent apple pie...
>>79943448now replace the does with the cannibalistic stools
>>79943448Yum!
kriselle week is starting so fucking strong
>>79943258I dunno. I just like looking at women's feet .
>>79943448>"Cut the toikey!"
>>79943545You have no idea what's coming.
>>79943448Human spleen, lightly gutted. A seasonal Monster family hors d'oeuvres or rich dessert when baked...
>>79943545I didn’t know Kriselle was Jewish.
>>79943448sisters bonding over yummy boyviscera<3
Kris got Noelle a mood ring and that was her start into a descent of being cringe
>>79943834Mood Ring would be a funny gag item whose weapon changes the colors of her ice spells and frozen enemies in the Dark World
>>79943463>>79943448>>79934521I should have been born without hands
>>79943463It’s not cannibalism if they’re not eating their own kind.
>>79943891I kindly request u start posting these things via catbox if you must post them at all
>>79943891where do i get one of these hamters as a pet
>>79943891fresh kill, fair game
>>79943866it'd be like the BoF2 dragon tear and not really do anything
>>79943915You got it. I'll try to keep that in mind for future violent pictures.
>>79943972>Flavor Text: Yellow Ice
>>79943891(david attenborough voice)>as the doe stools have adapted to hunt in packs, they are not as easily intimidated by the the krunk's chocolate milk webkinz tactic
Noelle surrounding herself with human x monster yuri, focusing her desires onto the tip of a knife, and plunging it deep into the ground
>>79944049A dark world made out of an erotica novel would be like a bad erp mmo server
>>79944139Noelle would lose her nerve / realize she wants a special relationship in her life and not just sex and Kris would have to save her from the smut demonsShe'd definitely rub herself off a few times while she waited though
>>79944182(the smut demons look suspiciously like kris)
>>79944191Highly erotic for Noelle, extremely mentally distressing for Kris having to constantly deal with a bunch of stupid sexy humans humans that are also cooler and more successful with their monster peers than they are.
>>79943891Do they eat the dick?
>>79942028>>79942040Very cute, seems like something Kris would do>>79943545I've been anticipating it for weeks
>>79944182>smut demonsthey talk in uwuspeak
Dess made Kris promise to stay away from Noelle and that's why they "drifted apart" before the game begins
oh man i can't WAIT for chapter 5 i'm sure the WAIT will be worth it just to have another FILLER chapter with at most asgore content but little to no DOE content because toby fox is a HACK and the only thing that this franchise is consistent about is the WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
>>79944371>"Little guy, I need you to listen to me.">"Things... ain't looking so good here. I promise I'm gonna get you out of here safe, but...">"Well, you're a smart kid.">"So, I need you to promise me something too.">"If I'm not around, Elly...">"She's never been all that good with all your jokes, you know? I've always had to practice my swinging arm on you afterwards, faha!">"But... without me, those jokes... they might... HURT, a little more, y'know?">"And, as her big sister, I don't want her to get hurt.">"So... it might be hard for both of you initially, but...">"Could you please...">"Stay away from her?"
>>79944341Ralsei ends up having to expand the dungeon to have a horny jail just to contain all of these darkeners Kris recruited
>>79944461Ralsei is the translator for the uwu darkners
>>79944461>the jail cell isn't for the darkners>it's to contain the doe from locking herself inside with them
Can Kris and Noelle find peace of mind in the cold and dark world of midnight?
>>79944501Susie would feel some weird tingling from seeing all the hot interspecies sex going on and would suddenly start realizing a lot of things about herself
Speaking of eating humans…
>>79944461I have this headcanon about darkers that since they are made out of fantasies and escapism they are made kid-friendly in nature and can't say swears and don't act promiscuously.so these darkners act all like the cheap romance novels that don't show anything vulgar.
>>79944584
>>79944619
>>79944449>I'm not gonna be there for Noelle so you shouldn't be there for her eitherIs Dess retarded
>>79944584>>79944619>>79944633Dess RUINS everything again
>>79934521Dess and the 'Cembers
>>79944598Tasque Manager is risque enough I can imagine otherwise
>>79944711yes>>79944778it's all she's good for really
>>79944895I always had a soft spot for that first design but it's way too noisy in my opinion. "normal" dess is a cute design, I like her short sleeve hoodie. Feels very friendly. Alas, she was boring so she was eventually shoved to the wayside for "scary" dess which just became Dess, lol.
>>79944711It’s better this way. Kris only ends up hurting her in the end.
>>79944895she's was so happy and carefree... before the demilking incident...
>>79944895>2022She looks like a Fallout raider.
>>79945109Dess bringing Kris back from a raid as prisoner to be breeding material for Noelle
>>79944895Your current Dess is a total qt3.14. I love how tall she is (though I imagine that canon dess will be shorter than teenager noelle)
>>79944895>Ultra-Alt>Invader Zim fan>Eats raw livers>Eats cooked livers
>>79945136Raider Dess would probably be such a massive junkie degen that she barely even recognizes Kris is a human until halfway back to her base, then reduces his sternum to a bubbling red cavity with a tire iron in the hopes that he was smuggling product in his organs.
>>79945136>>79945218iirc FO raiders are giga unhinged 24/7 raging for the next hit so if she's somehow not an addict then he's almost certainly getting chained up and used as a living dart board. they're always chaotic evil
>>79945322'rol... you're antlers r nekkid...
>>79945345>>79934521
>>79945322>>79945363Kris became an honorary son to her after that
>>79944778She didn’t do anything wrong.
>>79945363she's blue for an amazing reason
>>79945431Dess is pretty much the reason why everyone in Deltarune is so fucked up, including Noelle herself.Little bitch should've never been born.
>>79945291depends if we're talking Fallout 1 / 2 / NV (generally callous but have a structured society and employ defeated people as slaves and / or adopt the children of their defeated enemies as their own to grow larger) or Bethesda Fallout (basically roving bands of crackheads). Dess could probably make the cut and be a Great Khan or something of the sort.
>>79945488i forgot the khans even exist and defaulted to the fiends
>>79944895I like when Dess is given a sinister smile
>>79934521Noelles!
>>79945573she's so sillyhow can anyone hate her
>>79945218Raider Dess is just Vincent Vincent.
>>79945363deltarune 2koma...>>79945573cute nols!
>>79945524There are also smaller, background lore tribes like the Vipers who were organized enough to win serious victories against forces like the BoS, or the Jackals who've been in a frontier war with the NCR since Fallout 2. By the time of New Vegas, the NCR's systematic genocide of tribals have reduced their numbers, but they still exist.
>>79934511
>>79945552The loathsome boye toucher…
>>79945485
What would Dess, Noelle, and Kris’s favorite anime’s be based on what we know about them?
>>79946091...Did you draw that just because of my reply
>>79946208that's old lol
>>79946237Oof, had no idea.Well, it ain't wrong anyway lol
>>79946264Wow, okay Mrs. Tinsel Tits... just say that about your own daughter, why don't you...
>>79946297i'm not female, though. but my girlfriend is!(she hates dess too!)
kris awakens to find his loins on fire and his member turgid"oh elly, you're so good..." he says to the stirring beneath covers"faha what is it krismas?" noelle chirps, standing suddenly at the doorwaypanic strikes in the human, a chilling sweat takes hold"d-dess?" kris pleads to the mysterious figure, polishing his candy cane to a fine point"sup, kris kringle?" the delinquent doe chimes in, leaning against the doorway beside her sistereyes wide, arms are spaghetti and there's baby batter on his sheets already"rudy?" the finally covers disperse"yes kris"
kriselle week means shitty greens (especially shitty ones now that I'm sick)here's ring/soulmates>The wind blows softly over the trees, shaking it gently as two young adults are sharing a picnic in a quiet clearing.>"Do you have anything else planned for today..?">Noelle Holiday is currently lazily laid down on the ground simply enjoying the gentle breeze with her boyfriend Kris by her side.>"not really." Kris idly says as he braids her hair>The two have been dating for a while now, this is their second anniversary as a happy couple. But having been around each other for so long... It feels like they've been an item for way longer.>"well...">The human stops his impromptu braiding, prompting a low groan from the doe.>"maybe there is one thing.">"I hope it's not a spider or a b-bug like last time...">The human moves over to their basket, seemingly searching for something inside. Curiosity sparks in the doe and she stands to get a better look.>"nah, that's for later.">"H-Huh?! What do you m-mean-">"you remember the last time we talked about getting engaged?">The sudden question catches Noelle out of guard, her previous content smile turns into a sad frown.>"...yeah... we, uh, agreed that we would do it in a heartbeat if we could. But since we don't want to ask my mom for money we decided to buy the rings when we could afford it...">Recollection flashes in Noelle's face as her frown turns into shock and disbelief.>Wait..! Kris, you didn't- You couldn't have-" Noelle turns around to face Kris, who's holding... something that glows red and is heart... shaped...?>Kris presents his SOUL to her, "i didn't, but i got the next best thing." He delivers the line with a grin that's quickly overshadowed by his skin turning ever so pale.>"KRIS!! WHAT ARE YO-">"shhhhh" he shushes her with a weak finger.>"it's fine, i'm okay.">Noelle's panic is slightly subdued by Kris's reassurance, the tension leaves her shoulders ever so.
a female deer
I find it amusing how many kriselle artists have become begrudging susellefags either because they feel obligated to "like" it because of canonicity or because they'd be torn to shreds by a million yurisloppers like Kaz was for not liking itArtists like apollo have become basically suselle yandere cuck porn artists because they have to throw SOME bone to those people
>>79947224
>>79947473just put kriselle edgekino and carol sloppy toppy in the bag unc, don't no one care what dykefags have to say
>>79947473that kaz shit was so funny. imagine trooning out and still getting torn apart because your ship taste wasnt woke enough. zoomers are insane
Oh boy, shipping drama!
kiss
>>79947601it is also amusing that a troon will never be more powerful than one million yurisloppers
>>79947224>"...Are you sure it's okay...?" Anxiety doesn't leave the doe easily...>"i promise." Kris replies, his voice weaker than usual.>...But being near Kris was the exception, she could always relax around him.>She nods and he continues. "i'm holding in my hands my existence, my whole being, the culmination of everything that I am.">The human lifts his arm out, offering his SOUL to the doe.>Reluctantly, she handles the foreign item in her hands.>Noelle feels it pulsing in her hands, feels it's subtle warmness. The entity in her hands is so fragile, she knows it is.>"this is what I can offer you now, Noelle." he shudders and she wants so badly to help him be okay, but she trusts him.>"this is my life, my being, my soul, in the palm of your hands. it's is yours now, and forever.">she swears the SOUL is shining brighter>"and i know that if you could do the same with yours, you'd do it in a heartbeat. but...">The fragile human puts a foot on the ground and with strenght that he couldn't have, stands on his two feet.>"Noelle Holiday, will you be my-">"YES!!!">Suddenly, the human feels himself be tackled in the blink of an eye, he finds himself on the ground, the SOUL having been returned to his chest by the assaulting cervid.>"Million times yes Krismas, I'm yours now and forevermore. I. Love. You!!" Noelle nuzzles into his chest warmly, happy tears from her staining the lime wool in his sweater.>"Buuut...~" He feels a weak swat to his noggin. "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!”2/3
>>79948005>"fiinee..." Kris pouts before returning the warm embrace.>"for the record, i'm still gonna buy you a ring.">"I know." She lifts her face from his chest and looks at his crimson eyes.>"But now, I have something even better than a ring.">"hm...? what?">"Fahaha..." She laughs softly before closing the distance.>It's a short kiss, more like a peck, but that quick and easy way to show her love is why Kris loves them so much more.>When he opens his eyes again, he is met with that emerald sea in her eyes staring at him with so much affection.>"You, silly." It's true, her words leave no doubt. "I have you.">And Kris knows that same is true for her.3/3sorry about the shitty formatting, part of the deal is not drafting stuff because I get lazy otherwise
Someone should draw college age Kris showing college age Noelle his autistically large Mauser collection (he used his tuition money for that instead of school)
>>79947694forbidden love
>>79947473The sad part is that a lot of people here don't actually like 'canon' Noelle because of how horrible Suselle really makes her look with Kriselle in mind.(Or at least, without someone really thinking about it)Keep in mind Noelle knows Kris autistically enough to know something is 'off' with him and her having all of these extremely specific memories with him, but we're also supposed to believe she'd get her rocks off for the same person who's bullying him for basically no reason and telling him genuinely messed up things.
>>79948329also just the whole "fetishizing a teenage classmate" thing in general
>>79947473the thing with these yuricucks is the fact that you cant really fight back and when they do it no bats an eye you can say "i hate kriselle" but not "i hate suselle" and this isnt just a thing in deltarune either this seems to be a thing with almost every fandom
>>79948329>>79948363These two things really do sorta paint a weird picture about Toby's personal thoughts regarding certain matters, don't they.
Post the deer and the boye this instant
>>79948421okay
>>79948421>>79948463i forgot doe
>>79948408As per usual, female subversion and the way that normgroids/zoomers react to it is legit one of the main reasons why society is falling apart as it is.(They don't care it cause muh 'empowerment' or whatnot when women are generally terrible people compared to men)
Shoo shoo.
Kris impregnating all holiday members.
buger
>>79948777nice trips
>>79948329>people here don't actually like 'canon' NoelleI've noticed this, they get angry at Susie for being a "Mary Sue" and forcing a ship.Which is funny because Noelle is the one who's a thirsty bitch and chases Susie.Chapter's 5 and 6 are probably gonna cause a meltdown bigger then Chernobyl.
just felt like posting lesbian kriselle for no reason haha
>>79948997
>>79948961Oh, no, Susie's absolutely a Mary Sue. Noelle being attracted to her for no good reason is just part of it.>Is a bully but the only people who bring that up are irrelevant lightners>Is particularly awful to Kris for no reason for months/a year but he forgives you in like 1-2 days>Every other important 'good' character goes out of their way to simp for Susie and have zero suspicions of her whatsoever>Plot goes out of its way to reward Susie constantly, especially in Chapter 4>Has a love interest even though she was extremely awful to that person's childhood friend>Her development in Chapter 1 amounts to "okay I guess I won't be mean anymore" even though she almost beat Lancer to death (for a flimsy reason)It gets worse the more I look into it. Susie wouldn't be such a bad character if it weren't for Chapter 1 and the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl happening.
I got a cutscene done. It doesn't have the hug in it (that's for the light world), but it's something for the fireworks area. I'll record it and send links, tomorrow if now's not a good time.
>>79948997But how will Carol receive her grandkids?
>>79949065you should post it so we can move out of suselle discourse #578
>>79949065hypee
>>79949070Adoption is a thing, don't think she would have a problem with that considering Kris herself was adopted.Also, Dess probably isn't dead so
>>79949165Anon, adoption isn't the same as having actual kids. Genetic legacy and all.
>>79949192yeeaaah... sorry Carol. You ain't getting a biological lineage from this carpet muncher.
>>79943915pussy
>>79949266It's okay, Kris' a man anyway. Homos need not be.
>>79949099You know, what, I don't think I can. It's too late where I am, and I;m going to bed. But if I can record and send it tomorrow, I will.
>>79949343I don't think that's true... Could you elaborate on why you think that is?
>>79949165>>79949192I like vsa's idea of Kris and Noelle's adopted twins. As an adoptee themself, I could see Kris wanting to "pay it forward." Though I could also see Kris wanting a half-goat kid and asking Asriel to be a donor to Noelle
>>79948596>filename ends with cumhehe
>>79949393>Tenna’s "pushing buddies" joke with Kris and Ralsei is only funny if Kris is male>Jackenstein thought he was gonna humiliate him by making him wear a tutu>The prophecy just says ”the girl" and Susie instantly thinks it’s for her, even though Kris was right there>Kris and Ralsei's spare symbols are 'pointed', unlike Susie and Noelle's
very normal undoctored kriselle art
>>79949457But Kris clearly has boobies??? I have a picture look!!!
>>79949192Tell that to Kris and enjoy your new kidney piercing>>79949165I would imagine that Kris would adopt, but there is always the possibility of twice the wombs = twice the grandchildren if they find a suitable donor. There is also a lot of modern research in transferring genetic code from egg cells into sperm cells and vice-versa so an artificial same-sex pregnancy is possible for them.
>>79948961Wishful thinking. The only true drama would maybe be with Asgore, and as for Noelle you'll get a yass qween slay momemt with her telling Carol to fuck off before proceeding to kiss Susie.
>>79949493Fine, at least FemKriselle isn't as bad as Suselle. Can't really say much when I'm indulged in my AU that pretty much changes several aspects of Noelle's 'canon' character.>>79949524>Tell that to Kris and enjoy your new kidney piercingOkay, I'll bring a gun or something then. Matter of fact is, many people don't like adoptions because we're biologically dispositioned to want our own 'true' children. It's genetics.
>>79949524Also monsters probably have some kind of magic gizmo deus ex machina device to make children within couples of the same sex possible.
>>79949556Weak mindset of the deluded. Archeological research indicates we didn't even associate individual sexual acts with specific pregnancy until sometimes around the discovery of animal domestication and husbandry with specific trait-selection, for the longest time humans just had sex because it was fun and getting pregnant was just something girls did at a certain age range. It's a shared trait with other highly communal herd animals that generally outcompete their more genetic-minded competition because a social focus on collective survival means innovation and compensation for individual weaknesses which overcome adversity.>>79949558Probably true of Undertale, but they don't seem to obviously possess magic in Deltarune. Humanity never creating the barrier, though, means humanity probably retains magic if it does exist in the world, and so Kris might be able to do something like that.... Noelle walking in to Kris' sexy fun time setup but instead of nice-smelling candles and rose petals it's spooky candles, runes, and a fertility womb tattoo on Kris.
>>79943915>one guyismShut up.
>>79949679>heart/iceoh fuckalso, this specific enemy has some connections to Kriselle according to that one megadoc.
>>79949633>humans just had sex because it was funWe see it as 'fun' because our bodies 'rewards' us with these feelings due to the simple fact it's literally what we were born to do. There's nothing complicated about it.Everything we do pretty much boils down to sexual preference--you can't overcome biology. This just feels like subversive nonsense.
>>79949679>Werewerewire>A Darkner formerly tethered, who is now freeCRAZY
>>79949679Damn, he really did plan everything.>>79949695Just as we feel rewarded by raising kids that aren't genetically ours because of feelings of paternal / maternal affection since these relationships are not exclusive to blood-ties. Naturalistic arguments are always myopic post-facto justifications for things people have been told to believe. Subversion is strength, tradition is a cage that breed stagnancy, and stagnancy breeds death. Nothing great exists without being tested, all ideals are borne out of a fixed point of time and the assumptions and beliefs that went into creating them shall become invalid, outdated, and wrong in time. People with the strength to chose and believe in their own way must clear out these dying ways to make way for newer, better things.
>>79949751>Subversion is strength, tradition is a cage
>>79949751This sounds like gay Jewish nonsense. Hitler should’ve won WWII.
>>79949778Jew here. Subversion is crap.
>>79949751finally I found a post so ass it makes me want to draw kress again
>>79949751Ever heard of the saying: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it?"I think it really applies to today's society in particular, especially with how everything's getting more and more enshittified in every aspect.>tradition is a cage that breeds stagnancy, and stagnancy breeds death.And you think traditions are just bred from nowhere? Are you that arrogant enough to believe that you know better? Female empowerment is one of the best modern examples of this, and it goes wrong everytime. Because we knew better.>People with the strength to chose and believe in their own way must clear out these dying ways to make way for newer, better things.you can still do this while believing in traditions, btw. my relationship is very 'traditional', and i chose it to be that way, for instance.
>>79949679>[Check] text: It learned to hide its feelings... is that strength?oh my god bruh...
>>79934648fuuuuck did this really start yesterday? i was so busy that i forgor. thought it would start on the 22nd to encompass krismasshiti'll have to post two next thread then
>>79949679>>79949694>>79949714ACT options for Werewerewire are BeColdBeToughBeSweetJust throwing that out there
>>79949768Why do you think trickster gods and reformer saints have a position in good standing on the prayer list? An eternal status-quo is unchanging to the conditions around it, bound to be made weak and outflanked by those who adapt and change. >>79949778World's most chronic losers>>79949831>"If it ain't broke, don't fix it?"Plenty of things break, it is the order of things. The world exists in cycles of change, epochs of growth and decline of sets of norms and beliefs, modes of societal ordering and production of materials and technologies. All orders, in time, are unmoored from the conditions that created them by the conditions they create, and thus must be replaced by a new system which is tailored for the situation it exists within.>Are you that arrogant enough to believe that you know better?There are no singular architects to the new orders, that's just post-facto historical simplification. The strength is societal, collective will to overthrow that has been made inept and ineffectual. If I thought my singular will was enough, why would I bother to exposit it to anyone?>you can still do this while believing in traditionsWhatever you say. I've seen plenty of people that can afford to be insulated enough to maintain that which is backwards and ineffectual, but that insulation is bought off the back of others. There will be a time where such a luxury is no longer easily purchased, and your mettle will be tested, too. I wish you and your beliefs the best when it comes.
I honestly believe Kriselle will be canon. There's too many stuff, background details, background, subtext... It's so much. I think it's all building up to something. And I'm not talking weird route.I'll honestly keep rowing the boat until the end, no matter what happens. Kriselle is my endgame.
>>79949679>>79949714It's actually kind of insane that nobody seems to have picked up on this, or at least not meaningfully. So many recurrent terms and themes.>>79949694Care to share the page if possible?
I want Kress to be canon, because I hate this franchise haha
I want Kress to be canon, because I love Kris and Dess haha
>>79949944Herehttps://files.catbox.moe/25x0c0.pdfThe author sometimes is a bit too much self-centered but overall it's a thought provoking document and a fun read.
>>79949524>suitable donorOn that note, I wonder if it'd be weird to have Asriel donate to Kris. It's not like they'd actually be having sex so it wouldn't be incest, but it still feels a little strange to think about
>>79949986>>79950003Kress exists in many forms, across many different Deltaverses. The task falls to (You) to bring it to the uncultured masses.
>>79950051For me I would imagine it'd be more of a light sense of envy Kris would have for their predominately-goat child, only for it to be flipped on its head if it turns out the kid thinks humans are so cool and wishes they were more like their mom Kris. The Asriel-Noelle donor would be somewhat distressing for Asriel in turn though, feeling a great sense of loss for what he and Dess could've had.
>hey guys what if asriel's sperm inseminated kris
>>79950051I don't think kris or noelle would be okay with asriel being a donor at all. I think kris and noelle would most likely go the adoption route or no children at all. and in the unlikely event they went the donor route i'd think they'd find a cool demon monster guy for cool flaming reinder/human children
>>79950257also fuck that guy that's saying that adopted children don't count as lineage. everyone's fucking family tree has adopted children and they are counted as being part and not as outsiders. only royalty has issues with not-blood children and Carol ain't the queen of hometown.
>>79950257I can imagine a very funny post-game scene where we get to see Kris' family life with Noelle and we find out they adopted Frisk and Chara and then the game just ends before we can even comment on it
Dess never existed.Kris and Noelle are mentally ill and believe she is real. Kris and Noelle are Dess.
WHEN THE LIGHT IS RUNNING LOWAND THE SHADOWS START TO GROWAND THE PLACES THAT YOU KNOWFEEL LIKE FAN~TA~SYTHERE'S A LIGHT INSIDE YOUR SOULTHAT'S STILL SHINING IN THE COLDWITH THE PROMISE IN OUR HEARTSTHAT I'M WITH YOU IN THE DARKTHIS WORLD HAS HOPES AND DREAMSOF THE HEROES OF THE LIGHTAND IF THEY DO NOT SUCCEED (AND WITH THEM,)WE'LL FACE ETERNAL NIGHTSO IF IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTMATCHEDOR THAT YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROLJUST GIVE UP (JUST REMEMBER)RIP OUT WHAT MAKES YOU WHOLE (HAVE THAT HOPE INSIDE YOUR SOUL)AT THE EDGE OF THE SHADOWWHERE REALITY AND DREAM COLLIDEOUR CALLS THROUGH THE THREE HEROES WILL SHATTERTWILIGHT'S REVERIE!
>>79950303I'm that guy. I don't really care what you think, but I find it interesting people here can't accept the simple truth that humans naturally value biological offspring far more than adopted offspring.I'll say it before and I'll say it again, you can't beat biology. It's even a theme in Deltarune with Kris being seen as the more 'rejected' sibling compared to Asriel.
>>79944371>>79944449>Present Time >KRIS, PLEASE DATE MY SISTER! >I CANNOT HAVE HER DATE MY PROPHESISED ARCH-ENEMY (susie) >I KNOW IT MIGHT BE THE DARKNESS TALKING BUT I CAN'T LIVE IF THAT WERE TO HAPPEN >PLEASE, KRIS, SHE'S THE LAST FERTILE MEMBER OF OUR BLOODLINE https://youtu.be/laGChAJmkR8?si=aTlR5XFZZGOFn0pI>I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN'T REALLY REPRODUCE ANYMORE >PLEASE, I CAN'T TELL AZZY THIS JUST YET! I WOULD BREAK HIS HEART AND I DRAG HIM DOWN ALREADY ENOUGH! >NO, KRIS, I'M NOT GONNA "RIP THE BANDAID" AND TELL HIM! >YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM CRY WHEN I TOLD HIM I CAN'T EAT HIS LASAGNA ANYMORE!
>>79950500Toriel and Asgore love Kris just as much as Asriel. It's the one thing that Toby Fox debunked in his playthrough stream.
>>79950500kris sees himself that way but otherwise yeah
>>79950521I'm not necessarily talking about Deltarune. I'm talking about real-life as a whole. Genetic legacy matters to pretty much anyone who hasn't been raped, and the simple answer is biology. We're animals--we want to guarantee the survival of our genes.I'm just saying it could be a very possible factor in-game for Kris to feel the way he does, considering the real life parallels.
Dyke lovers sure are afraid of the idea of Kris having a big flopper between his legs and I just think that's funny.
Dess buying wonder bread at the supermarket
>>79950694Wrong, Dess likes pumpernickel bread with a light amount of garlic butter spread on it. Carol and Noelle like whole-grain wheat bread, toasted and with hummus and lettuce, cucumber, and red onion on top. Rudy makes his own sourdough bread and has it as part of a BLT.
>Noelle has Snowgrave>Asriel has Hyper GonerWhat are Kris and Dess's super attack names?
>>79950866BLOODSLASHBLACK KNIFE
>>79950866>Proceed
>>79950694Noelle is the Wonderbread buyerDess makes Wonderbread memes
>>79950866Snowgrave is probably not Noelle's ultimate attack, she probably has something else in her, something not ice-typed. Angel's Ascent maybe?>KrisBlack Knife>Dess (Pre-Knight)Stringstorm>Dess (Knighted)Event Horizon
>Kris infusing his blade with darkness and creating a black hole>Black Knife>Dess infusing her blade with fire and nuking everything with one hit>The Roaring / Ragnarök
>>79934648For Day 2, what do you guys think Noelle's top love languages are? What kinds she likes to give and receive most?
>>79949751>>79949920This is some polyamorous weirdo teenager pseud's understanding of the worldYou need to learn more about the world outside your walls before you form any more opinions
>>79950937>Stringstormkris when it's time for dess cuddles
>>79950948The "true" black knife is probably the knife Dess gave to Kris, the item that sealed their promise, and the one Kris deliberately doesn't use, probably because its deep significance to Kris, Dess, and the overall prophesy makes it extremely powerful. It has the power to make and unmake darkeners.
>>79950962Noelle probably is a words of affirmation kinda gal, she loves praising, assuring and reaffirming her love to Kris. I think physical touch is a big thing for her to receive, especially rough stuff like biting.
>>79950962She's one of those "converse from across the classroom in sign language" kind of girls, I feel.
>>79950962Noelle gives personal validation through deep understanding and personal empathy, and in turn loves to receive physical affection, both soft and rough, and probably enjoys some degree of public displays of affection.
Black Knife is Kris's theme.The Roaring Knight is not Dess, it's Kris's stand.
>>799513741 HP is evidence against the Kris Swoon theory
>>79951374>Mom said its my turn to be a JoJo reference>>79951405Never actually heard of that, explain?
>>79951374i'm a fan of the crack theory that says that the Knight is Asriel doing his best to roleplay as Dess's edgy OCwe're piloting Kris, he's piloting Dess's childhood deviantart OC
get a load of those cloppers
https://files.catbox.moe/dv7m8k.mp4
>>79949751>>79949920They need to start executing "people" like you.
Mmm Dess Knight
The raped, with human soul and parts!
>>79952013My Vessel was not raped!
>>79952013RAPE finds its way to the Cage
>>79951588This but with Carol because it's funnier with her personality and how the chapter 3 fight would work.>Have conflict with Rowdy daughter >Daughter disappears >Find out she was taken by literal eldritch horrors >Le Big Sad now >Cook up plan with prophecy >Recruit family friend kid/godkid who was with her and loyal >Someone have to play role of daughter's OC >Well, might as well >Get Bat-blade >Huh, haven't used my Katana in years >Might as well exercise before fighting >Hit Tenna >Hehehehehe, serves him right for always blacking out and not showing her first electoral win >Use arm vacuum on Toriel >That's for calling Dess a bad influence (she was but you don't get to say that about MY kid when yours scares my other daughter) >Oh the delinquent wants a fight? >Let's see how strong I am >End up wiping the floor with them >Soul resets >Barely manages to get past my first attacks >Actually having fun >All that time writing paperwork and still got it>Almost wish Rudy could see me >Swoon that Asriel doppelganger with just a hit (what even is his deal? What object is he supposed to be? That old headband?)>Soul actually manages to learn my patterns >Get beaten up >Delinquet mocks me >Sword is chipped >Whatever, Kris can have it>Hit them with my strongest slash>Ha, got 'em >Undyne comes in >Might as well take her instead of Toriel >Return home the next day after speaking with Kris>Delinguet is playing MY Dessy's guitar >Not on my watch >Purple thing says she's taking Noelle tomorrow >Just you wait when I get you >Speak with Kris on the way out to subtly remind them of everything >Go to fridge after they leave >Chocolate Syrup is gone with most of the milk >Of course >Another day innthe life of a dutiful auntie to a human kid
>>79952013
throwing kris in the washing machine
>>79952013>>79952057>>79952093>associate RAPE with DESSIt's so over for me...
>>79952127whenever i see the word "does" i read it as the plural of doe even if it does not make any sense in that context. i haven't made this mistake out oud yet but i've come close to it.
>>79934521might have to directly edit the iris
I think during the bit where susie plays dess’s guitar, the intended meaning is not “Noelle sees dess in her” but more like “Noelle is unintionslly shown that change will happen and she doesn’t have to leave Dess in the past, her memory can live on despite her absence”
>>79952186love her eye glow. so warm
>>79952202You're thinking too hard about dykeslop.
>>79952064Carol Knight is just Carol acting like her old self again.
>>79952013She would never harm him.
>>79952389That's what all the reasonable Desses say until they taste Kris. Just be like BPD Dess and embrace your degeneracy.
>>79952410Dess would never headlock Kwisp, tug his shorts down while he struggles and give his little stiffy the meanest pinchjob known to Monsterkind until he erupts. She wouldn't dare assault him like that, and while in such a vulnerable state.
>>79952410BPDess wanted to murder Kris, not fuck him.
>>79952439You know I really wonder what Dess' reasoning would be for wearing a choker. I assume she probably thinks it makes her look cooler but I feel like the only thing it's doing is making her look more slutty.
>>79952489I think she'd want to both murder and fuck kris, maybe at the same time, or one after the other, in no particular order.
>>79952439>She wouldn't She would, she did and she'll do it again. The snew always falls in the Holiday household.
>>79952005you motherfucker, I thought that was new jelly art for a secondbut yes, dess knight
I'm shitting up the thread with this, but does anyone know why the blacked threads keep coming up whenever I search for "doe" on /trash/? I don't want to open one myself and I figured someone else was annoyed by this too.And yeah, I've never managed to get filters working for /trash/ that seemed to stick. I dunno.
>>79952584I would assume because 4chan doesn't search for exact text, so "doe" would also bring up a word like "doesn't" for example.
>>79952584I looked it up, it's because their OP has the word "doesn't", so if you search "doe", it shows up. If you search "/doe/" it'll only show this thread though.Now post hot Dess as payment.
>>79946091
>>79952584Because you're not searching up with the slashes and it has the word "doesn't" in OP.
>>79952584>>79952609>>79952610also consider 4chanx because it lets you filter the thread subject, which works well for hiding threads like that
>>79952551She likes the aesthetic of leather without intruding heavily on her casual wear, particularly so because it reminds her of certain bands she enjoys. More on the utilitarian angle, Dess subscribes to the thought that every situation may call for the need of a short, tough and fastenable loop.
>>79952611Wholesome
thread editions
>>79952655Spleen preening edition >>79943891
>>79952674rejected, try again
>>79952655hometown space program edition
>>79952674Also casting my vote for that
>>79952410Kris getting tag teamed by multiple Desses…
>>79952674>>79952679fuck you mean rejected?do itmake it the editionits funny
>>79952629The fact that I do not have an anthropomorphic deer girl with gigantic breasts who loves me unconditionally and who breastfeeds me, with that being the only form of sustenance I receive, is clear proof that God either does not exist, or he exists, and he is evil.
>>79952609>>79952610>>79952614>>79952620Thanks for not tearing me apart for mentioning it. It's been on my mind for a bit whenever I want to take a quick peak into /doe/, but I couldn't find a good time for it (like the end of a thread in the middle of the night).I'll keep this in mind, though. With either /doe/ or /sus/ I slam three letters into my URL since it auto-fills the rest for me pretty much, but I'll either be more cautious with the slashes or try to get 4chanX's filters to work for me like they're supposed to.I don't care about those threads showing up *that* much but admittedly I'd rather not have to flit past them when I'm in the mood for deer instead of lizzer.>Now post hot Dess as paymentMy Dess folder is shamefully skinny. I need to organize my main folder and collect some more deer sibling drawings. Hopefully this RK drawing works.
>>79952698Luckily for you, she seems rather partial to when a guy can actually spit the words out and tell her how he really feels.
>>79952698Kris called her mom one time, and it set something off inside of her.
>>79952745Kris noticing Dess laughing off "I wish you were my mom" a little too hard, like she was forcing something down a little
>>79952745>>79952765Honestly, I'd dig this being explored more. The thought of Kris searching for a maternal figure that "gets him" is interesting, especially if he can't be open with Toriel.Naturally, Dess is more the big sister type, but if Kris is young enough that line blurs.
>>79952790In a way, even Dess understands that she wouldn't be a good role model. But it's such a huge boost to her self-image that he felt that way and it unlocks key maternal framework in her mind.
>>79952790Dess almost purposefully neglects her feminine side (probably to upset her mom) so Kris wanting a maternal figure from Dess gets her completely off-guard and validates a very neglected part of her personality. From then on, Kris notices she is a little nicer to them.
I am sick and tired of Noelle writing erotic fanfiction between her sister and Kris.
>>79952815>>79952816dess sharing her softer side that otherwise only reveals itself with noelle to kris is precious
She'd breastfeed him constantly if she could get away with it.
>>79952839its the true start to their evil mastermind / evil peon dynamic
>>79952835Wait until you find the private works that are about her sister and herself.
>>79952816>>79952815I don't see Toby going for it, but *holy shit* I'd totally understand Kris betraying the gang super hard if Dess really was a maternal figure to him.Even better, I can totally see Susie empathizing if her homelife is equally shit, too.
>>79952888Trips of truth right there.
>>79952765
>>79952745>>79952765That reminds me of when Omocat said that Sunny sees Hero as his perfect father figure in Omori.
>>79952919Is Kris referring to Carol as "mom" here? The idea of Kris viewing Carol as "mom" kind of has bitter implications about their childhood.
>>79952913really puts kris' demeanor into perspective that the older girl who treated you more like a person than an exotic pet with feelings would vanish from your life and then reappear as some warped powerful entitybut i can't blame kris too harshly for the extent of his involvement
>>79952946It’s a Kris Holiday AU, hence the antlers.
>>79952960Ahh, that makes sense.
>>79952946It's played straight, she is his adoptive mother in this setting. Sadly Lav hasn't returned to it, so there isn't anything to show of his would-be life with Carol as a mother.
>>79952939
>>79952931>his little hand grabbing onto her shirt awwwww
>>79952931had a shitty childhood this fucks me up bad
>>79952931like 75% of Kris' positive emotional development came from her, no wonder that Kris has clinged on to her so hard.
>>79952931Tenna, Ramb, and the Mikes are here too?
>>79953085The Knight attempting a pitiful facsimile of her old life mannerisms with him feels like watching a late-stage dementia patient suddenly becoming coherent when listening to the old music they heard in their youth.
>>79953125jesus...
>>79953085And only 25% or less came from Noelle, I reckon?
>>79952655doe-floration
>>79934521Another random doodle
>>79953164Built-in floaties
>>79953141Well, lets be reasonable and recognize the gang is a cohesive whole - and say like 35% with Dess is more like a Noelle-Dess combo, and a further 25% of Dess' contribution is like a Dess-Asriel combo. So then that makes up 60% of Kris' positive emotional development some form of group effort. Then we'll say 15% Dess, 10% Asriel (lessened by older brother rivalry), and 5% Noelle (but only because she's too little to help with or understand a lot of Kris' problems without guidance). The remaining 10% goes to their parental figures (but mostly Asgore if we're being honest here).
>>79953347>>79953347>>79953347>>79953347>>79953347migrate when ready
