After action report edition----------------ALG is for general lewding, slutposting, ERP, and erotic game discussion regarding Azur Lane and its shipgirls. Most themes/concepts are welcome, just be cool about it.>wikihttps://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Azur_Lane_Wiki>r34https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=azur_lane+>Rules:Keep extreme/off-topic content to other threads, such as talk of real-world politics.(You) should indulge your own port-canon but don't try to force it on others.Casual surface level sexy connections are encouraged but for deeply personal revelations or discussions please take them to private messaging.Prev: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79865398/#q79865398
This new captcha is pure aids! But no worries, the cum extraction daily commission is complete! Kii is as reliable as ever...
>Semen Extraction III>This commission will take 2 hoursMore men, more exotic demands, but she get the job done...
>>79955570Are semen extraction missions new? They do sound... uhm... interesting. What's the reward like?
>>79955794It's part of the upcoming Taimanin collab. It gives a special boost to shipgirl affinity! You can also collect semen jars as a new resource to exchange in the event shop, Akashi already has buyers...
>>79955886I hadn't heard of that. Why do we need so much semen? And whose semen are we going to be extracting in the first place?
>>79955951New moo
>>79955951Apparently it's a more eco-friendly alternative to oil, as the shipgirls report being able to sortie on it for extended periods of time. As for who, anonymity is protected but it's implied that the sources are many and varied - HQ staff, dockworkers, stray dogs even and more exotic monsters - the premium stuff is labeled only as "SKK milk" and is the most rare and sought after.
>>79956114Oops, that (You) is on the house.
>>79956118That... that doesn't sound exactly convincing. I doubt semen makes a good fuel replacement. And while SKK stuff will surely be popular, I doubt many other shipgirls will be up to test out the alternatives.Especially stray dogs and random sea monsters. Yuck.
>>79956189Ha, you'd be surprised. There are ship girls like Fancy who will eat pretty much anything. Others like Kearsage like to expand their understanding and give practical appraisals of the reproductive sludge they consume regardless of its source. Some of the dog and cat ships even have a natural affinity for different cocks--- er, compatriots, than you might otherwise imagine. In any case I am sure once the event is over they'll return to normal... although with Taihou I think hoarding jars of SKK milk and fighting other ships over it might already be normal...(That's sadly about the extent of my creativity on this subject lol)
>>79955570>KiiWhere the fuck are the horse parts?The hair isn't even the correct color
>>79956251Oh, that's fine. I think I now know everything I should know neforehand if I ever get sent on a semen extraction commision and can prepare accordingly.
>>79956394Fox parts*Fucking uma musume fried my brain
>>79956394She's a fox, but she's hiding her magical girl power level to pose as a human and suck cocks!>>79956398I'm sure you'll manage to figure out the rest by instinct...
>>79956424She'd have easier time attracting men as exotic foxgirl than as a h*man female tho
>>79956419Lmao horse game strikes again
>>79956475AL needs more horse pussy
>>79956458Kitsunes are a strange breed, who can possibly understand their motives. In the end all that truly matters is that ships serve as public stress relief semen toilets. >>79956512I've never seen the appeal but daiwa or whoever is cute.
>>79956552Their cute looks + the smell of sweaty post race horse girl + their incredible stamina makes it appealing to breed with horse girls
>>79956639I just like cocks too much so that's the main appeal of horses to me. I can see the stamina point though!
>>79956823Don't know if you're the Kii cuck or someone else, but regardless, horses work if you are into that tooJust organize a fan meetup for your race horse in the morning and have her tell you how it went when she returns in the evening
>>79957567Now I kind of wish AL racing was a thing, like a minigame. I am not the Kii cuck, but I think he's cool!
>>79957899I've seen other gachas add pvp minigames before, racing with other players in particular, idk how it would work in AL
>>79957993Maybe like a cross country ski and shoot where botes have to rush across the sea and then destroy targets, so you optimize based off speed vs firepower, and there's some randomization involved. That's too much work though. AL should just go full r18+ and give us BD2 levels of fan service.
>>79958475I can save her.
I want to spend hours just kneading and sucking on this new mommy bote's massive milkers.
>>79958525Do I look like I need saving? Saving from what even?
>>79958793>Saving from what even?Lack of cock
>>79958912Ah, a lack of cock? Never had a problem with getting that~. Maybe you need some help getting pussy. Not much success with the other ships~?
>>79958733Who is that?
>>79959107Newly announced Eagle Union girl.
>>79959107Cowpens, the new Eagle Union carrier.
>>79959130>>79959229Oh, odd! Not sure how I feel about Kashino having the competition, but maybe they'll get along. Thought it was cowgirl outfit Kazan at first.
>>79959067I'm quite taken care of bu northern ships, under communism everyone gets their fair share of pussy More never hurts tho
Fuuuuck I love slutty laaaane
>>79959447>it's just S*ratoga
>>79959470Canon explicit references to breastfeeding are awesome, they need to up the porn levels to explicitly talking about sucking cock too
>>79959380Getting passed around quite a bit then. The Northern Fleets collective boytoy~.Ironblood isn't above sharing either, you know?
>>79959588>Ironblood isn't above sharing either, you know?I'm very interested
Belfast will spend the rest of her career cleaning Ironblood cocks.
>>79960452And that's a good thing
Mogged
Zucked
>>79961886Alsace overheating, Mogador smelling SKK getting sweaty under the sun. This is gonna be troublesome, in a good way
>>79962126Sisters deploying each other to satisfy erections is kino
>>79962666Fat turkey is best big sis
>>79962850Traditional jap underwear is so erotic on asian botes I'd def suck the sweat out of it straight out of her ass crack while she rode my dick just chewing her panties and blowing load after load into her womb
>>79963797Nice mix. She looks good giving in to lust and being his sex relief toy.
>>79959588Oh hell, there was an Ulrich boteanon here today? Slutanon will go wild.
>>79963797Holy fk the kissing, the ankle holding...hot
>>79966931The sheer amount of cuckquean in AL is crazy to think about
Sure is dead here. Bump because I'm a bote fucker.
>>79971022I was going to let it die if it wanted to and we could make another time, or go back to a set schedule. All of trash seems pretty dead lately though.
>>79971143it’s super dead, which is a shame! i’m really horny!!
>>79971282Same thing happened to me several days ago.>really horny>open up /trash/ for azur lane general>dick already hard in hand>azur lane thread nowhere to be foundVery sad.
>>79960454That's a really great pic for cuck fantasies.
>>79971644Clean it up janny
NAKAdashi in NAKA
>>79971793Mugbug my love
>>79971504>>79971282Probably doesn't help that this board is hidden from the rest of the website so new people might not even know about it...
>>79972105There is an /h/ thread for more run of the mill azur lane lewds
>>79972134I took a peek, seems people only post pics there pretty muchAlso /h/ is just more limited, since futa botes are supposed to go in /d/, and probably other stuff too, like botes with riggins/horses/tentacles etcHere you can have it all
>>79971782>ywn slurp the cum out of bremerton's slutty pussyBut I'm of the "loving cuck" kinda guy who's more into sharing instead of hardcore NTR, so after I'm done guzzling, Brem will still be my lovely wife and allow me to fuck her and creampie her in return.Her pussy might be sloppy seconds, but she's MY sloppy seconds.
>>79972283This is the way to go
