/beta/ - Beta GeneralA thread for wimps, sissies, gooners, paypiggies, and any other beta rejects who've accepted that their only purpose in life is to worship superior goddesses who laugh at them; 2D and 3D both welcome!
what's the deal with airline food? (I'm at the airport)
>thread taglinesovlless
i'm wimp
>>79983911yeah wait wtf why did they do that shitfuck op he's a bitch
kill OP
what even are the odds someone would notice your submissive nature and take advantage of itwhat are we doing here this whole thing is so unrealistic we're just feeding a collective delusion that it could ever happen
>>79984608this is why you have to put yourself out there and can't just hope you stumble into a dom's lap randomly retard
>>79984632i know but the chances of this actually happening is so miniscule, i doubt it ever really doesand besides what does "putting yourself out there" mean in the context of being submissive? its not like you can make it apparent in any way
>>79984715be a reply guy/girl on twitterpost on /soc/hell posting in /dft/ works sometimesjust be down bad and people will gravitate to it generally in my experience
>>79984743>be a slutthis doesnt work for anyone worthwhile
mini milly melt
meatball melt
Some thot on My timeline posts a pic of herself I right click and "save" I post her pic without consent I make more money than a pilotIt's actually fucked up how unfair My life is. But we can't stop. My EZ life is all we care about Catfish findom manscam
why is pilot the first profession he thought of
thats a good question i probably would have said doctor or something. maybe he just flew somewhere recently and it was on his mind
I'm on an airplane right now maybe he saw my post at the beginning of the thread
maybe he was watching sully
maybe he watched Flight (2012)
who wants to join the mile high send club
paying for plane wifi is a scam
weirdest place i sent was on a hot air balloon. lost 3k in the balloon
that's gotta be a larp
poorfags be like paying for plane wifi is a scam
it wasn't a larp i was out with family and my dom knew
if people propose in hot air balloons i don't see why sending in one is out of the question
sending from the titan submersible
>>79985370paygod doesnt post on beta but he should
i sent in the car while my mom was driving me home
i wish i had 3k to send
>>79985501didn't he post at some point
paygod made me poop myself
i sent at the christmas dinnertable last year
do it again this year
>saying things he did a whole year agothat's like posting year old logs. fag.
post yule logs
>>79941431hot
>>79986174get this faggot shit out of my thread
sorry daddy uwu
>>79986406dont you like soft femboys, anon?
i like women kicking my balls while i pay like a regular fucking beta . not this fag shit
lmao normie
bro wouldn't deram to understand manscam
bro said deram
bro doesnt know about deram
poor jamaican almost finished building his pc: i can't afford deram!
fuck you guys
>>79986506yeah that's how it starts, next thing you know the girl is making you rim her boyfriend
>>79986597lolllll
>>79986649i wouldn't do that
why is ontan back
nobody really quits /beta/ even spookie posted on anon as recently as last month
>>79986597jej
who do you wish would come backanswer as both a shitposter and a sub/dom
yasegaman melodi
i wish elsa came back
I wish milly would come back
findom makes me so happy i love my domme so much
cuddles the cock clownelsa obviously but im going to be spicy and say that mercyanon that suicide baited people in 2020
>>79987284im sorry
>>79986406you lost, nigger
>>79987966guhd so hard
>>79987390it's okay you get away with it because you're cute
the grim reality of the situation is that even if elsa were to come back shed just receive garbage replies then get bored and leave again
that is so grim and sad
>>79988172true
grimmow and pesadtic
>>79986890only one having fun
i am not whoever that old ontan is. im newtan!
god i wish i were ontan
what do you mean fun its obviously larp
>>79988635can i give you money to give to nue
bro wants to pay a dude to pay a troon
and thats based
>>79988660only if it's low effort for me
>>79988732holy based
>>79988635how did you even meet her
>>79988732okay!
>>79988810we met on this thread, anon
>>79988732tag?
A Toast! To /Beta/ thread!
>>7998926667 head
six seven six seven
>>79989266why do you look like a medieval peasant
>>79989266mogs me
>>79988810>her
>>79988810i dont know how you commit to someone for so long ontan i get anxious after a few days
>>79988635more like nuetan
do you guys like me
no one here likes anyone not even themselves
oh
no catsoup nobody likes you
ok but do you guys like me
>>79990410yes
>>79990421kick ass
i personally find you distasteful
i miss crystal
taylor swift is a symptom of our dysgenic society. women shouldnt have enough cultural power to turn history's most mediocre, overrated, fake deep pop artist into a multi billionaire and the most ubiquitous artist on planet earth. i do like gooning to her though
i dont goon to old hags
we're not gonna pay last year's rent
this akita, evita, just won't shut up
that's the worst song though
take me or l-l-l-l-l-leave me
findom is the most dangerous addiction because it's like what are you gonna do not spend money?
asking is the most dangerous addiction because it's like what are you gonna do not raise questions?
i bet not even jared pays this desperate third world troon why does he still beg here
if only you could take a lesson from him and limit your posting to once per thread
>>79987966sniff
what'd you think was gonna happen? that I wouldn't be such a hungry guy? that I wouldn't ask for a slice?
>>79993209milly*
>>79994079very funny video
>>79989838stroking their ego is more important than your anxiety, thats the trick
>>79994079not a very funny video except the final line
>>79989838i don't know i guess i just got used to it. once you realize it's just more beneficial to stick around you stick around
>>79994198the entire video is awesome what>>79994101this is why I like you anon you always keep it real
>>79994315nah man nah that shit wack bruh
after months of hatefapping to brokenstarligh she finally dm'd me first and i ignored iti won.
>>79994364i fucking kneel
all these twitter trans girls know how to do is sling they gock on camera play elden ring and drain money from hopeless losers
do you think any of the shy tranny subs are ever cute or do cute trannies always end up popular onlyfans posters
I've been told I'm cute by a lot of people in private but I'm not going to post a pic or anything so you can choose to believe me or not, I'm short and slightly chubby but people say I wear it well with my body typeand I'm a massive maso sub loserI would never do onlyfans because, gross
im not talking about you
ok well you said shy tranny subs so what now
>>79994678sent goddess
you are not shy
i'm either too shy or humble
>>79994678whats your twitter?
>>79994716no that's my job>>79994723"don't look at me I'm shy lol"but fair I'm not that shy in DMs because it can be a bit grating but I am very shy in person especially around literally any girl that's interested in me>>79994752not telling sorry
>>79994757>no that's my jobyou said youre not a finsub
being shy becoming something thats "appealing" is the worst thing to happen this century
it must be exhausting having so many opinions
>>79994770I said I wouldn't do onlyfans, as in post my own content, i've even subbed to belle's onlyfans oncewhere did I say I'm not a finsubeven my twitter doesn't say that, it just says I'm poor
>>79994787trvke
>>79994807you said it some weeks ago
>>79994822who do you think I am exactly lmao
>>79994834the new tranny that posts all the time
>>79994843I've been posting here since just about the very beginning, I lowkirkenuinely dunno who you're talking about
we are low kirk
>>79994861ok, you just talk the exact sameyou also are not shy
the toilet in my hotel room is too high off the ground and makes my thighs hurt when I have to use the bathroomfuck my chud shortcel life
>>79994883lmaoif you had a girlfriend and she saw that she would ick so hard and dump you immediately
>>79994881I literally already said I'm not shy on the internet, I'm shy irl but ok man
>>79994702who were you talking about though
>>79994861then you can tell me when this thread started
>>79994901yeah I should probably just fucking kill myself honestly, at least I'm only here until like an hour from now because my flight leaves at fucking 6am
my necklace came and it's pretty cute
>>79994916ikk exactly when it started but they used to be called /findom/ and I remember seeing those for a while and then /beta/ popped up on the side and eventually they all kinda migratedI've been on /trash/ since like 2017 or so? I saw /findom/ all the time and told myself it was a dumb fetish but then when /beta/ started I was like yep that's the thread for memiss marisa is my favorite poster and I miss her dearly, she told me I was one of her favorite anons because I made censors for her :3they're not the best but I sure had fun making them
bro I don't wanna leave this bed and go to the airport why did they have to reschedule my connecting flight for fucking 6am fuck you american airlines you're run by pedophilesthey're boarding in an hour and a half and the fucking sun isn't even up yet I hate the morning so fucking much reeee
/beta/ was before /findom/ lil pup
bro searched the archive for 12 minutes to prove me wrongidk man I don't have an eidetic memory I just remember they talked about /beta/ in /findom/ and /beta/ is what survived which usually is because the newer thread drowned out the old, historically on this board
i searched the archive for 0 minutes because i'm not an ignoramus who spouts off misinformation
I totally believe you yeah
>>79994982what kinda necklace nonny
bro thinks an eidetic memory is when you remember things
no I'm not mentally challenged unlike some posters in this thread
me n my gf (before she fucks our black friend)
>>79995803i'm the friend but i'm white
>>79995850based
>>79995850I'm not friends with any whities except for my gf so no you're not
>>79995873i've been in blackface this whole time
https://x.com/S_S_Andrea/status/1998861393572065445
any fun doms
they said there was a fault in the plane computer while de-icing the wings so they're resetting itguys if I die because of a fucking plane crash tell my domme I love her (but I don't have a domme because I'm a stupid fucking chud)
>>79984608I'm switch for switch so I don't have this problem>>79994678would tie you up, put a wand on you and lick your pits.
bro is in a final destination movie
Msg me if you are interested in AMWF (Asian male White female) raceplay.I like bratty submissive White girls x dominant Asian guys, popular White girls x nerdy Asian guys; interracial (AMWF) stepsis stuff.Yes I'm a very beta Asian guy!!>Discordpineco2759
>>79984743While it creeps people out, I think ultimately this is the only thing you can really do if you're eventually going to be weird anyway.
>>79986174reading that thread is so weird
>>79996211that's literally what it feels like and I feel like I should care more but at least it wouldn't be my fault if I got binked off the face of this horrid planet this way
>>79996191switch4switch is incredibly based and honestly my ideal relationship, I'm like 90% sub but I do like being rough and domming every once in a blue moon, usually when I'm drunkalso cute wtf but I cum insanely fast with my wand on my own so you have to be careful with that amount of firepower also getting my pits licked sounds incredibly overstimulating in the best way omgggg
>>79996251sure, the problem is nobody worthwhile will be in those places. they wont have twitter accounts with thousands of followers, and rarely come to places like /dft/
>>79996299I don't know about that.I guess one might not consider themselves a worthwhile person and they project that worthlessness onto other people who hang around the same spaces.
>>79996251basically yeah you just have to be up-front with your freak and you'll find someone to match it eventually
>>79996310you are right, I am worthless and only know as much as someone like me can, but I sincerely doubt they would do stuff like post enough on twitter to get that many followers and be on /trash/ often enough to be worth seeking afterit is the only reliable way to do it outside of meeting those people in high-status places irl, which most subs obviously can't achieve, but still
>>79996322its not about being a freaky weirdo retard its about finding someone worth submitting to
>>79996333if you say so man
>>79996344why are you even here?
any fun creative doms
>>79996348it's one of the funniest threads on this board also I like the kinksbut some of you have a god complex about finding the perfect dom and need to chill out and realize life isn't that serious
life is that serious you retarded normalfagyoud enjoy your time better on twitter
>>79996369>I like the kinksi prefer the stones
>>79996220Seeking a dummy white girl is too much to ask for. They are too perfect especially if they are into Asian men. They likely already have a pre-existing Asian bf so they won't be available to you.
>>79996376nah I like it here>>79996388jej see this is why I come here
you talk like you started using 4chan two years ago and havent left /lgbt/ until last month
>>79996288too lewd, I can'tI so would
I've been on like 6 different boards over the past 13 years of my lifeI only posted on /lgbt/ for like a year in 2019 or so and I started transitioning long before I set foot in that hellhole
>>79996333insufferable faggot alert
>>79996448I appreciate that cute anons with good taste still exist in this thread, trulybut if you do that to me I will have to sniff and lick your pits right back I hope you realize this
https://youtu.be/d7xMgJedN2s?si=okaAO5Wci75J4ibhHOLY FUCK GUYS IT'S FUCKING THURSDAY
that is literally exclusively a thing on twitter dude youre self reporting so hard
omg let people enjoy things
no
>>79996575it's really not man it's just not a 4chan thing and this is the only site you useit's also an old meme and people don't really post about it on twitter anyways except for the out of touch thursday account and huge lucky star stans
>>79996546frenchie
>>79996623no I'm actually a different tranny obsessed with konata izumi, there are literally dozens of us
>>79996637shut up frenchie we know its you
>>79996523please have mercy on my heart...
>>79996712I'm not frenchieI don't even really know who she is I never even notice her in thread
whats an on tan
>>79996752newnigger>>79996777trvke
opposite of off tan
nobody even likes frenchie stop bringing him up
>>79996523In all seriousness, can I have your contact? Or do you need me to drop mine? Can we chat more?
Here's a little history lesson for you simps, the OP .gif file is the same .gif that was used for the FIRST /beta/ thread in history, posted on the 16 of june 2019, about six years ago.
>>79996811no I just don't notice them until someone says their name and I never go back to look at their posts so they have basically no impact on my brain>>79996928neat.gif
>>79996941Heres a little history lesson for you, Frenchie was a norwegian femboyesque discord user. His actual handle was frenchhorn but people would affectionately call him "frenchy" until he was voicedoxxed by the evil sorceror/schizophrenic bosnian hexenkrähe
>>79996928>nooooo you must know the history of the entire thread im so much better than you because i know this>if you dont have a degree in betaology fuck off back to the archiveskill yourself
>>79996960your so mad
>>79996960i never said any of that bro
yesdo your beta reps newfaf
>>79996952omg thank you for posting this I tried to find it like a month ago and couldn't find it for the life of me because I didn't remember the wording since I saw a really heavily edited version of it
>>79996857sure I supposeeeeepreciousflowers_ on disc
>>79996953wow I feel so educated thank you so muchhexenkrähe does sound like the name of a villain honestly
>>79996983toddy!
bro said newfaf
do you ever want to shed your anonymity and really get close with your /beta/ buddies
I've tried to do that a few times and i realize i'm not into cartoon porn as much as they are
>>79996978Sent!!
>>79997027no because i dont trust anons to not blackmail me
>>79997038trvth
>>79997056i don't think he meant giving your full legal name and address anon
frenchy died over a year ago
i didn't even know he was sick
>>79997071you shouldnt trust anons to not figure out all of your details from a few conversations
>>79997110nta but ever since my mom did that to me I will never trust an anon not to
ive never been doxed but im so paranoid ive never really given anyone the opportunity to and most people ive seen who seem happy and like fleshed out people were seemingly doxed in their youth so i think i ruined my chances of being a real person by being such a cowardly moron
all findoms should be doxxed because its the only way for them to drop the pretenses and embrace being greedy and entitled assholes
>>79997056no one cares about you enough to blackmail you
>>79997245ive seen them schizo out at worse
>>79997175Here's your new socially constructed stigma, chud.>>79997214I agree but on the ground that all whores should be arrested and put in whore jail.
>>79997269youre angry because attractive foids get to be millionaires and you dont
>>79997269what
fuck my tranny life I didn't want to like femtanyl but her music fucking rules wtf
i only listen to alice in chains
wish i was a rich femboy with cute feet instead of a hood nigga from the bronx
>>79998745I'm the puppy that gets beatshove my nose in sendsI could've done better but that's the only song by them I know and it's got a total of like 20 words
>>79998915Again could maybe kinda be about a findom relationship
>>79998973do all of their songs have so few lyrics? not that I'm complaining I'm just surprised
i wonder how it would feel to have to stand on your toes to kiss someone
>>79999010i dont have the word count of each song written down bro i just listen to the music
>>79996983 he's bosnian, that's disabled by default
all this time you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
>>79999461cattle daydreams like these are so pathetic
https://x.com/Simp4RichWomen/status/2001262824870555868
>>79999792fuck off
67 is sex!
>>80000288he capitalized sex stupid
guy who capitalizes the p in porn because porn is his god
>>80000726who did
>>79996960this but unironically, people shouldnt be allowed to post here until theyve read the archives
i need the zoomers to understand how annoying spookie was
>>80001123in what way was she annoying
i dont get it
Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3tag nikitsun3
two posts in the same thread... *eyes glow red* *my fangs grow* nikitsune, u r starting to annoy me......
>>80001141>she
>>80001525yeah me neitheri dont get who copied answers