Location: Christmas Island>The place to be for murder simulations, and RP.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the parts of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
Who's lurkin'?
Sin has returned. Someone get the High Summoner.
>>80008979https://youtu.be/1bp2wqDyfOU?si=4qWb6NSNlbNW0xIJRolling & capping
>>80009389
>>80009456The sheep is cool. Best electric type.Thanks and saved
>>80008933>OOGA BOOGA IS THAT AN ordinary island setting!? AND I PLAY A naval force from a universe where the whole world is islands?! It's designed to activate my DOMINANT spinach brain and make me ACT UP? AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB0D9cz4YSw>Here comes a volley of cannonballs at the shore now from afar, fired from the dauntless tri-barreled turret of a hulking three hundred meter monster, a Marine Battleship.>One of the greatest offenses against cube law I assure you.>A trio of solid iron cannonballs, each weighing over four metric tonnes and loaded with internal explosive powder, blows away a plethora of houses upon meeting its mark.>There's terror and confusion, but the warship seems undeterred, focused solely on eliminating whatever threat they found themselves at war with today. >>80009389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Im4Q6tdZI
>>80009655>reflects
>>80009560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJokm2TW4Aw
>>80009668>NO! Not the one thing people in this series do sometimes that makes them keep trying anyway, as if the next shot will miraculously be different! AIEEEE-
Clarent just because you host now doesn't mean we stopped hating youEveryone hates you hereHosting won't save you like it didn't save Troonko or Snailkou so I will break you with shitposting slop and dirt until you quit
>>80009655Gywn, but he remembered the good times and is laid to rest in peace. >>80009694This art style reminds me of the Walten Files, but with a mix of Expgoat's choppy style. I never got into WaltenFiles. But this looks cool, definitely checking gonna bookmark it for later.
The Coffee Cup XLIV: I can't think of an edition for this one Thursday Edition.First 24.https://youtu.be/kuMQureM-kA
>>80009932>Clarent>Micah>TroonkoStellar lineup for putting people to sleep Yaaaaaaaawn
>>80009932079
>>80009932Kizaru
>>80009932Detective Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80009932Bowsette
>>80009932Spook man
>>80009964Marthy babyLeave a shitpost under the treefor meeee~~
>>80009932Eagle-1
>>80009932Stay Gold
>>80009932Belphegor
>>80009932Macht
>>80009932Cobra
>>80009932Biblically-Accurate Luffy
>>80009932Sunny
>>80010059Why do you still have that tripcode faggot
>>80008933>[Lone island meant to keep the spirit up for the coming day. On this occasion, one inhabitant is prowling the edges. The large danger doggo, named Rover. Free to roam wherever it pleases, thankfully, its size is a deterrent to most potential predators. Occasionally, he still gets into territorial disputes with the roaming monsters in the HaitchGeeVerse. But now the monster doge is at peace.]>>80009655>[But what's this? Loud sounds similar to an explosion. Occurring somewhere close, there must be more monsters getting into fights. Potentially meaning more food for this hound. He must see for himself! Whatever these Marines are blasting at, I wonder if one of the shiplads would notice the massive vantablack danger doggo emerging from the tree line. Meters away from whatever they're shelling cannon balls at.]
>>80009932Nameless Fairy
>>80009932Rover
>>80010105Shut the fuck up, Micah. Filter it.
>>80009932Carnage
>>80010156Take it off instead please because you can't tell us why you need it
>>80009932Ico
>>80009932Fujiwara no Mokou
>Have the option to filter le tripcode>Won't do it because it's SOOOO HARD TO DO GUISEThe absolute state of the seething twink.
>>80010216How about you explain why you need the tripcode Clarent?
>>80010245How about you explain why you won't just filter it with two clicks?
>>80010268Why is everyone else fine with his tripcode? Why does he even need it?
>>80010284I thought I was Clarent and now I'm not?
>>80009932Mills Lane
Clarent get rid of the tripcode or elseYou need to tell us why you have it
>>80010400You are now imagining Mills Lane as a horse girl. Manually.18/24
>>80009932Alpha1918
>>80009932Schwab
>>80009655待って 危ない! (It's danger!) >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZSO8piDjBc>The barrage and resultant cacophony would stir several figures hiding from the brush into flight, resembling a troupe of—gossamer-winged girls? If the lookout knew anything about fairies, they were dead ringers in likeness, (possibly sans the fact they were multiple magnitudes past bottle-fitting size.)>They appeared to be dispersing in a roughly even number of directions, more often-than-not away from the island's facelift in progress!
>>80009932The Flush
>>80010435Can you tell Clarent that HG frowns upon tripcodes so to take them off?
>>80010429because he hosts
>>80009932The W-Man
>>80010485I personally don't use them, but I can understand why he does. Such as preventing certain people from falseflagging/swapping/entry posting since certain people have such an unhealthy obsession with him. Hope this helps.22/24 with The W-Man(Dude weed lmao).
>>80009932denmark
>>80010561jungle Pocket
All runners to the starting gates. Now is the time for swaps and corrections if any are needed.>>80010643There you are, Pokke.
>>80010670Murder time!
>>80009932Harley Quinn
>>80010670始めましょう!
>W-WHY WON'T HE LET ME FALSEFAG AS HIM?!!?!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>80010670Detective Chihiro Fujisaki is on the case!
>>80010643>>80010691>>80010670>There you areAnd there I go. Let her have my spot if you could.
>>80010092Ain't no way a goofyblud in my haitchgee.>>>80010118>Well now, that is a big dog coming out the foliage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB0D9cz4YSw>He'll be as shocked if he were if he was Hasan's pet to find something slamming into his face right away, that being one of the eighty pounder secondary shots of the warship from afar meeting his snout by pure chance.>The coastline below was being absolutely bombarded to hell and back, in complete disregard of the settlement around. Nearby, he might see the telltale sign of another ship, submerged, its masts the last visible part as it sunk below the surface.>Some of those smaller eighty pounder cannonballs were even being endured or swatted aside by some figures below. They were small and humanlike. But clearly not human, with strange bluish skin tones.>One had a long nose and a longer but chipped blade like a saw.>Another was bulkier.>And one had really long li-pffftthahahaha okay that guy can't be taken seriously, I mean just look at those... hahahaha, they're so long hahahahaHAHAHA.>Those bigger shots from the main cannons? Can't do shit about that. One of them gets blasted back."KUROOBI!""T-Taichoooo!">Clearly the death knell is ringing.>>80010480>They're flying. Weirder than the big dog."L-LOOK THERE!""What do you see, lookout?!""F-FLYING THINGS! Out of the woods!""Flying? Someone give me a telescope.">...>Dear Eneru above, it's a non-canon race from a meta perspective picture book! SOUND THE ALARM!"O-Orders, taicho?!""Div-Divert those strange flying kids away from the ship! They'll get blown apart if they come close""Understood!">The lookouts do the sensible thing to warn possible unintended casualties of this fight. Despite indiscriminately shelling at civilian houses I mean. They kind of have a track record of shooting first, helping you next.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5Q__uLcDA>There. That loud siren ought to be enough to make the flying things come not this way!
>>80010670>>80010734Here and gone in a flash. That's Jungle Pocket for you.The swap is in, so get to class and UMAPYOI!
>>80010780>Cobra broke in out of boredom and curiosity.>...I don't know how long I'll be able to stay up, so I'm just going to post this now before I succumb.
>>80010780i swear im not missing these on purpose
>>80010670You'll never know what you'll find on the road ahead.>>80010780Well, see ya then.>Gone like the wind and free from child support.>>80010809>Good bed.
>>80010670>[Rover is ready. And hungry.]>>80010780>[Damn....]>[Evil Ellis: I hate horses.]
>>80010670Eagle-1 back in the fight.>>80010780>I've been involved in a pun against my will, there is no greater act of tyranny in all the galaxy.
>>80010670I guess...>>80010780Don't
>>80010780The demon of sloth dies because she was too lazy to chew. Poetic.A cheater gets punished while we finally get the DC/Marvel crossover we've always wanted.And Denmark saves the world. No, not from the fairy, that was unfortunate collateral damage.>>80010809You friend looks a little off. Be careful.>>80010828It feels like you are.>>80010857I know the sharp pain of the BB death. I'm sorry.
>>80010919
>>80010919There was a reason.I think the Fairy was a member of the World Economic Forum
>>80010780Human. EARS!>>80010919Damnit! Where did that clown go? All I see are these boxes that clearly have nothing in them.
>>80010919He told her, then? I see, I see.
>>80010919Look at what's next to me. Peace is not an option.
>>80010919I forgot the training music again.https://youtu.be/Tn6s40nuI0wWhat is this? A peace slide? No, you can sense the movement of a powerful entity behind the scenes. An entity named Super Creek. She'll be taking three of you here.Meanwhile some exciting herb mixing action takes place.And Carnage spikes his heart rate.>>80010949Watch your step.>>80010952I refuse to believe that. That's a conspiracy theory.>>80010957When you finally finish first, your winning live is going to be quite the spectacle. I'm looking forward to you shouting umapyoi in some cute clothes.>>80011001>>80011006No peace. Only Goo Goo Babies(TM).
>>80011038It's simple. It's the World Economic FARIES
>>80011038Will I jinx it if I beg for no whammies? Maybe they're there, if I believe them to be there...
>>80011038
>>80010919>Wow...>>80011038Am I doing this right?
>>80011038The entire country, Gold Ship? Really?And you guys need to stay out of Tachyon's lab before I add events that might actually kill you in there. I'm going to do that soon.>>80011064Nooooooooooo.>>80011081The dead beat dad is no match for the ultimate mommy in the uma world.>>80011091Now share your new slang with your homies.>>80011107Remember, the red herbs do nothing by themselves.
>>80010741>Certainly, the additional noise coming from the ship was having a discouraging effect for the majority of the colorfully-dressed mass who were attempting the sane thing, working to disperse themselves further into the island's foliage. A few threw up some interesting spheres of pastel-shaded lights toward the vague direction of the siren, which lazily glided against the sky in basic patterns to the effect of knocking out the unfortunate stray 'gull or two from the airspace, possibly serving a clumsy maneuver to cover their escape->>80010780*ヒヒーン!*>She took the horse medicine.
>>80011038I don't think the W-man's land minds are working right.>>80011150Should have put the warning on the outside!
>>80010741>>80011179Hm?>Yet at least one fairy clad in damp green who held a more adventurous disposition than most had kept herself grounded, crawling on her knees closer to the shore in an effort to better observe the epicenter of the action!
>>80010919アク->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxgLqA00jK4>New to Danish IHOP®: fairy pancakes. Made with real fairies!
>>80011150Great... Thanks for making me feel old...
>>80011150A peaceful night 2 is skipped for an almost peaceful day 3.Even Macht has no respect or remorse for a legend. He really is a demon.>>80011186If I had to guess, I'd say those are another of Tachyon's "experiments". I could see her wanted to research the affect of fear induced adrenaline spikes during races. Or something like that.>>80011240RIP. Urara would be distraught if she saw that.>>80011247You're only as old as you feel.
>>80011150
>>80011268
>>80011150...and what is that supposed to be?>>80011268I got some glasses as well
>>80011268More peace? Skipped.Chihiro gets revenge for Mills by overwhelming Macht with raw knowledge.And maybe the winning live should wait if your dancing isn't up to snuff, Carnage. Next time for sure.>>80011283There are other ways of getting attention than that, you know.>>80011308You're both pretty gloomy looking. You definitely make quite the pair.
>>80011352Next time I'm teaming with Cobra Commander. And I get the joy of keeping my secret pick from you host! HAAAHAHAHAAA!
>>80011352
>>80011268Betting on Eagle-1.
>>80011352Another one, fallen by my hand...
>>80011404Shut up Mute.
>>80010919>[Rover just wanted to eat some horses.....]>>80010741>[The origin of the sound was so far off onto the sea. But the hound kept its six eyes locked on until.]https://youtu.be/1_AUeCPrM9g?si=PcB9gm4wwpwkbDWh>[Massive cannon accidentally hits the pupper right into the snoot. For the strange lookin' folk below, a loud yelp from the hound as he took an 80lb ball to the face! What followed was a bright light. The ship attacked first. In the doggo's mind, the big "metal sea monster" is an enemy. Therefore, the "sea monster" must be nuked, as Rover is holding down the charge button. Creating a plasma ball almost as big as the 12-meter-tall pupper himself. Rover is furious right now.]
>>80011352Lunch at Tracen!Chihiro is getting serious now. You can tell he wants to win by how big the explosion was.>>80011392I want to know your pick for your win card when you get up on that stage and SING. We'll find out eventually.>>80011404Rude.>>80011406Your jinx powers are as strong as ever.>>80011433But wait, there's more.
>>80011352>Running is hard when I'm not running away to survive...>>80011441I knew running away was the right moveI got a steak for myself
>>80011441I'm going to jinx myself out of spite, and god damn that twink is pissed, what you tell'm?
>>80011441BURN BABY BURN!
>>80011006The religion may be peaceful, but that doesn't mean we have to be.Let's kill that Goofyblud.>>80011406Smart bet, just you wait and see what I do.>>80011441>Immediately explodes.
>>80011441
>>80011441Truck-kun is as reliable as ever. Bringing us down tot he final five runners in this race.And what else? It's WNS! Five umamusume sprinting toward the finish line and it's anyone's game.Place your bets.>>80011467Medium rare?>>80011474I think he went through a lot in the past. Who can say?>>80011489I'm sure Junko is quite proud.
I do not care for gock. It is shallow and pedantic.
>>80011535I'm betting on the mute, to spite her.
>>80011535
>>80011535Sunny bet. uma
>>80011535I need to solve this case... something weird is going on at this academy and I will get to the bottom of it!
It's embarrassing how identical Junko and Clarent are at hosting kekekekekekekeThey both put me to sleep so hurry it up
>>80011535>Yes, this one at least5th place twice in a row?
>>80011535And here it is. The WINNING SLIDE!What? You still can't tell who the winner is? It's one of these four at the top. I guess you could compare this to a photo finish.Sunny, Chihiro, Harley and Spook man all crossed the finish line shoulder to shoulder.And the winner of Coffee Cup XLIV is..!>>80011553Does it insist upon itself?>>80011585She lacked the guts to sustain her final spurt, sadly.>>80011591Uma ma ma ma ma~>>80011594You're so close.>>80011597Try sleeping forever.
Hurry it up Clarent 2 I'm yawning
>>80011620HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! I will use this power for nothing but evil!
>>80011635take gock
Never host again Troonko and ClarentYou're both awful
>>80011620The winner is Harley! Hold on let me check...This is your SECOND CROWN! Congratulations! Please choose an uma for your card, or the coffee!
>>80011681Placements. Thank you all for running this race.>>80011680Umapyooooi~
>>80011681>And to think, that could have been Pokke's spot had she stayed in.>Thanks for hosting, well done Harley.
>>80011620Oh no...>>80011681I knew it...Thanks for hosting
>>80011697Well done Harley Quinn.>And thank you Cafe for hosting!
>>80011697>Thanks for toasting.
>>80011681I didn't think I'd be so disappointed in a winner, yet here we are. >>80011697Thanks for hosting.
>>80011697A clown? They really let anyone on the track in my time away. I'll congratulate her anyway.Thank you kindly.
>>80011697
>>80011697I fucking YAWNED, Junko! Where's the goldship futa rape event!??! GG Harley TFH JunkoP.S. was AFK 'cuz I was tuning some stuff with the simdev event sim for the winter ball tomorrow
>>80011681tch, congrats on the win Harely.>>80011697and thanks for the >checks notesuma-zing game!
>>80011681Wooooo! Thank you Cafe!!! :3Let's go with... Fusaichi Pandora :)I like her pigtails :3>>80011708>>80011715>>80011721 >meh meh meh meh>>80011734>>80011776Thank you all! :)
>>80011681>>80011697>[Not a horse. But she does look tasty.] >[Howl and pick from Rover. To the champion and host.](Thanks for game. Congratulations to Harley)
>>80011804>drains you.
>>80011804>>80011810>>80011817And thank you too :)
>both rigged>both bore us to tears >both play wacky unfunny reddit shit>both are shit hosts>both think good wincards are slap render next to character of choice>both think hosting will absolve them of their shitposting crimesCan we chase these shitters Junko and Clarent off?
>>80011179>>80011193>"Taisa! The diversion worked! The... flying kid things are moving away!">"Very good!">"That's your name, taisa!">A relief for the crew. The siren continued to blare, and the guns kept roaring. Looks like we got a straggler here though. Hey kid! You ever been scarred by the horrors of war before?!"GYAAARGHHH-!!!">Another powerful explosion from the main turret of the ship off shore rocks the beachhead. There's screams, and something goes flying. That something is the body landing in front of her."Grh... uurghh... ngh...">This gentleman, bloodied and beaten to a pulp by thorough artillery fire has sharp teeth, some knocked out. A saw-like nose bent horribly, and a tattoo red as his bruises and wounds. Very fishy!>It was at his defeat though, the cannon bombardment seemed to cease, giving way to see the Battleship in full as the smoke cleared.>As well as another looming threat >>80011440 about.>The scene of chaos was almost enough to distract from Mr. Fish here below you, gurgling out as he opened his eyes at the fairy and blinked."This... can't be the end... of the Arlong Pirates!!!">Oh it's much worse than that...
>>80011193>>80011440>>80011881>"Taisa! There's something else on the shore! A... a giant creature of some kind!">Thank god Rover is charging, gives us time for anime exposition before the attack is launched.>"Heh. Don't worry about it. He's already taking the field.">Okay, Rover, random yousei. You ever have one of those anime ass moments of instinctual fear? The kind followed by a chill, a sweatdrop, eyeshot closeup and little jingle of suspense?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWQo6qSieN4>If you weren't now, the sudden bright flash on the beach will make you have one. It was less than a second before a foot was pressing down on Mr. Fish's jaw here, shutting him up. The fishmen pirate crew, the Arlong Pirates, were trying their best to avoid this guy, but now HE'S here..."Oi ouuiiii! That's really staggering-neee~! I didn't think this island was inhabited by yousei-tachi! It seems the world's full of surprises.">Gh...! The aura this guy's giving off...! It's like he just impact frame'd!"Maa~! Very many apologies, Arlong-kun! This is the end of the voyage."
>>80011838NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS -- OH WAIT! CATRA BOUGHT WEED KILLER!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcgpa5Peer0I'M NOT LETTING YOU DRAIN ME BEFORE THE WINTER BALL!>>80011875This implies you're physically crying over HG. Absolutely mindbrokened.
>>80011708>80011713>>80011715>80011718>>80011721>80011734>>80011776>80011804 (You could pretend the dropkick event is that. You even futa humped the entire nation of Denmark this game.)>>80011810 Umazing!>80011817You're all very welcome. As always.>>80011811I'll get to work right away.
>>80011912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu8_an0J0qE
>>80011875Name my shitposting crimes. Go ahead and lay them all out, please.
>>80011962You called my lord and saviour Hoshi a gook
FIRST 24EXPRESS GAMES
Marth...
>>80012002Every Admiral Episode 29
bait
>>80012002Bowsette>>80011948Nothing personnel, kid.
>>80012002Junko Enoshima
>>80012002Harley Quinn
Killer bees in my ass
>>80012002evil denmark
>>80012002Plant that will have it's revenge on Bowsette's balls
>>80012002Bri'ish Colonialism
>80012015
>>80012002Macht
>>80012002Dobermann
>>80012002Sunny
>>80012002Pulchra Fellini
>>80012002Lizzie
>>80012002Alpha1918
>>80012095Where's your date for the ball?
>>80012002The Invisible Man
>>80012002Sakura Bakushin O
>>80012002Ulti
>>80012103...I don't have one.
>>80012143>My image! Too much SPEED!
>>80012145Pop em out
>>80012002Eagle-1
>>80012145>Hunts you.
>>80012153Unacceptable.
>>80012147Wait you could talk this whole time?
>>80011881>As a matter of fact-A youkai...of the sea?>Pointless violence was part-&-parcel where she came from, and so was seeing big, imposing figures getting floored after intense exchanges of violence! The lone fairy would attempt to keep out of sight and mind by keeping close to the remaining brush, folding up her wings as she contemplated how to react to this situation->>80011899>>80011440Ehe!?>Between the gigantic black mass and this suddenly-manifesting comparative giant, the spectator could only quietly gasp at the scene unfolding before her, attempting to further compact her extremities to minimize her profile out of reflex whilst she shuddered, fingers crossed that the latter was referring to her flock in general.>To perceptive senses, the out-of-place scent of rainwater permeated the outskirts of the bombardment.
>>80012002Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki>>80011697GG everyone, thank you Manhattan Cafe for hosting and congratulations to Harley!I swear I always die to that god damn Goo Goo Babies event...
>>80012002Me-tan
>>80012145Go fight banana man
>>80012182Even a genius class rep can make mistakes every now and then! How does that old saying go? Even monkey's fall from trees?>>80012197You're definitely the type that Super Creek would enjoy spoiling! Oh and Cafe says "You're super welcome"!
>>80012197Thank you Chiri :)I think I won the other through a go go event too XD
>>80012228>Did anyone ever say that? If so, it's the first time I'm hearin' it. I'll let you in this time, I don't wanna see sad umas.
>>80012156My horns? They're already out dumbass!>>80012170>While Ulti confronts one Anon, Page One slowly sneaks up behind the brave hunter.
>>80012259Clever girl...
>>80012002Don Quixote Express
>>80012033Your gold bordered plaque. Now with even better gold metallic gradient bordering. Your card will follow shortly.>>80012257Please don't tease her too much. She's trying her best.
>>80012280>Steals your shoes.
>>80012002Rover>>80011881>[JOBong pirates.... They lost. Then again, a bombardment of this magnitude may reduce any pirate band into smithereens.]>>80011899>[Dog always blasts at his current full power first. Wanting to get a fight done quickly. More opportunities to eat, yet the moment HE ENTERS the beach. Two of Rover's six eyes looked down, just as the hound released the death ball. For the ship, an incoming death plasma ball with a diameter of 10 meters is blitzing right for the warship.]>[Even if it might be a near miss with Rover getting distracted by the CHADmiral making his presence known below. Someone is bound to see the death ball zooming right towards them.]>>80012196>[The hound is massive. Watch as it fires off a plasma ball equaling to its size at the warship far off in the sea.]
>>80012002Tranny
>>80012191...Don't act surprised. Everyone can.
>>80012312Ooo shiny :3
>>80012342Why stay mysterious for so long?
>>80012342
>>80012328>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD5fm09Py68
>>80012353I just don't have much to say....And it would have stayed that way if it weren't for some meddling kids >>80012362.
>>80012443Don't you want to make friends?
>>80012227damn dude why you wanna fucking kill her like that, she's like, on par with Momongaliterally sending a tuk tuk against Grave Digger>>80012196>>80012332Man i really hate to do this right now but it's exactly midnight and i promised myself i wouldn't be up past 1AM because i have a christmas party to go to, gonna have to call it here, you guys okay with continuing another time?
>>80012337Lenny...
>>80012460>Works for me. Be seeing you.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBYdMrUd0w0
>YES THREAD GOYIM DONT YOU WANT FRIENDSCouncilfags...
>>80012460Sure. Hit the save and quit button here. Have a good one, friendo
>>80012347And here she is. Ding ding, your Umazon delivery is here. Congrats again on a well ran race.
>Be seeing you.
>>80012508Did you get bored of your namesake?
>>80012508lil bro think his name johnathon /skull/
>>80012578what's wrong with it?
>>80012532Hehe, da cute :3Thank you Cafe! :)
>2 more!
>>80012002The man with no name
>>80012002Gwimbly
>>80012508>>80012528Thanks bros, i, kizaru, promise to make good on showing you next time (how bullshit Logias are)remember to SUPPORT GIRLS in the meantime, or else Chopper will cry
>>80012002Big Kev
>>80012578>https://youtu.be/G-hJA03fAXo?t=22
You all look extra murderous today!>>80012280Thanks for hosting earlier Don!
>>80012671Check the death rate before you start please
>>80012671BRING IT ON!
>>80012671>Starting up...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kExkrDuMlC8Welcome to Windows! How would you like me to help you today?
>>80012666>666evilno
>>80012671Twinsies~
>>80012671Comin' in hot.
>>80012666Ez left you for your sister.
>>80012693>>80012698>>80012722>>80012725I'M FLYIIIIIN~
>>80012738Did you check the death rate?
>>80012666>UNHOLYno...>>80012671>Not a problem!Let us not waste daylight!>>80012738ONWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!>Massive gas leak included.
>>80012744Did you check your faggot rate? I bet it's set to Very High.
>>80012759Ava rate?
>>80012738https://youtu.be/wLP_M7fM4Q4?si=Bz2VjQKml2qRFadh>[Damn. Again.]
>>80012671Not really, I just have dead looking eyes>>80012671And a knife>You can't forget the knife
>>80012738THAT FUCKING THING WAS AIMING FOR MY SACK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS DAMN THING?! I'M NOT GOING TO BE GOING TO PROM DRY YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!!
I'M THE STRONGEST FAIRY AAAAAALIVE!!!! I've DONE EVERYTHING in my power to make my boyfriend Ezreal happy. I've built him AN ENTIRE SOCIETY, complete with grandiose castles and sprawling camps, filled with all sorts of races, from Brazilian soldiers to drunken slavs, even the smelly brown people, I didn't care as long as my SUPER HERO Ezreal would love me back! But NO, my pathetic efforts were all FOR NOTHING! He chose my sister, the weakling Advent-Cirno, over me! How COULD he do this to me?! I've been working tirelessly to make him into a fairy, to earn his LOVE, but he's been CONSTANTLY fucking ADVENT instead! All while I lay HELPLESS on this hospital bed, too COMA-ed to stop him from fucking my sisters pussy! And now, while I'm trapped in this FOREVER sleep, I watch in sheer HORROR as he FUCKS ADVENT, right next to me, as I scream in my mind, begging for HIM to LOVE ME! I'm nothing but a KEK, to BOTH my sister and my so-called LOVE, and it eats away at my very SOUL! How COULD a tiny ice fairy like me, who's been DEDICATING her ENTIRE LIFE to making a fairy out of a mere HUMAN, be so DISRESPECTED and TRAMPLED upon?! I'm just a FUCKING BITCH in a coma, to them, and that breaks my FUCKING HEART! A little ice fairy BITCH like me will NEVER be a REAL WOMAN for Ezreal, and that BURNS me like no other FUCKING PAIN in the WORLD! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, MY ONE TRUE LOVE?!?!
>>80012738That's a Swedish miss.>>80012752I have faith Don will find her backpack stuffers in due time!Macht is one to keep an eye on, for sure!Bashukin INCREASES POWERR>>80012777Checked, at least you didn't get kek'd..
>>80012797If it can't suck you dry its going to take your balls the hard way.
>>80012725>do not repost>reposts it anywayMado...
>>80012738>>80012780>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxjLsaN2bI>Please don't abuse her hardware. This home computing system is only here for your convenience.>>80012823Searching "darkness"...one result found!
>>80012666Cirno... It's been over 3 years... I just need a little hit of plot... Just one more hit...
>>80012823>A couple of the snakes dangle on her head.Plenty of treasures for mine taking!
>>80012666>>80012706>>80012752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiorq5rafw
>>80012823THIS PLANT IS TRYING TO RUN ME OVER BY HAVING TRAINS COME OUT OF WARP PIPES! I'M NOT GOING TO MY WINTER BALL WITH NO WINTER BALLS!>>80012832ALL I WANTED WAS TO SAVE MY SPERM FOR CATRA! WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!
>>80012883It just killed another lizard lady as a warning.
Mario has logged in.
>>80012823WOWTHAT'S A LOT OF YOU DEAD RIGHT OFF THE BATTHIS IS LOOKING A LOT LIKE THE LAST ONE>>80012880P. smart, these guys hate snakes.>>80012883NOT EVERYTHING'S A PLANT CONSPIRACY BOWSETTE
>>80012837What can I say? I'm a bit of a rebel.
>>80012915Damn it...
>>80012915>That was expected when the terrifying monkeys were greeted by a terrifying fellow.
>>80012911https://youtu.be/_Fd5HXM2WQM?si=W14NvtpCpr8XcT36
>>80012915FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>80012903>>80012915IT LOOKS LIKE I MUST ACTIVATE MY CONTINGENCY PLAN! CHOMPETTE, GO! PROTECT MY BALLS AND FILL THE PLANT WITH CHOMP CUM!>>80012911I'll kill that pesky plumber!
>>80012823>Thank God it wasn't me this time, it caught me off guard the first time>>80012915>Is this some kind of deja vu?
>>80012970You got blasted by the glue gun and became easy prey.Just not to the monkeys.
>>80012878>I've had my focus divided among multiple projects this year and Cirno being physically inactive has remained a good excuse for my actual inactivity in this place while I try and find time for fun stuff with you guys. Craig City heist's conclusion is 'the' flag for me to conclude that stuff happening with Venom and set her up. >Just need to finish up the location shots and encounter sprites to pass over to Craig...>>80012706>>80012752>>80012882>Ill tidings ahead...
>>80012961Well the weather outside is--actually, not bad at all, you're just a bunch of pansies.>>80012970>There's a Chomp girlWe've gone TOO far>>80013003And not the good kind, I'm afraid.
>>80013008You still lost Ez to Advent.
>>80012882>>80013008>Now she will make up as the Arena Antichrist. You blew it...>>80013020I may hath e...eaten thosh... shnakes...
>>80012915>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sycZ4GnUA4>CPU Over Temperature Err
>>80013008How does it feel to know that
>>80012970There's a Chompette now...? Not gonna lie, she's pretty cute.
>>80013020Well alrighty then!>>80013049I called it.
>>80013064Those teeth would shred your dick.
>>80013067>So how about your dad, Don? Have you heard from him?
>>80013004OH NO! THE CHOMPETTE IS TOO BUSY PISSING ON A MAILBOX! FINAL CONTINGENCY PLAN! >*Throws a super crown at the plant*NOW SHE'LL SUCK HER *OWN* GOCK DRY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!>>80013020>>80013064You haven't seen anything yet. That's not even the START of how many ette's there are in the mushroom kingdom!
>>80013067You be lookin' like the Man of La Mancha.That's the most mileage I've gotten out of that in years!
>>80013085Who said anything about mouth stuff?.... unless... that pussy has teeth.. o.0
>>80013128It does.
>>80013114I know TOADette, and uhh that's it.>>80013118F>>80013110Not even a single letter?
>>80013110Excuse me
>>80013114You fool! Now it has two mouths to drain you with! It's going to suck your balls off!
>>80013085Then I'd just avoid her mouth, simple!>>80013128Oh dear god, you just reminded me of that movie "Teeth"
>>80013144You know your life's gone off the rails when even *Sweden* rejects you.Light anyone?
>>80013118>Spot on!>>80013144>It's...complicated.
>>80013128All the ette's in my army have penises. Chompette's is knotted.>>80013144There's ette's of almost every single Mario character, besides shy guy. Because Shy Guy already got his own genderbend YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSS before Bowsette became a thing.>>80013171Good point... BUT it has a gock now! It can't resist and it'll turn into a perpetual cycle of self-sucking!
>>80013193But it has a taste for yours. What are you going to do if it wins?
>>80013193Knotted? I'd imagine sharp hook like protrusions
>>80013178Any predictions guys? Bets? Jinxies?>>80013178Well, at least you're loaded for this game.>>80013193..I seem to remember an HG shygal.
>>80013174Never seen it, but kek :)
>>80013229We pray for Bowsette's balls.
>>80013216I NEVER LOSE!>>80013228chain chomp is based off of a dog so it's probably knotted.>>80013229Interesting.. Was it an oldfag?>>80013251IF THE PLANT WINS I'LL BE DRY DURING PROM AND CATRA WILL BE DISAPPOINTED!!
>>80013276What about all those times Mario beats you?
>>80013276Fair..>>80013229If bed come before the end, gratz n thanks Mokou! :)
>>80013294Mario's a cuck and he watches happily as I make peaches and cream>>80013318It'd hurt less than a spiked cock that's for sure
>>80013229>Considering her current physiology, that'd make her one tough cookie.Now I AM thy strongest!
>>80013229Speed it up Jimmy
Ok game's over. Piranha plant lost.
>>80013521What if it's being rigged to make him win?
Kekekekekekeke Game so slow Mokou gave up on it fuck that loser and his buddies
>>80013318>>80013394>>80013229What was behind door #2??IT'S ALWAYS MONKEYS
>>80013537I SURE AS SHIT HOPE NOT! Sigh... Mokou's game was going too fast so he killed himself to prevent a speedy win for anyone. I'm gonna go play outlast trials.>>80013553This one was going by fast though, make sense with your shitposting. That's my piece of advice. See what I typed above for reference.
>commits suicide
>>80013556>Those monkeys againThanks for hosting
>>80013556Beating the odds, evil denmark comes out on top of this one!
>>80013602We at the Express Games would like to sincerely apologize for
>>80013609everything.
>>80013556>That'll happen.>>80013602>>80013609Mine congrats... to the entire landmass?Mine thanks for thee, Mokou!>SWEDEN NO
>>80013602Thanks.
>>80013602Can no one in this world stop the spread scandinavian tyranny?>Thanks for hosting, well done Evil Denmark.
>>80013609>Press any key to continue._
>>80013573You got VERY fucking lucky there. I was kinda hoping the plant would win as that would be the most hilarious outcome. Kinda off topic now but I really want to pet that Chompette now...>>80013609GG everyone, thank you Mokou for hosting and congratulations to that villainous evil Denmark!Goodnight everyone!
>>80013588>>80013625>>80013641>>80013654And also,THANKS FOR PLAYING
yap yap yap
Four slow as shit gamesNever host again Clarent Junko Micah Mokou
>>80013677>NE key>>80013679Thanks for playing! Goodnight Chihiro!
>>80013722Your games aren't fast or good like Cirno's
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>it's the glipglorp cirno orbiter anon shitposting
Clarent lost hosting won't redeem his sins fuck him I rule these hours now fuck you
Benis.
>>80013888Do you agree with me that Clarent is still a leech nigger and hosting won't change that?
>>80013915https://youtu.be/83TPhQIzjg4?si=7l00EajtzBUwuv5R
MY BODACIOUS BOD
>>80013871>>80014037>>80014057Kill yourself Dickey
Ooh banana
Smells like creamed corn in here.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW!
page 4 where go
>>80014214Island closest to heaven
>>80014214Somewhere warm and sandy
>>80014076>Commits suicide
Hope you're all ready for the winter ball starting tomorrow! Well to some it's actually starting much later today.
Yawnestly
>Commits suicide
>>80014680Can't wait! Hope everyone has lots of fun <3
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