Location: Santa's Workshop, 2025 edition>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the parts of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
Which /b/ ava are you hacks stealing next?
>>79942878They came here because they chose to let /b/ die though.
>>79942670Day one is a peaceful day, so SKIP.Hijinks ensue when two trainees get taken for a ride in the yakuza mobile.Spook Man is rolling the dice with a blonde needle lady.And one more runner gets trampled by TWIN TURBO!>>79942842Thank you!>>79942750Is it ever easy?>>79942758Don't choke on those bones.>>79942818I wonder if we'll see a second French champion today.
>>79942902/b/ is 90% Discord anyway
>>79942905Yes if you try hard enough, unless you just wait for something to happen>Interesting (I don't understand anything at all)
>>79942905She looks like trouble... >Time to form tactics to eventually counter her properly, fear having no place in the process.
>>79942943
>>79942905It was only once!
>>79942943>>79942961Kill yourself Richard
Oh great here comes Richard
>>79942918True.
>>79942905Them "teechors" said some interesting stuff. Anyone remember? I don't.
>>79942905Omori makes a terrible wager. This isn't the game to be tempting RNG.Gold Ship is crushed by sheer knowledge.Meanwhile tic tac toe seems to be all the rage. Are they playing on Chief's visor?>>79942931Weren't you called Sunny before or was that someone else completely?>>79942952But it is the place for games.>>79942976Once is all it takes. RIP.
>>79943028>Are they playing on Chief's visor?>Yes, and he wasn't amused. Stop. Now. >There wasn't room for this nonsense either!
>>79943028Yes, I can do this>dies once but I did not succumbLook, I can do this again>dies for realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVm9PozysI>Yes that's me, the cooler Sunny
>>79942905These beings are fascinating... just think of what they could do if they were born on Super Earth! The potential to deliver Freedom at never-before-seen speeds alone would help change the scope of our battles!>>79943028>Must be a big helmet...
>>79943028Every day slide has been peace until this one and look at which event is there.That's right, only one of you is escaping Super Creek's clutches this time.>>79942961The AI turned us into weird looking goblins.>>79943055But there's room for goo goo babies. Now let Creek spoil you, Chief.>>79943090Oh, kind of like how Sirius is the cooler Symboli.>>79943109For you.
>>79942905"Why so caged? Am just paving a route through Crioulo Creek!">>79943028"Whoops. How do they expect finesse when these boots are as stiff as wood?">>79943115"Go fish?"
>>79943115>Sounds dangerous... >But the SPARTAN and his blue buddy were sure to survive, right?
>>79943115There are times when every soldier has to ask... is there *more* I could have done to make this universe a better, Free'er place?
>>79943028I thought I had caught a whiff of another yokai, a familiar scent... now it's gone. Probably nothin'.Oi, bakemono. I like ya attitude. As stupid as it sounds. Even if it will send ya to an early grave.>>79943115>[Here's Tora! Floating above the pool with just his toes in the water.]I ain't feeling up for it. Oi, hybrid, you up for->[Cue the glittering sound effect. Seeing Pulchra in swimwear.]Oi! Oi! Where ya been hidin' all this time?! I like what I see!>["She'll probably taste as good as she looks!!"]
>>79943115The sim sensed I was wondering how peaceful this game was going to get and decided to kick things into high gear.A cat fight, a stabbing, a shoving and a crushing all in one slide.And another game of goo goo babies on top of that!>>79943143You were the lucky winner that time. Good work.>>79943149Well, the survivor was blue.>>79943159That's right, live with no regrets.
Roll Giving Megaman A Rimjob.
>>79943228
>>79943228>And then said hopeful survivor died... >Just more reason that Enel bastard needs to go down at some point!
>>79943228That girl looks like she'd make for a good Helldiver. I wonder what her thoughts are on the Automaton menace plaguing our beloved galaxy...?
>>79943228"Hey, I won-">https://youtu.be/iLh_23U20iE?t=2>An imminent date with gravity.
>>79943228The hybrid is mine!How the hell do we play this "game", eh‽! Someone tell me! Or I'll start eatin' people!
>>79943228Creek let all of her latest victims go it seems, but the sim isn't done!Another cat fight breaks out.And Bakushin wasn't at fault this time. She definitely didn't see him there.>>79943272Then you should bet on him to win. It works for me, usually.>>79943286Another happy landing.>>79943321Cat on cat violence.
>>79943337My legs are merely a tool in which to carry Managed Democracy, and Freedom is the wind in my sails!
>>79943337>Aight, Enel "bet".
>>79943337Ha! What a weakling! I could break ya neck easily! But I think you'll do just fine!>[Tight grip around the neck, just as she'll lose air. *CHOMP* the head!]
>>79943337Enel makes the right decision. As would any of us, I hope.Pulchra, you have to let some other people win these races too from time to time.>>79943373Still impressive to beat my triple crown like that. You have a lot of potential.>>79943378There we go. Any slide now and I'm sure he's doomed.>>79943390Someone's going to have to put a bell collar on you, I guess.
>>79943417Enel bet.
>>79943417>That Helldiver should've killed the Moon Man instead!
>>79943417>Unlike John Cena, Haru never gives up. Just like Managed Democracy.>Captcha: HHSSS
>>79943417One last dance before the end?Yes, that sounds like a great idea. Now we're down to the final two runners rounding the last corner. It's time for the final spurt!WNS, Enel or will democracy triumph?>>79943442>>79943450Any slide now for sure!>>79943456That's right!
>>79943417I ain't bein' anyone's pet!Sent to kill me because ya can't make a kid cry‽!‽! You scum! You wanna go‽! I'll fight both of you right here! Right now!
>>79943481YAHAHAHAHA
>>79943481>Oh boy...
>>79943481>Fortune favors only the boldest!
>>79943481>Even when it comes to dancing, Managed Democracy simply builds 'em different.
>>79943481>[Whatever fight happened offscreen, to make power-scalers seeth. Here's Tora. Just floating in the pool.]B-bastard....! To hell with both of them!>[Especially since his waifu was eliminated this slide.]
>>79943481The NEEDLES! Just like his big brother Master Chief, needles will be the bane of this soldier's existence.Which means..!
>>79943564AAGH! MY LEEEEEEG!
>>79943576Thanks for hosting
>>79943564Suffice it to say, he did not survive.God Enel is the winner of Coffee Cup XLIII! Congratulations! Please choose an umamusume for your card or the coffee card!>>79943495The jinx uno reversed you.
>>79943564Hah! Weak!Make it hurt! Make'em suffer!
>>79943581Placements. Thank you all for running this race!
>>79943564>Damn it all... >>79943576>Walk it off dammit! >>79943581>Aiiieeeeee I can't believe this TERRORIST won! >Congrats and thanks for the game lol.
>>79943581Waha! A job well done.>Thanks for hosting, nicely done Enel.
>>79943594>Thanks.
>>79943581>>79943594Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>79943594congrats to Enel, and thanks Ms. Uma
>>79943594Thanks for the game. Well done to Enel.
>>79943581BASED>>79943594thanks for hostingI'll have hmmm.... Meisho Doto
>>79943594>TFH!
>>79943581I'll rip him in two and eat his heart! Next time!>*TCH!*Thanks for the bloodsport or whatever...Just you wait, "God" Enel.
>>79943594Congratulations to the winner and thanks for hosting!!
>>79943580>79943596>>79943604>79943605>>79943618>79943623>>79943630>79943656>>79943668>79943685You're all very welcome. As always.>>79943648I'll get started right away.
>>79943580>You MISSED.>>79943594That tyrannical woman tried to cut me down... but the spirit of Lady Liberty knits me back together...!>Thanks for hostingggg.
>>79942902>they chose to let /b/ die"Die" *bollocks*. We're just in on of our occasional troughs.
>>79943734Hiiiii Inna!
>>79943708You as well. Just remember, when say "last spurt" that's not in reference to blood spurting from your femoral artery.>>79943734It's the off-season. You're always welcome to host here by the way.
Now continue your plots
>>79943826Kys
>>79943766SAKUYA! Sakuya, Sakuya, Sakuya! (picrel)>>79943770Thanks for being so quick to understand, Manhattan Cafe. Maomao's currently at work on a teaching assignment that doesn't conclude until January and as for myself...well...I very stupidly imagined that for once I might avoid the harsh and messy sinusitis attack that's managed to find me every year of my life since I was a child.
>>79943648Your gold bordered plaque for now. The card will follow once I find a good Doto.>>79943953Of course. This time of year always gets busy for people.
So if two people can't host nobody else on /b/ steps up?
>>79943953If you're prone to sinusitis Ingrid then I feel you. I get it as well.
>>79943953>Hugs and kisses you
>>79943581Gratz Enel! :)Thanks for hostin Cafe! :)
>>79944022You drove them away you fucking troll
>>79943734
>>79944022Mado chose to host here instead of going back for a reason: the /b/ discord doesn't fill the threads there.
>>79944088You too, Harley.
Avafags who are known to anon shitpost:
>>79943594
>>79944190
>>79944082>squeezes back while hoping ailments from the exterior world aren't communicable within the virtual one>>79944103>nods sagely and pretends to understand Long Good Horse's mute eloquence>>79944115Some days it does but overall I'd have to say things are fairly hit-or-miss.
>>79944115>I think there was more to it than that. But I don't think it's a big deal anyways.>>79944245>The ahoge stands out so much without the uma ears.
>>79944306take
>>79944188yes
do you like hot fudge sundaes?
SatanMelYou guys here?
>>79944350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Smh8rwdJI
>>79944350>Much appreciated. I'm making an effort to rebuild this folder bit by bit. Always good to see the sad sod smile.
>>79944384i don't like the way you said that
>>79944388https://youtu.be/H2SMV234ww4?si=MTdJIERWDRdqp_ff
>>79944397Did you really think I would reduce myself to being a scatfag? It was a reference to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD0gIa_WPoc
>>79944445>yeets
>>79944476WELL NO BUT I SURE AM NOW
>>79943826What plots?
>>79944539screw you nigga, that picture you're using is AI by the way. >slaps you in the face with my penis
>>79943648Ding Ding, your Umazon delivery is here. Congrats again on a well ran race!>>79944306I'm sure you'd look strange with your ears missing too.
Also if Ruriko is around, I fixed a spot I missed on your last card.
>>79944646>does the matrix lean as your koopa kock cleaves the open air bullshit. i took that picture the day after i picked up that couch from facebook market place
>>79944650haha boobies haha, that's why i picked herthanks junko!
>>79944498Oh neat!Many thanks, spook!Ebby is best girl.>>79944396https://youtu.be/1siPgAVOAtU?si=qqdpF0KgXEt_5OUd
post what you're listening to
>>79944713Well, she does have the biggest ones in the franchise...
>>79944716>I need to play Gamma.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5hCkh2AH58
>>79944733It's just your dad choking on my cock
>>79944716NP, also Mel if you're here I got yours as well>>79944733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QITAVpMETww
Evens sleepOdds do something
>>79944733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1Ort40Too>>79944705Perhaps you're an ai clone of seej then...
>>79944733https://youtu.be/YsStfg6Zv5A?si=fkxw_fTSM-nBq-eK>>79944783Got the reply, waiting for you and Captain King.
>>79944827dubs and you crank the hog to the 99th pic itt
>>79944855trust me there is no intelligence to be found here
>>79944865>reroll
>>79944856>Standing by. Ready whenever our guy is.
>>79944856>>79944919>I'm ready! >>79943708>Idk if you're still here but I'm also game to continue with the Doctor and Chief meeting.
HO HO HO HG!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE IN HG! >DICKEY? NICE. THE USUAL GIGANTIC MAGNUM BBC DILDO TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR CHIHUAHUA BONE. >MICAH? NAUGHTY. TRAITORS GO TO HELL LIKE CASSIUS AND BRUTUS. >CIRNO? NICE. SHE INVITED ME TO HER NEXT MANSION PARTY. I'VE GOT A STOCKPILE OF RAM FOR HER COMPUTER. >ERIC? NAUGHTY. MORE COAL THAN USUAL THIS YEAR. HUH. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T BE NEEDING YOUR GRAM GRAM'S INHERITANCE. >KOSAKU? NICE. KILL ALL PEDOS. I'VE GOT BIG TRINIDADIAN GOCKS FOR YOU AT YOUR FRONT DOOR. >SATAN? NICE. FOR CARRYING ALL THE RP IN HG. THAT'S NOT AN EASY FEAT TO KEEP A DEAD TREND GOING. >SAM? KEEP WORKING, YOU FUCKING KNIFE EARED ELF. DID I TELL YOU WERE STOPPING THIS CHRISTMAS? GET BACK IN THE FUCKING WAREHOUSE. >MADO? NICE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU DO BESIDES HOST. >CAR NICE. KEEP MAKING CIPHERS TO MAKE THAT TRAITOR BITCH MICAH SEETHE. >JUNKO NICE. FOR HOSTING GAMES AND REBUILDING HIS IMAGE.>AUSSA NAUGHTY. A BIG FAT NOTE: "GET A JOB". >MORDREDNAUGHTY. GO TO HELL YOU PEDOPHILE.
>>79945100YABBA DABBA THANK YOOUUUUUUUU SANTA CLAUS!!! I MADE SURE TO GIVE YOU TRIPLE FUDGE COOKIES THIS YEAR!!!
>>79945100Got me at the Sam one
>>79944733>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3chCr8xYTOY>>79945028>Oh yeah, I am still here.>So if you aren't going to be busy with other plots with other people here, then sure, I'm game brah.>>79945100>I don't think the real Santa Claus would make a "what if your grandmother died lol" joke......
>>7994510010/10 shitpost
>>79945100I don't know why the gocks are specifically from Trinidad but I'm not complaining, Saint Nicholas! Thank you!>>79944884Haha yeah you're fucking stupid
>>79945028>>79944856>Gang's all here.>>79945100>Nice list. Feels good.>>79944733>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC3iYl2Ux6o
>>79945216>Sweet! >And yeah I'm good for it if you are. Got a response typed up here: >>79697753 Yes. *More* than twenty years... >From 2525 to 2552 at that, the SPARTAN giving a grim nod. I hope you've never had to deal with conflict on that scale before. >Oh if only the Master Chief knew himself, the super soldier cocking his head at the Doctor's so-called "educated guess". He shook his helmeted head. That's still some guess Doctor. >He sounded suspicious at that, the petty officer remaining silent when he made mention of falling from space. Did he know that too...? My armor is fairly robust, yes. And it serves its purposes well. "Fun" was the last thing on the UNSC's mind when they created SPARTANs and MJOLNIR. >And from it all, the Chief came to a conclusion based on the Doctor's educated postulations. We face and have faced a multitude of existential threats in our home universe. And the Arena doesn't lack for dangers either as you likely know. >There was no shortage of threats here after all. Ranging from the Nazis to G-Corp and more!
>79944919>79945028Bet.>>79927571>[Wide swing! Cut through anything in front of the giant. Just narrowly avoiding John Halo. Another scythe read to chop up MeanGreenMan, just as he backpeddled in time. Hear the air and space in front of you being sliced into two. Your response, John? Another frag? The giant stopped, looking down and kicking the frag back at you!]>[Lifting one scythe to guard its face. Hear metal bullets crashing and impacting with the metal scythe, and ripping into the grafted flesh that makes up its body. Chunks of rotting flesh, blood, and cloth flying off the giant, other scythes rose. Aiming for a straight stab towards the Chief!]>>79927418>[When Eagle-1 comes in to save with a clutch strife. 23mm rounds right into the giant. Watch the chunks of flesh fly out of the grafted giant. Reduce it to nothing more than a rotting gore pile of red and purple flesh. Hopefully, Chief ain't getting hit with some of that Friendly-Fire.]https://youtu.be/F0YHb1nHV-g?si=6e-K6PjdlSBHqn9O&t=27>["WAVE COMPLETE"]>[Watch both corpses of the giant burst into a light blue vapor.]>[For you Chief, the phantasm poked its head out. The threat is gone (for now.) But the phantasms look eastward. Towards one of the troop huts. Something there captured its interest.]>>79945216(Was there anything on we left on hold?)>>79945100(I don't think I am. But I'm just here doing autistic ArrPee. But thank you Saint Nicholas)
>>79945263okay you know whatRUDE
test
Goodnight, HG.>>79944733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8RnDrRTxc
>>79945451
>>79945451oh fuck off go eat a potato sandwich, ya cunt
>>79945330>>79927571>The jet pulls away. A pair of afterburners glowing bright bright hot in the sky, engine howling like the spirits of the damned. Her radio buzzes 117 relaying directly to the Spartan.Haha! What did I tell you Spartan. An Eagle never misses~Spartan? Oh for Democracy's sake, I didn't hit the Chief did I?!>The adrenaline may have made her a little aggressive at the outset, but she was calming down now.>An immelman turn puts her nose back on the facility. >She scanned the aftermath of the battle for friendlies. Between the radiation and all the smoke it was getting hard to spot anything visually or with instruments. Eagle-1 would normally be nothing short of ecstatic to look back at her handiwork but if she didn't catch sight of that sage mjolnir soon she was done for.
Lurkers, what do you want to do? Who are you waiting on?
>>79945589sex
>>79945100>NAUGHTY. GO TO HELL YOU PEDOPHILE.Seej...
THE WINTER BALL BEGINS ON FRIDAY THIS WEEK! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A COUPLE ALREADY, FIND ONE SOON! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!Look at the ruleset here:https://files.catbox.moe/eo3388.jpgEstimated dates so far:Catra & PriscillaPulchra & HarleyMordred & ChihiroLoona & RoxyMokou & JunkoIgon & ElpheltIngrid & AlphaKnives & Consul XMaster Chief x Don
Ingrid and Manhattan Cafe, not Alpha
Who's lurkin'?
>>79945707sex
>>79945665>*TCH!*She's taken... maybe I'll have to compete or do what that she-kappa said. And advertise myself!.... How do I do that?
>>79945665We have a transformer pulling up as well.
>All right, back in the saddle then...>>79945321>It could have been easy to take that unintended bait, to make some kind of remark. But the Doctor held it back. No need to dig up those old corpses he calls memories if he can help it.>So, he pushed on with a shrug. I'm good at guessing. Put me in a game of Pictonary, ooh, good luck stopping me.>The mask of sarcasm fell when he mentioned how dangerous their current surroundings were, as he relented with a nod, his gaze drifting around at nothing in particular. Just empty buildings and desert sands...You don't need to tell me. It's like some... children's toy box, with all of these different things, different universes, different laws of physics all jumbled together. Of course it's dangerous! But it's also bloody gorgeous in its own way. I can't keep away from it. How could I? A new world every day... It's intoxicating, isn't it?>A weak smile showed on his face. Just for a moment.>>79945330>There was that thing the other night between the Doc and your... scary tiger man who's name he's yet to have learned, if you feel like adding more to your plate.
>>79945809comb your mane and make up your bed after you get up in the morning. i read in a book that's how you get ladies.
Who doesn't have a date yet? Don't be shy.
>>79945330>>79945530>Cutting it close was an understatement, the Chief practically *feeling* the whoosh of a near miss even through his armor. Still, he stayed cool as ever, his grenade detonating half a second after landing in front of the giant to explode for whatever good it might do. No matter what however the massive and walking corpse went down thanks to some timely intervention from Eagle-1! >The SPARTAN nodded in satisfaction as he replied evenly back over the radio. (117) Good guns, One. Appreciate the assist. >He was still green, although the same couldn't be said for the ODSTs that were hurt, the men groaning as they slowly but surely got back up. The Chief was quick along with the (concussed) Second ODST to start treating their wounds with medkits as he in turn continued to speak to the Super Earth flyer. (117) We're operational, although the Shock Troopers took some hits from that giant. We're going to treat them before moving on with the mission. (ODST #1) Argh, some of my ribs are busted, but it aint't nothing some biofoam can't fix real quick... >Among other treatments in the kit, the super soldier and spec ops troopers having soon enough patched themselves up. Quietly, the SPARTAN thought about going it alone but he knew the ODSTs wouldn't quit so easily. Their conviction and pride were too damn high. >So onward they would press together, the Chief taking a moment to grab his fallen flamethrower again. As he collected the Defoliant Projector the pair of giants disappeared into smoke clouds, one of the Helljumpers grumbling to himself. (ODST #3) Damn weird-ass Lorans... >The petty officer had to quietly agree, his attention soon also being drawn to the Phantasm again as it moved. And pointed him in the direction of a hut. >The SPARTAN took the lead as usual, ODSTs following him as he carefully advanced forward while pinging their support. (117) Eagle-1, we might have something. Will keep you updated, just keep watching our backs.
>>79945665>>79945878Oh yeah, before I fall asleep, my clone might have a date but I'm still #lonely
>>79945809Imagine dating Yo-chan.
>>79945862>[Combing the mane. He does that. Make your bed; he literally sleeps anywhere. READING‽! Line is drawn.]>*BAH!*Sounds like a pain in the ass...>>79945837>(Feed him, and he won't be as scary. Unless he's bored. Fire away if ya want to.)>>79946030Yo-chan...?>[Do not give the Seel to the tiger with a huge appetite!]
Lurkers?
>>79946084sex
>>79945837(Right on)>Sometimes a dose of harshness was needed. But it seemed the Doctor thought otherwise in administering it to his "patient", the laconic sailor not entirely buying his word as he gave the man a slow nod. Right...>A dry and heated wind whipped at them as they stood around the seemingly empty town, the still present twin suns blazing overhead, the Chief naturally unbothered by it. He pondered on the man's, the ALIEN'S word before nodding again. There is a harsh beauty to it I suppose. But more pertinently, we're concerned with the danger that surrounds it. >He'd steal a subtle glance around them, Cortana likewise checking their desert environment for anything of note and coming up nil. But as always, the petty officer remained vigilant. ... and the possible opportunities present. >A pause. You even showed me both. >The SPARTAN still recalled how the Doctor's interaction with a peculiar collection of rocks lead to a terraforming action many months ago for one thing. And who knew what the future might hold?
>>79946084intercourse
>>79946066Fair enough. Take this tho.
>>79946084>prowls lurkingly
>>79945679This is correct.
>>79945679I assure you that the slav is in very jewd hands this Ball.
>>79945878Agent Venom needs to find a partner. >Dramatic pause. And there's little time left on the clock.
I SAY WE KILL THE VASH!
>>79946267Vash didn't do anything.
>>79945878SOMEONE GET EZREAL A WOMAN ALREADY HE CAN'T KEEP INTERACTING WITH ONLY CIRNOS FOREVER
>>79945530>[Heads up. Something is flaring up on Eagle-1's scanners. A distortion in the environment, emitting low gravitational waves. Thankfully, it is stationary.]>>79945882>[YOU John Chief. You would he wise to advise the ODSTs to stay behind and call for a Med-Evac. But those prideful SoBs would refuse anyway.]>[You follow the phantasm' lead. Leading you into a traditional barracks for troopers. The little slug emits a rhythmic glow, a message to something behind a pair of closed doors? Or to you, Chief. Only one way to find out *Tick* Oh. Pressure plate.https://youtu.be/bcsB3W8Bwp4?si=add1WYqkDfVvY-cT>[Doors go boom! Outside explosions. A red shimmer in the dust cloud, out comes a silver monke. A Warlord Captain. Energy shielding glowed red in contrast with the dust cloud. Armed with a weapon far too advanced for his race. https://halo.wiki.gallery/images/5/52/HINF_Heatwave.png>[A jolt from the Warlord, seems like he just realized who was in his presence. Without hesitation, incoming Hardlight ionized particles aiming for you, Spartan!]>>79946109(She funny. Thanks and saved.)
>>79946282>WE'RE NOT SAFE UNTIL HE'S DEAD>HE'LL COME HAWKING FOR OUR IPv4s!>SET TO SACRIFICE OUR WALLETS LIKE A MONSTROUS WHORE>HE'LL WREAK HAVOC ON OUR THREAD IF WE LET HIM WANDER FREE!SO IT'S TIME TO TAKE SOME ACTION BOYSIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TOOOOOOOOOOO DESTROY START.MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79946267>>79946431Go back to the gunghocil cord.
>>79938937Come visit ERP and say hi
>>79946477No, I don't think I will.
>>79946132Tora witness this feline in a swimwear. She is now Tora's waifu.>>79946431Gaston, I....(His previou song was better.)
FIRST 24EXPRESS GAMES
>>79946555Manhattan Cafe
>>79946555An ODST >Nice trips.
>>79946555Harley Quinn >>79946497...
>>79946555 (Checked)Rover
>>79946555Ez>>79946333Hey... I'm saving myself. For uh,>Ezreal suppresses a laugh with a snort, unable to take himself seriously.Marriage or something. So don't... *snrrk*... Don't worry about it man. >>79946477You can't trick me. I know that this place is the sex equivalent of our world, and isn't that just horrifying? If this place has every conceivable form of violence in it, that world has every conceivable for of disgusting sex acts. Shit-eating, literally. Sounding. Vore. Feet. Gross, I don't want it, I don't->Ezreal starts kicking at the air in front of the portal to dismiss it.-want it! That glimpse is gross enough already!>He's talking about the OP image. What a judgemental prick, honestly... kink-shamer.
>>79946555Typhon Anthrophantasmus
>>79946555Alpha1918
>>79946555The Invisible Man
>>79946577 Nice dubs>>799465915's are a very good sign
>>79946555ERB
>>79946555Eagle-1>>79945882>"He's alive?! Yeahahaha! He's tougher than he looks!">The pilot was almost certain she had turned the spartan into chunky salsa, fit for a Liberty day picnic. She took a deep and composed herself before addressed the ground team.Roger that ground team. Eagle-1 standing by.Another victory for the right side of history ay boys~>The idiot in the fighter jet probably had no idea about all the concussions and broken bones that had just been handed out.>>79946408>The jet banked away and began to sweep the surrounding areas.There was still something out there. She began to narrow down her scans to pinpoint the distortion. God knows if this anomaly was one native to the zone or if it was something brought here. Not to mention there was till a golden brute out there.>Was that an explosion she just heard over the coms? "Boys will be boys I guess."
>>79946555Gendarme
>>79946555Mills Lane
>>79946555Adachi Rei
>>79946555Omori>Thanks for the wincard btw
>>79946655For you, Mills!
>>79946555Every Admiral Episode 28
>>79946583What are you gonna do about it‽! We can always compete against each other! Or will I have multiple concubines? Please pick the option to fight! I want to taste your flesh!
>>79946665And for your other ava!>>79946670You're welcome and congrats!
>>79946555Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>79946555Jibril
>>79946555Gaston who will kill Vash and stand with Knives MillionThrough the git, through the hubThrough the thread and the discord compostIt's a digital nightmare, but it's one exciting shitpostSay a prayer, then we're thereAt the red flair of a typhoonAnd there's something truly terrible insideIt's a fraud!He's got keys, keen logging ones!Massive unsolicited connections, bankruptcy collections!Hear him roar! See him foam!But we're not coming home 'til he's dead!Unloved and PWNED!KILL THE VASH!
>>79946691It's no competition hun.. >:)
>>79946722And for your other ava!
>>79946497Fufufu~ Tora wants to witness anything ever again he'll find another pussy to drag into his den!>>79946555Pulchra
>>79946555Sleepy Quixote Express
>>79946555Junko Enoshima
>>79946673thanks
>>79946555Consul Z
>>79946066>All right, let's see how THIS resolves itself then.>>79750342>The Doctor didn't seem to notice that anything was off at first. Because, like most people, he wasn't expecting to encounter a... "person," who could create stormclouds just by getting angry enough. It was the steam that got the Doctor to jolt back a step before the yelling.Okay, okay! I'm an alien! Blimey!>He suddenly blurted, holding his hands up again to try and get the creature to calm down a little before he does something particularly unpleasant.>Then, of course, came the astonishment.How in the hell did you even do that? As if the invisibility thing wasn't enough! Or does that somehow tie into some overarching ability to create localized weather changes...?>>79946107Hm? Oh! Oh, yes, that. Quite.>The Doctor seemed almost surprised to be reminded of that particular encounter, for whatever reason, and showed a broad grin at the recollection.See, that there, that's as good an example as any of why I stay here. Of why I travel. The opportunity this place provides to see things you can't hardly believe, to experience things not possible anywhere else? OH!>He yelled suddenly.It's brilliant! I still don't know what caused that particular reaction to be honest with you, with those strange crystals I mean. And isn't it brilliant? The joys of the unknown?>Seemingly, being able to admit that he *didn't* know something made the grin even wider. For a moment, at least, before he sighed and seemed to calm himself down.Only problem with it all is that it's so... *wild,* so untamed. You can't tell where you'll end up next, what madness this world will try to spit up at you... reminds me of when I was young.>captcha you gayass let me post
>>79946739Good color choice. Love the way it interlaces. Thanks.
>>79946806When are you going to apologize to Aussa?
>>79946697>thank you kindly
>>79946555A Helldiver
>>79946824>btw now people know who to avoid
>>79946555Daisy
>>79946555>555Kamen Rider Faiz!
>>79946555Ico
>>79946815>I had some experimental fun with the gradient tool. Glad you enjoy it and congrats!>>79946828>Yes, now stop hogging all the wins asshole!>I mean, you're welcome and congrats!
You guys look umazing!
>>79946555Fire-Chan
>>79946886"Take them down."
>>79946886We could stand to look even more umazing.>HYGAY
>>79946886Hello World
>>79946408>>79946649>Not even a scratch so far on the SPARTAN! Too bad the same couldn't be said for the Helljumpers. But they soldiered on, refusing to be shown up by this Navy puke and his eager fighter girlfriend, one of the now healed men griping to the pilot. (ODST #2) Oh yeah, we're totally winning it baby. >But as usual, the peace wasn't to last, the SPARTAN accidentally triggering a trap, an explosion soon following that narrowly missed him and the ODSTs! And from the blast zone emerged the Bruta Captain, the SPARTAN quickly spotting the Forerunner(?) weapon in their hands! (117) Scatter! >The Chief wasn't familiar with the new device and he had no intention of finding out what it could do as he dropped his hefty flamethrower again and chucked a frag grenade at the Brute while moving to sidestep the hard light projectiles, nimble hands grasping for his SAW. >The ODSTs, slower as they were, moved to heed the commando's command as they opened fire on their sole target while rushing to get out of the way and stay mobile. ODST One and Two shot away with their DMR and MA5C respectively, more than a dozen rounds trying to strike the Jiralhanae. Three meanwhile with his grenade launcher, popped a charged projectile at the bastard, hoping to deal extra EMP damage to them as the object whistled and crackled in the air.
>>79946886Last game before the Quarter Quell if I'm correct. I hope I can win this...
>>79946886Eagle-1, back in the fight.This girl supposed to be a big deal or something?
>>79946886I know because I'm the best at what I do! >And that's kicking ass and taking names!
>>79946193
>>79946886Let's go, my knife is ready
>>79946924>>79946925 Which the QQ will>>79946930>>79946937 That's correct!>>79946942>>79946957>>79946977GREEN MEANS GET THE FUCK OUT THERE
>>79946886We don't likeWhat we don't understandIn fact it scares usAnd this fraud is cybernated at leastBring your memes!Bring your pastas!Save your thread and your walletsWe'll save our HG and our electronicsWE'LL KILL THE VASH!
>>79946984>Rei has gained a particular fascination with wonderland.
>>79946984>>79946988That's a cool story butt.........you lost bro
>>79946984This isn't a kill using my knife, but it worked anyway!
>>79947033Just take the aircraft, I'd rather fight another day...
>>79946886>>79946984The technological might of Super Earth can't be beat!
>>79946960>denounce the talmud>support Putinhahaha! pick oneok /pol/ schizo aside i just remembered floch was also a 2014fag, miss that nigga wonder how he's doin
>>79946984This pile of goodies is now super earth, and more importantly, my property.>She shoots a glance at anyone coming too close.Stand back. I don't need a jet fighter to break your spine you know?>>79947033No complains now citizens, you're supporting the war effort with your contributions. The battle against tyranny is raging across the galaxy and all that.
>>79947033F>>79947070This a marathon not a race bro.
>>79947033You will surrender the F-16 to Adachi.
>>79946984"Most of those tube guys have not been active for half as long as me. How hard can it-">https://youtu.be/SSN9v1A1w9E?t=4"MERDA!">>79947033"Not saying a bad thing about this uniform ever again...">The Saints knew best!
>>79946727(This got a kek out of me. Lol.)>>79946738No that's no fun!Come on! Where's your spirit‽!>>79946742Is that so‽!You better as good as you look! Or shall we act out most human stories where the bad monster captures the princess‽!>>79946810Alien‽! A sky thing from the sky‽! I've never eaten or fought one of ya before!>[Once more, electric is amping around the demon.]I'm gettin' excited thinkin' about eatin ya!You speak to a lightin' beast! A Raijū! I ride the clouds, they obey my command. A daiyokai of lightning and fire!>[You got him to monologue a bit. Claws now in view for you Doc. Watch them grow a few inches longer.]So! Will will start first‽!
>>79947080He still comes around to anonpost sometimes.
>>79946984YOU VASH SUPPORTING WHOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeackkkk
>>79946810>So he did remember, the Chief merely nodding at the Doctor's excited exclamation. It was... interesting to be sure. >And of course, Cortana's voice piped in to add a bit of sensible whimsy. "And a part of me has to wonder if you've repeated that "experiment" in other parts of the various worlds. But hey, I digress. It's good to see you again by the way." >You know, for an alien... >There to sober things up a bit more, the serious SPARTAN shook his head at the so-called joys of the unknown. There's danger in not knowing as well. We certainly know that much about the Arena and our own space. >But still, the petty officer was now curious about another thing, the man glancing at the TARDIS and then to the one who flew and crashed it. And how old are you? >He didn't look that old after all.
>>79946984>[Rover is on the move!]>>79947033>*groo?*>[Uhhhh.... This wasn't supposed to happen....]>>79947112(My sides.)
>>79946984>So much for being "the best", the Helljumper getting shitcanned at the outset! >Should've packed heavier equipment. >>79947112>Should've eaten more eggs I guess.
>>79947033>Just imagine, all of those poor souls out there in the galaxy who can't know the democratic joys of a forklift...>It brings a tear of pure Democracy to the eye...>>79947088>It's called Super Aura, bruh.
>>79947080floch is a 2014fag? wouldn't that make him underage
>>79947112I hardly know her..>>79947088What's my blud cooking tonight?Oh my...I never seen a knife move that fast, and I was here for the bloodbath!>>79947162So *that's* what I was smelling.
>>79947099You'll have lots more trouble than just me barking up your tree if you try to make -me- your damsel in distress. Fact is I think it would Quinntuple~!>>79947033"It's like I always say. It's all in the reflexes"
>>79947033>You mean a secret high five, which she got it wrong but I'll let it slide for now>>79947177>Manic kicks inI'm enjoying this
>>79947177>https://youtu.be/sXNZJX_xM2I
>>79947177"Blondie there, they say he is a friend of the Sovereigns-""Or, was. Now, I can hunt your lot with a clean conscious."
>>79947177
>>79947111it was funny when he was doing the principle guy and just going ">kills you" to everyone talking back to him>>79947174i have no clue i just vaguely remember seeing him or someone else say he was from 2014 while scrolling oncei don't think someone would say that about their real birthdate and not their hg one lol but idk
>>79947174Explain your reasoning.
>>79947177Surely Rover's not doing that on purpose..>>79947241Every. single. game. I'm starting to think it's not the RNG.>>79947255Letting your conscience have a say in the game is never a good move.
>>79946649>[Shame she'll be missing the ground game. Stuck in a jet without a landing gear. Sounds kinda off tbhf.]>[Gunfire! Seems like them boys are shooting at something!]>>79946934>[Bullets bounce off the brute energy shield. But the incoming frag. Jump pack activated! Jet boosters active, watch the brute fly backwards, avoiding the frag. Now going behind cover.]"DAMN YOU HUMANS! THOSE BEASTS HUNT YOU! THEY SLAUGHTERED AND DEVOURED MY PACK! TAKING OR TURNING YOUR KIND! YOU SCUM BROUGHT THIS NIGHTMARE.">[Brute was seething. Yet it seems he was the last one remaining within this base. Still, "turning and taking" what did he mean by that? HEADS UP. Spike grenade! Heading right for the ODSTs!]
>>79947177>>79947296>Still doesn't count as a miss.
>>79947296F>>79947317It's a miss in my book, missus!
>>79947296Beginning recording...
>Commits suicide
>Revives everyone and prevents further death for 42 hours
>>79947296>Waiting for something to happen? Yes I am, she's just standing there
>>79945665That's some list, maybe the Chief doesn't need my help?
>>79947328Pulchara and Eagle-chan will cover you fools. Or betray you, that's also on the table.>Even tthe antibodies are carrying knivesThis is getting out of hand!>>79947335Now play the recorder!>>79947355So it's YOU! YOU'RE the reason my games have that certain reputation!
>Commits suicide ad nauseam
>>79947359There's still time left, and we could use the backup.
>>79947296>The guards liked to think it kept them from becoming one of the voiceless, mindless wretches which made up the majority of a game's populace."No shadows...">Though, something about what the decoys depicted rang familiar to him...>>79947377>A moment was made to double-check the security of his chin strap before he bet his life on the event!
Can I come out now?
>>79947177>[His fur.... But the moon burned him?]>*Confused danger doggo noises.*>>79947296>[They may act like they don't care. But if a pack of 12 meter tall monster puppers suddenly appeared and began roaming about. Someone's getting spooky. Even if they're just "it's a hologram".]>[Don't ask how Rover did this. He wouldn't know either.]>>79947377>[How does he even fit!?]>[Or was Rover a part of the attraction. Or maybe the ride was on his back.]
>>79947412Out of the closet? Sure.
No nigger.
>>79947377>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
>>79947377>Even if she succeeded, it wouldn't have been enough to kill me just yet
>>79947404Okay okay sorry, I'll go back to looking.
>>79947440Don't apologize, just do what comes natural and make us proud.
>>79946934>>79947306>The pilot impotently listened along to the gunfire and explosions. There was little she could do to help them stuck all the way up here.>"Still.. there has to be.. something!">She opened up the coms and began to shout.Gaahh! Go get him! Get him! Come on, they're right there! >She slammed her fists on the the cockpit console, hearing a normally upsetting rattle of a dial rattling out of synch. Her composure was all but lost.Put the crosshairs on them and shoot them! Kill them! Kill them!
>>79947377Had to ^<^v<><>^vv> to you, REIMy, my, Junko's one dirty gal ain't she~>>79947407Safety first.>>79947432Oops, didn't mean to take you out of the gameplay.
>>79947487>With weary eyes, the guard glanced behind the shoulder before jealously hiding the contraband away in his sleeve.
>>79947474Comes natural? Alright, I got this. >Flash goes out to play football, he's a natural at it.
>>79947487My batteries!My energy weapons!My toaster!
>>79947474
>>79947487F
>>79947487>[Free food! Rover will never complain about that. Always grateful to receive something to munch on!]
>>79947517How is that possible? You're literally not Sumireko. You're the robot guy.I knew it was Daisy the whole time.>>79947510And now we troll.
>>79947569Speed it up Jimmy
>>79947595Nah.
>>79947487>I need some time for myself, you know>This isn't so bad>>79947569>Oh no he's gonna make me drown!
>>79947377One more acquisition for the war effort. Ship master's gonna love this.>>79947487Come on, how can we not find her with a haircut as big, loud and seditious as that.>>79947569>Shot down by automaton scum. I'll never get over this..
>>79947569>>79947631>After being low kicked in Street Fighter one too many times, Rei hurls the cabinet at the girl.Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
>>79947189>[That sounds like a good time for Tora. He loves fighting.]Heh! Ya just makin' it sounds more fun! I wanna meet whatever knight or samurai hero dumb enough to face me just to rescue you! Ya gonna watch me rip them in tip and eat their heart! Or maybe that's what ya want‽! Ya wanna see this yokai bathin' in blood! What's wrong‽! Don't wanna get ya fur stained with blood!
>>79947569"Ola, your refrigerator is running.">The fact his COM unit can interface with theirs' meant dubious things for his own network's security...>Which flew completely over his head.
>>79947569>>79947626Maybe if he succeeds, the nightmares will go away.Well I care <3Seems the furballs are having some bad blood.>>79947631>>79947639You heard the orange. Nobody likes a cheater!
>>79947669Death rate?
>>79947669F>>79947682Face?
>>79947639>>79947669>It's not cheating heh. Learn to parry you casuals.
>>79947669Right, if he dies then it will be over>Wait a minute, how did he survive? Does he have that ability too?
>>79947569>[Sudden explosion!]>[Such sounds bring Rover to an alert state! Ear perked up!]>>79947669>[One more sound. Whizz past his ears! A yelp from Rover. Getting spooked by the sudden sounds, he blitzes on out of there.]
>>79947306>>79947476>No surprise the tough Captain was able to resist whatever initial gunfire the ODSTs sent their way, the crafty alien managing to avoid both grenades as well! And between the Brute raging and Eagle-1 losing it over comms, the SPARTAN had to get control of the situation. Using his SAW, the Chief opened fire on the Brute's cover to try and keep them suppressed, ODSTs One and Two following suit as they used their guns to try and keep the monke pinned while the Chief motioned for them to back away while he addressed the SE pilot. (117) Ma'am, you need to get a grip on yourself. There's no time to lose composure on the battlefield. And you may be able to help us. If you have any rockets left, I want you to fire on that hostile's position in front of us. >110 mm rocket pods *might* be a tad overkill, but it was better than trying to keep tangoing with this bastard. Especially when he chucked a Spike grenade at the Helljumpers! >Eyes widening slightly behind his helmet, the Chief moved to interpose himself between the more vulnerable troopers with a shout. (117) Get back, now! >The petty officer knew he could take the hit(s). Or so he hoped, the man bracing for the incoming blast as the troopers moved away from the soon to detonate explosive! >>79947512... >How many touchdowns did he proceed to score in the first quarter? >>79947514>The Marines will love and appreciate this. Thanks anon.
>>79947688Translation: Chihiro's shoes are untied.Easy peasy for Rover..>>79947655Let the nerds read into that.>>79947689Arguably, you're the one that needed to parry the most.
>>79947099A *what*? A Raijū? But that's- that's perposturous!>Not even impossible, to him the suggestion of such a thing is plainly and simply ridiculous! >And yet, here he was, facing down a beast of a creature who appeared to want nothing more than to eat him alive!Whoa, now! There's no need for anything like that! Believe you me, Time Lords don't make for a good meal! I'm too stringy! Not to mention other... complications!>Lightning and fire, eh? Not exactly something you want to go face-to-face with... but, the Doctor has already proven that he's got something to at least keep the thing at bay for a moment or two.>So, all he could do at this point is back away slowly, putting more distance between himself and his TARDIS than he'd admittedly prefer, but still clutching the sonic screwdriver tight in his hand as he prepared for things to become... unpleasant.I'd really rather not fight you. It wouldn't turn out well. For either of us.>>79947124>Whatever sense of nostalgia there was drained away in a single blink, and the Doctor tilted his head to the side.Ah! Cortana! Sorry, how rude of me to forget to say 'hi'. But, to my credit, I'm sure it goes without saying that your friend here really knows how to steal one's focus.>Guess he really does go everywhere with her, doesn't he? The Doctor has to wonder if all 'SPARTANS' have the same privileges, or if 117 here just so happens to be lucky? Questions for later.To answer your question, unfortunately, no, I haven't had much of a chance to look for more of that substance. Not that I make a habit of blowing up dimensional-merging substances all that often, mind you. That was a one-time thing. Though it is curious, come to think of it, that I haven't been able to find any more of those things...>And again, no time to dwell much on that line of thought either. Not when the Chief had another good question.Too old.>The answer seemed to slip out on its own. Vague as it was.
>>79947669>Rei stares at the holograms, detached.>>79947755I have imitated one of the most basic human actions!>>79947689>Low kicks and fireballs are cheap cheap cheaap
>>79947749>5, star quarterback right here.
>>79947755>[Paw on the creatures neck. Right before *CHOMP* down on the creature's head. Then the rest of the body.]
>>79947755I have to admit, that was cool>They don't know I can do that as well
>>79947755Hell naw! Why be nobody dying!>>79947765The Age of Fire is upon us...again. Time is a flat circle.
>>79947779>Nice. Now the Chief has to wonder how he'd do in Gravball?
>>79947819F
>>79947851Is found.
>>79947846>You are talking about an all American athlete.>He'd destroy it!.....>Shit he got side tracked from finding a date.
>>79947669>In the guard's mind, it must had been the divine equivalent of stirring someone by tapping their shoulder."Is this how You hosanna in the highest?">He shrugged off the scent of his own charred uniform.>>79947755"Sludge.">Reflexively, the aberrant thing would be lit up with blaster fire."And not the friendly type.">>79947819>As much of his damaged attire as possible would be replaced by their gaudy premium equivalents."I thought professional soldiers did not want to be seen?">>79947851"Did this come from inside the plant?"
>>79947650>Her ear flicked as she took it all in. Tail coyly curling and lapping at the ground while lounging in the boastful torrent of the mighty beast~!See... You're setting your sights way too low big guy~>The little tigerstriped troubled shared a bewitching cheshire grin as she rolled over onto her belly.You're talking about fighting a man. What you'd really be contending with is a force of nature. That something you're ready for? Trying to outplay something that defies all logic??? I'd love to see that.
>>79947476>[She's loosing her cool. Give her a gun and let her fight in person!]>>79947749"VERMIN! YOU AND YOUR DEMON ARE A CURSE TO ALL! HE SHOULD BE SACRIFICED TO THEM! CURSE YOU! DAMN YOU!">[Jumping out of cover. Just Chief was distracted by the Spike grenade (Roll for them ODSTs.)]>[Chief! Hardlight! Heading your way. Aiming right for your head!]
>>79947869Don can finally sleep in peace.Be nice to Rover, Junko!And finally Rei and automobile accidents, name a more iconic Express Games duo.>AGAYY>>79947910Yeah if only. We're not THAT good.
>>79947851https://youtu.be/nsBByTiKfyY?si=9wINv_BLe8qgoMv4
>>79947968wtf ban all dangerous assault weapons
>>79947968F>>79947981You play with your food too much, lady.
>>79947998Bump stocks, I...
>>79947819>[That's gae. Both are male. You get a headtilt from Rover.]>*groo?*>[He doesn't understand.]>>79947851>[There's that one panel in the webcomic.....]>>79947968>[No food. No interest. Don't mind him white whamin..... Just a massive doggo lookin' for food.]
>>79947758"Indeed Doctor." >She spoke with a hint of mirth coloring her voice, the all-too human AI continuing. "I'll give credit where credit's due then and won't hold it against you. Chief's hard to miss sometimes. At least when he wants to stand out a bit.">A grunt from the taciturn commando. "Unfortunate. But I'm sure other opportunities will present themselves in time within this lovely as you called it dimensional nexus." Try not to blow yourself up in turn, Doctor. "Yes. It would be a shame I think." >They had a good feeling about this odd xeno. Especially when there *could* be a chance to examine another dimensional-merging substance imbued with awesome power down the line regarding certain to come events involving the Spear and a certain Moebius... >For now however, the Chief and Cortana dealt with the alien man before them, the former cocking his head before silently dropping the issue. Although Cortana wasn't so easily swayed. "You don't look a day over 40 if I say so myself. Is there maybe something else you want to tell us on top of your fantastical flying police box?" >>79947898>Predictive analysis from Cortana would put a good bet on that being true! Once you learn the ropes that is. >And don't worry, there's still time for Flash to get a "touchdown" of his own with a date! >... Eagle-1's there after all.
>>79947968"Oi-">This enforcer, would trip backwards into an oversized cobweb!"
>>79947851>>79947968>At least she went out in a colorful blaze...
>>79947998Good luck banning these guns.
>>79947999i like dinner and a show.>>79948015heh well you see sonny my philosophy is if there's a gun i wanna be in control of it heh>spits tobacco
>>79947998>Counterpoint: legalize nuclear bombs.
>>79947851>I'll take some of them in mind, if I don't die that is>>79947968She actually survived? Not bad
>>79948043>The one losing their cool in a fight?
>>79947999I think you should buy a farm for unhatched chickens. Speaking of playing with your food.WHO'S HUNGRY?>>79948049And that's why you needed to go.>>79948071I'd say it's not good!
>>79948089>It's called passion* bro. *READ: Acute combat hysteria
>>79948047911??? those cannons about to go full semiautomatic >>79948070criminalize everyone we don't like. penalty? death>>79948092ill see myself out
>>79948115>And how well would it go if he full Venomed out in front of someone shown to have freak outs?
yawning hard
>>79947765Yeah yeah, just get out there and win this one.If you're gonna clip my wings, atleast give me a good show will ya?>>79948046Or not..>>79947962Eh? You sure about that? You're inside a barracks? The thing looks like it might collapse, it'll definitely blow it over if I shoot it now.>Sensors sweeps were messy with everyone inside and the anomalies of the zone potentially interfering with her instruments. And forget about identifying anything visually.>She had never hesitated before, but this was certainly giving her pause.Ah hell.. You sure about this 117?>She brought the fighter in low, the building was now locked.
Yawning
>>79948092Welcome to One-Punch Don!>>79948147You're actually pogging you just don't know the difference.
>>79948117>Fucking baseD. Can I get a hells yeah? >>79948139>Alright probably not too well. But come on, what are the odds of that happening at the Winter Ball?
>>79948153>>79947749Whoops.
>>79948092True, but that will just make the rematch more exciting>Maybe I should've tested this cyanide on myself>>79948166Cheese?
>>79948092>The guard would finally unleash those Spicy Strips by pulling them out of his pocket to grab Rover's attention-"Fetch.">Before throwing them toward the advancing horde!>>79948166>He was still electrified from several slides prior!
>>79947962>>79948153>>79947749>(Alright, I might. I'll cook up something to let her set it down in a sec.)
>>79948166I was trying to AFK buff without actually being AFK, but RNG will not be fooled.
>>79948166Now back to your regularly-scheduled Sleepy Express.Featuring highly-legal nuclear bombs!>>79948187That's *one* rematch down.>>79948190Baiting with your food AND skipping the peace. This dude's got it.
>>79948169>Take no chances, last thing the ball needs is in fighting and freak outs.
>>79948092NO NO NO NO GOD DAMN IT!
>>79947758Heh! First time seein' one‽! So happens ya meet the strongest of them all!>[Quick flex! Coinciding with a lightning strike and thunder clap overhead.]That's just the start of what I can do! So we startin' or ya just gonna be an easy prey for me‽!>[Yet that moment this tiger mentioned easy prey.... his wicked smile slowly fades.].... Man, you're really killin' my mood. That green knight and that clan callin' themselves "Navy", they were fun!>>79947950Huh...? >[She speaks about something being akin to a force of nature. Honestly, he'd be pumped about it. Yet the words from the group of people he fought with, he played in his head. "Use your head better and pick your fights well". That wild grin on Tora's faces fades.]I'm listening.....
>>79948209You also know better than to do that on account of you're not a spring chicken.>>79948213AW SHE MISSED THE BEACH EPISODE>>79948219Pretend AFK=bad!!!
>>79948092>[All you can eat buffet! At least in Rover's eyes. Let him loose! The boy needs to eat!]>>79948166>>[Almost canon.]
permission to yawn?
>>79948271PERMISSION DENIED SOLDIER
>>79948251F>>79948268Almost canon is my middle name.
>>79948301Duly noted!
>>79948251Burning huh?>Omori did not succumb, but the fire is still burning my bodyNo.. it can't end like this..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVm9PozysI
>>79948314This town ain't big enough for the both of yas!
>>79948379FUCKKKKKK
>>79948396There's always the next season.>>79948379ERB? That stand for Epic Rack Battles??Anywho, THIS is how you AFK buff. Take notes peasants.
>>79948314>>79948396Should probably change the name to Quicksilverberries.
>>79947962>>79948153>With anger and now doubt around him, the petty officer tried to maintain his calm demeanor over the chaos as the Spike grenade detonated. It took most of his shields, a golden barrier flaring while the ODSTs he sought to protect... 0-6: Were largely left unharmed by the blast! 7-9: One trooper takes a couple spikes to the arm, incapacitating him. Ouch. Numbers: A Helljumper gets killed outright despite the Chief's best attempts at blocking! (117) Belay that order Eagle-1! Hostile is too close for a fire mission. >Danger close, even for the SPARTAN. And things only got worse when the loudmouthed Jiralhanae popped up out of cover to attack him with that mysterious Forerunner weapon! >Rather than try to dodge this time, the petty officer deployed a Bubble Shield to block the shot wholesale. A translucent golden barrier sprung into existence, the Chief ducking into cover afforded by the device to try and let his shields recharge a bit. >One of the ODSTs however would keep pressure on the Brute Captain, the man firing another grenade at them with his M319, a 40 mm HE-EMP flying at the SOB! >>79948206>Ay, if you want to. >>79948216>True. We're here to ensure peace after all. >BUT, still consider it!
>>79948411That's too obvious, no one will fall for it.>>79948409Thanks for playing!
>>79948409Yawnestly? That wasn't too long.
>>79948396Somehow this image leads to baytirs
>>79948426Now time for...
>>79948409It stands for Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame. Yes, really. Congrats and thanks for the umazing game, Mokou.
>>79948409>>79948426>Congrats and thanks for the game!
>>79948409>>79948426Congratulations and thank you.
>>79948426*Sighs* GG everyone, thank you Mokou for hosting and congratulations to ERB...
>>79948409>I knew I should've killed her...Thanks for hosting
>>79948437THE MAIN COURSE>>79948428You're funny. I like you!
>>79948435Bat *tits*
>>79948426>(Thank you for hosting.)
>>79948419>I did, along with the risks.>Going to have to keep looking.
>>79948409Thanks for that.>Well done ERB, thanks for hosting Mokou.
>>79948453Bro you need another thread for this
>>79948453Uma sector.
>>79948453Things are already off to a promising start for our first-place uma.>>79948474You right..
Knives won the shart award.
>>79948453>Sunny wakes up after Omori burned to death>What just happened? Am I ready for this?
>>79948409>>79948411my reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX-X4Lroxzc>>79948435lol wtf>>79948453tora what did they do to you......
>>79948453Tora.....He's a tiger, so his should be spikey
>>79948495>Nevermind... that was terrible>insert death pic>Sunny
>>79948504FUCK Time to edit these slides with the actual Tora pic
>>79948547>>79948547>>79948547
>>79948507Waltuh is the best.
>>79948213>Truthfully, the guard felt this intrusion upon a domain he felt reserved for the true divine should be scrapped where it lay->But the event didn't cover the warhead's destruction.>>79948251"Now, she sails to the dreamlands!">>79948314>Locked in.>>79948379>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRInCg_uOWg>Gendarme was was pricked to death.
>>79948612>was was
>>79948659ESL moment.
