/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow DINSDALE here.Format.>AND YET>DESPITE>Turn AND YET/DESPITE>Favorite AND YET and DESPITE>What do you want to do with your potential new DINSDALE?>Not looking for DESPITE>AND YET zone and DINSDALE>DINSDALEPrevious: >>79886799 AND YET edition
Looni
still a worthless loser nobody who gets ignored in every server I try to interact in. Must be nice bring a shiny popular person.
hoping someone will really match this well •ᴗ•22M but i don't mind what you call me>With/Without benefitswith benefits>Hobbiesgaming which makes up a huge, huge part of my life. i am a huge fan of paper mario, sonic, fallout, gta, smash bros. and other stuff i didn't list. feel free to ask more. i am a casual fan of some other series.>Turn ons/offsi like orb characters like kirby and jigglypuff and others sexually, if you are into that, that's something rare that im really happy to see, and what's REALLY rare is that and they are interesting to talk to>fav games/anime (i don't watch much anime)ttyd, pm:tok, mario&luigi dream team, shadow the hedgehog, fallout 2, super mario sunshine, feel free to ask for more it's fun to talk about. i also play multiplayer games like ssbu, and i have others that i am very active in but we will need to trust each other to talk more about it. someone who has a lot of free time on their hands for us to talk, but at the same time we won't ever force each other to be on cause that's icky. i am kind of a semi neet and so as silly as it sounds i would prefer someone who is a neet or semi neet and we share the same hedonistic views, but of course there can be some compromise on that. i would be happy to talk all about our interests if we gel well. hopefully we can maybe develop into something more but only if we do it organically, i hate forced stuff.>What do you want to do?have a nice comfy friend who is interesting to talk to. i would love to have sfw fun talk time but also very lewd time if we are both in the mood. very fun and niche lewd time about our favorite characters. which is a reason why it's very important to me that we share a lot of interests, that way we already have a lot of common ground and don't have to compromise.>Not looking forpeople who are already in a relationship or type in an "off" way or we don't gel well. (will explain more in dms im reaching the character limit)>Tag evilvmulime
Sillu lingo in the op
Good thread! No avaniggers!
no amount of effort I put in matters. Just permanently ignored in every server I try to make a name for myself in
>>79939557"Making a name for yourself" is a waste of time. Just add the people you like and use the server exclusively as a way to find porn
>>79939691idk how to find out who I like if no one talks to me. I guess I should try figuring out the sleep schedules of all the shiny people and talking to people when they are asleep
I'm all down for being friends, playing games and talking about shit but desu I'd love a black anon friend who'd enjoy comparing with a small dicked white guy lol
>>79939744I know one who is extremely hung but he deleted all his messages with me
>>79939739Spectate them, see how they act. Do you have common interests? Is there an ad channel in the server? Add someone from there or post your own ad. Maybe just add someone who you think you'll go along with.
>>79939856that just seems weird to me to add someone unsolicited
>>79939914It is. But if you click with the person, do you think that it will matter that you met them in a "weird" way?
>>79939970I just don't know how to do things anymore I'm broken and stupid
>>79940006It's okay to feel like that sometimes. If you wanna talk you can always add me, fren
Worst avatarfag?
Idk why i keep doing stuff for people when i get nothing back. It just happened again lol. I need to hurt myself badly and go to bed I'm already done with today lol
>>79939744>>79939691yall are nasty
>>79937617Well done, dinsdale.
>>79940487Why?
>>79938037Anon I think you have aspergers or something. You should probably practice socializing in real life.
>>79940492Are you going to add the guy who wants to fuck Kirby? >>79938037
>>79940448What servers are you even in?
>>79940530That post must be satire... >>79940448You guys sound like you are just begging to be abused and insulted, like you want to feel even more sad and pathetic for validation?
>>79940561a few that get posted here and there
>>79940755Can you drop your tag please? It would be nice if I can help with your loneliness
I literally added people to play games with and when they want to play games with me I just feel in this mood that I want to be alone. I'm such a terrible person.
Sorry friends, i gotta fap to blacked real quick.
>>79941590Based
>>79941590want to be friends?
>>79941773Not that guy but I'm up for some blacked sharing
>mocca
>>79941590uhh based??
>>79937617love me some 2hu
>>79937617That's how I would suck my boyfriend.
>>79937617That's how my boyfriend sucks my dick.
>>79940738Should I be impressed that my post is so autistic that people think it's satire
>>79940513I very likely do. I would rather kms than socialize IRL unfortunately. i appreciate the advice though
>>79943592lets just say that its impressively autisticand you shouldnt write a whole resume and a laundry list of requirementsI doubt anyone even reads half of that and only rolls eyes and scrolls past
>>79943739you are right that most people will look past it. i just don't know where to look for an autistic neet bf who likes that stuff and i felt like this was the best place. idk though
>>79943739as awful as i feel for trying to connect with people and it doesn't go well again, i think i will take your advice of not making essay tier intros. it's helpful
>>79943796If it's any consolation, I'd be your autistic neet bf if I wasn't taken already. I know you'll find someone perfect one day
>>79944123thank you
up lovely friends!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79941590>>79941773>>79941789Since nobody posted their tag, i will! daisho87433
bump!!
no matter where i search, i cant seem to find youdespite living in a world full of everything
>>79948272this post is about me, I just know it!
like a flower swaying in the wind
>>79948288how did u know! u fell right into my hands!
as i noticed i had become lost in the flowery scenery it was you who extended your hand out to me~
i thought i had do much to do itbut in the end i couldnt say anything
Does somebody wanna play fighting games with me?
>>79948548I need to watch something romantic for a change, all this oversexualization and constant horniness of the internet is not good for the soul
>>79948665yes please go do this. you only have one heart please dont ruin it
with each step losing our way home, nemuri memory! you arm pulling on mine~ becoming lost in the scenery!
did you know? hidden deep within you, a special mechanism! a heart that always seems to beat just on time~
>>79948689Might be too late as I'm already corrupted and succubus stole my heart
my ideal friend is one who hates me and hates horny people but still gets me off while acting completely grossed out about it the entire time. and then we can go back to talking about anime, vidya or whatever else. i just have a kink for angry, annoyed, disgusted expressions during sex
>>79949131i saw them, a small glimpse of your snowy white wings. your deepest desires. dont ignore them, okay?
>>79949147I can do that for you, nonny. Sounds extremely hot
>>79950090it's so rare to find someone who's genuinely into this dynamic. my tag is hikikomaru
>>79937617I prefer non lewd OPs... this is not /dft/
>>79950115Sent
>>79950123then make the thread yourself
>>79950090yeah that sounds hot I can already imagine, have fun
>>79950325I'm still waiting for them to accept but I bet that it's gonna be fun
>>79940738Bruh
This OP is going to scare away looni, allmind, golu, and ado
>>79950753And this is bad how?
>>79950777All of those are S tier thread waifus
>>79950946They are dogshit trannies
>>79950952No?
>>79951081Yes
>>79951107No
Did the shitposting migrate over here, I was busy
>>79950123MEMEMEMEME
>>79951330Huh?
bump
goodmorning
>>79952339Good morning! What's up?
>>79952397I couldn't cum or even get close for 5+ days, I think Im turning asexual
>>79952418I can try to fix that if you want~
>>79952441are you the worlds best milker? either way I dont want to waste your time only to leave you disappointed, but thanks for the offer
