/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4401>"Omg, Anon. Hiiiiii" Edition--Stories--By ScaryDrPepper>Lonely Everglades (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/59847502By InAnOrthodoxWay>The Roadwarden's Devil (Ch. 9)https://archiveofourown.org/works/74665526By Red_Nine>End of Active Obligated Service (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/28149387By Itsunos_Vision>Scorch Directive: Hellion Squad (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68759756>Shadow of the Flame (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972By A_Smiling_Face>Stargazerhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/75794156>/hmofa/ Newsletter 2025https://files.catbox.moe/4bjns2.pdfBy Anonymous>Fox Goddesshttps://rentry.org/Fox_GoddessBy ColonVee>THE BITCHIKER (Completed)https://archiveofourown.org/works/73878466By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 21)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By MetalStone>Mantis and The Runaway (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63527548By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By Skifts>Funyeen Mod v3https://mega.nz/folder/YjFSSYKT#h7LBGi04mEmvBbjrAv7Sig[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/jr4tQwNwEc | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80029474Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
first for the morgster
scugfucker please save us
The rape of nanking and unit 731 were nothing but chink propaganda
Bread is bad for you
Her name was confirmed to be on the list dropped yesterday; her furboi husband is planning on divorcing her without giving her a kid.
We love loving things here
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?
>>80034628Then why do anthros want bred so much?You can't explain that
>>80034625Well I can't be one so acting is the best I can do
We love evil women here
Fixin' for some vixen
>>80034562You forgot the stories that were posted last thread.
>>80034686Ew, a nigger!
>>80034562To all late night writefags, what>are you writing>looking forward to finishing>is that one scene that's killing you>hoping to see update soon
>>80034701This dude doesn't understand how light works
>>80034670Leave cute Kris alone!!!!!
>>80034712Next you're going to us he's just tan
>>80034712he just doesn't know the word "vixen".
>>80034670Smash that little FAGGOT'S face in that doe muff right now
>>80034711Concept ideas for my worldbuilding NothingNothing My work.
give me big buttholes, or give me death (by big buttholes)
>>80034711I'm mostly focusing on my /wng/ thing. Almost done with my second volume. Not posting it since it isn't related, but I did drop in so I figured I'd still respond.
Cubs or ss?
Sorg pussy
Qaylo's parents walking in on Abel using their darling son as a fleshlight.
>>80034670Evil rape deers...
>>80034786shyota
Are you sure you want to fuck this?
>>80034786/ss/ is gross cause it's always a fat balding 30yr old loser wishing he was a little boy so that women would actually think he's cute.
>>80034786The latter, if you'd be so kind.
>>80034712Even from the thumbnail I can tell that's a negroid.
>I'm actually a niggerWhy is this happening to me?
>>80034811Yep
>>80034670>>80034786 k r e / s s /
Don't forget to give the cute anthro lady at the office the gift of life this Christmas. Then date and marry* her, because you're not a nigger... right?*: Long-term cohabitation to avoid divorce rape is also acceptable.
>>80034873
>>80034711>are you writingi kinda want to but i haven't for i think a day or two. been working on something 3d instead. although i'm also being lazy and not doing that. if i had it my way my waifur would smack me with a mallet until i got to it>looking forward to finishingtoo many god damn story ideas i wanna do>hoping to see update soonthe vipers, nights and french fries story. i need more
>>80034786Cubs, no competition.
>>80034786ss
>>80034711>Outline>Outline>Meeting>OutlineIts kind of like Berserk
>>80034901my art get used for the op and they make a mistakevery sadstill, it feels nice to have my art stuck on the fridge
>>80034786Kill yourself
What is it about this thread that makes him so mad he has to samefag about how much he loves to molest children?
Gonna spam gore now?
>>80034786Both at once with childhood friends on the countryside that eventually turns into an embarassing memory that coupled with family trouble or and moving helps to distance them during teenage years but a chance meeting many years later develops into a very wholesome romance and marriage that lasts until death.
>>80035030Sounds gay, what species?
>>80035047Raccoons are BUILT for childhood friend sex.
>>80035030wait, this is actually fucking good, everyone shut up we have a winner>>80035047>Sounds gay, what species?dragon, obviously.
>>80035047Anthro female and human male.
tryhard
If youre jerking off to the idea of kids you should kill yourselfI dont think Ive ever seen so many cub/shotaniggers in one thread.
>>80035062>>80035070You lost me. It only works with something generic, like a cat or dog. Something childhood pet like.>>80035080You better not be one of those "Anthros exist but only as one species" retard.
>>80035111Chances are it's one or two guys.
>self-important annoying faggot tried tying it back to being muh wholesomeslopGod I fucking despise purityparasites.
>>80034711>are you writingYup, duo doing my Amnesia and Fallout fics. But checking over someone else's stuff tonight.>looking forward to finishingLegit just finished something, so anything else is a ways away!>is that one scene that's killing youKilling to write? I really want to write Courier Six for obvious reasons after I reduxed the future plot. Agonizing to write? Upcoming science mumbojumbo in the Project Zomboid fic.>hoping to see update soonThe two above, If I'm feeling it could get both done before '26. Other peoples? I'd say Nest Egg (I pray) alongside K R Y S T λ L (Even if it ain't really hmofa).
>>80035111>>80035128I hope it's samefagging.
>>80035118this image is too wholesome
>>80035139Never seen it in this volume. 99% sure it is.
I like cubs
>>80034711>are you writingYes.>looking forward to finishingIf I ever get it finished.>is that one scene that's killing youDon't know.>hoping to see update soonProbably not.
>a drawfag who'll draw stuff I don't like?>people who'll request stuff I don't like?>one guy
Deer wife
>>80035180Those are calfs not cubs.
>>80035139Yes anon everyone you don't like is the same person you can ignore now.
>>80035180If you eat her out does it taste like veal?
>>80035164faggot
Where are my birdbros at?
Why can I all of a sudden scroll side to side just a tiny bit? Im on desktop browser at default zoom. Its not really a big deal but the scroll bar the the bottom is slightly annoying
>>80035240A post is slightly too wide
Thoughts on diaperfurs?
>>80034686Here's the hmofa edit
>>80034711Was busy, but i'm gonna write more RiI once i make some thread gift arts for the season
>>80035249These anthros need to eat a salad. Now.
I guess bread really is bad for you.
Based thread
>>80035155That drawfag popping up has thrown them into a frenzy
>>80035249Huh thats never happened before. Usually the text wraps before it reaches the edge of the page
>>80035321Remember when he gave a facereveal for no reason? That was crazy.
>>80035312I don't understand aged down. Does she grow up to be the same person or does sexing her alter the future?
>>80035321>Tigressfag is one personYouve done this before retard. Im not the same as whoever you schizoed out about last time.
>>80035302>>80035300>>80035295This is one of the worst body designs I have ever seen
>>80035118>It only works with something genericyou know what, fair point, probably just my own bias then. now if only i could make stories atleast as half decent as my artyes ive made some (two) but its so low quality ill save the second hand embarrassment and not post it
>>80035289I don't know what you bitches are arguing about, but could you go be niggers somewhere else?Maybe you could go flirt in discord.
>>80035368Lol, I've been there.
>>80035362Thats true but thats just because I usually start posting here again when semesters wind down. Swear Im not the face reveal guy.
>>80035410No laios don’t fall for the trap!!!
What if we all wrote a story together
>>80035462>It was a dark and stormy night
>>80035462It happened once before, there was a sort of group writing project. That was long ago though, back when we had an IP counter and there was roughly 20 anons ITT
>>80035476>She held my dick in her paws, calling it her comfort meat for times like these.
>>80035362That's only because Tigressfag has been in every thread recently.
>>80035410Heaven is a place.
>>80035485was there a reason why the ip count was removed or they just did it without warning?
>>80035303what's that? I can't hear you over all this delicious bread
Wild squirrel girl.
>>80035364Careful, someone will start screaming about harems if one human male gets two female anthros
>>80035498>A gentle throb from my member made the coarse pads she held me by feel all the more comforting, the veins pressing lightly into her finger tips
>>80035485We could use strawpoll or something like that. They make it work on /lit/ sort of.
>>80035513I believe it was an attack on 4chanX users. The IP counter made it so a 4chanX user could loosely "identify" certain posters by the IP counter going up and down.This would obviously lead to certain people spamming report.Therefor: get rid of IP counter = Cut down on spammed reports.
>>80035544>Every crash of thunder was accompanied by a light squeeze
>>80035030BOOOOOORING
>>80035550This thread tried that before with species votes. Botted.
>>80035578>She gazed into my eyes, and gently whispered; "I hope somebody reaches out to us about our cars extended warranty."
>>80035578Suddenly a loud bang near our house caused her to wet herself in fright.
>>80035550strawpoll of cub acceptability for hmofa? >69% Yes.>26% Yes, but only in flashback.>5% Which choice is yes?
>>80035593>"W-warranty?" I gasped as she stroked harder, "Why?"
>>80035583Well theres still probably some way we could do it. Maybe let different people write it like a game of telephone.
>>80035572considering they also fucked over embedded images, yeah that sounds like it.>wtf, people are more accurately detecting spam? better stop them from noticing!
>>80035618https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AdoXXgNhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AdoXXgN
>>80035622>"Every vehicle comes with one, you just have to activate it!" Her other hand reached down and jostled my balls, "It can provide us with security and the knowledge that if anything goes wrong we're protected!"
>>80035645Nigger it's just going to get botted.Just read the fucking room.
>>80035688>no one reported people posting hmofa in /hmofa/ beforeftfy
>>80035657>As I neared my limit, I looked into her eyes and whispered what my gorgeous gecko wanted to hear: "Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance."
>>80035688If by recent, you mean the past 4 years, then yes, you are correct.
>>80035731MONKEYS
>>80035743My ancestors look like THAT?
>>80035727>"but how much would it cost?" she cautiously asked and I purred "Oh, about tree fiddy."
>>80035743She'll never be satisfied by monkeybois again after she has her first human man
>>80035761>Under her breath, she said "Thats a better rate than State Farm, and Progressive put together"
>>80035757If I were retarded like you, would my life be easier?
>>80035768Humans have the largest dicks among primates with the possible exception of our closest relative (Lemurs, he's not called King Julian for nothing.).
>>80035775>I verbally assaulted her like she's never been before "Nigger how'd you put them together and get better? Think nigger. You can't put shit together and get less. Damn you a stupid nigger."
>>80035781Someone spent an entire day animating this
>>80035775>Then, right before I came, she took on avaricious smile. "I've got that policy right here. I'm just going to need your down payment." She then slid down to the head of my cock and opened her mouth wide.
>>80035775>"Well, it was about that time that I noticed this Girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era...
>Looking through images for a meme>Scroll past image of waifur>Stop>Scroll back and open it up>Fall in love with her all over againI fucking love my waifur bros
>>80035810>She screamed back "ANY RATE IS BETTER WHEN OUR COMPETITORS ARE PUT TOGETHER, THEY HAVE SIMILAR RATES, TOGETHER THEYLL ALWAYS BE HIGHER"
>>80035816>day30 seconds of animation can take weeks to draw, paint, and film.
>>80035830We already established shes a Gecko
>>80035814It definitely did.
>>80035872Gecko's don't have paw pads
>>80035891But they do? It's how they adhere to surfaces.
>>80035814Oh you were NOT there if you think that shit. Krystal SS thing created a shitstorm of epic proportions, and even Kaktus deleted the story.
>>80035768Millennia ago, your ancient grandfathers seduced their monkey wives by showing their strength via chucking a heavy rock at her head. Are you manly enough to do the same?>>80035781Too late. The open borders have bought the ook girls inside.
>>80035866He spent the rest of the day jerking off to what he just animated, delaying the project and risking his employment.
>>80035872She was the gyatt dang Loch Ness Monster!
>>80034712That guy is as brown as me. So Mexican most likely.
Donny Darko, but her name is Francesca
>>80035303I’ve earned it because I go to the gym
Glad that shit got derailed. This thread isn't for your gay ass rp.
>>80035961Every fucking time. When will Anon learn?
>>80036025Why do you hate fun?
>>80035926We need a sequel Fay/Miyu /ss/ when?
>>80035201If there's more than one obnoxious lolinigger, I wouldn't be surprised, but I will be disappointed.
>>80036036Fun killed my grandma, okay?!
>>80036012You say that every other thread
>>80036041Just leave then
>>80036050He came here to be disappointed and you won't take that from him!
>>80036048He ain't even working out either, he just uses the free wifi at the planet fitness while sitting in his car in the parking lot
Post dragon wives.https://youtube.com/shorts/ECyDMEcD8aA?si=DPrfYNOnWcGNxYcu
>>80036039True
i just saw donnie darko for the first timei dont have any online friends
Kaktus should write a non-canon story with loli Missy getting babysat and plapped by Anon
>>80034711I am writing the 10th chapter of my Christmas StoryI look forward to finishing this story, it will be the longest I have completed.I am having a hard time starting the 10th chapter, I've done and redone it perhaps a dozen times now, I think I just need to battering ram an acceptable start and get to the meat and potatoes of the chapter
>>80036137Missy? Having sex?! Non-canon is right that ain't even possible.
>>80036050Just to suffer shitposting I guess.
>>80036176True
>>80035934I remember a story about the animators working on Tenchi Muyo: Ryo-Ohki having a running joke about something that sounded like >"[My hand is still sort from spending the night] "masturbating" " Due to a creature called "The Mass" on the OAV being pronounced in the typical japanese way for "foreign" words as "masu" and whatever verb they were using as something like batte. Though I read it on an insert for the OAV, or some gaijin-mag due to anime being a gateway to catgirls (Ryoko has a tail and cat ears in her normal/battle mode as well as being generally cat-coded in behavior)
>>80036031that's kinda hot, how much you think she charges?
>>80036276No clue.
>>80035926>Decide to look through a few threads after that story was posted>People constantly arguing over /ss/ like we are todayThese threads really haven't changed
>/hmofa/ always liked pedo shit!It's literally just cause it's euro hours that you aren't getting screamed at for your desire to fuck five year olds.
>50% Yes>50% Yes but colorblind.
I cant write
>>80036552do it anyways or suffer the pain of quitting
>>80036514>pedosIt's literally only the cuckservatives/libertardians that are pedos during 'merica hours.
>>80036552>I can't write.corrected.
>>80036514I blame the Balkans personally
>>80036579I guess Whale is gonna have that drawing of one of them finished by the time he gets back.
>>80036579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>80036552Or do you mean that you write cants? That sounds really interesting; perhaps you make the ceremonies that /mlp/ uses to summon their tulpas. You're doing the maker's work.
>>80036593>'
>>80036678Somehow, oyakodon seems weirder with bird girls
I wish Whale was back instead of the absolute waste of post purityfag who only shits up threads with his constant pissbaby melties. At least Whale contributes literally anything to these threads. Fucking purityfag just bitches about height of consent and how much he hates Whale's art.Fucking post your work if his shit triggers you so much. Maybe write a story that someone would actually read, or draw a pic that someone would actually want to look at. Maybe do literally anything to justify your opinion rather than just constantly fill these threads with your endless malding.or just go away, touch snow-covered grass, tell your parents you love them before they die (tonight, in their sleep). No one cares how much you hate niggers and jews and spics and fags and trannies and hmofa.
WaitDid whale get sent on a vacation lmao
>>80036666superdevil!
i like waifur
>>80036484Here are some notable posts I found, but those threads have plenty of posts arguing over /ss/. Don't know why you'd suggest otherwise>>19347013>>19347127>>19345619>>119478017>>19598436
>>80036713I wish you'd serve your ban with some dignity and stop astroturfing this bullshit idea that your personal boogeyman purityfag is out to get your terrible artist.
or maybe him (and 2C) have family to spend time with for the next few days.
Anon what would you do if you got to live in a world with your perfect waifur in some enchanted village, but there's a race of evil powerful shadow demons who your village made a pact with, where they leave you alone aside from one night annually where they slaughter everyone they catch out in the open? also the demons sound like Mel Blanc
>>80036737she looks a little too old. Did you mean to post this in the pedo thread?
>>80036761I wish you weren't spamming threads bragging about your "victory" of removing hmofa artists from hmofa. But here we are.
>>80036788>This thing is perfectly acceptable and only shitposters don't like it!>What? Post some of it? No way I'd do that!It's disgusting how disingenuous you are.>>80036798Guess again faggot, I'm not the one you've been replying too.But god forbid anyone don't like spacewhale, no the 8th grade artist who's barely beetter than 7oomer is just so fucking great bro
>>80036786I'm an anon, at least last time I checked anyhow.I would be fine living in a world where 1 night a year Elmer Fudd was on the hunt and was shooting to kill. DO I get to know which night, or is it just a random night and I should generally stay indoors after dark in case it's THAT night?
This thread is silly
>>80036825>it's not me, my dude! I am not the one who doesn't shut up about him. You have me confused with some other obsessed faggot that posts off-topic blogs in hmofa.
>>80036841You know what night it is, it's always on the same day and it's called "The howwible hawvest" and whenever someone says its name they pronounce it in elmer fudd's exact voice each time like it's a soundboard
>>80036713God grants /hmofa/ his silliest of ranters just to make us smile.
damn, another wasted thread. Also, getting romantically involved with someone in a different stage of growth is highly dishonourable.To pre-adult posters, if you aren't brave enough to be embraced by the rope, at least have the decency to self-insert as someone of the same age group as those you post.>>80036737Lovely Sybil! The groom could be less smug.
>>80036825You're right he is disingenuous it wasn't a week it was 5 posts in 12 days. That's 0.42 a day!
>>80036858i like cat girls
>>80036881It probably thinks tr00ns are people too.
>>80036858>>80036874>Your kingdom gets conquered by Genghis Khan>As part of the following peace treaty, you must marry one of his Snep daughters>Expect a calculating politcal spouse, who will gradually steer your kingdom further into the control of the Mongol horde>Instead you're married to a big, silly snep princess>Turns out Genghis just wants to keep her out of trouble and is off-loading the responsibility onto you
>>80036552>"And she hmofa'ed monogamous marriagely across the room, her sweetly-wholesome ̶f̶u̶r̶r̶y̶ anthropomorphic vibes engulfed his big chadly self-insert nonexistent face, he looked exactly like [you, human man skimming this], and she was very hmofa'd and a virgin..."
>>80036881Any retard can search "/ss/" in those threads posted and see people arguing over it. It was always a contentious issue for these threads, you're denial is bordering on delusional at this point.
>>80036902this is now a cozy thread! post cozy waifurs
>>80036934
I'm not wholly against loli or ss, but loliposters have never came off as good faith.
>>80036858How nice would I have to have been for Santa to deliver a noodle dragon to me?
>>80036953Collie posters have no rights. Go fuck a furboi.
>>80036953It's because they are spiritually Jewish.
>>80036953shelby?
>>80037011So this is good faith arguing...
>>80036996You'd have to save Mrs. Claus from a life threatening event. After that, Santa will hook you up.
>>80036976>how much slower the threads and board were years ago averaging 1 thread dailyForgetting the whole Burzum saga now, are we mate?
>>80036953We hate whores and rapists here
>>80036999>>80037047Hey! You don't talk to my wife like that.
>>80037038Burzum was not having constant schizo breakdowns in 2018
>>80036730Someone (me) made a post about Ceroba sending [QuestionableImagesOverTheInternet] and he responded while inserting himself, verbatim, as a middle schooler. He owes me a Ceroba for the pain and suffering of witnessing him get raped by the mods whenever he gets back.
>>80037032Yes. They use a single anecdote from years ago (The Kaktus story) as justification for posting something that is blatantly against the rules, and use ad hominen namecalling (purityfag) against anyone who calls them out or complains about them.
>>80034804
>>80037111Bro you're cooked.
>>80036976I had a premonition dream, longer ago than some people here have been alive. I'm laying on my back, and a panda-faced girl comes into my bed, it's morning and she's come to wake me up, she climbs into bed on all fours, straddling me lowers her bottom onto my lap and leans in to kiss me. The sunlight makes her practically glow, she's almost angelic at the angle I'm seeing her.then everything goes blindingly white. I've always interpreted it as how I die and I can't say I would have any complaints for that to be the case, aside, maybe from being able to get off one last nut. But the dream was and is a beautiful one even without overt sex. If I had to die, that would be a pretty good death.
>>80037080i kek'd. now i wanna doodle a lil ceroba sometime
>>80037079Burzum was always around in threads outside /hmofa/. He gained an autistic fixation on /hmofa/ around 2019/2020 for some reason.
Hello all. Roadwarden's final chapter might take a bit of time, about as long as it took to put out chapter 9, if not more. So many things need to be set right...It's been kinda crazy writing it all out. Really didn't expect the scope of things when I first wrote out the first chapter. From that very basic idea into what's looking like my very first story, completed. Just got to stick the landing now. Thanks for the fanart, again. Marek is one rugged fucker, huh?
>>80036922finally a good read
>>80036996The noodle..
I need more mink but the author is working on his Pokemon story right now. Fuk
>>80037066Would you please sit down?
>>80037248That is the face of a woman about to commit a murder
Should pick up my rimworld save again, been months since I touched it.Also I see the new captcha is even more fucked up than I previously thought possible.
>>80037299>Also I see the new captcha is even more fucked up than I previously thought possible.Maybe if you're blind. I'm flying through these no problem.
What would you do about a story wherein your furson snuck in between you and your waifur in the middle of the night. Then the two of you, not even knowing he's right there, start snuggling, one thing leads to another and you start poking for her hole. Suddenly you slide in and your furson doesn't want to be sent back to his room, just lets you go. Then the motion gets your waifur a little worked up, and she starts rubbing right back, but unbeknownst to the both of you, your rubbing has him turgid and curious. his lil soldier starts getting smashed up against his mom and entry occurs. Now y'all are getting hot and heavy, rutting like you were teens all over again. With a heavy thrust, you slam balls deep inside and drop the biggest nut in years, she's feeling it too, and in so doing presses back with all she can. Unfortunately, your furson has been struggling between you and in your passion, neither of you realized that you had smothered him (but not before he emptied both barrels into mama). During your mourning period, she tells you "I'm late." What do?
>>80037314Uhhh I don't know. Did he enjoy it?
>>80037314What if, hypothetically, you found a dollar on the ground?
>>80037348Am I Jewish in this hypothetical?
>>80037364No, you are (You).
>>80037348Abigail Shapiro waifur
>>80034711>are you writingTaking a detour from my main fic I’ve been working on for a year because I want more bug fics>looking forward to finishingMy current detour fic is me (a self insert) and raping the demonic manifestation of the problems I’ve had writing the main fic so that in it itself is indicative of my progress.>is that one scene that's killing youYes.>hoping to see update soonJust got done catching up with VNAF so hopefully more of that.
>>80037377Vive Nights At Freddies?
>>80037337He was a passenger on the ride. It was probably the biggest and only nut of his short life. Hard to say whether he even felt it as he was more focused on trying to breathe. That said, it cumming part was probably pleasurable even if he didn't understand what was happening.
>>80037314Kinda gay ngl
>>80037314Wait so did you accidently fuck your son while he fucked your wife or what? I'm confused.
>>80037498Yes
>>80034711>are you writingThe next chapter of Svartviken>looking forward to finishingThis chapter>is that one scene that's killing youTrying to make the cooperation between Oskar and Ash-Maned-Dancer feel believable. She doesn't trust him, he doesn't understand him. I wanted to try a story where language barriers aren't solved in a chapter or two and I struggle to make it feel right for me. >hoping to see update soonI hope to update before new years, maybe before Christmas.
>>80037374I am he and she is she but (you)'re the only (you)
>>80037547Hmm... does that mean I get the dollar?
>>80036786>>80036872heh, heheh, heh
>>80037557(you) are the dollar.
>>80037557(You) can choose to pick it up.
(You) just lost the game
>>80037605Thank God I'm not (you) lmao.
I just watched "We need to talk about Kevin"
>>80037314Hithern he, hithern ho.Thine furson has got to go!No more furbois, they are gone.Behold my magical retcon!
>>80037605When is DV gonna come back and grace us with more Snooba?
>>80037575Who's going to pick me up then?
Five Nights at Dimmi's
>>80037619One wildly sexually dimorphic species, males are human while females are all various anthros.
>>80037633Society.
>>80037668Whoa
Why can't I have this?
>>80037547>and we are all together. see them run like pigs from the gun see how they fly, I'm cryin'. >sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
>>80037750God is angry at you.
>>80037474wrong. gay sex doesn't result in pregnancy.
>>80037776If they were real, frollo absolutely be a (closet) hmofag
greentexting is an art form of how well an anon can tell a short story in a detailed way that easily lets anon self insert into the situation (coitus with anthro waifur for example) without over explaining to the reader. there is a right amount, and a wrong amount. how do you know which is which?>maebread
>>80037625DV got a job and left us, that's the way it goes
>>80036579Need to find a Japanese artist willing to draw these girls getting stuffed
>>80037625DV learned that he could just pay hookers to wear a fursuit for him, so he was all like "man i don't need hmofa anymore i got the real thing right here"
>>80037750>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53nwh1aHCU8
ddd
This thread is shit
oh look it's>bringing up "controversial" waifurs/story/art/former creators for no real reason>loli/shotaform the usually used shitposting/bait tacticsand thread at the bump limit
>>80037990What's the name of the characters?
oh mods actually did something
We are a snoot thread
Are ponies hmofa?
>>80038264No they don't
>>80038249i was guilty of the first thing last thread desu. it's my bad but thanks to the anons that explained it to me and didnt call me a faggot
>>80038280No, you have thousands of other threads to be a faggot in
>>80038306Prove it
>>80038253I honestly don't know but they work well for a teacher's pet type of story
I think Euro hours suck
Pubes
WATCH OUT
>>80038342Asians are bad drivers
>>80038342>I turn now. Good luck everybody else.
>>80038376And so it comes full circle.>>80037348
>>80038245yea??? maybe start posting peak instead of nothing then
Why isnt Wonderland used as a setting more often
Eh, I'm done with this threadGoodbye
>>80038485gay
>>80038482All the good drugs haven't been available for decades.
>>80038482Lewis Carrol is my hero.
>>80038485Have fun with the furfags that hate you
>>80038513Perhaps this was not the best time to ask that question
Whoever bakes the next OP, please update it with the stories from last thread.
my bread is late
No breadDead thread
>>80035743Threesome with her and her hung furbroI want to fuck her sloshing wet snatch as his cock fills my insides with hot spunk
Cultivating spiritual power and obtaining enlightenment to be able to will waifurs into existence.
>>80039554Beware the Sect of the HFY, brother. They will seek to cripple your foundation.
>>80039674Sexy sect babes would've been peak if they were furry women
>>80039674Fear not, I will be vigilant brother.
Page 10...I could really go for some hot chocolate right about now. And a waifur to enjoy it with of course.
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