/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4389>"Ma'am this is a Wendy's" Edition--Stories--By A_Smiling_Face>Stargazerhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/75794156>/hmofa/ Newsletter 2025https://files.catbox.moe/4bjns2.pdfBy Anonymous>Fox Goddesshttps://rentry.org/Fox_GoddessBy ColonVee>THE BITCHIKER (Completed)https://archiveofourown.org/works/73878466By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 21)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526By MetalStone>Mantis and The Runaway (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63527548By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276>Scorch Directive: Hellion Squad (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68759756By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By Skifts>Funyeen Mod v3https://mega.nz/folder/YjFSSYKT#h7LBGi04mEmvBbjrAv7SigBy M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 29)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Sable_Wren>A Match Tail (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65403535By Nilly_Willy>Tech Terror (Revised)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74775056b[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79945376Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>79950378Ma'am this is a Morgan's
Sex with scugs
Remember to use protection when holding hands with your waifur.
I bring 2 germans
>CAPTCHA: JGAY
>Krystal when she spots a boy
>>79950401Hallo frauleins!
Bread isnt good for you
>>79950430Fuck you I'm gonna go and have a toasted vegemite and cheese sandwich for the sole and singular purpose of retaliation to this post
I'm retarded and stupid. Also I cannot stop fucking with a drawing even thought I've said I'm stopping like 5 times now. One day I'll spend more time on my stories than I do the art. One day.
>>79950430>purityfagging bread now
>>79950401they give me robot vibes. v. cute>>79950450images i want to feel
>>79950378who is the girl in the op pic?
>>79950462Viver Pinater
>>79950395Sex with scugs, experiment, avali, kobold
>>79950471Whiskey Jane
>>79950462Hot piñata
>>79950471penis music
>>79950471Mongolia
Just wanted to say. Thank you, Mr.Hardmeat, for revealing this beauty to the world.
>>79950534>>79950508>>79950487please post porn of her thank you
>>79950561no
>disney vault of porn>toon world setting>this is what happens behind the scenes in it>toon creations/actors are beholden to the whims of their makers/companiesWould (you) come to the rescue of a toon waifur in a story where toons are effectively the property of entertainment companies in an allegory for the cyberpunk dystopia we live in in real life where we are corporate property and slaves of companies via maritime law and the waters of our mother's womb?
Morg BD in a week. Participation is mandatory. You've been warned.
>>79950605my beloved
Hyenas are now allowed to register on whites-only dating website AryanDating.com
>>79950622boring
>>79950622An important development for yeens from developing nations
>>79950550She traces her claws on storefront windows to cut a perfect circle so she can reach in and grab a fistful of pearl necklaces and gold rings
>>79950653Nobody cares
>>79950653Everybody cares
>>79950653I thought she had an army of minions that does literally everything for her.I guess she could still do that — purely for the love of the game.
>>79950622>Mfw I will never save the white race with my aryeen gf by having two dozen children with her
>>79950695That's actually how she bankrolls her operations. The cops never stop her because they're too busy being horny
you are not funny
>>79950726lucy my bruhloved
>>79950653Whoever was posing this model needs to make more
step aside dim, there's a new pair of holes in town
>>79951096She doesn't look too happy.
>>79951151She thought her master got the maid clothes for sex roleplay, but she's just been doing actual housework instead.
>>79951185Dumb baka never heard of foreplay. She'll never make it with that attitude.
musky dick marking
>>79951096stinky
Smoke.
>>79951290This fox is too loli coded to be enjoyable
>>79950450I double dog dare you to draw Bridget with a time limit of 4 hours max from when you begin>but I can't think of a pose or situationstanding in a white void or minimalist gamer living room (floor, TV, console, single camping chair and nothing on the walls) wearing (You)r shirt which is baggy on her lithe frame and nothing else like girls in Hollywood movies do to imply the characters had sex last night
>>79951261Wow! A Christmas themed vulpine that totally isn't some sort of insectoid or Eastern European!
Waifurs with foreign accents
>>79951500>Eastern European!How can you be sure? she hasn't said a word yet she could be from any former soviet country for all you know!
>>79950573With what little we've seen rescued from the Disney Porn Vault by former animators smuggling some of it out during retirement, I would be in awe to see the amazing on-model smut of all the Disney characters ever made.Hell, If only there were other vaults of company cartoon smut. Seeing what little that got salvaged from WB alone has been a wonderful treasure trove... Imagine if all the even better stuff wasn't destroyed.
>>79951512Oui
>>79950401Hail Hitler
One of the re-occurring characters is going to be Manager's neighbour, who's I'm toying with making her in a /hfoma/ relationship, just to even things out, and for comedy reasons ( I'll say this, it's definitely not a HighLumen relationship)I also want to avoid the usual pitfalls of making a Human girl the foil/annoyance of an anthro girl. Though I guess I kind of failed already making her freaked/grossed out by both anthro and non-anthro mice, I just like that trope.
>>79951899>making her in a /hfoma/ relationship1 rule
>>79951899make them kissle fofa
>"Why do you let your girl wear your sweatshirt? She's like two sizes smaller than you.">"So she can do this."
>>79951899
hey it's meremember her?wanted to draw her for a while now
>>79952152Cute hoot
>>79952152Hoo?
>>79952152Cute
>>79952060Lmao >>79951899She is so small to fit in those lol. It finally triggered what size she is. >>79951953Grow up.
the brat i keep around for conversation and milk and hot rape
>>79952220Stick, far up bum.
edited the furboi hand to be hyooman
>>79952242Sus
>>79950430Isn't that a scott pilgrim thing?
>>79951899You know what, I'll throw my two cents in since you mentioned the hyper-specific HighLumin.I'm tolerant enough to believe that /hfoma/ *can* be beautiful like hmofa. I've liked anthro male characters before. Nick Wilde's a hoot for example. If one of the (fur)bros was happy with a human woman then I'm not going to be a curmudgeon about it. I mean, it's not like I was gunning for the human woman.My issue is that I have a hard time trusting other people to do it right. I could go into detailed reasons why, but in most cases just being able to write the relationship in a way that also appeases the hmofa mindset is the key to pulling it off. (Unless the intention is to dislike the anthro male), a writer should make extra care to humanize him so that the audience can relate and not, for lack of a better word, view him as a "threat." It's one of the reasons why some people who overlap with hmofa tastes approve of that one xenophobic human rom the Avatar movies hooking up with that martial amazonian Na'vi. Yes, he's literally a Na'vi himself now, biologically, but we all still see him as a human.It's a tricky balance, but imo it's a component most serious hmofa worldbuilders need to consider at one point or another.>I also want to avoid the usual pitfalls of making a Human girl the foil/annoyance of an anthro girl. Though I guess I kind of failed already making her freaked/grossed out by both anthro and non-anthro mice, I just like that trope.I mean, it's a funny trope for a reason. I think it's all about the balance and delivery. People shouldn't be afraid of tired cliches since those ones are the best when someone comes in with the right idea.
>>79952290no bread makes you fat and that makes you irresistible to some women, usually to the crazy ones (i should know, i dated one once)
>>79952342>that memeNow I request a pic of Coach banging a waifur. Morgan, Krystal, whatever. Just to play into that meme.
>>79952369Requesting coach banging ur mom
No excuse for why your waifur doesn't look like this rn.
>>79952369>MorgI think you should leave.
>>79952369Did you know there's a thread on /trash/ just for people like you?
>>79952369Let's not get too excited.That being said, this would be a good example of my issue with people doing stuff like this — there's an "irony poisoning" vibe where the artist/writer is trying too hard to go against the grain or getting a bit too daring with the trolling. It's like when the joke is, instead of an orc raping an elf, it's the ELF raping the orc. Wow. *clap clap clap*It's all about keeping it organic and doing it well. It's the difference between L4D3 revealing that Coach browses /hmofa/ and the artist BestialityRapeMcGee drawing Coach with Krystal and going "this one's for you, bros" ;)Imo, we can be a bit too puritan with stuff like this, but I don't exactly blame people either. It's the consequence when we can only go off of vibes.
>>79952417>He knows in his heart of hearts that Morgan would take BBC over little wh*te clitty
>>79950378Morgan with pawpads is pretty kyoot
evry1 is so meen 2 me........
>>79952525I just realized that I've never drawn pawpads (for hands that is) for my anthros. Does /hmofa/ have a consensus on them?I'd imagine it's similar to how anthro designs tend to "follow" the classi chart.
>>79952388>>79952417>>79952443>>79952487It's a joke, calm the fuck down. I also hate shitted but the meme of "Coach is my buddy so it's okay with him" is funny.
>>79952342I sometimes wonder if it's just porno/erotica lingering in people's mind, since in those it's pretty common to make any and all male characters either woefully inept or comical, and if they aren't they're have an exact line about not being interested in the love interest. In MY case it's more a sitcom situation where the couple are in reverse situations in several ways.
>>79952591Ja mal's woman.
>>79952557
>>79952592Oh don't worry I figured. I should have clarified.It was just a good example since I've noticed that vibe before when people have done it for real. You know, when an artist draws something and you JUST KNOW there's something more fucked beneath the surface.Funnily enough, the coach stuff can be done well, but it just needs a sincere hand. I'd love to have Coach over for the /hmofa/ cookout.
>>79952557It's one of the things that seems pretty open. You won't have anyone throwing a shitfit over beans or no beans. I think the same applies to digitigrade and plantigrade. Just a matter of taste really.
>>79952598>I sometimes wonder if it's just porno/erotica lingering in people's mindI mean a bit. At least speaking for myself there's some insecurity involved. In a lot of /hmofa/ settings I feel a little special just for being human. I'm not afraid to admit it. It's probably no different than how women would get the *ick* if their porn novel started dedicating time to cow girls going nuts for human male farmers. That being said, it's good to elevate our worldbuilding and sometimes that involves risk.Though literally creating a world where furbois don't exist or CAN'T get laid is kind of based in its raw simplicity. Though it's not quite a serious one either lmao.There's also another factor too, and that's /hmofa/bros getting worried that they're just being used by a transient furry. All of a sudden the artist/writer goes from someone they believe "gets them" to them just pawning off their random sparkledogs on them. It's a little cynical, but I think it's a big factor, too.
>>79952557I don't like beans being on creatures they normally don't belong to, but otherwise yes, I prefer beans for the hands otherwise.
>>79950378...okay so that post about him lurking was true then lmao. that's pretty awesome
>>79952414Because those stupid tattoos are ridiculously tacky
>>79952705My time on xitter and other sites has taught me that /hmofa/ potentially has a much bigger audience than we might suspect. Though honestly that describes a lot of 4chan's cultural relevant historically tbqh.
>>79952670>Though literally creating a world where furbois don't existArguably you can do this in clever ways by either making an anthro alien race that's all-female, or having the anthro female be genetically engineered, something a recent-ish story has done. I tend to like the latter the most since it gives a nice "one and a million" vibe for the most part.>or CAN'T get laid is kind of based in its raw simplicity.I actually haven't seen something like this from here, funny enough. Or at least not one that sticks out. Of all the recent stories that Heat Street one seems like the one to make this joke.
>>79952759Yes, very true. It is also true in general to assume many artists lurk this website as a whole without divulging their talents, or speaking generally on the topic when it comes up.
>>79952792I need to draw more instead of just being a hmofa cheerleader on that site, speaking of. Diving back into the thread is a good step though.There's no place like home for true furry wahman love.
>>79952814True...
>>79952762Yeah, those work, too. For a more... mundane setting though it's one of those things where you either don't address hfoma or anthro/anthro relationships or you just roll with it while trying not to step on toes. It's one of those things where I love it when it's done well since it really makes the world feel "real" and "living" instead of something that's pandering to me TOO hard.IMO, hfoma is a lot more palatable to me if both human men and women are seen as desirable and exotic in the setting since there's a shared camaraderie between both human males and females, though a part of that is it opening doors for some of my kinks that I enjoy, too.
>>79952814It is nice seeing familiar faces out there in the trenches, fighting the good fight
>>79952905It's my firm, unironic belief that inside most men there is a desire to be with a waifur, and it's my duty to unleash it from them.
otters are gross i fucking hate otters irl and as anthros theyre so fucking nasty ew ew ewww balls of hatred kill all otters
kurwa boberkurwa nowa captcha co do chuja
>>79953002it's way easier and faster than the old onejust don't fuck it up; the retries are like five times longer
Anthros mature faster emotionally, mentally, and physically
>>79953024I thought about doing this myself in my setting BUT they still have human-like lifespans, but it didn't really make sense.
>>79953024Some say they're ready to go in as little as five years
>>79953062i think in dnd some beast races are like that where they just turn into full ass adults at 5 years old and then plateau for the rest of a normal length lifespan for some fucking reason
spongebob big guy pants ok
today's mood
>>79952266No Anon that's a tranny!
>>79953215Hollow waifur
>>79952242She does look like she likes being raped
>>79952705The tweet said for patreon so it's more likely one of you fags told him to draw it there and he doesn't actually know who the character is
>>79952414>Your waifur posts stuff like this on snootbook to dunk on her unmarried friends.
She's kills people by the way.
>>79953081pretty OP from a biological standpoint
>>79953477she has killed trillions of human sperm cells
dwarf male on female mole person
interests include:>scrapbooking>naughty cross stichting >recipes that use Aldi brands>keeping up on with the latest Bachelor series >scoring good deals at Kohls>men who are handy around the home
>>79951899Dirty old mouse, take a shower!
>>79953526>otterwhore
>>79953526>scoring good deals at KohlsYou mean the mark everything up 2 to 4 times and then put it on "sale" store?Yeah into the tardfur bin.
>>79953569wait til you see all the kohl's cash she's been hoarding
>>79953201So she is into petplay and wearing her childhood clothing for him? Yeah, she was groomed. Ew.
>>79952342I kinda get what u meanI automatically block all western artists who draw even a single furboi because I just can't trust them. but I give slants a chance to show me a male furry character that isn't cringe or disgusting. I suppose it helps that every gay jap furry artist automatically has the same fat bara artstyle so it's ez to filter them out
Doing some quick requests this morning.
>>79953643Some fag artists draw top tier waifurs and I'm willing to scroll past a few cocks to get gems like this (the original image on e6 is a 23mb monster of a scanned pencil drawing)
>>79953643Are you that insecure male that blocks the male tag on e6?
>>79952342I get commed to draw alot of furry men, and i always hate it, because they’re all effectively souless. It’s made me realize gays have no taste, not even in men.
>>79953720Big polar bear waifur in a christmas sweater hugging her human bf's face into her tits.
I don't think there's anything wrong with the existence of male furries or female humans in the setting to art or a story. In fact, I think it's more absurd if their existence is not acknowledged at all or for some reason completely absent from the setting. That just screams a dangerous amount of wish fulfillment to me.
>>79953797its fursuiters probablythey all have that same goofy cartoonish design, guy or girl
>>79953895If they're not acknowledged because they don't matter it's fine. The guy that served you ice cream on your date with your waifur COULD be a furboi, but he isn't described becauase who cares.
>>79953784no but i do block anthro_penetrating
>>79953984Yeah I should have worded that a bit better. I meant something akin to the setting going out of its way to tell you that male furries and female humans do not exist at all. That's just weird.
>waifurs when their husbands are out of town
>>79953886I love bear faces
>>79953720Can you draw an insect girl like an ant or mantis drinking some hot chocolate?
>>79953720Can you draw a lizard girl cuddling up with a human guy for heating?
I have never shopped at a CostcoBulk goods do not interest me
>>79954140Yeah thats the stuff.
Can you believe it guys?
>>79954169
>>79953720Human astronaut landing on an alien planet and getting mobbed by horny space lizards.
>>79953720Dwarf on minotaur action.
>>79954340CHRISTMAS IS IN A WEEK! OH WOW!
ahem. gentlemen?we fuck birds here
will 2026 be the year things stop being horrible?????
>>79954524HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
>>79954506Damn birds and their big, milky bird tits
>>79954398Very nice mantis
>>79954524you will fight in venezuela and then ai will fuck your waifur chatbot while you're gone
>>79954340She gets tangled up into everything! How does it keep happening?
>>79954506>>79954594please...just some...nerdy hooters...just a drop of new hooters
>>79954169not him but i thought the idea was cute
>>79954631only nerdberd i got is this one anon
>>79954721that'll do pigthat'll do
>>79954677Mantis critters are so cute, man
Here's a semi-incomplete color edit I forgot I had sitting in my backlog for about a year.
>so tired she forgot whether she wanted to do a number 1 or a number 2 and just fucking fell asleep
>>79954340>>79954621I'm starting to think she's doing it on purpose. I can already imagine this dragon scheming of various ways of getting stuck is tangled situations, expecting her boyfriend to fuck her, only for him to constantly foil her advances by untangling her and thinking he's doing a good deed.
>>79954398>>79954677GRAAAAHHH I LOVE MANTIS GIRLS
>>79954398>>79954677Both of these are super cute! Thank you!
MY WAIFUR'S DAAAAAAAD
>nut inside mantis gf>she immediately starts eating your facethis is some sort of weird snuff-tier fetish
>>79954866This just translates to love bites in bed.
>>79954866The savvy mantis fucker keeps a bucket of fried chicken handy on date nights.
>>79954866Anon who keeps a big chicken leg next to his bed and immediately shoves it on his Mantis gf's face whenever he nuts inside her
>>79954410nta, here's my attempt before bedg'night frens
>>79954975>Training didn't prepare me for this!
>>79954866that only happens to those in captivity anon... and stressed ones at that...you wouldnt make her upset would you?
