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Cow in the Name Edition

Previous: >>79964167
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I want a blowjob right now.
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I bought the canned fish because I was craving it even though I've never had canned fish.
I got two tins of mackerel and once each of sardines and anchovies. Ritz crackers, Tobasco and a nice mustard. Do I just go for it? Which fish first? The brand is king Oscar.
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>>79972335
Try the mackerel or sardines first. One tin plus crackers and extras is probably enough for a meal, if you add one other item like a vegetable side or calorie-containing drink. I'd advise mixing up the fish and extras in a bowl first, add salt as necessary, then either spoon it on or use it as dip for crackers.
Unsure about anchovies. I believe they're used more as a salty garnish or condiment in savory dishes like sauces.
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xth for ___!
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>>79972250
Up for a quickie?
>>79972335
You've chosen right for fish and cracker brands. Go for the sardines and crackers first, then chase it with mackerel and tabasco. I recommend this as sardines are salty and mackerel is a little sweet if you're not a fan of the oiliness that comes with sardines. There's also a nice tangy kick that pairs well with the Tabasco that can be swapped for mustard if you're feeling fancy.
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>>79972397
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>>79972448
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>>79972413
You're damn right I am.
>He pulls down his pants, and lets a way too pent up cock spring to life right before her eyes, twitching hungrily for attention.
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>>79972380
>>79972413
Oh man I'm excited. Thanks for all the tips. I'll let you two know how it went.
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>>79972469
Wow! You weren't kidding by how much you wanted one.
>The epic gamer girl squats down to her knees. Eyeing the erect and twitching cock right in front of her before gobbling it into her tiny mouth.
>>79972502
Cool!
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>>79972612
I never mess around, especially when it comes to getting a hot blowie from cute nerds... There's no way it wouldn't be rock hard.
>He remarks proudly as she draws near, allowing her to take in it's rigid shape, and thick root that reacted to her presence by twitching. He presses his hips forward, allowing the slab of cock to drift towards her face, only for her to snatch it between her lips. The fat tip was tough to fit into her tiny maw, but once it did, it filled her mouth with that thick musky taste, instantly spreading across her tongue, as he pushes his hips in, sliding more of that thick cock down her tiny throat, scraping against her tongue with the thick shape.
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>>79972683
>She bobs back and lets his dick wobble like a doorstop. Her face blushed with embarrassment.
Hey! I'm not a nerd! I just play videogames. A lot... Well, I'll get back to it...
>She resumes devouring his dick in her mouth. Feeling his pumped grooves along her tongue as she rocked her head to and fro. Softly exhaling as she gags on it. It tickles the back of her throat as she was being treated roughly as an onahole.
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>>79972822
Sure, sure, whatever you wanna be... I don't judge.
>The man snickers a little at the outburst, but quickly leans back, allowing her to return to her new duty, his hand pushing into her hair, as her steady motion works the thickest part of his cock across her tongue. He drags her forward a touch, allowing his thick cock to sink int othe warm fuckhole that her throat was making. Over time, he gets closer and closer to burying himself more fully into the warmth of her throat pussy, and by then he was starting to groan out loud, plugging up the back of her throat with that swollen cocktip, while the slick belly of his swollen cock slid along her tongue, carving a path for itself deeper into her thrroat, until he bulged out the walls of her throat with his sheer size just for a moment.
Nh. Don't be shy, now. That feels really nice... you're a natural cocksucker after all.
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noticing some things last thread
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>>79972988
Do you mean besides the inability of Nurse to get a room?
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>>79973040
That and a couple of others yes
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>>79973066
It happens when this place is less about ERPing and more about stroking your favorite dildo repeatedly to polish it.
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>>79972921
>Her cheeks puff out in response to his snide remark. She didn't feel like taking it again as this was supposed to be a quickie. He continued to thrust into her mouth as the piston worked its way into the hole that it pounded. Her lips were stretched out as he pushed deeper past her lips. Doing his very best to breach her throat. Eventually he does so, making her gasp for air. Making her retches, moans, and gags more apparent and frequent. Her tongue slobbered the underside of his cock. The slobber coated everywhere with nowhere left to be dry. Her throat bulged out as it slinks back and forth. She felt like a toy to be played with or rather a game as she was grabbed and silenced. It was hard to think as she was losing oxygen as he got deeper.
Grlk! Urk! Ack! Hhn! Mnff~!
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Good morning!
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>>79973163
Good meowning!
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>>79973163
Hey hey!
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>>79973133
>A sharp gasp rises out of his throat as he feels her struggle, and groan around the thick root of his cock. It didn't take long once he buried himself into this new fucksleeve she had provided, bucking his hips forward and grinding against the back of her tongue again and again with that burly cock. Then, just as he had begun to pick up speed, and strength, gripping the top of her hair to keep her in place to fuck her, he suddenly jerked his hips, and a hot torrent of fresh spooge spurt across her waiting tongue, clogging up her throat with a thick white sludge as he emptied his load into her. He dragged her close, so her nose was drawn in, drowning in his strong scent, while she felt his fat balls tighten up, and spurt another few jets of thick seed into her waiting maw. Only once the last of him was spent, though, did his grip on her loosen up, pushing his hand into her hair to stroke her head while he savored the last few moments.
Hooh... mgh. t-thanks... that's already feelin' a lot better...
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>>79973066
Show me what you noticed nonny
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>>79973197
Nya!

>>79973204
Good job sucking off that nonny~
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>>79972394
>Her nose bumped into the base of his cock thrice a second. He was relentless in his quest for controlled moist relief that was unique enough for a mouth to give. His grip was strong and unyielding as he propelled forward for the competitive gamer's casual fellatio. A salty drop could be tasted as his grunts picked up. He was cumming soon. She looks up at him with glazed eyes. Signaling for him to give her his all. No holding back. Immediately after she winks, a hot wave of sticky, white, hot cum shot down her throat. It was a huge blow that floods her mouth. Forcing her to swallow as much as she could. Her eyes widen as her belly fills with his thick seed. Her knees buckling as the added fluids begin to throw off her balance before she's supported by Anon's grip. Keeping her there as she inhales his scent along with tasting his cum. Taking him in more ways than one. Chiaki shivers as she gulps his milk down whilst being pet like a bunny.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm~
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>>79973309
Thanks! Wish I was faster at it...
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>>79973217
>>79973399
(For you. Mislinked...)
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>>79973412
Aww I think it's okay, you can give them some time to... You know~
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>>79973093
Being someone's favorite dildo is pretty hot though...
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>>79973399
Ahhhh, the ping woke me up a little. Definitely did not pass out! Not sure if you still wanna continue with the sesh, though, considering it's eeeextra late now.

>>79973437
Also this meido's too horny...
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>>79973510
Ehhh why?~ I just said she was doing a good job <3
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Has Testament been around?
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>>79973510
Didn't mean to do that! I'm still typing up that response. A quickie turned into a one night stand. I do but if you must sleep then I understand.
>>79973437
Rest after a deep sucking. Yeah, that tends to happen.
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>>79973441
Until you figure out that you will never be one
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>>79973551
No I didn't mean that~ but I guess that also works.
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>>79973529
You just give off that vibe! Feels like you'd drag anyone into bed and ride em all night long...

>>79973551
Not sure if I'll get a second wind or not, but I'll seeee. Might be able to stick around to see the reply!
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>>79973567
I've been called it a few times! It's not impossible
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>>79973582
for you
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>>79973576
Alright. Shouldn't take more than five minutes to finish. I'll let you decide if you want to continue after or later.
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>>79973576
Oh dear if you only knew~ I'm not stopping until my next prey shoots blanks~ over and over and over again.
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>>79973567
Nozomi?
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>>79973601
Azula?
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>>79973594
Gotchaa! I'll be waiting!

>>79973600
D-Damn lustful maid! Even hornier than Koakuma! ...bet it must feel amazing, though...
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>>79973611
>milks your chest!
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>>79973635
Play a better character, troon
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>>79973649
Boring. You're not actually Nozomi.
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>>79973623
Oh it does feel amazing~ you will just have to relax and not think about anything else, I'll be one of the most intense things someone can experience~

Why? Are you interested?
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>>79973600
Such a lovely bra design, what is this girl's name?
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>>79973657
I-I see... maybe I'm a little interest, maybe. Just cause you keep showing off those provocative underwear... it's hard to think of anything else!
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>>79973543
Missing your husband, homo?
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>>79973656
Like you will never be a woman
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>>79973675
Sakuya! Izayoi Sakuya.

>>79973707
You don't need to think, though. You can just keep staring at it until your brain turns into mush... Then I can take care of you~ Reisen<3
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>>79973731
Suck me off for a quicky? Start in say 30 minutes?
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>>79973731
Fine! We'll, um, do this. C-Can I at least get a kiss before we start?
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>>79972394
> Chiaki grunts once Reisen's tongue slips past her lips. Having someone's tongue in your mouth was something she never experienced, not that she ever imagined it happening in her life anytime soon. The first thing that entered mind was how thick and strong it felt! Do tongues really feel this girthy and course? I mean... Its not soooo rough with her spit making it smoother to taste. Taste... She tastes like- Like cherries... Her own tongue was shy as Reisen's overcame Chiaki's as her mouth pushed into her with the mattress being her fallback. With the two of their mouths melding as the tongues battled, saliva overflew from her mouth as it dripped from the corner of her mouth. Chiaki pants with a sloppy mouth dripping with her and her lover's saliva still conjoined. Ironically, she felt like prey to the vigilant rabbit.
Haah... Haah... Prepared? Haah... Does kissing like that ensue tough stuff? Haah... I'm not sure if I'll be able to handle it Huff...
>She was out of breath after having a taste of French rabbit stew. Her hands lay open as she continue to lay defenseless with her blouse becoming loosened from the unhooked buttons. With her bra out to see, the heated bunny helped herself to a face full of fleshy pillows. The Ultimate gamer's blush reddens as she's raspberried by Reisen.
Ugh... You're really enjoying me, aren't you? Aaagh~
>She moans as the bunny's hair brushes against her buxom chest. Soon after, she reveals her breasts leaving her nipples bare to the elements.
No need to feel jealous. Yours are just as lovely.
>Chiaki moans out from the groping and squeezing of her ample breasts and rubbing against her soft thighs. It was sort of weird how it felt like it wasn't from Reisen's own thighs but it wasn't enough to deter from the guided experience. Leaving her moaning with a recoiled head.
(Should've said 15 or so minutes...)
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>79973721
>79973649
>79973611
>79973567
>79973093
Why don't you leave, retard?
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>>79973623
>pokes
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>>79973799
>is poked.
>is also typing!
Second wind did come along, so should be able to get a little more done! Not toooo sure how log it'll last, but I'll let you know if it peters down!
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I don't know what your problem is, Anon, but can you leave me out of it?
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>>79973828
Hey Tony. Can I eat out penny in the near future?
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>>79973813
Let's hope that wind carries you along for the rest of the session!
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>>79973841
Ann?
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>>79973746
Sorry nonny, I'll be gone by then~

>>79973755
Good girl~ and yes, you can have all the kisses you want, before, during and after we play~ I'll get you addicted to them so you can't think properly if we don't kiss <3
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>>79973839
I don't know any Tony. You called the wrong number.
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>>79973731
>Sakuya! Izayoi Sakuya.
Oh nice! A Touhou waifu! I haven't seen girls from that game in awhile! She is legit underrated
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>>79973843
Hmm? What is it, Anon?
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>>79973849
then can i at least see your tits before you go please please please ive wanted these for a loooooong time
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>>79973772
>Enjoying is a severe understatement! This moon bunny's practically infatuated with the gamer's body! It's so soft and warm in all the right places, almost addictive to touch and squeeze. A wide smile is brought to Reisen's face when she hears Chiaki groan and moan from her touch. If she pushes a little more, she'll be ready for all the rougher stuff she has planned in no time~
I'm suuure you'll be able to handle it! Your soft, lovely body looks like it can certainly take a pounding...~
>The moon bunny quietly says, leaving the gamer to wonder what exactly she meant by that! After giving her large rack another squeeze, Reisen's pulls a hand away and slides it down Chiaki's squishy belly, giving it a quick, gentle rub before sliding even further down! Under her skirt, then under whatever underwear she has on underneath. The moon bunny's slender digits creep lower and lower, the press against the gamer's puffy womanhood. Reisen's as gentle as she can be with it, rubbing and caressing it gently, trying her hardest to ease Chiaki into this new, foreign touch. It won't last for long, though. Not with how worked up this bunny is!
Hmmm... I wonder if Chiaki's a virgin... it might make things a little tougher if you are, but if you get wet enough, it'll be alright!
>With that said, Reisen brings her hands out from Chiaki's crotch, then gives her fingers a slow, long lick. The gamer's taste is faint on them, yet it's more than enough to make the moon bunny groan in delight. Now that her digits are covered in slobber, Reisen stuffs her hand back down Chiaki's skirt and gives her cunt a lots more rubs. Rougher, faster ones, with the middle digit occasionally trying to push into her tight entrance. Her red eyes stay glued to Chiaki's pink ones all the while, observing each and everyone of her reactions! She'll even bring her lips to one of her puffy nipples and clamp down on it, sucking on it and lashing her tongue against the little nub!
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>>79973849
Can I have one right now then?! I-I mean, since you're about to leave and all that, it'll be a shame if I have to wait a long while before I get to try one...
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>>79974003
fuck off you fucking faggot fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
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>>79973877
Yeah! She's one of the best!!

>>79973958
This should be enough right?~

>>79973969
Of course I can give you one~ you're so needy for it. So... Be a good girl and open your mouth and close your eyes.
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>>79974003
>>79974020
This exchange always makes me laugh when I see it lmao
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>>79974041
H-Haiii...!
>Doing as a good girl should, the moon bunny's eyes shut, and her lips part. She leans a little closer, hoping it'll help Sakuya!
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>>79974041
come on pleeeeeeease
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>>79974041
move those cloud guys over
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>>79974074
>>79974088
Shut the fuck up butters
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>>79974106
fuck you gay boy have you seen those tits why arent you begging for them
they are s c r um pti ou s
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>>79974063
>Sakuya grabs Reisen's wrists so she can't escape and after licking her own lips, getting close to the moon bunny, whispering in her ear.
You are so cute~
>After that small moment, the maid kisses her, making sure to bite and press her lips together, using her tongue to tease Reisen's lips and play with her tongue, all while sakuya presses her chest against the bunny, holding her wrists above her head.
Mwaaaaahhhh pwuaaaaahhhh mwaaah chuuu mwaaaaahhh
>The room fills with those sloppy sounds, as their brains get fuzzy, not able to think about anything else. The maid plays with Reisen's tongue over and over again, just like if she wanted to mark the bunny before leaving.
Pwuaaaaahhhh haaaah~

There you go. <3

>>79974074
This is all you get~

>>79974088
I just did~
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>PWEASE GIVE ME BOOB PICTURES NO I CAN'T USE GOOGLE TO FIND THEM MYSELF YOU MUST GIVE THEM TO ME PWEEEAAAAASE
Fuck Milky, Azula, Spoiled, Nozomi and Poverty Asuna, the worst shitter in the thread is this nigger.
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>>79974174
next time please and ill even slobber on them all you want
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>>79974176
Oi!
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>>79974174
>The moon bunny never wanted to escape! She needs this, oh so badly. While she wishes she could grab onto Sakuya while they kissed and made out, she'll just have to
>A shiver runs down Reisen's spine when Sakuya's words and breath tickles her floppy bunny ear. She doesn't have any time to respond before Sakuya closes the distance and locks their lips together! The moon bunny moans into Sakuya's mouth as their tongue twirl and wrap around together, Reisen trying her hardest to pin it down, but Sakuya's skill easily overwhelms her! Reisen can do nothing but stand there while Sakuya has her way with her mouth. Their mixed spit seems to spill down their chins and onto their squished chests, droplets disappearing into their cleavage. When it all finally ends, the moon bunny is left gasping, dazed, hardly able to tell right from left. She can still see Sakuya, though, staring down at her as she crumples down onto the floor.
That was... amazing... thank you...<3
>Reisen quietly says in between heavy pants.
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How do you find partners in this thread?
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>>79974302
You beg them for pictures of their tits.
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Cute, unconventional couples.
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>>79974352
He's a bottom, I can smell it.
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>>79974376
The nose knows. Trust your instincts... Maybe?
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>>79974352
So that's why Sensei's so popular...
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>>79973964
>It was hard to focus on her captor as she wouldn't give her a break as she's squeezed, groped, tugged, kissed, licked, pinched, and all of the above when it came to her breasts. Chiaki quivers and sighs as she's treated like dough by the excited baker. As if she wasn't turned on enough already. This only primed her for whatever was next. She couldn't lie that she wasn't as her nipples were rock hard Reisen molding her into her image of infatuation.
Huh? What did you say? I didn't hear you!
>She exclaimed. She barely made out what she said but from what she could tell, it sounded something like being pounded. Roughplay was something she was open to but the thought of being hit terrified her enough to squirm under the hare. Instead of receiving an answer, it came in the form of a firm squeeze to her chubby belly. A sharp and quiet 'meep' escaped her mouth when her muffintop is prodded. However, it didn't remain there as her hand traveled further down her skirt. It seemed obvious where this was going... With that said, she deeply inhaled for what was going to be a deeper insertion. She sensually moans as Reisen graces her thin fingers underneath her panties and onto her pussy. Already she was made wet from the kissing earlier. Soaking Reisen's fingers in her sticky sweet juices.
Huh? Why are you being so quiet now? You were very confident in your words and now everything you say is under your breath.
(1/2)
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>>79974396
No little girl, don't sleep there! You'll slip into the cleavage when it gets sweaty and get crushed by those gigantic boobs!
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>>79973964
>Chiaki was confused by the sudden hushedness from the bunny girl. Why the secrecy? Why the conspiracy? Is what she has planned cruel and indecent? Is it violent? Maybe her fears should've been listened to. Either way, she was getting rubbed again by her, this time, with more conviction than the tease from before. The bunny girl gave Chiaki enough rubs and fingering that was enough to convince her that she was a magic lamp. Was this the violence she was thinking of? She was certainly going at it. It felt like she was getting violeted but wouldn't object as it was of course, nice. Especially when she looks at her with those dangerous eyes staring back into her own twitchy ones. Glancing around the room as not to break from her assault. The nipple sucking only added insult to injury.
Mmmmnnnnnfff~! Fuuuuhhh..... Ugh...... Oooohhhhhhhh~ Reisen... Oh Reisen... You're making me weak~ You're making me break! Oh gah... Oh Gaaaaaawwwwwwwd~!
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>>79974396
It reminds me of that one doujin with the really big, feral-like substitute teacher that takes over a classroom and fucks all the female students. Pretty iconic, and really hot.

He gives some amazing throat-deep kisses too.
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>>79974302
Chat them up. Find out what they like/don't like. Stalk them.
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>>79974458
I was already going to sleep there you don't need to convince me.

>>79974501
Don't deep kiss little girls and swab their throats.
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>>79974558
Veto'd, you little dork.



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