/dfwb/ Discord Friends With BenefitsFeel free to use the following formats to create an ad for yourself, make your own, or simply chat with other fellow anons here.Format.>With/Without benefits>Hobbies>Turn ons/offs>Favorite games and anime>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?>Not looking for>Time zone and scheduling>TagZZZzzz editionPrevious: >>>>79886799
wow incredibly cute thread.anway, avafags owe me oral sex.
Cute girls make my day better
>>79978409Looni
sillu made this op
>>79978410chocolate girls!
>>79979168>the chocolate in question
Got unlucky with my HSR pulls but got lucky in my other gacha…
I'm lonely
>>79980308My balls can keep your chin some company
>>79980440Weird post
>>79978908Why do you think he fell in love with Looni even though he used to hate her?
>>79980721i don't know man ask nophono he cares about this shit
>>79980783Who's that?
>>79980308Same
Time to waste money on Unity Asset sale and don't do anything with this shit for another few months.I plan to do shit, but I don't trust myself to be productive.
>>79980819nophono is someone who cares about the latest namefag drama.
>>79978409Hello anon~
>>79981065oh it's you again
>>79981075I mean I could be just a newcomer, posting images of the amazingly cute Teto-san!She IS very popular and trendy I'll let you know!
>>79980721because they actually spoke one on one and realized they like eachother, prior to that all the information they've had on one another was from random sources that stirred the drama between them
>>79981120no you're not
>>79980813Marriage
>>79980721Looni = incredibly entertaining if you can keep his attention, probably the nicest person here if you doSillu = likes to talk a lot, which keeps Loonis attention and is a loser, Looni likes talkative losers
>>79981232he ghosted me tho
>>79981265If you can't keep his attention he'll ghost you no matter what, from what I understand Sillu is the only person who successfully manages to because again, he's a terminally online talkative loser. Having Looni stick around for longer than a day hinges on you being able to carry the conversation as equally as he does, and Sillu can pull that off.
>>79981054Why?
Ughhhhh the thread is so boring when you guys obsess over these avafags
>>79981318Oh, so he's not a nice person to everyone except for one guy? does not sound like a nice person to me
Enough about avadorks and more about cute nonnies
>>79981347nophono cares about everything that nobody cares about
>>79981364I'm sure many people here manage to do the same, Sillu is just an avatarfag so he posts about it. From the little I've spoken to Looni, he is very nice, but you hang by a thread unless you have chemistry. Meanest thing he's ever done is ghost someone iirc.
>>79981368I concur
>>79981426he's nice to you until he's not. got it
>>79981368heylloo :3
>>79981318>>79981232So what you're saying is Looni is a gigastacy and sillu is a needy loser
>>79981411Ok? And?
>>79981465ask him about your retarded avatarfag shit, he cares
>>79981482Who???
>>79981490ugh how dense are you?
>>79981451Wanting to have chemistry with someone only to find out you don't and cutting it off seems pretty nice to me, better than pretending like you enjoy their company.>>79981456Looni in terms of popularity is pretty washed nowadays, he doesn't milk cocks unless he likes you, but he used to have /dft/ by the balls back when he did. As for Sillu, no idea. Never spoken to him.
>>79981534I really care about your no homo afgg friends anon
>>79981426He posted golus logs and made her cry
>>79981603Didn't he do that as a favor for Golu? Pretty sure they fabricated the messages together and Looni was willing to take the fall for him.
>>79981625I don't know. Sounds gay
What are your thoughts on the new captcha?
>>79982324No thoughts but I have thoughts of dressing like Noa and seducing my teacher
>>79981431you’re not cute, you beat off to niggers.
>>79982472Cute. Are you an agp nonny?
Does anyone want to play poe2 with me?
>>79982324I like it. It's going to filter a lot of mobile-posters.
>>79983221Literally doesn't.
>>79983163I would've if you posted a titcow instead of a trap.
>>79983236A captcha like this is usually bound to fuck up on mobile devices, and if it even renders, it'd be difficult to actually lock in your answer.
>>79983270it’s literally easier you troglodyte.
>>79983221It’s easier than the last one Yes I I posted this in mobile
Disgusting A Mobile-Cretin is replying to me right this instant!Well, I guess it is easier for them now, huh?! Damnit, GookMoot!
>>79983371kroni is posting at /dft/, go remind him about the Boston Creampie incident.
>>79983607Oh...My cute little Kwoni....I hate him so much. But he is a spectacle of a shitposter.
>>79983163If you look like this yes I will play poe2 with you golu cutie
>>79983643he’s mid, i’ve seen better.
>>79983163i never played it before, but i can buy it.
>>79983607Is he back because he wants to get blacked?
>>79983665>i’ve seen better.Of course you have. You bear witness to my performance every time I appear. I rebuke. I win. I stand firm and never lose any of my arguments that are always brought up to me. I even predict the future all the time. A Fun-Poster with actual Knowledge and Wisdom is a frightening sight~ Anyway. I will go see what he's up to now.
>>79983725Lain mindbroke you though.
>>79983764And you don't seem to understaaaaaaand
>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM DFT DFWB /VG/ AFGG??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING FURRY PORN BOARD PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? DESUUUUUUU WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA KILL HIMSELF IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL SCAT GORE SPAMMER BLACKED FNF PEDO SILLU GOLU SYLWARE ACAZ FL.MOGUMOGU KIKEY LOONI ALT MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM
>>79983607Lmfao he actually believed it what a braindead clown
>>79983764Lain abused my trust and innocence and LIED to me! THREE TIMES CRUCIALLY! Of course he broke me. But I'm a much stronger Man because of it. Albeit, Hollow.
>>79983836gyate gyate ohayou
Is there always this weird tension in the air here or is it the holiday mood?
people just shitpost to have fun.
>>79984045You can say it's always here as long as these threads are present. One poor, poor soul always tries to pitifully laugh at me when I state my past. Always ultimately backfires since I'm not that person anymore.
>>79984105You literally are.
>>79984136Only you think this.
>>79984105Did ZomB think so too when you cheated on him just like Lain wrecked you?
>>79984189So now I'm dating every former FGC player on my friendlist now? Wow. Might as well ask about my past with Woody and Baron since they had to be on my friends-list at points to play fightan.Retard.
>>79984242You don't play fighting games.
>>79984256I play them enough to be Respected.
>>79984275You didn't win shit.
>>79984105Maybe use different images so he stop targeting you
>>79984298And there's plenty of spam in the archives to prove you wrong.>>79983813That's not fair! I'm drunk! Of course I fell for it!
why do you post here if you don't want to add anyone?
>>79984045It's the calm before the storm..Soon, we'll ger our gifts from santa..
>>79984364I don't? You know? An Anon actually caught my eye last thread. Someone I can abuse, take control of and lewd, and then go back to casually talking about video games like nothing ever happens sounds exactly like a someone I'd happily take under my wing, protection, care and wealth. I post hereto have fun. But, every now and then, one post might catch even my eye.
>>79984618which one caught your eye?
>>79980986What are you getting, anon? I got a music pack for personal use a while back.>>79982324The first time I was blind and didn't notice the "next" button, but so far it's been quicker and easier. Cute Noa, I'll be yoinking that one, thanks
>>79984694Blue archive pedo spotted
>>79984814You need to go camping with friends.
>>79984618Are you a vampire or something?
Get home, tarkov time again.
>>79985192Vampires are gay! I'm a doggy! But, no. Though, I can be quite parasitic.
>>79983270even the chance dev updated the app few hours after the change, it's literally never been easier to shitpost on mobile>having 4shit on your pcdisgusting, never has there been a worse time sink than browsing 4shit on your pc with a 100 tabs openi'll NEVER do that again, ever!
>>79986148Deplorable sub-human.
>>79978154What’s the new discord?
>>79986213okay, fair enough. i could say the same about you but i have an abyss to escape from! bye!
Im scared to open discord now cause I will get rapes
What are you supposed to do if you've practiced something for hundreds of hours and your still shit at it? Like am I not supposed to be depressed and angry at myself?
>>79984364Fucking around here is funny
>>79987997fern sexo
>>79988071Yeah!
0-4 a5-9 b
>>79984364Everyone here is like American or something and we don’t share much in common or a time zone so I don’t feel like adding anyone but chatting is fine
>>79988228Fine fine fine fine fine. You win anon. She get's my tribute today.
>>79988611Yay~ you better cum a lot anon
>>79988655I'm going to make her tits absolutely pregnant. My manliness is on the line.
I need to fucking kill myself
>>79988735Show her fat tits who's the boss!
would you spend some time with me?
>>79988849What’s wrong?
>>79989683just a losing streak in a shitty game.
i wish i was as talkative as sillu so i could date looni
someone add strawb3rry_s quick!
>>79991193What's in it for me?
>>79991193No virgin NEETs allowed to add you though, right?
does anyone here draw?
>>79991247>>79991257anyone who is friendly should add!
friendly ppl where where are u??
>>79991524I'm shy.
>>79991524I'm here and I'm friendly
>>79991637perfect!! could you do something for me? without thinking, turn off your brain and navigate into discord and add stawb3rry_s as a friend! remember dont think about anything! no using your brain!
>>79991677You just reversed psychologized me into thinking deeply about this gargantuan decision...
>>79991673friendly person spotted!>>79991742maybe you could try thinking about it some much that your head explodes!
>>79991677different anon here, you seem so sweet and friendly! im just shy too but you're enticing
>>79991849wont you go to the aquarium with me??
okay since lots of nonnies are shy ive decided im taking u all to the aquarium! i hope you all will enjoy and maybe even learn some things as well!
you see aquariums are full of different aquatic creachurs that use their fins to push around water and that water pushes them and they call that swimming! the interesting thing is that the fish actually prefer to be under water rather than on land like us people do!
not all fishe are the same! see this fish is a wise fish! even though fish have poor memory abilities this one has been around for a very long time. other fish will come to him and ask him questions when they need help!
im pretty sure this one is a whale
some fish actually have lots of legs kinda like a spider, but it isnt a spider because it likes the water more instead of the land.
>>79992162i couldn't add you because it said the username was wrong
this fishe is a special fish called a seal! see this one ate too much and became full of blub, but they are really good chefs and so if you are ever hungry i would suggest asking one to make you something delicious!
>>79991673You're friendly?
ah i think we might have seen all the fish at the aquarium! did you have fun? did you learn something new? im glad we got to spend this time together!>>79992362ahh its strawb3rry_s like the fruit! i forgot a letter!
oh i knew i missed one! this one is a bird fishe! u see it uses its fins to fly around in the sky. this is one of the rare species of fish that dont actually like the water thaaaat much.
>>79992371Yes I'm friendly. This anon even called me a friendly person! >>79991798
I'm not friendly anymore. I'm lonely... and angry! and also sad!!
>>79993012did you enjoy the aquarium?
>>79993012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS4_qT2Ji6oI always feel a lot less lonely when Lord Goatis is on my screen.
>>79993012Kys
>>79993028The aquarium is fun but nobody wants to talk to me or add me in the threads ive been posting in!>>79993063I am keeping myself safe
Badump.
Imagine if you had nice segs and then in the afterglow you just crawl on top of the boy and like mwah kiss his chest and mwah kiss it again and when he wakes up he'll be covered in lipstick
>>79994493What color lipstick?
I declare aquarium anon is the cutest anon in the threadWe will protecc and care for him
>>79995017I'm reading the posts now it was very cute and wholesome.
>>79995017He really is such a sweetheart...Really, my heart melts a little with every one of his posts and also I have never been to an aquarium before, so the urge to visit one with them is even stronger for me...
it's too cold
>>79995828*rubs your butt*stay warm
>>79991193I know nothing about you
>>79994493I’m a guy why would I crawl on top of a boy
>>79996580Anon you posted nice boobs so now I have to try and rizz you up, dem's the rules
>>79997249True, the proper position is behind them to slam them into the mattress.
its want more frendsbut then they become too needyand freak out when i don't go online
I might rewatch the live action version of Solanin it was so good
>>79988849right? I'm so dreamy
wrong post. but that's kinda awesome
looner you will attract the spammer here don't do this
>>80000469whats up with that, what triggered the spam?
Going to the store to grab an energy drink for the first time in my life!
Bigdawgsickdark_13997 33m>With Benefits>HobbiesAnime/vidya/working out/guitar>Turn ons/offsTurn on: dirty talk, someone who will chat a lot, role-playing, feet, soft skinTurn offs: straight m, people who never talk, gross dicks>Favorite games and animeFf7 and steins gate>What do you want to do with your potential new friend?Preferably do some role-playing >Not looking forStraight M or anyone selling stuff>Time zone and schedulingCanada PST
i participated in a secret santa and god i did everything at the last moment, it was stressful but i hope i made someone happy
>>80000609is /a/ doing secret santa even
>>80000609I need to go buy my friend’s Christmas gift. I got one the FRS Tokai Teio, but the other just wants candy.
>>80000622i don't know mine was a real life one, i baked some cookies>>80000632i would be happy with some candy or headphones, i hope the figure makes their day
>>80000525Careful with that anon, I myself used to hate them until I got addicted to because I needed them to not fall asleep at work...But if you compare 1 redbull has the same or even less amount of caffeine than a whole cup of espresso
>>80000655last time I did secret santa I bought someone a MTG playmat and dnd dice it was fun
>>80000673Red Bull is a little baby drink.
>>80000678the dice better have been a 1d100
>>80000741I bought the whole set so a d4, 6, 20 and 100
>>80000704I just bought the sugar free Winter-Edition Fuji Apple/Ginger one and those are amazing I love Redbull because they are smaller, if I buy a big ass Monster or Bomba or whatnot they lose their sparkling while I finish them And Redbull has a lot of really good flavors too, especially the watermelon or the white coconut
>>80000749no d10? literally unplayablesounds like a good set, here's me hoping my recipient likes cookieshttps://youtu.be/h2FxJrK9Amw
>>80000790I think d10 was there too I forgor it's been like 5 years.......
>>80000762Is Bomba some European brand? I remember I tried something called a HELL drink that’s European, but I don’t suppose that they have that in every country?It wasn’t very good either, fyi.
>>80000673Decided against it, bought chocolate instead
>>80000818>Is Bomba some European brand?I thought so but I just looked it up and turns out it's from Canada? InterestingHell is actually goated as Hell (haha get it?) it's just like rebull but cheaper and looks cooler too!But it's not always in stock where I live so I have to replace it with redbull usually
>>80000903Good thing I'm not on any of these yet. My only addiction is chocolate and gooning
no one is taking this seriously but i would love to make new frens from heredisc: pyramidsv1
>>80001154Yor tity
Today's Song.https://youtu.be/yIo2ePCm4bY
My Discord is kind of slow rn, so I'd like to make new friends.Into all sorts of weeby stuff and softcore lewds, if you are amusing to talk with I can be quite tolerant of what gets you hard.Bonus points if you're into Garupan, but not a strict requirementTag: vaporwaveteaPlease don't add me if you're the kind of person who easily unfriends, I'd rather talk to someone with a minimum amount of patience
>>80001921>check archive>into shittedI'm glad I never actually added anyone off this board cuz you're all mentally ill freaks. I bet even that friendly anon posting about aquariums is an evil fuck like you too.
Likely not the right thread but I just need to let it out>meet an anon on /soc/, like other kinds of people on there not too used to 4chan but had enough similar things going to start>start talking daily, like a lot. Become friends. Since don't talk to many people became my main contact>Due to both terminally online 2 months in one of us posts some porn, decide to jack off together (despite both not being too used to that).>Somehow, things aren't weird after that, and occasionally do it from time to time, while being regular friends as well, an actually refreshing mix. Feel at ease with my self>Some times one is busy, talk less, but then reconvene. Gooning started flooding DMs so made a specific server for it>4 Months pass like this>Couple weeks ago, he gets busy again>I restrain myself then, but occasionally try to do something, only to get shut down. Feels especially awkward to do, but was understandable. He promises he'd initiate the next one.>His busy period is over, I'm antsy. things a bit awkward, and a few hours later shows me screenshots of his convos with somebody else, turns out he hit it off well with them onlineThat fucking devestated me. Like, much more than I expected. I've been in proper relationships which ended and I've felt less torn. For some stupid reason thought this wouldn't end, or that even if he did get with somebody he wouldn't end this. But no. I am happy for him, but feel both ashamed and jealous. He then told me how he felt like he betrayed me, and while initially I didn't react much he repeated it which just lead to me blurting everything out. I know it was an overreaction. It's not like we're cutting ties or anything, we'll still talk and we didn't have anything going on romantically. So, why do I feel like complete shit? Why do I get attached like this regardless of how the relation is? And worst off with my outburst feel like even if that relationship ends on his side this won't ever be coming back. I made it weird.
>>80002300>Why can't I find any friends?
>>80002300If they are into garupan they are 99% into shitted
>>80002447I think you might be on to something. Why are /k/ troons like this?
>>80002374I'm sorry you had to experience that Anon. It's perfectly reasonable to feel this way. I think Humans are naturally bonding creatures.
>>80002300>I bet even that friendly anon posting about aquariums is an evil fuck like you too.Any proof for this?
>>80002300Imagine still seething about people being into blacked in 2025. Even Danbooru accepted it and made tags for it now
why are troons proud of being cucks for black cock
>>80002507Because it's hot and it makes chudcels and niggers seethe
A shame because their taste is ecchi is top tier.
>>80002507You're falling for the oldest bait on the internet anon. Blackedfags will keep trolling if they keep getting (you)s from triggered anons like you
>someone's son is proud of sucking black cock, taking black cock in the ass and being a gay cuck
>>80002496Your mental illness will NEVER be normal. I wish I could bonk you over the head until your brain was rewired to be into ugly bastards again (the healthy version of your astroturfed fetish). You let /pol/ brainrot / culture war faggots literally rape your brain. Log off and get help.
>>80002476Thanks anon.Now, just what to do. He seems to just want to act like normal friends again, and while I would like that I just feel off talking to him at times. If I should bring it up again or act like it didn't happen. Just feels bitter either way
>>80002585You mean someone's daughter
>>80002374>>80002630I get how you feel anon. I had something similar happen to me in the past. It might hurt but it's probably best to just take some space from that person now. I tried forgetting the lewd part and being just normal friends because I was lonely but that bitter feeling and that craving for something deeper never really went away and it just kept me hurting the whole time. It would've been better for me to move on from the beginning
>>80002610How exactly are fat bastards "healthy"? I am bi and find black guys hot. I don't find fat old balding ojisans dudes hot. I like hot black guys fuck hot anime girls. It's pretty simple
>>80002759What if they were hot old balding ojisans like Johnny Sins?
>>80002829Balding old fatties are not hot.
lmao faggot is a gay cuck
>>80002906He’s not fat though, he’s just old and bald.
>>80002829Johnny Sins isn't anywhere close to a fat bastard. He's way closer to the generic faceless buff black man insert used in blacked NTR than he is to a fat bastard. I do prefer if there's skin contrast though. A guy like him could be good for fucking dark-skinned waifus.
>>80002930Yeah that’s why I said >>80002914>I do prefer if there's skin contrast though.Where’s the line? What if it’s a faceless Filipino? Is that still enough for you?
>>80002759If you are the namefag from earlier you were posting in /blacked/ which is a thread where they do shit like BNWO, white guilt, and white genocide talk. Log off and get help ASAP. You are unwell.
>trying to reason with a faggot that sucks black cock
>>80002985There isn't really a "line". Most hentai already has a slight bit of skin contrast. With a pic like this the guy has a skin tone that could be of almost any race, from a lightskin black guy to a white/asian guy with a heavy tan. I would prefer this over fat bastard stuff any day of the week.
>>80003083I'm not the anon that posted the tag. I do like blacked but I won't defend the weird genocide stuff, that is a boner killer.
Why do Zoomers say (insert race here)ED and not just say interracial?
stfu cuckposters
>>80003402Blame the jews
>>80003402because interracial is ambiguous>>80003083holy armchair psychology
>>80003440This is you IRL.
>>80003598sillu's new girlfriend is beautiful
>>80003402White boys are BBC addicted that’s why they call it blacked
>>80003402Like the other anon said, interracial is vague. It technically can be anything but usually means BMWF.(insert race here)ED is just clearer about what flavor of interracial you want.
It's one week until christmas and you guys are arguing about interracial porn
>>80003742It seems quite civil actually.
>>80003742I don’t celebrate Xmas
>>80003742Having time off to goon all day to interracial porn is my christmas present.
