/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadCow in the Name EditionPrevious: >>79964167
I want a blowjob right now.
I bought the canned fish because I was craving it even though I've never had canned fish.I got two tins of mackerel and once each of sardines and anchovies. Ritz crackers, Tobasco and a nice mustard. Do I just go for it? Which fish first? The brand is king Oscar.
>>79972335Try the mackerel or sardines first. One tin plus crackers and extras is probably enough for a meal, if you add one other item like a vegetable side or calorie-containing drink. I'd advise mixing up the fish and extras in a bowl first, add salt as necessary, then either spoon it on or use it as dip for crackers.Unsure about anchovies. I believe they're used more as a salty garnish or condiment in savory dishes like sauces.
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>>79972250Up for a quickie?>>79972335You've chosen right for fish and cracker brands. Go for the sardines and crackers first, then chase it with mackerel and tabasco. I recommend this as sardines are salty and mackerel is a little sweet if you're not a fan of the oiliness that comes with sardines. There's also a nice tangy kick that pairs well with the Tabasco that can be swapped for mustard if you're feeling fancy.
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>>79972413You're damn right I am.>He pulls down his pants, and lets a way too pent up cock spring to life right before her eyes, twitching hungrily for attention.
>>79972380>>79972413Oh man I'm excited. Thanks for all the tips. I'll let you two know how it went.
>>79972469Wow! You weren't kidding by how much you wanted one.>The epic gamer girl squats down to her knees. Eyeing the erect and twitching cock right in front of her before gobbling it into her tiny mouth.>>79972502Cool!
>>79972612I never mess around, especially when it comes to getting a hot blowie from cute nerds... There's no way it wouldn't be rock hard.>He remarks proudly as she draws near, allowing her to take in it's rigid shape, and thick root that reacted to her presence by twitching. He presses his hips forward, allowing the slab of cock to drift towards her face, only for her to snatch it between her lips. The fat tip was tough to fit into her tiny maw, but once it did, it filled her mouth with that thick musky taste, instantly spreading across her tongue, as he pushes his hips in, sliding more of that thick cock down her tiny throat, scraping against her tongue with the thick shape.
>>79972683>She bobs back and lets his dick wobble like a doorstop. Her face blushed with embarrassment.Hey! I'm not a nerd! I just play videogames. A lot... Well, I'll get back to it...>She resumes devouring his dick in her mouth. Feeling his pumped grooves along her tongue as she rocked her head to and fro. Softly exhaling as she gags on it. It tickles the back of her throat as she was being treated roughly as an onahole.
>>79972822Sure, sure, whatever you wanna be... I don't judge.>The man snickers a little at the outburst, but quickly leans back, allowing her to return to her new duty, his hand pushing into her hair, as her steady motion works the thickest part of his cock across her tongue. He drags her forward a touch, allowing his thick cock to sink int othe warm fuckhole that her throat was making. Over time, he gets closer and closer to burying himself more fully into the warmth of her throat pussy, and by then he was starting to groan out loud, plugging up the back of her throat with that swollen cocktip, while the slick belly of his swollen cock slid along her tongue, carving a path for itself deeper into her thrroat, until he bulged out the walls of her throat with his sheer size just for a moment.Nh. Don't be shy, now. That feels really nice... you're a natural cocksucker after all.
noticing some things last thread
>>79972988Do you mean besides the inability of Nurse to get a room?
>>79973040That and a couple of others yes
>>79973066It happens when this place is less about ERPing and more about stroking your favorite dildo repeatedly to polish it.
>>79972921>Her cheeks puff out in response to his snide remark. She didn't feel like taking it again as this was supposed to be a quickie. He continued to thrust into her mouth as the piston worked its way into the hole that it pounded. Her lips were stretched out as he pushed deeper past her lips. Doing his very best to breach her throat. Eventually he does so, making her gasp for air. Making her retches, moans, and gags more apparent and frequent. Her tongue slobbered the underside of his cock. The slobber coated everywhere with nowhere left to be dry. Her throat bulged out as it slinks back and forth. She felt like a toy to be played with or rather a game as she was grabbed and silenced. It was hard to think as she was losing oxygen as he got deeper.Grlk! Urk! Ack! Hhn! Mnff~!
Good morning!
>>79973163Good meowning!
>>79973163Hey hey!
>>79973133>A sharp gasp rises out of his throat as he feels her struggle, and groan around the thick root of his cock. It didn't take long once he buried himself into this new fucksleeve she had provided, bucking his hips forward and grinding against the back of her tongue again and again with that burly cock. Then, just as he had begun to pick up speed, and strength, gripping the top of her hair to keep her in place to fuck her, he suddenly jerked his hips, and a hot torrent of fresh spooge spurt across her waiting tongue, clogging up her throat with a thick white sludge as he emptied his load into her. He dragged her close, so her nose was drawn in, drowning in his strong scent, while she felt his fat balls tighten up, and spurt another few jets of thick seed into her waiting maw. Only once the last of him was spent, though, did his grip on her loosen up, pushing his hand into her hair to stroke her head while he savored the last few moments.Hooh... mgh. t-thanks... that's already feelin' a lot better...
>>79973066Show me what you noticed nonny
>>79973197Nya!>>79973204Good job sucking off that nonny~
>>79972394>Her nose bumped into the base of his cock thrice a second. He was relentless in his quest for controlled moist relief that was unique enough for a mouth to give. His grip was strong and unyielding as he propelled forward for the competitive gamer's casual fellatio. A salty drop could be tasted as his grunts picked up. He was cumming soon. She looks up at him with glazed eyes. Signaling for him to give her his all. No holding back. Immediately after she winks, a hot wave of sticky, white, hot cum shot down her throat. It was a huge blow that floods her mouth. Forcing her to swallow as much as she could. Her eyes widen as her belly fills with his thick seed. Her knees buckling as the added fluids begin to throw off her balance before she's supported by Anon's grip. Keeping her there as she inhales his scent along with tasting his cum. Taking him in more ways than one. Chiaki shivers as she gulps his milk down whilst being pet like a bunny.Mmmmmmmmmmmm~
>>79973309Thanks! Wish I was faster at it...
>>79973217>>79973399(For you. Mislinked...)
>>79973412Aww I think it's okay, you can give them some time to... You know~
>>79973093Being someone's favorite dildo is pretty hot though...
>>79973399Ahhhh, the ping woke me up a little. Definitely did not pass out! Not sure if you still wanna continue with the sesh, though, considering it's eeeextra late now.>>79973437Also this meido's too horny...
>>79973510Ehhh why?~ I just said she was doing a good job <3
