/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>TagZZZzzz editionPrevious: >>>>79886799
wow incredibly cute thread.anway, avafags owe me oral sex.
Cute girls make my day better
>>79978409Looni
sillu made this op
>>79978410chocolate girls!
>>79979168>the chocolate in question
Got unlucky with my HSR pulls but got lucky in my other gacha…
I'm lonely
>>79980308My balls can keep your chin some company
>>79980440Weird post
>>79978908Why do you think he fell in love with Looni even though he used to hate her?
>>79980721i don't know man ask nophono he cares about this shit
>>79980783Who's that?
>>79980308Same
Time to waste money on Unity Asset sale and don't do anything with this shit for another few months.I plan to do shit, but I don't trust myself to be productive.
>>79980819nophono is someone who cares about the latest namefag drama.
>>79978409Hello anon~
>>79981065oh it's you again
>>79981075I mean I could be just a newcomer, posting images of the amazingly cute Teto-san!She IS very popular and trendy I'll let you know!
>>79980721because they actually spoke one on one and realized they like eachother, prior to that all the information they've had on one another was from random sources that stirred the drama between them
>>79981120no you're not
>>79980813Marriage
>>79980721Looni = incredibly entertaining if you can keep his attention, probably the nicest person here if you doSillu = likes to talk a lot, which keeps Loonis attention and is a loser, Looni likes talkative losers
>>79981232he ghosted me tho
>>79981265If you can't keep his attention he'll ghost you no matter what, from what I understand Sillu is the only person who successfully manages to because again, he's a terminally online talkative loser. Having Looni stick around for longer than a day hinges on you being able to carry the conversation as equally as he does, and Sillu can pull that off.
>>79981054Why?
Ughhhhh the thread is so boring when you guys obsess over these avafags
>>79981318Oh, so he's not a nice person to everyone except for one guy? does not sound like a nice person to me
Enough about avadorks and more about cute nonnies
>>79981347nophono cares about everything that nobody cares about
>>79981364I'm sure many people here manage to do the same, Sillu is just an avatarfag so he posts about it. From the little I've spoken to Looni, he is very nice, but you hang by a thread unless you have chemistry. Meanest thing he's ever done is ghost someone iirc.
>>79981368I concur
>>79981426he's nice to you until he's not. got it
>>79981368heylloo :3
>>79981318>>79981232So what you're saying is Looni is a gigastacy and sillu is a needy loser
>>79981411Ok? And?
>>79981465ask him about your retarded avatarfag shit, he cares
>>79981482Who???
>>79981490ugh how dense are you?
>>79981451Wanting to have chemistry with someone only to find out you don't and cutting it off seems pretty nice to me, better than pretending like you enjoy their company.>>79981456Looni in terms of popularity is pretty washed nowadays, he doesn't milk cocks unless he likes you, but he used to have /dft/ by the balls back when he did. As for Sillu, no idea. Never spoken to him.
>>79981534I really care about your no homo afgg friends anon
>>79981426He posted golus logs and made her cry
>>79981603Didn't he do that as a favor for Golu? Pretty sure they fabricated the messages together and Looni was willing to take the fall for him.
>>79981625I don't know. Sounds gay
What are your thoughts on the new captcha?
>>79982324No thoughts but I have thoughts of dressing like Noa and seducing my teacher
>>79981431you’re not cute, you beat off to niggers.
>>79982472Cute. Are you an agp nonny?
Does anyone want to play poe2 with me?
>>79982324I like it. It's going to filter a lot of mobile-posters.
>>79983221Literally doesn't.
>>79983163I would've if you posted a titcow instead of a trap.
>>79983236A captcha like this is usually bound to fuck up on mobile devices, and if it even renders, it'd be difficult to actually lock in your answer.
>>79983270it’s literally easier you troglodyte.
>>79983221It’s easier than the last one Yes I I posted this in mobile
Disgusting A Mobile-Cretin is replying to me right this instant!Well, I guess it is easier for them now, huh?! Damnit, GookMoot!
>>79983371kroni is posting at /dft/, go remind him about the Boston Creampie incident.
>>79983607Oh...My cute little Kwoni....I hate him so much. But he is a spectacle of a shitposter.
>>79983163If you look like this yes I will play poe2 with you golu cutie
>>79983643he’s mid, i’ve seen better.
>>79983163i never played it before, but i can buy it.
>>79983607Is he back because he wants to get blacked?
>>79983665>i’ve seen better.Of course you have. You bear witness to my performance every time I appear. I rebuke. I win. I stand firm and never lose any of my arguments that are always brought up to me. I even predict the future all the time. A Fun-Poster with actual Knowledge and Wisdom is a frightening sight~ Anyway. I will go see what he's up to now.
>>79983725Lain mindbroke you though.
>>79983764And you don't seem to understaaaaaaand
>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM DFT DFWB /VG/ AFGG??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING FURRY PORN BOARD PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? DESUUUUUUU WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA KILL HIMSELF IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL SCAT GORE SPAMMER BLACKED FNF PEDO SILLU GOLU SYLWARE ACAZ FL.MOGUMOGU KIKEY LOONI ALT MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM
>>79983607Lmfao he actually believed it what a braindead clown
>>79983764Lain abused my trust and innocence and LIED to me! THREE TIMES CRUCIALLY! Of course he broke me. But I'm a much stronger Man because of it. Albeit, Hollow.
>>79983836gyate gyate ohayou
Is there always this weird tension in the air here or is it the holiday mood?
people just shitpost to have fun.
>>79984045You can say it's always here as long as these threads are present. One poor, poor soul always tries to pitifully laugh at me when I state my past. Always ultimately backfires since I'm not that person anymore.
>>79984105You literally are.
>>79984136Only you think this.
>>79984105Did ZomB think so too when you cheated on him just like Lain wrecked you?
>>79984189So now I'm dating every former FGC player on my friendlist now? Wow. Might as well ask about my past with Woody and Baron since they had to be on my friends-list at points to play fightan.Retard.
>>79984242You don't play fighting games.
>>79984256I play them enough to be Respected.
>>79984275You didn't win shit.
>>79984105Maybe use different images so he stop targeting you
>>79984298And there's plenty of spam in the archives to prove you wrong.>>79983813That's not fair! I'm drunk! Of course I fell for it!
why do you post here if you don't want to add anyone?
>>79984045It's the calm before the storm..Soon, we'll ger our gifts from santa..
>>79984364I don't? You know? An Anon actually caught my eye last thread. Someone I can abuse, take control of and lewd, and then go back to casually talking about video games like nothing ever happens sounds exactly like a someone I'd happily take under my wing, protection, care and wealth. I post hereto have fun. But, every now and then, one post might catch even my eye.
>>79984618which one caught your eye?
>>79980986What are you getting, anon? I got a music pack for personal use a while back.>>79982324The first time I was blind and didn't notice the "next" button, but so far it's been quicker and easier. Cute Noa, I'll be yoinking that one, thanks
>>79984694Blue archive pedo spotted
>>79984814You need to go camping with friends.
>>79984618Are you a vampire or something?
Get home, tarkov time again.
>>79985192Vampires are gay! I'm a doggy! But, no. Though, I can be quite parasitic.
>>79983270even the chance dev updated the app few hours after the change, it's literally never been easier to shitpost on mobile>having 4shit on your pcdisgusting, never has there been a worse time sink than browsing 4shit on your pc with a 100 tabs openi'll NEVER do that again, ever!
>>79986148Deplorable sub-human.
>>79978154What’s the new discord?
>>79986213okay, fair enough. i could say the same about you but i have an abyss to escape from! bye!
Im scared to open discord now cause I will get rapes
What are you supposed to do if you've practiced something for hundreds of hours and your still shit at it? Like am I not supposed to be depressed and angry at myself?
>>79984364Fucking around here is funny
>>79987997fern sexo
>>79988071Yeah!
0-4 a5-9 b
>>79984364Everyone here is like American or something and we don’t share much in common or a time zone so I don’t feel like adding anyone but chatting is fine
>>79988228Fine fine fine fine fine. You win anon. She get's my tribute today.
>>79988611Yay~ you better cum a lot anon
>>79988655I'm going to make her tits absolutely pregnant. My manliness is on the line.
I need to fucking kill myself
>>79988735Show her fat tits who's the boss!
would you spend some time with me?
>>79988849What’s wrong?
>>79989683just a losing streak in a shitty game.
i wish i was as talkative as sillu so i could date looni
someone add strawb3rry_s quick!
>>79991193What's in it for me?
>>79991193No virgin NEETs allowed to add you though, right?
does anyone here draw?
>>79991247>>79991257anyone who is friendly should add!
friendly ppl where where are u??
>>79991524I'm shy.
>>79991524I'm here and I'm friendly
>>79991637perfect!! could you do something for me? without thinking, turn off your brain and navigate into discord and add stawb3rry_s as a friend! remember dont think about anything! no using your brain!
>>79991677You just reversed psychologized me into thinking deeply about this gargantuan decision...
>>79991673friendly person spotted!>>79991742maybe you could try thinking about it some much that your head explodes!
>>79991677different anon here, you seem so sweet and friendly! im just shy too but you're enticing
>>79991849wont you go to the aquarium with me??
okay since lots of nonnies are shy ive decided im taking u all to the aquarium! i hope you all will enjoy and maybe even learn some things as well!
you see aquariums are full of different aquatic creachurs that use their fins to push around water and that water pushes them and they call that swimming! the interesting thing is that the fish actually prefer to be under water rather than on land like us people do!
not all fishe are the same! see this fish is a wise fish! even though fish have poor memory abilities this one has been around for a very long time. other fish will come to him and ask him questions when they need help!
im pretty sure this one is a whale
some fish actually have lots of legs kinda like a spider, but it isnt a spider because it likes the water more instead of the land.
>>79992162i couldn't add you because it said the username was wrong
this fishe is a special fish called a seal! see this one ate too much and became full of blub, but they are really good chefs and so if you are ever hungry i would suggest asking one to make you something delicious!
>>79991673You're friendly?
ah i think we might have seen all the fish at the aquarium! did you have fun? did you learn something new? im glad we got to spend this time together!>>79992362ahh its strawb3rry_s like the fruit! i forgot a letter!
oh i knew i missed one! this one is a bird fishe! u see it uses its fins to fly around in the sky. this is one of the rare species of fish that dont actually like the water thaaaat much.
>>79992371Yes I'm friendly. This anon even called me a friendly person! >>79991798
I'm not friendly anymore. I'm lonely... and angry! and also sad!!
>>79993012did you enjoy the aquarium?
>>79993012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS4_qT2Ji6oI always feel a lot less lonely when Lord Goatis is on my screen.
>>79993012Kys
>>79993028The aquarium is fun but nobody wants to talk to me or add me in the threads ive been posting in!>>79993063I am keeping myself safe
Badump.
Imagine if you had nice segs and then in the afterglow you just crawl on top of the boy and like mwah kiss his chest and mwah kiss it again and when he wakes up he'll be covered in lipstick
>>79994493What color lipstick?
I declare aquarium anon is the cutest anon in the threadWe will protecc and care for him
>>79995017I'm reading the posts now it was very cute and wholesome.
>>79995017He really is such a sweetheart...Really, my heart melts a little with every one of his posts and also I have never been to an aquarium before, so the urge to visit one with them is even stronger for me...
it's too cold
>>79995828*rubs your butt*stay warm
>>79991193I know nothing about you