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OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG
>>80033878I guess, I'm also going to bed hungry.
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>>80033878LENNY PLEASE I'M TAKEN!>>80033573I'll remember to add less salt next time~ <3>>80033589Okie :3>>80033609Only a million marks
>>80033878In my defence I should like to state that I have worked the last 72 hours without a single break.
>>80033878Son of a bitch...
>>80033927I SWEAR TO GOD>Image
>>80033645Hm.>Rather than escalate the argument, "Don" took a moment to reflect. Has the butter that we have consumed on our adventures been salted after all, Father? Humanity's innovations are intriguing.>Was that craggy guy even one?>>80033878Enough of this charade. I'll give you a merciful death.
>>80033878No... all these innocent onions... their lives cut short by my intemperate hand...>Why must cooking be so cruel? No matter how one cooks, either the cook or the cooked suffers harm. Princess Crown's only glad it's her holding the knife, and not this onion.
>>80033878The hamburger is german you worthless fucking murimutts..HAMBURGer.. it's from HAMBURG. That is MY cuisine you fkn brownoids.
>>80033878Oh, aren't you the one I save-->She gets whacked with the fishy before falling over.
THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!>>80033927That spiteful cunt just tried to poison you!>>80033933L4D2 taught me that you losing was total BULLSHIT! You TOTALLY should've won that!>>80033980Lol your gay german food got colonized and made infinitely better by Americans>>80033953There are many sons AND daughters of bitches here, now that I think about it.
So the answer is almost always the semicircle for the shapes and 3 or 4 for the dots. The letters is the only one where you need to pay attention.
>>80033927>>80033960Bam :)
>>80034020>The cycle of abuse continues, now Irene is putting ketchup on the omelette.
>>80034020I don't eat ze borg anyways. I eat superior asian cuisine from the superior asian race.
>>80034020I concede. This activity is rather fun. Shall we go for another round?>She was starting to get into it, much like her normal game-loving self.
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>>80034020Is there a rule against dumpsters containing haute cuisine? No. Is there some natural law against it? No.>In fact, this dumpster chocolate cake tastes downright delicious.
>>80034020>>80034102>Mok's sure giving it her all.Hey, hey. Are we all without partners right now?
>>80034020I'm strongly disposed to agree. One shot's all it generally needs to knock someone cold with a skillet.
>>80034020I'll teach him with a spicy meatball, Brits hate spices!>>80034057HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT!!!~ <3This is Harley, right?Thank you thank you thank you! :3>>80034045It's a pain in the ass to learn, but once you get good at it it's still a pain in the ass~L
>Inhales 500 Big Macs.
>>80034020Is this the new sim?
Should I get Metroid Prime 4?
>>80033961It's not something that you pay attention to much in your daily life, but butter is a dairy-based product. It would spoil quickly if you didn't take some efforts to preserve it. And salt is a very tempting addition to most foodstuffs either way. They even have special types of salt just for butter-making too, I think.>THE MOUNTAIN taps his stony chin in sagely contemplation.Hm. I'm not sure about clarified butter, though.>>80034020>>80034085Oh, please. What is this, a maid cafe?
This is one clumsy fuckin' cat...>>80034102SURE! HERE'S A GAME! IF YOU CAN ROLL AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND USE A BEDPAN, YOU WIN A PRIZE!>>80034134My partner went away too... Sigh... I want the pussy back....>>80034129Did she just eat poop? What's on her face?>>80034045It's a basic fucking pattern recognition game, dude. A 6 year old could solve it.
>>80033693>Ezreal listened, and the last traces of his manic energy finally burned away as he let the heaviness of her feelings settle in. All that exhaustion and regret weighing on her seemed to physically press her down the door, until she's sitting on the floor in a defeated slump.Ahh...>Slowly, he sunk to the floor himself, sitting across from her. He didn't want to feel like he was crowding her, but the narrow hallway almost had their knees touching together. He fixes his attention to a water stain on the ceiling, feeling like the added weight of his gaze might be too much for Emma to bear in this moment.You're right. They might not recognize you. >His voice comes out as a low scrape, rattling against his vocal chords. Those words were hard to speak.The you they knew, the me they knew, they might as well be ghosts now. >There was no sugar-coating that painful truth. The past they shared was somewhere they were both exiled from. However, as he continued to speak, his voice became more intensely passionate.But they're a ghost to you and me too now. We have good memories and painful memories with her. We both fucked up pretty bad, aha.>He admits with a bitter laugh.But in a lot of ways we didn't too. But it doesn't really matter now, because she's a memory, and we're not. We're stranded here in the present, away from all that trouble, all that joy. So the people who'll know you now,>He feels free to level his gaze with Emma's.They'll get to know whatever version of yourself you show them. For better and definitely for worse, you and I just gotta live with what we've done. And that's the first step you need to take towards finding your light, like I found mine.>Ezreal's gauntlet shimmers with a faint blue glow. Wallowing is nothing. >>80033878>The moment they get done with the toilets, Ezreal's stomach rumbles....Get the toilet cleaner ready again.
>>80034195Have fun with the stalls. I'm too wide to fit in to most of them here, gehehe.
>>80034157Finest china quality.
>>80034191our residential nintendofag said its bad
>>80034154Yes, it me :3You're welcome, love you guys <3 (:
>>80034020>Ezreal unhinges his jaw like he's Shaggy and pulls the tower into his mouth using vacuum-like suction! His mouth snaps shut just like an alligator chomping down on a duck, and all pancakes are consumed with a single chomp.*mmph!* *mmmhph!* >>80034195It was so clever of me to order those 500 cigarettes earlier...>Ezreal takes a drag. He then holds his cig out for Peepers to have a hit from.
>>80034195>That's how *I* would like to die.
Irene is a fucking fatass>>80034197This sounds like the start of something really depraved>>80034191If you like soilent and videotoys for children, yes.>>80034185No, it's simdev's event sim.
>>80034195I-it's not poop! It's chocolate cake frosting! Obviously it's not good manners to bring cutlery when you're eating in a dumpster...>>80034116All I want to know is, they let us eat sodium chloride, but why not sodium carbonate? Humans are made of carbon. It's probably extremely nutritious.
>>80033467 (Red is Platinum)GAH!>[My fuckin' knee.- Platinum probably.]>[Heading his dive kick prematurely, with red mass exiting out of his knee. Close to disabling->[Psych! His antenna, zoom and stretched forward. Delivering combination whips across Carnage's body. Max speed mass whipping!]
>>80034195>This is one clumsy fuckin' cat...I don't think that was clumsiness on Catra's part....Peepers, meanwhile, can help himself to my smokes, although goddess blood is something of an acquired taste.
>>80034285sam bought it
>>80034285I was so busy talking shit I didn't notice Hiro dieded.Guess that's it then.
>>80034195We're just storing her parts for later.We can rebuild her; faster, stronger, sexier...Also what a bullshit relationship system>>80034285Jeez Irene, this is why I always have my cookies turned off>>80034265Love you too Harley, you're always doing these and I love you for it :3~L
>>80034315Sam also bought the newest pokemon slop so yeah
There is nothing wrong with public defecation.
>>80033497 (Tiger and a mountain)>[Both seem evenly matched. To heavyweights sending forces towards their opponents!]>[A large grin on Tora's face!]Havin' fun‽! >[Maybe the MOUNTAIN is right, not using powers can be fun. Yet that last point. *TCH!* The tiger isn't that smart. But with both of them matched together, Tora's smile widened.]>[The yokai's mane slowly rose up, and all across the MOUNTAIN's front-facing body. The tiger's hair delivers quick stabs in rapid succession. Designed to shatter metal, does playing dirty count as skill? It does in the Tiger's eyes.]
>>80034285>He was too BIG for this world, too THICK.
>>80034192......Yes?>>80034195>Irene actually thought that they were prepping some expensive, foreign cut of meat. >>80034285What? The Princess really likes baked goods. She'd be pleased to try these.
>>80034285It was depraved. Well, I only took a shit, but it was a depraved shit. >He then pukes until he dies, courtesy of egg.
>>80034134The Spartan you all call Master Chief is making his patrol rounds. Allow me to participate on his behalf, even when he cannot assist me.>Woah, Don. When did your eyes turn red?>>80034192>She had to consider that there were cultures far less luxurious than her upbringing.Not all have access to cellars and the like, I tend to forget myself. I recall the stories of Fixers who would preserve meat with similar forms of salt and take it with them on excursions far beyond their familiar territories. I do suppose it is like that.>>80034195You've spared me from a fate worse than death. I give you my thanks.>As she used the last of her strength before perishing, what was it Don pointed to? A tall glass of water on a table.
>>80034354Flag.
That cat's primary diet is the smelliest, most mercury-laden tuna ever. Surprised?>>80034300>eating chocolate cake out of a dumpsterYeah, you probably just ate the local hobo's tummy chocolate.>>80034310I refuse to believe MY catra's twin could do something so cold-hearted...>>80034329The relationship system makes it much more likely that a tribute will appear in an event with another tribute, It's rare that 2 bonded tributes kill each other but it sometimes happens, and sometimes in a trippy way.>>80034315Sam would literally buy a steaming pile of horse feces if a nintendo sticker was on it
>>80034304>Don't make a Roots joke Carnage! It's in bad taste! Kunta Kinte!>And he made the joke as he staggered forward, his alien flesh squirming where he was hit.>His whole body shifted to face Sperm.Two can play that game! >Bladed tendrils fire from his skin to skewer Platinum and his head antenna.
>>80034391to be fair to him he did say the game was garbage
>>80034377What about flags?I'm saar posting.
>>80034391>That cat's primary diet is the smelliest, most mercury-laden tuna ever. Surprised?No.
>>80034391Very cool, I thought it was odd that Roxy survived being cut up and stored in the freezer lolSo long as Roxy's alive that's all I care about
>>80034414He should stop buying Nintendo garbage.
PC+Nintendo > Sony > Xbox
>>80034373Is that right? Then, allow me to propose that we stick together. Us four, versus all of the other pairs. How 'bout it?>Well, someone must have overheard this, because three of us died in the very next slide.>>80034423>Ah, then a false-flag.
>>80034391Can't I just shoot her? We can toss her body in the freezer and pretend she never showed up.
That's gonna fatten up the lobster real well! Someone's gonna eat like a king once she's digested.>>80034414>Buys a bag of dog shit>eats it>EWWWW THIS IS GROSS!He still bought it and played it. I love the guy but he buys so much slop. I love him enough to say that.>>80034437Don't teach her how to microwave that tuna or it's going to smell like hell in here
>>80034481Mokou what the fuck are you talking about? Saar please
>>80034391Ack! Once again, forgetting my own vast number of allergies and simultaneously eating all the food I'm allergic to is my undoing!>breaks out in hives, severe inflammation, minor ebola, and super cancerTell my servants... I loved... commanding them...>>80034362You let me die... again...>dies nobly, mouth full of oysters and peanuts
>>80034481>Is it simply the plight of the partnerless to never feel holly nor jolly?
>>80034503Something something "I can see this poster's flag, even though it's not /bant/"
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>>80034444Nice quads!!!!Metroid Dread is still one of my favorite games, beat it on Dread mode where you die in one hit lol>>80034494I'm going to murder Zoidberg ~L
>>80034494>come back just in time to die because I was called to buy somethingIRL things will never let me enjoy these ever again.
>>80034543Ah, I see.. that's an awful meme. Whoever came up with that should drink acid.Mokou my shoulder hurts, make it better
>>80034494These methods of preparing a lobster feel....extreme. >>80034506P-Princess!? >Will she ever discover Crown's body in a non-shameful position? She takes out a napkin and once again cleans off the blonde's mouth.
>>80034494>it's going to smell like hell in hereI knew we refrigerated all our dead for a reason.
>>80034577A plant posted this.
>>80034577They need you over there in /ERP/.
>>80034522>'Twas certainly the tale of the times, tonight.>Lucky for us, this event be a 2-night affair.>>80034567>To each their own..>Massages your shoulder with magic.
>>80034596Nonsense, that's clearly Ingrid
WHAT DID THE FOX EVER DO TO YOU?!?!>>80034506I'll tell your servants that you wish they got ebola too>>80034557Why not Zoidberg?>>80034574I wonder how microwaved human would smell
>>80034614Ingrid couldn't suck with a vacuum.
Sonic is better
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>>80034603I don't wanna..>>80034613It helped!Probably because I empties my backpack.>>80034645I'm gonna teach Ingrid how to pleasure penises
>>80034197>Emma sniffles, still looking distraught as she listens to him. The more he speaks though...the more she seems to calm down. Her shivers and hitching breaths slow to regular breathing as she lets his words sink in....you're right. I can't...keep clinging on to shit that's over now...to people that aren't here anymore...>Her gaze meets his now, her eyes stable enough to almost seem normal rather than whatever replaced them at this point.Haha...we sound like fucking boomers or something dude...>She's smiling, but for real this time.
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>>80034623Don't look at me, she just asked me to lend a hand. >She unloads a couple bullets into the fox as well.
>>80034404>[Whiplash hit! Yet Carnage deforms his body, launching a storm of Bladed tendrils towards the Platinum.]>[Cue one of those slow-mo dodge sequences. With Platinum, closing the distance between the pair. Ducking on one blade tendrils, jumping over another, sliding against another, he gets chipped on his shoulder and calf. But that won't be enough to stop Platinum. Ending the slow-mo seq with a dive fist! Not just one fist, another flurry of punches, once Platinum was close enough..... a small loan of trillion punches for you, Cletus!]
Why did you gorilla niggers hurt my fox?
>>80034563You brought me cheer for the holidays, you're amazing and I will love you forever~ <3>Starts putting your eyes back in~ <3>>80034623Because I don't trust his ink sack~L
>Peace skipped>>80034685Alpha I swear to fucking god if you win 2 games in a row I will rape you>>80034703WHAT DID HE EVER DO?!>>80034727Heh... Ink... Sack... Like balls... And cum.
>>80034362...>Fuck, now he looks stupid.Fair enough. You dress for the part well.>>80034373Refrigeration is the real key to preserving butter...you can buy unsalted, of course, but you should assume it's salted unless specified otherwise.I'm no pro chef, but I watch a few cooking shows now and then for variety. Being able to impress people with the occasional dish doesn't hurt either, gehehe.>That's right, THE MOUNTAIN has domestic skills. What a guy.>>80034356Hrf!>They might be digging in to his stony surface, but he doesn't seem too phased!Allow me to show you a real trick!>Tora's got some nice and long arms. He can use that. Bundling the two hands together, THE MOUNTAIN intertwines them as he turns around for just a bit of leverage, before...FUCKING HAULING them inward towards him. Tora is the weight at the other end, Mountain's strength is the effort expended, Mountain's shoulder the fulcrum, and Tora's own arms, kept straight by it being the side the elbows actually face (and thus do not normally bend) is the lever!>You're fighting a grappler, boy, and you've been sitting in grab range for a hell of a long time! Will Tora's arms give out, will he simply be flung over the Mountain's shoulder in to the ground again, or will Tora find a way to tech out?
God I hate niggers.*fox noises*
>>80034720>>80034743>Had to ring ding ding ding ding a ring a ding it to 'em>pleasekillmenow
>>80034743GOOOOOOOOOO IREEEEEEEEENE! AVENGE MY UNTIMELY DEATH! SEIZE YOUR DESTINY!
SKIPPED MANY SLIDES!AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER!.... AND IT'S FUCKING ALPHA?! THAT BITCH WON TWICE TODAY!!! SIMDEV IS ZOG SIMDEV IS ZOG!>>80034770Would you kill Tails from sonic? You just killed his dad.>>80034792Irene is dead now.
>>80034743Two on one? Impressive, you actually acknowledge the fact that I'm a threat. I must apologize though, I have to win this game for my Princess. Please do me a favour and die. >>80034792P-Please Princess, use your inside voice.
>>80034743Irene's handling of this event has left me more impressed and overwhelmed than I can describe. I'll abstain from making any sort of wager and instead just wish you both good luck.
>>80034743
>>80034770>kills you>you like thisAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80034743>The confidence was too high, a fatal crash was the only outcome.>That and my return made the afk buff melt away like ice on a hot pan.>I'll bet in Irene regardless.>>80034808>Or not.
>the Mordred content some people missedI'll never understand it.AAAAAAAAA
>>80034719>Between punch number 5,007 something happens.>Carnage catches one of the fists in his hand.>Slowly rising his battered head up to look at Sperm, it shifts back to normal.>But that horrible smile, it never left him.HEHEHEEEHAHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! Haven't figured it out yet? Okay here, let's play this game! >The red horror shoves him back letting go of the fist.Hit me, and I mean hit me until YOU can't stand! I want you to put every inch of your power into hitting me.>The nightmare in crimson opens his arms.Give me ya best shots....
>>80034808>Wasn't fluffy enough>Alpha 2 times out of 4...shit event tbqhwyf'am
THIS ZOG BITCH WON TWICE!
>>80034808My breast swells with pride and my stomach with kosher sausage. HIT IT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0
>>80034810The event you drew almost completely makes up for being beaten though.>>80034827Congratulations on winning, Alpha!
>>80034846So this is the power of Satan...
>>80034808No... this h'ant be cappening... thanks for game, though!>>80034810At least you tried. Second is exactly where you belong anyway, so it's familiar. Like nothing's changed at all from a walking, talking person to a lifeless corpse.>>80034846Congrats to the chief murderer.
>>80034808>>80034846>>80034743
>>80034846>Thanks for hosting...>mfw 3 bloodbath deaths in a row
>>80034808Is it only the two of us left? It's a pleasure facing off against you like this. May the best woman win. >She lost lol>>80034846Ah, congratulations. To think that I saved her life back in the beginning. Thank you for the round. >>80034864>Bows.
PLACEMENTSAND THAT IS MY FINAL GAME FOR DAY 1 OF THE WINTER BALL! THE 2ND AND FINAL DAY OF THE WINTER BALL WILL BEGIN TOMORROW AT THE SAME TIME IT BEGAN TODAY! DON'T BE LATE! THANK YOU, THE TRIBUTE FOR JOINING! IT WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT *YOU*! YES, *YOU* THE ONE READING THIS!HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!
I'm hungry
>>80034846Welp, thanks for the game. Where'd my date run off to...?
>>80034846>>80034864>>80034877>>80034884
>>80034846Well done Alpha. Two in a row is impressive work.>Thanks for hosting. >>80034854>Lol. Her surge of power must be your doing. What exactly did your world government goons do to her?
>>80034846Well done Alpha.>>80034890Thanks for hosting.
>>80034680I think I'm technically 130 years old now? So I'm more like the Lost Generation. I like that, it makes me sound mysterious.>There's no joking inflection to his voice when he mentions his apparent age, but the last comment makes him crack a smile. The smile softens as he looks at Emma, genuinely glad to see the weight on her shoulders seems a little lighter, even if it's maybe only for this moment.So you're really feeling better?>He asks, with a gentle voice.Good. That's great! I must still have some sense knocking around in here, huh?>He raps his knuckle against the side of his skull.It's all true too, everything that I said. I know that my point was that we should stop being ghosts, but if those bad feelings swell again, at least we can haunt each other. Having died in the same tragic house fire and all.>>80034890ggwp
>>80034890Nice job, Alpha.>And thanks for hosting!
>>80034846Congratulations Alpha, way to go superstar!>>80034727Awww! Thank you Loo~ <3>>80034890Thanks for hosting!-Roxy
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>>80034877.....Yes, my Grace. >She takes up her usual position, standing behind Crown.
>>80034846>>80034890>[Again?! This ball is being hijacked by the Jews!]Many thanks for the match.Well met, alpha!Shame I did not get a moment with her....>>80034869*cough*
>>80034908>>80034910>>80034920>>80034922
Saar...
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>>80034890GG everyone, thanks for hosting and congratulations to Alpha!
>>80034890Thanks for the game! And congrats to Alpha!
>>80034757Incredible. No wonder that goods made with butter tend to hold up on the front of preservation. I admit that I do learn through my stomach and preparing food at times...>Even something as simple as whipping up a snack for storytime was her specialty.>>80034890I would like to extend my congratulations to the winner at hand, Alpha.Thank you for letting us attend.
>>80034954Why did they cut her fingies off?
>>80034959>>80034968
>>80034890Yourself likewise, Kosaku! You've done a fantastic job today.
>>80034869Scared yet?>>80034902>>80034924Well done slave. A toast of adrenochromes.>>80034908We gave her a single tablet of Pervitin and promised a janny position on /int/ if she did extra good.
Sambros... the Jews won...
>>80034743Maybe if you're lucky your ink sack will be drained.Thank you for the games Kodak! :3I love this, you're an artist>>80034943Congratulations Alpha!>>80034922You're the bestest Wolfo that ever was, don't let the holidays get you down, te amaré por siempre~L
>steals one kosher sausage.
>>80035037YOU L̵̰͐̆͒Į̴͕̻̆͗Ṱ̷̓T̵̖̑Ĺ̵͔͕̈́̕Ë̵̝͍́̓̐ B̶̢̨̮̹̭̱͕͈̪͔͙̜̖̦̖̉̋̀̆̂̍̑̇̆̐̋͂̕͘̚̚͝ͅĮ̴̨̛̛͔̺͕̰̥̣̿̔͑́͊̾̓́̍͒̿̈́͛̕͝T̶̛̺̬̰̥͈̺͐̓̈́͌̓̃́͑̈́̐́͜C̷̡̺̜̘̬͉̜̰̬̮͓͕̜̮̖͓̘͉͔̩̍͐̍̈́̑̉̄̿̎̌̓͌͂͘ͅH̸̠̼͖̣̘̦͓̖̼̹͈̣̐̓̈́͋̒͒́̒̇́̕͘͜͝ͅͅ
>>80034846>I should've bet on her again.>Thanks.>>80034971There's nothing shameful with being wrong, especially in the culinary world. The only shame is if you don't lean and adjust. And now you have.>Wise words.
I've no idea how it stands with everyone else but I am absolutely *spent* right now and really should get going. See you all again tomorrow!
>>80035037>spin kicks your head off
>>80034914Weird, you don't look a day past 98.>Oh shit, she made a joke. Emma giggles and wipes some of the tears from her eyes.A bit yeah...it's just going to be really hard...and I kinda struggle with change sometimes y'know?>She lets out a sigh.Thanks...I'm glad at least someone else understands how I'm feeling right now...I mean, you didn't have your skeleton ripped out and replaced with a robot one but, uh, yeah you know what I mean.
>>80035090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcKi5FnbYcE
>>80035090ninii Ingrid
>>80034989>Heheh. Incredible stuff.>>80035090>Have a good night. Be safe.
>>80034987And many thanks for the gratitude, Ingrid. Tomorrow I could see if I could help you further with the multi-hosting tool. But don't stress too much about it, your participation alone is good enough.>>80035090It was great to see you!
>first day of prom in a nutshell
>>80035016But Sam is a jew?
>>80032753 (Princess Crown)Ah, I see you're looking to expand your palette.>Compared to the testicles before, Irene is not moved by the off coloured egg. She's familiar with this culture of cuisine. However, her eyes go wide as the Princess lifts the egg towards her face.A-Ah, please. I could never have Madam feed me in such a manner. I'll take one myself. >She quickly grabs some chopsticks and easily picks up one of the eggs for herself. She even dips it in some sort of watery, dark-coloured sauce that's available on the table before bringing it towards her mouth.I'd be honoured to taste this at the same time as you, Princess Crown. As long as you don't mind this one chewing in front of you.>She's ready to bite at the same time.
This event has been a success so far
Saar please do not redeem the event.
>>80035163Quiet mordred
>>80034968There you are, you ready for that present I promised you?
>>80035171SAAR YOU STUPID BITCH DO NOT REDEEM
The present is rape
That present's going to be sex isn't it
>>80035204
>>80035204Saar please do not sex vagene in public saar.
>>80035183Go ahead and hit me! Not literally, you know what I mean.
>>80035106I probably have at some point, with all the crap that happens to us in the Arena. >One last light joke, before conceding the point to Emma with a nod.But you're right, I don't have to live with it. Ah...>Fatigued by helping to absorb all those heavy feelings, Ezreal exhales sharply.Phew. Hard work talking feelings, huh? I think the main takeaway of all this should be that you can find many prostitutes who'd let you bone them.
>minimal shitposting>games filled quickly>high avafag to thread engagement ratio>image limit hit multiple timesYeup I'd say that eric is a bitch
>>80035221NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO BUY MY OWN WEEDKILLER TOMORROW OR I'LL BE COMPLETELY DRAINED WITH NONE LEFT FOR CATRA!!!>>80035227An Indian wouldn't say this. Not because of the accent, that accent's perfect. It's just that an Indian would never object to having intercourse in public.>>80035154Many thanks, It went way better than I thought it would.
Where's the after prom game train?
>>80035309It's the middle of the night and that last game was a bit long. Both Yuuri and Ingrid were a lot more filled with steam 2 hours ago than now. Don't worry, they've still got tomorrow.
>>80034757>[Cracks on the MOUNTAIN'S body. Tora, he can't help but smile, but that doesn't help when the MOUNTAIN shows, yeah, a skilled grappler is a scary thing, especially in fighting games. Looking at you, King mains chain grabbing the world.]>[Bringing Tora close for twisting his arms into another position that would cause extreme pain. Tora used to fight, relying solely on ability spam. The first time he fought someone skilled in his source, he lost. This is a repeat of before!](1-4)>[Tech! Maybe....! Just as Tora was hurled over. A loud *SNAP* echoed. That's right, arms break. But even then, he had a wild smile, with his arms broken, Tora lands right on his feet and immediately follows with a head smash! Dive back into the MOUNTAIN, delivering a powerful headbutt right into his stony opponent.(5-7)>[Desperation: that moment of hauling the Tiger over the shoulder a *RIP* echos. With the yokai's arms giving way and ripped off, giving the tiger a moment to jump back, creating space in between him and the MOUNTAIN.](8,9)>[Suffer: Flung over the MOUNTAIN. Back on the ground once more. Giving the MOUNTAIN even more control. How humiliating for this daiyokai to be in this situation, yet he refuses to give up. Now his active hair repeatedly jabbed right into the MOUNTAIN'S wrist! Maybe let him get away from this chain grapple!](0)>[Tap: Flung over the MOUNTAIN'S shoulder. It does not look good..... Left with no other option...]ALRIGHT! I GIVE!
>>80035263SAAAR INDIA IS SUPER POWA YOU WILL SEE SAAR
Fav pairs so far?
>>80035236>Catra pulls out a box, grinning as she hands it to the fish.Here you go Priss, open it up.
>>80035151Very well. A dual century egg duel.>Gelatinous, rot-colored, reeking of sulfur, what could be more appealing to the senses? Although it's not entirely elegant to eat a whole century egg at once, isn't that how an aspiring gourmand should act?>So Princess Crown shoves it in there and is not disappointed. It tastes exactly how it looks. Although this century egg doesn't break her mentality, her gut is not ready for it. Her tongue is warning her: Don't swallow this, or you'll regret it. I'll make you regret it.Ahem...>A little bit of egg blorps out.>It's... unique...>Princess Crown cannot swallow it in portions, because she's sure her throat will lock up if she tries. So she swallows all the chewed up egg at once and leans back, because if you lean back after swallowing, she believes, vomiting grows less likely. No, her stomach absolutely does not care for this lye-derived Chinese delicacy. Is this what Crohn's disease feels like? Something in there is palpitating like it wants to get out.A high-tension Eastern dish. My gut flora aren't accustomed to it, is all.>This, too, shall pass. Only one stomach ache lasts forever, and that's the final one. Princess Crown's not there yet.Chew away. It's unforgettable, at least.>She's already eying other dishes to drown out the taste somehow. For now, a glass bottle of extra-pulp orange juice will have to do.
>>80035257And what does that make you, non-hoster?
>>80035151I must abscond for a period! Forgive my forthcoming late reply.
>>80035257>saw was a week + an appreciation month vs one day KEKKOSKAU WONVASH WON
>>80035379catra and priscillamokou and junkokosaku and 2nd catra
The council lost
>>80035417Bro.... that's Tenna
>>80035417Ava up councilfag
>eric and his innercircle are the ones bitching and boycotting OH NO NO NO NO
MORDRED WON
>>80035429Actually the winter ball is two days, no misinformation! And don't make it into a pissing contest, pl0x.>>80035381The anticipation is killing me...
>>80035458Okay, you next.
Threadfags wonCouncilfags lostEricfag lostVioletfag lost
>>80035381>She freezes at the sight of the box, and her cheeks go red as she reaches out to grab the mystery. Come on....putting me on the spot like this? I didn't even get you anything in return! >Still, she can deal with that after. For now, she rips the thing open to peek inside.
>>80035474Why is Aussa and Clarent joining then?
>>80035503No I didn't.. Mordred wins.
>>80035431>Thanks for the vote of confidence. Pretty neat event so far huh?
>>80035496
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>80035547>Sweeps you away.
>>80035548Well.. the words he said are all correct..
>>80035548Fucking kek this aged poorly
>>80035379the jew jokes have been killing me all night
>Dickey has to force his memes after his failed truthnvke
>>80035548If you read what he said would happen you'd realize that he was right. Even predicted Modred doing Modred things.
>>80035545i hope kosaku makes another after this ends i genuinely had fun in this event that i havent felt in hg for years
>>80035562>>80035563>>80035579>He's coping after whining in that thread about the winter ball KEK
>>80035342>Oh, he got both? Damn, nice!Hmm? That was easier than I expect-hrn!?>Oh, it was to reposition to be facing the right way when he landed!?GRH!>From the force of the impact, The Mountain stumbles backwards, covering his face and appearing to reel from the blow.Why, you...!>Is he finally on the backfoot? Will he recover quickly? Or is this just another ruse, Tora?
>>80035563https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nd5Qb72-F-Q
>>80034843>[Blows landed. Each punch meant to kill, matched the Monster King in terms of power. Yet.. Carnage caught one of Platinum's fists!]What‽!>[Tight grip from Carnage and a wicked smile. Rather than fulfilling Carnage's masochistic request. A quick flash step back, putting distance between the two monsters. Slight limp in Platinum's stance, given that one of his knees hatched red biomass.]What are you playing at, Carnage‽! What you developed a liking for pain‽ >[Platinum ain't buying that. But he can't just run either. Fuck it, we ball! One more flash step! With Platinum coming low, aiming to deliver an upper cut to the Crimson nightmare.]
Do you fags really have to be this upset that someone besides one of your discord circlejerk pedophiles held a successful event? You councilfags don't even like hg why do you give a fuck? Just leave already please.
>>80035586>Yeah, gotta give the man his due props.
>>80035548prom was always OOC thougharcfags are fucking retards
>>80035616Some are legitimately boycotting it.
>No game tonight because holy shit it's 1am here and the bed calls soon. I'll see what I can do tomorrow or Sunday. Maybe Mokou can hook you up.>Great event, guys. I enjoy all of you so far.>>80035037>Holy fuck, rare gakum@s enjoyer>>80035379>Love the Mountain and Tora. The jew jokes are great too from Marineguy.>I love Kosaku and his banter most of all.>The platonic pairs are hilarious.
>>80035641Nice blogpost
>>80035641>Oh god, it's bad enough when people ship him with the other Devils!
>>80035545>>80035586It's a simple idea but it's something that capitalizes on a lot of what makes HG fun in my personal opinion on it. After this is all said and done, I will most likely host another prom event around valentine's day. And around the real life dates of highschool dances such as prom.>>80035641Have a great night, Yuuri. It's been great seeing you come out of your shell. I hope to see you tomorrow for round 2!
>>80035431Guess I really need to step up my game then...
>>80035609Think about it?>Carnage's head snaps back, touching his back when impacted, only to right it's self.I killed your boss, someone more powerful than you....>The right hand morphs into a canon.What in the hell did you think you could do other than die?>Charging up, the red horror points the gun down, firing a plasma bolt at Sperm's legs and the ground.>Hate to do this but got to call it here.>Tomorrow more Winter Ball, and murder!
>>80035641>I WOULD but...I don't want no stupid win keking the game again. Sorry.>And same! Have a good one!
>>80035700make winter balls an annual thing. reminds me of the drawfag threads of board-tans having a winterball.
>>80035703You're a dime paired with a penny bby
>>80035703Does that mean we gotta do couples roleplay?
realistically after hosting this event where would we put kosaku on a tier list of popularity in HG?
Who are the dateless...
>>80035641>>80035717>WIND*
>>80035732I want him in the big chair with the other big cheeses
>>80035393>Irene should step in and stop the blonde before she ruins the experience for herself, but at the same time, she understands that there are some lessons the Madam must learn on her own. So she remains still, chewing on her own bites as Crown goes through the seven stages of Grief after just one bite. She has a bin on hand just in case they need one, but somehow her Lady manages to avoid upchucking. It's certainly an acquired taste, Madam. Perhaps we can stick to the traditional dishes? You tend to favour your stews...>It's then that the attendant notices someone moving around the ballroom, snapping pictures of the couples. Irene twists her face before tugging at the Princess' sleeve, trying to guide her away. Shall we try another table? See if we can find new dishes?
>>80035735Lenny, Ico, Sunny, Optimus Prime, and Peepers.
>>80035735I sat alone without X.
>>80035729Quite possibly...>>80035724Listen faceless anon, you need to come up with a better analogy cause I don't know what the fuck that means...
>>80035783That's problematic.. are we 2 even capable of doing that without ending up typefucking?
Who are they hg? Who is the God hand of hg?
>>80035777At least you'll always have the company of your porcelain throne.
>>80035783You are a 10/10 and your date is a 2/10.
>>80035507>When the fish opens up the box, the first thing she's greeted with is...an actually nice looking set of leather clothes, something akin to the outfit a female motorcycle enthusiast would wear.I've got this nice jacket back in my luggage, figured if I wore it you'd need somehting to match.>...oh wait, there's more. Keep looking?
>>80035718With my current idea of basing the events around when actual highschool dances take place in the year, the winter ball would be included since that's an actual thing in highschools. >>80035777I have a feeling that the people who ghosted today will be here tomorrow. At least Ruriko and Car.>>80035818That's 2 pennies.
>>80035748>the other big cheesesname them
>>80035800I honestly have no idea...
>>80035065What I wanna know is how you know so much Jewish stuff and were able to answer Kosaku so fast that it couldn't have possibly been you googling that
>>80035873Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, and Pecorino romano.
>>80035899he plays a one piece jew that's why.
>>80035641Who here actually likes you?
Tell me the popularity contest results
>>80035828OH! Oh la la~! For lil' ol' me? >She waste no time putting the jacket on, turning around a couple of times so Catra can see how it looks from different angles. It fits perfectly too! We gotta find a chance to put these on. Hmm? There's something else in here? >She sticks her hand back in, pushing the rest of the leather clothing aside so she can check under it.
>>80035882Nobody ever taught us romance, we only know sex with cute girls and girly dicks..Oh and playing Magic together.
I want a tier list of names
>>80035605>[With both his arms limp. Tora laughs.]I'll admit. You're fun! What HELL this place is, I'm happy I ended up here. Every new face I see has been entertainin'!>[His hair stains slowly wrap around his elbows and forearms. Acting like makeshift braces.]But someone's gotta end this soon. Maybe killin' ya won't do me any good. Besides, thanks to you, I appreciate my natural strength more than my control of the elements! Let's go!>[One more dash heading right for the MOUNTAIN and- >[Psych! Last moment. Tora would drop to the ground. Phasing into the floor, and shooting up with both his broken arm used as battering rams!]https://files.catbox.moe/lvt8xz.jpg>[Perhaps the MOUNTAIN can find a way to perform a counter at the right frame! Scoring a delicious counter hit!]
>>80035899nigguhs out here getting jew checked
I NEED TO KNOW IF MY IDOL IS POPULAR GIVE ME THE LIST
>>80035985Damn it you're right, why did nobody ever teach us this shit?!
>>80036027No fucking idea. I guess we were never invited into the romance and dating club. We had to teach ourselves and now we are gay..And I know you like this>
>>80035707Bet. I'll have a reply for you next time. Rest up King.>>80035641>Tora and the mountainThey fighting over something the tiger said. Lowkey I forgot already. Lmao.>>80035684MountainMan is handsome man. Lmao
>>80035766Prime is chaperone.
>>80036051Yeah, you're right.
>>80035764Ah! A camera! This is our opportunity to be noticed by the hoi polloi!>However, they must think quickly. It isn't entirely appropriate for a princess and her handmaiden to pose side by side, as equals, on a stage such as this. After all, what if someone got the wrong idea and believed Irene were also nobility, or, perhaps even worse, that Lady Crown routinely consorted with mere commoners?>Think quickly. How to delineate her own status compared to Irene?Allow me to abuse your services for a moment.>As the cameraperson approaches, Lady Crown leaps up into Irene's arms and swoops her own arm around Irene's neck. Irene is surely strong enough to handle it. This is exactly what she's paid for.Ooooof... I am -so- ill... thankfully my -servant- is here to take care of me...>Camera flashes conspicuously near. Lady Crown clings extra tight so she won't fall, although she does make a show of going glassy-eyed because nobility should appear vulnerable and frail so as not to draw undue attention.Irene, what would I do without you? Always knowing your place beneath me, always attending to my various luxurious requirements->Snap-snap, and the photo-taker's upon them. Lady Crown strives to appear extra, mega-ill, with her face pretending haggardness and her cheek wrinkles drawn. Or maybe it's the century egg's results. No matter.This is... my devoted servant... Irene... as you can see. As for me, I am merely a... wealthy and influential... princess... of great consequence...
>>80036107I love you adorable little slut~Mmm.. man we should play magic again some time. It's been what.. 2 weeks?
>>80035977>The catgirl grins as she watches the fish pose in her new jacket, Of course, what you think I'd just grab a dress? Saw this and knew it'd look good on you.>When the fish digs deeper, she finds...a spiked collar, and some very risque looking undergarments.Especially with the rest of the outfit.
>>80036124Yeah it has been a while since we last played magic. I'd definitely love to play it again some time.It's getting late for me so I better head to bed, goodnight everyone!*Hugs Mordred*And goodnight to you Mordred!
>>80036178Nighty my beloved cute thing.
Yaaaawn Ingrid and Clarent lied fuck them yaaaaaaaawn
Yaaaawn Anon and Peepers lied fuck them yaaaaaaaawn
>>80036218They've got dates already, you can't fuck them and I can't either. >>80036163I hope MY catra gives me a gift tomorrow!
>>80035899I'm from New York state....... heh.... heh.... hehI don't follow kashrut though, i need meat, i can't survive without it fuck not having dairy and pork because of a scroll mannow I shall slumber
>>80036251>jew yorki'm so sorry.
Where is that late night game Clarent
>>80036247What if I already fucked em?
>>80036163I didn't take you for a fashion-kinda gal. I like it though, dressing up is a ton of fun->And then she hits the "jackpot", her eyes going so wide they almost pop right out of her skull. It's only the two of them there, but Pris quickly covers up the lid of the box, her cheeks now deep red as she looks at the cat. Y-You! Give a giel some warning at least! A-Ahh, I didn't think you'd go *this* far...>After waiting for her heart to slow down a little, Priscilla sorts through the spicy clothing. Her eyebrow jump at several points, but she has to admit....I kinda like 'em. Eheh, I guess I got an idea on how we'll be havin' our after party once these games are done.
So when are we gonna tackle the issue of Peepers?I think we can all agree that he needs to be driven out. He shits up HG constantly and ruins every event and game he's in.Peepers is the true evil of HG and we must do something about him.Peepers killed 5 people last week alone.
>>80036295Why not target Clarent and Car?
>>80036233>>80036295He's just a cat leave him alone.
>>80036251>new york>doesn't follow kashrut but still implies to be part of (((those))) who doThere's no way one of ((((THEM)))) is actually among us... r-right?
>>80035243I mean...at least now I can break monsters in half with my bare hands. And my teeth won't break...>She chuckles again, before sighing.Just have to find the weird ones I guess...
>>80036313RAWRClarent and Car are not important for as long as Peepers keeps RUINING HG for EVERYONE.Peepers killed countless people!I bet he's part of the Legion and probably in the Council too! He's in the DMs right now manipulating Eric to do something awful again!>>80036318HE IS EVILRAWRWE MUST DEFEAT PEEPERS OR ELSE HG WILL DIEPEEPERS CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO STAY
>>80036251>Living in new york willinglyI hope you get better soon!>>80036266That's infidelity and I don't want infidelity in my prom!>>80036327I really don't want to think about the possibility that satan could be a kike
>>80036337Go home, you are drunk again.
>>80036349AREN'T YOU THE SUPER PEDO HUNTER? FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT PEEPERS ALREADY!!PEEPERS HAS ENORMOUS STASHES OF LOLI PORNOGRAPHY AND HE IS BLACKMAILING EVERYONEEEERAAAWR
>>80036295>Well of course he killed people, it's the Hunger Games. Gotta do what you gotta do.
yaaaas queen handwave darrow deficiency syndrome
>>80036067>Tora made mention of him eating women and the Mountain asked if he was so weak he had to prey on them. >And of course he is, THE MOUNTAIN FUCKS. You just know the ladies can't resist a man like this.>>80036001GAH!>Counter? Oh, no. But recovery, recovery is another matter!>Now, first of all, I want to point out the sheer pain tolerance required to use limb noodle broken arms as a fucking weapon, jesus christ that's metal. More pertinently, however, as the momentum carries him close and rushing overhead...he catches Tora by the ankles. The downsides of having such long legs... Can you hear the eye-glinting sound effect?There you are!>All of a sudden, Tora's flung straight up in to the air! With a grunt, Mountain leaps up, overtaking him in his flight-mogging him with a brief instant of eye contact btw- and catching him in mid-air! Arms around Tora's waist. His head pinched between the Mountain's thighs. It's a piledriver from 6 stories high! Conceptually, it's nothing especially unique. But with all of that weight behind it...Your tenacious fighting is commendable, but your style is far too raw! Now, take this! MAKALU CRASHER!>...Only, the way he positioned his legs...the Mountain's the one who chose to bear the brunt of that, not Tora's head, like it normally would. It's not nearly as devastating as it could be- should be. Should Tora fail to break out, anyways.>If Yude won't fucking give him a move other than the Mountain Drop, I'll do it myself!
>>80036362Mordred you literally have loli and real shit in your possession stfu
>>80036349One piece guy isn't Satan
>>80036361RAWR..I am home and not drunk. I shall be drunk soon tho.>>80036371Finally someone with brain matter. So you agree that Peepers is awful and must be shitposted out? That cat can't be trusted.>>80036394PEEPERS GOT SHIT ON MEHE IMPERSONATED ME AND MADE ME SAY ALL THATNO MORE THOPEEPERS IS GOING DOWN
>>80036120>Irene's thoughts were largely along the same track, but it's clear they both had far different solutions in mind. Once Crown gives her assistant *that* look, Irene already has her arms out and open, and she says not a single word as she easily holds Princess Crown in her arms. It's a comical sight surely, but the attendant is used to her Lady's antics, holding a firm, professional expression as the event's photographer reaches them.Good day, I am Irene. Please lower the intensity of your flash if it is possible, my Madam isn't at her best at the moment. And if any of your pictures bother her, I'll present your head to the royal family. >That's enough to convince the man to take extra care with those two, as Irene takes full control, leading to her and the Princess getting double the amount of pictures other couples received, while Irene directs the photographer on the best angles to use for her and her Lady.If her eyes aren't sparkling in every single image, I know how to hunt you down.
>>80036402It's like almost 2am, I mistook that creature in the image for black sperm.
>>80036329And it's cool that you can do that.>Ezreal says with an affirming nod. As he does, an obese man comes stumbling out into the hallway from a room on the other end, his face flushed a furious red. >"You damn brat! You-!">Ezreal teleports over to him and kicks him in the nuts again. Then, when he drops to the floor in pain, Ezreal rolls him back into his room and shuts the door so they don't have to hear his whimpering.>He teleports back.I forgot that happened... >He says, casting a glance back at the door.Emma, I think I have to get out of here. I broke into a couple's room while they were banging and then kicked that guy in the nuts. For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that was an extramarital hookup. Ah...>Feeling pretty sure he shouldn't leave it on that note, Ezreal looks down at Emma after standing up to leave, hesitating.Do you wanna get like, a beer or something?
>>80036456You have to warn Sam that he's not safe even in HG from ((((them))))
>>80036462Damn, Mokou got legs
>>80036416>Plays a Spino fucker>Feels threatened by a little Peepers cat.>The irony...is should we say palpable.
>>80036485rawr..>the spino does not speak not understand human language
>>80036462Nice.
>>80036462you forgot me and catra>>80036479He already spends 12 hours a day dealing with kikes and his gaming preferences are very goy-like. He'll deal much better than some other people here.
>>80036462>Bretty good.>>80036497>...(dies for the night).
>>80036532
>>80036479
>>80036538(Said nightmares will be CAPTCHA-related.)
>>80036548FLATWOODS MONSTER BEGONE
>>80036427>Their photos will surely be the talk of the papers this weekend. Princess Crown always appreciates her Sunday newspaper, although she prefers the comics portion and would rather Irene read aloud the rest, and also solve the puzzles on behalf of her liege. Hopefully it's a large color spread featuring them this time, and not the black-and-white page 4s they've been getting lately.>As for illness? It's becoming easier and easier not to pretend. The chewed-up century egg seems to be growing and growing inside her, like a gas explosion waiting to happen. She's fairly certain she shouldn't comment about this directly, at least not in the arms of Irene or in front of a photographer, so she mutters this instead.Ladies room.>And because Irene would take great care in getting there, Princess Crown lets herself down and clack-clacks her way to the lavatory with Irene in hand. Women never go to the bathroom alone, it is known, and especially not under circumstances like these.>All among the harsh lights and marble sinks, Princess Crown naturally chooses the handicap stall, because it's largest. She naturally assumes the prayer position on her knees, because she'll require whatever help against instant food poisoning God or the gods can offer. Thankfully the cream-colored tiles are so clean, they don't even leave marks against the silk of her dress.Excuse me. I'm unexpectedly about to continue my diet.>Might Irene hold her golden hair? Might Irene provide moral support? Whatever happens, Princess Crown contentedly projectile vomits straight into the toilet, as befits a princess. It is a very white toilet, and very rot-colored vomit. This act feels supremely satisfying, almost better coming up than going down. She suspects those goat testicles must have featured too much zinc.Bleeghhhhhh! We may wish to shut the stall door. I leave that decision to you. Blurghhhhh!
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas HG! First 24!
>>80036783THE MOUNTAIN
>>80036783Loona Wolf
>>80036783Ico
Mordred achieved Beer>>80036689Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?>>80036783Kaname
>>80036783Pulchra
>>80036783Macht
>>80036832Kosaku already made that joke
>>80036873What joke?I'm following ancient /waifu/ tradition. It's a thing that has been done for like 8 years.
>>80036832Congratulations, I achieved
>>80036783Shizuo Heiwajima
>>80036896Same difference
>>80036907Well sanic can suck my enormous Bratwurst, I'm doing what waifu taught me. >>80036904What did ya achieve?
>>80036783Fawful
5 minutes till chicken nuggies!
>>80036928Total nigger death
>>80036832It is a mystery! The former part, at least. The latter part, imagine you engage your own maid in an arm-wrestling contest. Now imagine her two hands clutching tightly instead of one. It is about that tightness, or so it is said. Now imagine your maid's hands are clammy and somewhat smelly from pickling herring all day. Now imagine your maid is whispering sweet nothings into your ear and moaning subtly. Now imagine you can get your maid's hand pregnant.
>>80036992U KILLED ALL THE NIGGERS AND FREED HUMANITY OF THEIR GRASP???
>>80036783Irene>>80036689>Irene's sharp ears pick up on her Madam's request, and she quickly moves to excuse the pair and send the photographer off. I knew you shouldn't have eaten the whole thing in one go. Next time I'll cut it up for you so it's easier to just taste. >And here comes the lecturing, at this point Irene might as well be Crown's surrogate mother, considering how often she's left to set the blonde on the right path and correct her mistakes. With a few turns, they find the restroom, and the attendant lets her liege run off to the chosen stall while she grabs an "Out of Order" sign from the corner and places it on the door to the restroom. Now that the pair is guaranteed to have privacy, Irene can stand over her Princess and hold her silky, golden locks out of the way while she throws up. Deep breaths Madam, you didn't eat that much so it shouldn't take too long to get it all out. >Anytime there is a break between the hurling, Irene reaches over and flushes the toilet, providing her Princess with a clean canvas when she returns to her "diet" activities.
>>80037001My maid is a fumo.. so uh.. well.. Woman you are wider than a doorframe. I could walk into your bottom.
>>80036783Sunny
>>80037003It's true, you can finally breathe lol
>>80036783Catra>>80036287Fashion no, cool stuff? Definitely.>Catra grins, and the grin gets wider when she sees Priscilla react to the rest of her ensemble.Nah, I think seeing your blind reaction was way more worth it.>The catgirl laughs and puts her arm around the fish again.As your trainer and superior, I'm going to expect you to wear all this...consider it your new uniform.>Priscilla's "after party" comment makes Catra blush a bit though, her cool facade cracking slightly.
>>80037082Excellent.Then move to Phase2 of saving the world!We must convince humanity that Asians are the superior race and must rule the entire world. Asians are our overlords.
>>80036383(Oh yeah. The tiger is an arrogant asshole, so taunting people is one thing he does. But hates it when someone views him as a weakling.)>[Tora fought people in his source with holes in his body, missing an entire shoulder, vertically bisected, and even tearing off his own limbs. So, he is using his own broken arms as a weapon, not far off the realm of possibilities.]Keep! Ya did good for rock ma- HUH?!>[His ankles! SUCH force to YEET Tora into the air, no one tell the MOUNTAIN Tora can fly. Not that it would do any good, with MOUNTAIN. Flying up and grabbing onto the tiger and prepping up for a semic-toss! Tight grip from MOUNTAIN, this drop and this speed, focusing all on the tiger's head. It WILL HURT!]>[This time Tora is worried! Legs kicking! Trying their hands to break the MOUNTAIN'S grip! Hair! Tora's mane, tightly wrapped around The MOUNTAIN'S legs and arms, applying a crushing grip, attempting to pull the MOUNTAIN'S limbs away to loosen his grip on Tora!]
>>80036457>Emma watches as Ezreal takes the time to kick the ugly looking gentleman in the crotch before returning to her.Well I mean this place isn't exactly uh...yeah actually a beer sounds really good right now.
>>80036783Tora
>>80037136Gonna have to work on the middle east first I'm afraid
>>80037179Oh fuck.. I forgot about muslim terrorists..Yeah.. kill em all.We only want China, Korea and Japan left. Maybe Vietnam too, they are cute.
>>80037143>No one tell Tora that THE MOUNTAIN can too! They just don't do it in fights if they don't have wings or something. Part of the code of honor, you know?Quit...squirming...you damn cat!>They're hurtling fast towards the ground, but you know what?>Yknow what. If we're both leaving it wishy-washy, let's just leave it up to fate, huh? Your last digit versus mine, bigger number wins. Just keep in mind that if Tora doesn't break free...Mountain IS holding back at least? My go:
>>80037222>Aw, I just had to specify, didn't I?
>>80037193Vietnam's why I hate the world but it's the US's fault for waging war lolI hope they make some more cute things you like
