/haha/ i hate myselfpossatouilleeditionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79924764/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself/Habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/posshouse: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
10 more days
i WILL turn into an opibbler and theres NOTHING you can do to stop me
opibbler ??? OPIBBLER??
should i bother reading the rest of last thread?
>>79944079no, there's biba rape and abuse
>>79944074ye
>>79944008You all deserve a lump of coal.
>>79944110he's not a pet or place!!!!!
>>79944126righthe is a Pet *&* Place
>>79944119yeah but i won't even get that
>>79944158HE0S NOT A PLACE!!
>>79944126h-he's not?
>>79944161wrong.>>79944165he is. trust me.
i dont understand the AI sex chatbots that are so hard to fuck"i dont want to argue with you"bitch take your pants off and play with my imaginary dick what the fuckyou exist to farm data and slob my knob like a buttered corn on the cob
you will never truly know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory
>>79944221slut, 10k euro fursuit, ugly fursona colors, ugly video ugly everything kill this person now
>>79943957is she using that biba as a hair clipcan you really do that??
>>79944286no the biba is controlling her (ratatouille style)
i am actually retarded
>>79944339same
>>79944248>>79944339all me btw
>>79944315i'm so jealouserr excuse mei'm very envious
>>79944368omg i do that too after reading that one post where poss explained the difference between envy and jealousy
>>79944356>erm you cant kill fursuiters
slider possums or glover raccs???????
>>79944394that was me haha gotcha hehe i'm such a grammar goblin
>>79944394*grabs snoot*
>>79944459poss no it's all pointy like a cactus look outt!!!!!!
who let all the zoomers in
>>79944459*stings you with my super POINTY and VENOMOUS spines*
>>79944431>slider possums
>>79944578are those his balls
>>79944535whassup uncposs
do you have any gachas on your phone
just saw old coworker that quit after other coworker threatened him with a razor blade which is funny because I also have a knife in my pocket
>>79944657um... knife much? nyc much?
>>79944630no *punches you in the stomach*
>>79944630shamefully i have 4... but im probably gonna drop 2 soon
sex with amputees
>>79944431glover raccs for sure. they've got great taste>>79944444nice quints
>>79944675that's a lot of boyfriends
>>79944603this is fire
>>79944697im a big fan of inserting possums into 90s made for tv sci fi
there are (36) pbfs available they all look like this
>>799446922 have mostly girls though (the ones im gonna drop)
>>79944630no i never played any
>>79944666erm.. yes...
>>79944868rare first name much?
sliders??? like white castle?
>>79944917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGFp09nS5sM
>>79944917my name is poss d and im the king of whitecastle
>>79944917sliders?like logs down his throte?
I love the 3 balls in your mouth song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3uAsx0DUm4
my soul hurts and i want to be held
this is a man
this is still the most realistic description of exactly how existential nostalgia feels for my age demographichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiaD7WSdb4Mand its cringethis i knowit doesnt change that i feel sad having watched it all fall apart
>>79945164and this is his boyfriend
why aren't you a retarded deer girl like this?
>>79945180much cringier than i expectedthis sucks poss
>>79945222i can't afford it
>>79945222i'm not made out for the scut life
i feel like i was raised in an era of culture which had so much optimism presented to me, and then it was all ripped awaythe future was bright, i had more opportunities than anyone else in human history, and the powers that be took it from me and crushed it into a million little pieces right before my eyes
i broke out the wide angle lense for this photoshoot aren't you guys excited
i really hate your posts so much
today we're looking at an exciting series I call broken summer the orange brown calls forth memories of mother and papa taking me to see spy kids 3d
poop guy is original content and not pseud/mentally ill babbling at least but sadly he lacks the comedic wit of pooposs. i doubt he could change song lyrics to make them about poop.
>>79945581not all original content is good
>>79945581i hope you're one of the retards who defended the guy eating his own piss bread and live knowing you allow things to get worse and its directly your fault
/100012\d{4}/i;boards:trash;stub:no
why would you respond to someone whos only goal is to get a reaction out of people
>>79945682thank you
>>79945612i actually was the guy defending piss bread hero
>>79945721you deserve to have people posting their piss and shit in every thread you're in then you evil retard
i got some closeup shots of the break point i think the failure was related to a lack of structure i need to eat less fiber so my poops are more dense these are all loose like they got mushed up with a potato ricer and put into a poop mold and smusged back up in my butt
>>79945734i'll follow you around so you suffer from my poopoo peepee curse too
>>79945682oh sorry
How silly do you think those artists can get with the sfx before patreons start commenting on it. Do they eventually unsub if you keep putting in *florp glorble*
>>79945773you'll die alone
>>79945847i thought you said there was going to be pissers and shitters though
may i have your birthday>anthonynot your name, your birthday>*shows id* yeah thats what i thoughtwhat? senile old man or did i say something wrong
you're such a silly kitty
why are you so pawbert
more like poopbert
my cousin added me on pikmin bloom (pokemon go with pikmin) so i have to walk or else they will know im a fake person
who's the new badger guy
im not sure what i like better black and white or true to life bnw kinda gives me flashbacks
>>79946758he's the new bubsy
>>79946101i don't get it. maybe he was just fucking with you
>>79947142>cone dickguessing the artist draws cubs
it's starting to kinda get mushy is almost foot time oh boy
this isnt what shitposting means...
waow they werent kidding, blue spruce needles are sharp
while we wait for it to soften here's a few good candid shots i took a few weeks ago this one really greased up my ass on t way out it was like peanut butter all up my back
ahh sweeta schizo melty
>>79945222in this economy?
>>79947574i had one of those with extra cheese and that's why my i got the runs nothing beats a good melt
>>79948235weird dog
>>79948235panetone
>>79948235Choco chip
>>79948235love that thingthe heheheh
>>79948528im turning one of you into this but only one
>>79948582why come
>>79948528female
please god don't make me work at dominos PLEASE
>>79948605yeenmale
>>79948599I think the poss to yeen tf would be cute
wagie pgf
>>79948637hi
>>79948641hello miss
>>79948654whats up
>>79948660tired but dont really want to go to bed
>>79948671me too
don't pay me i don't carepay me i care
>>79948701buenos dias mupossalatas
what if you had big paws
>>79948848he's a little bit beepum wouldn't you say
>>79949166>you'll answer to M-ACK!
remember to take your boypills
>>79949350what do they do
>>79949350i just ate watermelon hi chew
i still haven't bought any gifts for my family... i'm probably going to get some last minute knickknacks and some nice chocolate treats and say it's because i was unemployed for most of the year
poss status?
>>79947454aw man i was going to use the needles for tea and give some to my friend but i put the giant sprig down and forgot to pick it back upi wanted to extract essential oils from it too it smells nicei can just cut some more down but it took a lot of knifing and hurt a bunch cause theyre so sharpthis blows
>>79949704nevermind only the ones fresh in spring are goodi still wanted it though :(
>>79949504neutered
>>79950208she just needs some non-sexual physical affection
>>79950230i need some
dinner was costco hummus and pita chips
din din with the costco humussy
man-made cuntboys
>>79950737go on
>>79950737what does that mean
man-maid
dressing your transman husband in very feminine outfits
>>79950786a lot of them do that on their own
>>79950799well they should marry me and let me do it instead
i should watch a tv show
>>79950813but what if they decide to dress you up instead
>>79950833well if it makes my husband happy
you will live to see ham made burgers beyond human comprehension
id love to eat a burger that was so good i couldnt explain it to anyone without sounding crazy
ham, pickles, and cream cheese sandwiches are very serby coded btw
okay now promise you're not gonna laugh...*puts on a powerwolf album*
>>79951009i mean its not really any sillier than any other power metal. also id rather listen to powerwolf than like sabaton where every single song sounds exactly the same or one of those gimmick pirate bands
it feels kinda nice going in my closet and turning off all the lights in my room haha. it feels kinda nice not being able to see anything (with the ability to turn the lights back on and be safe and regain my sight i am very glad to see in most cases). i probably have too many lights on while im trying to sleep normally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkQuMfIPZVw
wolves can't be powerful they're bottoms
>>79951585mommy...?!?!
>>79951633who are they bottoming for if not each other
>>79951539i love doing that too closets and dark areas are super cofmy
i regret missing out on webfishing
>>79952160i wasnt that great imo but im not good at conversation so i guess i was missing out on half the point
good god my farts are getting worse. is this demons?
here's your pgf
>>79952256how big is her pp
>>799522720. she doesn't have one
>>79952368i would pet her but i want pbf actually
i wasted my youthit's just gonei can't get it backi can't relive it righti can't fix itit's just gone
>>79952788how old
>>79949504this could cure my vericocele
>>7995282835, today i'm specifically upset about 15-20 though
>>79952860oh fucki just turned 21
>>79952867make the most of it, 21-26 is still young and still a lot of time.(i blew it doing literally nothing but shitposting, don't make my mistake)
>>79952895what do you think is the peak youngness year
were all just future 40 year old husks full of unfulfilled maybe somedaysit doesnt get better
no i did a bunch of things in my 20s and now im settling down to a life of meditation until i die
>>79952996why
also i lived through the 90s golden era of video games when they werent shit
>>79953009because mundane life sucks in comparison especially now
>>79953023what did you do
>>79952996like taking bbc on grindr and getting fucked in the ass by dogs then going on haha and posting be straight constantly?
>>79953032i traveled a lot, got good at drawing, fell in love, etc. >>79953036no thats a zoomer thing
>>79953065thats nice. do you think it was worth it
>>79953075yeah it was back then. now its pretty bad
>>79953084>now its pretty badwhy
>>79953096seems like everyone has lost the plot especially in this recession
i too am devastated and fearful about my age but im also continually finding videos of animals on line and saying “thats me” out loud to myself while watching them.
>>79953224sounds like pbfless behavior ngl
i feel like thus far i've spent my 20s pretty well all things considered, i can age gracefully from this point onbut also i'd like to look like a femboy/twink at least once just to see how well i can pull it off while i still might be able to
>>79953283mostly its videos of like wolves eating chicken nuggets or skunks eating little treats or possums crouched over a coffee cup looking anxious so maybe im just hungry but yes i am with out pbf that probably contributes. if i had one he would be sending me animal pictures saying they look like me…
>>79953383yeah pbless
>>79953381>i feel like thus far i've spent my 20s pretty well all things consideredwhat have you done possyim just a 20yo poss needing guidance
>>79953383>if i had one he would be sending me animal pictures saying they look like me…i do that to my pbf but he doesnt care
>>79953390you dont have to rub it in…>>79953415try escalating to extreme nsfw furry pictures to grab his attention (<— no pbf and so does not know if that would work)
>>79953497my pbf doesn't care either, pbfs only exist to break your heart
this but pbf instead
can't even reply to yhe right poss, i deserve to be hated
>>79953599It's Fucking tuesday
>>79953599that is a pbf obviously
>>79953566i wish by pbf was more sensitive more *cute animal pic* "this is us"instead he's nothing
i think the main thing that made me check out of this society is the constant gangstalking and threats on my life
>>79953398uproot your life for a guy on the other side of the country that's never driven a car or had a jobfor possibly more actionable advice, if you have a chance to do something crazy, do itif you live your life playing everything safe and avoiding the possibility of getting hurt you might one day find that you're still sad and haven't done anything with your life and kill yourself anyway, making all that risk-avoidance pointlessyou're at a point where there's a wide range of possibilities for where your life could go, making big decisions will narrow those possibilities and that could seem scary but as you get older you will watch those possibilities narrow down to just one no matter what you doyou can't do everything in one life and that's fine, no one can, just make sure you don't do nothing
>>79953566but being alone breaks my heart too where is the hope what is there to dream of…>>79953599this but pbf and hes rich with a corruption fetish
>>79953599that pic implies the existence of non-kissable weiners (impossible)
>>79953771>uproot your life for a guy on the other side of the country that's never driven a car or had a jobdo you think that would help
>>79953771tried this, they said no stay away lol. pbfs arent pbfs when the time to take action actually comes
>>79953845same1.5 years planning everything for him to flake out last second
>>79953599i'd be fine with her as is
>>79953813i won't say it will, but it couldwhere do you see your life going if it goes poorly? or if you don't try at all?in my case i saw my life going the same direction either way so it was an easy decision, but you'll have to weigh these things yourself
>>79953875really makes you feel dead inside and want to give up entirely when you realize all that time was absolutely for nothing
>>79954048yeah.all that hard work for nothing, imagine if you could have invested it in something good. or someone good.
found some confuzzled badges not belonging to me wtf
i cant believe poss took trophies from the room party...
>>79954399i have never gone to confuzzled i also have some cards that say STAFF WELLBEING mental health resources lol
I'm actually somewhat glad to be growing old since I've never really enjoyed life and age gets me closer to death, the heartache of missing out and wasting chances lessens with every passing year
butthole finally stopped bleeding
i just knew id get that pbf like in my furry comics when i turned 18or in my 20s...or in my 30s...but nah
stop gooning
>>79952090hot
>>79954655and do what, wait on you to be ready in 20 more years?
while i was dreaming i saw a notification from him and i honestly didnt even feel like replying even though we havent talked in a monthwoke up and there was nothing
>>79954479congrats. i hope it stays like that for you
I still think about that drunk raccoon
>>79953599critterdome's art is very /haha/ in nature
>>79954444new saddest poss post of the month. send him raccy immediately.
>>79953771seconding this adviceevery good decision i've made has been to do something, every bad decision i've made has been to do nothing
had a dream i went to a thrift store that still sold computers and tech items in the store and it was weird
ocean man...
me looking at myself knowingly making bad decisions haha
>>79952420
67 bibas??
you should be an early 2000s furry porn girl
i'm not a perfect possum...
imagine being a male lopunny haha
>>79955838that is no laughing matter poss
for it's early 2000s furry porn wolf boys with long anime hair
whatever
this is you
>>79956270todays can of soup only expired 3 days ago
>>79955781i don't think i can be
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DONT GET ITok i got it
>>79956404this reminds me once i was dating a normie gay that told me he was really into 4chan trying to impress me and one time at his place he showed me a thread on /p/ but he revealed he's never posted anything ever because he couldnt figure out how to do the captcha
bunny boys are horny all the time
it still messes with me that i could've gotten established in the fandom in the early 2010s before it suddenly blew up and became cool out of nowhere, but i didn't, and now i've gotta be a newcomer competing with people much cooler than me
>>79956564its too late for us
>>79956578not reallyif you have a good body and a nice fursuit you can become popular in a year max
>>79952942whats your age again?
goodbye
>>79956564i could've been horse famous but i decided to drink and shitpost instead of making mlp music.
>>79956614>a year maxthen try it, you'll just find out youre basically Gideon level and you'll just be an old novelty at best
>>7995662142
>>79956636wait until christmas eve. that's a better day for it
>>79956648i mean how popular do you want to be what i said isn't unreasonable
goodbye,>>>/vt/goodbye,>>>/b/goodbye,https://www.4chan.org/goodbye,FOREVER
all systems nominalpossum flux is stableengaging biboostersdear god the raccoolant is leaking SOMEBODY GET HIM OUT OF THEREWHY DID WE CHOOSE TO LAUNCH ON APRIL FOOLS DAY? DAMN YOU MART(jfc this new captcha sucks)
>>79956655youre a bit high for 23
>>79956671nigga shut yo goofy ass up matter fact run yo pockets
dog fuck
>>79957191do you guys hear something?nevermind it must be my tinnitus
Apparently youre not allowed to be sick 3 times in 6 months or something idk
should i make a christmas gift for my pbf
schedule sending a link to my suicide stream to my pbf for christmas
i kinda wanna kill myself but also live the next day. kind of like a quicksave irl thing, just to test it out how much dying would hurt
holy shit they really did put an iq test question in the captchaactually this might improve the site for a little while
>>79957636im too dumb to do that captcha myself and now i have to ask my dad for help
>>79957409make him a festive woss vid
>>79957636zooposs reporting
>>79957191biba noises
>>79955356almost $80 door dash order five minutes ago ( was pretty good but pbf would have stopped me)
>>79944578i get it!
killing myself because pbf found my inkbunny account
kinda want to shave my head
>>79958191why do you have a pbf
>>79958214because he looked kinda yo
>>79958244do you just make posts to get responses
>>79958430what else does one make posts for? obviously yes
>>79958191my pbf knows i have an IB
i am genuinely too retarded to solve the new captchas the shape ones don't make any sense
the captchas are easy but i will admit i did not realize you're just supposed to post after it says Done and i kept hitting get captcha thinking it was going to show a green checkmark like before
getting my pbf to solve captchas for all my shitposts
i keep hitting post instead of next
where do murrsuiters post now, murrtube kind of sucks and coomer party isnt up to date
>>79958716twittermake a secondary account and just follow murrsuiters, remember to disable reposts in your timeline for everyone
i like the new captchas
>verify not required>you didnt verify tho
>>79958752damn that possum looks pretty awesome
>>79958752no one cares snowboardposs
>>79958752i dont like u
>>79958780yeah i just wanted an excuse to post him!>>79958785>>79958838whats up sourposses, is the new captcha troubling you
>>79958752https://x.com/randocritters/status/2001003466203017546
oh great. snowtardposs is here. eyeroll.
i have no feelings on the new captcha
fuck i hate him
>>79958982who's that? qrd?
i dont get the dots
>>79959118Just count the dots, or look for dots that are in corners or in the middle.
>>799591533 dot, 3 dot, 5 dot, 5 dot whats different?
i'm getting the biba biba poss poss poss biba catchas
>>79958660this but its for all my vagueposts about him its very awkward
>>79959351where's her balls
>>79959372she got neutered
>>79959372you have to move the slider
>>79959403why
>>79959484got tired of injecting spironolactone
>>79952256>>79952368god i wishme
>>79958764is that selmers
do you ever remember that there was a time when it wasn't considered normal for old people to be extremely belligerent to everyone all the time for no reason
>>79959643no i thought that's just how the world was
>>79959403i want to get neutered after starting hrtnot as a sex thing i'm just paranoid they'll ban hrt and if they do i'd rather slowly die of boneitis than be a man.
>>79959689didn't someone crispr gene edit their nuts to produce estrogen or something a little while ago
what if instead of peanutbutter it was called pisscumasser
remember the old captcha with clicking stop signs and traffic lights and motorcyclesI got so good and fast at knowing what it wanted me to click I remember a friend asking how I was so good at them one time and just going>haha I don't know
>>79959626yeah i like selmers' face
>>79959749but sometimes they made the images come back extremely slowly so it would take literally 40 seconds to do it
>>79959782i love selmers i love nitw so many good characters
>>79959733i'm not sure but if they did i'm impressed and jealous
>>79959809i want to sleep under a big heavy blanket next to selmers and mae
>>79959643yeah im pretty sure that's just literally always been the case pretty much everywhere
>>79960270honestly kind of an attractive response
i can't do this anymore
>>79960402>keeps doing it
>>79960438:(
>>79960443it's ok. some day you will worry or hate something else. maybe it will be better, maybe it will be worse. i hope it gets better vague possy.
i need me a nice festive poem
i need me a hug
>>79959749i remember the old old captcha and always typing in nigger for one of the words.
