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need trans gfNOT SHITSOUP
>>79966937aqua is more finsub coded THOUGH
i could fix catsoup
nobody can fix her except a psychiatrist and lots of pills daily
I Would Have Mediocre Sex With Catsoup That Is Physically Underwhelming But Mentally And Emotionally Validating To Her Because Mediocre Sex With Men Is A Lived Female Experience
fuck you learn empathy
i'm an empath
>>79967182now this is the slop I need on my YouTube feed
Thank You For Your Response I Have Seen The Error Of My Ways And Now I Understand That Having Mediocre Sex With Catsoup Wouldnt Feel Emotionally Nor Mentally Validating To Her Because Most Cis Women Dont Have Anal Sex And The Inherent Dehumanization Of Having Her Ass Hole Gaped By A Mans Cock Outweighs The Lived Female Experience Of Mediocre Penetrative Sex With MenListening And Learning
>>79967091>her
this is why oral is preferred for many transgirls (like me)also frotting is nice but that's not a cis woman experience at ALL>>79967392sorry I meant xir
>>79967182>Her>>79967312>Her>>79967401thank you
derp
so anyway, give me money? thanks
sent goddess
no lmao
>>79967837tag?
>>79968077monkeymadnesstwo
bro said monkeymadnesstwo
im already bloonstowerdefensesix
>>79968077Cuddles the Cock Clown#8936
>>79968232yo i miss this nigga
bro posted a hashtag discord tag like it's 2023
take me back...
i miss them i think forcing unique usernames is so retarded
I think it's just fine that they made that change
>>79968317sybau
your so mad
im apeescape
a pee scape?? run escape??
icup
I Wish To Enter The Pee Scape
forgive me *beatboxes*FIVE-give me *beatboxes more*
first of all i'm vegeta
go go gadget every liquid you try to drink now turns into pee
why hasn't stocking posted
I.... killed.... nathan
more like gaythan lmaooo
well that solves the mystery of nathans murder, this calls for a drink
don't drink that it's pee!
mori calliope is my boyfriend also I'm straight now
is there a market for a stud vtuber
isnt corpse husband like top 10 english vtubers
I don't care because I love mori and gigi and ship them
is corpse husband a stud you fuck
i dont know i just know hes a guy with a deep voice
log off
(You) can't make me log off I love mori calliope too much
barbecue bacon burger
wonder what the findom scene on truth social is like
simple, rustic
ok but let's get back to talking about mori calliope
horsefucker woman
>>79969280you just said my killphrase
ummm no that's not true at all thanks
wtf is a killphrase
the face of a woman who loves bbc in her cunt
have you heard the way she raps? theres no way shes even seen a black person in real life before
nothing like a good poop desu
>>79969384like every so-not-racist limousine liberal on redditt b h i wish i would have never seen black people in real life too
she lived in texas she's definitely seen black people and probably listens to a lot of rap in her free time or at least used toshe's just terminally white and that's what makes her rap like thatbut I like it a lot
I don't want an assholeI wanna shit out my vaginaI wanna be like a birdieone hole for everythingI got a cloacashittin out where I pee
bars desu
it's okay to be white
it's not okay to be white
this is hot
>>79969716racist
i really sympathized with that little white girl in legally blonde. i didnt know white women had it so hard :\
>>79969733me ignoring my emails from onemain financial
That comment before about me potentially being like Sabrina carpenter was so rudeYeah potentially like with hours of fucking pop star makeup I might look like a pop star but I can also look hot as a greasy gooner girlSuck it m8
nigga been stewin on that for like 6 hours
Stewbrina
lmao imagine thinking people are into greasy losers people like losers but not when they're greasy and gross like scatsoupmilly probably takes 10x more showers than scatsoup and she's still a pathetic loser gooner freak
>>79969897do you think shed get mad if we called her stewbrina from now on
>>79969916I like greasy loser girls especially if they're stinky :3
>she
>>79969983why did someone redraw this with shitty cursive handwritingI want to kill them, just use the original text if you're going to redraw it
>>79970037take it up with Jore Throwawayou
>>79970057whomst is that and why do I care
Need a piglet
piglet was made to be my fujoshi cuckquean wife
oh d d d dear
oh bother...
>>79966937kazuma already tried to smell aqua and peek at her while she slept and he just wasnt attracted to her. the other hero guy is her simp not kazuma. dumb image
ironically piglet would actually be roomilly would be piglet
>>79970175loser lmao
we're all gonna lose our jobs if you don't tamald right now!! tamald!
nah i respect that niggas autism. gooners need to be more lore accurate
>>79969196lol, link?
retard
china is extremely basedthe uyghurs stuff is pretty cringe but I'd rather have chinese government style public works projects here over our garbage ass trash dogshit government run by drumpf
>government>run by drumpfthats not how you spell netanyahu
freaking out about wiggers
>>79970399I mean yeah
awwwwwpooped em
yiiking out about yikkers
>>79970840red flag but id go and drink his piss anyway
>>79970904good puppy
Stupid dog! I'm fucking balling!
red flags are your green flags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9t097tbeT0i gotta hand it to you jun there were some funny mfers in your generation
that ralph was one funny motherfucker
>>79971024sigh... yeah...
>>79969916I'm into greasy losers who don't shower Long greasy tangled hair is cute
>>79969983Her hair isnt unkempt really though is it
*raises hoof*What exactly is this thread about?
what rhe hell does raising your hoof mean
>>79972037Basically i made a hangout thread where everyone ignores me even though im the best
>>79967053how so
>>79972037losing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSJo36KYZkOh no no no wallybros? Our response?
don't walk by here, this is the griffin house
nobody better come in here. i'm in the griffin's house. bring me a tool shed, for i am hungry!
i shouldn't have tried to do it from memory
I am unable to conform to my environment, so therefore I live in a bizarre simulacrum of a maximum security prison.
>>79972847I'd just hug you instead to troll you!1 haha.
>>79972068i did that too, would recommend
>>79972877they would just ick if you did this
my favorite poster on 4chan rn is that guy from /b/ who keeps making threads about all women secretly being amy rose in disguise, then his threads get redirected to /trash/. i just think its sweet and cute and he doesnt care if anybody else likes it but in an endearing way where hes just doing his own thing. an inspiration.
if you like forced bits like that youre a soulless newfag
oh god not you of all people lecturing me about forced bits
agp, it's easy as hrt
what would i get from trooning out that i wouldnt get from a really good agp sesh on /trash/
should i send to gabby
Good morning everyone how are wu today?
>>79973561how did your dick react to typing out that message
gm jaimie did you sexually harass your caretaker yet
if youre gonna be a hater then at least spell his name right
im making a conscious decision to type jaimie like that whenever i type it
BEYTUHHHHHHHH
>>79973666>>79973684>>79973709It’s ok I undersand it was me, and no she came round yesterday but I stayed in my room
>>79973765you should grab her arm or something to get her attention so you can tell her how pretty she is jaimie
stop grooming jamie
>>79973782She has a bf that she talks two on phone when at home>>79973800What does that mean?
>>79973820it means theyre trying to use their words and actions to transform you from a sweet boy to an evil creep
>>79973835Ohh I not a creep I’m a good listener
we dont give a fuck about no kid killin themself to my sendies if ur that stupid to kill urself over some sendies then thats ur fault
how do i die in my sleep
drug overdose
does that work
ya
i dont like how you cant just tab type enter anymore. this is really unenjoyable.
cry about it troon you can still tab space right right left shifttab space tab tab space just get gud
I usually put my hand on my penis after im done writing so that really doesn't bother me.
bro writes
what the fuck do you do faggot? do you ask siri to write it for you?
i type
yeah you type one finger at a time like a loser
>>79975707this looks like something a sewerslvt fan would like
>>79975924i dont like sewerslvt
If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now just remember nobody cares and it does get worse
>>79975707tfw no bf or gf to beat me up when they're feeling upset fuck my stupid tranny life
>>79976149its your fault for being ugly and unlovable
need stinky sweaty gf that doesn't ever shower to park her asshole on my nose for hours at a time
>>79976362I'm not ugly and I am loveable tho as evidenced by my long history of dating
>>79976369You don't actually want this. This is a classic case of hyperbolic while anonymous.
>>79976377nuh uh yes I do I really want it
>>79976374i dont care about your opinions
>>79976400and I don't care about yours
>>79972847uhhh me
its baffling how trannies act when they all claim to be masochistic losers with no self-esteem
no I believe in the big bang, it makes all the plants and shit, and the planet is in a certain state or shape, then meteor happens (METEOR HAPPENS)
I am a masochistic loser tho but I do have some self esteem I just love being hit more than anything in the world
nghhh call me more names plssss
>>79976374replace your love life with porn
>>79977140I kinda already am tbdesu
i believe in the big bang every night i visit yo mama
>>79977283this is me except i have a fat tummy and gynecomastia
stfu fag
>>79977391kinda cute honestly
no its not
>>79977283I always dislike when people put self-harm scars in unrealistic places, people almost never cut themselves on the upper arms or topside of the arms because they're way more sensitive than the wrists, it's a lot harder to go through with it
https://x.com/i/status/2001004148217798818 where do I find a gf like this
>>79977495i have definitely seen people with scars there on the upper arm like that before
i have definitely asked before
>>79977584that's why I said almost never
>>79977495i have never seen someone have scars on their wrist
>>79977652then you either don't pay attention or don't talk to any people who self-harmthighs are more common but wrist is extremely common as well
ughh i just want a cute trans girlfriend who i can cuddle all day in bed and kiss everywhere and tell her how much i love her
>her
>>79977733same desu
i want a tradwife but instead of a tradwife it's a lazy trans girl that just lets me lick her butthole after i come home from work
>>79977860based as fuck
>>79977860you could easily get an entitled wife like thisimagine her pestering you about getting a promotion while you lick her hole after an exhausting day of work
>>79969578>bro pls stick it in my colaqual sigmoid columndinosaurs lost.why is the captcha a logic puzzle now>>79978036I could sex "her"
>>79978112it was a dumb game grumps reference honestly but "dinosaurs lost." is a really funny reply thank you
>>79978211when i search for your "reference" the first result is this thread
>>79978462fine I'll spoon feed you my shitty referencehttps://youtu.be/QLmcZ4V189Q?si=zeqy77qSV61jIOY3&t=291 timestampedalso I seriously doubt this current thread has been indexed by google
https://youtube.com/shorts/Gb4hubLgYCk?si=NLJv_r8IwQFQ-IQO this clip makes me laugh
>>79978837I can hear this image
>>79978837>>79978869you are old and should end yourself lol
>>79978884im 25
>>79978891ok unc easy now
>>79978884this is true but yet I persist
>>79978914kill yourself
>>79979016>>79977283>>79975707>>79974876>>79972847desperately need dom like this
nonny will say need a dom like this and it's the most submissive failure of a person you've ever seen
>>79979277yesthey make the only good doms
>>79979016>>79977283>>79975707>>79974876>>79972847desperately need sub like this
true submissive failures dont have the confidence to dom anyone
i don't have the confidence to be a submissive
im a submissive failure of a person but im ugly so i dont fit into any of those images
i am a submissive failure and i am a finsub and proud and i love life
every dom here is a submissive failure though
not me
>>79979486what makes you say this
Every evening i just sit in front of my computer doing nothing because i can't bring myself to play anything or watch anything.
>>79979507same but i scroll
I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face and it never feels out of place
>>79979523i don't have anything to scroll
wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
