/dft/ - Discord Fappy TalkyPost tags, talk about your fetishes, and jerk off.Past Saaakii! editionPrevious >>79945601
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goodnight
My guilty pleasure is sending nudes to nonners
Head nearly exploded last thread, but it was a false alarm. Thank Valaya.
>>79950224Posting blacked to make one person in particular upset. Now goon to my ass please <3https://files.catbox.moe/g1pcma.jpg
>>79950271PPUNMOINNNGGNG
>>79950264So true!!!!I'm a huge attention whore. I think the number of men that have came to my pictures may be in the triple digits.
>>79950271shame Im not from the states because I would also too drive from coast to coast for dick if Iived there
>>79950271I saw you have assault weapon tier firearms and you're into this mental illness. I genuinely am worried for your safety and those around you. I recommend you log off seek help immediately.
>>79950271And once more, my tag is alabamaneighbor for anyone who wants to take my ass irl.Although this may also be an excuse to post more blacked, ehehehehe
>>79950356Get help.
shitted+slop is very boring
>>79950326I am actually a very happy person. I have a loving family, friends, who one of them is a tenant of mine. Life is good.
blacked+slop is very interesting
>>79950383Nonny who secretly likes blacked lolis
>>79950383You also have deadly weapons and are sexualizing severe cognitive dissonance inside your head. This is the type of mental space that mass shooters always end up in.
>>79950407you think we should warn the feds?
>>79950419Yes.
I just want a 2B anon to force herself on me
>>79950407I do not have any cognitive dissonance, hahaha. I am from the Saint Louis area. Trust me. I know how they are. And I am right wing. I am not living in the Liberal hyper-reality.
>>79950440>I do not have any cognitive dissonance>proceeds to show his severe cognitive dissonanceI think that's enough for tonight. Log off and talk your family that you're so close with. Tell them that you're in a bad space mentally and need support.
>>79950440>mentally ill>rightoid>trannyEvery time
>>79950458You are the one getting upset over porn bro. Not me.
>>79950356alabama????
>>79950271I want to put a baby in this girl (boy)
Did I miss the Asian posting?
I wish someone would dick me for once but Im too shy and cant trust people to go on grndr dumpsterdiving
>>79950586It'll come back. It always does!
>>79950644What about an anon?
>>79950657Deadbeats...
>>79950576Please do nonny!Alright, I think I am finally going to spurt one more time and then call it a night. I hope all you cuties make a lot of spermies ehehehe
>>79950662
>>79950675Yeah. Hi.
>>79950691I want to make a lot of kids with Mori Calliope/Demondice!
Go ahead and show me the proof where that bitch is actually Mori.
>>79950680Post spurts
>>79950667lets be real no one will travel unless you build a very good relationship - and finding that alone is almost impossible (and few friends I have arent into degen/gay stuff)
>>79950718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaFfjxJBiM
so filthy eww
>>79950758Not fucking proof at all.
>>79950757Okay but it’s not impossible. What region are you in?
>>79950757Good points all around, and you’re right too, though maybe if an anon lived near me I’d be open to dick em down after a few convos and if we vibe right
>>79950701Me too! I want to lick her everything!
handsex with a tranny
>>79950828is she tucking her gock?
>>79950828please have a beenus
>>79950800This but specifically her sweaty boobs
>>79950828I love you strider
Get work anon. It wont lick itself.
>>79950871>Presses my tongue flat against that butt and starts licking
is it over for me if Id rather kiss this >>79950871 than this? >>79950868
>>79950918No. It just means you're sober. I'd never kiss a whale, personally.
>>79950878Good bitch.>>79950918So? Why havent you pressed your lips against my hole then yet anon?
>>79950943>Forms my lips around that hole and starts sucking while my tongue keeps licking and tempting to go inside~
>>79950858Only stopping at her sweaty boobs... really?
>>79950943
>>79950996Also her creamy ass, lips, back, and so forth.
>>79951005Go on anon~
slow and chill pumpies <3
>>79951033making out with my screen
>>79951041Tap your cock right on your screen too. Righhhhht on my lil hole, anon.
>>79951060Me on the bottom.
>>79951079D-doing it! right on your whole, getting pre all over it...
>>79951093Good boy. Tap that hole with the head of your fat nerdy dick~ Go on
>>79951090Are you black
>>79951010That's better! Much better. I wanna moan like a bitch while grinding myself against her tummy, groping her massive fucking tits before splurging all over her.
>>79951163Doing it! Fuck I wish I could push inside so so much! I wanna push inside that tiny opening so bad I'm leaking all over my screen
>>79951163
>>79951179That pathetic nerd pre coating my perfect little hole... Throb more anon~ Worship my hole>>79951182Good boyyyy anon~ Nuzzle that ugly face right in between my cheeks
>>79951226It's so fucking covered at this point! I'm throbbing and leak, I want nothing else then to worship that hole for hours and hours every day!
rubbing my pussy right now
>>79951246Same
>>79951226full-diving into it!
boobiebrained agp friends...
>>79951285You mean like, anons who get agp and want big boobies?
>>79951285do you own any bras?
funny agp friends
>>79951245You filthy ass addicted degen, JERK FOR MY HOLE>>79951263Lick it fucking clean you dirty NEET
>>79951298I wish but sadly not..
>>79951301Jerking it fucking hard!!! Getting close!!! I'm addicted to filthy ass!!
>>79951300... tag?
Girly agp friends
>>79951318i can post a session if thats fine
>>79951324making out with my girly agp friends (I have none)
>>79951324
>>79951335sure!
>>79951301mmmmhhh licking and eating it as if my life depends on it! already edggging myself, your insults hit me like a shot of adrenaline!
>>7995135105e217007c5545c576f3a80c6c634ec2cfc7e9dd117e09b4ab69f1be68917e4a1f
>>79951357Bet you wanna stick that filthy NEET dick in my hole SO bad huh anon?
>>79951338Cute~ you could always ask.. but I was more up for sharing a guy
>>79951305you never 'borrowed' one from your mom or sister? you are missing out~
>>79951376threesomes aren't really my thing sadly...
>>79951382I wouldn't mind a tag so you could tell me exactly what im missing...
Oh, lesbian friendsGood thing I didn't make a post about >Agp android friends
>>79951382Sad to say I have years ago wayy before I knew what agp was
>>79951372Id want you to stoke me while your ass is on my faceIm a dirty degen and I need to cum with my toungue deep in your hole
>>79951406That's a very specific niche you didn't make a post about.
>>79951438Because I want a female android friend with me being a human male, not lesbian androidsThats why i said uts good I didn't make the post! Cause I didn't know the posts previously, mentioning agp were about lesbians until I realized they were
>>79951464Luckily I am not a lesbian.
im borrrrrrrred
>>79951376What’s this like? I kinda want to to try it
>>79951464>mentioning agp were about lesbians until I realized they wereSome are, some aren't. But all like cocks anyway
>>79951464might be fun to rp android waifu... but It would take some effort and creativity
Aww they stopped responding.
>>79951502>>79951523I just wanna lewd with an android girl
>>79951528Hey I got distracted. My tag is mmoricalliopefan
>>79951556Added! Added!
>>79951516I... don't know. But to be goaded into being more of a slut, with or without a guy, by an agp is pretty hot. Because other agps knows what you want to hear in the moment anyway
>>79951573I agree, I guess I also never really done a three way before so I’m kinda curious too
>>79951525I mean, I see how it would all work in my head. Creative how?
>>79951573tttt agp expert here with professional experience, everyone puts different things into it especially now since it became a meme
If anyone is willing to indulge me, some people called me AGP but i've not really figured out what it's supposed to mean. I get the technical definition but isn't it technically just roleplaying as a woman?
>>79951666Yeah that’s pretty much it. At least in the context of this thread
>>79951573Ive never even had AGPxAGP lewdingbecause its almost always picrelated or I trigger their instincts
When I get agp I only ever want to dom nerdsI only want to be dom when I'm agpBut as a boy I only want to be sub. I guess I just act like how I wish a girl would treat me?
>>79951666Sort of is? You can imagine that as just -inserting as a female in porn- so it doesn't quite need to involve actual proper RP. But it's close enough
I fapped to 2D so much that real women feel kinda exotic.Yes im a kissless virgin nearing 30, how could you tell?
>>79951672>>79951691Yeah I think that makes sense. Despite dressing up like a woman, I'm sorta confident in being a guy. Sometimes anons try to see if i could make a good woman (for them), but aside from the safe cosplay pics most of the lewd stuff has my dick in it. (other than the the blowjob audios i suppose)Part of it is also that i have a baritone voice so faking it would be almost impossible. If it was easier to "pass" i might had indulged in it a bit more.
can the shitpost dfwb DIE so I can come back I wanna blogpost about wagie
>>79951773I think it'd be easier to look like a girl but not sound like one than to sound like a girl but not look like one.
>>79951800the dressing up part is hard too, but as long as i cover up and use clever angles it should work fine for non-personal internet content. For my face i use light make-up and wigs of course, but i don't try to pass as a woman, i have a very masculine face (especially jawline) i don't want it to look uncanny. It's hard enough to figure out fashion, I'd rather not add practising mannerisms, vocal training and facial reconstruction to my list just to drain some prison gay nerds... im just a lazy nerd myself.>>79951799It's alright just post it here tbqh thread will probably be quiet for a couple hours until the shitposters wake up. I blogpost all the time and it usually just gets ignored. (which can be a good or bad thing depending on what you are looking for)
>>79951799welcome back golu
We live in a world where they raped this thread so hard nobody tried to jerk to uevos autistic ass. Can we bring back huge cocks.
I wanna bully small needy weak cocks so bad.
why does everyone blog instead of actually trying to be lewd? blogging is the reason this thread is often unusable. having to hide so many blogposts is tedious.
>>79951867Don't you have a massive amount of people added?Somehow I get the feeling you spend 10x as much time talking about doing it in the thread as actually doing it...
>>79951799I'm keeping it alive and remaking it when it hits 300 posts despite.
>>79951850nice ass
>>79951900Well I used to have a lot of People, I'm using another account so I don't have as much people added now.>Somehow I get the feeling you spend 10x as much time talking about doing it in the thread as actually doing it...I milk at least 3 boys per day! But sometimes I feel in certain moods, SPH, NTR, VC, sharing nudes, etc, so when I feel in a certain mood I try to ask for it.
>>79951902THAT'S MY PICTURE
>>79951900If that were the case he wouldn't have sooo many logs of conversations Trust me, he IS that guy, in it for giving pleasure selflessly to others... I admire him a lot!
>>79951934DINSDALE AND YET
>>79951941how long has it been since the dinsdale meme even back then almost 2 years ago people were saying it
>>79951850I think he's cute, but i couldn't vibe with him personally. Totally would go down on him though no questions asked. >>79951875That's how i find people to lewd if i'm being honest. This is a thread to find people to add on discord to jerk off with and I do plenty of that. If i'm not mistaken i helped a cute boy cum earlier with my audio. I don't really complain about the low effort posters or the pornbabble posters even if they aren't my cup of tea, i think it's cute when they tease each other here for 50+ posts and cum before even adding each other. (even though technically thats what /fft/ is for)
>>79951952DESPITE
>>79951961the despite one is new I don't know that one
>>79951968ALBEIT
>>79951975I remember albeit....
how do people make alts work here? ive made several and people almost always immediately end up asking something like "hey, aren't you so-and-so?" (I am indeed so-and-so). I don't understand what im doing to make it so obvious. I just wanna be lewd anonymously.
>>79951994FUCK MY ASS
I honestly wonder which one of the schizos is this this time around
>>79952020FUCK MY ASS GOLLUM
>>79951867Me...
/DFT/ MATCHMAKING LIST ===== MATCHMAKE YOUR FAVORITE ANONS! =====MILKEE =====================Looni: LOOKING TO GET MILKED FOR THE FIRST TIME!! - MILKING DIFFICULTY: HIGH -- AVG SESH: 45 MIN -- FAV PICS 2D ECCHISour: BUILDING A AGP HAREM ASK TO JOIN! - MILKING DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM -- AVG SESH: 10-30 MIN -- FAV PICS: 2D ECCHITehri: MILKING DIFFICULTY: LOW - AVG SESH: 20 MIN - FAV PICS: TOUHOU 2D ECCHIAnon: MILKING DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM -- AVG SESH 30-40 MIN - FAV PICS: EXPLICIT PORNSunny: MILKING DIFFICULTY: LOW -- AVG SESH 40 MIN (on a good day) - FAV PICS: 3D E-GIRLS!!AlterGOD: CALL HIM DADDY! - MILKING DIFFICULTY: LOW - AVG SESH: 30 MIN - FAV PICS: 2D FELLATIO PICS!!Arcuzz: (LEWD ARCUZZPUPPY) - MILKING DIFFICULTY: EXTREMELY LOW - AVG SESH: 1-30 MIN - FAV PICS: PAIZURI!Kiana: (FEET SLUT) - MILKING DIFFICULTY: EXTREMELY LOW - AVG SESH: 1-30 MIN - FAV PICS: 2D FEET PICS!Kronii: MILKING DIFFICULTY: ONLY SILLY KNOWS - AVG SESH: ?? - FAV PICS: ??Veri: MILKING DIFFICULTY: EXTREMELY HIGH - AVG SESH: ?? MIN - FAV PICS: 2D ECCHILop: MILKING DIFFICULTY: MEDIUM - AVG SESH: 40 MIN - FAV PICS: BROWN GIRLSMILKERS ==================Service Maid: MILKING EXP: HIGH (SLUT) - AVG SESH: 15 MIN - FAV NONNY: DOMMY ANONS + QUICKSHOTSRyne: WANTS TO TALK ABOUT INDIA - MILKING EXP: HIGH - AVG SESH: 5-10 MIN - FAV NONNY: BLACKSMoonLight: (WILL BLACKMAIL YOU) MILKING EXP: HIGH - AVG SESH: 5-10 MIN - FAV NONNY: QUICKSHOTS (AGP)raikubox: MILKING EXP: MEDIUM - AVG SESH: 20 MIN - FAV NONNY: SMALL PENIS + QUICK SHOTS (AGP)Sai: MILKING EXP: HIGH - AVG SESH: 30 MIN - FAV NONNY: GOOD YAPPER (RARE AGP)Sunlight: MILKING EXP: HIGH - AVG SESH: 20-30 MIN - FAV NONNY: LIKES AI SLOP + WILL LAUGH AT YOUVerina: WAITING TO BE AWAKEN - MILKING EXP: MEDIUM - AVG SESH: 20-30 MIN - FAV NONNY: DORKY WEEBSEX (EXTREME AGP)Asunanon: MILKING EXP: HIGH - AVG SESH: 10 MIN - FAV NONNY: QUICK SHOTS (AGP)
>>79951936Awww you're adorable.>>79952044How's small is your little thing?~
>>79952058Lop is a milker. At least always is for me. There's also like 3 different moonlights, each of them I have milked. So this list doesnt seem the most legit
>>799520702.5 and I'm also quickshot...
>>79952119Gosh I need you right now, what's your tag?
>>79952108its a shitpost thats been spammed for a couple of weeks, it is in fact not legit
>>79952151I think we've already met before - markgreene11
>>79952158proof?
>>79951684Thats interesting, I guess I play my dream girl
>>79952006Writting pattern, choice of words, individual nuances to a fetish you enjoy and choice of image, you low IQ clown. For instance, I'm the only person who uses "buffoon" or "vibe", so I only use those on the threads. Another example is this guy >>79951629 He is most likely the Erzafag, because no one else gives a shit about Fairy Tail here, but naturally there is a tiny chance he stumbled upon that pic at randomThird example, this guy >>79951338 is probably the lesbian sloppy kissing person from months ago, but maybe it's a different fag, given that the gif is a pretty tame kiss, and once again no one else on this "forsaken land" (also another expression only I use) gives a shit about 2 girls kissingThere are quite a few of Touhou losers, so they're harder to single out, specially given that they all write in the same cutesy love-starved faggy style.
FT has some REALLY good openings
>>79952270NRAT
>>79952270>ErzafagDoes he still exist? Not him but I recall that name popping up in many threads
seia makes me lose hard
>>79951956Post audio
>>79952270Sasuga schizo anon
>>79952006why are you adding the same people on every alt to begin with huh
>>79950934I need a wife like this
>>79950775>>79950781The odds of one living close to you is so small it might as well be zero, it's not worth pursuing
>>79952006I've made dozens it has to be around 50 but I've never been called out on it, have multiple going at once and bring attention to it if you recognize it before them
>>79952446because they're hot
Good morning gang!Today? We're gearing up the rogue and the DK blood!
Did they catch the shooter yet?
>>79951956What kind of audio?
>>79952484scroll up
>>79952348>>79952492I already posted it here a lot, but hey might aswell. https://litter.catbox.moe/gesuknpomsz0yvvx.mp3Or if you are looking for something gentler and sloppier a proof of concept with a bunch of lube: https://litter.catbox.moe/8w1wtuqvzc8br729.mp3
>>79952460How do you make so many accounts? Making them with google is annoying
Hewo everyone how’s it gooning today?
>>79952548shutup bitch
>>79952526Slut~ i love your audios.
>>79952546>make gmail account>add +1/+2/+3 to your email everytime you make a new Discord account>dftposter@gmail.com, dftposter+1@gmail.com, dftposter+2@gmail.com etc.All mails will go to the same account but you can make multiple Discord accounts with just one gmail account that way
>>79952270everyone and their mom uses 'vibe' you pompous buffoon
>>79952563Yes Miss Sowwy
@angela:catgirl.cloud via matrixinto:>bdsm>chastity>feminization>bondagehard NO: Do NOT add if into this (seriously)>loli/shota
let me the fuck out of this god damn prisongay hellscape
>>79952638No, be prisongay and cum until your balls are empty.
>>79952649but homosexuality is degenerate
>>79952638No, be gay and cum until your balls are empty.
>missed the loli AGPsFuck
>>79952624oh, matrix is still a thingIast Ive tried it was rather inconvenient
Reading NTS doujins and self-inserting as the girl >>>>>
>>79952663And that's exactly why it's hot~ getting degenerate with some other faggot~>>79952714I do this.
>>79952757Do you even pass?
>>79952780Well yeah, I have a pretty face, cute hair and my voice is cute.
>>79952793You have yet to prove any of these things
>>79952714>>79952757i do this but i self insert as the cuckie...
Woke up too early.. whoops!
I just shitted into Sillu's mouth.
>>79952661it should have been me...
>>79952811Extremely cute behaviour. You should post tag about it.
>>79950271>>79950356
>>79952809Lewd~>>79952811We should self insert as me cucking you really hard until you cum.
how do i stop myself from being a paypiggy cuck?
>>79952843You get worse of course <3
>>79952843get broke
>>79952843show bank charges poser
>>79952824As Fern, right?
>>79952847how could things get any worse? being a paypig is already pretty fucking low>>79952853probably the only way honestly>>79952856make me
>>79952887You get broke like that nonny said and ... Things can always get worse~
>>79952830>>79952838i promised not to do lewd stuff today and there's also mhwilds gaming sorry...>>79952843do it so much in a week that it feels terrible, awful and depressing afterwards looking at how much has been bullied and sent away, that's how it is for me
>>79952887Ive blown like 1000bux on simping last month, gifted 100+ subsand I dont even want to count donations, it was fun
>"y-yeah I'm a total quickshot for mommy u-uwu">fucker takes 20 minutes to cum
>>79952910Promised? To whom?~ I could change that cutie.
>>79952910You don't have to do lewd stuff! In fact, this arrangement works better if I sm and you're not.
>>79952924I hate this.
>>79952920you should calm down or your finances...>>79952930to someone i like that does lewd stuff with me and thinks i shouldn't do it so much all the time>>79952933but like it's kind of impossible not to get horny and want to fapfap and pyupyu in a situation like that!
>>79952937I keep putting "quickshots preferred" in my ad and I still only get people who look for longer plays. I mean, I don't mind it generally speaking, but I already have my favs that I want to spend more time with.
>>79952924I can cum in 5 min alone, but when you cant focus on yourself and your own pleasure and need to reply it takes much longer
>>79952708Any chance you're still looking for someone?051e08dac73adfd928127968d2f83e48dafcc560a0378196e48076ca09b5568d4a
>>79952904oh gods... i kinda want it to get worse honestly>>79952910just how much did you blow in a week anon? >>79952920I ashamed to admit that I'm not far off from that either
>>79952952you have a gf dont you
Quickshotting is lame cause after i finish we stop talking and i get lonely again. Why did you add me if you just wanna get rid of me as soon as possible? Just to ruin my gooning session? Or am I just a checkmark to you so you can go brag to your friends that you milked X amount of anons that day?
>>79952924feels good to never say that and make slutty anons edge me and slowly make me into a quivering, fagged out mess OR breed anon until he can't handle it anymore and begs for hot nonny jizz all over his stupid fucking retarded face
>>79952980i'm not exactly rich or well off to begin with and have been in a massive depressive spiral for a while eating like one 200 calorie cup noodle a day often enough while funding someone else's life while they bully me... so too much, i hate this fetish>>79952988no i'm a permavirgin tiny loser
>>79952993Quickshot for me and I'll keep talking to you~ <3As a milker the nonny usually leaves after cumming so it's rare to find one who wants aftercare~ Maybe you'll even get horny again and want to quickshot once more~
>>79952952Well that's exactly why you should just relax today and let me take care of you~ they don't have to know.>>79952964Same, I guess I have been getting good quickshots lately but I always get some who wants a long session because they wanna edge too much.>>79952980Good boy~ imagine how worse you'd get... All the embarrassing things you'll do~
>>79952997What is a "fagged out mess"?
>>79953018had it been yesterday then i would've given in already and begged for it on discord but i think it'd be better to relax today by being not as lewd and playing monster hunter...
>>79952997tempting
>>79952964Force the fetishes faster and harder with aggression if you want thatOverwhelm with stimuli if you want an actual quickshot
>>79953012I hope you're trying not to trick me. I know some anons can go a dozen more rounds per day but for some of us with weaker libidos each shot is precious and takes up huge chunks of our energy.
>>79952952You can totally be good and service someone hornily without cumming, no matter how bad you need it!~ And besides, that someone you like sounds like no fun. You should get to play with yourself if you want, nonny, especially when that's as much as you should be getting.
>>79953007I still remember when I gooned away my entire weekly paycheck because a greedy anon. it was a hungry week until the next check>>79953018I cringe at how much money I've probably sent while gooning to a certain elf
>>79953052I'm online all day nonny, if you keep talking I'll keep teasing you. And there's been more than one "I can only cum once" nonny who I've made spurt multiple times~ If you're cute we can even be friends and play vidya together between sessions where I make you quickshot for me~ <3
>>79953056they're a nice person that cares a lot... and i really shouldn't do stuff today even if, been doing it way too much far too much too often all the time every day every night sacrificing a lot!>>79953057hate that the word paycheck is linked to something lewd for me now...
i love the smell of my own farts so much that now i want to smell other people's farts
>>79953039But you're still here~ and I bet you're already imagining all the things we could do~ how good I could make you feel ~ maybe we can just talk in dms until you're ready to... Do it <3 >>79953057Cuuuute~ you should send more desu.
So much porn and not getting horny or hard at all
>>79953094If you've been doing it too much already, getting lewd and going without tomorrow is a perfectly good alternative! If you reallyyy didn't wanna you wouldn't be here getting horny~
I only quickshot by choice for someone I like, and it's fun. But I can go 4-5 or maybe even 6 times a day
>>79953103i'm 500% sure that i would melt into a silly little dumb dorky goonpuddle because of you, feeling way too good and being overwhelmed nonstop because your posts are already triggering...>>79953115here because uhm it's fun to look at now and then and see what people say and what people talk about and people getting and being horny!
>>79953078I already want you, but Im too busy
>>79953123Good boy~ see? You should just stay here and... Maybe go into my dms so I can melt your brain into a mushy mess, you can take a break all you want, but I'll hunt you down once you're ready to cum like a good cucky~ so... Wana go into dms?
>>79953051Oh I've done that to quite a few people already. It's always cute when they say they aren't into X or Y, and then they splurt so quickly~
>>79952924I got called a quickshot a couple days ago for lasting 20 minutes...
>>79953123It definitely is fun when people get horny, you can be one of those people can't you nonny?~
>>79952864I don't know... i have a feeling i'd make a better frieren in this case...>>79953018i should try to time my fastest orgasm. Would be fun to see how fast i can shoot...
>>79953117i want to make you quickshot for me.
>>79953160Want me to help you with that?~
>>79953156>scat>no text>ugly ass edit
dinsdale
>>79953144i can't be a drooling, emptyheaded pyupyu addicted mess today or it'll be a bother to friends on the main account if i'm vcing and can't even talk properly i'm sorry...>>79953159i can be, i have been but today is...
dougsdale
>>79953147They may genuinely not have beenI've had a few fetishes forced on me in that way where just a few good passionate lines and accompanying images have burned that gross weird disgusting thing into me and is able to make me cum nowReally I'd say those moments are the highs I chase haunting places like this
>>79953190https://youtu.be/A4AjQ7eprN4
>>79953078You remind me of another rio nonny i knew but they deleted their account. Could I grab your tag? I'm not going to cum just now but it would be a shame not to have you added if the horny arises.
>>79953162Why do you faggots simp for that loser? I really don't fucking get it.He's obnoxious enough and you retards keep encouraging him to post.
>>79952964When was the last time you posted an ad?
>>79951674Honestly, having ideating session with a fellow agp where the two of you throw everything at wall is legitimately the peak of gooningIt’s the type of shit that once you had a taste off, all other forms of getting off seem lesser
>>79953197Today is a perfectly good day to drool and whine and mute your mic to rub yourself. Promise! You can get lewd, anon. You want to get lewd. So let's get lewd~
>>79953177you can't you'd ruin my focus but if you ask nicely you can watch.
>>79953200huh, can you explain how does that work, I want to try it toofor me some things just never work and can ruin the mood
>>79953210If you have to ask, it's generally some brown fag and his butt buddies in a server deciding to shit up the threadJust ignore or viciously attack
>>79953197I didn't say today dummy~ just... Whenever you're ready to be a mess for me~ I'll turn your brain into mush and rewire it so you get worse <3 it could happen whenever you want~>>79953234Oh dear so I can watch you quickshot? That's so cute.
>>79953214Some time ago because it always leads to a thread melty.
>>79953042Is it? Or do you just like the idea of it?
>>79953255beats having to record it because if i wanna shoot fast i want to get into a proper mindset and get super riled up before i start stroking. this way i can just turn on cam and forget about it
>>79953197Oh boy, it's this sissy boy again, aching for headpats from a big, heaving cock full of nonny jizzzzzzzz
Need to get off before work. Feed me smut to go with my breakfast?easysleazy
>>79953245Just genuinely being into something and being lucky to find a submissive/masochistic other person I guessIf I had to try and capture how, I suppose it's as if talking in the middle of an ERP and already warmed up and presumptuous about the other person's desire to be subject to it (which is often the case anyways)I really don't know, the craziest example was an anon who dove right into getting fucked by horsecock, but like the actual logistics of that and wanting to die from it in front of me and described all the good and bad details to arouse and shock respectivelyAnother angle might be doing stuff that rhymes with what you already know works against the person I guessI only ever actually got into NTR when talking with an anon about our exes and just popping so quickly as they already knew some details to press with and then corrupt it with that
>>79953147That sounds fun... I'm jealous
Hey queer can you clean up the thread?
>>79953349for me a certain doujin about passionate love of unwashed cocks immediately converted me. It's unreal how that one artist draws it so intense it rewired my brain permanently and it took like 5 minutes max. another anecdote although a bit later my ex got me into chubby girls because she was that body type. I was just neutral on it as i met her but once we got closer i got rabid for it and i never recovered. I was only 19 at the time too, age where you'd think you still find any fat to be gross.
>>79953078>play vidya together between sessions where I make you quickshot for meMaking anons quickshot during vidya is hot...
>>79953441And now you're 35Time flies
>>79953349Ah so more of the adjacent stuff rather than forcing something different, Ive had this with SM trying more things and some of them hit me hard.>getting fucked by horsecock>and wanting to die from itmr.hands lmao
>>79953469and she just turned 40, i love my hag ex gf now friend. her body has become even more lewd...
>>79953078>>79953448I'm bored out of my mind lately so I'd play just about anything if a milker friend asked me to... It never happens, though.
>>79953307I can totally help you with getting you in the proper mindset ~ I can make you feel really good~ so you can focus on cumming while I watch <3
>>79953499I srsly need some gamer friends who are also into lewding
>>79953499You would need a certain type of vidya to make sure anon stays in the mood though
>>79953490does she still let you smash?
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a nonny got me into playing ZZZ for like a month after he milked me to my very first pull and it was only after a month I broke the conditioning and realised that shit sucked ass and playing it solely for the girls was pointless
>>79953127That's okay! You can chat later when I'm still here~>>79953208Awww that's a shame~ Drop your taggy and I'll add you, we can even chat before the lewd stuff if you're not horny yet~>>79953448Could be before, during, and after~ Pausing the game to make you cum~ Or making you cum during the game so you fuck up and lose~>>79953499What sort of vidya are you into then nonny?
>>79953441>exThat's where fetishes are supposed to come from and the biological process being hijacked in scenarios like that with anonsHumans get their gal and need to be incentivised to not just dumpster it so they look and see hairstyle or shape of face while under the effects of oxytocin and grow to like it more and more so that you stay with your wife and also like your kids (who will look like her)Which is why it's brain damaged when girls think their hip dips or whatever are disgusting and elect to get their bones carved up in korea when any guy would just grow to like most features on a girl>>79953482No it was forcing something very different in the one example, I didn't say I was into snuff or beast or fucking anything whenever that happened since that was back in a time when people just posted tags and added for no reason and some short time later I'm cumming to that basically against my willBut again, that may also be entirely luck, if someone typed up a bunch about inflation or farting at me, I'd probably just shrug and not be into it unless they were truly a master with the written wordBut that doubt and wonder about the idea of someone powerful enough to maybe do that is what keeps me looking here
came to that faggot's photoshopped feet in the other thread
>>79953574NTA but my tag is calendu_laWe were teasing that nonny together and if he's not going to get bullied by you I'll take the chance to cum
My dick is like a pez dispenser. Modest size, very stiff and straight (not flexible at all), and the mark of the jew head that sticks out compared to the body. In other words, zero appeal.
>>79953551we tried smashing a couple times but we both realized the sparks kinda gone. after you had 5 years worth of lovey-dovey relationship sex the raw stuff just doesn't hit anymore. Also she still shaves which pisses me off. 5 YEARS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER BUSH LOOKS LIKE.>>79953597 that's why looking for partners based on looks is pointless and dating websites are fundamentally nonfunctional on purpose because if it worked there would be less revenue.Within reason I don't give a damn what anyone looks like the point is whether you have any chemistry with them.When you are horny though any hole is a goal which comes in handy when anon tells you about his fucked up fetish.
>>79953448Domestic, vaguely idle grindy game like minecraft, terraria, or other survival craftingSounds a bit too intense of an experience for my weak heart>>79953630Jutting coronal ridge is hot especially if discolored and gross
>>79953448I play vidya with my favie but milk other nonnies between sessions and then make him cum to the logs.Cuckies are so cute <3
>>79953574i can't stop staring at that ass...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYA-KtCfN6Q
>>79953542I mean, it feels like everything is sex sells nowadays. But I meant what I said!>>79953574Honest answer is I'm aimless nowadays. My competitive streak cooled off a bit and I'm mostly playing H-games and random indie stuff that I see pop up on youtube.I've played or watched all sorts of stuff though. Used to be a Nintendo kid, then I had a lonely competitive phase trying to be good at fightan and stuff, played a bunch of random 2D games too. And I've dipped my toes in the coomer gacha scene before. Most of the stuff I watch on youtube is social deduction or party games because I miss doing stuff like that with my real life friends. Only thing I don't know is horror games, and that's mostly because I have no EXP with them. I have no idea if I'd be completely unfazed by them or feel really uncomfortable or what.I could talk all day about it without even getting into the lewd, and that sounds even more fun, so I kind of really want to add you, especially if you're often on in the morning UTC hours.
>>79953754STOP!KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
>>79953562I had the same experience with BA, a Kisaki anon made me cum buckets while roleplaying as her. Tried the game, stuck around for two months but quickly realized that beyond the girls the game was absolutely miserable.
>>79953603damn I should really take pics of mine
>>79953686>When you are horny though any hole is a goal which comes in handy when anon tells you about his fucked up fetish.That's pretty much the entire idea
damn you niggas are gay like daaaaamn
>>79953811Yeah you should. Feet sharing needs to be as common as dick sharing ITT.
>>79953802I'm not really into gacha so I was trying to give it a chance for the possibility at least it'd lead to some good milkings, kind of a "get milked if you pull x character" but the grind and basically the barebones all style/no substance gameplay killed any motivation and I knew I had wasted my time on something I knew full well sucked.
>>79953837the df stands for dick fellating
>>79951754I go through the cycle of swapping between finding 2D hotter to 3D to 2D to 3D every single month
>>79953597And thats why Im still a sucker for hairstyle like this because of my first teenage love
>>79953741Keep staring~ <3You're so cute, coming to the lewd thread on the lewd board for lewd things, then turns out you just want a friend! So adorable! <3 Post taggy and we can be friends, with lewd as an extra benefit when you're in the mood~
>>79953932Meant to quote >>79953766 after the first line!
>>79953865Dick Flattening Time, honey
>>79953932Bending over so I can get a better look, that's very kind of you
>>79953949>think this fetish is stupid>watch a video in which 2 girls are flattening a guy's genitals>that genuine laughter they make when he moans like a bitch makes me hardAmazing how a woman enjoying herself at the expense of male suffering makes me feel aroused under almost any circumstance.
ok but have you watched sounding videos
>>79954000>sounding videosWhat, do you jerk off to shit like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAESZsLJdVw
>>79953990shame that most women cant dom for shit even when they are supposed professionals and proper femdom vids are a rarity
>>79954000Yeah that's a kind that goes too far and I can't enjoy. Ballbusting on the other hand is hot. I like it when the woman hugs the guy in a way that looks deceptively like it's for comfort, but in reality it's to prevent him from falling over in pain as she knees his crotch.
>>79954027I actually didn't find it too hard to get good femdom from my exes. They all started by saying they weren't dommy at all but ended up finding ways to enjoy it. Just gotta be patient, study her, learn what makes her tick, help her to explore in new directions. Oh and dating zoomer girls helps, they're a lot dommier than previous generations, and the neuroplasticity of youth can work wonders for developing new fetishes.
>>79953932Yeah, I guess I don't really make a whole lot of sense, but who else can I be honest enough with, right?
How can I be a crypto millionaire like Sour?
>>79954062step 1. be sexually active
>>79954032have you tried slapping your balls?
>>79954062Fun fact! His actual lie about being rich is wayyyyyyy more stupid than this, and even more of an obvious lieHe claims he won the lottery
>>79954084Yeah, even for a discord girl once, didn't really like it. I don't think I'd be into ballbusting IRL. It's one of those things that's best kept as a fantasy. I'd be afraid of real damage.
>>79953948Are you a character poster by the way, or is that just for this thread?
The embargo is still active by the way.
me shitposting all day instead of milking my needy nonnies
All rioanons I know support bnwo
central europe..?
>>79954154Also 50% of gachatards in general. Makes sense, considering it's more destructive than drug use. At least druggies have to form connections and be smart when they burn their money.
>>79954165Need some UK nonnies for this
>>79954178All I want for christmas is a cute nonny to cuddle with under the blankets after breeding them all chrismtas eve....
>>79954096But then he'd be on the news
>>79953574
>>79954203Same, I need a cute subby boy to keep warm with.
>>79954267It's so unfair... moreso than just the sex, which is cool and all, I want to feel somebody's hair on my chest... and feel their breath on my skin as they're softly drifting off to sleep...
>>79954312Most of the subs are no limits masochists who just wanted to be fucked hard and used like onaholes.
>>79954383I know, and I like that too! My ideal would be doing that to someone, really railing somebody hard until they can barely stand, but then cuddling with them and playing with their hair...
https://youtu.be/wUlauvkXTg4
Bnwo? The one where people wash the minced meat with dishwashing liquid? Or the one where they rush cops to get filled with bullets or get their ass tased real good? Or the one where they eat some garbage food with hands only? Or the one whey do drugs and become a no brain hobos with addictions? Is this the bnwo? Kinda sucks ngl
Let us carry the flame together chathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLNenC0EBA0
>>7995420911 stats in the US allows people to stay anonymous when winning the lotterySour is using that excuse thinking it makes his lie more... believable, but it implies that he was playing the lottery in the first place for some weird reasonLiars usually add more to their lies in hope it makes the lie believable
>>79954418>.mp4
I think I'm in the top 10 most mentally ill posters ITT. If we broke it down into certain categories I could rise to perhaps even number 1 in specific areas.
>>79954416tag?
>>79954528jackieg283
Damn healers are already ruining my day>+15 streets>Dragonkin healer yelling "LINK WITH ME" to melee dps instead of having him come to them since, you know... they can't dps from range?>Druid healer instantly dying to the RP event while typing "nice kicks">Same druid healer instantly dying to the second pull while typing the same thingAre healers okay? I swear healers and support players are ALWAYS the most carried players because they play in a way where they expect their team to carry themWhen I played support for a bit in LoL, I felt like I was doing 3 times what the opposite support was doing
Straight from the dungeons of /dft/where fake gooners dont make it back
>>79954640I was gonna pick up where you left off, but I don't know how to start this shit...
>>79954178always representing UK
>>79954844You should look for a date with someone from here already and lose your virginity~ Faggot~
>>79954862good morning to you too...besides, given what we talked about it's not impossible you'll end up being that anon..
>>79954862nta but I've been looking for at least 2 years now and I've only met 2 people from the general vague area in europe... not even the same country
>>79954897Owaa~ you're giving me your virginity huh?~ that's so cute.>>79954923You should try harder! I've met some people close to me, we haven't meet up yet but it could be a thing~
wow the captcha broke on 4chanXT
>>79954936you'll need to come and take it, though...
>>79954936>You should try harder!I've been actively hunting boys for 2 years now! And the ones that we really click together and that would want to meet up and that like me... are all in america!! And the few ones that are in europe are all like 7 years older!
>>79954970It's not like it'll take too much effort~>>79954981Well... Where do you live?
>>79954992>Well... Where do you live?Central Europe...
>>79954981>7 years olderYou act like that is something even worth bringing up. Jeez no wonder you cant find anyone.
>>79954997Well yeah but what country dummy?~ you can find more people if you're specific!
>>79954997Anon is an average Polish male.
>>79955015AAA, Czechia!
>>79954992meeting up is like, 90% of the effort...after that and a couple of drinks, who knows how the night will end?
>>79955029>who knows how the night will end?Inside you :3
>>79955022Good boy~ see? Now we're getting specific<3>>79955029A couple of drinks?~ we don't need them I bet when we meet up you'll be throbbing already~ your cute virgin dick will get all excited<3
>>79955021Not polish... And I'm not a femboy either, I just wanna cuddle with them....>>79955044>Good boy~ see? Now we're getting specific<3Grrr... Do I really come off like a cute femboy that much?! I'm a big, masculine, hairy man...
What the fuck is this captcha with a slider aaaaaaaaa.>>79955059Owaa I never said you were a cute femboy~ but you're cute.
>>79955043god, maybe...>>79955044mmmh, who knows...?
>>79955078>god, maybe...You know that's exactly how it'll go~ inside you, cumming really hard inside you <3
>>79955074Wait, you didn't have the slider captcha up til now? Because now I've got this goofy one withOUT a slider....>Owaa I never said you were a cute femboy~ but you're cute.aaaaa anon.... it's kinda weird because a lot of anons assume I'm a cute subby boy... But some boys like it though, they think the contrast is cute...
>>79955074Doing puzzles stimulates your neurons, which in turn trains and increases your brainpower in the long run! So honestly you should be grateful for this change and stop complaining so much brainlet.
