24 hour pump session editionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79850353/#q79850353
I just realized I didn't put /pfg/ in the thread op because you retards put it in the thread title field for some stupid reasonthis is your fault and definitely not mine at least pfg is in the rentry link
Just let these threads die at this point. It's such a damn far cry from what it used to be.
anyone have any fun computer program like dumbtalk? i want to bimbofy my computer :3
I need to get better at backing up my porn, so tiring to have to rebuild a collection every time I relapse
>>79936206i want to tease and dominate the members of this thread!!!
>>79938715Kinda gay
>>79938735trvke
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79850353/#79933404posting this for the anon that was asking about censoring videos
>>79938029https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/click-rewards/fofpnfaghaelhkfklndijickofalcgcnthere's this for twitter
>>79938735too bad!
>>79938715Want, please
>>79939455so what turns you on nonny?
>>79939699Hypno, celebs, BBC, goon captions, intox, denial, chastity, censored, sissy, cuck, the usual kinds of things
>>79939875are you locked up now hmmm?
>>79939911I don't have one rn but I practice mental chastity
>>79939875The only one of the usual suspects that you're missing is sph. Such a shame that means you must not have a cute and tiny little dicklet that's always wanting to spurt but never is allowed
>>79940728Ngh no you're right I did forget to mention that, premature fetish as well
>>79941065Oh my so you really do check all the boxes possible of a p*ssyfree loser all the way down to your tiny little pp and enjoying cumming as quick as possible, or just being denied your load dribbling out. Next you'll say you find ruins hot too
>>79941146I edge a lot when I'm not doing no touch but I'm not very good at ruining but otherwise you're so right
mmhp booobiess
boobiebrain!
>>79943831gosh wish i had that bod~
>>79943995me too but if I did I would probably spend all my time fondling my tits and gooningnot much different than my life now, actually...
>>79944178gosh same honestly~ though probably would totes tease people irl with my big bouncy honkers~
>>79944199Oh absolutely, I'm buying the tightest shirt I can and going for a walk with no bra on just to see how many people stare~!
>>79944403mmhp agreed~ i would totes jiggle and shake them more if i got someone staring~
I wish I was a girl.
>>79944552Ughhh giving every man that looks my way a boner by shaking my fat honkers and making stupid ahegao faces...
>>79944833yess~ teasing them taunting them as I bounce around in public shopping, eating out or who else knows what~ maybe sometiems some giving inn and going for a grope~
>>79944900Seeing how long you can lewdly grope yourself in public before someone notices... wearing slutty tops to show them off as much as possible... I would honestly spend so much time sitting topless in my window, putting my heavy milkers on display for all my neighbors to see...
>>79945066god yes~ pressing them against the g lass lewdly~ leaving smear kisses of our nips~ neighbors going for walks or playing seeing our fat tits~
>>79944199>>79944833>>79944900>>79945066>>79945299nonny talking like this makes me to start on hrt and become a big titty milk bitch.I have read about titty growth so much it is not a joke...also soo many dubs it must be a sign
>>79945299>pressing them against the glass lewdly~Godd I didn't even think of that.. I think i'd be so turned on from the rush I'd end up fogging up my window with my breath while I show off for the neighbors...>>79945323Do it nonny! You better start packing on some pounds too if you really wanna be a fat titted cow~and Wow yeah that's a lot of dubs, longest chain I've seen in a long time
>>79945323omg totes didnt rrealize all the dubss~ i hope it means ill wake up with boobies!>>79945395gosh iuts alright~ we're so airheaded and boobied brained its hard to think~
>>79945395>Do it nonny! You better start packing on some pounds too if you really wanna be a fat titted cow~tots weight gain and plus hrt is a part of it but also weight cycling is what really does it gain and losing repeatedly and over each leads to them getting bigger.the other thing is just breast pumping and groping and playing with them helps with the milk ducts and sensitivity. >>79945526>i hope it means ill wake up with boobies!Same!! big jiggly jugs I can show off!
>>79945526>i hope it means ill wake up with boobies!me too!!!! >airheaded and boobied brainedi wouldn't wanna be any other way~!! by the wayy anon do you have a tag? i need more boobiebrained goonbuds...
>>79945558mmhp yessh all waking up with booobies~>>79945575hehe yessh all of us~and mmhp suure~ my tag is~ airachnidanon
>>79945558>gain and losing repeatedly and over each leads to them getting bigger.huh! I wonder if that's why i have bug bite tits (without hrt) since i've been cycling my weight for half a decade lol>mmhp yessh all waking up with booobies~Gosh, if I woke up tomorrow with massive knockers I think i'd just spend the whole day fondling them and gooning to them in places where my neighbors can see... would you rather keep your cock or switch to a pussy too?
>>79945323genuinely do not start HRT, from one man who started as a kink to another. your tiny breasts are going to look stupid on your giant male ribcage and you're going to be stuck with them forever.
>>79945667>huh! I wonder if that's why i have bug bite tits (without hrt) since i've been cycling my weight for half a decade loljelly! I just have puffy nips from groping them so much.>would you rather keep your cock or switch to a pussy too?I would want a pussy, a big fat too really go with that goon queen book.>>79945695>genuinely do not start HRT,yeah if I was younger or could just get huge saggy tits with any thing else I would but I don't think that would be the case...
>>79945744>I just have puffy nips from groping them so much.mine are naturally slightly puffy, maybe I should start groping them to make them puffier....>I would want a pussy, a big fat too really go with that goon queen book.aaaa that was my first thought too!! i honestly can't choose, either one would be amazing paired with a pair of fat milk jugs~
>>79945873>maybe I should start groping them to make them puffier....once you do it for a while it feels amazing!I am thinking about getting a little vib just to use on them >either one would be amazing paired with a pair of fat milk jugs~think about getting some to see and watch your big tits before show them your tiny or big cock too them.
>>79945947>once you do it for a while it feels amazing!then I'll start tonight~! >think about getting some to see and watch your big tits before show them your tiny or big cock too them.I was thinking of the same thing!! Getting some random boy's attention by staring him in the eye while shaking my tits at him, then letting him see the huge tent in my pants after I notice him get hard~ Or how humiliating it would be to get dressed in tight shorts that hug my tiny bulge so tight it leaves nothing to the imagination while my bimbo tits jiggle and sway with every step..
this is what 1.5 years of hormones gets you btwdon't be stupid like me :(https://unsee cc/album#Y4pqUGlzj1o7
>>79946080>attention by staring him in the eye while shaking my tits at him,Blowing kissing, kissing my window as they walk by, maybe walking around indoor with out a bra in a white shirt. once they have a crush show my tiny or big penis.
>>79946167even hotter omg.... imagine sunbathing with a bathing suit to bait the neighbor boys into peeking over your fence to watch, letting them get used to peeping, then one day sunbathing naked and letting them get an eyeful of your cock... I think once I noticed them looking at it I'd cum on the spot..
>>79946873A few days in a row of just topless sun bathing to get them really going before going full nude...If I did that I would start jerking it as soon as they saw me.
>>79947222Not good enough, if I were you they would be worshipping me every weekend.
>>79947391oh I didnt think of that, I love the idea of a tit queen
>>79946116didnt load
>>79947222I would too desu, the rush would be too much not to! think of their faces when the hot 'girl' they've been peeping on for half the summer spreads her legs and a fat, meaty, bitchbreaking cock pops up, already hard and pulsing.Or they'd giggle and joke among themselves about how pathetic the tiny clitty between her legs is, maybe even mistaking it for an actual clit at first because it's so small..
>>79947550big or small it is going to hair the biggest bush possible that I will cover in a mix of coconut butter and pre cum to get it shinny and real show it off...ugh i haven't even touched my clitty yet just my nipples and this idea has me on the edge imaging it
>>79947456Nothing like relaxing on top of boytoys while they suck every erogenous zone, one of them feeds me and grabs my drinks. Some are fanning me, everyone's in chastity, I have their keys.
>>79947616to join the club you would need to donate a used condom they masturbated in
>>79947704No need for that, just pay for my lifestyle.
>>79947616Wonder what they'd tell their parents when asked why they were out so late...
This is the body I'd want
>>79947762Helping the neighbor, I gave them a luxury protein milkshake as thanks.
>>79947763So I can use you.
>>79947528not missing much.
>>79947856if I woke up like this i probably wouldn't last a week before I started craving it
>>79948105You would be very cute.
>>79948155omg thank you, it would be an adjustment for sure
>>79948317Oh dont pretend you dont think about it constantly. I'm sure it would take you next to no time to adjust into that breedingsow body.
>>79948424>>79948317She is my breeding sow
>>79948424I always think about becoming a milk sow>captcha: hHRTt
>>79948424Of course but that won't make it easier to get used to when it actually happens... my proportions will be all wrong, my center of gravity will be different.... and how could I ever get used to my sensitive new parts
>>79948636You would stay in bed until you feel better, I'll use you during that time.
>>79948688It would be incredible how would you start
Man ass > pussy
>>79948732By pulling your hair.
just plapped myself to a leg-shaking, mind-melting, fertility-obliterating caged losergasmama
>>79948915what did you finish to?
>>79948915Why are you not my slave tet?
>>79948636Oh without a doubt you'll need some help getting used to everything at first, especially all those new sensations and feelings. The first few times it'll be pure mind blowing ecstasy that your brain wont even be able to fully comprehend and register, your body left uncontrollably shaking and convulsing in the center of a love hotel's bed. But over time as new neural pathways get formed and the old useless male-centric ones get replaced, you'll grow to love it. Eventually once your slutty AGP brain and your breeding sow body sync in unison you'll be on your hands and knees begging to experience it over and over again.
>>79948975nuo on pixiv (https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/12472261/illustrations), specifically picrel>>79948980because i'm vaguely retarded and also already have an owner :pshe beats me, makes me wear a shock collar and nothing else, sleep on the floor, and walk on all fours around the house... doesn't get much better than that!
>>79949081You could be a waiter, you don't need to think, after all.
>>79949081Please introduce me to your owner she sounds really hot
>>79949158i dunno... would you promise to punish me really harshly if i ever messed up?>>79949216sorry, i wanna keep my owner just for me! but she is super cute, especially when she's being mean <3
>mind always drifts to mom/aunt cucking when I get high and gooni'm not into cuckshit!! i'm not!!!
>>79949661I wish I could be your your aunt
babymaking rape sex with agp nonnies <3
Force-marrying all the virgin nonnies I can find <3
>>79951740
Bambi has to ask permission before she can touch herself.May Bambi touch herself?
>>79952778No <3Ask again next week, Bambi.
>>79952918Please... Please let Bambi, she just got a new dildo...
>>79952969Ooops, forgot about Bambi so it's a late reply.Blueball yourself for a week you dumb slut.Good Bambi <3
>>79949033It sounds so as amazingly perfect I can't wait to become such a slut <3