Suprised spood EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79961727OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 >Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Should i upgrade to windows 11?
Pet your angel boys.
If all the hazbin characters were thrown into the Eva universe, would Abel be Shinji?
i love lute!
>>79968599Adam already acts like Shinji does in that "Eva if directed by Michael Bay" cartoon.
>>79968601Lute should be getting Alastor ready to be an exorcist!
>>79968599Abel is Shinji and Adam is Gendo
>>79968601Abel...
Lute a cute.
>>79968675
What if Alastor was a shark instead of a deer?
>>79968566if you have a shitty computer no, it will take even more resources than 10.
Eye for an eye says you owe me a debt.....
what if valentino was a caterpillar instead of a moth?
>>79968693<3
What if Alastor was a nigger instead of a White man?
>>79968789Anon...i...
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
What if Adam was muscular instead of fat?
>>79968891>Abel gags then vomits in your facewut do meat?
>>79968891You must save him from Lute.
>>79968901Maybe i would find him at least a bit more appealing.
>>79968901I'll sneak fatty and sugar ingredients into his food.
Adam weighing in after the permabulkhttps://youtu.be/lxjmVHGSbsQ
>>79969062Wtf kino
>>79969037>bloatlord Adam
>>79968891Meat, would you fuck Abel?
>>79969073
>>79969062I lobe amongus
What if Alastor was GAY instead of asexual?
>>79968732Blood demands blood, gonna get my hands wet
what if meat was straight instead of gay?
>>79969145Viv would get her own head on a pike if that ever happened
>>79969164
>>79969192This meat looks gayer than the regular meat
>>79969168But what if it was that way from the start
Abel Abel Abel Abel Abel Ab-What our feelings about Cain?
Muscular Latina GF.
>>79969278pretty sure that's death
>>79969310
every time someone draws val with a pierced cock, an angel cums
We do a little bit of vent doodling to get practice in
>>79969278I find it hilarious Csin is mating with a Latina Seraphim of all things.
>>79969424Why she sad :(
>>79969413Angel is so lucky...
>>79969023My wife!
What if Alastor had the dominant appliance genes and recessive animal genes and Vox had the dominant animal genes and recessive appliance genes instead?
>>79969566anon what the fuck did you mean by this
>>79968956What if it turns out he was
>>79969566>Vox is BBAa for high appliance traits and low animal traits>Alastor is BbAA for low appliance traits and high animal traits>Junior is BBAA for high appliance and animal traits
>>79968693>>79968732
>>79969629What about Allie?
>have sex with Alastor>his head does the 180 turn mid sex How would you respond?
imagine the conversation between him and charlie
>>79969475I just feel very not good about a lot of things but I should be okay once my period starts
>>79969653I would cum so hard
>>79969424fondle her hooves
>>79969625Right now it's pretty much confirmed in the show that he is indeed fat. Both from Lucifer's comments and his fat shape (although inconsistent and jarring as hell sometimes)But i admit it would be kinda funny actually.
>>79968932>>79968952>>79969077
Leg locking meat!
>>79969822Femanon...
>>79969674Deer lord everyone really is syncing up now
>>79969822Alastor...
>>79969822Charlie...
>>79969566Fankid lore
*whacks ur peepee*
>>79969927That deer is gettin' pregnant.
>>79969822Impossible
>>79970046Pendleton after he is filled with cum!
>>79970103Jack...
>>79969927>not a sharkI don’t like it or want it
Are Appliance genes dominant to Animal genes or are both dominant?
I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life.
>>79970377I can't believe Vox just admitted this to Alastor, he's so embarrassing
>>79970253Vox and Alastor have weak sperm
>>79969667I don't know if he would find her adorably naïve or just want her dead from the second me met her and realized who she is.I think the latter, Joshua is barely even a person anymore, he's more a manifestation of fundamental Christian doctrine given sentience.
>>79970046The small amount of pudge makes me feral idk what it is
>>79970415As a deerfag, I do feel quite bad for the TV.
>>79969667He’d get along with Lute quite well I think
Mi Querida CARMILLA
I wanna fuck this.
>>79970757me...
>>79969648My headcanon was that Allie has gills and a second set of teeth like Vox but that and her antenna are her only inhuman traits.
>>79970777This is so much better of a demon form than what we got.
Behold! The sex machine that God himself created.
>>79970973y'know what? good for junior. i hope he tops the deer
>>79971020
what could've been
Tops?
>>79965489That wasn't me. Believe it or not, other people share my beliefs. I'm also a tradlib and a fag lmao, I just don't care about black people
>>79971098Now, that's a cool design. I wish they would've used tech horror or something shark themed for his demon form.
Need a real answer here based on his personality, is Vox a top or bottom?
>>79971231He tops because he's insecure and needs to feel in control and like a real man, but deep down he's a switch.
Vox is mecha-hitler
I love this CRT like you wouldn't believe.
>>79971231Viv and Smiles confirmed he tops majority of the time. You can tell he would never be comfortable bottoming.
>>79971295Fhaag TV
>>79971301Viv's opinions are shit a vast majority of the time, so I kinda take her and the writers words with a heavy grain of salt.
>>79971340Would flip his skirt
>>79971295>literally only have this cute CRT because of deer
>>79971375What the fuck no why would you do that
>>79971371Smiles is highly responsible for how Vox and the Vees are written so I don't know why you're coping with this response. If you think isn't so clearly insecure that he wouldn't feel comfortable bottoming then you fundamentally do not understand his character
>>79970973>pc ningenKek
>>79971340slut needs his skirt flipped
I say I hate fankids but I am actually fond of both Peryton and Junior. Don’t care about the others though
>Alastor x Voxxy fankid has dominant TV traits>Vox x Alastasia fankid has dominant deer traitsI think it’s just that the mother’s genes are stronger.
>>79971231CRT Vox would be a service or submissive top to Alastor but LCD Vox would try an be a dom top to Al but turn into a bottom halfway through, but he'd be a bratty one at that though. He'd be a switch to Val, depending on Val's mood and dom top everyone else. If he ever fucked Velvette, Vox would be pegged but then he'd fuck her back.
>>79971425I liked Allie because she was easily the most fuckable
>>79971453CRT would be a creepy nice guy rapist if he ever fucked Alastor.
I miss my thread wife
>>79971453>He'd be a switch to Val, depending on Val's moodViv confirmed majority of the time he tops ValSmiles confirmed he tops AlastorBottom Vox niggers need to face facts, he's a top
>>79971453>Vox would try an be a dom top to Al but turn into a bottom halfway through, but he'd be a bratty one at that thoughI have to disagree, he'd devolve into a submissive top to counter Alastor's bratty bottom imo. He would cry even harder than he ever would have as CRT Vox if he finally got to fuck Alastor.
>>79971490>majority of the time he tops ValMeaning he bottoms for Val from time to time
>>79971526Once in a blue moon most likely
Brown women find me irresistible.
>>79971537Is that what we are calling Vox's ass now?
I do not care what Viv or the writers fucking say, especially after they turned "strong pimp hand Valentino" into a soft, tumblr friendly neighborhood pimp. This ain't about canon, especially after the lore and characterization got absolutely fucked this season by shit writing.
>>79971498Am I wrong by thinking she is objectively the best looking fankid?
>>79971542>Vox sings Blue Moon when it's Val's turn to fuck him
>>79971556>especially after the lore and characterization got absolutely fucked this season by shit writingThe characterization of Vox was great this season. Stop being a braindead gooner.
>>79971556>this ain't about canon!!>the characterization is bad!!holy fuck, are all bottom voxfags this insufferable?
>>79971542Yes
>>79971556I wished I can be as delusional as you
Vox's ass is mine.
If anything, I think Val letting Vox top just speaks to how much Val loves Vox. He's happy to let Vox have what he wants and he knows it boosts his ego. It's probably why Val finds Vox so appealing, he's attracted to the latter's masculinity. It's cute
>>79971572Vox was the only real bright spot and highlight this season, he absolutely carried S2. He wasn't the problem.>>79971594Honestly, this isn't even about top or bottom Vox, I'm just tired of "Word of God" being used to end all discussion. Especially when Viv is shit at writing.
>>79971670It also speaks to Vox's brat taming preference. Kind of hard to determine how Vox would want to have Alastor, I think he'd cum and pass out if he so much as kissed him desu.
What else has the staff confirmed about Vox?
>>79971688>Honestly, this isn't even about top or bottom Vox, I'm just tired of "Word of God" being used to end all discussionfair enough, I get that since viv is so wishy washy on everything. I do think you can infer that vox is a top just based on his characterization in the show without having to rely on word of god tho
>>79971766He's a genius, shredded, and has a massive cock
alastor spent the whole season power bottoming
>>79971788And he served cunt the entire time like a champ!
>>79971832poor Vox...
>arguing about bottom or top VoxBut with the yuri version does that mean Voxxy only eats carpet?
>>79971780He's definitely got a huge cock for Val to be so smitten. This is canon to me, I don't care if it's somehow disproven by the fat bitch.
>>79971775Not that anon but personally I don’t really do strict top or bottom in any ships even outside of Hazbin. For me everyone switches.
>>79971766Viv said Vox struggled with internalized homophobia and Smiles implied the same thing.
>>79971868Voxxy is for servicing Alastasia sexually
>>79969717Didn't a storyboard artist say that its so wonk because they didn't have any reference or direction on what his body looks under the robe so they did whatever they wanted? (that and the point of his design is that he's monster rather than man methinks
I think the speaker of god is hot
>>79971901Imagine I posted that art of deer sitting on her CRT screen because I don’t have it saved rn
Voxxy is for being kept barefoot and pregnant
>>79971897Pretty obvious in the pride merch since he always looks like he's cringing inside just being there
She designed the eat_shit_alastor blue screen lol
>>79971897>Vox is a homosexual leaning bisexual that hates pride flagsHe might be the most literally me character I’ve seen.
>>79971938Still can't believe the "his screen showing the bi flag with majority male attraction is a hint towards his crush on Alastor" schizo theorizing ended up being true.
Vox should have won in season 2.
>>79971985season 2 should have ended with pentious acidentally getting into another orgy
>>79971968>every deer lewd is a commission paid for by vox
>>79971985Vox...
>>79971996I'm honestly surprised we didn't see more deer like sinners under Vox's payroll.
>>79971946I don't like that Alastasia
>>79972006He made Velvette dress up like a deer for him.
>>79972008Vincent that doe is bad news. Get away.
>>79972008>Male Vincent and female Alastor That's activating some neurons I wasn't expecting.
Smiles teased Ethan's (vox's assistant) name like this before season 2 came out, so mayyyybe we'll get an explanation for picrel in season 3...
>>79972006You think Vox could get any work done when deer are present?
>>79972047Oh, there's lots of it out there.
>>79972087>I can make breakfast for youLies. Vox can’t fucking cook.
>>79972112He can order some killer breakfast though.
>>79972087Please give me what you have.
That stupid doe should be making me jambalaya
Wait, interrupting the femlastor/male Vox with fresh radiostatic yuri.
Threadly reminder that wearing Sallie May merch is expicit irrevocalble consent to having your body used by any transwomen in any way they wish.
>>79972058What are your bets?1. Alastor taught Vox how to play the piano / they played together (more flashbacks of their backstory)2. Vox learned to play the piano when he was alive (flashbacks of his human life)3. Vox doesn't know how to play piano and was faking it4. 70s/80s voxval played piano together (flashbacks of their backstory)
>>79972112He took over that one cooking show, didn't he? He should be a decent cook.
>>79972219>served a plate of rotting venisonIt's cute how he remembers one of Alastor's favorite meals.
>>79972141Will do.>>79972152Vox...
>>79972152Rosie...
>Vox would probably be a misogynist incapable of admiring a woman Wonder if he'd fall for Femlastor then
>all this fem Al and Vox artThank you anon, how did i miss all this?
>>79972559I don't know, but I'm happy to help.
And think I'm gonna call it here since I need sleep. Also holy shit, I was starting to like the new captcha on mobile but it really is complete balls on desktop.
>>79972638Wait, found a couple more.
Kay, bedtime for real. Night all.
Allie and Junior fankids.
I prefer Vox topping deer and bottoming to moth desu
>>79972165>>79972176Bullying Voxxy should be illegal.
>>79972912>recessive genes made a normal sharkKek
>>79972749Dubs decides their names I guess.
>>79972992Toaster and fish.
>>79972992Jaylee and Baby Shark (Allie Jr.)
>>79972992Olivia & Jenny
>>79972992AM/FM and Sharknigger
>>79972992Valerie & Janet
>>79972992Abortion and Sushi.
>>79973053roll
>>79972992Cock and Tease.
>>79973146You’re going in the woodchipper.
>>79972992Margaret and Dorothy.
>>79973036Is Peryton technically their second uncle?
I don't want to wait 5 more years to see Charlie again...
>>79972992Rerolling for Dorothy for the baby shark.
>Alastor likes the grandkids since they’re both girls and not tvs even though he hates Junior’s ass
>>79972992Alastor Jr the 2nd and Doro(thy)
We are never getting dubs.
>>79972992Aimee and Magnet.
>>79972992Kill yourself, tranny
>>79973206roll
>>79973388"Kill Yourself" and "Tranny" it is.
>>79973213Maybe?
>>79973388Welp
>>79973388Anon what have you done kek
Junior would name them that.
Can I call them Kys and Transformer instead with tranny being the nickname Junior gave her
>>79972749>>79972992>>79973388I love /hhg/.
>>79973430No
>>79973388The dubs have spoken.
RAnigger you are forbidden from drawing them
>>79972992Is Kill-Yourself 100% appliance?
