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>>79948480>>79948547Maybe Obama does need to ban these guns..
>>79948043>The Doctor could only smirk in idle amusement at the suggestion. Usually it was others who were trying to blow him up, in his experience...>But the AI in the suit didn't seem satisfied with his answer. Which in itself also amused him, to a point. He wouldn't admit it out loud, but he was certainly quite curious about what made this particular Artificial Intelligence tick. He's been on both the right and wrong side of plenty of military AIs before, but rarely has he encountered one so... conversational.Not particularly... but if you're going to be so pushy for an answer out of me, I suppose there's worse things one could admit.>One could only wonder what "worse" admissions this man could make. But for now, it seems they've managed to at least drive out one truth from him after an entire conversation of dancing around this subject and that.I'm 904 years old.>And yet, perhaps it would be a truth too hard to properly digest. Even as he said it so matter-of-factly.At least, I was the last time I checked... does that satisfy part of your bulding curiosities?>>79948222The green...? Oh.>A flash of familiarity danced across his eyes, but the alien before him didn't miss a step. His body was still tensed, ready to spring if confrontation were to truly erupt.I'm sorry to disappoint. But I'm not a soldier or a warrior or anything like that. I'm a Doctor. *The* Doctor, actually, if we're being honest.>Whatever that means...So no, I'm not going to attack you. And I'd really prefer it if you didn't attack me, seeing as we only just met. Usually it takes a little bit longer before people come to hate me that much.>>79948426>Thanks for hostinggg.
>>79948495Friendly fire... isn't.>>79948569Even less friendly than before.
>>79948569F>>79948591THANKS FOR PLAYING>>79948592It's a good thing we're not in your game.
>>79948426>Thanks.
>>79948610Honestly, how clutch is it that Tora's pic is already nearly the right resolution.Cafe apparently doesn't like cheese.Sumi has the chance to say something cool..>>79948438>>79948443>>79948448>>79948450>>79948452>>79948461>>79948472>>79948504>>79948629THANKS FOR PLAYING
>>79948610Just don't tell John Cygames what I did.>>79948656Cheese is fine, but they just put a slice a kraft cheese under basket propped up by a stick. They didn't even remove the plastic wrapper.
>>79948680>Tells John Cygames what you did.
>>79948419 (Mister Halo)>[Reminder: the spikes are molten and a few inches in length. That one ODST is gonna need some serious medical aid.]>[EMP grenade lands near. Just for the brute to brace himself. Shield is gone, armour scratched as bullets crash into the rather elegant silver armour for the monke. Forgot about self, jump-jeting into the air, before rapid descent. Aiming for you, John Halo!]>>79948153 (Eagle Eye)>[Will she act? Heading Chief's words? Will she actually risk a chance of Friendly-Fire?]
>>79948656I won't stop holding my breath until the penis tributes are all removed, thō>>79948680Fair, that's kind of sloppy..
>>79948710I could make a joke about sucking eggs here, but I won't.>>79948702>cuts your phone line
>>79948710F>>79948733We can pretend Kosaku did it for us.
>>79948569Out of the way, loser! I have some prey to hunt!>>79948656Heh! A lord! Good, ya look fun to fight! Let's go!>>79948710>[Close combat! How can she match Tora in terms of strength?!]
>>79948733Erm, I have an uncle that works at Cygames. Your days are numbereded.
>>79948747Cafe must have nine lives or something. I dont know, I'll ask her friend.>>79948750What are you talking about mate she's a smug anime girl, of course she can.
>>79948773Poor Gilgamesh...'s car. Moving on.>NTRJY
>>79948773Will someone get this plant away from me already?>>79948792>power +20
>>79948792Almost canon Sumireko. Moving on!
>>79948591>Cortana was spirited to put it one way, and a girl like her didn't give in so easily when something caught her interest. And the Doctor here more than fit the bill there. Thankfully, and perhaps with a bit of luck, he opted to indulge the nosy Volitional AI. And upon hearing of his apparent age, the Chief did a quiet and subtle double-take at the casual mention of such an advanced age! "My my, that's certainly an impressive number if I say so myself. Hmmm, assuming you're not just making it up to wow us humbler folks and all." >The only other aliens that they possibly knew of that could match or perhaps exceed such an age were the Forerunners. And even then they were all dead as far as these two knew and the UNSC at large! >The Chief himself had a newfound outlook on the old alien, the quiet commando looking them up and down behind his golden visor as Cortana continued. "Yes I suppose it does for now. Of course, that raises all sorts of other questions you know." >The Master Chief shook his head, his cue for the AI to *try* and reign herself in a bit. He had the feeling that they were pushing the envelope enough as was.
>>79948815>moneys +20
>>79948419>>79948708>Eagle-1 nearly melted in her seat. She opened her flaps and began to decelerate. the safety switch on her pods re-engaging. >Pulling the flight mask free from her face she let out a deep sigh in relief.Alright alright. Won't let me use my big guns will you? I'll show em who's boss.This is Eagle-1 to Hotel flight. If your Pelican is in the area, keep an eye on my bird will you? I'm going in.>She pulled back the throttle, and yanked on her air break. The nose tilted upwards into a cobra maneuver, slowing the fighter down to a pinpoint stop.>Attitude thrusters, delivering the jet to a soft slow hover now level with the ground.>Finally the wings folded neatly, forming a makeshift set of landing gear. She winced as they groaned under the weight of the rest of the machine.>"It doesn't take a Helldiver to point and gun and shoot it right? They're not leaving me out of the fun either, no sir. Not while I draw breath.">An R-63CS Diligence Counter Sniper and a P-4 Senator hand cannon were hardly decent replacements for a gatling gun but atleast she could get in there now. She grabbed a handful of stims, though she was hopeful she'd not have to use em.117 come in, friendly ground forces moving to your rear. I repeat, one friendly coming in. Don't shoot.>She intentionally neglected to mention who this single friendly was. She rushed towards the firefight, seeking the nearest cover.
We hate Vash now?
>>79948839Monies are nice, but what about good old fashioned carats?
>>79948839F
>>79948854Shut up retard
>>79948591If ya this borin' ya gonna have a lot more people hatin' on ya. Just for bein' borin'....>[There goes his mood. Yet....]What's in the box?>[Oh right, why he started this in the first place. The wooden police box.]It ain't natural, and it ain't made by humans. And YOU came out of it. What's in the box‽!>>79948773>*TCH!*She'd better taste good! I'll skin her down to the bones!>>79948792Eh...? You seein' this?>[Dumbfounded. No wise can be used to explain this event.]>>79948815Kill'em! He stole our food!
>>79948854KILL THE VASH
>>79948872Tora will make it far, I just know it.>>79948871..What about them?
>>79948839Bleh....!>>79948900Burn'em.
>>79948886>What's in the box‽!Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
>>79948900I suddenly feel like something is guiding me, but not to a good place so it's probably not my friend...
>>79948900A little brute force gets the job done.ERB will not be going back to back.
>Practices new ways to commit suicide for when the ban wears off
>>79948930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAOsf004FqQ
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>>79948940Let me know if you come up with anything eventworthy.>>79948938>>79948977Seems one of our viewers felt bad about Tora's no food situation.>>79948935I wouldn't read into it too heavily, if I were you.
Qrd on current drama?
>>79948991Otherworldy beings try to tell us things all the time. It's not a good idea to ignore them.
>>79949013Brownoids are raging.
>>79948991You went to the Quest, didn't you?>>79949018Well, some of them want to mislead us.
>>79948991Stupid cheating...!
>>79948934Head keepin'? Things never change!>>79948938Heh!>[One saw blade. Two saw blades. Three saw blades! Tora evading each one with ease.]This is fun!>>79948991Eh... it ain't "ham-bakkers," but it will do. Wonder if this tastes good.
>>79949032See? I told you.
>>79949013Brown
>>79948991Player1 is a nigger and commits suicide by cop by stabbing player2, player3, player4 and player5. Police officer player6 shoots the nigger and is sent to prison where he/she is stabbed by a nigger.
>>79949032>[Damn.....]
>>79949032All My Friends Are Dead (Or Sleeping)Time to jimmy it up several notches.>>79949054Yeah at least you have that as a consolation.>>79949063Cool beans.
>>79949078>>79949054>>79949078F
>>79948976Gonna bookmark this for later watch.Thanks>48SAD
>>79949088Bets?Jinxes?Predications?
>>79949104
>>79949111
>>79949104I'll bet on Bache.
>>79949120The Spicy Strips. I want Spicy Strips..>>79949123Bache is on thin ice.
Now when you backflip it works like any other game, you're going to literally be backflipping. You're going to be moving backwards.
>>79949104My bet's on Mills Lane!
>>79949132Aren't we all?
>>79949132And then there were THREE>>79949141Bache's partner in crime. Let's find out.>>79949143Are we?
>>79949157DAY 9POOR
>>79949169F
>>79948708>>79948850>Molten tungsten at that. Either way, ODST Two was in for a baaaad time when he caught a couple hot spikes in his bicep, a pained scream being had as he fell to the ground, his freshly reloaded assault rifle clattering with him. At the very least his mate managed to nail the bastard responsible with an EMP explosive, the ape warrior from outer space taking some rounds as well. But of course, he was hardly done yet, determined like his kind was to fight to the last as the Captain used his jetpack to soar into the air and gun for the SPARTAN. >With his shields still recharging a bit, the Chief decided to go on the counter-offensive. >He stepped out of the protective Bubble Shield field and hurled his last plasma grenade at the Brute to try and sticky them! Evens: Successful sticky! Odds: Miss! >No matter the case, the Chief quickly retreated back into the Bubble cover to try and avoid any potential reprisal. Just as well, the grenadier ODST switched back to his assault rifle and together with the sergeant opened up on the Brute as they flanked him around the Bubble Shield to hit him for whatever good it might do as well. (1/2)
>>79949176NIGHT 9IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW, TOMORROW
>>79949187>>79948850>MEANWHILE up in the airspace, Hotel-349 was remaining on station as they ceded space to Eagle-1. Or that was the original plan, the Super Earth flyer radioing the Pelican of her new plan. (H-349 PLT) Eagle-1 we read you loud and clear. We'll keep things guarded up here until you can rejoin us. >Although quietly they worried for the pilot as she set down, wondering what she was getting up to. All the same they would do as asked, the SE fighter/bomber being secured by the D77H as the flyer herself approached the SPARTAN's embattled flank. >Hearing her caused the super soldier to frown. (117) I read you ma'am. What are you doing here? You should be in the skies. >Needless to say, the Chief hardly approve of this tactical procedure and all the undeeded risk that came with it! (2/2)
>>79949188A boat girl vs a plain plane.
>>79949188>Oh man, can the little Longsword do it against the bote girl?
>>79949188>>79949209>>79949212This Quarter Quell is OVER
>>79949242The winner wasn't plane around. Thanks for the umazing game once again, Mokou.
>>79949242WHEN THE SWORD IS LONG
>>79949188Player1 goes bungee jumping, however the instructions were unclear so he/she1 ties the cord around his/her1 neck before jumping.
>>79948838If I were going to lie about my age, wouldn't I go for something more "normal?" The last thing I should want is some kind of rogue military organization taking too much of a liking to me, don't you think?>The Doctor could practically feel the way the human soldier's gaze took a newfound focus on him. He wasn't surprised by it, obviously, but he did wonder if it would become something worth worrying about sooner or later. I'm sure it does. But unless you plan on trying to detain me for "questioning," I don't think I'd quite like to divulge my entire life story. The only reason I'm sharing what I have is that I suspect you've worked some of it out already on your own. Top o' the line hardware like you? I'm sure you've been running plenty of scans on me. Bit rude not to ask first, but I don't mind.>Is... is he->Never mind. Now, the Doctor was holding up his hands, wrists pressed together passively. Or rather, mockingly.So, what will it be? Am I to be "escorted" somewhere for a more personal conversation, or do I have your permission to scamper off without worry of getting stunned or shot or some such?>The outward appearance of sarcastic amusement was clearly undercut with a still-lingering distrust of all things... well, them. Them for the very fact they were soldiers, it seemed. It was certainly different then the air of almost moronic indifference he tried to put on in prior meetings, back when they knew less... not that what they know now is much more.>>79948886Of course it's not made by humans! It's mine, isn't it? And frankly, I don't see how it's any of your business.>"Borin'" as he was intent on being, the alien man seemed to have enough of a bold streak to be outwardly rude to the self-dubbed demon. Points for having the nerve? No...?How would you like it if I walked up to your house and started demanding you tell me about everything *you* owned, hm? Honestly, you could at least use a "please" every now and then!
>>79949274Once again everyone that bet on a player failed. We love to see it.NEXT SEASON
>>79949242>>79949274>>79949290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJq-F51QblI>Booyah, that's how we get it done in the UNSC!
>>79949274>>79949290That doesn't look like a sword. Thanks & all that.
>>79949242HEY, THAT'S ME! I WON!I WON!>[Wait.... Damn...]Not cool......
>>79949320That doesn't look like a hat you can comfortably wear.
>>79949364It looks better than the hat Tora had to wear for a while.
>>79949364>Think of it like a big shield
>>79949286Must've been using the Ring of Retardation.>>79949268>>79949316>>79949320>>79949338THANKS FOR PLAYING
>>79949383And now they sit side by side forever in the final placements.>>79949392Is that why it took you 103 games to win again?
>>79949290Thank you Mokou for hosting and congratulations to GA-TL1 Longsword!Goodnight everyone!
>>79949449Sleep tight Chihiro! Thanks for playing!
Who's lurking?
>>79949289Good thing we're a lawful military organization then. >Deadpan as can be, the super soldier could feel the scathing judgement in the Doctor's rebuttal. Did he have a problem with authority? Or maybe just militaries in general? The Chief and Cortana for that matter were banking on the latter for something more specific. >Still, the petty officer didn't *exactly* have orders to bring the man in. Yet. Negative. You're just a person of interest for now and I don't have orders to bring you in. "And hey, you can't blame me for running scans on you either. You're just too interesting like that to just let go and you've given us some things to think and maybe talk about down the line." >Both good and bad, the Doctor a possible friend or maybe foe to the UNSC and her interests. But in truth, the Chief again had a gut feeling the man was more (cautious) friend than anything rather than a malicious actor in the making. Assuming they didn't give him a reason to get pissed at the UNSC. >Not that he would do so now, the Chief shaking his head at their "escort" suggestion. You're free to go if you want. "Unless you had some questions for us in turn. Or needed a ride considering how hard that crash was with your phantom phone booth. I have the sneaking suspicion already that there's more to it as well beyond the fact that it can *just* fly." >After all, the power levels that COULD be detected were astronomical.
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>>79949518>We got some stuff we need to wrap up soon.>Not tonight.>But soooooooon.
>>79949550>Indeed we do, I've been hesitant to badger you about it.
>>79949559>What did you want to cover first?>Big battle or Grimlock vs Fates?
>>79949578>Mmm. I can't deny, I'm a little biased in favor of the second option.>What can I say, I missed Grimlock, aha...and I always kinda feel I'm doing something wrong when I'm getting in to scrap with the frenchwoman.
>>79949408Player1 decides to commit suicide or die trying.
>>79949625>We all miss having the big lug around, but trust me on this....You'll want to wrap up the fight, it ties into a few things.
>>79949625You should demand an apology from Car for snubbing you like he has. He recently came out as a shitposter so nobody would fault you.
>>79949672
>>79949672>Says a shitposter
>>79949656>I can defer to your judgment, if you'd rather pick that one up first.>I'll try not to allow in any further adds to the list of belligerents in the fight.>>79949672>No, thanks. You should avoid getting so up at arms like this, it's bad for your blood pressure.
>>79949490We'll see. I like keepin' people on their toes. Things get boring if they're too predictable.>As likely of an excuse as that likely wasn't...>The Doctor inhaled sharply through the nose, soaking in the stale desert air of a world scorched by two raging suns that left him squinting as he looked around again.Nahhhh. I can handle myself just fine. And I'd like to take a look around here myself if that's quite all right with you. Besides, I doubt there's much room for me on that deathtrap you call a car regardless.>He didn't make any acknowledgement regarding Cortana's theory at the end there. Like he said, he seems to prefer to leave them guessing, for one reason or another...And I've already got enough out of you lot, I think. Human soldiers in space, what else do you need to know? >He waved a hand in a dismissive manner as he turned on his heels to a random direction and started walking off like he owned the dang place.Just don't go starting any wars. Or bringing any old ones here. Last thing this world needs is any more heartache...>With that equally dismissive remark, he seemed content to simply mosey off unless someone should make an effort to stop him. Not the most gentlemanly of dispositions, especially compared to before...
>>79949738So you want to encourage a rabid shitposter who calls people le trannies? No, that's not acceptable. He has to be ran out for what he's doing, bad behavior like that isn't tolerable.
>>79949777why do you desperately want to be a moralfagging chihuahua for aussa when he just said he doesn't give a fuck? Go back to your kennel, shitposter.
>>79949738>The fight it's self isn't the main story, the aftermath is, once that's kicked off we can cover Gold Head meeting Grim and everything going south.>That just leaves me with getting my ass here on time to wrap the four way fight and Agent Venom's quest for a date to the ball.>Grimlock isn't attending because no one would tell him what kind of ball it is and if there is a ball pit.>Carnage isn't going because it's him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8TdhrqIc9c
>>79949806>Things haven't gone south already?>I'll try and be around here at a more convenient time for you, goodness knows I've been getting here far too late to actually do anything here, lately....>...Dare I even ask what Flash is looking for in a date?
>>79949766Lucky us. >Something told the Chief they were in for some... interesting times together with this Doctor bloke, the petty officer acquiescing at their refusal with a nod. Although he took *some* silent issue at the Warthog being called a "death trap". If you insist. "No more questions either? I'm surprised. Then again the big guy here isn't exactly the best conversationalist even in the best of circumstances and *I* have my secrets." >Like her pending Rampancy for one thing... >The MCPO felt a bit incensed at that last part, the stubborn man shaking his head. We don't start wars Doctor. But we will defend ourselves and others as needed. "That could include you too if you require it." >He seemed decent enough so far even if he could be a bit rough around the edges. Although the two had a sneaking suspicion that the Doctor was the kind of guy to not go seeking help so easily... >All the same they let him go off, the Chief turning back to his car and the poor Marines sweating it out in their seats or behind the turret.
>>79949777>WHY ARE WE LETTING SOMEONE SAY NO-NO WORDS?!?! THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE!Is this Johnny? He's one of the few people here who would bitch about someone talking bad about troons or hurting councilfags.
(Sorry for the wait.)>>79948850>[Reinforcements. Arriving. Eagle-1 made herself known. Drawing close to the battlefield. Of course, now she'll get a good look at the newest foe. That being a space gorilla in silver armor.]>>79949187>>79949197>[Chief YEETs a plasma. JUST missing the silver monke. He's rushing closer. Bum rush charge m, but target change. Now going towards the ODSTs, currently mag-dumping the monke. Even with all the bullet holes and purple blood leaking out. This ape still had enough HP (and rage) to close the gap.]
>>79949859>Don't panic if he goes full Venom.>Can handle combat, chances of Carnage or other villains crashing are low but never 0.>He's canonically dated a Valkyrie, so he's use to some strange shit.
>>79949966>Interesting....
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>>79950026>Now to go find Valkyrie from the old Namco games.
>>79950053>Of all the things, I think I wound up helping someone dig up a copy of that game a couple months ago....
>>79949882I can take care of myself, thank you very much!>Silhouetted by the setting suns, the Doctor threw a hand up in the air to lazily wave as he departed. He had no real idea where he was going, or why he was going, but it was surely bound to be more interesting than anything any *soldiers* had to say to him. At least that's what he told himself.>So, off he went in turn, soon to disappear among whichever he deemed to be the more interesting buildings of this strange, scorched planet. >And then they were left on their own again... save for the dead zone of actually usable information that was the small wooden box he had left sitting where it had crashed. >If he's so confident that it will be fine just sitting there, then that alone raises more questions than answers... but yet again, like with most things surrounding this strange alien, those seemed to be questions for another day... unless they just tried to steal it, of course.
>>79950073>Make a joke.>It ties into real world.>Fuck it, that's my goal now.>Someone not a god damn soul here is playing!
>>79950096>Gotta love it.>...Best I can do is a Valkyrie pilot.
>>79950109>It's fine, I'm perfectly okay with failing this and chalking it up to "Oh no, I was too busy doing super hero stuff!"
>>79950075>And there it was, the SPARTAN offering him a nod. Right. Guess we'll leave you to it. "If you ever change your mind, consider our help an open offer." >Although Cortana and the Chief doubted he would take them up on that invitation anytime soon. If anything with the way various things were going, it might very well be the other way around! >For now, the Chief clambered back into his Warthog and with a small start, the hefty technical leaped forward and blazed a trail of its own out of the dusty desert town. They might even pass the crashed "police box" on the way out, Cortana almost begging her SPARTAN for a closer look. But he had his orders to resume the patrol and thus he wouldn't do that. Let alone steal it. >Although ONI might try something in the future...
>>79949289HEH! It's your skyman‽! No, I got a new urge to see what's inside.>[If the places were switched, you ask?]I would have kicked your ass already if ya invaded my place! Simple as!>[Hot blooded Tiger.]But if you ain't gonna do anything....>[Hand raised. Index and middle finger pointing towards the sky.]How about I do what humans call a "test", eh‽>[Finger gestures: index and middle quickly curl inward. What followed: Azure flash of light, with a single bolt of lightning, coming down and aiming right for the police box!] >>79950040(Mfw randomly getting hit with an image ban thanks and saved.)
>>79949197I'll let you lecture me all day long once we deal with this guy.>Eagle didn't much like slumming it up down here anymore than they did.>>79949197>>79949963>"Not on my watch.">Eagle one lifts the revolver she brought with her from the stowage of her jet, trying to line up a quick set of shots into the hulking creature.>This was hardly her element, but she had little choice but to try now.Eat liberty you freak.>BLAM! The hand cannon spoke.>The cylinder rotates with a heavy clunk and she fires twice more, her aim revealed to be..>[0-1] Poor.. not a single hit. She should have stayed in the plane.>[2-5] Semi accurate. Seems her first round was on target but the recoil really fouled the inexperienced shooter up.>[6-9] Deadly accurate shooting. An Eagle never misses afterall.
>>79950119>Superhero stuff, exacting tastes...same difference.
>>79950182>I'll either participate or not, I'm fine with whatever rolls. >Catch you later for the finale show down.
>>79950212>Likewise.
Wish I had a fucking date.
>>79949963>>79950160>Unfortunately, BOTH SPARTAN-117 and Eagle-1's attempt at dealing with the hulking space gorilla didn't go according to plan, the former's plasma grenade missing and the latter's shots going wide. It was enough to get the MCPO to frown under his helmet. >Not that he would give up, especially when the Captain moved towards the ODSTs as they kept shooting at him. The one closest to the silver warrior, the sergeant, roared in fury as the kept shooting the Brute over and over again with his DMR. (ODST #1) Come on, COME ON you big MOTHER-! >The third trooper, thinking on his feet, primed a flashbang with a shout. (ODST #3) Heads up, flashbang out! >Good thing everyone here was wearing a polarized visor. Well, except Eagle-1, the Chief facing the lady for a moment as he called to her. (117) Get back and cover your eyes. >The petty officer, acting in tandem with the coming flashbang, charged the Brute's six and held his fire for now to sneak up on him...
Anon x _____
>>79950160>[She had a moment to shine....But dropped the spaghetti instead. Missing her hand cannon shot, that outta hurt someone's ego. Especially when in front of your allies from a different faction.]>>79950299>[It was a blind fury, his approach towards the human. With the lesser humans in sight, killing one of them will serve as a message for the rest of the huma-https://youtu.be/ybaK3y_6YXg?si=rijoA3_1-NTtBgr4>[Suddenly everything is white from the Monke's PoV. His hands were too big to fit into the eye slit of his helmet, the only option. Randomly blind fire Hardlight projectiles. Easy to dodge, yet hard to predict the trajectory of the Heatwave's bank shot Hardlight.]
>>79950364Plants
>>79950364FemAnon
>>79950151>Well, I'm sure that will go well for them in the future...>But that'll have to be where we leave off then, looking to the future. Because things here are done... and I am gettin pretty close to falling asleep here, so I need to get to bed.>But it was good to get this capped off, mang. The plot LIVES.>>79950159Well, at least you've got a steady sense of logic. >The Doctor's big mouth aside, now the beast has an idea of his own. As if he needed to prove his unnatural abilities any further than he already has, it seems like he's going for something far more dramatic!Hold on, what do you think you're-->The arcing scar of lightning flashed in the air for a pinprick of a second as it all at once came crashing down on top of the box! By all means, the entire thing should have exploded into a shrapnel cloud of charred wood!>... And yet... once the flash from the light fades away, it becomes readily obvious that the box is... perfectly fine. It's still standing, after all. Still in one terribly solid piece. Just slightly smoking now, from the looks of it.Well then... hope you got that out of your system.>If you want to conclude this plot, then him me up tomorrow/later because, like I said above, I am desperately tired and need to sleep soon.>so cheers brah.
>>79950518>Ha ha with ONI, things are always bound to be "interesting" with those spooks at least. >And yee, hoping we can do more stuff in the future since there's a couple things I want to do with the Doctor that may yet prove pivotal to the PLOT. >So thanks for playing in the meantime, it was good establishing stuff!
>>79950299>>79950456>Ego was in fact appropriately bruised. Deflated even.>Though she had little time to dwell on that fact as she was diving for cover from the flashbang. Her flight helmet was enough to dull the boom of the grenade but the light was only half blocked by her visor.Gah.. >Double vision and after images, she didn't dare shoot. Especially with all that hard light flying around. Still, there was wounded all over the place. She'd atleast try to drag ODST #2 to cover and away from incoming projectiles. The man was clutching to a practically ruined arm as it was.>[0-1] She catches a stray round in the leg, falling over the man just as wounded.>[2-5] a grazing shot across the skin. It draws a scream from the pilot but she soldier through to move the wounded trooper.>[6-9] All misses luckily, as she moved herself and the trooper to cover.
>>79950518 (Go rest up, man. Till next time)>[Direct hit! The widest grin on Tora's face and->[It's gone. For the box was still intact, with a slight smoke effect on the top.]Uh......>[Normally, wood goes boom when hit by lightning. Especially lighting coming from this daiyokai. Yet everything here was fine...]HEY, STOP CHEATING! YA GOT SOME BARRIER ON THAT BOX OF YOURS NEGATIN' MY LIGHTIN' DON'TCHA‽! MAYBE I'LL PUNCH IT INSTEAD!>[Flash step foward. Reeling his fist back, and here comes a fist amped up with electricity! Aiming for the mysterious blue box!]
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>>79950456>>79950601>Emphasis on that "blind fury" part, the big dumb Brute getting flashed by ODST #3's light bomb as it went off to good effect. The now blinded beast flailed their battle implement around with reckless abandonment, the bastard none the wiser to the Chief sneaking up on them. And speaking of which the SNCO saw the Super Earth pilot attempt to pull the Second trooper out of the line of fire. Only to get tagged in her leg and incapacitated in short order. >A hint of worry filled the SPARTAN at the sight of now TWO downed allies but he quickly banished the feelings to a corner of his mind. Dwelling on that wouldn't help them now: force would. >Rushing up behind the blind Brute the Chief struck them HARD in the back for what was likely a fatal blow, the SPARTAN having (hopefully) successfully ninja'd them! >The other two ODSTs meanwhile ceased their fire, not wanting to hit the big petty officer and instead moved towards the down Helljumper and Super Earth pilot. They in turn would try to move them someplace a bit safer for the time being amidst the various buildings of the Army Warehouse. (Also I'm going to have to call it here for now since I'm feeling tired. Hope that's okay with you guys.)
>>79950687>*TCH!*Would've worked last time....>[Ironically this tiger had did something similar in his source. Lmao](Thanks and saved.)
>>79950748>Fine by me.. my rolls have been.. poor.
>>79950771Tigers do be loafin' a lot. It's in the blood like most other k0ts.
>>79950748Bet till next time.Everyone take five.>>79950806This is true.
Player1 tries to jump out of a 17th story window to prove how safe their windows are only for the window to give out as he/she falls to their death.
>>79951039Can you make this into an event chain for the Vash sim?
Test test
>tripfag
Gumo!
>>79951829gumo gumo
>>79952465How're you doing bestie?
>>79952488gettin ready for another day in the cage. hope you're doing well.
jolly thread
>>79950291so why not ASK SOMEONE?
>>79952654Same here bestie... I wanna get over fast and go home.>>79952735Hiiiii cute cat.
>>79952766hi cute meido! good to see ya!
>>79952773Where do you doing?
>>79952766have a safe day at werk!!!!
>>79952817Thank you!! You too bestie.>Mwaaaahh
>>79952801uhhh i go where im needed desu
>>79952976What if I need you?
>>79952857......>sneaks a single kiss back
>>79953148Ehh just one? Unfair!
>>79953107then that's where ill be, miss Izayoi. waiting right beside you to heed your instructions
>>79953220That's so nice... Can I call you this Christmas to give you a present?
>>79953272Don't be silly. You can call me any time. You know that!
>>79953334Hehe good cat~
>>79953412wrong!
>patlabor getting a rebootsweet
Lurkers?>new captcha?
>>79954535>numbers only>easier to readWow they actually did something right for once.
>>79955025h-how many fights do you have to break up here?
>>79955227>numbers onlyWhile this is better, there goes the chance of getting something funny in captcha bar.
good morning hungry gays
Test
>>79954535>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsvXfK72Znw
>>79955422Wait what?
>>79955607good morning!
>>79955945Boob morning. I mean good nipple. I mean you're looking titty. I mean boobies.
>>79955956what are you trying to say...
>>79955945It's now the afternoon, hope you had a good night's sleep.>>79955956You're about to get raped by her cat gock btw
Blocky committed suicide
Good afternoon.>>79955956>>79956197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvZsl__ThGQ
>>79956266Noooo blocky!
THE WINTER BALL BEGINS ON FRIDAY THIS WEEK! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A COUPLE ALREADY, FIND ONE SOON! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!Look at the ruleset here:https://files.catbox.moe/eo3388.jpgEstimated dates so far:Catra & PriscillaPulchra & HarleyMordred & ChihiroLoona & RoxyMokou & JunkoIgon & ElpheltIngrid & Manhattan CafeKnives & Consul XMaster Chief x Don
>>79956400I need to find a date, I can't get one-upped by my clone.
>>79956198you're right it's time for a drink. slept like bricks as always. what's the princess going to do with her afternoon now?>>79956283horniness has been abolished, thank you
>>79956743Don't think that's something you can ever abolish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqyd08a0vC0
>>79956797you are rapidly proving yourself wrong as this situation develops further.....
>>79954257>It's about damned time.>...And now there's yet another mecha series I have to rewatch in full....>>79954535>>79955227>>79955422>It's easy to solve, but I still hate it.
>>79957142don't forget the movies >:3c
>>79956743get gocky of course!>>79956518Haha virgin your left hand is your date
>>79957303I didn't realize gocks were consumable items
>>79957315"I didn't know ice cream can melt" ass statement
>>79957315Anything is consumable if you're brave enough.
>>79957555Well what are the rules then??? Is it a one time use sort of thing where you ejaculated or take damage and it goes away or is it like a time duration where you have to make the most out of every second like viagra or something???>>79957575I dont think you should chew on it, that would be extremely painful
>>79957691consume a gock for an extended period of time and you'll be given HP via lifesteal, the gock has no limit on how much HP it can give, it just takes a long time to suck the HP out of the gock.